favorite quotes

[FrithFan89]

these are just a few of my favorite quotes

(this is right after lilith and the others from the bris storm in in for real men only)
Lilith: wheres my husband? wheres my baby?
Norm: (push's lilith aside) wheres my beer?

(this is right after they find the see the sharks in sam ahoy)
Carla: maybe if one of us jumps in and distracts the sharks then maybe sammy and i can swim to safty
Norm: i never liked you Carla

(after norm walks in and i can't remember the episode)
norm: hello everybody
everybody: Norm!!!
woody: hows life treating you mr.peterson
norm: it's a doggy-dog world out there and i'm waring milk bone underware

forgive me if there not all correct

[DianeChambers87]

Originally posted by Chekadude
these are just a few of my favorite quotes



(after norm walks in and i can't remember the episode)
norm: hello everybody
everybody: Norm!!!
woody: hows life treating you mr.peterson
norm: it's a doggy-dog world out there and i'm waring milk bone underware

forgive me if there not all correct

Um..they were all fine until that last one:

Norm: Good Afternoon everybody.

Everybody: NOOORM!!

Woody: Hows life treating you Mr. Peterson?

Norm: It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and im wearing milk bone underwear
~Maria

Picture: I'm Finally in my DIANE section....it will be a while before any other characters...lol!!;)

[NORM]

Norm: Afternoon everybody

Everyone: NORM!

Sam: Hey Norm hows life treatin ya

Norm: It's a dog eat dog world sammy and I'm wearing milk bone underwear


Fav cheers quote:

Sam: Wanna beer Norm

Norm: does a ragdoll have cloth knobs

Carla: Hey Norm there is a lady present

Norm: Oh sorry Diane

hehehehehe.

[DianeChambers87]

Originally posted by NORM
Norm: Afternoon everybody

Everyone: NORM!

Sam: Hey Norm hows life treatin ya

Norm: It's a dog eat dog world sammy and I'm wearing milk bone underwear


Fav cheers quote:

Sam: Wanna beer Norm

Norm: does a ragdoll have cloth knobs

Carla: Hey Norm there is a lady present

Norm: Oh sorry Diane

hehehehehe.
yea after i wrote that last thread i was like "something is wrong!" and i thought it was Sammy, but i guess since chekadude put woody i got a lil confused:crazy:

~Me

Picture: Diane Chambers!

[FrithFan89]

yea i wasn't sure the last one was right but it was funny any way

[FOLN@NFan]

hey chekadude...where'd u get that pic of the bull and finch w/ the Cheers sign hanging up...and its not the original sign

[FrithFan89]

i know i got it on a google image search i just thought it was neat

[DianeChambers87]

Hello everyone:) ,

My two favorite quotes from last night were both from Sammy:

Bar Wars IV (I think it was four?):The return of Tecumseh~

"Gentlemen we're at war"


The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec~

"Now girls remember no matter how much I beg you don't scratch"

[CarJackSnyder]

Sam:Diane i want u to come see what i have mastered in my office.

Diane: oh, don't tell me u've finally mastered the stapeler.








everybody:NOORM!!!!

Sam: Whats up Norm??

Norm: My nipples its freezing outside

[DianeChambers87]

Originally posted by #1DianeChambersfan
Sam:Diane i want u to come see what i have mastered in my office.

Diane: oh, don't tell me u've finally mastered the stapeler.


Yea, I love that one too!!! My favorite Sam and Diane episode where to me it's all one favorite Quote lol is as you can tell by my signature "Power Play" !!! That is one of the best episodes because it's the essence of Diane and Sam playing with each others minds!!

[CarJackSnyder]

yeah that is one of my favorites too.

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

my fave quote-

(talking about a picture that every one thinks looks like two dogs getting "friendly")
sam- does that picture give you an idea of how to thank me?
rebecca- yeah, next week we're all gonna chip in and get you fixed!

[Ria]

Speaking of Sam and Diane playing w/ each other's minds. . . . My favorite (today) is "Frasier!" from "I Call Out Your Name." ;)

[CarJackSnyder]

My favorite (today) is "Frasier!" from "I Call Out Your Name OMG!!! i love that episode!!! especially that part!!!!LOL :lol:
~Torie~

[DianeChambers87]

Diane: (pationatly) Fraiser... (smiles) ooooops!

lol omg I love that episode I have it on tape.Lol she loves to screw with his head so much!!! Well then again so does he cause he's like "Do you Want me?" lol I love it when she figures it out and she doesn't know what to do and like runs and gets a lamp puts it down picks up the phone slams that down and then just grabs Sam by the collar and lets him go and then she just sits down! lol its great. I love it when Fraiser says "He must have deduced it" and Diane goes "Oh please" and Sammy (hes soooo adorable) goes "hey! Im good at deducement!" lol!!!


picture: BTW I already posted this picture but since it's of that moment where she goes "ooooops" lol you can see it on her face im posting it again.

