O-Fish-E-Ell Hawain Vacation Thread

[C Doody]

Since the Valentines Day Party Thread was so much fun, Lets have anouther aprty, But this time a Vacation in Hawai. This one lasts longer than a day though, This ones a week! Have Fun!


*Plane arrives in Hawai with all the HD Board Members. Chad gets off the plane first as a Hula Girl puts the little Hawain thing around his neck*

[YoliUSA]

*now, Yoli steps down and is greeted by a Hawaiian surfer*

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

*Elvis Fonzie Dean senses a hot girl and digs her up from the sand*
Hot Hawaiin Girl:I've been waiting for you all my life.

[Stormtracker TF]

*TF gets off the plane and is greeted by a Hawian girl she puts on of those Hawian things around his neck*

[Cactus Jack]

*Comes to party with prankster items( rubber nose, squirting lfower etc*:lol:

[C Doody]

*Walks up to TF and ISGI*

Chad: What do ya say we go hit the beach and find some Chicks? :grineyes:

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

All the hot chicks in Hawaii stay with Elvis Fonzie Dean the whole time during the whole trip.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Walks up to TF and ISGI*

Chad: What do ya say we go hit the beach and find some Chicks? :grineyes:

*goes with Chad and TF to pick up chicks*

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Walks up to TF and ISGI*

Chad: What do ya say we go hit the beach and find some Chicks? :grineyes:
TF: Sure!
:seeya:

[YoliUSA]

I am the only girl here so, I have all the surfers to myself.:lol:

[C Doody]

*Bury Elvis Fonzie Dean in the sand as all 3 go looking for chicks*

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Bury Elvis Fonzie Dean in the sand as all 3 go looking for chicks*
*TF puts bucket over EFD's head*
TF: There! That should be enough,
*Walks Away*

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Wheres Marcia?
Shes over there getting leid by those Hawaiin boys.

:lol:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
Wheres Marcia?
Shes over there getting leid by those Hawaiin boys.

:lol:


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: LMAO I think I migth be the onlyo ne hwo getst hat one

[C Doody]

*Chad puts on Hawain shirt and sunglasses as him, TF and ISGI jump in a red convertible and drive looking for chicks as the Hawai Five O theme plays*

:lol:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Istillgotit



:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: LMAO I think I migth be the onlyo ne hwo getst hat one

Not Hardly :lol:

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

Originally posted by TheFonz

*TF puts bucket over EFD's head*
TF: There! That should be enough,
*Walks Away*

*smirks*

Elvis Fonzie Dean:Those fools...all the girls that are left are...average...or ugly.

*Elvis Fonzie Dean bursts out of the sands and goes after Chad and TheFonz but Bingo's surfing board with him on it lands on them from a wave by accident*

Bingo:Narly!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean


*smirks*

Elvis Fonzie Dean:Those fools...all the girls that are left are...average...or ugly.

*Elvis Fonzie Dean bursts out of the sands and goes after Chad and TheFonz but Bingo's surfing board with him on it lands on them from a wave by accident*

Bingo:Narly!
*All the girls on the Beach come over to Help TF Chad & Jack they take pitty on them. EFD pretends to be hurt but only one Chick comes to help him... A Fat married woman. :lol: :p )

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

Originally posted by TheFonz

*All the girls on the Beach come over to Help TF Chad & Jack they take pitty on them.

Robot girls don't count.

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean


Robot girls don't count.
Exactly. But there arent any on the beach. :p

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by TheFonz

Exactly. But there arent any on the beach. :p


:lol:

[AnaheimPMWitch]

YES AWESOME :)
well MELISSA shows up with her DATE
HIMMMMMMMMMM (*look down*)

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Heres Melissa's Date and the rest of the Gang :lol: Melissa's not in the Pic because she took the pic

[AnaheimPMWitch]

and Heres Melissa Posing Pretty For her Date
http://members.aol.com/caitlinmoore2002/images/famousmel.jpg (that is really me in Hawaii with my Grandparents a few Years ago when I went to california)









AND this one another pic of me Posing Pretty for My Date

[animalcrackers]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/54/039_4376.jpg

Tom: Animalcrackers, you're finally here. I missed you so much. I'll pick you up soon. Aloha.

[animalcrackers]

http://www.ultimatemagnum.com/Cajema/TCandTM.jpg

Oh Thomas, TC, how sweet of you. Well see ya in a week HD gang!

[animalcrackers]

THE BOYS ARE READY FOR SOME BEACH BLANKET BINGO!
http://www.cardmagnets.com/HappyDays/HDAYS72.JPG

[Barnabas1]

*It is 25F in Hawaii, and RMR opens window and refridgorator and steps over and dances with Lori Beth.*

[FonzForever]

I can't go. I don't have the vacation time! :(

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie gets out of the plane wearing a hawaiin shirt. She waves to her friends. Hey Gang!

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by animalcrackers
THE BOYS ARE READY FOR SOME BEACH BLANKET BINGO!
http://www.cardmagnets.com/HappyDays/HDAYS72.JPG



:love: Fonzie's so hot in that pic!!

[CollegeGirl]

*steps out of her private jet and looks around* Oh, it's so beautiful here! Now, what should I do first? *snaps her fingers and fifteen guys swarm toward her* These should keep me busy for a while. At least until my big date with Fonzie, anyway.

[Moonlight Lady]

A plane flys overhead and something falls out of it. The parachute opens, but, a trunk lands on the sand with a thud.

Good thing nobody was standing there.

The trunk opens and Ralph, Potsie, and Chachi pop up.

Katie runs over to Chachi and helps him out.

Potsie: Anybody seen Daisy?

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
A plane flys overhead and something falls out of it. The parachute opens, but, a trunk lands on the sand with a thud.

Good thing nobody was standing there.

The trunk opens and Ralph, Potsie, and Chachi pop up.

Katie runs over to Chachi and helps him out.

Potsie: Anybody seen Daisy?
TF: I don't think she has arrived yet...She'll be here soon. But I got a better Question where's Daphne? :confused:

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Melissa is sitting on the beach watching Erik Surf and talking to the Girls
Melissa: *to Katie and Yolisa* isnt he JUST hot?? Look at him GO
theres NO WAY you'll get me in that water though

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

Elvis Fonzie Dean:I can't wait till Gloria gets here.

*Gloria is sitting on a branch from a palm tree and pours a little sand on Elvis Fonzie Dean*

Elvis Fonzie Dean:You made it!

*Elvis Fonzie Dean climes up the palm tree to the branch Gloria is sitting on and makes out with her on the branch she was sitting on*

Gloria:Aloha.

[C Doody]

*Chad walks up to TF*

Chad: Daphne couldnt make it man...She said we can go ahead and have fun though, She'll see us when we get back.

[White_Daisy]

Everyone stops playing as they look overhead for a second. A helicopter, courtesy of Neiman Marcus (yes, they sell helicopters in their catalogs), lands. Daisy walks out decked head to toe in the most expensive clothing ever (Annie Klein anyone?). A Hula Girl rushes forward to put flowers on her.

Daisy: Darling, these are exotic flowers. I HAD SPECIALLY ORDERED DAISIES!!! I hate everything else. Remove them and this Hula Girl from my site immediately. I have been...displeased...

Chad: Where have you been?

Daisy: I was vacationing in the Fiji Islands. But I decided to cut that trip short and come tra la la over here. POTSIE, where is he?

Potsie: (running) I'm here, Daisy. I missed you...

Daisy: I'm sure, now take my bags. I can't tan anymore, I'll look positively disgusting.

TF: Is it just me, or is she acting like a really big....

Daisy: I heard that, And yes I am acting like one. Give me a few minutes to snap out of it (pause) Ah, much better. POTSIE! why are you carrying those? All of those bags are much too heavy for you. Let me take some.

Daisy walks off with some of the bags

Potsie: She's so...moody.

Daisy: I HEARD THAT!!!

*Pitiful right? Well, I'm here!!

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie: Well it's about time, The stores are calling us. Chachi will you take my bags to my room? I hope Lenny gets here soon.

[White_Daisy]

Daisy: I'm back. this is going to sound really girlish, but I don't have a thing to wear. Who wants to go shopping?

[YoliUSA]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Daisy: I'm back. this is going to sound really girlish, but I don't have a thing to wear. Who wants to go shopping?

I do. I have to buy a new swimsuit and some shorts for the beach lol.

[Moonlight Lady]

Yeah me too, I saw some great clothes in this shop down the street.

[White_Daisy]

Let's go shopping!

