"Bite Me" part two

[turtle63102]

Hey, I'm Mary Kate. In case you don't know, I'm Tara, (Snowfall,) and Deirdre, (Monkeygirl)s sister. I wrote this to show some possible good that could come from that "Bite Me". Enjoy!
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Nate came home from work depressed. He had just told Raina what had happened between him and C.d. He hated the fact Raina was his new partner. He hated how Cap had to get a new officer.
"If Stacey could get any more excited about anything, she'll explode." Thought Nate.
He put a frozen pizza in the oven, and sat down with a beer.
"Looks like another night of pizza and crying myself to sleep." thought Nate.
Just then the phone rang.
"Basso." answered Nate.
"I have blondie here." said a voice booming through the phone. "If you ever want to see her again, follow these instructions. Get $25,000 and put it in a brown paper bag. Then-"
"Wait!" intrupted Nate. "I want to hear C.d's voice!"
"I'll make the demands around here" said the voice.
"I want to hear her voice!" Nate demanded.
"Alright, you can hear girlie's voice." A few seconds later C.d's voice came through the phone.
"Nate, Nate, they made me write that note, I didn't want to. I love you!"
"That's enough." interrupted the voice "I have to go, I'll be in touch."
"Wait!" Nate cried. "Don't hurt her. I'll pay what ever you want, just take care of her." But it was to late, the voice had hung up. Nate called Cap.
"Captain McCafferty." answered Cap
"Cap, it's Nate. Did you see C.d actually hand in her resignation?"
"No, she faxed it. Why, is everything all right?"
"I have to go, I'll answer your questions later." Nate hung up, and said to himself, "I have to find her!"
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[candace~n~nathan]

that was GREAT!!! and i can't wait for more!!!!!!!!! we need to know what happens!!!!! :D :D

and i'm sure Bite Me was SUPPOSED to be like that!! :rolleyes:

[happy_bunny]

Yeah, that is the way it's supposed to be!!!!! Good start, post more. The first thought was hilarious! lol.

[CD DeLorenzo]

awww yeah, I like your version better too! Keep going!!!!!!!

[Snowfall]

That was so great, Mary Kate! I really like your version, too! ;) :D Post more soon!

[turtle63102]

Alright, here is some more. Jinny and Teddy fans, this is for you!;)
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The next morning Jinny sat across from Magda at their desk. Jinny kept staring at Mag.
"What?" asked Mag
"Nothing, it's just that I signed the divorce papers last night." answered Jin. "Oh hunny, are you okay?" asked Magda.
"Yeah, I'm okay. I should've done it as soon as I got them. Jack is better off without me. I just miss being in a relationship with a guy." said Jinny.
"Well what about that Hank Riley guy?" asked Mag.
"He's nice and all, but I don't like him that way. I want to call Teddy."
"You and Teddy were over a while ago. He could have another girl or something." said Mag
"But I miss him alot. It won't hurt to call him." said Jin. Magda gave her a frown.
"Okay, Okay, I'll just date jerks like Hank for the rest of my life and never be happy again." said Jin "I'm gonna go get some bottled water."
Jinny walked into the hall and took out her cell phone.
"Hello?" answered Teddy
"Hi Teddy, it's Jinny."
"Oh, hi Jinny. Listen you caught me at a bad time."
"Teddy, come on, I just want to invite you to coffee some time so we can talk." said Jin.
"I don't think so. A lot of things are different now." said Teddy.
"Teddy, this isn't a date." said Jinny.
"Okay, I'll meet you at StarBucks at 5:00." said Teddy.
Jinny hung up and walked back to her desk.
"Were is your water?" asked Magda.
"Uuuuummmmmm........"

[Bonnie Is Great!]

YOu are doing an Excellent job! I can't wait for more. I wanna know how Coffee went with Teddy...And please bring CD back safely. Please post more soon!

[candace~n~nathan]

YAY!!! *clapping hysterically* that was great!!!!!

can't wait to see what happens next!!!!!

[*Nancy Mckeon*]

mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snowfall]

That was fantastic! Now post more, and tell us what happens with CD!!!

[planet_stella]

That was great!!!! But i'd prefer longer parts!;) Post more soon!

Btw,hi:wave: I'm Rasa.:)

[turtle63102]

Nate stared out the window at the rain. The gloomy weather fit his mood. He had taken the day off from work to get the kidnapper's call. The phone rang. Nate checked the caller ID. It was unlisted, that was the kidnapper. "It's 3:00! What the hell took you so long to call?" asked Nate. "Letting you sweat, Nathan Francis Albert Basso!" said the voice. "How the freakin' hell do you know so much about me?" asked Nate. "That's for me and you to never ever find out. I also know that you think lemon on shrimp is exotic." said the voice. "Do you have a name, or do I have to call you ass-creep-that-stole-the-love-of-my-life?!" said Nate. "Call me Bob. there's no way I'm telling you my real name. And calling me an ass isn't the way to get 'the love of your life' back." said Bob. "Fine tell me what you want me to do." said Nate. At that same time, C.d was on the phone with Cap. "Cap I don't have time to talk, I just called to ask you to tell Nate for me, I love him. I can only imagine your reaction, but I don't have time to explain. I have to describe the house I'm in. It's white, and is really fancy, and the blinds are always closed. I think it's G-....." said C.d.
"C.d? C.d! Damn it!" said Cap. Nate called Cap after his reception broke. "Oh hi Nate. i was just on the phone with C.d. She told me to tell you she loves you. You don't need to explain, I know what's been going on. I'm not blind. Come in tomorrow so we can work on her description of the house." said Cap. "Okay, Cap. See you then." said Nate
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[Snowfall]

Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by "Snowfall"
Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!

oh oh! Me too! totally!!!

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by "Snowfall"
Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!

then make her write more, tara!!!!! ;) ;)

[maria1986]

this is great!...post more sooooooooon.....:):):):)

[maria1986]

YAY!!!!...I gave ya a new page!!!!:D

[monkeygirl]

ooh, good mk! make them looooooooonger! lol good job tho

[zwalane]

I think I like the way this going post more

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
then make her write more, tara!!!!! ;) ;)

Yeah, I'll put the heat on her! ;) :D Well, she gets an hour and a half on the comp tomorrow, so we should probably expect more, then!

[monkeygirl]

hey, why does she get an hour and a half? no fair! lol jk oh well most days i spend more than that on, lol so i don't mind

[turtle63102]

okay, okay, i'll post more! lol. Anyway, this next post with Teddy and Jinny is great! Get out your hankies! :)
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Jinny sat at a table by herself at StarBucks. She was beginning to think Teddy would never come. She scanned the room for Teddy one last time before she would give up. Jinny smiled as she saw Teddy was coming towards her, looking as handsome as hell. "Hi, it's nice to see you." said Jinny. "Yah, it's nice to see you to, I suppose." said Teddy. "Do you want me to go get some coffee for you?" asked Jinny. "No, that's okay. I won't be here long." said Teddy. Jinny's heart sank. "Listen Jin, I know you called me because you want me to go out with you. As I said things are different now. I own my own firm, I'm engaged to girl named Shannon, and I own my own house." said Teddy. "I can't beat that. I think it's great you're engaged. You know what? I have to go!" said Jinny. "Jinny, don't." said Teddy. "No! I have to go! I never should've called you! I never should've set this up! I never should've come!" Jinny screamed. Jinny marched out of StarBucks crying. She got into her car and started driving to nowhere. She just kept driving in the rain, crying and crying. While she was driving, she thought about drinking again. She had been sobber for a while, but her life was hell. She decided not to, but on her way home she past a liquor store. She drove by very slowly, and finally stopped right in front of it. She could remember how good liquor was. She got out of her car and walked into the liquor store. She stared at all her favorite kinds. "Can I help you?" asked the cashier. "Well,... actually, no. Thank you." said Jinny. When she finnaly got home, it was 9:00. She walked up the stairs to her apartment thinking about how terrible her day was. When she got to in front of her apartment, Teddy was standing in front of it. "Wha- what are you.....?" said Jinny "Jinny, two seconds after you drove off, I realized I love you. I can't live with out you. I can't stand my fiance, my life is boring. I need you." said Teddy, and with that he kissed her. Jinny returned the kiss but pulled away. "How did you find my apartment?" she asked. "I have my contacts." said Teddy. "You called Magda, right?" asked Jinny. "Maybe,...."
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[monkeygirl]

good! a little unrealistic........ lol but lol jk good job!

[zwalane]

I'm glap Teddy is in the picture now. BTW we want more

[Snowfall]

Awww, that was so great! It was so sweet....Post more soon!

[CD DeLorenzo]

post more girl!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!! :D

[candace~n~nathan]

AWWWWW!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!! so cute!!!!!!

can we have more yet?!! :) :D

[Snowfall]

Sorry, guys. I know this post says it's from Tara, but I forgot to log in as me before I posted. Sorry again!
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The next day, Nate came into the office. "Hey, Nate." said Raina. "I have the results from the cell phone C.d called from." "And?" asked Nate. "And it's registered to Lennon Davis." said Raina. "Did you check him out in the records?" asked Nate. "Yes, and he died two weeks ago in a robbery. The robber stole his car, cell phone, and two hundred dollers from his wallet, and a beeper." said Raina. "So we look for the car and that'll lead us to the kidnappers." said Nate. "The car was taken for a joy ride then dumped." said Raina. "Did the lab pick up any finger prints?" asked Nate. "Nate, if this robber and kidnapper is smart enough to not be caught yet, do you think he's dumb enough to leave finger prints?" aked Raina. "Nope." replied Nate. "So now what do we do?" "Cap wants to see you." replied Raina.
Nate walked into Cap's office. "Hello Nate. Have you talked to Raina yet?" asked Cap. "Yup. Looks like we're dealing with a master mind here. Any clues what to do next?" asked Nate. "Well, I thought we could talk about what this kidnapper says to you on the phone." said Cap. "He calls himself Bob, and he wants $25,000." said Nate. Just then Nate's beeper went off. "Who's it from? It's from Lennon Davis, it's C.d! She says, Mark's & Mark's jewelry. What does that mean?" asked Nate. "She might be trying to tell us the next place something is going to go down at." said Kate. "Raina, we got a lead, let's go!" yelled Nate. They grabbed their gear and jumped into their car. Nate put on the siren and they sped off to Mark's & Mark's jewelry.
Nate raced into the shop. No one was there. Nate ran into the back room behind the front counter. There was a man tied to a chair. Raina untied him, and Nate checked out the rest of the place. The safe was open and empty. All the valuable jewelry was gone. "He was here, he was here!" yelled the man that had been tied up. "Who was here?" asked Raina. The man that killed my dad, Lennon!" yelled the man.

[candace~n~nathan]

that was GREAT!!!! now get back here and post more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
that was GREAT!!!! now get back here and post more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)

:yeahthat !!!!!!!

[Snowfall]

Yay, that was so great! I love all the suspense. Post more soon!

[Snowfall]

Damn, I'm good tonight. :D

[monkeygirl]

yay! good job! doing a case in the fic awesome! i wish i had enough imagination to do that, lol good job!
:clap: :clap: :) :) :)

[turtle63102]

yeah, I'm great! jk, lol. here's a little bit more

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Cap walked out of her office. "Do you have some news?" asked Nate. "No, I was looking for Stacey." said Kate. "Oh hi Captain." said Stacey as she walked over from her desk. "Stacey, will you pour me some coffee and bring it to me in my office?" asked Kate. "Sure thing. I will do it if it's the last thing I do. I also want to tell you, I'm realy like working here. This is just so wonderful. I can't believe you picked me. I love this place. I love everybody her. I love everything about this place. Does everybody here me? I LOVE IT HERE!" said Stacey. Jinny rolled her eyes. Magda whispered to Nate, "Third time today." "Thankyou, Satcey. I need my coffee. Now." said Captain

Stacey walked into Cap's office with the coffee. "Thankyou, Stacey." said Cap. Kate took a sip of her coffee, and said, "Just the way I like it." Stacey got so happy she put in the right amount of suger, she did three back flips, taking out two of Raina's teeth. When Raina said she wasn't mad at her, Stacey was so happy, her head exploded. It is said, her head landed some were on Mars.
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I realy like this post! lol.

[candace~n~nathan]

LMFAO!!!!!!

That was SOOOOOOO funny and SOOOOOOOOO realistic!! ;) ;)


LMAO, post more!!!! :wave:

[Bonnie Is Great!]

Hey awsome job!!! More pelase!

[monkeygirl]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed so hard! bravo! encore!!!!!

[Snowfall]

Yeah, that was hilarious! Haha, Stacey, take that!

[turtle63102]

That night Kate and Louis went out to eat. "This is nice. We should do this more often." said Kate. "Yes, this is nice. I thought we could talk tonight, though." said Louis. "What about? asked Kate. "Well, I think you you should take a break from work. Take a vacation, relax, do stuff you've always wanted to do." said Louis. "Louis that's very sweet of you. But I have so much stuff I couldn't even think of taking a break. One of my best inspectors has been kidnapped, and today, one of my officers' head exploded. I have had a very busy week. Also the person that kidnapped my inspector just robbed a jewelry store, and now has money to leave San Francisco and can now go anywere. We haven't even gotten a call from this person in 24 hours!" said Kate. "Kate, I meant take a permanent break." said Louis. "Oh Louis, I know you want to spend time with me but there is no way I could possibly leave forever." said Kate. Just then her cell phone rang. "I'll be right back." said Kate. She walked outside to the cold night's air. "Captain McCafferty." answered Kate. "Hi, Cap. It's Raina. We have some more info on the DeLorenzo case." "What is it?!" asked Cap. "We got some finger prints from the robbery. They match up to Bill mason, 31, has only been booked on a robbery of a liquor store when he was 15." said Raina. "That's great!" said Cap. "Yeah, but we have no clue were he is. Last place he lived was Chicago." said Raina. "Well, do the best you can. I have to go." said Cap. She hung up and ealked back into the resturant. She went to her table, but Louis wasn't there. "Were could he be?" Kate thought. She asked the waitor if she saw anything. "Oh yes ma'am, he left the resturant a couple of minutes ago." said the waitor.

[Snowfall]

Ooooh, this is looking good! Post more soon.

[monkeygirl]

ohhhhhh, getting exciting!

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

VERY exciting. Post more soon. I haaaate Louis!! BRING CD BACK SAFE!!! :)

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
VERY exciting. Post more soon. I haaaate Louis!! BRING CD BACK SAFE!!! :)

:yeahthat:

[turtle63102]

I don't have time for a real post but I'll give ya a little bit.



"Alright! we got finger prints! The trail is hot!" said Nate back at the office. He was sitting at his desk across from Raina.
"Yeah, but were the freaking hell is this ass? How can it be possible for him to be living at Chicago one day, and now no one knows were he is?" asked Raina
"I don't know. But hey, we know he was here in our town this after noon. How far can he be?" said Nate
"Good point. Did you post pictures of this guy Bill on the internet?" asked Raina.
"Yah but know replies yet." said Nate
Just then the phone rang.
"Basso." answered Nate.
"Hello. I was on the internet, and I saw the picture for that Bill Mason. You were asking for info about him. He used to live in my apartment building." said the voice.
"We'll be right there!" said Nate


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In case you guys dont know how feel about the new season, I wrote this poem. (It's a rip off of that song about Lizzie Borden.)

'Division fans got an ax, gave Deborah Joy LeVine 40 whacks, when they had seen what they had done, they gave her another 41!
hah hah! lol:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[planet_stella]

That was sooo short:( And that was mean to stop there! Post more soooooooooooon!:D

[planet_stella]

Ha! New page! Now you've gotta post more!:p

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by planet_stella
Ha! New page! Now you've gotta post more!:p

yep yep, I agree :)

[candace~n~nathan]

that was great and OF COURSE we want some more of this ASAP!!!

[Snowfall]

That was so great, but don't stop there!

And I like the poem, too....:D :D :D I know that you're just kidding!

[CD DeLorenzo]

Here's your av :)

[turtle63102]

I don't have time to post today, but I will later. :)

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by turtle63102
I don't have time to post today, but I will later. :)

:( But I want you to post now:(

[turtle63102]

oh great, the strike is over. Now I have to Post! :crybaby: :crybaby: oh well, here is some more! lol
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Nate and Raina jumped into their squad car and raced off.

