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Old 08-27-2006, 01:08 AM   #40
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Originally Posted by Rock Princess
Two cows are standing in a field talking. First says to the other, "That mad cow disease scares me."

Second says "I don't have to worry about getting that." "Why not?" "I'm a helicopter."
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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