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Old 07-25-2006, 04:54 PM   #17
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore
my name is ashlee

"I can feel it - the turn of the Earth,
the ground beneath our feet
spinning at a thousand miles an hour.
And the entire planet is hurtling around the sun
at 67,000 thousand miles an hour and I can feel it.
We're falling through space, you and me.
Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world
and if we let go..."

- The Doctor
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