Evolg&citna

[C Doody]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Then start your own thread and laff yourself silly.

I Dont wanna start my own thread, I Wanna laugh here.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I'm not that ugly. :cries: Damn people always trying to ruin my self esteem. IT'S LOW ENOUGH AS IT IS.

*grabs gun and shoots self*

No!!!! Chris!!!!!!

Damn you! You killed him!!!

[Georgia's on my Mind]

i feel dizzy

[*InThisMoment*]

they were just joking...:)

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ding second floor ladies apparel and luggage

Thank you, sir. *steps off to look for a new handbag*

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
i totally just ruined a pair of jeans...
Whatd you do soil them?:p

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
laff

An Amy-ism. :D

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Thank you, sir. *steps off to look for a new handbag*
:D

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


No!!!! Chris!!!!!!

Damn you! You killed him!!!

*Ghost of Chris appears and sends you messages telopathically*

It's too late now......But now I will be at peace and safer from further attacks. :)

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•

Whatd you do soil them?:p
that was low...

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
*Ghost of Chris appears and sends you messages telopathically*

It's too late now......But now I will be at peace and safer from further attacks. :)

*weeps* I will avenge!!

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by TheFonzIsCool
they were just joking...:)

I was too. You think I'd actually grab a gun and shoot myself?!? I fight fire with fire. :eek3:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

that was low...
Oh meangya Im leaving. I suggest everyone else takes a nap as well.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

that was low... http://a1008.g.akamai.net/7/1008/521/0410/www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/4316_01
actually i was going for that look

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


An Amy-ism. :D

She has a lot of positive affect on the boards. :D

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Sweet! I'll have to look for him. :) :D YES! Be like "Yoo don't know me, but I know Amy...she's the coolest person i know." Yep. That's me.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


An Amy-ism. :D :D

[Georgia's on my Mind]

ahhh my new sneakers...
no there kind of diffrent...

[dawsongirl]

I'm hungry. :p I should eat some salty chips.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
:D YES! Be like "Yoo don't know me, but I know Amy...she's the coolest person i know." Yep. That's me.

*nods*

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
http://a1008.g.akamai.net/7/1008/521/0410/www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/4316_01
actually i was going for that look

:lol:

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


:lol:
yeah i own those jeans, when you try to do something like that yourself...it doesnt work.

[dawsongirl]

I'll write that paper tomorrow.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I'll write that paper tomorrow.
:cool:

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

yeah i own those jeans, when you try to do something like that yourself...it doesnt work.

I'll have to remember that

[dawsongirl]

I need to dry my hair.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


*nods* :D

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Pop6SquishMoose (11:13:50 PM): i got over excited and spilled apple jooce all over me
Pop6SquishMoose (11:14:02 PM): well...on my blankie....same thing..
dtmste (11:14:39 PM): so have you just stricken the letter u from your vocabulary?

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

my blankies all wet!

[dawsongirl]

I think I'll go eat something. Night everyone!! :wave:

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

This song is bothering me.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I think I'll go eat something. Night everyone!! :wave: Night! :wave:

[Czas na Zywiec]

I think we need to get our first meeting started, I got frozen up again and when I come back, Cathy leaves. :mad:

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I think we need to get our first meeting started, I got frozen up again and when I come back, Cathy leaves. :mad: aww poory chrissy.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

i smell chocolate.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

*sighs* I miss Meghan....my old babysitter.......:( I'm talking to her now. Tomorrow's her birthday. YAY.

[Stormtracker TF]

I'm sorry if I made any of you mad earlier. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously, just laugh. Me & Chad were just joking around.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I think we need to get our first meeting started, I got frozen up again and when I come back, Cathy leaves. :mad:

:( And I thought you'd left. Stupid computers.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by TheFonz
I'm sorry if I made any of you mad earlier. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously, just laugh. Me & Chad were just joking around.

Don't worry. I've been insulted worse. And the joke just didn't make any sense, that's all.

[dawsongirl]

Okay...technically, I'm supposed to be working on my paper right now...but as you can see, I'm not. :p

[dawsongirl]

I'm tired. :p Mondays.

[dawsongirl]

Hmm...wonder if this will tell me anything...probably not.

Ehh...sorta

[dawsongirl]

It's supposed to be 88 today. Yuck.

[dawsongirl]

Alright, this makes no sense. Swift was Irish, so he was probably Catholic. Yet in this stupid essay, he wants to get rid of the papists?? That makes no sense!!!

[dawsongirl]

this thing is giving me a headache

[dawsongirl]

Ugh...I don't wanna buy someone's essay!

