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Old 10-30-2006, 11:12 AM   #83
Steve M.
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American jokes told in Poland:

Q: How many people does it take to screw in an American lightbulb?
A: Two. One screws it in, and trhe other tries to find one that isn't defective.

Q. Three Santa Clauses are on a street corner. Which one is the American Santa Claus?

A: He's the one with the Easter basket.
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