[CarJackSnyder]

oh i know just thinking of that episode makes me laugh!!!LOL:lol:

[Ria]

"I was looking for some insight. . ." "Insight?! From a man whose idea of intellectual stimulation is to count along w/ Big Bird?" Hehe. :)

I also really love the scene at the end of Showdown. I seriously think that they could not have done a better job writing Sam and Dianes first (intentional/consensual) kiss. (See Maria, I didn't want to upset you by calling that their first kiss, which we all know was in "Sam at Eleven" ;) ).

[DianeChambers87]

lol thank you! BTW Ria I couldn't agree with you more about "Showdown", I still remember the first time I saw it! I was in shock it was so frustrating for me because I was like sitting there probably at like 12:30 at night on the edge of the seat waiting, shouting at the tv "kiss damn it kiss!" it was great!! For me the most un-expected line of the entire series was "Are you as turned on as I am?" and then the most surprising line of the entire series was "MORE!".

Of course it is one of the most popular Cheers quotes, but keep in mind that for me I actually saw cheers from episode #1 so I had only seen most of the episodes from the first season, because camp Nick at Nite didn't air all of them (although I have to admit they did a pretty good job of airing most of them, and it is because they had it divided into two nights "the Diane Years" and the "Rebecca Years". If it would have been one night they would have skimmed through the entire series....and left me a very confused individual! lol) so I was "familiar" with Cheers, but I wasn't at all sure of where things were going to go! So that one moment took me completely by surprise, like it's meant to be taken.

~Maria

Picture: "She'll do it"

[Ria]

I think I had seen the kiss part before I saw the actual episode, but my reaction was totally different when I saw the entire show in the context of the first season--it was just such a perfect move from the flirtation into the relationship. (Also, it was the first episode of Cheers I ever taped.) I'd say the same for the breakup scene in "I'll Be Seeing You." The whole thing where they pull each other's noses is funny, but by the end of the scene, they show some pretty deep emotions. The end, where Sam looks at the painting was soooo incredible. I actually don't watch that episode much though b/c I feel bad when I watch that scene.

[DianeChambers87]

Yea...See ok for "I'll be Seeing You" yes, it was completely unexpected way for them to break up, but it was also a very sad episode. I almost cry every time in that scene where she's with Samenko and she's says "Sometimes he hurts me, and seems to like it" OMG for some reason every time I see her deliver that line it makes me want to cry. I didn't like Sam too much in that episode, he was an a$$hole when she was trying to be sincere with him....and I couldn't believe he hit her.......omg and then the worst well I don't want to say "worst" because the episode was brilliantely written, but the saddest part was when she goes:

Diane: You hit me!

Sam: Well not hard.

Diane: what does that mean "Not hard" ?

Sam: It means not as hard as I wanted to! (<---- OMG when he said that I screamed out "you bastard!")


Then I was so frustrated when he sees the picture and just goes "wow" ughhhhh!!! I wanted him to run after her!!!! lol

Picture: yes this could be considered a Diane but it isn't because it is titled "Shelley's autograph" lol

[CarJackSnyder]

i almost cry when i see that episode too!!!! i always get so mad at sam for not running after!!!! when she walks out i throw my pillow at the t.v!!! then after he sees the pic i start screaming run after her u idiot!!!!!:mad:

[DianeChambers87]

Sam:....Turning my bar into something Diane would have liked


Norm: ...but I'm Norm...


Sam: He towed my vette!!!!


Sam: Not you NORM!! Carla get back here!!


Sam: Look what I did! I stole all his dinner mints!!


Carla: 10 bucks says he goes ballistic by midnight!
Norm: I say 11


Fraiser: Somewhere in Belgium there is a very confused Chocolatier.


Carla: (extends her hand out for the slegde hammer) Sam just let me have it.
(drops it on Rebecca's foot)
Rebecca: Oowwww


Sam: God your EVIL


Sam:...and I am going to write in the memo YOUR NOT GOD!!!


Sam: This is the matt from hell


Sam: Burn donald burn!! Hmmm.. this is a pretty good mattress


Norm:Gary's Old time Tavern opens a half an hour before you do
Sam: and how do you know that norm?
Norm: Hey! Who's on trial here?!


Woody: Mrs. Howe I've been to your apartment...take the cow..


