Favorite Cos quotes

[Cosmo Kramer]

From any character:


Cliff: We are the United Negro College Fund!:lol:

That is my favorite line ever from the show. Brilliant!

[penguina]

Cliff to Theo: "I am your Father... I brought you in this world, I'll take you out!"

[TGFNickAtNite]

"No 13 year old boy should have a 95 dollar shirt unless he's on stage with his four brothers!" definitely a classic!!

[theanswerman]

they are in my sig

[sniffmagikmarkrs]

this was from the episode where cliff and claire let rudy stay up as long as she wanted and i think it went something like this

Cliff: wake up rudy
Rudy:I'm tired i don't want to go to school
Cliff:no no no you're going to school
rudy:my stomach hurts i don't feel good
Cliff:no, you're going to put your clothes on, eat your cereal, and BINGO you're off to school

it's not funny written out, but the scene was really funny

[Superbatboy]

Claire: Sondra, you owe us 79,483.43 and i want my money now...i'm not going anywhere until i get my money