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Old 11-23-2004, 05:18 AM   #50
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That Certain Party
Performed by Ralph Malph and Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Has she got naughty eyes?
Yes, she has got naughty eyes,
That certain, that certain party,
You know the one I mean,
That certain party of mine

Naughty eyes, turned up nose,
Rosy cheeks and pretty clothes,
Not a smarty

Has she got loving ways?
Sure, she has got loving ways,
That certain party of mine

Hey, Pots, remember the old time Vaudeville around 1924?
Why, sure I do!
With those corny jokes like "Can you stand on your head?"
Nah, it's too high!
Nothing, we better sing

Has she got you know what?
Yes, she has got you know what,
That certain that certain party of mine,
Has she got I forgot?
Yes, she has got I forgot,
That certain party of mine

You know what I forgot,
This and that and quite a lot,
Not a smarty,
Has she got everything?
Yes, she has got everything,
That certain party of mine

(babble by Ralph)
Hold on, hold on, what are you doing?
Singing in shorthand?
You're speeding,
That's better

(Ralph babbles about wiener schnitzel)
That certain that certain party of mine,
(Ralph babbles about hasenpfeffer)
That certain party of mine,

You know what I forgot,
This and that and quite a lot,
What a smarty,
Has she got everything?
Yes, she has got everything,
That certain party,
That certain party,
That certain party of mine

Tres Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis-esque, eh?
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