Vicki Lawrence invites you to come in and sit down for a chat!

[PZelda]

28397

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I'm almost there. :D And good night.

Bye!... *Don't reply... just step away from the computer!*

[PZelda]

28398

[PZelda]

28399

[PZelda]

28400.

That's it, I'm out. *poof* :bye:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
28400.

That's it, I'm out. *poof* :bye:

GOODNITE! :mad:

[Lady T]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
28400.

That's it, I'm out. *poof* :bye: :bye:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
GOODNITE! :mad:

:grady:

[PZelda]

I don't want to take a shower. I don't want to get dressed. I don't want to go to school. I don't want to walk outside in this weather. :crying: It's too windy and too cold. BLEH!

[PZelda]

I still think about this man all the time and how he's doing.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=75028

[PZelda]

I changed my signature.

[PZelda]

I must bid farewell to you guys, take a shower and get ready for my 1st class. God, I wish my ceramics class met every day of the week. It's the only class I enjoy.

[I Love Carol Burnett!]

Anyone on?

[SBTB Geek]

OMG, it's so freaking COLD over there! It's like mid-seventies here!

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
OMG, it's so freaking COLD over there! It's like mid-seventies here!

:grr:

[PZelda]

The next time it gets to 30 down south, just don't complain...

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:grr:

jealous?

[PashminaDietrich]

Originally posted by mr roper

If only Dietrich would have been Oscar.:lol:

Yes, yes, God, yes!:lol:

Of course, then you'd have two of us girls drooling...:happyface

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
jealous?

Nope.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
*FOR THE LATE NIGHT CROWD THAT I CHAT WITH. THANK YOU*

That means Sonny, Tara, Sheila and Kate (and Lynn on those rare occasions). :grady:

[PashminaDietrich]

Hamha!:wave:

{I don't have to work tomorrow; we ran out of boxes; ha ha ha ha ha ha....:happyface }

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
Hamha!:wave:

{I don't have to work tomorrow; we ran out of boxes; ha ha ha ha ha ha....:happyface }

:woohoo:

Man, I wish they would cancel classes. Not tomorrow, though; that's my ceramics class, and I looooooove that class. I just want them to cancel classes on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday. :cool:

[PashminaDietrich]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:woohoo:

Man, I wish they would cancel classes. Not tomorrow, though; that's my ceramics class, and I looooooove that class. I just want them to cancel classes on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday. :cool:

Oh, do I remember those days... The only times I remember classes being completely cancelled were 1)when we had a freak blizzard in '96{yes, I know, we're very thin-skinned down here:o } and 2) when the squirrel chewed up a main cable on a transformer and cut off power to most of the campus.:lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
Oh, do I remember those days... The only times I remember classes being completely cancelled were 1)when we had a freak blizzard in '96{yes, I know, we're very thin-skinned down here:o } and 2) when the squirrel chewed up a main cable on a transformer and cut off power to most of the campus.:lol:

:lol:

We got a foot of snow here the other day, and it's not gonna get any better. :cuss:

I hate snow. I HATE SNOW. I don't mind the cold, though. It's the shoveling part that REALLY blows chunks. I wish snow would just magically move to one side when they hit the ground. :lol:

[PashminaDietrich]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:lol:

We got a foot of snow here the other day, and it's not gonna get any better. :cuss:

I hate snow. I HATE SNOW. I don't mind the cold, though. It's the shoveling part that REALLY blows chunks. I wish snow would just magically move to one side when they hit the ground. :lol:

Well, hey, up there you're practically -- dare I say it? -- used to the white stuff. Here in Texas you get two inches of snow and everybody panics.:rolleyes:

[PZelda]

:grady:

[PashminaDietrich]

Oh, no, not this big red X crap again......

WHERE THE HELL IS STEVE????????

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
Well, hey, up there you're practically -- dare I say it? -- used to the white stuff. Here in Texas you get two inches of snow and everybody panics.:rolleyes:

:lol:

Yeah, I'm used to it. Been living here all my life (18½ years). :D

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
Oh, no, not this big red X crap again......

WHERE THE HELL IS STEVE????????

I see him! :wave: Steve :D

[PashminaDietrich]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:grady:

:bd:

WIND ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM
Monday night: Partly cloudy and windy. Low around 25F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph.
Tuesday: Mainly sunny. High 44F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
Tuesday night: Clear. Low 29F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.
Wednesday: Partly cloudy and windy. High around 55F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph.
Wednesday (24 hours): Windy with a mix of sun and clouds. Highs in the mid 50s and lows in the low 40s.
Thursday (24 hours): Few showers. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the upper 30s.
Friday (24 hours): Sunny. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the low 40s.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
:bd:

WIND ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM
Monday night: Partly cloudy and windy. Low around 25F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph.
Tuesday: Mainly sunny. High 44F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
Tuesday night: Clear. Low 29F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.
Wednesday: Partly cloudy and windy. High around 55F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph.
Wednesday (24 hours): Windy with a mix of sun and clouds. Highs in the mid 50s and lows in the low 40s.
Thursday (24 hours): Few showers. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the upper 30s.
Friday (24 hours): Sunny. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the low 40s.

