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Ms Garthe Knight
02-19-2003, 07:55 PM
I posted this on a Startgate SG1 board, but I thought you guys might want to read it too

About Jacks love for "The Simpsons." RDA is really a fan of the show, he says he hates to admit it but he watches it with his daughter.

It occured to me I can see why RDA loves "The Simpsons." Anyone remember the episode were Bart's aunt Selman was going to marry SideShow Bob and we find out in the episode that Aunt Selma and Patty are in love with MacGyver. I remember Selman was going to brake off the wedding if her husband to be didn't tell her he loved MacGyver. Here some quotes for the episode.

While kissing SideShow Bob
Selma: "Holy Free Holys! We've got 10 mins till MacGyver!"

Selma: "What did I miss?"
Patty: "MacGyver was wearing a tank top"
Selma: "DAM!" Selma kicks the chair
SideShow Bob: "But Selma I thought I was the only man in your life"
Selma: "Sit Down and Shut Up!!"

Selma: "I have given up smoking except for after meals and after MacGyver"

Selma: "That MacGyver's a genius"
SideShow Bob: "First of all he's not a genius, he's an actor. And second he's not much of an actor."
Selma: "Your Lying! Your Lying!" Selma runs off crying

Selma: "Love Me, Love MacGyver. We are a package."

She loved MacGyver so much she even didn't miss MacGyver while she was on her Honeymoon.

I don't watch The Simpsons. It happens to be on TV quite a bit here in New Zealand and that episode as be on so many times.