What's the store called?

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by animalcrackers
THE BOYS ARE READY FOR SOME BEACH BLANKET BINGO!


Tuscadero is perched in a tree, reading when she spots the boys. She lowers her sunglasses and looks up and says, under her breath: "Is that Ralph Malph in a bathing suit! WOW!"

He overhears, looks up and replies; "It's me baby...and there's plenty to go around for all of you girls! Even at the beach in Hawaii surrounded by tanned surfers...I still got it!"

Tuscadero rolls her eyes. "Here Ralph, have a coconut...and watch your head...whoops! Did I hit you?" *giggle*

[White_Daisy]

Who's up for a game of Beach Volley?

[Moonlight Lady]

I think it's called "The Island Closet"

[AnaheimPMWitch]

I WANNA go SHOPPING me me me
*Kisses Erik* i'll be back soon baby I promise
*To the other guys* take care of him make sure he doesnt go jumping off any cliffs are anything like that

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
I think it's called "The Island Closet"


:lol:

Katie, I lvoe ur avatar!!!!!!!:happyface

[Moonlight Lady]

Thank you, I wanted them to have Hawaiin theme.

Festrunks in Honolulu

:lol:

[Tuscadero]

Anybody care for a pina colada?

*carries large bamboo tray across sand, begins handing out icy drinks complete with cherries and umbrellas*

None for you, Howard....remember your diet!! ;)

[Moonlight Lady]

Ooh...Thank you, they're delicious.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
Thank you, I wanted them to have Hawaiin theme.

Festrunks in Honolulu

:lol:


LOL:lol: I LOVE the Festrunks!!!!!:lol:

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
Ooh...Thank you, they're delicious.

Thanks! I made them myself (is it me or are they a little *strong*?). Here, IStillGotIt...have one! Oh, and don't dunk that fake nose in your drink. ;)

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Thanks! I made them myself (is it me or are they a little *strong*?). Here, IStillGotIt...have one! Oh, and don't dunk that fake nose in your drink. ;)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AnaheimPMWitch]

We'll take one of those thank you Very Much (and who cares that Eriks underage i wont tell if You guys dont tell)

[C Doody]

*Sits in Small Restaurant that looks like Arnolds except no walls and it is built with bamboo.*

Chad: Ill have anouther Pineapple Juice Cal

Cal: NNNNNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by AnahiemPMWitch
We'll take one of those thank you Very Much (and who cares that Eriks underage i wont tell if You guys dont tell)

Here you go... (don't drink too fast, you'll get a brain freeze!). Oh, and I think we're all ageless in Hawaii....:)

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Here you go... (don't drink too fast, you'll get a brain freeze!). Oh, and I think we're all ageless in Hawaii....:)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[AnaheimPMWitch]

thanks Tuscadero
Melissa getting a little camera Happy took a Pic of her Honeeeeey
(quite fitting since the pic is from Celebrity Mole Hawaii)

[Tuscadero]

Uh oh...I think I need to ease off the pina coladas...Mr. C's beginning to look pretty cute...

"C'mere Howie!" *runs down beach chasing Mr. C*

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[*Melissa*]

*SF runs in wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a straw hat* SPRING BREAK EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whooooooooooohoooooooooo!

[White_Daisy]

Alright everyone, I'm planning the luau (or however you spell it) tonight! Everyone wants to come right?

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Alright everyone, I'm planning the luau (or however you spell it) tonight! Everyone wants to come right?

Definitely! ...Let's go get some grass skirts (the guys will be so cute in grass skirts, don't you think?) ;)

[White_Daisy]

Fonzie walks out wearing a grass skirt and his leather jacket...

Fonzie: WOAH...not cool :thumbsdow

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


the guys will be so cute in grass skirts, don't you think? ;)

Still drinking the pina coladas ay?

[Cactus Jack]

:lol: I guess so!!!!!!!!!!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean


Still drinking the pina coladas ay?
*Drunk* Well...There...REALLY GOOD! *Starts dancing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :happyface

[Cactus Jack]

:lol: :woohoo:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Sits in Small Restaurant that looks like Arnolds except no walls and it is built with bamboo.*

Chad: Ill have anouther Pineapple Juice Cal

Cal: NNNNNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
*Sit's with Chad*
TF: Chad...Is it just me or does everything in this place look very familiar...
Cal: Here's your Pineapple Juice...
Chad: Thanks
TF: I'd like a Pineapple Juice too.
Chad: Comming Right up...

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean


Still drinking the pina coladas ay?

There is no blood in my alcohol, ociffer! *Staggers* What day is it?

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


There is no blood in my alcohol, ociffer! *Staggers* What day is it?
TF: Boozeday...I MEAN TUESDAY! :eek:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by TheFonz

TF: Boozeday...I MEAN TUESDAY! :eek:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Istillgotit



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
WHAT YOU LAUGHING AT?????? :mad: *Starts chasing Jack like a madman*

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by TheFonz

TF: Boozeday...I MEAN TUESDAY! :eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Ugh...I think I need a cup of coffee! I feel like Marion the time she drank all of the sauce from the coq au vin!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


:lol: :lol: :lol: Ugh...I think I need a cup of coffee! I feel like Marion the time she drank all of the sauce from the coq au vin!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


:lol: :lol: :lol: Ugh...I think I need a cup of coffee! I feel like Marion the time she drank all of the sauce from the coq au vin!
CO-O-O-OFFEE???? I WANT PINA COLADAS! :mad:

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by TheFonz

CO-O-O-OFFEE???? I WANT PINA COLADAS! :mad:

Ahh, why not?! We're on vacation anyway...I'll mix up another round!

*snaps fingers as Potsie, Ralph, and Richie, dressed as cabana boys, scramble to prepare pina coladas*

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Ahh, why not?! We're on vacation anyway...I'll mix up another round!

*snaps fingers as Potsie, Ralph, and Richie, dressed as cabana boys, scramble to prepare pina coladas*
WOOO HOOO! :happyface

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Fonzie walks out wearing a grass skirt and his leather jacket...

Fonzie: WOAH...not cool :thumbsdow


Oh la la, Fonzie! *snaps a pic of him with a camera*

Fonz: CG, you come back here with that camera right now!

CG: *giggles* Awwww, but it's such a cute pic Fonz. Wait until we get it home and show.....

*Fonz snaps his fingers*

Fonz: *in a stern voice* CollegeGiiirrllll......

CG: Shucks, Fonz. I was just having a little fun. If you have to be so uptight about it...*CG starts walking slowly toward him with the pic, head hanging low. Suddenly, looks up at him, her eyes sparkle, and she takes off running in the opposite direction.*

Fonz: That's it! Cunningham! Malph! Webber! EVERYONE! GET HER! *everyone takes off after CG who is running like a leaf blown bya strong gust of wind.*

CG: Run as fast as you can. You'll never catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!!! :D

Katie: What?!

WD: She's finally lost it. *chuckles*

Chad: Finally? What do you mean finally? she "lost it" weeks ago, didn't you hear?

WD: :eek: Are you serious. *shakes her head* Tsk, tsk. Poor woman.

Fonz: *still running* That's just CG for you. I'm not sure she ever had it in the first place.

CG: I HEARD that!

Fonz: But, someone CATCH her! I can't let anyone see that pic. I have a reputation to uphold. AAyyy!

CG: *pauses momentarily* Al right, Fonz. I'll make a deal with you.

Fonz: The Fonz doesn't make deals.

CG: *tucks the pic- a polaroid-- into her bra* Guess you don't want the pic back, then.

*Ralph, who catches up to her finally, begins to reach his hand in to grab the pic*

Fonz: Maa-aaalph! what do you think you're doing?

Ralph: I'm getting the pic for you, Fonz.

Fonz: No, you're not.

Ralph: *stops and looks at Fonz* I'm not?

Fonz: *shakes his head* No, you're not.

Ralph: But, Fonz. I'm so close.

Fonz: You're close to having as broken nose.

Ralph: Eep!:eek: Y'know, I think I here a beach bunny calling me...*calls in a high-pitched feminie accent* "Ralph! Raaaalllph! We need you you little stud muffin..." Yep, their calling me! *dashes off toward the ocean*

Fonz: CG....

CG: Yes, Fonz?

Fonz: The picture *holds out his hand*

CG: *pulls the picture out of her bra and waves it teasingly through the air* You can have it back on one condition.
Fonz: The Fonz doesn't make conditions.

