Christmas Movie Quotes

[PashminaDietrich]

What are some of your favorites?

Here's a few to start with:

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" -- Santa, A Christmas Story

"Oh, we'd looooooove to have Santa Claus come and stay with us! I think it would be simply charming!" -- Mrs. Shellhammer, Miracle on 34th Street

"Merry Christmas, you old Building and Loan, you!" -- George Bailey, It's a Wonderful Life

[Titania]

"Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing"
-The Santa Clause




A Charlie Brown Christmas- see the sig...

[Cactus Jack]

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge - A Christmas Story

[I am Him]

"SONS A BITCHES!!!!! PURPOSEEEES!!!!!!" ~ A Christmas Story

"Some men are Baptis others Catholic, my father was an olsmobile man" ~ A Christmas Story

"The old man's tires were only tires in the acedemic sense. They were round, they were once made of rubber" ~ A Christmas Story

[Bugiddle]

"Look, Daddy! Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." - It's A Wonderful Life

(Okay, so it's not my favorite - but it's the one that sticks in my head the most - making it possibly the most annoying one?:lol: )

[sallydoll]

Ralphie!...I can't get up.......!!

[Ewan's My Man]

"Move out of the way, box!"-Sinbad in Jingle All the Way...funniest line ever.

[phoebe7165]

"To my big brother, George, the richest man in town"--from 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

"The whole neighborhood was turned on"--Ralphie, talking about the sexy leg lamp in the front window of his house.

"Frag-il-lay"--from A Christmas Story, the old man reading the side of the wooden crate. "I think that's italian" Mother--I think is says 'fragile'.

"Mommy's little piggy!"--what Mother called Randy to get him to eat his dinner.

And lastly, it's not actually spoken in "It's a Wonderful Life", but it's written in the book "Tom Sawyer" that Clarence gives to George--"No man is a failure who has friends"

Attaboy, Clarence!!

:santa2: :cc: :rednose:

[LucyCompanyPhan]

Aunt Bethany:Clark, is your house on fire?
Clark: No Aunt Bethany those are the christmas lights-christmas vacation

ellen-I don't know what else to say, except its christmas and we're all in misery-christmas vacation

~I'm Mister White Christmas. I'm Mister Snow. I'm Mister Icicle. I'm Mister Ten Below. Friends call me Snow Miser, What ever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much!~

~I'm Mister Green Christmas. I'm Mister Sun. I'm Mister Heat Blister. I'm Mister Hundred and One. They call me Heat Miser, What ever I touch, Starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much!~a year without a santa clause

*see my siggy*

Clark:Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f--king Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white a-- down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a--holes this side of the nuthouse!-chrsitmas vacation

Todd: Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you. -christmas vacation

Clark:Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d--kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a--, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s--t he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol? -christmas vacation

clark:Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? -christmas vacation

Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a--hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Eddie: S--tter was full!
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our s--tters, honey? -christmas vacation

Bethany: Don't throw me down Clark!
Clark: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany... -christmas vacation

Uncle Lewis: Say Grace.
Aunt Bethany: Grace died thirty years ago.
Uncle Lewis: No, they want you to say the blessing.
Aunt Bethany: Oh. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States...-christmas vacation

Clark: I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree.-christmas vacation

Georage-What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary. -christmas vacation

Laura: All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.
Scott: Kind of like Neil. -the santa clause

Charlie: These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
Scott Calvin: I hope not. These are... A gift. Probably from the cable company. We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas. -the santa clause

Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.-elf

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. -elf


-sorry i went a little crazy with the quotes-

[dandelion wine]

It's a Wonderful Life:

*George Bailey: What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary.

*Mary: I'll take it! Then what?

*George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve see, and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?

*Clarence: One man's life touches so many others, when he's not there it leaves an awfully big hole.

[Ewan's My Man]

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan


Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.-elf

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. -elf



LMAO!! I love that movie!

"I'm just...a cotton headed ninny muggins!"


I also love in Santa Clause 2 when psycho Santa is drinking the hot chocolate "Santa feels a buzz!"

[I Love Carol Burnett!]

I don't like to say curse words in the tread, but it its so darn funny!

Chevey Chase Christmas National Lampoos

Clark When Santa squezzes his fat a** down the chimney tonight he's going to find the jolliest bunch of a** holes this side on the nuthouse! :lol:

I love that line!