When they finally got there, ate jumped out of the car and ran into the apartment building. Raina followed him into the office.
"Inspector Basso, Nice to meet you. the man you are looking for, he used to live in one of my rooms. he came by today to get the stuff out of his aprtment. I had to throw him out, he never paid his rent." said the man. "What room?" asked Nate. "Room 101." said the man. "Nate ran into the room marked 101. On the bed was a note. "Inspector Basso. I changed my mind. I'm keeping the girl for a while. I won't be in touch for a LONG time. Haha!" read the note. "Son of a bitch!" said Nate with anger. "We missed him again!" said Raina.

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sorry this is short, my parents are making me get off.

[candace~n~nathan]

well u tell your PARENTS........



lol, j/j that was great, even if it was short, and i'll be waiting for more!!! :D

[Snowfall]

That was great! Now try to get back here and post more!

[planet_stella]

That was soooo too short! And how could ya stop there??!That's cruel!!!! lol
Btw great post,but as said it's too short!So the next time you come here you have to make up for that.You have to post a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong part.:D

[monkeygirl]

mary kate, too short!!!! great, but make it longer!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
well u tell your PARENTS........



lol, j/j that was great, even if it was short, and i'll be waiting for more!!! :D


yeah really! Lock them in the basement or something... hey you're three, they're two ;) You have the bigger army... lol j/k :lol:

Post more!!!!!

[turtle63102]

3 weeks later:

Nate and Jinny and Magda were all sitting at their desks.They hadn't heard from C.d's kidnapper in a while, and nobody else had replied to their add on the internet. Nate had even offered a rewared.
"Nate, any news?" asked Kate as she walked out of her office.
"Nothing, but its been a while, so the guy should try to get in touch with me soon." replied Nate
"I know it's been a while, but I still can't believe she's gone." said Jin.
"Yeah, me too." said Mag.
"Nate, I know this is a bad time," said Raina as she walked to their desk from the hall, "But we have another case. I think it's a good idea to take it to get your mind off C.d. It's just a little one though."
"Thanks for thinking about me Raina, but I will not do anything untill I see C.d again." said Nate.
"It wouldn't hurt to at least go to the laundry mat, Nate." said Jinny
"Please Nate? I already said we would do it." said Raina.
"Let me see it." said Nate. As Nate read their case, his eyes began to grow, and he started shouting.
"Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!" said Nate as he huggerd Raina.
"I got to go." said Nate as he ran out of the room. Raina picked up
the paper and read it again. She screamed too and ran after Nate.
"I got to see this." said Jin. She read it and said "Holy ****!"
"What is it?" asked Magda
"The bills haven't been paid for months at Gina's parent's house!"

Nate and Raina sped off to Gina's parent's house. On the way they called for back up.
When they got their, Raina went around to the back of the house. Nate went up to the front door, knocked, and did his speech about being the police.No body answered. He kicked the door down, and ran in. He ran after a figure running to the back. Raina hand cuffed the man. Nate ran up the stairs, and found to dead bodies in one room. He ran into another, and their was C.d.

[candace~n~nathan]

and you STOP?!!!!!!!!!!! What is going through your mind?!!!!! U want me to come ALL the way to IL and kick your sorry.........













uh, j/j????



:) LOL, that was great and i CAN'T WAIT TILL U POST AGAIN!! :D

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
and you STOP?!!!!!!!!!!! What is going through your mind?!!!!! U want me to come ALL the way to IL and kick your sorry.........













uh, j/j????



:) LOL, that was great and i CAN'T WAIT TILL U POST AGAIN!! :D

:yeahthat pleaaaaaaase post more!!!!

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
yeah really! Lock them in the basement or something... hey you're three, they're two ;) You have the bigger army... lol j/k :lol:

Post more!!!!!

Yeah, really, but they make the money and pay the bills....money talks! ;) ;) :lol:


Don't stop there! Get back here and post more on this!

[planet_stella]

Hey!!! You stopped! It's not nice to stop:( lol That was great! But you've GOTTA post more sooooooooooon!!!

[Inspector Bariteau]

Is she Dead? Oh she better not be! What's the deal???? And btw I think "BOB" is "Brian" he couldn't take her imagining Nate when she was with him. lol And all Nate had to do was rob a bank. He would for her! lol

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

You can't stop there!!! Please come back here and post more on this!! :D :D :D

[zwalane]

I agree with them u can't stop there

[turtle63102]

C.d was tied to a chair.
"Oh my gosh, C.d! are you okay?" asked Nate worried. He untied her from the chair, and she hugged him.
"Nate, I love you so much. Believe me when I say I never wanted to leave you." said C.d. Nate kissed C.d, inside jummping with joy. This was her! She was in his arms. This wansn't another dream, she wasn't a pillow in his arms, it was her, the love of his life.

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"I still don't get what Gina's parents not paying the bills has to do with finding C.d." said Magda to Jinny. They were racing off to Gina's parents house, since Nate had called for back up.
"Mag, how'd you get to be an expector? Some one that new Gina and had to do with her case, killed her parents, and is holding C.d for ransom there." said Jinny as she rolled her eyes.
"But who? Who could it be?" asked Mag.
"Well, Nate and I were talking. Something doesn't make sence about Liz letting those people free in that car. Who was driving? didn't they notice the people getting their handcuffs off, Liz shooting her partner, then giving her gun to prisoners?" said Jin.
"Oh, I guess that makes sence." said Mag. Jinny rolled her eyes again. Sometimes Magda was realy stupid.

[candace~n~nathan]

yay, that was excellent!!!! glad CD's ok!!!!!!! Now u can post more!!! :)

[Snowfall]

Yeah! That was so great! I'm so glad that Nate finally found CD. :) Post more soon!

[planet_stella]

Awwww now Nate and CD can be together! lol I'm really glad she's ok. Post more soooooooooon!

[turtle63102]

two days later:

"We finnaly put an end to the case!" said Raina with a smile.
she was talking to Cap in Cap's ofice.
"Yeah." replied Kate.
"Anyway, Nate and I have been really busy on the case, you and I haven't had time to talk. Now that the case is over, I thought you and I could, well, you know, catch up." said Raina.
"Okay." said Cap. She seemed really into her computer.
"Well, things have been going okay between me and Johny. He and I haven't really talked in a while because of the case, but I think things are okay." said Raina.
"Uh huh." said Kate. She was checking her e-mail.
"Look, do you want to talk our not?" asked Raina angrily. Kate looked at Raina.
"Did you cut your hair?" asked Kate. Raina didn't answer.
"Okay, I need to talk to some one anyway." said Kate.
"What's the problem?" asked Raina
"Well, a while ago Louis and I went out for dinner, and he asked me to retire." said Kate.
"Oh, wow." said Raina.
"Yeah, and when I said no, he left me at the resturant. He didn't leave our relationship, he just left me at the resturant." said Kate.
"Are you okay?" asked Raina.
"yeah, I'm okay. I just don't know if I want to be in this relationship any more." said Cap.
Just then, Nate and CD came in. Raina jumped out of her chair and hugged CD.
"You have seen me in the past two days." said CD.
"Yeah, I know, but I'm just really excited you're back!" said Raina.
"Well, we're gonna leave in a few minutes, is there anything you need me and CD to do before we go?" asked Nate.
"No, that's okay." said Cap. Nate held CD's hand.
"But I do want you to take as much time off as you to need to get over what happened." said Kate Nate put his hand around CD's waist.
"At least a week. maybe two." said Cap. Nate and CD imagined exactly what they could do in that two weeks.
"Thanks, Cap. Well we realy need to go." said Nate. Nate and CD smiled at eachother and ran for the exit.

[candace~n~nathan]

yeehaw!! so NOW are you going to tell US what they're going to do during those 2 weeks!! ;) :)

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102

"Did you cut your hair?" asked Kate. Raina didn't answer.



"At least a week. maybe two." said Cap. Nate and CD imagined exactly what they could do in that two weeks.
"Thanks, Cap. Well we realy need to go." said Nate. Nate and CD smiled at eachother and ran for the exit.

Oh, I love that part about Raina cutting her hair! That was so freakin' hilarious! :lol:

And yeah, I think we need to be filled in on what happens during those two weeks. We wouldn't want to get the wrong picture or anything. ;) :D

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
yeehaw!! so NOW are you going to tell US what they're going to do during those 2 weeks!! ;) :)

Yup,exactly!!!!

[turtle63102]

oh, I think you know what they're doing those two weeks!

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
oh, I think you know what they're doing those two weeks!

Nope, we don't. ;) Why don't you fill it out for us. ;) :D

[Snowfall]

Yeah, baby, new page!
party:

[turtle63102]

Oh, I'm SO sorry I haven't posted in forever, but my freackin computer keeps freezin up. Sorry! I'll post some more in a couple of days when it's fixed!:( :( :( :(

[turtle63102]

"Thanks, Cap. Well, we really need to go." said Nate. Nate and CD looked at eachother, smiled, and ran for the exit.

"Are ya ready to go home?" asked Nate as he and CD climbed into their car.
"Sure. So, tell me, what happened while this great looking babe was gone?" asked CD with a chuckle.
"Well, things were pretty hard at first, but it was really really hard when I returned to work. Cap had to hire this new girl to take the hole you left. She definently didn't fill the hole. She caused problems, I mean she was really annoying. She would get excited over it being Wendsday. One day she got so excited, she popped." said Nate. CD couldn't help but laugh.
"Nate, I don't think I told how glad I am we're together." said CD.
"Me, too." said Nate. They pulled into their parking spot and walked into the elevator. They were all alone, and started kissing. All in a sudden, the elevator stopped and the lights went out!
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Sorry this is so short, but I have to get off the computer now! :(

[candace~n~nathan]

WAHOO!! I bet they won't mind being in there, lol!!! So post more! Tell Tara to get off of here, so you can come back! ;)



LOL, j/j Tara! :wave:

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
WAHOO!! I bet they won't mind being in there, lol!!! So post more! Tell Tara to get off of here, so you can come back! ;)



LOL, j/j Tara! :wave:

:lol: Well, see now, she's snoring away atm, but I'll give her the message. ;)

That was so great, Mary Kate! Post more on this soon!

[planet_stella]

ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! That was too short! But great! lol Post more soon!:D

[turtle63102]

CD started freaking out.
"Calm down, every thing will be okay." said Nate
"Every thing will be okay you say? Are you insane? You and I are locked in an elevator! We are in between the 7th and 8th floor, so at any moment we could fall to are deaths." said CD.
"Well, at least you and I are in this together. That's what matters." said Nate.
"Oh, that is so sweet." said CD.
"Thanks. Anyway, I want you to know that I love you, and I don't mind that I'm stuck in an elevator with you. I could be in stuck in here forever, and I would'nt mind one bit because being with you is all that matters to me." said Nate. CD smiled at Nate and came walked over to him. Then she hit his arm.
"OW! What was that for?" asked Nate.
"You got that off Seventh Heaven, I saw that episode!" said CD.





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Sorry that was so short, my computer isn't working right! :(

[zwalane]

sorry bout ur pc just post as soon as u can.

[Snowfall]

Hey Mary Kate, the comp is working now! :D I guess that's because it like me. ;) ;) :D That was so great! I saw that 7th Heaven ep, too! :lol: Post more soon!

[planet_stella]

I have a couple of ideas of what Nate and CD could do in that elevator;) lol Thta was great! Please post more sooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by Snowfall
That was so great! I saw that 7th Heaven ep, too! :lol: Post more soon!

I :heart: 7th Heaven!! lol, as well as this fic!!! so mary kate, get your butt back here and post some more!!! :) :D

[turtle63102]

Nate just grinned. CD couldn't help but smile back.
"Do you think we could run out of air?" asked Nate.
"Maybe. We should go to to two different corners of this elevator, so we have more space." said CD.
"Good idea." said Nate. He walked over to the corner and sat down.
"Stop looking at me." said CD.
"I'm not, I'm just bored." said Nate.
"I know what we can do." said CD smiling. Nate smiled back and winked.
"Oh, I bet you do." said Nate. He walked over to her and kissed her. She returned the kiss, but pushed him away.
"I ment tell me what happened while I was gone." said CD.
"CD, I don't want to." said Nate.
"Please?" asked CD.
"No!" said Nate. CD frowned, but then a smile appeared. She put her hand into her purse, and when she pulled it back out, she was holding a hershy kiss.
"I'll give you this hershy kiss if you tell me." said CD.
"Okay." Nate said smiling.
"So, after you left, I was really sad, but I went back to work anyway. Cap hired this new girl, a real weirdo. She was to scared to hold a gun." said Nate. CD giggled.
"One time she followed Cap into the bathroom. A real freak. And she was always hitting on me and stuff." Nate continued.
"Was she cute?" asked CD.
"She was okay for a five year old. Anyway, she would get excited about goofy stuff. One day she got so excited, her head popped." said Nate.
"Oh. Was she cute?" asked CD.
"No body is as cute as you." said Nate.
"Thanks, but that didn't answer my question. Was she cute?" asked CD.
"No, not at all." said Nate. CD smiled. Nate walked over to CD, and started kissing her.
"I love you." said CD between kisses.
"I love you too." said Nate.

[Snowfall]

Awwwww, I love love love this fic! And that was so freakin' hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: "She was ok for a 5 year old"! That part cracked me up....

[planet_stella]

Hmmm........Nate and CD are SOOO not inventive,they got stuck in the elevator and decided to talk! Now if i were stuck in that leveator with NATE:grineyes: :grineyes: :grineyes:............ehem,well you get the idea. lol Post more sooooooooon Mary Kate! :D

[planet_stella]

Post more!!!! Because you have a new page!!!!!!!

party: party: party: party: party:

P.S Don't you dare to tell me your immune to these!!!

[turtle63102]

you'd better bet I'm immune to new pages! jk, lol. :lol: :lol: Here's more of my fic!

Nate and CD fell to the floor kissing. CD wrapped her arms around Nate's neck, and Nate wrapped his arms around her waist. (I'm not Cat, I'm not gonna give ya'll every detail, but they get really far.) CD was so happy she was in the arms of the man she loved. Nate and CD soon realized, they weren't alone.
"Exuse me, folks. I pried open the elevator doors to save you. I didn't know you were busy." said an old looking man. CD screamed and grabbed her clothes.
"GO AWAY!" said CD.
"Ma'am, I'm 76, I've seen it all." said the old man.
"What's going on here? I'm a cop." said a familiar voice walking over to the elevator.
"JINNY!" said Nate and CD at the same time.
"NATE! CD!" screamed Jinny.
"What are you doing here?" asked Nate.
"I live in this apartment building!" said Jin. "What are YOU two doing here?"
"Well, we also live in this apartment building." said CD.
"I see. Well, you better get into your apartment before I arrest you two." said Jin, laughing.
"Okay. And Jinny, please don't tell anybody about this." said CD.
"Oh, don't worry you two. This will be on the front page of the newspaper tomorow." said Jinny smiling.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
Nate and CD soon realized, they weren't alone.
"Exuse me, folks. I pried open the elevator doors to save you. I didn't know you were busy." said an old looking man. CD screamed and grabbed her clothes.
"GO AWAY!" said CD.
"Ma'am, I'm 76, I've seen it all." said the old man.


OMG!!! That is so hilarious!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is so great, Sweets! ;) :D Post more soon!

[candace~n~nathan]

ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!:D :lol: :lol:

[planet_stella]

LMAO That was hilarious!!!! I love this fic!!!! Post more soon!:)

[turtle63102]

Okay guys, I'm posting but this will be it for a while 'cause I'm going on vacation!

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one day later:

Nate woke to find he was lying in bed alone.
"CD? CD!" he screamed. CD ran into his room.
"Oh, you finnaly woke up. Well, get up! Breackfast is on the table, and our flight leaves at 11:00 am."
"Flight? What flight?" asked Nate.
"Our flight to South Carolina. I'veways wanted to go there." said CD happily.
"Um, CD, I don't remeber talking about this at all." said Nate.
"That's because we didn't talk about it. I woke up at seven, and decided we need a vacation. So I got online, and made the reservations. Now GET UP!" said CD. Nate got up, dressed and ate. Then they drove to the airport. They got in line for their tickets to be checked.
"Nate? Is that you?" asked a voice from behind CD and Nate.
"Oh, hi Lily." said Nate witha frown.