Ew. Winds. :o

[PashminaDietrich]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I see him! :wave: Steve :D

:wave: "Hey, Allison! I bumped into your friend Vicki the other day at Whole Foods; I understand the tour's going pretty well..."

[PashminaDietrich]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Ew. Winds. :o

Ewww is right. I got outta work today and I thought I was gonna be blown all the way to Galveston.:o

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
:wave: "Hey, Allison! I bumped into your friend Vicki the other day at Whole Foods; I understand the tour's going pretty well..."

:rofl:

[PZelda]

Sorry I'm not posting...I'm setting up some auctions on eBay now.

[PashminaDietrich]

Just rolled back in from a reboot...:rolleyes:

"This thread protected by a slightly insane dancing Totodile"

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
Just rolled back in from a reboot...:rolleyes:

"This thread protected by a slightly insane dancing Totodile"

He's so cute. :biglove:

[PashminaDietrich]

:p {1199}

[PashminaDietrich]

1200 ...... and shouldn't we be getting more people in right about now?:(

[PZelda]

Ugh. This selling thing is hard work.

[PZelda]

:mango I did it!

[PashminaDietrich]

Oh...my.... :rofl:

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=851174

[PZelda]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
Oh...my.... :rofl:

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=851174

:rofl: :rofl:

[PZelda]

It'll be a while before my other auctions come up. :o

[PZelda]

February 2001....*crosses off*

[PashminaDietrich]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:rofl: :rofl:

"Crikey!":lol:



OK, Pichu tired. I'm gonna go hit the hay. Chat wit cha later!:wave:

[PZelda]

:bye:

I need to work on setting up my other auctions, anyway :)

(to the others who drop iin...I'll still be here, though :D)

[PZelda]

I've got two magazines up now...I need to dig them out before the auction ends in a week. :lol:

[dandelion wine]

:wave: I'm here now, just bumming around the boards.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by little insomniac
:wave: I'm here now, just bumming around the boards.

:wave:

Whew...this selling stuff is new to me. :lol:

[PZelda]

I've got my January and February 2001 Seventeen mags up now...I have two of those issues and they have to go. :lol:

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:wave:

Whew...this selling stuff is new to me. :lol:

:lol: Are you having with it, though?

[PZelda]

Originally posted by little insomniac
:lol: Are you having with it, though?

Yep! It'll be so great when I finally get rid of like half of those mags. :lol:

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Yep! It'll be so great when I finally get rid of like half of those mags. :lol:


:lol: Thinking back to when you had to carry those Rubbermaid boxes around.. that'll take a big load off your shoulders. Good luck with those auctions.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by little insomniac
:lol: Thinking back to when you had to carry those Rubbermaid boxes around.. that'll take a big load off your shoulders. Good luck with those auctions.

:nod: Those boxes weigh like 50 lbs. And do you have any idea how heavy a stack of 11 Cosmopolitan magazines are?! :eek:

And thank you. :D I started the bidding at $5. That seems fair enough. :)

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:nod: Those boxes weigh like 50 lbs. And do you have any idea how heavy a stack of 11 Cosmopolitan magazines are?! :eek:

And thank you. :D I started the bidding at $5. That seems fair enough. :)

Oh yes, been there before a few times - during my pack rat days. :lol: I learned how to let go of things that I absolutely do not need.

Definately, and you're welcome sweety. :)

[PZelda]

Originally posted by little insomniac
Oh yes, been there before a few times - during my pack rat days. :lol: I learned how to let go of things that I absolutely do not need.

Definately, and you're welcome sweety. :)

Yep...I plan to keep my Seventeens, Jane and Rosie mags....and a few others, but that's pretty much it. The rest have got to go. I'm not a kid anymore, plus I could really use the $ :lol:

Ahhhh, Home Improvement. :D

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Yep...I plan to keep my Seventeens, Jane and Rosie mags....and a few others, but that's pretty much it. The rest have got to go. I'm not a kid anymore, plus I could really use the $ :lol:

Ahhhh, Home Improvement. :D

Now that is a big plus! :lol: Yeah, I decided to keep a few as well. There are Time magazines I've had for 10+ years that I don't ever plan on tossing or giving away.. but other than that, it felt so good to get rid of the others.

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Yep...I plan to keep my Seventeens, Jane and Rosie mags....and a few others, but that's pretty much it. The rest have got to go. I'm not a kid anymore, plus I could really use the $ :lol:

Ahhhh, Home Improvement. :D
I sure wish I would have kept some of my old junk.:lol:

[Stuck In The '70's]

:wave:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by mr roper

I sure wish I would have kept some of my old junk.:lol:

For the most part, I'll be keeping my stuff...but the rest are for younger teens...so yeah. :lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by mr roper
:wave:

Sonnnnnnnny! :wave:

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by mr roper
:wave:

Hey :wave:

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
Yes, yes, God, yes!:lol:

Of course, then you'd have two of us girls drooling...:happyface
:lol:

[PZelda]

I'm having a ball in the laundry thread. :lol:

[PZelda]

OK, I need to stop replying there...:lol:

[PZelda]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/avatar.php?userid=3000&dateline=1074478217

I looooove Tim's av. :rofl:

[dandelion wine]

Newlyweds is a guilty pleasure of mine.. mostly because I love watching for Nick's reactions to Jessica. :lol:

Note: Just looked in the laundry thread and thought of that show after seeing them on the cover of Entertainment.

[PZelda]

Bellybutton lint.

[PZelda]

People like him amaze me.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=1469826#post1469826

[PZelda]

*knocks*

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
People like him amaze me.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=1469826#post1469826
: :lol:

[PZelda]

:eyes:

[PZelda]

o MizzCrystal o: LMFAO
PZelda9: hm?
o MizzCrystal o: urp ost
o MizzCrystal o: i cant stop
o MizzCrystal o: laughing
o MizzCrystal o: post*
o MizzCrystal o: and ur icon doesnt help
PZelda9: MWHAHAHAHA
PZelda9: *SPANKS UNTIL THE DAMN HANDLES ON MY PURSE FALLS OFF!!!!!!*
o MizzCrystal o: LMAO
o MizzCrystal o: im seriously
o MizzCrystal o: omg
o MizzCrystal o: my cheecks are killing me
o MizzCrystal o: i just choked

:rofl:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
o MizzCrystal o: LMFAO
PZelda9: hm?
o MizzCrystal o: urp ost
o MizzCrystal o: i cant stop
o MizzCrystal o: laughing
o MizzCrystal o: post*
o MizzCrystal o: and ur icon doesnt help
PZelda9: MWHAHAHAHA
PZelda9: *SPANKS UNTIL THE DAMN HANDLES ON MY PURSE FALLS OFF!!!!!!*
o MizzCrystal o: LMAO
o MizzCrystal o: im seriously
o MizzCrystal o: omg
o MizzCrystal o: my cheecks are killing me
o MizzCrystal o: i just choked

:rofl:

My AIM icon: http://www.gifs-paradies.de/smilies/00001656.gif

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
People like him amaze me.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=1469826#post1469826

I know, he is so freaking weird. It's crazy.

[PZelda]

edit

[PZelda]

:idea:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:idea:

OMG, I just noticed your avatar! :eek:

[PZelda]

I am so sick. :lol:

[Stuck In The '70's]

:eek:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
OMG, I just noticed your avatar! :eek:

:mrt: I strive to shock others :D

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I am so sick. :lol:

Yeah, you kinda are. LOL. :cool:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by mr roper
:eek:

I'm literally LMAO now :rofl:

[SBTB Geek]

I swear, I think that E! sends out hidden messages.

[dandelion wine]

Cute avatar. ;)

:lol:

[PZelda]

*changes back*

[PZelda]

I don't want to get into trouble with TJ :lol:

[SBTB Geek]

I'm watching Howard Stern, and there was a commercial break, and E! was mentioning their sponsors...

Every kiss begins with gay"- instead of "kay" (Kay Jewelers [sp?] )
So small it's queer- instead of "clear" ("Pearl Tampons")

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I don't want to get into trouble with TJ :lol:

I used to love my old "Bite Me" avatar... he deleted it.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
I used to love my old "Bite Me" avatar... he deleted it.

I forgot what it looked like. :lol:

[SBTB Geek]

LOL... I tried to look for it, but I couldn't find it. It wasn't even offensive, he said that several posters PM'ed him about it, and that they were very upset. :o

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
LOL... I tried to look for it, but I couldn't find it. It wasn't even offensive, he said that several posters PM'ed him about it, and that they were very upset. :o
I think I remember that.:lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
LOL... I tried to look for it, but I couldn't find it. It wasn't even offensive, he said that several posters PM'ed him about it, and that they were very upset. :o

I remember when some dude had a "FUCK YOU" av...Now THAT was offensive.

[PZelda]

OMG. EIF keeps posting at MF. I'm gonna shoot myself.

Edit: ?????

ohhhhhhh nevermind.

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by mr roper

I think I remember that.:lol:

Really?!... He had a HUGE argument about it. I posted a thread about him taking about our First Amendment! LOL! :D ... It was no laughing matter though, he took away my moderator status for about 10 minutes.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Really?!... He had a HUGE argument about it. I posted a thread about him taking about our First Amendment! LOL! :D ... It was no laughing matter though, he took away my moderator status for about 10 minutes.


:faint:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I remember when some dude had a "FUCK YOU" av...Now THAT was offensive.

I think I remember him, he used to post alot at the SBTB board, and I always deleted his threads. :|

[PZelda]

Yep, it's warm up here, alright. :D

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
LOL... I tried to look for it, but I couldn't find it. It wasn't even offensive, he said that several posters PM'ed him about it, and that they were very upset. :o I thought it was funny. Ive seen much worse things in peoples avatars/signs...

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I remember when some dude had a "FUCK YOU" av...Now THAT was offensive.

"FUCK YOU!" ...LOL i just had to try that.

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I thought it was funny. Ive seen much worse things in peoples avatars/signs...

I'm glad you liked it. :)

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
I'm glad you liked it. :) :mrt: LOl.. I also remember the big thread about it.

