Funniest Quotes

[~Teddybear~]

Well, I can't think of any right now, but I'll post some later when I get some replies!!

[smoothe]

THIS WILL BE THE FUN PART!!
"CHELSEA! FOCUS! THE CAMERA!!!" :lol:

[.:Illusion:.]

EDDIE: Mrs. Baxter, may I just say how much I loved doing the assignment? But I'd like to change one little itty-bitty thing. CAN I SEE CHELSEA'S HOMEWORK?!?!?!

TANYA: Now, Eddie, that would be called CHEATING!

CHELSEA: That's not what he meant!

TANYA: Then what did he mean?

CHELSEA: I don't know.

RAE: GOTCHA! It was all a joke! We do that to all the new teachers on their first day! And there it goes!


RAE: GUYS!!!!!!!!! HANGIN' LIKE A BAT OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RAE: Eddie, relax. Chelsea and I took Spanish last year and, not to brag, but we did.

CHELSEA AND RAE: *Stomp, stomp stomp, snap* EXCELLENTE!

EDDIE: Huh?!

RAE: That's 'excellent' in Spanish.

EDDIE: Then why don't they just say that?!?!?! *Walks away.*


EDDIE: Did you just have a vision?

RAE: Uh-huh.

EDDIE: Did it have anything to do with me dating a cheerleader... and another cheerleader?

RAE: Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies!

[.:Illusion:.]

RAE: Ok, Chelsea! Let's tell the contestant and the folks at home what Eddie will be playing for!

CHELSEA: Eddie will be playing for a root beer. Yes! A root beer. Courtesy of your mom and dad! YES! Your mom and dad! Makers of you and Cory.

...

RAE: Okay, Chelsea! Let's see how he did!

CHELSEA: Well, on the bright side, Eddie, you knew that 'telephono' meant 'telephone!

EDDIE DOES THE HAPPY DANCE!

RAE: Oh, but contestant that's where your luck ran out! See, we dont cook in the garbage! And we don't sit on a shoe! And, oh, while you're sitting on that shoe, you can have a nice cold glass of tuna!