Sam: If I don't cut it up I loose my little card thingi


Norm: If we wait like a couple of hours we can snag a free dinner.

[Ria]

I loved it when Norm flipped out over the stool--such a great scenario. :)

[DianeChambers87]

I know!! lol that so good! he couldn't understand...he was like but im Norm....

That was funny though how he pretends to have chest pains and then falls to the floor and gets back up and sits on his stool!

I love this episode though because it is one of the few episodes after episode#121 where you see Sam really flip out and show is bulging crazy eyes!! lol three things that will make sam flip out:

1) Cheers is in trouble

2) Diane

3) his Vette

[Ria]

You're really attatched to Sam's crazy eyes, huh?! :crazy: He always does that hand motion too--the one he was doing in Showdown when he told Diane he was going to bounce her off every wall in the office.

[DianeChambers87]

YES!! OMG!! lol He gets all stiffened up and his shoulders and arms lock in that position!! his jaw locks and he pulls his bottom lips down and reveils his bottom teeth!! then come the eyes:crazy: !!!! finally since he's just locked in that position he starts kind of hopping around!! cause he's so mad he doesn't know what to do!! lol!! OMG that is the classic Sammy is on the verge of insanity mad!! lol

[DansonQueen]

I've always loved the "dog eat dog world" quote, and just a sidenote on it...
I graduated this past week, and our schools valedictorian used that quote in his valedictory address as the "quote for the evening" I was so happy when I found out he was going to do that, and he got the whole room laughing. Leave it to Cheers to brighten up the ceremony :)

[lilith/frasier]

my top 3 would be

when lilith and carla are talking about there husbands fantasys then carlas like
carla:by the way all that stuff i said i was just kidding
lilith:uh so was i
carla:sure mommy (the runs and is like) hey guys quess wat
lilith:carla carla (starts running)

last night episoed
(carla is giving lilith all these toys)
lilith:carla these toys are totally in apropid (then she says stuff about a child having some kinda promblem if they had these toys then frasier walks in and sees the doll)
frasier:cool spark head(then runs around with it)
lilith:see do i really want my kid to grow up like that

k last one episode with john hill
(sam trying to mess up the mat and gets a mach
sam:burn dunold burn
hey it wont burn i no wat ill do ill take it home for my self(puts it under hes shirt)
to funny i thinks i messed some up though

[NORM]

yeah. Sam picks it up and trys to rip it. no go.

Carla: That's it Woody who won?

Woody: The lucky winner is our new friend and neighbor Jon Allen Hill.

Sam: What! He gets paid 200 dollars to make me crazy!

Sam runs over and beats the mat with his sledge hammer.

Carla: Your not putting a dent in it Sam

He runs and grabs the lighter

Sam: Burn Donald burn. It won't burn. (out of breath) hey this is a pretty good mat.

Stuffs it under his shirt

Sam: you know what. I'm gonna take it home. And I'm gonna bring in a crappy mat, the ones that wear out real fast, so he'll have to replace it himself. HAHAHA. I WIN!

Not perfect but you get the idea.:)

[DianeChambers87]

Sam: whew, I just had a flash that I got the electric chair for killing you

Diane:don't be silly massachusetts doesn't have the death penalty

Sam: hmm...no death penalty huh?

Diane: uhhh but umm.. I'm sure they are going to reinstate it in fact I am going to go campain for it now

(she starts running sam starts running after her)

Diane: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[ILoveCheers]

These aren't on the money but...

Rebecca: (something like) "Look it's the Mayor! And he's got a little plaque!"
Woody: Well, maybe if he remembered to brush twice a day he wouldn't have that problem." The episode when Cheers celebrates it's 100th anniversary.

Also:
Frasier: "You are emotional infants!"-refering to Sam and Diane, that whole speech he makes is great, but I always liked that line.

And:
Fredrick: "Norm!"
Lilith: "He said Mommy!"

[wizard12]

SAM: Whatta' you up to, Norm?
NORM: My ideal weight, if I were eleven feet tall.

COACH: What's shaking, Norm?
NORM: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.

WOODY: Hey, Mr. P. How goes the search for Mr. Clavin?
NORM: Not as well as the search for Mr. Donut. Found him every couple of blocks.

SAM: What's up, Norm?
NORM: My nipples, it's freezing out there.

NORM: Sir, I will have you know that I cannot be bought, and I cannot be threatened, but you put the two together and I'm your man.

NORM: So, ah, what kinda' punishment ya get?
FRASIER: Oh, I'm not getting any.
NORM: Oh, you got off easy.
FRASIER: No. I'm not getting ANY.
NORM: No. You're getting off easy.