[PZelda]

*breaks out shorts and tank tops*

Mon Jan 26 Partly Cloudy -21° 0 %
Tue Jan 27 Scattered Snow Showers / Wind 2°/-23°
Wed Jan 28 PM Snow Showers -6°/-14°
Thu Jan 29 Snow Shower 10°/10°
Fri Jan 30 Snow Shower 20°/-1°
Sat Jan 31 Snow Shower 5°/-3°
Sun Feb 01 Few Snow Showers 1°/-3°
Mon Feb 02 Partly Cloudy 4°/0°
Tue Feb 03 Partly Cloudy 20°/-6°
Wed Feb 04 Partly Cloudy 13°/-1°

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:mrt: LOl.. I also remember the big thread about it.

Was it that big?... TJ closed it real quick.

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
*breaks out shorts and tank tops*

Mon Jan 26 Partly Cloudy -21° 0 %
Tue Jan 27 Scattered Snow Showers / Wind 2°/-23°
Wed Jan 28 PM Snow Showers -6°/-14°
Thu Jan 29 Snow Shower 10°/10°
Fri Jan 30 Snow Shower 20°/-1°
Sat Jan 31 Snow Shower 5°/-3°
Sun Feb 01 Few Snow Showers 1°/-3°
Mon Feb 02 Partly Cloudy 4°/0°
Tue Feb 03 Partly Cloudy 20°/-6°
Wed Feb 04 Partly Cloudy 13°/-1°
I'm freezing.:eek:

[PZelda]

-_-;;

KATE?? SONNY?? Ah, there you are, Sonny. :D

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
*breaks out shorts and tank tops*

Mon Jan 26 Partly Cloudy -21° 0 %
Tue Jan 27 Scattered Snow Showers / Wind 2°/-23°
Wed Jan 28 PM Snow Showers -6°/-14°
Thu Jan 29 Snow Shower 10°/10°
Fri Jan 30 Snow Shower 20°/-1°
Sat Jan 31 Snow Shower 5°/-3°
Sun Feb 01 Few Snow Showers 1°/-3°
Mon Feb 02 Partly Cloudy 4°/0°
Tue Feb 03 Partly Cloudy 20°/-6°
Wed Feb 04 Partly Cloudy 13°/-1°

42 degrees with 17 mph winds.. wanna trade?

[Stuck In The '70's]

I'm here.:lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Was it that big?... TJ closed it real quick. Meh probably not. I might be thinking of the one Kristina started.. or was it Brandon?

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
-_-;;

KATE?? SONNY?? Ah, there you are, Sonny. :D

Barely here because I keep getting disconnected.. :faint:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by mr roper

I'm freezing.:eek:

Me too. Coffee, anyone?

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by little insomniac
42 degrees with 17 mph winds.. wanna trade?
We're having some freezing rain tonight.:lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
o MizzCrystal o: LMFAO
PZelda9: hm?
o MizzCrystal o: urp ost
o MizzCrystal o: i cant stop
o MizzCrystal o: laughing
o MizzCrystal o: post*
o MizzCrystal o: and ur icon doesnt help
PZelda9: MWHAHAHAHA
PZelda9: *SPANKS UNTIL THE DAMN HANDLES ON MY PURSE FALLS OFF!!!!!!*
o MizzCrystal o: LMAO
o MizzCrystal o: im seriously
o MizzCrystal o: omg
o MizzCrystal o: my cheecks are killing me
o MizzCrystal o: i just choked

:rofl: I was amused lol

[PZelda]

Originally posted by little insomniac
42 degrees with 17 mph winds.. wanna trade?

Sure! :D

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Meh probably not. I might be thinking of the one Kristina started.. or was it Brandon?

Maybe it was Brandon... he was the most "controversial" one.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by mr roper

I'm freezing.:eek: Meangya, me 2.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I was amused lol

Admit it. you liked it. :grady:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Meangya, me 2.

meangya?

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Me too. Coffee, anyone? I dont like coffee.:o

[PZelda]

Originally posted by little insomniac
Barely here because I keep getting disconnected.. :faint:

Whew. Yep, I know how that goes. Not fun. :o

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by mr roper

We're having some freezing rain tonight.:lol:

I don't know how y'all live through all that snow and sleet! But then again, noone understands how we live through hurricanes and humidity 5+ months out of the year. :lol:

Remember what I said last night: I'll send all the sun and warm weather we've been having.. gladly. Ya need more than we do right now.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Admit it. you liked it. :grady: Perhaps a little too much.

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I dont like coffee.:o

I'm not a big coffee fan either. :|

[*InThisMoment*]

:wave:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Perhaps a little too much.

o MizzCrystal o: :-D
PZelda9: You better be right dammit
o MizzCrystal o: i am i am
o MizzCrystal o: just think
o MizzCrystal o: u can whistle now!
o MizzCrystal o: and u know what whistling does to me;-)
PZelda9: Ohhhh yeah baby *whistle*

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Whew. Yep, I know how that goes. Not fun. :o

I think it's the wind that's been messing with the power lines and crap right now. ohno:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
meangya? Meangya=minchia=chachi=penis -.- Its Italian. Hence, the smiley.. :meangya:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:wave:

:wave:

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:wave:

:wave:

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by little insomniac
I don't know how y'all live through all that snow and sleet! But then again, noone understands how we live through hurricanes and humidity 5+ months out of the year. :lol:

Remember what I said last night: I'll send all the sun and warm weather we've been having.. gladly. Ya need more than we do right now.
The whole town was practically closed down today.:eek:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I dont like coffee.:o

:schmack: How dare you talk that way to me!!!!!! :mad:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
o MizzCrystal o: :-D
PZelda9: You better be right dammit
o MizzCrystal o: i am i am
o MizzCrystal o: just think
o MizzCrystal o: u can whistle now!
o MizzCrystal o: and u know what whistling does to me;-)
PZelda9: Ohhhh yeah baby *whistle* :o


Hey Lynn!:wave: Explain Laiken for me.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
I'm not a big coffee fan either. :| Yah.. I hate the taste of it, but coffee ice cream is good. And I LOVE the smell of it.

