Seinfeld FanFic

[Zone1]

I went to the fan fiction(ff) board, and there was no Seinfeld ff. I read some of the other ff, good stuff IMHO.

My question is : Does anyone mind if I write some here? I will be back days later to post it if its ok that is.

Thanks, I am new here @ the Seinfeld board, I like it here.

I post @ the Twilight Zone board, its cool there too.


Well thanks again.

I love Jerry, George, Kramer, Neuman,Elaine,etc...

[sinatrastar]

Welcome - write anything you want. This place does not appear very active as it seems I am the last poster for every thread lol. Could it be that the Show About Nothing is fading into the background???

[Brian Damage]

I'm looking forward to reading what you wrote.

[Zone1]

Thanx for the warm welcome, my story is named
" Jerry squared", about a a man who is a dead ringer for Jerry.
I will return when I get time.
Thanx again, c u soon

[Zone1]

Man have I been busy, thats why this is late
If this is unoriginal in nature, I apologize,I am trying to get the flavour of the show.
( Any resemblance to actual person or situaton othrwise is coincidence)

Sorry if my jokes are NOT funny,this is my first time attempting to write sitcom.

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Jerry Squared
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We see Jerry doing his usual stand up opening monologue, in the spotlight.

" Why is it that in soap operas, twins that come to visit are always 'Evil'?, Why cant for once the twin come over and say' Hey I am here to clean your room, detail your car, and take your abuse from the boss for a week?"
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Monks Diner

George and Jerry are sitting at their usual booth, Jerry is wearing a nice dark suit, George is looking methodically at his coffee cup.

" Jerry, why is my coffee so black?" George inquires
" George, did'nt you know this is 'Get George week', the waitress is out to get you" Jerry laughs " George, you have gone overboard this time, forget the coffee, look, here is my house key, watch my place for the weekend, I have a gig out of town, can u do me a 'solid'?"

" Does'nt Kramer have a key? Can't he watch your pad?" George says annoyed.

"Pad? Who uses 'pad' anymore? Anyhow, yes, he has a key, but have you forgotten the incident where he forgot to lock my door and I was robbed?" Jerry asks.
" So did you ever get your messages from your machine" George chortles out." Ok, I see the problem, you know you can count on George"
Jerry looks unassured and says limply" Yeah... oh theres my cab, thanks for the assist,pal"

Jerry runs off, suitcase in hand, George first goes to his parents place to tell him he is gone for the weekend, his parents celebrate, then he leaves.
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New Scene: Jerry's apt.

George unlocks the door whistling the theme to " WKRP in Cinncinati"
He enters, and closes the door behind him , slaps his hands together in triumph.

Out from the bedroom walks a doppleganger of Jerry, his hair is slicked back, and he smiles " Georgie, pal of mine, how are you?"

" Jerry, I thought you had a gig out of town?" George responds in utter shock.

" Georgie, oh things changes" Jerry 2 curls his lips up more and pats his oiled head.

" Oh,ok, but lighten up on the 10w40, ok? " George says ( yet still befuddled).

" At least I got hair-er- Georgie sit down, watch the tube" Jerry 2 says.

The doorbell rings, Jerry 2 answers, its Neuman.

Neuman says pleasantly " Helllo, Jerard"

Jerry 2 responds pleasantly " Hellllo, Mr Neuman"
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More to come later,

Pls give comments or criticism, thanx