CG: *smiles* Fine. Fine. *looks at the pic* Oh, I can see the headlines now. "Arthur Fonzarelli caught..."

Fonz: Stop! OK, what's the condition?

Potsie: Fonz, you can't let her get away with that.

WD: Stay out of it, Potsie.

Potsie: But....

WD: Potsie.

Potsie: Yes, pookie.

CG: Fonz, I'll trade you one picture for one credit card.

Richie: *chimes in* You want his credit card? Why?

CG: I need to go shopping.

Richie: But, you have money.

CG: True. True. But, he has more. PLUS, he forgot our anniversary last week! It's been one week and he hasn't even so much as uttered the words, "Happy Anniversary." :crying:

Everyone: *gasps*

Richie: Aww, Fonz. How could you?


TF: Fonzie, is that true??

Tuscadero: Fonzie, how could you forget your own anniversary?

Yoli: I'm so disenchanted. The Fonz forgetting something so important. *heavy sigh*

Fonzie: Now, wait just a minute. Our anniversary wasn't last week. What're you trying to pull, CG?

CG: All right. So it wasn't our anniversary. But I really NEED to go shopping. I don't have any cool beach clothes. :(

Fonz: CollegeGirl, why didn't you just ASK me for money in the first place?

CG: Because I thought you wouldn't give it to me.

Fonz: *obviously angered by everything* CG, come over here.

CG: *not wanting to get closer while Fonzie is still angery* Uhhh....I'm right here Fonz. What do you need?

Fonz: Closer...*points to the floor space directly beside him*

CG: *takes a small step toward him, bringing her only half an inch closer*

Fonz: CLOSER!

*Startled, CG leaps toward him in one bound. She overestimates her jumps and knocks into him. CG grabs onto him so she doesn't topple over, and Fonz maintains his balance and holds them both upright.*

CG:You called?*sheepish grin*

*Fonz reluctantly breaks out into a grin at having his girl back in his arms. As he holds her, he looks into her eyes in an attempt to study her.*

CG: What are you looking for?

Fonz: I'm just trying to separate the impish side from the angelic side of you.

CG: *blushes* Oh?

Fonz: Do you have any idea how beautiful you are?

CG: *reddens even more and looks down at their feet* No....

Fonz: That's too bad. *leans his head toward her face until their lips meet. They take a minutes to communicate their passions through this kiss. They temporarily forget everything and everyone else around them, and are transported to a plane where only their love exsists*

Richie: *coughs* Ahem.

*Fonz and CG are abruptly torn back into reality*

Fonz: Whooahh...*slowly and reluctantly pulls his lips away*

CG: *blushes* Well, I should be going to a...well, I knew there was something I had to do. I just can't seem to remember it now.

Fonz: *pulls his wallet out of his back pocket* I think you were wanting to go shopping. *opens his wallet and takes a credit card out and hands it to her*

CG: Oh yes! *takes the card* Thanks, Fonz. *reaches for the pic* It's uhhhh...*looks again*.....It's gotta be here somewhere.....*continues searching* Fonz!

Fonz: CG! Don't tell me....

CG: Don't panic. It's got to be here somewhere! Someone help me look for it!

Chachi: OK....*begins peeling off CG's clothes*

Fonzie: *grabs Chachi by his shirt collar* Chachi!

Chachi: *blushes* I was just trying to help, honest!

Fonzie: Try looking somewhere else.

Chachi: Right Fonz!

*Everyone continues looking for the pic*

[Moonlight Lady]

Chachi: Hey Katie, let's go swimming!

Katie: Well I was gonna go shopp...ing..Okay, let's go!

Yoli: What about shopping?

Katie: I'll catch up with you in half an hour. We'll meet at the Island Galleria at the food court.

WD: Okay, c'mon ladies Charge...it!

[Barnabas1]

Ricky: C'mon Pots, let's go to the Island Galleria for lunch.
Warren: Okay Ricky, I'll drive.
Ricky: Why there's Katie, Yoli, and Daisy! Let's go eat with them.
Ralph: How are ya beautifuls, How are ya, How are ya?
Ricky: Mind if we join you?
Daisy: No, have a seat!

[Tuscadero]

Tuscadero sits on beach alone, looking around, spots Mr. and Mrs. C.

Marion: Hello, dear. Why don't you join us? Howard and I were just about to have a nice game of beach scrabble.

Howard: Are you cheating already, Marion?

Tuscadero: Um...thanks Mr. and Mrs. C, but I think I'll try to catch them before they leave....WAAAIIITTT FOR MEEEEEEEE!

[Stormtracker TF]

*Laying in the sand by the Beach*
TF: Ohhhh. I feel like I got hit by a car. I need some coffee...AND TACOS! :happyface
Chad: I'll go get you some.
*In the Tropical Hut Restaurant that looks like Arnolds*
Chad: You feel better Man?
TF: Yeah. :D I think I'm gonna go surfing. :)

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie: This place is great! We should stay here another week.
I'm not ready to go back to snow and cold.

WD: We should really, you know, stay another week.

Tuscadero: What about our jobs, our families, our pets.

Potsie: Yeah my father will kill me if I'm not home to shovel the driveway.

WD: Forgive me Pots, but your father's a jerk.

[White_Daisy]

Scene: Everyone's listening to Potsie sing...dream....drool.... anyway!

Potsie (singing) Everybody's goin' Surfin...Surfin USA.

Daisy spies CG's arm wrapped around Fonzie's waist.

WD: Hey CG. Unhook yourself. You've spent every moment of this trip with Fonzie

CG: And you've spent every moment without Potsie. Y'know, these are desirable boys. If we don't get them...

WD: Someone else will? Let's take a look at our guys. Fonzie's always with you. Potsie's too dumb to attract a bevy of girls. Ralph makes too many jokes and is being juggled between two or three girls, an all time high for him and Richie...well, I haven't seen Richie or Crystal all day so I'm thinking they're having their own little party.

CG: So you and Potsie are not...

WD: Well, we're together, but honestly, I feel like I have to cut him loose. I need a man with spunk.

CG: About what you said about Potsie before....

WD: You mean how no self-respecting girl could want to spend more than 5 minutes with him?

CG: Yeah...

WD: What about it?

CG: I don't know about one self-respecting girl, but..er...I can see about 6 who do.

WD: WHAT?!?!?!

CG: Turn around...

Daisy turns around to find 6 girls wrapping their arms around Potsie and leading him away

WD: hey...HEY!!! That's my man!! You let him go right now!! All of you!!!

The girls scatter as Daisy throws a hot coal at them. She turns on Potsie.

WD: Oh, of all the-

Potsie: You said you didn't want to spend any more time with me, you had....better things to do.

WD: Potsie, what I meant was-

Potsie: I don't care what you meant. I have feelings too. I won't be dangled from a string, waiting for you to roll me back up. And I can't take being yo-yo-ed around anymore.

WD: yo-yo-ed is not a word....

Potsie: See, you pick on everything I say. If you want such a smart guy, then look somewhere else!

WD: Potsie, I-

Potsie: You WHAT?

Daisy stares at him speechless for a moment till he turns away and stalks off

WD: He...just...yelled at me. Potsie Webber yelled at ME....no one's ever yelled at me before....and Potsie did...

CG: Angry?

WD: A little frustrated, but not angry...where's Chad and TheFonz?

CG: Last I heard, they went surfing?

WD: Ah....wait...weren't they drinking Pina Coloda's before?

CG: Yeah...

WD: Last I checked you're not supposed to go into the water after getting drunk....

CG: Hmmmm....

Daisy and CG turn to see the water. Two surfers are eaten up by a huge wave when they wipeout.

CG: Uh oh...

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Scene: Everyone's listening to Potsie sing...dream....drool.... anyway!

Potsie (singing) Everybody's goin' Surfin...Surfin USA.

Daisy spies CG's arm wrapped around Fonzie's waist.

WD: Hey CG. Unhook yourself. You've spent every moment of this trip with Fonzie

CG: And you've spent every moment without Potsie. Y'know, these are desirable boys. If we don't get them...

WD: Someone else will? Let's take a look at our guys. Fonzie's always with you. Potsie's too dumb to attract a bevy of girls. Ralph makes too many jokes and is being juggled between two or three girls, an all time high for him and Richie...well, I haven't seen Richie or Crystal all day so I'm thinking they're having their own little party.

CG: So you and Potsie are not...

WD: Well, we're together, but honestly, I feel like I have to cut him loose. I need a man with spunk.

CG: About what you said about Potsie before....

WD: You mean how no self-respecting girl could want to spend more than 5 minutes with him?

