Fools in Love

[CheersChild4life]

Cliff: "It's a little known fact there Normie that the Nomads were actually.."

Norm: (sarcasticly)"The first to invent electricty?"

Cliff: ( Looking embaressed) "... No"

(Sam interupts)

Sam: "Ok guys watcha wanna order tonight"

Cliff: "Nothing for me tonight Sammy.... I have a date"

Norm: "What? A date? Cliff you haven't had a date in what 6 years!"

Cliff: "O contrare, I've been seeing this girl for ehh near two months now! I have a good feeling about this one...she could be the one!''

Sam: "Cliff, that's what you said about the cleaning lady."

Cliff: "Hey! You shoulda seen the way she was looking at me."

Norm: "Cliff, she was 86 years old!"

Cliff: "Love knows no age Normie!"

(Cliff's date walks in)

Norm: "Cliff? Is that your date?"

Cliff:"Why yes it is there Norm."

Norm: "She actually looks like she can come out without a bag on her head, unlike you Cliff! Whatever happend to that bag?"

Cliff: "I dunno, I think the paper disolved when Carla poured the beer on my head. Don't get that stuff in your eyes, it can really burn!''

Anne: "Cliff, Cliff I'm over here."

Cliff:"Be right there Anne!C-ya later, don't wait up for me."

Norm: "Don't worry Cliff 7 O' Clock is a little too late for us."

Cliff: "Ah Normie you big lug!"

(At dinner)

Anne: "I'll take the Chicken..."

Cliff: "Marry me!"



Watch out for part 2 comin at ya soon~!~

[barwars]

Its good....
but put who says what if you could.

[CheersChild4life]

Originally posted by barwars88
Its good....
but put who says what if you could.

No prob!

[Dannie IsNotHere]

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Anne: "I'll take the Chicken..."
Cliff: "Marry me!"


:lol: That reminded me of Niles and C.C.!! :lol:

[CheersChild4life]

Originally posted by RebeccaHoweNo.2
:lol: That reminded me of Niles and C.C.!! :lol:

That's where I got the idea shhh

[barwars]

maybe this is a dumb question but....
Niles and CC??

[Dannie IsNotHere]

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
That's where I got the idea shhh

:lol: That's what I thought. Hehehe... good idea mixing it up with Cheers, though.

Niles and C.C. are from The Nanny... we're both into that show, too. :D

[CheersChild4life]

Part 2 Haters, stalkers, and Drunks,

Anne: Why Cliff I don't what to say. I'm blushing.

Cliff: Say yes Anne, I'll make you happy!

Anne: Cliff your arpartment is so tiny with your mother and all.

Cliff: You're talking carzy there Anne! There's plenty of room on the coach.

Anne: Cliff, I gotta level with you. There's another man.

Cliff: Anne how, how can you do that to me I thought you loved me!

Anne: Love you! Cliff you're a mail man, I can't love a mail man.

Cliff: Who's the man Anne.

Anne: Derek, Derek Mitchel...

Cliff: The FED EX MAN! Anne have you no shame!

Anne: I'm sorry Cliff. (Anne walks out)

(waiter still standing there)

Cliff: What are you lookin at frenchie.

(The next day)

Cliff: (talking to self) I'll show you Anne, everywhere you go I'll be there. I'm a mailman remember. That's right Anne stock the vases and all your cheap potery barn knock offs.

(Cliff now right behind Anne)

(Anne jumps when she turns around)

Anne: Damnit Cliff what are you doing here! Can't you take no as an answer!

Cliff: Technically Anne you never said no. You just walked out. Letting me set there looking like a dweeb.

Anne: Well Cliff the answers no! No get the hell away before I get the fed ex to kick you're mail box loving but!

Cliff: You'll regret this Anne!