[dawsongirl]

:lol: I put in Jonathan Swift's religion and it gives me something on martians.

[dawsongirl]

Maybe he wasn't Catholic.

[dawsongirl]

Eventually he lost his reason and died insane.


And we have to read his crap????

[dawsongirl]

Okay, nvrmind. He wasn't Catholic.

[dawsongirl]

POST 300!

[dawsongirl]

OMG...these dudes over here are speaking some annoying language.

[dawsongirl]

Okay...I'm not getting back on here until 9 or 10...I swear. I have to get that paper done first. :p

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Okay...technically, I'm supposed to be working on my paper right now...but as you can see, I'm not. :p Yah I need to be doing my poetry project.....yea right.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

I should go clean up my room......in a few.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

bootyful fucked up man.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

yah yoo're werkin. building a mysteryyyyyyyyy

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

yep im going now.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

babie bye bye bye

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Okay, nvrmind. He wasn't Catholic.

Wasn't he born an Irish Catholic, then moved to England and converted to Protestantism? Then wrote about the injustices that the English committed against the Catholics. Yea, I found some info on a site that I went to before for my essay.

Jonathan Swift was born in Dublin. His father, Jonathan Swift Sr., a lawyer and an English civil servant, died seven month's before his son was born. Abigail Erick, Swift's mother, was left without private income to support her family. Swift was taken or "stolen" to England by his nurse, and at the age of four he was sent back to Ireland. Swift's mother returned to England, and she left her son to her wealthy brother-in-law, Uncle Godwin. Swift studied at Kilkenny Grammar School (1674-82), Trinity College in Dublin (1682-89), receiving his B.A. in 1868 and M.A. in 1692. At school Swift was not a very good good student and his teachers noted his headstrong behavior. When the anti-Catholic Revolution of the year 1688 aroused reaction in Ireland, Swift moved to England to the household of Sir William Temple at Moor Park, Surrey - Lady Temple was a relative of Swift's mother. He worked there as a secretary (1689-95, 1696-99), but did not like his position as a servant in the household. In 1695 he was ordained in the Church of Ireland (Anglican), Dublin. In Moor Park Swift also was the teacher of a young girl, Esther Johnson. He called her Stella and when she grew up she become an important person in his life. Stella moved to Ireland to live near him and followed him on his travels to London. Their relatioship was a constant source of gossips. According to some speculations, they were married in 1716. Stella died in 1728 and Swift kept a lock of her hair among his papers for the rest of his life.

After William Temple's death in 1699, Swift returned to Ireland. He made several trips to London and gained fame with his essays. Throughout the reign of Queen Anne (1702-14), Swift was one of the central characters in the literary and political life of London. From 1695 to 1696 Swift was the vicar of Kilroot, Laracor from 1700, and prebendary of St. Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin (1701). In Kilroot Swift met Jane Wairing, with whom he had an affair. For Swift's disappointment, she did not consider him a suitable marriage partner. Between the years 1707 and 1709 he was an emissary for the Irish clergy in London. Swift contributed to the 'Bickerstaff Papers' and to the Tattler in 1708-09. He was a cofounder of the Scriblerus Club, which included such member as Pope, Gay, Congreve, and Robert Harley, 1st Earl of Oxford.

In 1710 Swift tried to open a political career among Whigs but changed his party and took over the Tory journal The Examiner. With the accession of George I, the Tories lost political power. Swift withdrew to Ireland. Esther Vanhomrigh, whom Swift had met in 1708, and whom he had tutored, followed him to Ireland after her mother had died. She was 22 years younger than Swift, who nicknamed her Vanessa. In the poem 'Cadenus and Vanessa' from 1713 Swift wrote about the affair: "Each girl, when pleased with what is taught, / Will have the teacher in her thought." In 1723 Swift broke off the relationship. Ester had sent a letter to Stella, asking if she was married to him. Esther never recovered form his rejection. Swift's letters to her were published after her death.

From 1713 to 1742 Swift was the dean of St. Patrick's Cathedral. It is thought that Swift suffered from Ménière's disease or Alzheimer's disease. Many considered him insane - however, from the beginning of his twentieth year he had suffered from deafness. Swift had predicted his mental decay when he was about 50 and had remarked to the poet Edward Young when they were gazing at the withered crown of a tree: "I shall be like that tree, I shall die from the top." He died in Dublin on October 19, 1745. Swift left behind a great mass of poetry and prose, chiefly in the form of pamphlets. William Makepeace Thackeray once said of the author: "So great a man he seems to me, that thinking of him is like thinking of an empire falling."

