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Old 12-10-2004, 10:43 AM   #57
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Brains
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well hello there, little boy, don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy,
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye,
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky

Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place,
I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space,
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!

Go down to your neighbor's place,
See the dull expression on his face,
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me,
He's not using his brain, he's just watching TV

Go down to Mr. McGee's,
He hasn't had a thought since '43,
His brain is the portrait of atrophy,
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified,
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought once I've eaten their brain

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay,
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop,
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads,
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again

Creep into the donut shop,
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop,
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified,
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought once I've eaten their brain

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay,
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um,
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones,
No time to cook em in a skillet,
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it,
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and drink em

Now you've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink

Fess up boy, come on, Heck,
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink her brains 'til she's zombified,
Sure she might think it's deranged,
But she won't give it a thought once I've eaten her brain

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay,
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice if she don't have a brain

BRAIN.....
Bring me her Brain.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
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