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Old 12-09-2005, 07:16 AM   #89
Race's Girl
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The Best Of Everything
Performed by Warren 'Potise' Weber

You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambe,
My diet screams for triple-star,
Beluga caviar

And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat,
A toast to me, Fat Cat

I want the best of everything,
Golden crowns and diamond rings,
Servants at my beck and call,
I'll make them crawl,
You know I want it all

My velvet tux is tailor-made,
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade,
My good taste is so refined,
I demand the top of the line

Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox,
A fine Italian marble bust,
Engraved "In Fat Cat we Trust"

He wants the best of everything,
Golden crowns and diamond rings,
Servants at his beck and call,
He'll make them crawl,
You know he wants it all

He wants the best of everything,
Golden crowns and diamond rings,
Servants at his beck and call,
I'll make them crawl,
You know I want it all

La, la, la!
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