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Old 07-26-2006, 05:00 PM   #28
Bobby F.
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Should Children Watch Childbirth?
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>Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
>house
>was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 5-year-old
>girl, to
>hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
>deliver
>the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother
>Heidi
>pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
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>
>The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
>bottom.
>Connor began to cry.
>The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
>wide-eyed
>5-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
>
>Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't
>have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again."
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