favorite wally quote

[AndreAA]

what is everyone's favorite wally quote?

[tdr]

I don't think I have any one favorite quote from Wally, but it's always been a major point of my liking for the show that the characters all had their own simple ways of expressing their philosophies.

In Wally's case, a few that I like:

"Beaver, I know what you're goin' through, because all the trouble you're getting in-- I've already been in"

"Ya want a hunk o' milk?"

"Beaver asked Dad to help him with his homework on a Saturday night? Either he's up to something or he's going flaky!"

"Well, with some girls, when I'm eating, I'd rather be dancing. But with other girls, when I'm dancing with them, I'd rather be eating."

"What happened, Mom? Did Aunt Martha flip her lid?" [June had just told Aunt Martha on the telephone that Ward was coming to pick up Beaver to cut short his visit because 'little Benji' thought Beaver had been turned into a rock. June yells, "Wally-- you get right out of here!"

[BeavLover]

Originally posted by ladyana
what is everyone's favorite wally quote?
I love the episode where Fred takes a photo of Violet kissing Beaver on a picnic, and then he has it put on the cover of the office magazine. Violet calls Beaver on the phone, but Beaver won't come out of his room, and says to tell her he's dead. June politely tells Violet, "Violet, I'm sorry, but Beaver is unobtainable at the moment, may I take a message?........OK, thank you, good-bye."

Wally: "Gee Mom, I wish I could do that."

June: "Do what?"

Wally: "Give somebody the brush off and make it sound like you're doing them a favor."

[*InThisMoment*]

well theres a lot of em' wally had a lot of great lines on the show! but heres some...

Wally:ya want a hunk of milk?

well there was one episode were wally was talking about manners when ward and june were at the store or some thing and he's like when your in high school ya gotta have manners as he's pooring some milk in his glass theres some left in the milk container and he drank it!. i always bust out laughing when he does some thing like that! and theres proably ALOT more...

[*InThisMoment*]

oh yea and of course the last one in my siggy...

[BBF]

This is from the same ep as the quote in fonz's siggy:

WALLY: Why don't you let me talk to him? He might listen more.
JUNE: Wally, what a thing to say.
WALLY: It's just that when you're talking to him dad, he knows he's not gonna get clobbered, but with me he never can tell.

and another "manners" quote:

JUNE: Wally! Don't they teach you any manners in school?
WALLY: That's funny mom, at school they're always askin' if they teach us any manners at home.

[Corvetteguy]

I might not get these word for word right but I will post them as best I can remember them.


(June tells Wally there is a boy at Beaver's school picking on kids).
Wally:" Do you want me to show the Beaver a judo hold that will bust a kids arm ?


(Wally is telling Ward about what he got June for her birthday)
Wally:"I got her a real neat wallett. it's made out of pig skin and it's got a card she can fill out in case she gets ran over"


(June tell ward the tv set is broken)
June: " As Wally say's the tube goofed"


(June comes in after Beaver see's that she didn't wear his blouse he got her for her birthday)
June: "Wally I did a terrible thing"
Wally: "Did you bang up the car"

(Wally is telling June about the wallett he got for her)
Wally:" Oh yeah mom it's even got a secret compartment in case you get held up"


(Ward is yelling for Beaver to hurry up for dancing school)
Wally:" He'll be right down in a minute dad, Mom's digging the dirt out of his ears"

(Beaver finds Wally's costume for the school play and gets in a argument with Beaver)
Ward: 'What's going on here'
Wally: Dad he ripped my dress"


There are a lot more but I can't think of them right now.

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by Corvetteguy
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(Beaver finds Wally's costume for the school play and gets in a argument with Beaver)
Ward: 'What's going on here'
Wally: Dad he ripped my dress!"


There are a lot more but I can't think of them right now.

i LOVE that quote!!! :lol:

[BeavLover]

Here is another one that is only a one liner:

Wally and June are coming down the stairs at their newer home. Beaver is answering the door in his blue suit. Larry is at the door in his good suit and the two of them are about to go to dancing school.

Beaver opens the door and Larry comes in...

June: "Why, don't we have a couple of handsome young gentlemen here."

Larry looks around... "Who?"

Wally: "You two creeps!"

[BlueEyes]

I forgot how the first part goes, but...

"Being a parent sure is a job. I can't see how you can get through the day without laughin'!"

[HaskellGirl]

One of my favorite Wally quotes was said in tonight's episode. "Just because I'm brother, doesn't mean I'm automatically stupid." LOL!!!!:lol: