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Old 10-27-2006, 11:29 AM   #80
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Originally Posted by treky
I don't get it.

The word "stud" can mean a sexually active man, which is what the priest wanted to be, and it also means a rhinestone. It also means a piece of support wood, which allows for this alternative punchline:

"The other priest will be harder to find. He's a two-by-four in a condo in Aspren."

If the priest asks to be a "cool" stud, the punchline can go like this:

"The other priest will be harder to find. He's a bolt on a snow tire in Detroit."

Because a stud can also be a screw holding a tire in place.
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