I've said some funny jokes in the past(more like quotes but funny nonetheless)
1)"A little sex on TV never hurt anyone, unless you fall off."
2)"I might not be always right but I'm never wrong."
3)"If I was invisible, you wouldn't be able to see me. To most adults, that would be a good thing."
4)After playing a boxing game on PS2: "Where's Mike Tyson? His finishing move could be the ear bite. Don't tell that to Holyfield."
5)After my dad said David Ortiz looks like Shrek: "And Manny looks like Rick James. Manny Ramirez *****.