OK, so WHY did the chicken cross the road?

[Chocoholic]

www.chickenjoke.com

This site offers many theories as to why the chicken crossed the road. Personally, I always thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


LMAO

[Hollow]

Ive never gotten that joke.

[Sam Malone]

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
Ive never gotten that joke.
Because he had to get to the other side. Its not even like a real funny joke.. its like asking- Hey Sarah why did you cross the street? And youre like, to get to the mall LOl.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

i dont like...live chickens

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


LMAO

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[Kay Scarpetta]

Cause the chicken's a moron

[Ewan's My Man]

Originally posted by Miss Karly
Cause the chicken's a moron

:rotflmao:

[C Doody]

Cause Spiceworld was playing on the side he was on.

[~*Hannah_Lee*~]

Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?

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