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

How could you stop there??? MORE!!!!!:)

[candace~n~nathan]

you stop THERE and ur not going to post for awhile?!!!!! ARE U KIDDIN ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait till I see your sisters!!!!! Go get her, girls!!!!!!! ;) :)




BTW, that was excellent!!! LOL :) :D

[planet_stella]

And you stop? YOU STOP?!?!?!? How could you?????!!!!!!!!!!! How could you leave us hanging like that!!!! And don't you dare to go on that vacation before you posted more Missy!!! And if you already are on that your ridiculous vacation get your little butt back here and post more!!!!!:D ;)

[turtle63102]

I'll only post more, if Rassa says who the girl in her new avatar is!

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by turtle63102
I'll only post more, if Rassa says who the girl in her new avatar is!

Wouldn't you like to know.........:p

And THAT is called blackmail........and you mistyped my name!!!!:(

[Snowfall]

Well, we're back, so maybe Mary Kate will be nice and post more for us soon! But only if Rasa tells us who the girl in her avatar is LOL.... ;)

[planet_stella]

Lol, why do you want to know who that girl is??? She's just a girl......:p

[planet_stella]

Though i'd post a bigger version of my avatar.

[turtle63102]

Originally posted by planet_stella
Wouldn't you like to know.........:p

And THAT is called blackmail........and you mistyped my name!!!!:(

LOL! I'm the black mail queen, ask my sisters. Any way, I just want to know who that girl is, and I'm not posting till I find out!!





Btw, sorry I mistyped your name! lol

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by turtle63102
LOL! I'm the black mail queen, ask my sisters. Any way, I just want to know who that girl is, and I'm not posting till I find out!!

Btw, sorry I mistyped your name! lol

Why is it so important to know???

And ask Tara, she knows, or she should know,cause i promised to send her that pic long ago.....:p

[planet_stella]

Ok......i could give ya those dancers, but i think you deserve a better boy, so here's one.....

[turtle63102]

is that girl you?

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"Oh, hi, Lily." said Nate with a frown.
"Hello Nate. Hello CD." said Lily.
"Well look what the cat dragged in!" said CD with steam comming out of her ears.
"Yeah, well, the cat dragged you in too!" said Lilly.
"Oh, yeah, Lilly, great come back!" said CD
"Um, Lilly, what do you want?" asked Nate.
"I'm an airline attendant, and I saw you from behind, and I had to talk to you. Nate, I know you don't like her. I know you love me! And of course I love you too. We should get married." said Lily.
"Why you little-..." started CD, but Nate cut her off.
"Lily, is this a sick gag? I mean, come on. Who put you up to this?" asked Nate getting a little mad. Lily started crying.
"It isn't a joke. I love you. And I know you love me too, you just haven't realized it."
"Lily, you're a nice, no, okay person. I DON'T love you. See this woman next to me? I love her, and I always will. Now don't bother me again or I'll arest you for stalking, and sexuasl harrasment." said Nate. And with that, he passionently kissed CD, and walked away, holding CD's hand.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102

"Lily, you're a nice, no, okay person. I DON'T love you. See this woman next to me? I love her, and I always will. Now don't bother me again or I'll arest you for stalking, and sexuasl harrasment." said Nate. And with that, he passionently kissed CD, and walked away, holding CD's hand.

WAHOO!!!! YEAH!!! You tell her, Nate! :D :D :D Love this fic! That was so great. Post more soon!


And yeah, Rasa, I like the pic. ;) ;) :)

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by Snowfall
WAHOO!!!! YEAH!!! You tell her, Nate! :D :D :D Love this fic! That was so great. Post more soon!


And yeah, Rasa, I like the pic. ;) ;) :)

:yeahthat I hope Lily kills herself now or something lol j/k

And wich pic did ya like, Tara? The boy's pic or my pic?:D

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by planet_stella


And wich pic did ya like, Tara? The boy's pic or my pic?:D

Both! LOL

[turtle63102]

Originally posted by planet_stella
:yeahthat I hope Lily kills herself now or something lol j/k

And wich pic did ya like, Tara? The boy's pic or my pic?:D

I like both, too.

I didn't think about having Lily kill herself, but you gave me an idea! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by turtle63102
I like both, too.

I didn't think about having Lily kill herself, but you gave me an idea! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL, anytime.....So is she gonna die in a painful (REALLY) painful way??? You could, i don't know, let her get shoot or stabbed and then let her bleed to death or something.....;)

[turtle63102]

Originally posted by planet_stella
LOL, anytime.....So is she gonna die in a painful (REALLY) painful way??? You could, i don't know, let her get shoot or stabbed and then let her bleed to death or something.....;)


Wait and see! :D :D :D :D :D

[planet_stella]

Mary Kate!!!! I know you're online!!! So post more!!!! And make Lily die!:D

[turtle63102]

"Okay, so on a scale of one to ten, how cute was she?" asked CD as they walked to their seats.
"Who?" asked Nate.
"Hello? Haven't you been paying attention? Stacey!"
"Oh. her. On a scale of one to ten, a zero." said Nate smiling.
"Realy?"
"Realy." said Nate. CD smiled to herself as they walked to their seats. She was thinking to herself, she has the best guy in the world. Suddenly, CD stopped in her tracks. From behind her Nate asked,
"What's wrong?"
"Have you looked at our tickets? We're going to be sitting one seat apart from eachother." said CD.
"Some body is gonig to be sitting between us? Well, maybe he's a nice person, and will trade seats with one of us." said Nate. When they got to their seats, Nate asked the man if they could trade seats. The man looked up and said.
"No, man. And if you ask again, I'll brake your neck."
"Do you know your talking to a police officer? I could arrest you for what you just said." said Nate mad.
"Nate, it's okay. Just sit down. We can be appart for a three hour flight." said CD
"But CD-...." said Nate.
"No but's about it, just sit down." So Nate sat down, and pouted.
"Exuse me, sir, but can I talk to you?" Cd asked the man next to her.
"My names Killer, and yes, you can talk to me." said Killer.
"Great, well, let's go over to that aisle there, near the bathrooms." said CD.
"CD, I'm not going to let you be with him alone." said CD. Cd turned to him.
"When I need a father I'll let you know." Then she and Killer walked off. A few minutes later, Cd walked back, alone. She sat down in Killer's seat.
"Were's Killer?" asked Nate.
"Well,........."
"Hi! I'll be your flight atendant today. Every body put on their seat belts, 'cause we're about to take off." said Lily from the front of the plaine.

[planet_stella]

Way to go CD!!!!!! lol What did she do to Killer????? I wanna know!!!!! So you have to post more Mary Kate!!! Oh, and why don't you make Lily fall from the plane???? Without a parachute......:grineyes:

[Snowfall]

LMAO! That was so hilarious! Where did Killer go? And oooh, Lily being a flight attendant...this is going to be good. ;) :D

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by planet_stella
Way to go CD!!!!!! lol What did she do to Killer????? I wanna know!!!!! So you have to post more Mary Kate!!! Oh, and why don't you make Lily fall from the plane???? Without a parachute......:grineyes:

LMFAO, that cracked me up!! Great post Mary Kate!!! Is Killer gonna come out in a flight attendant's outfit? or him and lily can run away together! ;) lol

[turtle63102]

LOL! Lily isn't running any were with anybody. By the time the flight is over the only place Lily will be going is the-..... well, just wait and see!

[turtle63102]

Because I'm such a nice person, I'll post more now.
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Nate and CD stared at Lily in shock. Lily glared at Nate and CD and kept on talking.
"It's now 68 degrees outside. But in side this plain it's below 0, 'cause my exboy friend is here today. let me tell you about him. Hey you, yah you, stop reading that book, and pay attention to me." yelled Lily at a little boy that then started crying.
"Stop crying, cry baby, cry baby!" teased Lily.
"Any way, about me," said Lily as she took someone's drink out of his hand.
"This jerk, he tells me he loves me, and wants to marry me, and then next thing I know, his partner and him get stuck in a hotel over night together. Next hing you know, she's pregnant. Gee, how'd that happen?" said Lily.
"That never happened! I never told you I loved you, and I never asked you to marry me." said Nate.
"And I'm NOT pregnant!" said CD.

"You don't love me? Then I'll have to kill you with your own gun!" said Lily. A great shock came over Nate as he realized his gun was in her hands.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102

Nate and CD stared at Lily in shock. Lily glared at Nate and CD and kept on talking.
"It's now 68 degrees outside. But in side this plain it's below 0, 'cause my exboy friend is here today. let me tell you about him. Hey you, yah you, stop reading that book, and pay attention to me." yelled Lily at a little boy that then started crying.
"Stop crying, cry baby, cry baby!" teased Lily.
"Any way, about me," said Lily as she took someone's drink out of his hand.
"This jerk, he tells me he loves me, and wants to marry me, and then next thing I know, his partner and him get stuck in a hotel over night together. Next hing you know, she's pregnant. Gee, how'd that happen?" said Lily.
"That never happened! I never told you I loved you, and I never asked you to marry me." said Nate.
"And I'm NOT pregnant!" said CD.

"You don't love me? Then I'll have to kill you with your own gun!" said Lily. A great shock came over Nate as he realized his gun was in her hands.

That was the funniest thing I have ever read, Mary Kate! :rofl: Oh, geez, I think I'm crying it was so funny!

But that ending was so mean! So get back here and post already! Sheesh!

[maria1986]

LMAO!:lol: Lily is freakin' phsycotic!

Post more soon!:D

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by maria1986
LMAO!:lol: Lily is freakin' phsycotic!

Post more soon!:D


Amen to that!!!! :lol: :lol: that was great, so get ur butt back here and tell us what happens next!!! :wave:

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Amen to that!!!! :lol: :lol: that was great, so get ur butt back here and tell us what happens next!!! :wave:

I'm all caught up here too!!! yay :)

[planet_stella]

LMAO, Lily's SOOOO pathetic............... And how could you STOP there?!?!?! Get your butt back here and tell me what happens next.

[turtle63102]

"How the freackin hell did you get my gun?" asked Nate.
"I'm asking the questions here." said Lily.
"I'm bored." said CD. Nate stared at her.
"How can you be bored?" aske Nate.
"She's bluffing. She's not gonna hurt any body. You know, Lily, trying to kill a guy, is a real turn off. I sugggets you go get a life." said CD.
"That wasn't very nice." said Lily.
"Like I care." said CD.
"Ladies, lets not have a cat fight. Lets just calm down, and talk this through." said Nate
"Shut up, Nate." said Lily.
"Hey, don't talk to my boy friend like that!" said CD.
"He's my boy friend!" said Lily
"That's right Lily, keep telling yourself that." said CD
"I can't take it any more! I hate my life! I hate every body! I'm going to kill myself!" said Lily.
"Whatever." said CD. Lily looked at CD, and pointed the gun at her.
"NO!" yelled Nate. He ran and pushed Lily to the floor. The bullet went flying, and went out someones window.
"Fine. That's it, good bye!" said Lily crying. She ran to the emergency exit, opened the door, and jumped out. Nate walked over to CD and sat down next to her.
"Nate?" asked CD.
"I know, that was realy weird. Let's just pretend it didn't happen and enjoy the rest of our vacation." said Nate.
"Well, I was just gonna ask if I could have the window seat." said CD. Nate rolled his eyes.

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Okay, that's all for now. Sorry it took me so long to post. I was going to post last night, but sombody wouldn't get off the pc. I'm not pointing any fingers, but her name begins witha T, and ends with an A. lol

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Now that's my kinda version!!! GOOD BYE LILY!! HAHA!! More please?:D

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102

Okay, that's all for now. Sorry it took me so long to post. I was going to post last night, but sombody wouldn't get off the pc. I'm not pointing any fingers, but her name begins witha T, and ends with an A. lol

Well EXCUSE ME for living! LOL. I have little memory of last night......oh yeah. Now I remember. Well, tough, squirt! ;) :p (Now aren't I the best big sis in the world....so kind and compassionate! ;) :D )

Anyway, that post was so HILARIOUS!!!!!! I loved it! Now that is a nice Lily ending....;) Post more soon!

[planet_stella]

Way to go LILY!!!! You should have done that LONG LONG time ago!:D Bubye Lily! lol Post more!

[candace~n~nathan]

LMAO, of course i think i enojoyed that a LITTLE too much, Lily dying and all! ;)

HAHA, she'd dead, she's dead!!!!

so get back here and post more!!!!

[turtle63102]

Nate and and CD were able to get through the rest of the flight without any more trouble.
"CD, will you tell me were you put Killer, now?" asked Nate as he and CD walked down the aisle of the plane.
"Thanks for reminding me." said CD. She walked to an over head storage space. CD opened it up, and pulled out some carry-ons. Then she pulled out Killer.
"Air,........please.............." is all Killer could manage to say.
"CD, we could be sued for every thing we're worth for what you did." said Nate.
"Oh, come on Nate, live a little." said CD cheerfully.
"CD............."
"Nate, don't whine. Now lets enjoy the rest of our vacation. I have a good feeling. Nothing is going to get in our way." said CD.


"Hi, I'm Nate Basso, and I'd like to report some missing luggage."
"This is front desk. You have to go to 'lost and found' for that." said the front desk's clerk. Nate and CD walked over to the 'lost and found'.
"I'm Nate Basso, and I'd like to report missing luggage."
"This is 'lost and found', you have to got to front desk for that." said the clerk.
"But I just came from there and they told me to come here." said Nate.
"Are you still here?" asked the clerk. So Nate and CD walked over to the front desk.
"I'm Nate Basso, and I'd like to report missing luggage."
"You'll have to go to 'lost and found' for that." said the clerk. CD then snapped.
"Listen, you creep, I have stuffed a man in an overhead luggage storage thing. I have had a gun pointed at me by my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. And I've had it with you. Now you listen and you listen good, FIND MY DAMN LUGGAGE!"

[candace~n~nathan]

omg, this fic is SO ROTFLMFAO worthy!!!!!!! It's so great!!! and it cracks me up soooo much!!! so get ur butt back here and post more!!! :)

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102

"CD............."
"Nate, don't whine. Now lets enjoy the rest of our vacation. I have a good feeling. Nothing is going to get in our way." said CD.


"Hi, I'm Nate Basso, and I'd like to report some missing luggage."


OMG! :rofl: This fic just keeps getting funnier and funnier! Ditto what Lisa said! :lol:

[turtle63102]

"Oh come on Nate, it wasn't that bad." said CD as they drove to their hotel.
"CD, the police came." said Nate.
"Yeah, I know." said CD.
"You never should have threatened the front desks clerk." said Nate.
"I'm sorry." said CD.
"You never should have stolen some one else's luggage so we could have clothes." said Nate.
"Look, I said I'm sorry okay?" Let's just enjoy our hotel." said CD.
"What do you know about this hotel?' asked Nate.
"Each room has a hot tub,a mini fridge, and cable t.v." said CD.
"CD, that sounds really expensive." said Nate.
"Stop being such a worry wort. It was that our hotel 7. No maid service, one bathroom for the whole hotel, and you have to bring your own towels." said CD. She and Nate paid the for the taxi and then went to check into their hotel.


"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST OUR RESERVATION!" asked CD.
"CD, it's okay. I'll handle it." said Nate.
"Sorry Ma'am, but since you were five hours late, we gave your room away." said the clerk.
"I was at the airport stealing other peoples luggage. That's what took so long." said CD.
"Uh, I'm sorry Ma'am, I guess. But the hotel will pay for you to stay at hotel 7." said the clerk.
"Is their any other hotels that have vacancy's?" asked Nate.
"Just hotel 7. And you have to pay for your own taxi." said the clerk.


"My wallet is in the luggage." said Nate.
"I'll pay for it." said CD as they climbed into the taxi. The driver drove them to a forest, then stopped.
"Is this it?" asked CD.
"Give me all your money." said they driver as he pulled a gun out of his pocket.

[candace~n~nathan]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, Mary Kate, that was soooooo freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, PLEEEEEASE post more of this soon!!!! :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, Mary Kate, that was soooooo freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, PLEEEEEASE post more of this soon!!!! :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, what Lisa said! OMG, I think this is the most hilarious fic I have ever read! lol

[turtle63102]

So I know I just posted yesturday, but it beats studying for a lit test, and it is a new page and all............................