CG: Yeah...

WD: What about it?

CG: I don't know about one self-respecting girl, but..er...I can see about 6 who do.

WD: WHAT?!?!?!

CG: Turn around...

Daisy turns around to find 6 girls wrapping their arms around Potsie and leading him away

WD: hey...HEY!!! That's my man!! You let him go right now!! All of you!!!

The girls scatter as Daisy throws a hot coal at them. She turns on Potsie.

WD: Oh, of all the-

Potsie: You said you didn't want to spend any more time with me, you had....better things to do.

WD: Potsie, what I meant was-

Potsie: I don't care what you meant. I have feelings too. I won't be dangled from a string, waiting for you to roll me back up. And I can't take being yo-yo-ed around anymore.

WD: yo-yo-ed is not a word....

Potsie: See, you pick on everything I say. If you want such a smart guy, then look somewhere else!

WD: Potsie, I-

Potsie: You WHAT?

Daisy stares at him speechless for a moment till he turns away and stalks off

WD: He...just...yelled at me. Potsie Webber yelled at ME....no one's ever yelled at me before....and Potsie did...

CG: Angry?

WD: A little frustrated, but not angry...where's Chad and TheFonz?

CG: Last I heard, they went surfing?

WD: Ah....wait...weren't they drinking Pina Coloda's before?

CG: Yeah...

WD: Last I checked you're not supposed to go into the water after getting drunk....

CG: Hmmmm....

Daisy and CG turn to see the water. Two surfers are eaten up by a huge wave when they wipeout.

CG: Uh oh...

TF: Hey girls. I'm here

CG: Wha?! Oh hi TF, I thought you went surfing...

TF: Nah, I was hanging with William until his Pet Bologna died.

WD: His Bologna? :eek:

TF: Yeah. I think he wanted it to die.

CG: Wait a minute you mean to tell me He has a pet Bologna? :confused:

TF: HAD a Pet Bologna, he died, now he has a pet Sausage. Oh look there he is now, hes visiting the place where is Bologna died. *Screams can be heard* Hey look! They just fell off the cliff!

CG: Just fell off a CLIFF? He mightve gotten killed!! :eek:

TF: Nah. He's already fallen 4 times today, he'll be alright. :D

WD: 4 TIMES?!?!?

TF: Yep. Straight down on his behind

[CollegeGirl]

CG: *still stunned after seeing WD and Potsie having had a fight* Fonzie, we've got to help them rekindle their romance. Poor WD. Poor Potsie.

Fonz: *looking out the window* Hey, isn't that Webber out there kissing that girl?

WD: Kissing?! What?! Why I've never! *stares harshly out the window toward Potsie* I'll teach him.

CG: Now, WD. Don't do anything you're going to regret. Think about what you're planning on doing before you do anything drastic.

WD: It's too late for thinking, CG. *nervously glances around the room and finds two hot surfer dudes* You! And you!

Surfer Dudes: Heeelllllllooooo beautiful woman!

WD: You're taking me out tonight.

Surfer Dudes: Both of us are?

WD: Yes

Surfer Dudes: Narly!

WD: There's a party tonight that we'll be attending.

Surfer Dudes: The luau!

WD: Exactly. Now, come with me and we'll discuss details. *each surfer dude takes an arm and they walk out through the door*

TF: This isn't good.

CG: No, it isn't good at all. We've got to plan something to get these two lovebirds back together.

TF: But what can we do?

CG: I don't know yet. We need a plan.

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl


WD: Exactly. Now, come with me and we'll discuss details. *each surfer dude takes an arm and they walk out through the door*

TF: This isn't good.

CG: No, it isn't good at all. We've got to plan something to get these two lovebirds back together.

TF: But what can we do?

CG: I don't know yet. We need a plan.


While Katie figures out how to prolong the trip, Tuscadero wanders to where Ralph Malph and IStillGotit are being waited on by three beautiful Hawaiian girls.

T: Hey, I've got a present for you Ralph. *winks and motions for him to come closer. He exchanges glances with ISGI, who is more than happy to take over for him with the girls *

R: OK Ladies, you'll have to make it without me for a second...don't worry, I'll be right back. *laughs, and walks over to Tuscadero* Whatcha got, beautiful?

T: "Oh, nothing...just a little..." Grabs his bathing suit, drops a handful of sand down inside and backs away. "....Just a little surprise!!" *laughs wickedly and heads back down the beach*

R: *running after her* "What did you do that for!?"

Tuscadero is running down the beach when she bumps into Richie, who looks really upset.

T: Oh, I'm sorry Rich....I was just..."

R: (catching his breath) "She was about to be fish food"

Rich: Listen guys, stop horsing around. We need to talk.

R: Rich...what's wrong?

Rich: It's Daisy and Potsie...they got in this fight and he yelled at her...then he hooked up with some girls...then Fonzie said that Daisy met some new guys...

R: HE yelled at HER?

T: Uh-oh. You mean they're *both* trying to make each other jealous?

R: *Laughing* What a Potsie!

Rich: Come on, Ralph, this is serious...help me find Fonzie!

[Barnabas1]

Ralph: Okay, Rich!
Tuscedero: I'm going to listen to my new album. Good luck!
Richie: FONZZZZZZZZZIEEEE!
Richie: FONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!
Fonzie: Aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhhhh!
Ralph: Over there! That looks like one of the Aloha Pussycat's shoes!
CG: Have you found him, Ralph?
Ralph: Yeah, Rich is with him now.
Richie motions over and points to Daisy and Fonzie, kissing.
Daisy: You scared me!
Richie: Where did you get that shoe from? It looks like the ones the Aloha pussycat's wear!
Daisy: They loaned them to me.
Ralph: Come along girls, let's get going!


--------------------CUT!-----------------------

[White_Daisy]

Surfer Dude Number 1 is named Cash
Surfer Dude Number 2 is named Bash

WD: So...have any hobbies?

Cash: I surf

Bash: Dude! No way! So do I!!

Cash: Sweet! How long you been surfing?

Bash: You taught me how to!! How about you?

Cash: You taught me too!

Bash: Dude! I did?!?!

Cash: Yea!...or was it An Idiot's guide to surfing...oh well, same thing!

Bash: Sweet!!

WD: Dear good lord....

Cash: Lord of the Rings?

WD: Read the book?

Bash: Naw, the movie. Dude, that Gandalf dude...he was tight!

Cash: Oh yeah, but that elf chick. Arwen, she was hotttttt.

Bash: Oh yea, Arwen!!!

WD: Potsie.... I miss you....

Cash: Well, uh, if you wanna go over there behind the dumpsters, we can get you some...or give you some (grins slyly)

WD: The one brain cell in your head is directed towards dirty thoughts, amazing!

Bash: What's a brain cell?

WD: Look, guys, I don't think this going to work- (sees Potsie coming around the corner) out well if we don't get to know each other better.

Potsie sees them and stops

WD: So, let me introduce myself properly. My name is Daisy, I also go by WD or WD40. I abhor nicknames like honey or...pookie (Potsie frowns). I loooooove blonds (Potsie continues to frown) and I'm incredibly...single.

Potsie: Single?

WD: Potsie? Is that you? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't notice you with these two delectable men with me.

Cash: I'm Cash!

Bash: and I'm Bash!

Potsie: You have got to be kidding me? You? Interested in them?

WD: Why not? They're hunks!

A tall, gorgeous girl (grrrr...) comes up behind Potsie

Girl: Warren, you've been gone for such a long time. I was worried, sweetie.

Potsie: Aw, Irina, I'm here. I was just getting you some flowers, pookie (WD frowns). At least I don't have to go hunting halfway across the country to find some flower that isn't even blooming yet (and continues to frown).

WD: Ahem!

Potsie: Hmm? Oh sorry, Daisy, I didn't notice you when I saw Irina.

WD: Right...care to introduce us?

Potsie: Irina, my sweets, this is Daisy, my...er..acquaintence.

WD: Pleasure, I'm sure. You're not from around here...

Irina: Russia

WD: Thought so.

Irina: You?

WD: New York.

Irina: Oh, the Big Apple. They fancy them tough, don't they?

WD: fancy ourselves tough?!?! We are!! Why, I oughta (starts for Irina)

Irina: (turns to Potsie) Darling, you promised you'd come back and read to me. I was looking forward to hear your voice with War & Peace. (turns to WD) You do know War & Peace, right? Or is it a little out of your league?

