A blonde was at home doing a puzzle. She just couldn't get the pieces together, so she called her boyfriend and he came over to help. She was very upset. "I just can't get the pieces to look like the picture on the box!" She wailed. Her boyfriend shook his head, gave her a hug and looked into her eyes. "Ok baby, let's get the Frosted Flakes back into the box and I'll take you out for breakfast."
"I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death."-Professor Severus Snape