Roseanne DELETED SCENES

[garrettgam]

Post any scenes that you KNOW have been deleted from TBS or any other syndicated network.

When "The Lunchbox" first opens, on TBS it begins with Roseanne coming out of the back room and asking if Jackie got napkins. In the original airing, DJ comes out in a cow costume and Dan is even there. No wonder it sounds so weird at the end when Michael (playing Michael) shows up in the Alien scene and says that he didn't have hardly any lines. Judging by the Syndicated version, he had NO LINES except for those, when in reality he had some at the beginning.

Know any others?

Garrett

[cjmg85]

Anyone know of any more?

[Mr.Blue]

On the first Halloween Episode (trick or treat it could have been called) when Roseanne goes into the men's room and stands at the urinal and then she yells "Oh, its like an elevator". They show it in the clip show though.

[SchuminWeb]

In the episode where Roseanne takes over Darlene's Home Economics class for a day, there's a scene in the supermarket where Roseanne is at the checkout line with the class.

"Ma'am, you have more than ten items!"
"I've got like, twelve!"
"Well, ma'am, you'll have to go through another line."
"Well, I've got twelve girls here, and so I'll give each of them one item, and we'll be here for twelve years!"

Amusing scene that was cut off. A shame. Cut off at least on Nick at Nite.

Ben F. Schumin :-)

[DuhDuh539]

The Famous "Laurie Metcalf polishing her Emmy Scene" was cut out of "Dark Ages"

and in "Workin Overtime", When Roseanne asks D.J. why are there flowers in his painting, and where's Darlene, and he says "Thats Her Grave" The whole audiance laughs for like 15 secounds, and there's a lot clapping, but thats cut to like 5 sec of laughter....

[ktnkymom]

I have one-

In the episode 5.23, Glengarry, Glen Rosey, Nancy, Roseanne and Jackie are in a thrift store. Nancy is looking at baby items suggesting that she wants to get pregant by Roger.
At the beginning of the scene in the reruns you see a large man in a leather jacket strut out of the store.
In the original airing that man, Chris Farley, has a conversation with Roseanne about how the leather jacket looks on him before leaving the store.
I always wonder why they dont show that in the re-runs. Chris Farley was the funniest!

[LecyGoransonfan]

In the episodes We're In the Money and Language Lessons Booker and Crystal's parts are cut out. Actually I think Crystal is in We're in the Money but Booker isn't and how do I know he's in it? At the ending credits you see his name listed. Same thing with Language Lessons. In the last episode of the 4th season Crystal's part was cut out of there as well.