NORM: I'm going to save the Hungry Heifer!
FRASIER: Well, what about dieting, exercise, making a baby with Vera?
NORM: Phfft. You do it.

NORM: Yeah, it gets funnier every time you mention it, Cliff. It was funny when you sent me over that crate of bananas. Really funny when you started having my mail addressed to CHEETAH. Ya' know Cliff you just keep getting FUNNIER and FUNNIER. You get any funnier, I may have to KILL you!

NORM: How did you become a mailman, anyways? What, did you flunk out of tollbooth school? ... You know why dogs hate mailmen? They just wanna be like everyone else.

I found a whole site of Norm quotes. I took my favorites from there. Here is the link.
http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/cheers/norm/misc.htm

[NORM]

"Woody for Hire meets Norman of the Apes". One of my favs.

[DianeChambers87]

Sam: would you tie my shoozie woozie?

[DianeChambers87]

Diane: Call me crazy

ALl of them: Your Crazy

[barwars]

Coach: Crazy Carla? Crazy like a doorknob.



Diane: Thank you Mr. Quickpants!

[DianeChambers87]

Coach: This is What? The 1980s?

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

rebecca- how dare that man say i have an emotional problem! I'd like to meet him in a dark alley with a cleaver!

[NORM]

hmmm....I believe the line is

Coach: This is the 19..what..80's?


hehehehehehe:)

[DianeChambers87]

Originally posted by NORM
hmmm....I believe the line is

Coach: This is the 19..what..80's?


hehehehehehe:)

ooops...hehe Thank you steven ;) :D

[ConservativeBalla]

You know, I've never liked this show because I'd never sat down and watched it. But then, a couple of weeks ago, I watched it a fe wtimes, and it's VERY good/funny.

Anyway, my favorite quote so far is the episode where Woody*, Cliff, Frasier, and Norm go to a drive-in movie and watch "Godzilla". They had been in a Convertible, they tried to bring the top up, but it got in the way and blocked the people behind them. Norm said something like, "Shut up, butthead!" when the people behind him honked because of the Convertible top, and the person then got out of his car and came up to Norm in the convertible, At the end of the episode, a police officer is walking away from talkign with Cliff:

Cliff: Thank you, officer. (Maybe cliff didn't say this, I dunno.)
Police: No problem, and if you need us again; do what you did last time; lean on the car horn and yell "They're coming to get us!!"

It's funny because we never see Cliff do this, and the mental picture you get from this is hillarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*was Woody's name "Woody Harrelson" IN the show?

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

*was Woody's name "Woody Harrelson" IN the show?

No his name is Woody Boyd in the show. Woody Harrelson is the actor who plays the Woody in Cheers.

[ConservativeBalla]

K. 'Cuz, I knew it was "Woody Harrelson" that played "Woody", but I had never heard Woody's (in the show's) last name, so I was just curious. Thanks.

[DianeChambers87]

Carla: UH- oh Sammy's in trouble with ms. Chambers again..

[DianeChambers87]

Sam: the first time you saw me you undressed me with your eyes.



Sam:Hey I don't like the idea of some guy thinking that my squeeze as a sex object.

[david&maddie4ever]

Sorry if I repeated anybody else's quotes. I didn't read them all. Here goes...

Diane: Culture's wasted on you. Oxygen is wasted on you.

Sam: Would you like to join me? It's quiet, empty, dimly lit...
Diane: Ahh, much like your mind.

Diane: (...after Sam gives her some corny pick-up line...) "What amazes me is that there are women upon whom this works, and they're allowed to vote and drive cars."

Sam: Why don't you come here? I want to show you something I've, uh, triumphed over.
Diane: Don't tell me you've finally mastered the stapler.

Sam: Maybe she's playing hard-to-get, but hard-to-get for me used to mean I had to sit through dinner.

Sam: I think you and Derek would make a great match.
Diane: Really?
Sam: Yeah. Both of you think you're perfect and one of you's right.

Sam: (referring to Diane, or course...) "Yeah, I know she's not perfect, and I know she talks too much, but there are times when I'm with her that she just...irritates the hell out of me."

Diane: (...after threatening to marry Derek...) "And this is alright with you?"
Sam: See ya at the wedding. Do I get to kiss the bride?
Diane: I think you know what you can kiss.

Sam: How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick?
Diane: I could write a book on the subject.

Sam: (...after trying to kiss Diane for the first time...) "I was swept away!"
Diane: Nobody who's swept away has the presence of mind to say, "Maybe we should kiss."

