Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber, Ralph Malph, Richie Cunningham, Lori Beth Allen and Jennifer Jerome
It used to be enough to be strong and good
And tough and go try whatever hasn't been tried
But now I'm a jerk with a brain that doesn't work
If I don't consult my feminine side of what it is to be manly.
Maybe we should stay here and hug,
Would that be more manly?
Oh, kill me now, I think I squashed a bug.
I can show that I care. I can cry, I can share,
Got my brain in a sensitive whirl,
But please tell me why being such a modern guy
Makes me feel like a bearded girl,
I guess that's not manly.
I do nothing, but hey, I feel, I feel mighty manly.
I'm so excited I just might scream.
I'm proud to be the home of a Y chromosome,
I'm proud this hair is growing on my chin,
Let's get the hell out there,
Find those girls for who we care
We won't be back till we can bring 'em in,
We're gonna be manly.
Hang on, help is on the way,
It's time to be manly.