Swift's religious writing is little read today. His most famous works include THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS (1697), exploring the merits of the ancients and the moderns in literature. The authors of renowned books take sides in the battle. Swift stated that "satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." A TALE OF A TUB (1704) was a religious satire. It has at its core a simple narrative of a father who has triplets and, upon his death, leaves them each a coat which will grow with them. Although the book was published anonymously, it established Swift's reputation.

In ARGUMENTS AGAINST ABOLISHING CHRISTIANITY (1708) the narrator argues for the preservation of the Christian religion as a social necessity. When an ignorant cobbler named John Partridge published an almanac of astrological predictions, Swift parodied it in PREDICTION FOR THE ENSUING YEAR BY ISAAC BICKERSTAFF. He foretold the death of John Partridge on March, 1708, and affirmed on that day his prediction. Partridge protested that he was alive but Swift proved in his 'Vindication' that he was dead. DRAPIER'S LETTERS (1724) was against the monopoly granted by the English government to William Wood to provide the Irish with copper coinage. In A MODEST PROPOSAL (1729) the narrator with grotesque logic recommends, that Irish poverty can solved by the breeding up their infants as food for the rich. When the actor Peter O'Toole read it - for some reason - in the reopening of the Gaiety Theatre in Dublin in 1984, several members from the audience departed. Swift has been labelled as a hater of mankind. "Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth, " Swift wrote in a letter to Alexander Pope. However, Swift defended ordinary Irish people against England's economic oppression and he was known as a prankster. He also had a philanthropical side. As a churchman Swift had spent a third of his earnings on charities and he saved another third each year to found St. Patrick's Hospital for Imbeciles in 1757.

It's kind of long, but explains it all.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Chris...guess where I went today....

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

:D Here's a cloo.

[vienna waits]

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
:D Here's a cloo.

*drools* i could just eat that picture of those cheesy fries.. MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM!

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
It's kind of long, but explains it all.

So that's what happened. Argh. Stupid, stupid man. And yeah, I'm here and it's not 9. :p

[dawsongirl]

I don't get these prudish people who won't even say "hell." Don't they realize they won't go there if they say it?? :bash:

[dawsongirl]

Son of a Bitching allergies. All I've done for the past hour is blow my nose.

[dawsongirl]

If it weren’t for her…my life would still be fucked up. Who the hell am I kidding?

There is nothing wrong with that. You could read that in any book. :rolleyes:

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by YearbookLoser


*drools* i could just eat that picture of those cheesy fries.. MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM! That's what I had for lunch today...not those exact fries...i ate those a few weeks ago.

[dawsongirl]

It's too hot out. :p

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
It's too hot out. :p I love it like this.

[dawsongirl]

*done with stupid paper...done with stupid paper*

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
:D Here's a cloo.

I have no clue. Walgreens? :crazy:

[Czas na Zywiec]

So the phone rings and I pick up the remote. :rolleyes:

[Czas na Zywiec]

I have four long ass assignments for Trig due tomorrow and then I have an exam over the chapter over Conics and I have no clue how to do any of this. To top that off, I have to make up 8 journal entries (Yes, for Trig). :)

So.......someone yell at me. Insult me...badly. I need to stay away from here all night so I finish it, but always get the temptation to come. So do whatever, make fun of me, use the angry smileys, and don't budge until 4PM tomorrow. Thanks. :)

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
So the phone rings and I pick up the remote. :rolleyes:

:lol:

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I have four long ass assignments for Trig due tomorrow and then I have an exam over the chapter over Conics and I have no clue how to do any of this. To top that off, I have to make up 8 journal entries (Yes, for Trig). :)

So.......someone yell at me. Insult me...badly. I need to stay away from here all night so I finish it, but always get the temptation to come. So do whatever, make fun of me, use the angry smileys, and don't budge until 4PM tomorrow. Thanks. :)

Only if you promise to do the same in a couple weeks when all my papers are due.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Only if you promise to do the same in a couple weeks when all my papers are due.

Well there's no way in Hades that this is going to be finished by me, but deal.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Well there's no way in Hades that this is going to be finished by me, but deal.

You're still here!! Get that Trig done, mister! I did my Jonathan Swift paper...you can do this. NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by Original Prankster


I have no clue. Walgreens? :crazy: Good job. No.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
So the phone rings and I pick up the remote. :rolleyes: that is SO something I would do

[dawsongirl]

:lol:

Okay, so there's this ad on the top of the page for bestsellersexchange.com. As in Best Sellers Exchange.

I read it Best Seller Sex Change.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

blah

[Georgia's on my Mind]

:eek: :( :eek: :o :mad: :( :(

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:lol:

Okay, so there's this ad on the top of the page for bestsellersexchange.com. As in Best Sellers Exchange.