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:o


Hey Lynn!:wave: Explain Laiken for me.

Hey Crystal. :wave: Laiken = Lynn and Clay Aiken. :p

[SBTB Geek]

So you guys have been saying "penis" this whole time?!... So did Joanie really like that much "chachi"?!

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:wave:
Hey Lynn :wave:
I was going to mention I saw Clay on an episode of Ed Friday night.:lol:

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by mr roper

The whole town was practically closed down today.:eek:

Damn.. :eek:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:o


Hey Lynn!:wave: Explain Laiken for me.

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: .....

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by mr roper

Hey Lynn :wave:
I was going to mention I saw Clay on an episode of Ed Friday night.:lol:

Yep. I watched it. :D

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
So you guys have been saying "penis" this whole time?!... So did Joanie really like that much "chachi"?!

That's why it was so popular in Japan. :lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Yah.. I hate the taste of it, but coffee ice cream is good. And I LOVE the smell of it.

I love coffee ANYTHING. :drink:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:schmack: How dare you talk that way to me!!!!!! :mad: :mooner:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by little insomniac
That's why it was so popular in Japan. :lol:

LOL!!! :D

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:mooner:

*SLAP******************* :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: ..... OMG STOP. *shakes*

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
So you guys have been saying "penis" this whole time?!... So did Joanie really like that much "chachi"?! :nod:

Aha.. yes.. Japan!

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
OMG STOP. *shakes*

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
*SLAP******************* :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

*Grabs popcorn*

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Hey Crystal. :wave: Laiken = Lynn and Clay Aiken. :p Thats what I thought lol. See tho.. I dont have to do that. Clayton is already there.:p

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive never been so turned on in my life.

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Thats what I thought lol. See tho.. I dont have to do that. Clayton is already there.:p

:lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ive never been so turned on in my life.

You know you want it bad. :D http://www.gifs-paradies.de/smilies/00001656.gif

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ive never been so turned on in my life. MAKE IT STOP. *covers ears* :o

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ive never been so turned on in my life. Wait, thats a lie.

[SBTB Geek]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006CXXU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is the font the same as the one in my thread?... Just curious.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
You know you want it bad. :D http://www.gifs-paradies.de/smilies/00001656.gif My eyes! My eyes! Put them back in!!

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Wait, thats a lie.

asdfk;lasdfkh eakljhfsaiouyh,asdklfhoasdfyiasdfjhlksdjfhalksdjfh

YOU'RE SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE?! *SLAP* :mad: That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006CXXU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is the font the same as the one in my thread?... Just curious. Which thread?

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
asdfk;lasdfkh eakljhfsaiouyh,asdklfhoasdfyiasdfjhlksdjfhalksdjfh

YOU'RE SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE?! *SLAP* :mad: That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you two have just replaced Madonna & Britney as the "Ultimate Lesbian Couple."

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
asdfk;lasdfkh eakljhfsaiouyh,asdklfhoasdfyiasdfjhlksdjfhalksdjfh

YOU'RE SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE?! *SLAP* :mad: That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You were having a bad nite. Couldnt perform well.:o

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006CXXU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is the font the same as the one in my thread?... Just curious.

The crotch part is really irritating me...it looks like pubic hair. :o

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Which thread?

I meant signature.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
I think you two have just replaced Madonna & Britney as the "Ultimate Lesbian Couple." :rofl:

Where the f is my VMA?! :cuss:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
The crotch part is really irritating me...it looks like pubic hair. :o

Yeah, it's been bugging me too. :\ ... I didn't notice until February of last year.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
You were having a bad nite. Couldnt perform well.:o

You didn't remind me to take my enlargement pills :mad:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
I meant signature. o0o.. no.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:rofl:

Where the f is my VMA?! :cuss:

Come here, Britney! *kiss* :kiss:

I get to be Madonna because we have the same b-day. :D

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
asdfk;lasdfkh eakljhfsaiouyh,asdklfhoasdfyiasdfjhlksdjfhalksdjfh

YOU'RE SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE?! *SLAP* :mad: That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First Ben & J.Lo and now this? *throws self in front of moving car*

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:rofl:

Where the f is my VMA?! :cuss:

Britney has never received a VMA. :(

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
You didn't remind me to take my enlargement pills :mad: YOU SHOULDNT NEED ENLARGEMENT PILLS.

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
o0o.. no.

Really?... because it does in my computer screen... it's probably because I got the font uploaded. What do you guys see?

