07-27-2006, 12:45 PM
Join Date: Aug 09, 2003
Here's a few I found...
-The Hair Dryer and the Priest!
An attractive young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over
the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there
anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare"
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a
woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
-How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
-How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
-Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.