''The Blair Switch Project.''

[Rebel Queen 1980]

I was going to start this on the night before Halloween,
but everyone's want's it now,I'll go ahead and start it tonight.


It was Halloween Blair had just walked
in to the cafeteria after another long school day.
Blair put on her books on a table next where Mrs.Garrett is
doing paperwork and sighed.
B:Hmmm.
Mrs.G:Something wrong Blair?
B:Nothing,it's just that I've have to do a group video project
with a partner about mysterious things that take place.
Mrs.G:That shouldn't be a problem you did great on the
project for the book ''War and Peace.'' last year.
B:Yes,but I don't know if my partner will cooperate.
Mrs.G:I'm sure you both will do fine,Who is your partner?
Jo walks into the cafeteria and slams her books on a table.
B: There's your answer
J: So am I tired ok,sue me.
Mrs.G:What are you talking about Jo.
J:A documenty on mysteries is what I'm talking about.
B.This project counts one fourth of our grade Jo!
J:Then I'll grab an ax and slaughter one fourth of your brain!
B: I knew it,I'm dead!
J: Good choice of words Blair.
Mrs.G:Girls,can you not reason and work together for once.
J:But Mrs.G she makes jittery.
B:And you make me jumpy.
J: And you make me puke!
B:And you make me barf!
J:Hey ditzy,barf and puke mean the same thing
B:Well-uh,-Turn Blue!
Mrs.G:Alright I have had it!,Work it out on your own you two!

Mrs.Garrett leaves the room and goes to work in the Lounge.

So should I continue!,Let me Know!

[Blair_Warner02]

I like it so far, continue please.

[Jo_Marie]

Yes,Please Continue!!!

[Rebel Queen 1980]

Ok,Here's More...
Jo and Blair stared at each other and frowned at the idea

B: You know Jo maybe Mrs.Garrett's probably right.
J:Mrs.G's probably right about what ?
B:Well,about us working together,if we can just get through
without fighting maybe our teacher will give us a good grade
J:Me,kiss up to you for a good grade,Geez you're pathetic!
B: Please Jo this is a test grade!,For better or worse huh?
J:Alright,I go along with you just once,For better or worse.
B: Great! let's get to work.

They then went to the school library to borrow a video camera.
Afterwards they went back into the Cafeteria to begin filming.

B:So here we are in our senior year,Halloween,A time of shrill
and joy for children and also a time of horror,Will the candy
apple you bite into this year be laced with poison,Will Dracula
sneak his way into your window or will you-
She interrupted by Jo who filming with the camera.
J:Will you run from here if I threaten to break your neck!
B: Sorry Jo.
J: Thank you,now will you please quit goofing off!
B: Yes.
Just then Natalie and Tootie walk in,Tootie is rubbing her nose
B:Here is an interesting topic,What hidden in Tootie's nose.
T:My nose was itching ok,Blair what are you and Jo doing?
B:Filming a project about mysteries.
N:Why don't you film the mystery meat at lunch tomorrow.
She and Tootie start to laugh.
J:Nat,be serious!,there's no time for games here!
N: Sorry Jo.
B:Behind the scenes at Eastland there's a mystery in every
sight,including what's really on the lunch menu,what ever
happened the girls from three years ago,and how a storage
room above the cafeteria become a room to four girls.
J: Blair this is silly!
B: I'm doing my best.
T:You want a mystery,You should write one keeps you
and her from never getting along and always fighting.
B: Tootie,the mind of a child doesn't belong in show business.
J: In that case you're fired!
B:Jo,everything is under control,just stick with it.
J: Blair will you quit playing dumb and do it right!
B: It's your fault we can't get this done!
J:That's it,cut!!,suit yourself,I'm going upstairs.
T:Yeah come Nat,we've got homework anyway
Nat: Nice try Blair,see you around.
B: But ,you guys wait.,Plaase??
They all run upstairs.
That night the camera lay on a table in the cafeteria with half
of the project recorded,Little do they know that in the morning
when they wake up,Life will be changed forever.