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"Look you a**-with-a-bad-hair-cut, I've had one of the worst days of my life, and I'm trying to convince my boyfriend this is a good vacation. So go to hell!" yelled CD. The driver growled.
"Your money our your life." said the driver.
"You money our your life? Is that the best line you can come up with?" asked CD.
"I've had it up to here with you, lady." said the driver.
"CD, just give the guy some money." said Nate.
"Yeah, listen to him." said the driver.
"Look, I'm not scared of you. And when I report you to the police, I don't want to call you 'the taxi driver'. I want a real name." said CD.
"The names' T-Rex. NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!"
"T-Rex? Is that your real name? That sucks." said CD. Nate took CD wallet and gave T-Rex her money.
"Nate, don't give some guy named after some dead animal all our cash!"
"All right lady, that's it. Your boyfriend can go. But I'm taking you with me." said T-Rex.
"The hell you are." said Nate. He grabbed the guy by the collar and pulled him into the back seat. Nate gave him two black eyes, and broke T-Rex's leg.
"I'll teach you to yell at the woman I love." said Nate. CD and Nate left T-Rex in the back seat and got out of the car, to walk to hotel 7. T-Rex climbed into the front seat.
"I'm sooooooooo suing." called T-Rex out of the window then drove off.
"Look at me, I'm shaking!" called CD after the taxi.

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

LOL that was sooo funny!! I loved it! Post more soon:D

[candace~n~nathan]

LMFAO omg, this fic is too good to be true!!! good thing u got a new page, so u posted more quickly!! ;) now get back and do it again! :)

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMFAO omg, this fic is too good to be true!!! good thing u got a new page, so u posted more quickly!! ;) now get back and do it again! :)

yeah, what she said! :D

[turtle63102]

"What are we going to do?" asked Nate as they walked looking for their hotel.
"We're lost, we're in a strange city, no money, and it's dark."
"We could stop at that gas station and ask for directions." said CD.
"NO! No CD, the good name Basso can't be known for asking directions! Are you insane?" asked Nate.
"Well, the good name DeLorenzo can, and I'm asking for directions." said CD.
"CD..........please? Don't, I don't wanna." said Nate.
"Nate, that whinning is getting really old."
"CD!!!!!!!!! Come on!"
"Fine we'll just wander around for hours, in a strange city. And finally get shot by a gang, and bleed to death." said CD.
"Thank you! Oh, thank you CD. Now what do you want to talk about?"
"We could talk about you know who." said CD.
"No, I don't who can we talk about." said Nate.
"Stacy, duh." said CD.
"CD, we have already talked about her enough. She wasn't cute, I didn't like her, end of story!"
"So, she wasn't cute, you didn't like her, but was she sexy?" asked CD. Nate knew he should be annoyed by CD, but he could never be annoyed by anything about her.
"CD?"
"Yeah?"
"I love you. You are the sexiest woman in the world. Nothing will ever change that. Stacy will never change that, nobody will ever change that. Okay?" said Nate.
"Okay. But was she hot?"

[Snowfall]

:lol: :lol: :lol: OK, Mary Kate, I'm going to take it upon myself to give you the "Funniest TD Fanfic Writer" award! :rotflmao: I love this fic soooooo much! Post more soon!

[turtle63102]

"Okay CD. Since You are never going to stop bothering me till you get the answer you want, I'll give you a good answer. Before she ever, EVER answered a question, she looked at you, for like five minutes. Then she answered. She flirted like hell, and wasn't cute. She fowolled the Captain around like a lost puppy, and caused more trouble then she helped." said Nate.
"Really?"
"Really. Now can we spend the rest of our vacation, with out talking about Stacey?" asked Nate.
"Yeah, I guess. Unless I get bored, then I'll ask you if she was hot." said CD. Nate and CD walked to the hotel, and checked in.



"This is hotel 7?" CD asked Nate as they walked to their room.
"Um, I guess." said Nate with a frown. They walked into their room.
"One room? we have one room?" yelled Nate.
"No bathroom, and we have no bed. We have a cot for one. And there isn't a mint on the pillow." cried CD.
"A cot for one? There isn't enough room to have sex on a cot for one!" said Nate.
"Who cares about dumb sex, There's no mint on my pillow!" wailed CD.
"You can sleep on the cot, and I'll sleep on the floor." said Nate.
"Oh, Nate thanks, that's really sweet." said CD. CD crawled into bed, and fell asleep.


The next morning CD woke up. She looked at the floor, and saw Nate sleeping. She smiled. She couldn't help thinking that she was the luckiest girl alive. Then she looked at the night table next to her. There was a whole bag of mints.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102

The next morning CD woke up. She looked at the floor, and saw Nate sleeping. She smiled. She couldn't help thinking that she was the luckiest girl alive. Then she looked at the night table next to her. There was a whole bag of mints.

Awwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Total, confirmed, definate, complete sweetness! I just love that guy! I think some tears have sprung to my eyes.....:) Now CD can thank him by joining him on the floor.....;) ;) :D

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by Snowfall
Awwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Total, confirmed, definate, complete sweetness! I just love that guy! I think some tears have sprung to my eyes.....:) Now CD can thank him by joining him on the floor.....;) ;) :D

Tara has a way with words..........;)

and TARA!!!!! u just told your younger SISTER to write a floor scene?! omg, u little sick and twisted perv!!! ;)





HAHA, j/j :D :)

[planet_stella]

Awwwwww that was so sweet!!!! I love this fic!!!!! Please post more!!!!:D

[turtle63102]

"AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed CD. Nate woke up.
"What is it, CD?" he asked.
"You are the best huy in the world! I love you so much! You got me mints!" yelled CD. Nate smiled.
"So, you got your mints, do I get my sex?" asked Nate.
"Of course." said CD. Nate walked over to her, and leanded in for a kiss. But before he could CD said,
"After I shower."
"CCCCCCCCCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" said Nate.
"Oh yeah, and two words, Nate, breath mint."
"CD, do I have to wait?" asked Nate.
"Yes. Now the hotel only has one bathroom. So I got to go now. I'll be right back."


a few hours later:
CD walkes into her room, wearing an outfit three times her size.
"CD! Were have you been?" asked Nate.
"Okay, so when there is one bathroom, I think, a big bathroom, lots of showers, ect. But the bathroom is in the hotel owners room. There was a huge line. And when I feel I can wait no longer, I marched into that bathroom. The line was so long because a large naked woman had been taking a shower for two hours. I grabbed the woman, and pulled her out of the shower. I then took my shower, in cold water, because the other woman took all the warm water. Then when I got out I realized I had forgotten to bring my own towel. So the large woman who had her towel and was putting on her make up had her clothes on the floor. I took them." said CD.
"Nate just looked at her.

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sorry, that's all for now!

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

LMAO! CD is sooo funny in this fic. I love it! Post more..:D

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Tara has a way with words..........;)

and TARA!!!!! u just told your younger SISTER to write a floor scene?! omg, u little sick and twisted perv!!! ;)





HAHA, j/j :D :)

LOL, thanks for the words compliment! ;) :D

And, HEY! :eek: These ARE NATE AND CD we're talking about, it's not sick and twisted! ;) :D

That was great, Mary Kate! Post more soon!

[planet_stella]

LMAO! That was hilarious!!!! I love CD in this fic!!! Post more!!!!:D Because you have a new page!

party: party: party: party: party: party:

[turtle63102]

Okay, since it's Easter, I'll post some more.
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Nate just looked at her.
"You took her clothes?" asked Nate.
"Yeah, so?" said CD like it was no big deal.
"CD, stealing a large womans clothes isn't very smart." said Nate.
"Why not?" asked CD.
"No reason." said Nate.
"What do you want to do?" asked CD.
"I've got an idea." said Nate with a smile.
"Is that the only thing you think about?" asked CD.
"Wait, let me check................yeah!" said Nate.
"I have a head ache." said CD smiling.
"Stop kidding, and come here!" said Nate. Before they could kiss, the door open, and a clerk came in. He looked at them.
"Wait, this isn't my room." said the clerk. He turned around and left. Then another clerk came in.
"Yo dog, sup! You love freaks got like a message or somin'. it's like from your other hotel, you know, the one that was all, 'you can't stay here.' They like wanna say, 'you like have a room now.' And, dudes, they sent a limo."
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okay, that's all for now. Happy Easter! :) :wave: :)

[candace~n~nathan]

LMAO, Mary Kate that was AWESOME!!!!! :) :) Happy Easter to u too!! :) Post more soon!! :D

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102

"Wait, this isn't my room." said the clerk. He turned around and left. Then another clerk came in.
"Yo dog, sup! You love freaks got like a message or somin'. it's like from your other hotel, you know, the one that was all, 'you can't stay here.' They like wanna say, 'you like have a room now.' And, dudes, they sent a limo."
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okay, that's all for now. Happy Easter! :) :wave: :)

LMAO, Mary Kate, that was soooooo hilarious! I LOVED that part with the clerks! This fic cracks me up. Post more soon!

[planet_stella]

LMAO!!! That was hilarious!!!! This fic is great! Post more!:D

[turtle63102]

"A limo?! Cool, let's party!" shouted CD.
"Yeah, man. It pulled up and I was all, 'wow, that is off the hook'. And then the driver was all, 'are you speaking English'? And I was all 'Dude, yeah.'" said the clerk. Nate and CD just looked at him.
"A limo?! Cool let's party!" shouted CD again. Nate and CD ran out of their room and into the limo.



"Have you ever been in a limo before?" asked Nate.
"No, have you?" asked CD.
"Oh my gosh! A TV!" yelled Nate.
"You didn't know they have TV's in limos?" asked CD.
"No.................."said Nate.
"Okay, so you have gotten your mints, now as soon as we get to the hotel, I get my sex." said Nate.
"No. As soon as we get to the hotel, I'm going to run around like an idiot obsessing about how cool the hotel is." said CD.
"CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Nate.
"Oh for the love of Heaven Nate, stop that whinning! We can have sex here!" said CD.
"Here, as in the limo here?" asked Nate.
"Um, yeah, got a problem with that?" asked Nate.
"Yes, I have a problem with that. We are in a limo, that we don't own." said Nate.
"Okay, I understand. So, was Stacy hot?" asked CD. Nate jumped on CD and started kissing her.
"I still don't know if this is such a good idea, CD." said Nate.
"What's the worst that could happen?" asked CD.


"Okay, so you had sex in a rental limo, and then her shoe went through the window." said a police officer.
"Yeah, so?" asked CD.
"So, you have a 400 dollar fine, not counting how much you have to pay for the window." said the police officer.
"Excuse me, mister police officer sir, but live a little." said CD.
"CD! What are you saying?" asked CD.
"You know Nate, you have an attitude problem. Have some fun once in a while." said CD.
"Okay, mister police officer sir, she and I are police officers too." said Nate. He showed him their badges.
"Okay, you're good to go." said the police officer.
"Thanks, mister police officer sir. And don't forget, live a little!" said CD.

[candace~n~nathan]

LMAO, only in this fic would they lose a shoe out a window while getting it on............those poor dudes!! ;) of course i loved tho!! :) lol :D

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMAO, only in this fic would they lose a shoe out a window while getting it on............those poor dudes!! ;) of course i loved tho!! :) lol :D

LMAO! :lol: Yeah, really...... :lol: This fic cracks me up sooooooo much! I can't believe all this comes out of your little head, Mary Kate! ;) :D And, geez, is CD drunk or something? She's such a nut! :D

[planet_stella]

LMAO! That was soooo hilarious!!! I love this fic! Post more!:D

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Originally posted by planet_stella
LMAO! That was soooo hilarious!!! I love this fic! Post more!:D

[turtle63102]

Nate and CD finally made it to their hotel.
"So..................now that we're here, what are we going to do?" asked CD. Nate smiled.
"We could........you know." said Nate.
"Nah, I enjoy watching you suffer." said CD joking. "I was thinking more of enjoying the beaches, watching a movie, what ever."
"Going to the beach, that sounds cool." said Nate.
"Believe it or not, I have a fantasy of having sex on a beach." said CD.
"Your wish is my command." said Nate.
"Really?" asked CD.
"No, I enjoy watching you suffer. But how about we see a movie?" asked Nate.
"We don't have any money." said CD.
"Fine lets go down to the bank, and get some money from the ATM." said Nate. So Nate and CD walked down to the bank.


"This line is un-believable! yelled CD when they made it down to the bank.
"CD, it's okay, just don't make a big deal." said Nate.
"Don't make a big deal? Don't make a big deal? If I hadn't made a big deal at the airport, you and I would still be there." said CD.
"Yeah, but the police wouldn't have come." reminded Nate.
"Whatever. You just jelous because I know how to have a good time." said CD. After waiting a few hours, Nate and CD made it to the front of the line. Just then a masked person walked into the bank.
"Okay, every body put your hands above your head!" shouted the man.

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Sheesh..they can't catch a break can they? LOL Post more soon

[Snowfall]

Whoa, this fic was gone WAY BEYOND the "Out of Towners" LOL..... :lol: Are they plagued or what? And what IS IT with CD? It's like she and Nate switched personalities! Post more soon of this wonderful fic!

[planet_stella]

Oh-ohhh.....This is bad....Wait...I know! Nate could be a hero and kick that man's ass!:D lol Post more!

[turtle63102]

"Miss bank teller dude, I'd like to get some money from my savings acount." said Cd.
"Sorry, Ma'am but we are being held up." said the teller.
"Whatever. Hey, bank robber dude, get your money already, and get out of here." said CD.
"I think I'll take as long as I want." said the robber.
"Please don't make her mad." said Nate.
"Alright I've had enough. I am going to tie you all up." said the robber.
"Even me?" asked CD with her best puppy dog face.
"No, not you but every body else." said the robber.


a couple of hours later

"So I ran away, because I didn't feel like my parents loved me, but I returned for third grade. Then I changed my name to Slasher." said Slasher. Just then, the police came. As the police were hand cuffing him, Slasher asked CD this.
"So when I get out of jail, can I date you?"
"Nah, it isn't my style to date ex-cons." said CD.
"Okay, see you around" said Slasher.
"Don't think so." said CD.
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Sorry, that's all for now. I'll hopefully post more Friday.

[Snowfall]

LMAO, Mary Kate! You are DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!! :yourock: Post more soon!

[turtle63102]

Nate and CD got their money and left the bank.


"So what mobvie do you want to see?" asked Nate as he and CD walked to the theater.
"'Prince and Me'." said CD.
"'Prince and Me'? No CD, I can't watch a chich flick, any thing else, please." said Nate.
"What did you want to see?" asked CD.

"'Starsky and Hutch'." said Nate.
"Ha ha, we are NOT seeing some stupid guy movie. If I wanted to spend money on a gut movie I would go rent 'The Godfather'." said CD.
"Oh, can we?" asked Nate.
"NO! We are not renting 'The Godfather'!"
"Okay, how about 'Walking Tall', or 'Kill Bill vol.2', or 'The Alamo', or 'Catch That Kid'. Anything else, anything." said Nate.
"You would rather see 'Catch That Kid', a kids film, than see 'Prince and Me'?" said CD.
"What? I heard it was good." said Nate.
"Nate, We are seeing 'Prince and Me' and that's final!" yelled CD.

a couple of hours later:

"Nate, it wasn't that bad. You don't need to cry." said CD that night in their hotel room.
"It wasn't that, it was just so, so, so........................." Nate stopped talking to cry some more.
"What is it?" demanded CD.
"It... was....so.....sweet!" said Nate between sobs.
"I told you you would like it." said CD.
"I loooooooooooooove it!" said Nate crying so hard.
"Get a hold of yourself, man!" yelled CD.
"No time, I have to go to it's website!" yelled Nate as he ran to the computer in their hotel.
"Nate? Why don't you come to bed." said CD in a sexy voice.
"In a minute." said Nate. "Cool, they have a photo gallery!"
"Come here." said CD still in the sexy voice.
"Yeah, in a minute." said Nate.
Oh, I think you'll want to come here now." said CD trying to sound even sexier.
"I can watch the trailer from my own pc!" said Nate.
"That's it, chick flick boy, I'm going to bed now, and you can go to bed whenever you want. But don't even think of touching me ever again!" said CD.
"That's nice, dear." said Nate.

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by turtle63102
"That's nice, dear." said Nate.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i loved that post as usual!!!!! and that line just takes the cake!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

so more soon??? :):):)

[Shortcake31]

Oh no, you better watch it Nate you are going to get it for that one. Great post. Moooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i loved that post as usual!!!!! and that line just takes the cake!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

so more soon??? :):):)

OMG, me too!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: LMAO, I knew that this was coming up, but it was still so unbelievable hilarious! I cannot BELIEVE this fic! Post more soon, sweet bottom! ;)

[monkeygirl]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! good job mk!!!

