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Old 10-03-2006, 03:15 AM   #66
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a frog hopped into a bank one day. He hopped up on the counter, and said to the startled teller (whos name was Patty Wack) "I want to make a loan". The teller managed to say "OK, well, uh, um...d-do you have any collateral"? The frog said "Yes I do. I have this" and showed the teller a minature statue. He then said "Oh, by the way, my father is Keith Richards".
The teller took the statue and said "Just a minute" and went in to see the supervisor. She walked o his office and, closing the door behind her said "You're NOT going to believe this, but, there is a talking frog out there, who claims that Keith Richards is his father, he wants to make a loan, and put THIS up for collateral". (and she held out the statue)" I don't even know what this is".
The supervisor looked at it and said-

"It's a knick-knack Patty Wack
Give the frog a loan
His old man's a Rolling Stone"

I got it in an e-mail once.
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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