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Old 11-29-2004, 09:14 AM   #52
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Proper Crimbo
Performed by the enitre cast

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Wibble)
Put up your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
So excited, you might wee,
Proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

On the 7 Days of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a peregrine falcon - Proper Bo, I tell thee.
Shell-toe trainers and a beanie hat, a new set of headphones, all shiny and black.
I didn't sleep that night for Santa to come,

I wet the bed, that's what I had done
'Cause Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle a wee
With a Ho Ho Ho and a Silent Night,
A little chipolata, I'll be feeling alright,
Turkey's on the table, as big as a cow,
Celebrate crimbo, I tell thee how. Reet-oh.

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
Put up your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
So excited, you might wee, proper Crimbo.

(Yoo hoo) Ho, ho, ho - I'm a bad Mo-Fo,
I've got presents y'all but they're two by two,
They closed the shop so I got time for you,
Supersoakay and yo water bombs,
Watch out, Santa 'cause here I come
'Cause I sleep on the floor, never ever on the bed,
That Santa style, so in your head,

It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee,
Got gifts for yall, what you got for me?
Cha'mone, (Chamone) Cha'mone, (Chamone)
Cha'mone check check da cone,
I said Bubbles ain't a monkey,
She can move real funky,
Cha'mone check check da cone,
(That's right!)
Ow!

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta! Hee hee)
Put up (Oh ohhh) your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
So excited, you might wee, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

Hey up, where's all band gone, come on kids help us out,
Sing with me, (Proper bo bo)
Check it out, (Proper bo bo)
Can I get a rewind? (Proper bo bo)
That were right good,
Proper bo bo, proper bo bo, proper bo bo.
Come on now. Let's get it together, you as well, Kez.

(Sing with me)
Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Take me for a drink)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Stick it right up)
(Baaaaaaa) Put up (ahhhh ha ha) your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(So excited)
So excited, you might wee, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

Can I get a key change?

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo, (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo, (yeah)
Put up my Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(put up you Christmas tree)
So excited, you might wee,
(so excited, so excited, so exicited)
Proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

(Ooh reet good, now come on, sing with me)

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(I will take you for a drink)
Put up your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(Put up your Christmas tree)
So excited, you might wee,
(so excited, so excited, so excited)
Proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

Have a Proper Bo Crim Bo

Bumblesquat,
It's all because of the magic, chazam.
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