WD: War & Peace by Leo Tolstoy. Read it in 9th grade, Ms. Khrushchev

Irina: Pardon me?

Daisy takes off her shoe and flings at at Irina. Potsie catches it and glares at her

Potsie: What in the world-

WD: Thought she'd miss home....

Potsie: That was uncalled for!

WD: Oooh, big word for you, Pots. Let's see how your vocab holds up with War & Peace. Hey, and maybe when you're done, you can start to read The Development of Capitalism in Russia.

Irina: What?

WD: Lenin wrote it, dearie. Learn your own country.

Potsie: What is wrong with you? Irina, Daisy's a fine girl, really. I don't know what's got her acting this way-

Irina: Jealousy perhaps?

Potsie & WD: What?!?!?

Irina: Nothing, just speaking to myself. Warren, hurry up. I want to read War & Peace so we can move on to more entertaining things for later....

Potsie: Coming...bye Daisy

Potsie leaves, following Irina

WD: I don't believe this!!

Bash: Uh, Daisy. You okay?

Cash: Yeah, you don't look too happy...

Daisy stares at Potsie disappear around a corner with Irina and bursts into tears.

Potsie turns a corner, holding Irina's hand and stops when he hears crying. He looks sad and frustrated, but continues to walk with Irina.

Aww, that was sad :crying:
This is the result of cabin fever, folks.

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Ralph Malph Ricardo
Richie motions over and points to Daisy and Fonzie, kissing.
Daisy: You scared me!




CG: AARRGGHH!! WD, I know that you intended to make Potsie jealous, but isn't kissing my Fonzie a bit over the top? I mean, I'm a very patient and understanding friend, but.....well, how am I supposed to handle seeing you making out with my Fonzie?


And, YOU-- Fonzie-- You have got a LOT of 'splainig to do!!


*Sees Potsie with Irina*

CG: Bessie? Is that you? OMG! What are you doing here?

Irina: I beg your pardon?

CG: Bessie, it's me. CG. What's with that phoney Russian accent?

Irina: *turning to Potsie* Who is this crude, vile creature?

CG: Awwww, Bessie. You'd think you'd remember the girl you grew up next door to! Come on, you've got to remember me! We used to make mud pies together! :D

Irina: What is this "mud pies"? Potsie, let us be leaving now. This woman is delerious. She must be mad with lunacy. I've never seen her in my life!

CG: Now, that was taking it too far Bessie! You've never forgiven me for that epsiode long ago, have you? But, Bessie, that was YEARS ago. We're adults now.

Irina: Potsie! I've got a headache. Let's go.

Potsie: Sure, Irina. *turns to CG* I'm sorry, CG. She's got a headache. But, I'll see you later, ok?

CG: Potsie, how could you leave with her? Don't you have even the smallest flame for WD anymore? :(

Potsie: *whispers* Of course I do. WD is the best thing that ever happened to me. But, it's best if we separate for a while.

CG: Potsie, Potsie, Potsie. *sighs* When will you learn? You NEED WD. And WD NEEDS you.

Potsie: No need telling me that. Try preaching it to her.

CG: All right, Pots. Well, I'll see you later.

*Potsie and Irina walk off together*

CG: I just need a full proof plan to get them back together.

*looks around the corner*

CG: FONZIE!! Will you stop kissing WD?! Oiye!

[CollegeGirl]

I've got Fonzie's credit cards, now who wants to go shopping? My treat!

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie strolls on the beach, she throws her beach towel over her shoulder and glides up to the gang.

Katie: Good news kids! I figured out how to prolong our trip.

WD: Oh who cares about the stupid trip!

Katie: What just happened here?

TF: She and Potsie had a big fight. We're trying to figure out
how to get them back together.

WD: I'm still here!

Joanie: Okay, take it easy, all go sit on the beach and figure out
what to do.

[CollegeGirl]

CG: Katie, that's terrific!! How can we prolong it? Oh, by the way, I think I've got it all worked out how to get Potsie and WD back together. *whispers plan to Katie and Joanie* So, how does that sound? Any questions? I'll need the two of you to spread the word to everyone else. Think you can handle that?

Joanie: No problem. I'll get Jenny to help us!

Fonzie: Piccolo? Why not just advertise it on a billboard? Or hire a jet and have it written in the sky?

Joanie: Come on, Fonz. You're being unfair to Jenny. She might have a big mouth but she has an equally big heart.

Chachi: Besides, Jenny's free. We don't have that kind of money.

Fonzie: Yeah. *laughs*

Chachi: *laughs*

*CG elbows Fonzie*

CG: We don't have time for jokes. We've got WORK to do. *begins delegating responsibilities*

Fonzie: *grabs CG by the waist* You know, I have a much better idea in mind.....

CG: Better than getting WD and Potsie back together?

Fonzie: Oh MUCH better....*kisses her neck*

CG: What could be better than getting them together?

Fonzie: How about getting US together?

CG: *grins and blushes* Fon-zie. We don't have time for that now. *shoos him back* OK, everyone. All this has to go down tonight at the luau. At precisely 9:30 pm, we'll all dismiss ourselves from the party, and they will be forced to dine alone under the moonlight. How could anything be more romantic than that?

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie: Hey no problem! :) The trip, well it was easy, I came into a large amount of money put on a down payment on a Condo, we can stay there as long as we want. I'll go help Jenny and Joanie.
here's the address.

TF: Well wait a minute, whattya mean you came into money, Is this another get rich quick scheme.

Katie: Ugh..No, some really old wacky aunt died and my parents told me that she left a fortune, There is a catch however,

Richie: huh huh huh. What is it.

Katie: Well it's just that we have to um...put together a funeral?

Chad: Yuck!

Istillgotit: No Way

RMR: Count me out!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
Katie: Hey no problem! :) The trip, well it was easy, I came into a large amount of money put on a down payment on a Condo, we can stay there as long as we want. I'll go help Jenny and Joanie.
here's the address.

TF: Well wait a minute, whattya mean you came into money, Is this another get rich quick scheme.

Katie: Ugh..No, some really old wacky aunt died and my parents told me that she left a fortune, There is a catch however,

Richie: huh huh huh. What is it.

Katie: Well it's just that we have to um...put together a funeral?

Chad: Yuck!

Istillgotit: No Way

RMR: Count me out!
TF: I guess it's okay...I say we do it.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Definitely! ...Let's go get some grass skirts (the guys will be so cute in grass skirts, don't you think?) ;)
Erik: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH No I had to do that for the Mole I wont be doing it here
Melissa: Oh COME on you'll be cute I dont know i'm with Tuscadero on this one I think all the guys should go up there in there grass skirts so we can make fun of them
Erik: Hey I'll only do it if you get in the water
Melissa: Okay you Win

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie: It's not gonna be too bad. It's just like phone calls and stuff and picking out the...cas. *katie faints*

Everyone laughs.

Ralph: *whimpers*

Katie: I'm okay, I just have to deal with the word..caaaa...caaa.
Richie: Casket.
Fonzie: WHoaaa!

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Melissa: ALRIGHT I'll get in the water but if I drowned someones gonna safe my life right
Erik: *smiling* Oh I will baby
Katie: you Wont drowned
Joanie: yeah if you drowned who's gonna pay for our drinks *everyone Laughs*

[CollegeGirl]

CG: Funeral? Uuhhhh....whose funeral? Someone gotta pretend to be....deee...deeeaaaaa......I can't say it.

Richie: Dead?

CG: *gulps* Yeah. *grins at Fonzie* If I faint would you catch me?

Fonzie: Of course!

CG: *dramatically puts her arm up to her forehead and falls over backward* Owww!! Fonz, you didn't catch me!

Fonzie: You didn't faint.

CG: Oh? Is that how it's going to be, eh? You know, maybe WD and Potsie splitting up was for the best. In fact, it seems perfectly logical to uhhhh...."explore our choices."

Fonzie: Explore your choices? And just who-- pray tell-- are you going to explore your choices with?

CG: Oh, I don't know. *looks around* Hmmmm.....*spots a weightlifter* Him!

Fonz: Ha! You wouldn't dare.

CG: Ha?

Fonz: Yes. Ha!

CG: *smiles innocently*....*walks up to the weightlifter and begins talking*......*they walk arm in arm back up to everyone else* Hi everyone, this is Ham. He'll be taking me to the party, tonight.

Fonzie: (aside) That's what he thinks! Ham, is it?

Ham: Yep. How are you? *offers his hand for everyone to shake*

Fonzie: I see. Well Ham...*grips Ham's hand so firmly Ham grimaces in pain* I have a slight problem with you taking her to the party.

