tonights eps

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

some funny quotes from tonights eps:
unplanned parenthood-
rebecca- (talking about carlas kids) they super glued the dryer door shut.
sam- i got you out!
rebecca- im still dizzy. lol :lol:

bar wars VI-
sam- its not over yet gary i'll find something to scare you.
woody- (gives him the bloody thumb)- here use this.
sam- yeah ( chases gary out of the bar) bloody thumb bloody thumb! lol

got anymore???

[onefortheroad]

unplanned parenthood
gino: i'm ready for my bath ms. howe, and i'm a dirty, dirty boy...hehe...
rebecca: AHH!

bar wars V
rebecca: the kid has a bag full of snickers and he gives me a tootsie pop...

[Teddy02]

Fraiser: Yes Lilith used it on me last Halloween. (he said something along those lines)

Lilith: He he he

[DianeChambers87]

(the lights go out)

Voice: Be afraid...be very afraid

Sam: is that uh...a prowler or is it one of Carla's kids?

Rebecca: ooooohhh I hope it's a prowler!

[NORM]

Rebecca: I am gonna be the one whos all bloated, I'm gonna be the one who gains all the weight. and up all night eating icecream and pickles, and I'm gonna be the one up vomiting all morning.

Norm: Yeah try that with Vera standing over you "you gotta clean up your act mister"



Rebecca: kids got a bag full of snickers and he gives me a tootsie pop.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[CheersChild4life]

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
(the lights go out)

Voice: Be afraid...be very afraid

Sam: is that uh...a prowler or is it one of Carla's kids?

Rebecca: ooooohhh I hope it's a prowler!

Me and my friend love that qoute she only watches the show occasionally but that one she loves so I had to tape it for her

Rebecca- kids got a bag full of snickers and he gives me a tootsie pop.

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

heres another one:
bar wars V

norm: lst year we sent cliffy over wearing a speedo.
paul: they were screaming like banchis!
cliff: well i was making a funny face. LOL

[onefortheroad]

cliff: hey! who told the atmosphere to talk?!

frasier: you just don't have a clue, do you kelly?

:rotflmao:

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

referring to where have all the floorboards gone and head over hill:

head over hill quotes:

norm- you cant ride a horse ur afraid of horses! cliff- how do you know that? norm- ur afraid of the little carosal in front of the mall (im not sure if thats rite) cliff- that was a safety issue!norm- that explains why u were screaming stop! stop! we're all gonna die!

carla- sam calm down ur supposed to forgive me! sam- how can i forgive u when you slept with that evil little dwarf!

sam- so carla where are ur kids? carla- how should i know its only 1 am. :lol: