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Old 08-12-2006, 12:18 PM   #36
Courtnee
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Two cows are standing in a field talking. First says to the other, "That mad cow disease scares me."

Second says "I don't have to worry about getting that." "Why not?" "I'm a helicopter."
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Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection
A freckle on the nose of life's complexion
The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye
I gotta fly once, I gotta try once,
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see,
I gotta have my bite, sir.
Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer"
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer
Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade
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