[PZelda]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
First Ben & J.Lo and now this? *throws self in front of moving car*

Noooooooooooooooo

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Britney has never received a VMA. :( :mad: I know.. damnit I want her to have one! Maybe she'll get one for Toxic...

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
YOU SHOULDNT NEED ENLARGEMENT PILLS.

Yeah... strap-ons are made out of plastic!

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Really?... because it does in my computer screen... it's probably because I got the font uploaded. What do you guys see?

I just see this:

talkSBTB.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Really?... because it does in my computer screen... it's probably because I got the font uploaded. What do you guys see? Just the regular Verdana I believe. Hmm.. now Im curious as to how it looks lol.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
YOU SHOULDNT NEED ENLARGEMENT PILLS.

I WOULD, IF MY GENITALS WEREN'T SO FLACCID :crying:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:mad: I know.. damnit I want her to have one! Maybe she'll get one for Toxic...

"Toxic" isn't what I expected it to be... maybe she will get one for next video, hopefully it will be "Breathe On Me" or "Touch of My Hand."

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Yeah... strap-ons are made out of plastic! Ya for real.. I like the ones that strap onto your chin.

Ok, Conan/Big Show moment. -.-

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
"Toxic" isn't what I expected it to be... maybe she will get one for next video, hopefully it will be "Breathe On Me" or "Touch of My Hand." Yah, Im thinking Breathe On Me will be her next single. Either that or Everytime. LOl Id love to see her do a video for Touch Of My Hand.:lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ya for real.. I like the ones that strap onto your chin.

Ok, Conan/Big Show moment. -.-

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I WOULD, IF MY GENITALS WEREN'T SO FLACCID :crying: Dont give me that excuse again.:mad: :o

[*InThisMoment*]

I'm gonna go eat. Be back in a little. :wave:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Dont give me that excuse again.:mad: :o

see? SEE?! SEE?! *shoves it in your face* :crying:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
O_O AY PAPI!

[SBTB Geek]

I see this...

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm gonna go eat. Be back in a little. :wave: :wave:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
O_O AY PAPI!

Mama knows how to get around. :nod:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
I see this... Aw poo, I like that!!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
see? SEE?! SEE?! *shoves it in your face* :crying: PLEASE. Get that thing away. Its like a fish out of water.

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm gonna go eat. Be back in a little. :wave:
:wave:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Yah, Im thinking Breathe On Me will be her next single. Either that or Everytime. LOl Id love to see her do a video for Touch Of My Hand.:lol:

I think "Everytime" will be her last single... she always caps off each album with a ballad.

BTW, that Vicki picture is kinky!!!... She loves the big men. ;)

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
PLEASE. Get that thing away. Its like a fish out of water.

THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU'D REMIND ME TO TAKE MY DAMN PILLS!!!!!!!!^%@%^@$^#$^%&@#$%&$@%&@$%& :cuss:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
I think "Everytime" will be her last single... she always caps off each album with a ballad.

BTW, that Vicki picture is kinky!!!... She loves the big men. ;) o0o thats true... I forgot about that. Although, wasnt the Boys (Remix) her last single? But that was also used for Austin Powers..

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm gonna go eat. Be back in a little. :wave:

:wave:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Aw poo, I like that!!

Coolies. Too bad I'm the only that sees it.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU'D REMIND ME TO TAKE MY DAMN PILLS!!!!!!!!^%@%^@$^#$^%&@#$%&$@%&@$%& :cuss: Again, like I said.. you shouldnt need pills. Let this be a lesson never to cut off the circulation with a rubberband!:mad:

[PZelda]

*makes coffee and changes into PJ's*

Ceramics tomorrow :woohoo:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
o0o thats true... I forgot about that. Although, wasnt the Boys (Remix) her last single? But that was also used for Austin Powers..

^Good point, she didn't end Britney with a single, but usually she does. In ex. "From The Bottom of My Broken Heart," and "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know." <--- wow, that's long.

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by little insomniac
:wave:
I just put Hallmark on. Magnum will be on in 15 minutes.:lol:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by mr roper

I just put Hallmark on. Magnum will be on in 15 minutes.:lol:

LOL... KDOC-TV in L.A. plays it too.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by mr roper

I just put Hallmark on. Magnum will be on in 15 minutes.:lol:

Tooooooooooooooom Selleck. :D

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
^Good point, she didn't end Britney with a single, but usually she does. In ex. "From The Bottom of My Broken Heart," and "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know." <--- wow, that's long. Yeah, I wouldve loved one more single off of Britney. I liked all the songs pretty much. LOl, well aside from ending with ballads, she chooses the longest ones too.

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Tooooooooooooooom Selleck. :D

My uncle went to college with him... Cal State Long Beach. :o

[*InThisMoment*]

Back. For a few. :grr:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
My uncle went to college with him... Cal State Long Beach. :o

:faint:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Yeah, I wouldve loved one more single off of Britney. I liked all the songs pretty much. LOl, well aside from ending with ballads, she chooses the longest ones too.

Yeah, I wanted her to release "Lonely" or "What It's Like To Be Me."

