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Old 10-14-2006, 03:26 AM   #71
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Cliche Turned Back

"I'm really too tired and unable to do my home work," the son protested to his father.

"Now my son, hard work has never killed any one yet, at least your age."

"Yes, but I don't want to run the risk of being the first!"

ArcaMax Jokes-July 11, 2006


Peer Pressure

A reporter interviewed a 104-year-old man.

"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

"No peer pressure," he replied.

ArcaMax Jokes-July 11, 2006


Both Ends

"I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class," said the father to his son.

"Don't worry Dad," he replied. "They still teach the same thing at both ends."

ArcaMax Jokes-July 11, 2006


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Tex who?

Tex two to tango.

ArcaMax Jokes-July 11, 2006
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