Ham: Oh? *still grimacing in pain*

Fonzie: Yeah. You see, CG is MY date for the party. And you wouldn't want to take the Fonz's date.

Ham: I wouldn't?

Fonzie: Nnooooo..... So, just go back over there and play with your weights and we'll pretend that you never tried to steal my date.

Ham: And what if I won't?

Fonzie: Well, that will be a problem then. *picks up a steel dumbell and bends it in a knot*

Ham: :eek: Oh. Uhhhh....right. Sorry, Sir. I'm not trying to cause any trouble. *takes CG's arm away from his waist and puts it around Fonzie's* There now, isn't that better?

Fonzie: Oh, yeah. Much better.

CG: :love: Fonz, that was so sweet.

Fonzie: *grins* You liked that did you?

CG: I adored it.

Fonzie: Swell. *takes her arm from around his waist* Now, remember how well I treated you while you're out finding another date for this evening's festivites.

CG: What??

Fonzie: Well, you see, I'm a man of valor. And I don't just sit around and watch my woman throw herself at other men. You don't play with the Fonz's heartstrings and get away with it. Now, everyone, I will see you tonight. *walks off*

CG: What have I done?

Katie: CG, just go after him. He loves you. Of course he'll forgive you.

CG: *heavy sigh* I'm not so sure he will this time.

LATER.....

The guys are getting ready for the party.

Potsie: So, Fonz, you and CG are going to the party with other dates tonight?

Fonzie: Well, I had a date all lined up. Heck, I've got a hundred girls in line ready to go out with me. But, my heart just isn't in it. I can't date Rhonda or Michelle...or Janice or Daphne while I'm still hung up over CG.

Ralph: Fonz, have you tried to have a talk with her? Tell her how yo feel.

Fonz: Ahh, no. I'm no good with words when it comes to her. Everytime I'm around her my stomach does flip-flops and my heart skips through fields of rosebuds.

Ralph: *laughs* Fields of rosebuds?

Fonzie: *grabs Ralph's shirt colar* Yeah, fields of rosebuds. You've got a problem with that?!

Ralph: No, Fonz! I don't have a problem with that. I love rosebuds! In fact, I love all flowers. There's absolutely nothing wrong with rosebuds!!

Fonzie: *lets go of Ralph* All right then.

Potsie: Don't worry, Fonz. I feel the exact same way whenever I'm with....well.....you know.

Fonzie: Potsie, why don't you just tell WD how you feel?

Potsie: I can't. She'd think I was dumb.

Fonz: Weellll....(about to say "you are," but refrains from doing so)

Potsie: Fonz, I'm scared. What if we lost that "spark"

Fonzie: Potsie, sparks are for nerds. What you need is a good old fashioned fire. Knock her off her socks. Wow her. Of course, no fires are ever started without kindling.

Potsie: Kindling?

Fonzie: Yeah. You've got to come up with a way to make her fall in love with you all over again.

Potsie: But, Fonz, I don't know how.

Fonzie: All right, here's what you do. A midnight walk along the beach. Serenade her. Remind her of how special she is to have you. Buy her some jewlery.

Potsie: Jewlery?

Fonzie: Yeah, chicks dig jewelry. CG prefers diamonds. *sighs at her name*

Potsie: Fonz, why don't you do the same for CG?

Fonzie: Are you nutso? CG has this coming to her. She needs to take this relationship seriously. The Fonz has a reputation to uphold. Do you have any idea how many chicks would give their right arm to be in her shoes?

Potsie: Her shoes? What's so special about her shoes??

Ralph: *sitting on the edge of the bed* Ha! You're such a Potsie!

Fonzie: *sighs* Why do I bother? Pots, I was talking more..uhhh....figuratively.

Potsie: Oh! I see.

Fonzie: *rolls his eyes*

[White_Daisy]

Scene: The Diner, at night (it's dark and closed)

Daisy sits at a table unhappily pushing food around the plate she's had for 5 hours. The door opens and she looks up.

WD: Who's there? I have a gun!! And...Al's cooking!!

A dark figure walks towards her

WD: Now would be a good time to scream (holds out her hand to stop him). But you see, I'm dignified, so instead of screaming bloody murder. I will COMMIT bloody murder (holds up her giant bat) unless you tell me who you are and the purpose of your visit to this money-making enterprise after hours.

The dark figure shines a light in his face. It's Potsie!

Potsie: Do you ever use small words?

WD: (doesn't lower her bat) I use small words. See, I just "small" instead of "dimunitive"

Potsie: Does that mean small?

WD: I wouldn't use it if it didn't

Potsie: Hey, uh, why don't you lower the bat

WD: Why don't you tell me why you're here

Potsie: I came to talk to you

WD: You were so busy for the entire day that you chose to talk to me here, now?!?! It doesn't look too good, Pots. Especially with me holding this bat. So if I, oh say, pressed this alarm right here (scoots closer to the alarm) the evidence would be damning.

Potsie: Subtle way of telling me to get out?

WD: Oooh, nice use of "subtle"

Potsie: Aw, thanks, I lear- Wait a minute, if you want such an intelligent guy then why don't you find one. You're not doing too well. You dated me, and then those two surfers, Gash and Rash

WD: Bash and Cash

Potsie: Whatever

WD: I do like intelligent guys. I also like not-so-intelligent guys. They just-

Potsie: Annoy you? to the point where you have to hurt their feelings? Boy, I came back here to beg you to take me back, but you haven't shown one sign of wanting that.

WD: You came to beg? Aw, that's sweet

Potsie: Yeah, I kn- Now, wait a minute. I was yelling at you. I don't do that too often and I don't want you to throw me off track.

WD: Don't do that too often? This is the third time

Potsie: I thought it was second

WD: Well, there was this afternoon with Irina

Potsie: I wasn't yelling. I was just....I was yelling. Okay, so I did it three times.

WD: Three times...wow....I'm really losing it...

Potsie: You used to yell at me everyday...Listen, back to the intelligent guys thing. They're not that easy to hang out with. Trust me, look at Richie. Once you date one, you'd want us dumb guys again.

WD: I've never actually dated a smart guy (lowers her bat). Do you know one?

Potsie: Sure, no problem! Here, his name's Kyle. College Man

WD: Oooh, where does he go?

Potsie: Princeton

WD: Now we're talking my language. I'll give him a buzz, bye Potsie.

Daisy rushes towards the door but crashes into the Fonz

WD: Hi Fonzie. Hey, does CG feel bad about earlier?

Fonzie: She can handle it

WD: Boy, looks like we're in for another fight. We should have just stayed in Milwaukee. At least Crystal and Richie aren't fighting...yet. You may never know what'll happen.

Fonzie: What's that?

WD: The number for a college guy Potsie knows. I'm gonna get him.

Fonzie: Oh.....have fun, Daisy. Bye

WD: Bye Fonz, Bye Potsie.

Fonzie walks towards Potsie and smiles. Potsie smiles at him. Fonzie starts to laugh. Potsie starts to laugh

Fonzie: ARE YOU NUTSO?!?!

Potsie: Wha-

Fonzie: I send you over here to sweep her off her feet. Take her for a walk on the beach. Buy her jewelry. And you give her the number of some college boy?!?!

Potsie: Fonz, you may think I have nothing here (hits his head, clanging sound that echos is made)...ow...anyway, I am smart. My cousin, Kyle, is a total nerd. He's not even good looking. So he's a Princeton man, the moment she realizes that all he talks about is Socrates, Existen....Existenti...whatever that ism is and Plates, she'll be running back to me.

Fonzie: Potsie, I don't like it when you make your own ideas

Potsie: Trust me Fonz, this will work!

[White_Daisy]

Scene: Beach, midday

Ralph: Potsie, look at you. You look great, just like Liberaci Why you're dressed in a monkey suit?

Potsie: Funny Malph. Daisy's date with Kyle is about over. When she comes walking past here, the first guy she'll see is me. And she will just jump back into my arms.

Richie comes running

Richie: Hey Pots, who's that guy I saw Daisy with. He's a real-

Potsie: Don't worry, Rich, I got it in the bag. She's all mine. (grins to himself)

Loud chattering is heard. Daisy turns the corner, her arm entwined with a tall, dark and handsome young man.

Potsie:...that's not...it is!! Kyle!!!

Kyle: Warren, my good cousin, Hello

Potsie: Kyle...you look..great

Kyle: Yes, well, I was introduced to cardiovascular activities which would help me better myself by an acquaintance of mine.