:rotflmao: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap :clap

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

LMAO I loved that!!! Post more soon. I hope CD kicks his butt for that hehehe

[planet_stella]

LMAO!!!! That was so freakin hilarious!!!!!!!! I loved it Mary Kate!!! Post more!!!!!!!!

[Snowfall]

I know it says this is being posted by Tara, but the stupid PC wont let me sighn on as me.
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the next morning:

CD awoke the next morning to the sound of someone typing on a key board.
"What's that noise?" asked CD.
"Sorry, did I wake you?' asked Nate. CD looked at Nate. He had dark circles around his eyes.
"Nate, have you been up all night?" asked CD.
"Well, I found this really cool web site for "Prince and Me" fans!" said Nate.
"Have you been up all night?" asked CD again.
"It's for a good cause." said Nate.
"Have you been up all night?" repeated CD.
"Yes, Ma'am." said Nate
"Nate, I love you. And this is for your own good. Go take a shower, then take a nap, and then maybe you and I can go have some fun." said CD.
"Okay." said Nate. A few minutes later Nate came out of the bath room. He was crying, AGAIN.
"Nate, NOW what's wrong?" asked CD.
"The same. That movie is just so sweet!" screamed Nate.
"Nate, you used up all the kleenex yesturday." said CD. "Can you just tell me what was so damn sweet about "Prince and Me"?"
"It's because, because, it's you and me." said Nate.
"I don't understand." said CD.
"She falls in love with him, then leaves, but he goes after her. And they lived happiley ever after." said Nate.
"Nate, your a real sweety." said CD. She kissed him, and he returned the kiss. She rapped her arms around him, and they laid down on the bed. She started to take his shirt off.
"CD, not now, the next showing of "Prince and Me" is about to start!" said Nate.

[candace~n~nathan]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! omg, this is fic is too good to be true!!!!!!! u know how to make a girl spew her Mountain Dew, let me tell ya!! ;) lol

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Awww..Nate crying because of the movie is soooo sweet! Post more soon. I need more:)

[Snowfall]

LMAO, Mary Kate, that was so sweet and funny!!!!! :lol: Nate is such a sweetheart! Post more soon!

[planet_stella]

Originally posted by Snowfall
A few minutes later Nate came out of the bath room. He was crying, AGAIN.
"Nate, NOW what's wrong?" asked CD.
"The same. That movie is just so sweet!" screamed Nate.
"Nate, you used up all the kleenex yesturday." said CD. "Can you just tell me what was so damn sweet about "Prince and Me"?"


"CD, not now, the next showing of "Prince and Me" is about to start!" said Nate.

LMAO! That was hilarious!:rotflmao:

Originally posted by Snowfall
"It's because, because, it's you and me." said Nate.
"I don't understand." said CD.
"She falls in love with him, then leaves, but he goes after her. And they lived happiley ever after." said Nate.
"Nate, your a real sweety." said CD. She kissed him, and he returned the kiss. She rapped her arms around him, and they laid down on the bed.


And that was soo sweet:) Post more!

[Snowfall]

(It's turtle63102, not Snowfall, damn't!)


"THE NEXT SHOWING OF "PRINCE AND ME" IS MORE IMPORTENT TO YOU THEN ME?" CD yelled.
"Is that a trick question?" asked Nate. CD grew even madder.
"Go to hell, Nate." said CD.
"CD? Have I told you yet how much I love you? And have I told you that you are the prettiest woman in the world?" asked Nate.
"No, you haven't but you can keep telling me." said CD.
"Oh, CD, of course you mean more to me then "Prince and Me". You mean every thing to me. You're my every thing. That time while you were kid napped, I didn't know what to do with myself. I just got carried away a little with "Prince and Me". I'm sorry." said Nate. Now it was CD's turn to cry.
"Come on, I have an idea." said Nate. He grabbed his wallet and started to walk away.
"Wear are we going?" asked CD.
"You'll see." said Nate.



Nate and CD sat on a little island. And when I say little, I mean little. It was just the right size to have lunch on.
"Oh, Nate. This is such a beautiful spot. This SO romantic." said CD. Nate blushed.
"You deserve it. But um, can we be done before 2:00pm, 'cause that's the next showing of "Prince and Me"." said Nate.
"Oh whatever." said CD.
"I really brought you here 'cause you said you have a fantasy of having sex on the beach." said Nate.
"Oh, how thoughtful, I think." said CD. They started to kiss, and after a while, Nate had on nothing but his boxers, and CD had nothing on but her bra and panties.
"Were is the rental boat?" asked Nate.
"Nate, if this is your idea of a turn on line, then you are sadly wrong." said CD.
"CD, the boat, the boat is gone!!!!" yelled Nate.
Let me see." said CD. And the boat was gone. Just-......gone. Just then, Nate and CD saw some rain clouds coming their way. It started to thunder, and rain. Nate and CD were stuck in the middle of know were, on a tiny island, with no boat, and a thunder storm.


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I think I'll leave you guys here for a while. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snowfall]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How SWEET!!!! :D :D :D Wow, Nate is such a sweet, loving guy!!! Fantastic post, Mary Kate. Post more soon! :)

[CandyBasso]

LMAO! CD and Nate are stuck in that little island!
And that was so sweet! NATE is so sweet! lol Post more!

[CandyBasso]

A new page! Yeah BABY!
party: party: party: party: party: party:

[Snowfall]

Nate said the reason he brought the love of his life to the island was for sex, but he knew he really wanted to ask her to marry him.
"CD! CAN WE GET BACK TO OUR LUNCH?" Nate yelled over the storm.
"OK!" yelled CD. Nate took her hands, and looked into her eyes. He hadn't had a chance to buy a ring yet, but he was sure she would understand.
"CD, THE PAST TWO AND A HALF YEARS OF MY LIFE HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!" Nate yelled even louder.
"THAT'S OKAY, NATE, YOU CAN GO PEE!" yelled CD.
"I DON'T HAVE TO PEE!"
"WELL THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU HAVE TO?" asked CD.
"I DIDN'T , I SAID 'THE PAST TWO AND A HALF YEARS OF MY LIFE HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST YEARS OF MY LIFE'!" yelled Nate.
"I THINK WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, IS, MARRY ME CD! I LOVE YOU!" said Nate.
"WHAT?" asked CD.
"I SAID, OH WHAT THE HELL, LET'S HAVE SEX!" yelled Nate. Nate jumped on top of CD and removed the rest of her clothes. CD helped Nate take of his clothes. Before they could get any farther, a rescue ship came to them. A police officer jumped of the ship, and hand cuffed them. Next he took them abourd the ship. CD hid behind Nate. Once on bourd, and now both fully clothed, they were questioned.
"Why are we hand cuffed?" asked Nate.
"For indecent exposure." said the officer.
"You know, your hot." said CD to the police officer.
"Really?" asked the officer.
"Yeah, I could totally see myself making out with you." said CD.
"CD!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Nate with horror.
"Can we have some privacy?" asked CD.
"I'm not supposed to do that, Ma'am." said the officer.
"If you give us some privacy, you can just call me Gggrrrr!" said CD in her sexy voice. The officer left the room.
"CD, you and I are together!" yelled Nate.
"Nate, number one, I'm trying to get us out of here, and number two, live a little." said CD.
"I don't want to." said Nate. "Why can't we just tell him we too are police officers."
"Nate, if you let me do it my way, I promise I'll give you a night you'll never forget." said CD in her sexy voice again.

[CandyBasso]

LMAO!!!! That was so freakin hilarious!!!! I LOVED it!!! Post more soon and make Nate propose to CD!!!!:D

[Snowfall]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG, Mary Kate, this fic ROCKS!!!!!! It is so ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Post more soon!

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by Snowfall
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG, Mary Kate, this fic ROCKS!!!!!! It is so ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Post more soon!


uh, i OBVIOUSLY agree with THAT!!! :):)

[monkeygirl]

"Fine! I give in, do what ever the hell you want. But you owe me, BIG!!"
"Don't worry. MR. POLICE OFFICER HOTTY DUDE! CAN YOU COME IN HERE?"
"Hi, Ggrr." said the officer.
"Hi, sexy." said CD. Nate started to pull his hair out.
"Um, what is with the loser?" asked the officer.
"I have no idea. He just followes me around." said CD. "By the way, what is your name?"
"Officer."
"Your parents named you Oficer?" asked CD.
"Yeah." CD kept flirting, and eventually got them out there. CD and Nate had finally enough, and decided to cut their vacation short. Nate and CD packed their bags and borded the air plane.


Nate and CD found their seats, and sat down.
"Nate, I'll be right back. I have to use the restroom." said CD. She got up and left. Just then Nate heard a voice behind him.
"Hi, I'm Suzanne. What's your name?"
"Um, Nate. Do I know you?" asked Nate.
"No, I just think you are the biggest hunm in the world." said Suzanne.
"Um, thanks." said Nate. Just then CD came back.
"Um, hello." said CD.
"Who are you?" asked CD.
"I'm Nates girl friend, who are you?" asked Suzanne.
"A nun." said CD.
"CCCCCCCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Nate.
"Oh Nate, live a little." said CD.
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This is turtle63102, not monkeygirl

[candace~n~nathan]

LMAO!!! omg, those two!! what awful luck!!!!!!!! post more soon!!! and i see u got one more SN working!! ;) lol

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMAO!!! omg, those two!! what awful luck!!!!!!!! post more soon!!! and i see u got one more SN working!! ;) lol

Yeah, well, all of the tvlinks SN's work, it's just that we figured out that the only way to do it is to go on the computer as my dad's username. Deirdre was logged on to the boards, and Mary Kate didn't feel like changing SN's, so there we go......:lol:

Anyway, Mary Kate, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: I know I say this every single post, but this fic is the funniest one I have ever read!!!! I love how CD said, "I have no idea. He just followes me around." And then when Suzanne shows up and CD says that she's a nun.....omg! Post more soon!

[CandyBasso]

Originally posted by Snowfall
Anyway, Mary Kate, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: I know I say this every single post, but this fic is the funniest one I have ever read!!!! I love how CD said, "I have no idea. He just followes me around." And then when Suzanne shows up and CD says that she's a nun.....omg! Post more soon!

:yeahthat: I completely agree with Tara!:D

[turtle63102]

Nate took CD away from Suzanne for a few minutes to talk to CD.
"CD, hasn't this vacation been weird enough on it's own? Why do we have to make it weirder?" asked Nate.
"Nate, come on, live-"
"A little." interupted Nate. "Why on Earth do you want to do this?"
"Nate, if you do this, I swear, we'll have lots of fun tonight." said CD.
"Fine, what do you want me to do?" asked Nate.
"Pretend you like Suzanne. Flirt with her." said CD.
"Fine. Whatever." said Nate. They walked back to Suzanne.
"I missed you." said Suzanne.
"Um, yeah, I missed you too. So what were you doing in Carolina?" asked Nate.
"Well, I did every guy in San Fransisco about two or three times, so I went to look for fresh meat." said Suzanne.
"Lovely." said Nate.
"AAAAAAAAA! I can't stand it any more. Nate, I need you, NOW!" yelled Suzanne.
"Exuse me?" asked Nate.
"You, me, right now." said Suzanne.
"In front of everyone?" asked Nate.
"Got a better idea?" asked Suzanne.
"I don't want to do it infront of everyone." said Nate. Suzanne thought for a little bit. Then she went over to a restroom, opened one up, and pulled a man out. He hurried to zip his pants.
"In here." said Suzanne.
"I don't want to." said Nate.
"You don't want me?" asked Suzanne. "I'll make you want me." Suzanne climbed on to a little boy's food tray and started to strip, singing, "Luck be a lady toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
"CCCCCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" yelled Nate.
"Hand cuff her, Nate!" yelled CD. Nate got out his hand cuffs.
"Want to play THAT game, huh?" asked Suzanne. Just then the plane landed. Nate and CD marched almost naked Suzanne outside. Sadly, (or not, you make the call) as Suzanne was walking out side, she tripped and died.

[candace~n~nathan]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! omg that was great!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


more?!?!? and SOON?!?!!?

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
Suzanne thought for a little bit. Then she went over to a restroom, opened one up, and pulled a man out. He hurried to zip his pants.
"In here." said Suzanne.
"I don't want to." said Nate.
"You don't want me?" asked Suzanne. "I'll make you want me." Suzanne climbed on to a little boy's food tray and started to strip, singing, "Luck be a lady toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
"CCCCCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" yelled Nate.
"Hand cuff her, Nate!" yelled CD. Nate got out his hand cuffs.
"Want to play THAT game, huh?" asked Suzanne. Just then the plane landed. Nate and CD marched almost naked Suzanne outside. Sadly, (or not, you make the call) as Suzanne was walking out side, she tripped and died.

Mary Kate, I think this describes it!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rofl: :rockon:

[CandyBasso]

LMAO!!! This fic is too hilarious!!!It always cracks me up! lol Post more!

[turtle63102]

Nate and CD retuned to their apartment. CD un-packed their clothes, and Nate called Suzanne's husband to tell him his wife had died.
"Yes, I'm very sorry, but your wife died." said Nate. "How did she die? Well, she was walking out of a plane, tripped, and died. She was leaving Carolina. Didn't you know? You just thought she was taking a long bath? Well, I'm sorry. Yes, it is weird she died from tripping. She was sorta naked at the time. Well, she was stripping. I don't know why she was stripping. Well, I gotta go. ok, bye."
"Was that Suzanne's husband?" asked CD.
"Duh, CD!" said Nate. Nate rested on the bed, and CD continued un-packing.
"Nate?"
"What?" said Nate.
"Why is there a Michelle Branch c.d in your drawer?" asked CD. Nate jumped off the bed and grabbed it out of CD's hand.
"What c.d?" asked Nate.
"The one your holding." said CD.
"Oh, um, that c.d." said Nate.
"Nate, hunny, are you,.......gay?" asked CD.
"NO! No, CD! NO!" said Nate.
"It's ok Nate, I won't think any less of you. Of course I'll get my own apartment." said CD.
"CCCCCCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" yelled Nate.
"Nate, quiet down. Do you want the neighbors to hear? I was just kidding anyway." said CD
"Good." said Nate. "CD, listen with me, to track ten." Nate played the music.
"Good bye to you,
Good bye to everything I knew
You were the one I loved
The one thing I tried to hold on to."
"See, I listened to this while you were gone. I listened to it over, and over, and over, and over, and-" said Nate.
"I get the picture." said CD. CD started crying. "You such a sweet guy! I loooooooooove you!" yelled CD.
"Oh, CD, I looooooooove you too." said Nate. They kissed. Then CD gave Nate that 'night he'd never forget' she'd been promising him for so long. :) ;) :)

[Snowfall]

Awwww, Mary Kate, that was soooooo sweet! I loved this post soooooo much! Post more soon! :)

[CandyBasso]

That was soo sooo sweet!!! I loved it! Post more asap!:D Because you have a new page!
party: party: party: party: party:

[turtle63102]

Ok, I'm on Summer break! So here's a post to celebrate!~~~~~
Jinny and Teddy went out for dinner one evening. They went to the nicest place in San Fransisco.
"Wow, this place is really nice." said Jinny.
"You deserve it." said Teddy. Jinny blushed. Teddy had moved into her apartment. She was so happy to back together with him.
Jinny got up and went to the restroom. On her way back, she saw Jack sitting alone.
"Hey, nice to see you." said Jinny. Jack smiled and stood up.
"Hey, I've missed you." said Jack.
"Yeah, me too." said Jinny.
"Want to sit down?" asked Jack.
"Um, no i can't, I'm sitting with someone." said Jinny.
"Oh, okay. Who are you sitting with?" asked Jack.
"Um, uh, I, I don't remember." said Jinny.
"Then he or she can't be that importent." said Jack. Jack and Jinny talked for a while, and lost track of time. After an hour, Teddy came to look for Jinny.
"Jinny! Were the heck have you been?" asked Teddy. Jinny jumped up.
"I'm SO sorry Teddy! I saw Jack and we started talking, and I lost track of time." said Jinny.
"Hi, I'm Jack."
"How do you know Jinny?" asked Teddy.
"He's my ex-husband." said Jinny.
"I don't want you to talk to him any more, Jinny." said Teddy.
"Teddy, you can't tell me what to do." said Jinny.
"Jinny, it's ok, I understand. I don't want you two to fight because of me." said Jack.
"Hey! Don't talk to her!" said Teddy.
"He can talk to me if he wants! What's your problem Teddy, you never used to be like this." said Jinny.
"Don't question me!" said Teddy.
"That's it. I don't know what happened, but you've changed, Teddy. Jack, can I go home with you?" asked Jinny.
"I don't know Jin, I don't want to cause a bigger fight." said Jack.
"I'm not going home with Teddy." said Jinny. Jack looked at Teddy. Teddy just yelled and walked away.
"Ok Jinny, as long as you don't mind staying at motel 8." said Jack.
"Thanks, Jack." said Jinny.