Sorry this post is a little long, but I have so many favorites! :D

Later. :wave:

david&maddie4ever

[Ria]

I'm adding a new one b/c Cliff has not been represented much here yet.

Cliff: The very letters DNA are an acronymn for the words 'Dames are not aggressive.'

Diane: They stand for deoxyribonucleic acid.

Cliff: Yes, well. . .parse that in the Latin declension and uh, my point is still moot.

Cliff's misuse of at least 5 different words in this quote cracks me up. And nobody ever corrects him!!

[NORM]

I'm adding a new one b/c Cliff has not been represented much here yet.

Cliff: The very letters DNA are an acronymn for the words 'Dames are not aggressive.'

Diane: They stand for deoxyribonucleic acid.

Cliff: Yes, well. . .parse that in the Latin declension and uh, my point is still moot.

Cliff's misuse of at least 5 different words in this quote cracks me up. And nobody ever corrects him!!

hahaha. Thats from "No Help Wanted". One of my favorite episodes.

[DianeChambers87]

I love "No Help wanted"

Sam: There are two areas of my life that I am very sensitive about people touching

Diane: And I haven't

Sam: Yes yes you've been very good about it.

[NORM]

Norm: (crying) I dont really wanna go Sammy.:(

Man that was sad.

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

I just watched Any Friend of Diane-

Diane- Rebecca's here.
Sam- Mother Russia?? I'm not here.

Sam- I was getting tired of sexy, beautiful, senous (sp?) women. I decided to go with pleasent :lol:

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

No Contest-

Sam- (reading Diane's speech) women pitted together in a public display of servitude hey I don't know what it means but it's making me hot :lol:

[DianeChambers87]

Adventures in House -sitting --

Rebecca: Sam! Get that mutt outta here!
Sam: What?
Rebecca:Get him out of here! Sheridons in the kitchen with Satan
Sam: This is no time for Folksinging!! Oh ok!

[MaydayMalonesGirl]

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Adventures in House -sitting --

Rebecca: Sam! Get that mutt outta here!
Sam: What?
Rebecca:Get him out of here! Sheridons in the kitchen with Satan
Sam: This is no time for Folksinging!! Oh ok!

:lol:

[cutiepi22]

OMG! i have so many favorites...ok here are some

Sam: You mean i have to propose to her to keep from going to jail where i wouldn't be going in the first place if she had said yea to any one of my three proposals?

Cliff: It is a cork in the Clavin family that we all have extra teeth. That is the only way we can prove that we are the rightful heirs to the Russian throne.
Frasier: So tell me Cliff, what color is the sky in your world?'


Coach: Cheers
Speaker: Hold on a second...Is there and Ernie Pantusso here?
Sam: That's you Coach.
Coach:Speaking

Sam: Your're not the only victims...what about me?
Diane: What about you?
Sam: Well I know you didn't take this job becasue you wanted to be a waitress.
Diane: Cretainly not...I wanted to explore and learn the American culture.
Sam: Bull..You wanted to explore Mount Sammy here.
Diane: What are you saying?
Sam: I'm saying you took this job cause I was here.. You had sex on your mind too.
Diane: That's not true..not entirely true.
Sam: How do you think it feels to know that the first time you saw me you undressed me with your eyes. You have no regard for my dignity as a man, an employer and you continuely tell me I have the brain of a cucumber...so what's left... you want your physical lust satisfied.... and that's where I come in....sulks his head down

[CheersChild4life]

:lol:

[DianeChambers87]

Sam: Your're not the only victims...what about me?
Diane: What about you?
Sam: Well I know you didn't take this job becasue you wanted to be a waitress.
Diane: Cretainly not...I wanted to explore and learn the American culture.
Sam: Bull..You wanted to explore Mount Sammy here.
Diane: What are you saying?
Sam: I'm saying you took this job cause I was here.. You had sex on your mind too.
Diane: That's not true..not entirely true.
Sam: How do you think it feels to know that the first time you saw me you undressed me with your eyes. You have no regard for my dignity as a man, an employer and you continuely tell me I have the brain of a cucumber...so what's left... you want your physical lust satisfied.... and that's where I come in....*sulks his head down*


I Love this quote!!! lol

[DianeChambers87]

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Diane: Call me crazy

ALl of them: Your Crazy

lol

Diane: Call me cute as a button

(they all are about to repeat it but then after a second thought don't)

Diane: Fine

=======

Diane: We shan't give up! Right?

The entire bar: we shan't!

(she laughs and swats her arm like saying "oh you"

[sniffmagikmarkrs]

" everybody sit boy girl boy girl, claven you can sit wherever you like"