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Old 08-19-2006, 01:18 PM   #37
swedeace
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The Dollar

Verily I say unto ye..........

Money....

It can buy a house
But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend....

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So....Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??

I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY

Cute, eh?
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