Potsie: Oh.....(looks worried)

Kyle: Daisy, I will see you in ten minutes, love. I'm going to get some drinks for us.

Daisy: Bye Kyle (waves shyly as he walks off)

Potsie: So...Daisy...how was your date?

Daisy: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Potsie, I had the most amazing time (Potsie gulps). Kyle was a dreamboat. I can't believe I'm saying this, especially since I've only met him, but I'm falling for Kyle. I knew it the moment I saw him. We have so much in common and we talk about so many things. I've never been so happy. Thank you, Potsie, for being a man and introducing me to Kyle Davenport.

Kyle returns with drinks

Daisy: Kyle, you got my favorite drink. How did you know I love mango shakes?

Kyle: You told me about your travels around the world and I distinctly remember you mentioning mangos whenever you talked about an exotic country.

Daisy: How sweet, let me guess. Your favorite drink is...Strawberry milkshakes?

Kyle: Good God, you're right. How did you know?

Daisy: You talked about how you want nothing more than to rest away in a farm, picking strawberries.

Kyle: It's amazing that we remember so much...

Daisy: Oh, darn. I'm terribly sorry, Kyle. I have to go shopping with some friends of mine. Shall we do this again?

Kyle: How's tonight?

Daisy: I'm free. Bye

Kyle: I'll be waiting for tonight....Bye...(Daisy walks away) Warren, my good cousin! What a girl!

Potsie:You like her?

Kyle: Warren, I'm falling for her. She's so smart and witty ( Oh, you better believe it...:D)Pardon my asking, but how do you know her?

Potsie: We used to go out...

Kyle: Out of your league, eh? Well, she's in mine. Pardon my asking again, but would you mind terribly if I continued to court her.

Potsie: You're going to take her to a basketball game?

Kyle: (sighs) No Warren, If I court her, I will woo her.

Potsie: Ewe her?

Kyle: Woo, Warren, WOO!! Or to use more rugged terms, I will continue to "date" her.

Potsie: Date Daisy....?

Kyle: I've never been so happy. Thank you, Warren, for introducing me to the girl of my dreams.

Kyle walks away and Potsie's face starts to fall

Potsie: I need...Fonzie....

[Tuscadero]

Tuscadero is making some chord changes to a song she just wrote when she decides to take a break. Outside she sees the girls looking quite troubled.

CG:...and I know that Fonzie will think of something but this is just gone on for too long. I can't stand to see the two of them treat each other this way.

Katie: I know what you mean...they don't even want to stay an extra week! This vacation is turning into a disaster.

Tuscadero: Hi guys...do you want to hear this new song that I'm working on? It's kind of a rock n' roll love song.

CG: Maybe later...things are even more strained between Potsie and WD.

*Fonzie appears, puts his arms around CG's waist*

Fonzie: What's this about a love song?

Tuscadero: Oh, nothing at the moment...the Potsie problem is upsetting everyone. I think the love song would probably be a bad idea.

Fonzie: The love song *is* the idea! Webber made WD fall in love with him when he sang to her...why can't that happen again?

CG: Fonzie, you're brilliant.

Fonzie: Of course. *smiles* *kisses CG passionately* WHOA.

Tuscadero: But what about Kyle? He's WD's perfect match.

*Fonzie glares at Tuscadero*

Fonzie: We gotta show WD that she loves Potsie more than she *thinks* she loves Kyle.

Katie: Somebody go find Potsie!

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
WD: Who's there? I have a gun!! And...Al's cooking!!

Al's cooking! I LOVED that part!

[B]

Potsie: You used to yell at me everyday...Listen, back to the intelligent guys thing. They're not that easy to hang out with. Trust me, look at Richie. Once you date one, you'd want us dumb guys again.

The scariest part is that I was watching an episode of Happy Days and Potsie pulled out a psychology book ands it finally dawned on me. *cringes at the words* Potsie is actually....*takes a deep breath, makes sure Fonzie is no where around to hear her* more intelligent than Fonzie.


WD: Hi Fonzie. Hey, does CG feel bad about earlier?

Fonzie: She can handle it

Ack! I feel like crying.


Fonzie walks towards Potsie and smiles. Potsie smiles at him. Fonzie starts to laugh. Potsie starts to laugh

Fonzie: ARE YOU NUTSO?!?!

Potsie: Wha-

Fonzie: I send you over here to sweep her off her feet. Take her for a walk on the beach. Buy her jewelry. And you give her the number of some college boy?!?!

Potsie: Fonz, you may think I have nothing here (hits his head, clanging sound that echos is made)...ow...anyway, I am smart. My cousin, Kyle, is a total nerd. He's not even good looking. So he's a Princeton man, the moment she realizes that all he talks about is Socrates, Existen....Existenti...whatever that ism is and Plates, she'll be running back to me.

Fonzie: Potsie, I don't like it when you make your own ideas

Potsie: Trust me Fonz, this will work!


This was my favorite part. So Fonzie -and- Potsie -ish.

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie: You know what, don't even worry about this dumb funeral, I'll take care of that myself. Right now, let's put our energy towards helping Potsie and WD. Friends always take precedence over dead people.

TF: Whatever you just said, sounds good to me.

CG: Yeah Me too.

Fonzie: Are you sure you can handle this yourself?

Mrs. C. Howard and I would be glad to help you.

Katie: Oh thank you, I appreciate it, but I don't think it'll take that long.

[CollegeGirl]

Fonzie and CG are walking alone on the beach.

CG: *laughing hysterically* So it was Potsie's idea to hook up WD and Kyle? That is so.....so....Potsie!

Fonzie: *laughs* Yeah.

*They continue walking hand in hand. CG picks up a handful of sand and tosses it playfully at Fonzie. Fonzie chases after her, and they both tumble down onto the ground, laughing.*

CG: You know, I really do love you, you big lug.

Fonzie: *kisses her*

CG: *laying on her back, looking up at the clouds* So, why do we always get into so many fights?

Fonzie: Relationships have ups and downs. No one is perfect, you have your faults just like anyone else does.

CG: True. Out of curiousity, just what are my faults, darling?

Fonzie: *grins* "Darling"....I like the sound of that. *leans over her and lightly brushes her cheek with his lips*...*takes a minute to reflect* Well, you can be quick tempered and stubborn for starters.

CG: *guilty* Yep. You're right.

Fonzie: And you can be rather juvenile and selfish at times. And....

CG: *raises an eyebrow* Really? You think I'm selfish? You-- and your Fonzarellian reputation-- think I'm selfish? You and your snapping your fingers to get everyone to fullfill your every wish, think I'm selfish?

Fonzie: AAAYYYYY! *sits up* I do no such thing! In fact, I just so happen to be a very selfless person. But, you....you get so jealous that you can't stand to even see me talk to another woman. You're always jumping to conclusions. And heaven forbid if someone pays more attention to me than you!

CG: *also sitting up* That's your honest opinion of me?

Fonzie: *doesn't say a word, just stares out at the tide rising and falling*

CG: I see. *takes his credit card and throws it at his feet* I don't need your money. I can buy my own things with my own money.

Fonzie: *looks down at the card and back out and the tide *

CG: *pulls off her ring* And you might as well take your ring. You wouldn't want to marry a selfish, tempermental, pig-headed woman such as myself!

Fonzie: *he silently gasps as he takes back the ring. Upon closer examination, a tear can be found trickling down his cheek. But, CG doesn't see this.*

CG: I should be going now. *gets up and walks away*

*Fonzie watches her go. He wants to call out to her to come back, but he just watches her march up toward the diner*

*Potsie walks down from the other side of the beach*

Potsie: Fonzie! I'm so glad I found you! I've got awful problems.

Fonzie: You have problems?

Potsie: Fonz, I set up WD with Kyle. But, Kyle isn't a nerd. He's cute!!

Fonzie: Webber, I told you that thinking wasn't your best quality. Now, you've lost your girl for good.

Potsie: *his heart sinks* For good? You mean, *gulps* there's no way to get her back?

Fonzie: *staring out at the tide*

Potsie: Fonz? Fonz?!

Fonzie: *jumps* Huh? Oh ummmm.....yeah.

Potsie: Yeah? I thought you said no.

Fonzie: *grabs Potsie's shirt collar* Are you questioning me, Webber?

Potsie: Uhh. No, Fonz. I would never do that.

Fonzie: *lets go* Sorry.

Potsie: Hey, where's CG? Tuscadero said you and she took a walk.