[Snowfall]

Awww, that was so sad! I have to know what happens now! And next time put some CD and Nate in, too. ;) Post more soon! :D

[CandyBasso]

Originally posted by Snowfall
Awww, that was so sad! I have to know what happens now! And next time put some CD and Nate in, too. ;) Post more soon! :D

And I KNOW what happens next!!!!:p :p hehehe lol

And yeah, that was sad.....I hope Jin and Teddy won't split up. And put CD and Nate into the next post! And post more SOOON!:D

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by CandyBasso
And I KNOW what happens next!!!!:p :p hehehe lol



Well, actually, I know what happens next, too, but I didn't want to brag. ;) ;)

[turtle63102]

Jinny got into the car with Jack and they drove to his hotel. On the way they started talking. Jinny was so mad at Teddy, her mind was working on a way to get back at him. Then it hit her. Jack still had feelings for her, she was sure of it. She'd be spending the night with Jack any way, it's the best plan. She'd get up to do something in the middle of the night, then get lost on the way back. This plan couldn't get better. But was it wrong to use Jack like that? All this thinking was hurting Jinny's head. She told Jack to go to a drug store so she could buy some asprin. As she stood in line to pay, she turned around, looked at Jack, and then planted one right on the kisser. They kissed for a while. The kiss became even more intense. Jinny kept feeling someone tugging on her arm. Finally she got a huge tug, and it pulled her
away from Jack. it was the stores manager. He had a crow bar in his hand.
"I'm sorry I had to use this to crow bar to pull you two apart, but you've been kissing for half an hour, and well, it's your turn to check out.
Jinny swore, checked out, took some asprin, then got into the car.
"Jin, we need to talk. About what happened in there, we can't, I can't." said Jack.
"I understand. It was just a sper of the moment type of thing." said Jinny. Still parked in the drug stores parking lot, they sat there in silence for a little bit, then Jinny jumped on top of Jack, and kissed him. He returned the kiss, and then made love with her. After they were done, Jinny and Teddy got dressed. They just sat there. Teddy put on some jazz on the radio, and he held Jinny in his arms. He put his lips on hers, and then gently stroked her hair with his hand. He kissed the top of her head, and then just sat there holding her. Jinny started thinking. She just had sex with Jack! She was with Teddy. Of course she wanted to get back at Teddy, but this was a dumb way. How was she supposed to break it off with Jack?
"Jack?"
"Yeah?"
"We need to talk, about what we just did." said Jinny.
"I know, and I know what you are going to say." said Jack.
"You do?" asked Jin.
"Yes, I do. And, I love you to." said Jack. He gave her a short kiss on her lips. Jinny hated herself, for doing this to Jack. But, there was only one way to break up him

[Snowfall]

Great job, Mary Kate! Now get back here and post more! :)

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by Snowfall
Great job, Mary Kate! Now get back here and post more! :)



well, i GUESS i'm gonna have to agree w/ tara and beg for more!!! :)

[CandyBasso]

That was great!!!! And make Jinny dump Jack!!!! She should be with Teddy!!!!! TEDDY!!!!! Because he's the one that Jinny loves!!! lol Post more!

[turtle63102]

"Jack?"
"Yes, Dear?"
"I'm hungry, can we go get something to eat?" asked Jinny.
"Yeah, sure. Now that you mention it, I'm hungry too." said Jack.
So Jinny and Jack drove of to the first fast food place they could find. They walked in and sat down.
"So, now that you and I are together, we have to go over some rules. You will get your own apartment, I will decorate, your kitchen will be filled with chocolate, and you will call me Dear at all times. Do you want to order now?" said Jinny.
"Um, yes, Dear. I'll get a sandwich. Did you want the taco salad? I know it's your favorite." said Jack.
"YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A SALAD? YOU THINK I'M FAT?" yelled Jinny.
"No, I didn't say that. I think you're perfect the way you are." said Jack.
"That's just a cheap line. You think I'm fat!!" said Jinny. "Everybody? My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!" Jinny ran into her restroom crying. All the woman looked at Jack. One little old lady walked over and hit him with her purse.
"Jerk." said the lady. Jinny came out.
"I don't hate you any more. I know you are sorry, and I forgive you. Now, let's talk about how I'm going to decorate your apartment." said Jinny.
"What apartment?" asked Jack.
"The apartment you're going to get." said Jinny.
"But I don't want an apartment." said Jack.
"I don't care you're getting one and that's that. Now I'm going to do the apartment in care bears, because I'm going to call you bear from now on." said Jinny.
"Um, yes Dear." said Jack.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
[B"That's just a cheap line. You think I'm fat!!" said Jinny. "Everybody? My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!" Jinny ran into her restroom crying. All the woman looked at Jack. One little old lady walked over and hit him with her purse.
"Jerk." said the lady. [/B]
LMAO, Mary Kate!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I loved that part soooo freakin much!!!!! And the rest of it was freakin hilarious, too! Post more soon, baby! :D

[CandyBasso]

LMAO!!! That was soooo freakin hilarious!!!! I loved it! Post more!:D

[candace~n~nathan]

that was sooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!! ROTF!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: so more???? :wave:

[turtle63102]

The next day Nate and CD went into work. They had only had a three day vacation, but that vacation would last them a long time. After they had worked a while, CD went to go get some coffee. When she came back, she found a little note on her desk. It read:
“I don’t think there shall ever be,
A poem as lovely as CD.
Love,
Nate xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox”
“I know, I know, I’m a romantic stud.” said Nate as he walked over to CD and put his arms around her.
“Um, Nate, sweetie, I know you didn’t write this poem. I studied the guy that wrote this in high-school.” said CD
“Oh. You know that poem already?” asked Nate.
“Yes, except it’s supposed to be:
I don’t think there shall ever be,
a poem as lovely as a tree.” said CD.
“I knew that. But um, here’s the real poem.” said Nate. He handed CD another note. She opened it up. It read:
“You’re my moon my stars,
My Jupiter and Mars,
You’re more than anything I could dream of,
This must be love.”
“AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!” screamed CD. “It’s SO sweet Nate! You really are a romantic stud!” CD jumped on top of Nate and kissed him. He returned the kiss, but pulled away.
“I think it’s time for our lunch break.” said Nate. He picked CD up and carried her to the car. There, he blindfolded her. CD giggled in excitement. They drove for what seemed forever. Then Nate parked the car. He helped still blindfolded Cd out of the car, and walked with her for a little bit. Finally they stopped. Nate took off Cd’s blindfold. She looked around.
“Um, Nate, we’re in a hospital. This isn’t romantic.
“You don’t remember?” asked Nate. “Maybe this will help you remember.” said Nate. He took CD into his arms and kissed her passionately. CD pulled away.
“This is were we shared our first kiss!” yelled CD. Nate smiled. He got down on one knee. He pulled a box out of his pocket, and opened it up. Inside was a beautiful diamond ring.
“Candace DeLorenzo, will you marry this hot romantic stud?” asked Nate. If CD wasn’t screaming as high as possible before, she was now.
“Yes, yes Nate, I would love to marry you!” squealed CD. Nate grinned from ear to ear, and slipped the ring on her finger. Then he gave her a kiss. She kissed him back, but pulled away to admire her ring. A sick patient came over to look at CD’s ring, but all he ended up doing is barfing on CD’s shoes. Nate cleaned off CD’s shoes, then CD ordered Nate to take her back to the division, so she could show off her ring.

[Snowfall]

All I can say is.....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That was so incredibly sweet! I loved it! Post more soon!

[turtle63102]

“Mag, I got to talk to you!” said Jinny at last. She had been bursting to tell Magda about her problem with Jack and Teddy all morning.
“Ok, what’s wrong?” asked Magda.
“Well, last night Teddy took me to this really fancy place for dinner. Anyway, I go to the bathroom and on my way back, guess who I see, Jack!” said Jinny.
“No!”
“Yes! So I start talking to him, of course, except I forgot about Teddy. Next thing I know, Teddy comes over, and he’s yelling at me, and he’s yelling at Jack. So I tell him off, and I now I don’t have a place to spend the night. So I ask Jack if I can spend the night with him, and he says “Yes”. So we’re driving home, and I decide to get back at Teddy by sleeping with Jack. So I slept with him.”
“While he was driving?” asked Magda.
“No, duh! We were in a parking lot.” said Jinny. “But the bad thing is, now I have Teddy really mad at me, and Jack thinks we’re back together.”
“Hmm, that’s bad.” said Magda. “So what are you going to do about it?”
“Well, after I slept with him, I realized I had just done something incredibly stupid, so I came up with a plan and put it into action. I had him take me to a restaurant, and then I humiliated him, and told him he was going to get an apartment, and I was going to decorate it in care bears!” said Jinny laughing.
“Jinny, you didn’t!” said Magda.
“Uh, I so did! Except now I feel- ”
“Guilty?” asked Magda.
“No,...”
“Horrible?” asked Magda.
“No,....”
“Worthless?” asked Magda.
“No, I feel happy.” said Jinny.
“Now that’s sick!” said Magda.
“Come on, Mag! I’m ruining this man, it’s funny! It feels good!” said Jinny. Just then Kate came out of her office.
“Does anyone know were Nate and CD went?” asked Cap.
“They’re probably having sex in the woman’s bathroom again.” said Magda.
“No, they kissed, CD screamed, they kissed some more, and then they went on their lunch hour. said Jinny.
“Are my ears burning?” asked CD as she ran into the room.
“Hi, CD.” said Magda. Nate walked into the room behind CD.
“Look, I have a rock on my finger!” yelled CD as she put her hand out for every one to see.
“Congratulations, CD! Who’s the lucky guy?” asked Magda.
“Nate, duh!” said Jinny.
“Congratulations you two, I’m very happy for you. Now as you are aware, partners who have a romantic relationship are not allowed to be partners any more. Fortunately, that decision is up to the Captain. You may be partners, but under two rules: I am to never catch having sex on my desk, and you must have dinner at my house with me and Louis!” said Kate.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
[B“Does anyone know were Nate and CD went?” asked Cap.
“They’re probably having sex in the woman’s bathroom again.” said Magda.
[/B]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was part was sooooo funny! I love this fic! It ROX!!!! Post more soon! :D

[CandyBasso]

Originally posted by Snowfall
:lol: :lol: :lol: That was part was sooooo funny! I love this fic! It ROX!!!! Post more soon! :D

:yeahthat And awwwwwwww....they're engaged!!! Yaaay! lol

[turtle63102]

“Do we have to go to Cap’s house for dinner tonight?” Nate asked CD as they drove to Kate’s house.
“Yes, why wouldn’t we?” asked CD.
“Because it’s really weird to see Cap out of work hours.” said Nate.
“Oh Nate, grow up.” said CD.
“Fine, if we have to go, can we at least go buy some candy as a hostess gift?” asked Nate.
“I already did, and I bought some flowers, too.” said CD.
“Um, I ate the candy.” said Nate almost in a whisper.
“You ate the candy?!” yelled CD.
“Don’t yell at me!” said Nate.
“Fine, whatever. We’ll just have to give her only flowers. We don’t have time to go buy some candy.” Nate and CD pulled into a parking garage. They parked then walked to Kate’s apartment. CD knocked on the door as she mumbled about Nate and chocolate.
“Hi! And how are you?” Come on in! Lovely flowers. Nice weather isn’t it?” Kate practically sang as Nate and CD walked into her apartment. “Louis! Are guests are here!” Louis walked into the front hall. CD walked into the kitchen with Kate to help her put the flowers into water.
“So, catch the game last night?” Nate asked Louis.


“Wow, that was a delicious dinner, Captain!” said Nate.
“It was too salty.” said Louis.
“I’m sorry, next time I’ll do better.” said Kate.
“You’d better.” said Louis.
“Well I thought it was good.” said CD.
“And it was too cold. For heavens sake woman, how many times to I have to tell you not too cold, and not too salty?” yelled Louis.
“I’m sorry sweetie, I just can’t seem to do it the way you like it. Can you forgive me?” asked Kate.
“Fine, but just this once. You’re very lucky you have a man like me to take care of a dumb person like you, that can’t even make a simple dinner correctly. You’re very lucky. Most men wouldn’t put up with an idiot like you. Most men would throw you into the street and get a young girlfriend, maybe a twenty year old. Men are doing that, you know. Yes indeed, you are very lucky to have me.” said Louis.
“I’m sorry Louis. You’re right. I’m lucky to have you.” said Kate in tears.
“Don’t cry, woman! I hate it when you cry! I’ll lock you in your room, you hear? I’ll lock you in your room if you don’t stop crying this minute!” yelled Louis. CD finally had enough.
What the hell is your problem? She is your girlfriend, and a person! Give her some respect.” said CD.
“This is none of your business, bitch.” said Louis.
“Now listen to me, and you listen good, you WILL give Captain respect, you WILL give all women respect, and if you EVER yell at my future wife again, I will make you pay! CD, get your coat, we’re leaving. Thank you, Cap for a delicious dinner, and if I were you, I’d rethink the boyfriend.” said Nate.
“You can’t leave, I’m throwing you out!” yelled Louis.
“Louis don’t! Nate, CD, stay, please. We haven’t eaten dessert yet! Louis isn’t that bad once you get to know him! Don’t leave, we were going to play monopoly!” yelled Kate.
“Shut up! There leaving, because I said so!” yelled Louis. Nate and CD put on their coats, thanked Kate once again, then left.
“Look, you scared them away!” said Kate to Louis.
“Shut up!” said Louis, and with that, he slapped Kate across her face, picked her up, and threw her into her room.

[Snowfall]

Awwww, poor Kate! :( :( :( That Louis is a bastard! :mad: He should be thrown in jail! Now make Kate throw him out! And I was so proud of Nate....he's such a great, sweet guy. :) Post more soon!

[CandyBasso]

:angryfire :mad: Who the hell does Louis think he is?!?!?! That bastard!!!!! And I was pround of Nate, too:D He IS a sweetie:eyes: Post more!

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by CandyBasso
:angryfire :mad: Who the hell does Louis think he is?!?!?! That bastard!!!!! And I was pround of Nate, too:D He IS a sweetie:eyes: Post more!

Me too!!! Now, Mary Kate is away on vacation, so she asked me to post this for her. There isn't any of Kate and Louis in this post though---I guess we have to wait longer to find out what happens there!
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"Honey, I'm home" said Jinny as she walked into Jack's hotel room.

"Hey, dear. Good news. I called the realtor today, and there are lots of great apartments in our price range available!" said Jack.

"That's great! I looked into Care Bear wallpaper---it's a go," said Jinny. She walked into the kitchenette, where Jack had dinner ready. "Oh, honey, this is so sweet!" Jinny kissed Jack. They sat down and ate.

"Oh, and Jin, I've been thinking about having our apartment done in Care Bears, and I love the idea!" said Jack.

"You do? Well, um, that's... great. If you're happy, I'm happy," said Jinny with her teeth clenched. "So I talked with my therapist today and she thinks it would be a good idea if you and I could talk about things that annoy us about each other. Jack, why don't you start."

"Oh, I couldn't. I love everything about you," said Jack.

"What are you saying, I'm a goody-two-shoes?!" asked Jinny.

"No, of course not, I just don't have anything bad to say about you," said Jack.

"So now you think this is a bad idea?"

"No, of course not, dear. How about if you go first?" asked Jack.

"No, I'm not talking to you. But if you must know, your hair stickes up funny, you have bad breath, and you call me 'dear' too much," said Jinny.

"You told me to only call you 'dear,'" said Jack.