I read it Best Seller Sex Change.
:lol:

[dawsongirl]

Yahoo groups continually pisses me off.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

the gory movie in drivers ed today was not entertaining

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Yahoo groups continually pisses me off.
clubs were better

[dawsongirl]

This filppin thing is so slow... :mad:

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
the gory movie in drivers ed today was not entertaining

eww

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

clubs were better

Yeah. I've also had it with these ad breaks.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


eww
yeah, people being scraped off the highway and thrown into body bags...i didnt need to see that

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Yeah. I've also had it with these ad breaks.
ahhh those are on so many websites lately, they are so annoying

[dawsongirl]

If this thing tells me it's unavailable one more time...

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

yeah, people being scraped off the highway and thrown into body bags...i didnt need to see that

nasty

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

ow pain.

[dawsongirl]

It's too bloody hot in here.

[dawsongirl]

Kazaa makes my computer very very slow....

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

I'm having way too much fun making LJ icons.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Kazaa makes my computer very very slow....

I don't even use the internet when I'm downloading songs. It would take like 5 minutes to load a freaking page on this site. I just pick about 3 or 4 songs I want to download and leave the computer one for like 3 hours while I watch tv or do homework or something. It takes like 1/2 hour with my dial-up to download like a 5 minute song.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I don't even use the internet when I'm downloading songs. It would take like 5 minutes to load a freaking page on this site. I just pick about 3 or 4 songs I want to download and leave the computer one for like 3 hours while I watch tv or do homework or something. It takes like 1/2 hour with my dial-up to download like a 5 minute song.

Same here. I should try that. I get so damn impatient.

[dawsongirl]

The fan on my computer is so loud!

[dawsongirl]

In 10 minutes, I must absolutely go study grammar. I must...

[dawsongirl]

Yea! I'm talking to myself again. :p

[dawsongirl]

:wave: Goodnight, no one.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
In 10 minutes, I must absolutely go study grammar. I must...

GO! STUDY! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!

[Czas na Zywiec]

I'm so overdramatic. The test in trig that was today didn't even cover half of the stuff I studied. I think I passed pretty much with a C or even a B. I panicked and was stressed all day for nothing really. Or maybe.......actually.........studying.....works?!?

Nah, can't be. ;)

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Amy doesn't study.

[shavelyLBC34]

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
Amy doesn't study.

I study and it does me absolutely no good. Psh

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

amy wynnnn

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
I'm so overdramatic. The test in trig that was today didn't even cover half of the stuff I studied. I think I passed pretty much with a C or even a B. I panicked and was stressed all day for nothing really. Or maybe.......actually.........studying.....works?!?

Nah, can't be. ;)

We'll see on Friday when I get the quiz back. I'd study one thing, then study something else, and forget the first thing. :p

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Vanderbilt might admire...no no not me, all i care about is love

[dawsongirl]

I need a mouse trap for this mouse. It's gonna die pretty soon. Anyone know what computer mice eat??

[dawsongirl]

I wish someone would haul that pile of junk out of the street. I hate our neighbors. They're stupid pigs. The cops tag the car for 7 day impound, and those darwin winners peel the tag off and leave the car in the street. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE PLATES!

[dawsongirl]

It smells like rain. :)

[dawsongirl]

I think I should look for sources at the library.

[Brian]

2500:D

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by BJL
2500:D

:D

[dawsongirl]

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Crystal....I rented 2 Mr. Bean moofies tonight.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!! Spring Break...yay.

[dawsongirl]

My participation level is down to 23. I think the lowest I've gotten it down to is 17. I'll never get it back to 100. I have a list of songs as long as my arm to dl.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
Spring Break...yay.

:p

Oh well, only 3 weeks left.

[dawsongirl]

How nice...I'm downloading a song and the guy leaves. Jerk.

[dawsongirl]

Because I told you before...You can't do that!

[dawsongirl]

This book I have to read sucks. Really really sucks. Feminist lesbian literature isn't really my thing.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
It smells like rain. :) its been raining on and off here.

[Brian]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!

I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!

Seriously, I do. It's so darn boring. Even watching TV and playing video games all day gets boring after a while.

BTW, how did you get a size 5? The highest I could write it is a size 4.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by BJL
BTW, how did you get a size 5? The highest I could write it is a size 4.

Just replaced the 4 with a 5. :)

[Brian]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Just replaced the 4 with a 5. :)

Like this?

[Brian]

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
its been raining on and off here.

It's raining here right now.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by BJL


Like this? Like that.