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Old 06-16-2005, 04:57 AM   #85
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Enormous Weiner
Performed by the Band

Whenever life gets you down,
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope,
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes,
Never worry bout a thing,
Got the world on a string
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous weiner
And my troubles start a-meltin' away,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And everything is goin' my way

WEINER

Everybody,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And my troubles start a-meltin' away,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And everything is goin' my way, (my trouser monster)
Everything is going' my way, (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way, (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaay,
Yeah
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