"So now it's MY fault?!" exclaimed Jinny.

"No, no, it's my fault," said Jack.

"I like this game!" Jinny said with a smile.

[candace~n~nathan]

LMAO!!!!! :happyface :happyface :lol: :lol: :lol: soooooooo funny! can't wait for more! :)

[turtle63102]

By this point Jinny was getting very mad that Jack hadn't dumped her yet. But she didn't know the whole story. Jack wasn't dumb, and of course realized this all was to make Teddy jelous. And that now she was trying to scare Jack off by being horrible. But Jack was going to get back at Jinny, he wasn't going to get scared off. He was going to stick by her until she came clean. So Jinny decided to pull out the big guns, she had invited Jack's friends over for dinner that night.

"Jinny, are you sure you want to have the guys over?" asked Jack.
"Of course I do, sweetie pie." said Jinny.
"You don't have to stay, though." said Jack.
"Oh, I have no intention of staying. This night is for you." said Jinny. Just then they heard a knock at the door.
"Oh, that must be them." said Jinny. She went and answered the door. The guys came in, and sat down.
"Hey, it smells great. What's for dinner?" asked one of the guys.
"Jin has been cooking all day, I think she made burgers or ribs or something." said Jack.
"Close, I made cucumber sandwiches with the crust cut off. And I made a salad with a blue cheese dressing. Who's hungery?" said Jinny. The guys all quickly tried to come up with reasons for why they weren't hungery.
"You... don't......like.........my.........cooking?!" Jinny screamed. "Why do I even bother trying? No one likes me. No one likes my cooking. I am a woman. I have needs. And one of my needs is to have people like my cooking! Why don't you like my cooking?"
"Jinny, they like it. We're just not hungery." said Jack.
"Sweetie Pie, you're full of bull. NOBODY LIKES MY COOKING. And you know what else? You're friends don't like me either. It's because I'm a girl isn't it? You don't like me because I'm a girl. Yeah well guess what, you're all scum bags." said Jinny.
"Jinny, the guys like you. and to prove it to you, how about if you have dinner with us?" asked Jack. Jinny agreed, and she sat down and began eating.
"So, how was your day?" asked Jack to Jinny.
"I got my period today, and we're out of tampons." said Jinny.
"That's it! You're girlfriend is a nut case. We're leaving." yelled one of the guys. And the guys left.
"Are you mad at me because you friends left?" asked Jinny,
"No, Dear, it wasn't your fault." said Jack.
"Yes, you are! You hate me! Fine, I hate you too!" yelled Jinny. And she ran out the door, jumped in her car and took off.

[CandyBasso]

LMAO!!!!! That was sooo freakin hilarious!!!! I loved it! Post more soon!:D

[CandyBasso]

I gave a new page for Tara......

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TWO new pages, actually....

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So I'm gonna give a new page for you,too....

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Here's your new page! So....POST!:D
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[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
"Close, I made cucumber sandwiches with the crust cut off. And I made a salad with a blue cheese dressing. Who's hungery?" said Jinny. The guys all quickly tried to come up with reasons for why they weren't hungery.
"You... don't......like.........my.........cooking?!" Jinny screamed. "Why do I even bother trying? No one likes me. No one likes my cooking. I am a woman. I have needs. And one of my needs is to have people like my cooking! Why don't you like my cooking?"
"Jinny, they like it. We're just not hungery." said Jack.
"Sweetie Pie, you're full of bull. NOBODY LIKES MY COOKING. And you know what else? You're friends don't like me either. It's because I'm a girl isn't it? You don't like me because I'm a girl. Yeah well guess what, you're all scum bags." said Jinny.

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"I got my period today, and we're out of tampons." said Jinny.
"

LMAO, those were so freakin hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I loved those parts! Post more soon!

[turtle63102]

Jinny spent the night at her dad's house. The next morning Jinny drove over to Jack's apartment, and changed. Jack was still asleep. As Jinny drove to work, she couldn't help but feel a little guilty about doing this all to Jack.
"Yo! Yo! Yo! Jinny is in the house!" yelled Jinny as she walked into work.
"Um, hi Jinny. You're awfuly cheery today." said Mag.
"And you're awfuly air heady today." said Jinny.
"Hey! Are you like saying I'm like, not smart?" asked Magda.
"I'd never say that." said Jinny.
"Jin, do you know you're wearing a polk-a-dot mini skirt and a striped shirt?" asked CD as she walked over.
"Yes, CD, I am aware of that. Were would the world we know be today if everything went together?"
"Ok, whatever you say, Jinny." said CD.
"What's that supposed to mean?" yelled Jinny.
"It means what I said." said CD as she walked back to Nate and gave him a huge kiss.
"So how's it going between you and Jack?" asked Magda.
"Oh, well last night he had his buddies over, and I completely embaressed him. I made them salad for dinner, and then I told them I have my period and we're out of tampons." said Jinny.
"Oh, on our break if you want we can go buy some." said Magda.
"No, that's okay. I don't really have my period. I actually haven't had it in a long time." said Jinny.
"okay, have you been feeling weird? Have you thrown up?"
"Yes and yes." said Jinny.
"What about mood swings, have you had any of those?" asked Magda.
"No, Magda, I haven't. I know what you're getting at. I'm not pregnant. I could never have a baby! CAN YOU IMAGINE ME HAVING A BABY?! IT WOULD BE HELL!" yelled Jinny. "But a baby, aww, a baby. They have little fingers, and little toes. Aww, I love babies! Having a baby would be the best thing in the world. But they have huge mouths too. Always screaming and crying! I would die if I had to have one of those pieces of crying fat in a diaper!" said Jinny very dramaticly.
"Jinny, we need to get you to a doctor a.s.a.p!" said Magda.

[Snowfall]

LMAO, Mary Kate! That was so freakin hilarious! And thanks for throwing in the CD/Nate part for me....;) ;)

[CandyBasso]

That was sooo hilarious! LMAO! Post more!:D

[turtle63102]

“So we have a few choices to make about the wedding dress color.” said CD to Nate one day at work. They were, of course supposed to be doing work, but CD was way to excited to do work when there was a wedding to be planned. “Since I’ve been married before, I shouldn’t have a white wedding dress. But if we do decide to do that road, we can do white, cream, beige, or off white. Since I’m divorced, I should wear yellow, but yellow really isn’t my color. Actually it isn’t really anybody’s color except for Naomi from Mama’s Family with Vicky Lawrence, but they only show it at two a.m in the morning on TBS, can you believe that? Now I can wear a blue dress like Lucy Ball did in Your’s Mine and Our’s but that was because her husband died, and unfortunately Paul isn’t dead. So what do you think?” asked CD.
“What’s off white, and who’s Vicky Lawrence?” asked Nate.
“Nate, you’re SO dense!” said CD.
“How about you and I go out for dinner tonight, so we can do our work now?’ asked Nate.
“Um, no tonight isn’t good, how about tomorrow?” asked CD.
“Why not tonight?” asked Nate.
“Because I have other dinner plans.” said CD.
“With whom?”
“With Paul.” said CD.
“Paul, as in Paul-Paul?” asked Nate.
“Um, yeah. Is that a problem?” asked CD.
“He’s your ex, CD. Not just your ex-boyfriend, but your ex-husband.” said Nate.
“Right, I know. It’s not a big deal, Nate. I forgave him a long time ago for what he did. And you should to, seeing as you never even met the guy.” said CD.
“Wait a minute, just a second ago you were saying that you wished he was dead.” said Nate.
“Just because I wish he’s dead, doesn’t mean I can’t have dinner with him. Geesh Nate, don’t always think inside the box.” said CD.
“Fine, but if he get’s within three feet of you, or says anything you don’t want to here, I’ll kill him. I swear, I’ll kill him.” said Nate.
“Ok Nate, I believe you. But we still haven’t decided on a wedding dress color.” said CD. ~ ~ ~ ~
“Next.” said the checker at the grocery store. Magda had dragged Jinny down to a drug store to get a pregnancy test. Jinny was next in line.
“I’m not pregnant!” yelled Jinny at the checker.
“Um, I believe you. This is just for you dog.” said the checker.
“Exactly. Now you see, you get me. But can I ask you some advice?” asked Jinny.
“I suppose so.” said the checker.
“Now Becky,” said Jinny as she read Becky’s name tag. “My dog, named, uh, Jenny, was on a date with her boyfriend, uh Letty. But on the date she ran into her ex-husband, Lack. So Letty and Lack get into a huge fight, and Jenny has sex with Lack to get back at Letty. But now I’m pregnant, I mean Jenny is pregnant, and I, I mean Jenny doesn’t know who the father is. What do you think?”
“I think, Jenny is a dog, who the hell cares.” said Becky.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
“I think, Jenny is a dog, who the hell cares.” said Becky.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I love this fic, especially that part! Wahoo! Post more soon!

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Originally posted by turtle63102
“I’m not pregnant!” yelled Jinny at the checker.
“Um, I believe you. This is just for you dog.” said the checker.
“Exactly. Now you see, you get me. But can I ask you some advice?” asked Jinny.
“I suppose so.” said the checker.
“Now Becky,” said Jinny as she read Becky’s name tag. “My dog, named, uh, Jenny, was on a date with her boyfriend, uh Letty. But on the date she ran into her ex-husband, Lack. So Letty and Lack get into a huge fight, and Jenny has sex with Lack to get back at Letty. But now I’m pregnant, I mean Jenny is pregnant, and I, I mean Jenny doesn’t know who the father is. What do you think?”
“I think, Jenny is a dog, who the hell cares.” said Becky.
LMAO!!!! That was so freakin hilarious!!! It cracked me up! And why the hell is CD gonna have dinner with PAUL?!?!?! Post more os that I can find out!:D

[turtle63102]

I'm in a good mood-or so says my 'mood ring'-so why the heck not?



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"CD, you don't have to do this." said Nate. He and his future wife were in their apartment. CD was getting ready for her dinner with Paul.
"I want to. I want to know what he has to say." said CD.
"Then I'm coming with." said Nate.
'No, you're not. Sweetie, what are you worried about? That I'm going to leave you for some jerk that cheated on me so many times, he couldn't give me a number of how many there were? I'm a cop, I'll be fine." said CD.
"I have to come with. I know you can take care of yourself, but I really, really don't trust him." said Nate.
"Well neither do I. Here's what I'll do to make you better. I'll go and order a huge lobster, hear what he has to say, then I'll 'go to the bathroom' but really ditch him and stick him with the bill." said CD.
"I don't know." said Nate. CD put her coat on, then gave Nate the french kiss of the century. He fell into the chair and panted. She grabbed her purse and left.

CD ordered the lobster, and the most expencive dessert on the menu, but Paul still hadn't said anything. CD looked at her watch. She had been gone for two hours. Nate must be having a heart attack.
"So, Paul, why did you ask me out for dinner?" asked CD.
"Because Candace, I need to apologize. Can I call you CD? I hear that's what your friends call you." said Paul.
"No, Candace is fine." said CD coldly.
"Oh, okay, well, I am very sorry that I cheated on you. But I wasn't happy. I needed someone else. Besides, you're lame in the bedroom." said Paul.
"Maybe it's you, because me and my boyfriend get it on very well, thank you very much." said CD. Paul grabbed CD's hand.
"You're engaged, wow, congrats. So he's more then your boyfriend. Enless there's two men. Way to go!" said Paul.
"There's just one man, Paul. He's all I need. Unlike you, you needed more then me. Your loving and hot wife just wasn't good enough for you." said CD.
"You make it sound bad when you say it like that." said Paul.
"You cheated on me severel times, Paul. It should sound bad. You bas****, I never should have come. I should have known this only would have made me upset. You know what? I have to go to the bathroom. I'm just going to take my coat. Bye, Paul." said CD. Paul quickly threw some money on the table and chased CD out the door and into the parking lot.
"Candace, baby, wait. I never got to tell you why I wanted to talk to you."
"I think you made it quite clear, Paul." said CD.
"I wanted to tell you all about my life, and how I straightened up." said Paul. CD stopped infront of her car.
"Fine, you got five minutes." said CD.
"I got married and moved to Hawaii. She even had a baby. His name is Paul jr. He's so cute. And I've only cheated on my wife about three times so far, so I'm doing better." said Paul.
"That's nice , Paul." said CD.
"But the thing is, I got aids. My wife only wants me if she can have sex with me, and of course she doesn't want to do it with me being infected and everything. So I have no were to stay, and I really need a place to stay." said Paul."
"Oh, Paul, of course you need a place to stay. Every one does. Oh Paul. Oh well I hope things work out, Good bye." said CD as she got into her car.
"CD! I mean Candace! Please, I'll have to spend the night on the street." said Paul.
"I spent every night crying myself to sleep for a year, and you think I'm going to let you spend the night in my home, with me and my soon to be husband? You make me sick." said CD. She had gotten out of her car and was yelling on the top of her lungs. Paul threw his arms around her and started kissing her. CD flashed back to when she was rapped as a teenager. She tried to scream, but she couldn't with him kissing her. So she kneed him right in the croch. He screamed in pain. CD started screaming at him.
"You're infected with aids, and you thought I'd do something with you? Were did you think this was going to lead to? Did you really think I was going to jump in bed with? I want you to go to hell, and you think I'll let you spend the night on the coach? Did you really think after kissing me I was going to let you sleep on my coach?" yelled CD.
"I was hoping I could spend the night a little closer to you then the coach." said Paul.
"And what, kick out the man I love with fiber of my being so you can be there? The man that made me happy again, after so long. The man that helped me smile again. I hate you, Paul. I hate you so much." said CD. She jumped in her car and took off.
At the same time as CD was going thirty over the speed limit just so she could be in Nate's arms, Jinny and Magda sat in Jinny's apartment. Jack was working late, so it was just Jinny and Magda.
"Sweetie, you have to take the pregnancy test." said Magda.
"I-I can't. I can't be pregnant. I won't even know who the father is." said Jinny. She was just staring at the little stick. Her hands were shaking.
"I promise it will be okay, Just go in there, and get it over with. At least this way you'll know. If you don't take it, how will you be able to sleep tonight? You'll be up all night worrying." said Magda sweetly.
"If I take it and it's positive, I won't be able to sleep either." said Jinny.
"Just do it. I thought I was pregnant last year, and look at me, I'm not pregnant." said Magda.
"Okay. I'll be out in five minutes." said Jinny. Five minutes later Jinny came out, just staring at the little stick. Her eyes were so huge, and she was shaking so bad.
"I-i-it's p-p-p-posit-t-t-tive." stuttered Jinny.
"Oh, hunny, are you sure?" asked Magda as she walked over to Jinny.
"Y-yes." said Jinny. Jinny started crying and fell to her knees. Magda went down to her knees and hugged Jinny. Magda patted Jinny's back.
"Sssshhhh, it's okay. It will be okay. Don't cry, I promise it'll be okay." said Magda

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
And I've only cheated on my wife about three times so far, so I'm doing better." said Paul.
"That's nice , Paul." said CD.
"

:rotflmao: loved loved loved that post!!! Wahoo---and it was a long one, too! Fantabulous! Post more soon! :D

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Originally posted by turtle63102
And I've only cheated on my wife about three times so far, so I'm doing better." said Paul.

:rolleyes: Geez,the guy IS doing better....And FINALLY you posted a long post,which cracked me up, as usually! Post more soon!:D

[turtle63102]

Paul found a hotel that he actually could aford. He parked his car in the parking garage across the street. He got out and started walking towards the exit. He stopped as he saw someone run towards him.
"Are you Paul?" asked the stranger.
"Um, yes, can I help you?" asked Paul.
"You can help me by eating a knuckle sandwich." said the stranger.
"Oh, you must be Nate." said Paul.
"Damn straight." said Nate. Nate hit Paul in the stomach. Paul lowered his head in pain. Nate pounded Pauls head with Nate's fists. Paul fell to the ground. Nate jumped on top of him.
"I'm going to kill you, I swear to god, I'm going to kill you! I know you kissed CD, and for that you shall die." yelled Nate. The two men rolled around on the ground. Paul's ear was bleeding, and Nate head was starting to bleed. Everyone in the parking garage didn't seem to notice the two men killing eachother. Paul slapped Nate across the face. Nate's lip began to bleed. They rolled for a while, until Paul stopped. Nate was on top, and he grabbed Paul's head and smashed it against the ground. Much to Nate's un-happieness, it didn't knock Paul out.
"Stop! Nate, please, don't." said CD as she ran into the parking garage.
"CD, get out of here, you don't want to see this." yelled Nate. "I'm going to kill you, Paul!"
"Nate, you're upset, you're not thinking clearly, you DON"T want to do this. You'll be arrested. We won't be able to be together." said CD. Nate looked down at Paul. He could bearly make out a face through all the blood. A sudden rage of anger ran through Nate. Nate slapped Paul again.
"I'm going to kill you." said Nate. CD tried to pull them apart, but she couldn't. She put her gaze in the other direction, as she knew Paul would soon be dead, and she just couldn't watch. Nate ran out of energy, and began crying. He realized he would be taking a life. A life he didn't have a right to take. He walked over to CD and cried loudly.
"It's okay, babe, it'll be okay." said CD. Paul jumped up and screamed at Nate at how Nate had better have a lawyer. CD hugged Nate and walked out of the parking garage, holding Nate's hand.