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by mr roper

I just put Hallmark on. Magnum will be on in 15 minutes.:lol:

I've been watching this movie on Fox Movie Channel but I didn't want to miss Magnum tonight, so thank you for saying something. :D

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Tooooooooooooooom Selleck. :D OMFG this is Conan nite I swear. He was the other guest with the 90 year old sex toy lady and Mr. Big Show! *SCREAMS* And the clip he did.. when he was reunited with his old mustache.. and it was in the hospital and he killed it.. OMG. *dies*

[PZelda]

Well...I've met Josh Duhamel...he's one of my friend's 1st cousins. :D

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
OMFG this is Conan nite I swear. He was the other guest with the 90 year old sex toy lady and Mr. Big Show! *SCREAMS* And the clip he did.. when he was reunited with his old mustache.. and it was in the hospital and he killed it.. OMG. *dies*

HE WHAT?! :faint: :cuss: :rofl:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Back. For a few. :grr: Are you going to see Clay & Kelly too?!:D

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Are you going to see Clay & Kelly too?!:D
No. But it'd be cool if i could. :o

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Yeah, I wanted her to release "Lonely" or "What It's Like To Be Me." o0o those ones are my favorites. Especially WILTBM. o0o I forgot she also did a video for I Love Rock & Roll, even though it wasnt released over here.

[PZelda]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. VICKI UPDATED HER SITE. :faint:

Can't Believe it's 2004! We've already been to some mighty frigid climates this year, and it makes me appreciate how very lucky I am to be a native of California. With the release of "The Carol Burnett Shows" by Columbia House, and now the airing of the Burnett Shows on TV Land, my popularity is soaring for which I am incredibly grateful! The audiences have been just magnificent, but the traveling can really takes its toll. Thankfully, this year, I have learned to knit which makes all the air travel much more bearable! I am about to do an episode of "Yes Dear" again. It will be great to see Tim and so nice to be back in town for a bit. Also look for Mama on "The Hollywood Squares" this spring. We've added our son Garrett to our road crew. He's learning road and stage managing, and even has a small part in my show. He is a welcome addition as it's so nice to have family around.

We just returned from back east where the temps were minus God knows what! It's a good thing I don't live there or I would weigh 400 lbs. The first thing I wanted to do when I got home was cook some beef stew. Since the recipe is out, I'm passing this one along. It's a great winter staple that everyone should know how to make. It's also a favorite on our boat when we do a long distance race. Enjoy!

Love,

Vicki

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by little insomniac
I've been watching this movie on Fox Movie Channel but I didn't want to miss Magnum tonight, so thank you for saying something. :D
I'm taping Red Dragon off of Starz right now.:lol:

[Lady T]

:wave: ( I am not going to be on for long)

[PZelda]

YAAAAAAAAY ANOTHER VICKI EP OF "YES DEAR" aaaaaaaaaaaa yesssssssss

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
:wave: ( I am not going to be on for long) Hey. :wave:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
o0o those ones are my favorites. Especially WILTBM. o0o I forgot she also did a video for I Love Rock & Roll, even though it wasnt released over here.

LOL.. I totally forgot about "ILR&R"... BTW, she also released "Anticipating" overseas but without a video. I guess she doesn't love the U.S. as much. :(

[*InThisMoment*]

I'm eating marshmallows. :liplick:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
:wave: ( I am not going to be on for long)

:wave:

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
:wave: ( I am not going to be on for long)
Hey Tara :wave:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
HE WHAT?! :faint: :cuss: :rofl: *ahem*

Yah.. Conan reunited him with it, and when the mustache noticed Tom had grown another one, he got jealous.. and the mustache was sick I believe and was on life support.. and Tom suffocated him.

[PZelda]

OH MY GOD SHE'S STILL DOING HER SHOW

I only have her tour dates througy May!

June 16 - 20 Mohegan Sun * Uncasville, CT
June 25 Paragon Casino Resort * Marksville, LA
June 26 Grand Casino * Biloxi, MS

Come closer to me. Dammit. :cuss:

[Lady T]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm eating marshmallows. :liplick: God, I have not eating thing in two days, I totally lost my appetite:(

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
God, I have not eating thing in two days, I totally lost my appetite:( :( Something wrong?

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
*ahem*

Yah.. Conan reunited him with it, and when the mustache noticed Tom had grown another one, he got jealous.. and the mustache was sick I believe and was on life support.. and Tom suffocated him.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
*ahem*

Yah.. Conan reunited him with it, and when the mustache noticed Tom had grown another one, he got jealous.. and the mustache was sick I believe and was on life support.. and Tom suffocated him. :rofl:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
LOL.. I totally forgot about "ILR&R"... BTW, she also released "Anticipating" overseas but without a video. I guess she doesn't love the U.S. as much. :( Arrrgh I never knew that! I love that song. I saw her on her 2nd leg of Dream Within A Dream tour and got her HBO special on DVD- its awesome. She really puts on a good show, even if it is mostly lip synced lol.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm eating marshmallows. :liplick:

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/PZelda9/smore1.jpg
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/PZelda9/smore2.jpg
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/PZelda9/smore3.jpg

How I'd like to have another one again.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
God, I have not eating thing in two days, I totally lost my appetite:(

:(

I haven't been that hungry, either...

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LOl.. you shouldve heard the audience when Tom killed the mustache. It was as if he really killed someone. They sounded so disturbed.:lol:

[Lady T]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:( Something wrong?