Still More to Come!!,Stay tuned...

[james_baby87]

What happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH well I guess I'll have to wait Post more soon!!!

[Rebel Queen 1980]

Ok,Guys,Here's More.
The next morning the alarm rings and the girls wake up.
B:Well someone shut that darn thing off!
N:Blair is that you?
T:So early in the morning,oh well time to get up.
J:Ah what a beautiful morning all.
T: Jo??
N:Jo come on get dressed we have be downstairs!
J: And waste such a great day.
B: Will you beat it!,I got a class to go to!
N: Tootie what's going on?
T: Beats me .
They get dressed and head downstairs before Blair and Jo
Mrs.G:Good morning Tootie and Natalie
Both: Good Morning Mrs.Garrett
Mrs.G:Where's Blair and Jo?
Natalie:Well Jo's taking a shower and Blairs banging on the
door and hollering at the top of her lungs.
Mrs. G:Oh I see, What?!!,something's wrong with that picture.
Both: You're telling us
Blair run downstairs in a flannel shirt and jeans and has
her hair tied back in a ponytail.
Mrs.G:Oh there you are Jo,wait a minute Blair?!
Blair: How is it going Mrs.G?
Mrs.G:Girls I don't like this sound of this?,Jo Polniaczek!!
Jo walks downstairs in a dress and makeup.
Mrs.G:What is going here?!,you're supposed to be in your uniforms,there's no time to play dress up!
Jo:Ah Mrs.Garrett we want to stay here with you.
Mrs.G:Very funny,upstairs you two.
Blair crosses her arms and Jo giggles
Mrs.G: Move!!
They both run upstairs.
More to Come Soon!

[james_baby87]

Post more soon!!

[Jo_Marie]

Freaky! Not Exatcly what I was thinking but a Rather Susprising Plot Twist!

[Rebel Queen 1980]

Thanks Alot Guys!,Here's More!
Jo and Blair head upstairs and Mrs.Garrett follows them
they got into the girls' bedroom and head toward Jo's bed.
Mrs G:Alright you two sit.
Jo and Blair sit down quickly.
Mrs.G:Now what is going on here?
J:I don't know it's tough to explain.
B: We don't know what's going on.
Mrs.G:Well figure it out you two,you've missed kitchen duties,
and now some of your classes,but that doesn't mean your
staying here all day long,I've got an eye appointment at ten.
Mrs.G leaves and the girls sit in bewilderment.
B:What are we going to Jo,we didn't get anything filmed
last night,and now we acting opposites,we failed the project!
J:Well maybe we can skip classes and make it up.
B:You heard Mrs.Garrett,she has to go to the eye doctor this
morning,and we can't stay here all day long.
J:Wait a few seconds,I'll give you our plan when the vision
clinic calls Mrs.Garrett with the reminder.
B: Ok.
Time passed by quickly,it is now 9:30am.
The Lounge Phone Rings,Jo sneaks downstairs.
Mrs G:Hello?,Oh yes ,I was just on my way out,
yes that's right Dr.West is my optometrist,Thank you.,Bye bye.
Jo calls silently from the bottom of the stairs
J:Blair.
Blair:Coming Jo.
Mrs.Garrett leaves and they get to work.
They do a tape ''Called Nightmare At Eastland.'' and tape
themselves as opposites,they then pull one more laugh
at the way they look,and then clean up switch clothes.
A few hours later Mrs.Garrett returns.
Mrs.G:Blair!,Jo!,girls!
Blair walks down as herself again.
Blair: What a wonderful day Mrs.Garrett!
Jo:What the hec was I thinking!
Mrs.G:Girls!you're back thank heavens!,and don't
you ever pull a stunt like that again.
Jo: We won't.
B: Never again.
Announcer:Or will they,the mysteries of Jo and Blair,
their true indenties are so simple ''Beware!''
( Twilight Zone Music Plays)
The End

[james_baby87]

That was great!

[Blair_Warner02]

That was awesome!