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: OK, Paul totally deserved that for kissing CD, but I can't believe Nate!!!!! Whoa!!!! Post more soon! :eek:

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Originally posted by Snowfall
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: OK, Paul totally deserved that for kissing CD, but I can't believe Nate!!!!! Whoa!!!! Post more soon! :eek:

Oh yeah, that was unexpected.....I hope everything's gonna be ok. It better be ok, Mary Kate.....Post more!

[turtle63102]

“Nathan, are you crazy?” yelled CD as she drove Nate home after the huge fight.
“Crazy in love.” said Nate.
“Don’t try to charm your way out of this. We’ve talked about this before. We don’t kill people. We arrest people who kill people. Nathan, it was a sweet gesture, but you could have killed the man. Do you know what would have happened then?” asked CD.
“I know, I know, I’d be in jail. You’ve said it a millione times.” said Nate.
“If it isn’t such a big deal to murder, then why’d you stop? He was only a few more hits away from dyeing.” said CD.
“Because, because,...............I don’t know why. It just sort of dawned on me, I was taking another person’s life. It scared me.” said Nate.
“Okay Nathan. Let’s get you home and clean you up.” said CD.
“Okay, but will you stop calling me Nathan already?” asked Nate. They parked and CD helped Nate into their apartment. She cleaned him up, and they went to bed.
“So, was she hot?” asked CD.
“Was who hot?” asked Nate.
“You know, her.” said CD.
“No, I don’t know.” said Nate.
“Stacey!” yelled CD. Nate groaned. “You knew it was Stacey. You just didn’t want to answer the question. You jerk..”said CD.
“She wasn’t hot, CD.” said Nate.
“Uh huh. I really belive you.” said CD sarcastically.
“CD!!!!!!!!!” yelled Nate.
“Fine, Mr. Crabby pants. You didn’t think she was hot.” said CD.
“Thank you!” yelled Nate.
“Geesh, you don’t have to yell. Go to sleep, Nate.” said CD.
They woke to a beautiful Saturday morning. CD was in the kitchen making breackfast, and Nate was watching the news. Then the door bell rang. It was a police officer.
“Who was it?” asked CD as Nate walked slowly into the kitchen.
“It was a police officer, CD. Paul, he’s,...........dead!” said Nate.
“Oh my gosh!” said CD. She walked over and sat down at the kitchen table. Nate sat down next to her. He stared off into space.
“They think I did it, CD. They think I’m a murderer.” said Nate.
“Then why didn’t they arrest you?” asked CD.
“They only have witnesses that saw me beat him up, no one saw me actually kill him.” said Nate.
“Oh, Nate. What are we going to do?” asked CD.
“I don’t know, CD. I don’t know.” said Nate. Meanwhile, in Jinny’s apartment, Jack was just getting home. He had been on a buisness trip.
“Hey, Jinny.” said Jack as he walked through the door.
“Hey, Sweetie.” said Jinny. She walked over to him and kissed him.
“So, anything you want to tell me?” asked Jack.
“No everything is great.” said Jinny.
“Really, well what about are dog?” asked Jack.
“We don’t have a dog.”s aid Jinny, worried.
“Well that’s what I thought, until I stopped at a drug store to buy you some flowers, and the girl behind the counter tells me all about my dog Jenny, and my freakish girlfriend.” said Jack.
“Oh, hehe, that. I was going to tell you.” said Jinny.
“Really, Jinny? When?” asked Jack.
“I don’t know, sometime.” said Jinny.
“Before or aftetr you delivered it?” asked Jack.
“Knock it off!” yelled Jinny.
“Just tell me one thing, Jinny. Is the baby mine?” asked Jack. Jinny looked at Jack. A few tears ran down her cheek.
“I,...........I,...............I,................. I don’t know, Jack. I honestly don’t know if it’s your’s, or Teddy’s.” said Jinny. Jack looked at Jinny. He went into the bedroom. Jinny sat down at the kitchen table and began crying. When Jack came out he had a suit case.
“Were are you going?” asked Jinny.
“I have to go to another buisness trip. I’ll be back in five days.” said Jack. He took fifty dollars out of his wallet and put it on the kitchen table. “This is for you and the baby.” said Jack. Then he left. Monday morning came fast, and CD and Nate went to work.. They did some paper work at their desk for a few minutes, until Cap came out of her office and asked if she could see Nate for a minute. Five minutes later, Nate came out.
“What happened?” asked CD.
“She says, I can’t work here anymore. She belives I’m guilty of murder. She says the only way I can come back is if I’m proven none guilty.” said Nate. CD was stunned. She couldn’t believe her ears. Nate packed up his stuff and left. CD just sat there, just looking at the wall.
“CD? Um, CD?” asked Jinny. CD snapped out of it.
“Huh, what?” asked CD.
“Um, I was wondering if I could move in with you and Nate?” asked Jinny.
“Of course, you’re always welcome, but why? I thought everything was going good with you and Teddy.” said CD.
“Um, actaully, I’m not with Teddy anymore. I’m with Jack. But I’m pregnant, and I don’t know if Jack or Teddy is the father. And Jack and I had a fight, and Teddy won’t return my phone calls, and I don’t have anywhere to go.” said Jinny.
“Wow, I didn’t know. Okay, well you can move in anytime. Nate’s home now. The police thinks he killed Paul, my exhusband. And now Cap won’t let him come back to work.” said CD.
“Wow, that’s big. Is Nate okay?” aksed Jinny.
“Well, he’s taking it really well, but he’s so stressed out there’s no action in the bedroom, if you know what I mean.” said CD.
“Oh, my gosh. That’s awful!” said Jinny.
“I know.” said CD.
“I have an idea. There’s some kind of pills you can buy that will make him more excited. You just drop it in a guys drink and it dissolves in it. I should know because I used it on dates all the time.” said Jinny.
“I don’t know.” said CD.
“It’s perfectly safe and normal. Just trust me.” said Jinny.
“Fine, I’ll drop by a drug store on my way home from work and see what I can get.” said CD.
“Perfect. But one thing, don’t go to the drug store at the corner of Green and Polk, because there’s this one girl named Becky that works there, and she’s just mean.” said Jinny.

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Originally posted by turtle63102
“Crazy in love.” said Nate.
“Don’t try to charm your way out of this. We’ve talked about this before. We don’t kill people. We arrest people who kill people.
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“Well, he’s taking it really well, but he’s so stressed out there’s no action in the bedroom, if you know what I mean.” said CD.
“Oh, my gosh. That’s awful!” said Jinny.
“I know.” said CD.
“I have an idea. There’s some kind of pills you can buy that will make him more excited. You just drop it in a guys drink and it dissolves in it. I should know because I used it on dates all the time.” said Jinny.
“I don’t know.” said CD.
“It’s perfectly safe and normal. Just trust me.” said Jinny.
“Fine, I’ll drop by a drug store on my way home from work and see what I can get.” said CD.
“Perfect. But one thing, don’t go to the drug store at the corner of Green and Polk, because there’s this one girl named Becky that works there, and she’s just mean.” said Jinny.

LMAO!!!!!! Those parts cracked me up so much! :lol: :lol: :lol:

But OMG! :eek: Poor Nate.....post more soon!

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LMAO!!!!!!!!! omg,i keep forgetting that nate's about to be sent up the river b/c i'm laughing so hard!!!! ;);) more!!

[turtle63102]

"Hey Jinny, how do you like living with Nate and CD?" asked Magda one morning as Jinny walked into the office. Jinny had been living with Nate and CD for about a week now. Of course her stomach didn't look pregnant yet, but she had been having morning sickness. Right now she had big, dark circles all around her eyes.
"I'll tell you how it's been. It's been hell! I never should have told CD to get Nate those pills to make him more excited in the bedroom. I haven't slept in six days! It's the only thing they do. We have no food, our clothes are dirty, and the apartment smells like something died. The only sleep I get is when I'm sitting on the toilet!" said Jinny. Just then Nate and CD backed into the office. They were making out. Nates shirt was un-tucked, and CD's heel was broken. They went and landed on Magda and Jinny's desk.
"Oh Nate!" screamed CD. Captain walked in.
"Nathan, Candace, I've just been to the lady's rest room. It looks like a tornadoe has been through there. Do you know anything about that?" asked Cap.
"Oh, did you find my heel?" asked CD.
"See what I mean?" asked Jinny. "Try getting to sleep when you're listening to 'Oh, Nate! OH NATE! NATE! NATE! NATE! OH YEAH!' The neighbors have called the police, twice!" said Jinny. Magda didn't respond, because she was too busy waching as CD's shirt went flying across the room.
"Okay, that's it, you two. Nate, you're not even supposed to be here. CD, please put your clothes back on, and escort Nate to his car. If you're not back in five minutes, I'll send a police officer after you two. CD put her shirt back on, and left with Nate. Five minutes later, Cap sent a police officer after them. Jinny, Magda, Cap and Raina ran to the window to watch. The police officer worked his way through a huge crowd that surronded the car. The officer opened the door, and pulled CD out. CD grabbed her skirt and quickly put it on. Then CD began to walk away, and Nate ran after her.
"CD! Stop! I need you! CD!" he yelled. But CD never turned around. Captain called CD into her office.
"CD, I am alarmed that you and Nate have been doing so much sex on police property. I find it very offencive. Now I realize you and Nate are lovers, but Nate isn't supposed to be here. So, he can visit you on your lunch hour. You will be in the intergation room, with the blinds open, and I will personlly check on you every five minutes." said Cap.
"Yes, Captain." said CD.
"You do realize I'm going easy on you, right?" asked Cap.
"Yes, Cap. But one thing, do you know if the table is sturdy in the intergation room?"

[candace~n~nathan]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


omg!!!!!!! i'm POSITIVE that that was the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER read in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!! OMG, it was so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so more, right??? :);)

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
[B"I'll tell you how it's been. It's been hell! I never should have told CD to get Nate those pills to make him more excited in the bedroom. I haven't slept in six days! It's the only thing they do. We have no food, our clothes are dirty, and the apartment smells like something died. The only sleep I get is when I'm sitting on the toilet!" said Jinny. Just then Nate and CD backed into the office. They were making out. Nates shirt was un-tucked, and CD's heel was broken. They went and landed on Magda and Jinny's desk.
[/B]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This whole post was sooo funny, but I like that part especially! Post more soon! :D

[turtle63102]

"CD, can I see you in my office for a moment?" asked Captain. It was a beautiful July day. Not to hot, and not to cool. CD
was wearing black capris, and a white sleevless shirt. She had let her hair grow out a little bit longer, and she wore it
back in a claw today.
"Sure, Cap, I'll be right in." said CD. CD tried to figure out what she did this time. She thought that she had remembered to
clean up the womens restroom after the last time Nate had visited her, but she wasn't sure. She walked into Kate's office,
shut the door, and sat down.
"CD, I think you know why you're here." said Cap.
"Yes, I do. And Cap, you have no need to be ashamed of it. It's not your fault. I just think it's a damn shame it has gotten
this bad." said CD.
"Are we talking about the same thing?" asked Cap.
Aren't we talking about the way Louis treated you that one night Nate and I ate dinner with you two?" asked CD.
"Um, yes, well, um, okay......... but this really isn't your buisness at all. Louis is really a good guy. He just gets moody.
And it was my fault I didn't cook dinner right. I'm an old woman, I should know how to cook a stupid dinner by now. Besides,
Louis said he's sorry how he acted. And he really is sorry. I can tell." said Cap.
"Listen to your self, you are being emotionaly abused! It's not the first time he treated you like that, is it?" asked CD.
Kate looked away from CD. "And it isn't the last time he'll treat you like that."
"CD, I understand you're concerened, but Louis is as I said, is a good guy." said Kate.
"No, he isn't." said CD.
"Fine I'll talk to him. I'll tell him I don't like the way he talks to me. But he's already apologized. What more do you
want him to do?" asked Cap.
"I guess dyeing is out of the question, I think he need sot go to a counselor. He's obviously harboring a lot of anger,
and he needs to get it out." said CD.
"Fine, I'll talk to him. But I'm a woman, it isn't my plave to tell him to see a counceler." said Kate. CD wanted to slap
Kate across the face.
"Not your place?! NOT YOUR PLACE?! Just a woman? Are you insane? What has he done to you? What happened to the old Cap?
It's your damn right to tell him to get lost, and it's your right to tell him to see a counselor." said CD.
"Fine, as I've said, I'll talk to him." said cap. CD calmed down a little bit.
"Okay. Fine. If that's all you needed, then I guess I'll let myself out." said CD. CD got out of her chair and headed for the
door.
"CD, that's not why I asked you in here. I'm giving you strict orders for yu and Nate to go to sex-aholics anonymous." said
Cap.
"Oh, um, Okay." said CD.

[Snowfall]

Originally posted by turtle63102
"I'm giving you strict orders for yu and Nate to go to sex-aholics anonymous." said
Cap.
"Oh, um, Okay." said CD.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Can't wait to see that! Post more soon!

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

LMAO! :lol: :lol: That was sooo funny! MORE!

[turtle63102]

“I don’t want to!” whined Nate.
“Stop whining. Why don’t you want to go?” asked CD.
“Because I don’t want to, that’s why.” said Nate.
“Nathan Basso, you’re going with me to pick out the wedding food, and that’s final!” said CD.
“I don’t want to!”
“You’re going!”
“I don’t want to!”
“YOU’RE GOING!”
“NO!”
“YES!”
“Do I have to?”
“Nate, if you go with me, I’ll make you a very happy man tonight.” said CD.
“What are we waiting for?” asked Nate.


“Welcome to Food ah la la catering. How can I help you today?” asked Shelly, the head of Food ah la la catering.
“I’d like to go over some menus. I’m planning my wedding.” said CD.
“Excellent. Come over to this table and have a seat. Here are the menus, and I’ll be right back with some free samples.” said Shelly. She handed them their menus and left.
“CD, this stuff is way too expensive. We could never afford this.” said Nate.
“Are you saying I’m not worth it? Are you saying you’re princess doesn’t deserve her dream wedding?” asked CD very upset.
“CD, I’m out of work, I have to pay for a lawyer.” said Nate.
“I can’t belive you don’t think I’m worth it!” said CD.
“You’re worth it, but it’s $42.50 for cheese and crackers.” said Nate.
“Yeah, I guess you’re right. It’s just, when I got married to Paul, we had a dream wedding. But it wasn’t with somebody I truly cared about. I cared about him then, of course, but I want to replace those memories with our dream wedding.” said CD.
“Oh, CD. It doesn’t matter to me, if we have caviar at our wedding, our if we have s’mores. What’s important, is that we’re going to get married, and share our lives together forever. I don’t care if you have the fanciest dress, or the best caterer in town. All that matters to me, is that you’re going to be there. And that I get to tell you how much I love you, in front of hundreds of people. I can’t wait to tell you how I’m going to take care of you, and always love you no matter what.” said Nate. CD started crying. Nate leaned in close, and gave CD a little kiss.
“I... love...you!” CD was able to scream between sobs.
“I love you too.” said Nate. “Now let’s blow this joint, and go get some pizza.”
“You got it, dude. But first, let’s stop at home.” said CD.
“Oh I get it. Jinny’s at Magda’s, and you just bought that massage oil, you dirty little mind.” said Nate.
“No, I just need to fix my eye liner.” said CD.

[candace~n~nathan]

Food ah la la= LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aww, i loved that name, hehe. so more soon, right?