No, I just get that way sometimes when I have to force myself to eat....It is okay...I made myself eat some MAc And Cheese and a coke cola...Something fattening so I do not get too skinny....

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:(

I haven't been that hungry, either...
I'm eating a bagel.:D

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
:wave: ( I am not going to be on for long) :wave:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
No, I just get that way sometimes when I have to force myself to eat....It is okay...I made myself eat some MAc And Cheese and a coke cola...Something fattening so I do not get too skinny.... :drool: :drool: Are you trying to turn me on?!

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Arrrgh I never knew that! I love that song. I saw her on her 2nd leg of Dream Within A Dream tour and got her HBO special on DVD- its awesome. She really puts on a good show, even if it is mostly lip synced lol.

Yeah she does put on a good show... doesn't she have something coming up on Showtime?... I've noticed that Hilary Duff is doing the lip-synching as well... her "So Yesterday" tracked skipped during her performance at MTV's New Year Bash.

[Lady T]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:drool: :drool: Are you trying to turn me on?! :lol:

[dandelion wine]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
God, I have not eating thing in two days, I totally lost my appetite:(

I haven't been eating much the last few days, either..

[PZelda]

It was 90 minutes when I saw her. And she spent 1/2 the show as herself. :grady:

Read on for a review of the show:
VICKI LAWRENCE BRINGS BAWDY LAUGHS TO LYRIC

Byline: Brian Bixler - Stuart News

If you're one of those husbands who questions why women spend a long time in the ladies room, Vicki Lawrence will show you why. Squatting center stage, legs apart, trying to keep an imaginary strap tucked under her chin and her expensive slacks from touching the dirty floor, the television star gave a hilarious, graphic description of what women go through in a restroom stall during "Vicki Lawrence and Mama: A Two Woman Show" at the Lyric Theatre in Stuart.

Beginning with clips from the " Carol Burnett Show," which gave Lawrence her start in show business, the stage act was part stand-up comedy, part storytelling, with a few songs thrown in for good measure. The 54 year-old actress spent two-thirds of the 80-minute show addressing the audience as herself before turning the stage over to Thelma Harper, better known as Mama, her best known television character. Along the way there were bawdy jokes about fake orgasms and feminine hygiene spray, lesbianism and trips to the gynecologist.

"Sex is a kind of fun subject, don't you think?" she asked the audience before launching into a story about an article she read in a women's magazine. It said that a sneeze is the closest thing to an orgasm. " And I personally have been known to say 'God bless you' after both of them", she offered. The comedienne showed versatility with dead-on impressions of fellow funny-woman Roseanne, as well as cartoon character Marge Simpson and even "Weakest Link" game show host Anne Robinson.

Along with the jokes, there were true stories from her career, including a now-legendary tale of how the red-haired Lawrence landed a role on the "Carol Burnett Show" after writing the star a letter saying they looked alike. Burnett accepted an invitation to see the teenage Lawrence in a Miss Fireball Contest at the Hollywood Park racetrack, and before long, she was hired to be part of the "Burnett" cast. "Lord, if I hear that story one more time, I'm going to upchuck my Happy Meal, " Mama said after Lawrence changed out of a navy sequined pantsuit into a blue wig, fake pearls, orthopedic shoes and floral dress.

An Interlude of funny bloopers from the television show "Mama's Family" gave her time to make the transition into character.

Mama gave her take on the popular culture and current events. She summed up her case against human cloning with two words: Richard Simmons. She tipped the audience off that the Spice Channel has nothing to do with Oregano: and she got her biggest response by talking about Michael Jackson. "You know why he named it the Neverland Ranch, don't you?" she asked . "Because Kinko's was already taken."

By the end of the show, Lawrence was back onstage in a dressing gown and slippers, alone in the spotlight to sing a farewell ballad. It was reminiscent of the way Burnett ended her television show, alone onstage as a chairwoman with a mop.

[Lady T]

Originally posted by mr roper

I'm eating a bagel.:D


Yum...with a lot of cream cheese?

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:drool: :drool: Are you trying to turn me on?!

Mac & Cheese? :grr:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Yeah she does put on a good show... doesn't she have something coming up on Showtime?... I've noticed that Hilary Duff is doing the lip-synching as well... her "So Yesterday" tracked skipped during her performance at MTV's New Year Bash. Yah, shes supposed to do some special for Showtime, cant wait to see what its about. Ugh.. Hilary was so much better when she was 'Lizzie'. AHA... it skipped lol.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
Yum...with a lot of cream cheese?

I had that for breakfast this AM. :eat:

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Yah, shes supposed to do some special for Showtime, cant wait to see what its about. Ugh.. Hilary was so much better when she was 'Lizzie'. AHA... it skipped lol.

I have no problem with Hilary, I'm happy for success. I'm still shocked that Metamorphosis is selling better than In The Zone.

[dawsongirl]

Well that was inspiring.

:wave: everyone.

[Stuck In The '70's]

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
Yum...with a lot of cream cheese?
No with butter but Cream cheese sounds good on it.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Mac & Cheese? :grr: :nod:


And I prefer my bagels with cream cheese and peanut butter.