Fonzie: CG? CG? *picks up a surfboard from off the ground and snaps it in half...then takes a deep breath to regain his composure* I'm cool! I'm cool!

Potsie: You and she got into another fight?

Fonzie: Potsie, how could we get into a fight? As far as I'm concerned, I don't even know a CG. I never have and never will. To me, she doesn't even exist. *walks away*

Potsie: Oh boy. This isn't good. If Fonzie's so upset, how's he gonna help me win back WD?


MEANWHILE.....

CG is trying to make her way up to the diner, through a blnding stream of tears pouring down her face.

Tuscadero: CG? What's wrong? Are you ok?

CG: Oh, Tuscadero. I....I....*cries harder*

(A swarm of people flock around to console CG.)

CG: Look everyone. I appreciate your concern. I really do. But, I'm ok. I just came to pick you all up to take you shopping. I rented a limo-- I thought we'd go in style.

Katie: Where's Fonzie?

CG: Fonzie? Fonzie who? Sooo....who's ready to go shopping? *smiles*



(Ack.....I've watched one too many episodes of "The Last Resort." I think I'm also letting out a lot of tension from being snowed in. Sorry to everyone who thinks this is too dramatic!)

[CollegeGirl]

OMG! I'm reading my last post and I can't believe how heartless and cruel I sound. I made Fonzie cry!! :crying: What is wrong with me? Have I no feelings?

[White_Daisy]

Scene: Beach

Daisy is happily jumping around with her mango shake but stops when she sees CG and Katie leaving.

WD: Hey, Hey, Dudes, where are you guys going?

Katie: Dudes?

WD: Ladies. Where are you going?

CG: SHOPPING!

WD: That I like. Where's Fonzie?

CG: Fonzie who?

WD: Er....

Katie: Daisy, I need to go to the bathroom. Come help me.

WD: Why do you need help in the bathroom?

Katie: Sometimes I wonder why you think you have nothing in common with Potsie

WD: Are you questioning my intelligence?

Katie: Or lack there of, Yes, but we'll deal with that later. Come on!!

WD: Be back, CG, don't go anywhere or do anything without us!

CG watches as Daisy and Katie run off

CG: Hmm? What did they say? Hey! Where are they going?!?! Oh well, I'm sure they'll be back, I'll just get a drink of-

CG turns around to walk to the diner but crashes into Fonzie

CG: Oh, sorry, I didn't- Oh...it's you...well then it doesn't matter

Fonzie doesn't look at CG and continues to walk away

CG: Hmph! They're so stupid. I need to have a party...just for girls...I'm gonna go find them and tell them

Runs off to find Daisy and Katie

--Meanwhile--
WD: Dude, what was up with her?

Katie: Are Cash and Bash here?

WD: Er...no?

Katie: Then stop saying "dude"!!

WD: :blush: Gotcha. Now what's up with her?

Katie: She and Fonzie got into a fight...

WD: Again?!?!

Katie: Yup.

WD: Good grief, what about?

Katie: She won't say. I asked her where's Fonzie and she said, 'Fonzie? Fonzie Who?"

WD: Can't be good. I say we take her out to a bar, get her drunk, and weasel it out of her

Katie: What?!?! That's not very nice...

WD: Yeah, but if we don't find out what's wrong, we can't make it better!

CG walks up to them

CG: Hey, why'd you guys leave?

Katie: Er...Daisy was having issues with toiletries

WD: I was?

Katie steps on her foot

WD: OW! Oh yeah...I was! Big issues, but..uh..now, they're solved. Boy, Katie, I'm thirsty, are you thirsty?

Katie: I'm dead. I need a drink.

CG: Okay then, let's go to the diner

Katie & WD: NO!

CG: erm....

Katie: We need change

WD: So we're going to go to...uh...the Exotic Flower Pub!

CG: Uh...Daisy, that's a strip joint...

WD: They're not strippers, they're bar dancers. Besides, they're male. And we need drinks....

Katie: How do you know where the male strip joint is?

WD: I was a bit depressed earlier...

Katie:...Riiiiiight....So, let's go!

CG: Are you serious?!?!

Katie: We have plenty to talk about!!

CG: But...But...wait a minute, Daisy, you're not even old enough to get in yet!

WD: Never ever underestimate the power of fake ID's

Katie and Daisy drag CG off to the Exotic Flower Pub!

[White_Daisy]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
OMG! I'm reading my last post and I can't believe how heartless and cruel I sound. I made Fonzie cry!! :crying: What is wrong with me? Have I no feelings?

Don't worry! Katie and I will make it all better!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by White_Daisy


Don't worry! Katie and I will make it all better!
I help if you need me...

[Stormtracker TF]

Oops...I didnt mean to post! :blush:

[CollegeGirl]

Awwwww......:bighug: I'm a big jerk, and yet you all are trying to help. What amazing people you are! :D

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Oops...I didnt mean to post! :blush:


:lol: :D

[White_Daisy]

Scene: Exotic Flower Pub

CG, Katie & Daisy walk in and sit down at the bar

WD: Lonnie, drinks please.

Lonnie: Right then, what'll it be, Ladies?

WD: I will have an Old Navy Punch...

Lonnie: ID?

WD: 'ere you go!

Lonnie: (takes ID card) Looks good to me. You?

Katie: I'll have a Purple Passion

Lonnie: ID? (takes card) Yup. And you?

CG: I'll have a...Alf Cocktail?

WD: Chad would be pissed if he saw that!

Lonnie: ID? (takes card) All these years, I've never once been tricked by some smartass kid.

WD: (looks guilty) Ahem! Can I change my drink to an Apple Juice?

Lonnie glares at her

Lonnie: Guilt trick, gets them all them time...

WD: What?!?!?! Hey, that's not-

Lonnie: Kid, I'm letting you sit at the bar, most pubs don't even let you little brats in...

WD: (grumbles) Thank you, ma'am. Hey, uh Lonnie? (whispers to her) Heavy on Vodka in the Alf Cocktail, k?

Lonnie: I should be asking you how you know there's vodka in there, but I won't. What's the occasion?

WD: She broke it off with her fiance, we wanna know what's wrong?

Lonnie: Gotcha, I'll quadruple it.

WD: Thanks!

The drinks arrive

Lonnie: Here's your Purple Passion, your APPLE JUICE (Daisy frowns) and your...Alf Cocktail Special

They all gulp down their drinks. Daisy the slowest of them all and CG the fastest. Five more drinks later....

CG: *Hiccup* Katie, ain't shu drink?

Katie: No, I drank slowly...

CG: Howwabout shu, Daiseee?

WD: er...I had Apple Juice

CG: Ya drink shwoly?

WD: Apple Juice doesn't have any alcohol...

CG: Didcha?

WD: Er...yeah. Very slowly...

Katie: So, CG (winks at Daisy), how's Fonzie?

CG: Fonshie dat bashtard!

WD: Not good?

CG: Lishen, Daiseee (pulls up close into Daisy's face, Daisy scrunches up her nose) Fonshie told me I wuz no good!

WD: No, Fonzie wouldn't-

CG: I meeeen, I ashked him if I was any good. And he inshulted me!

Katie: So you asked him...

CG: Yesh'm

Katie: Right...how do you think Fonzie feels? I mean, it wasn't his fault-

CG: But he couldva lied!

WD: But that would mean he was lying to you....and he didn't want to do that...

CG: (pauses) I want Fonshie! (looks at her drink) And anothe drunk!

WD & Katie: NO!

Katie: Come on, CG, we'll take you back to Fonzie!

WD: Maybe we should wait till tomorrow. If Fonzie saw her drunk....

Katie: Alright then, come on CG!...CG.....Oh good god, she passed out!

WD: Let's carry her back (picks her up, but drops her) Good Grief, Dead Weight...what do we do?

Katie: Uh....(looks around and spots a buff male waiter) Hey, you! Macho Man! Get over here! Mind carrying our friend to the car?

*Macho Man* picks CG up like she were a leaf and carries her outside. Unfortunately...

Fonzie: CG!

CG: Hiya Fonshie!

Fonzie: CG, what are you doing over that? Who is he? Oh, I see. Now that we're not together, you think you can throw yourself at every man that walks by, eh?

WD: Fonzie, NO!

Fonzie: Hey, the Fonz is not treated like this. Now it is official, you and I are through!

Fonzie storms off. CG passes out again

Katie: Oh no...

WD: This is not god...

Katie: We need to do something!

WD: Right! Don't go after Fonzie yet, he's too mad to understand and we don't want CG drunk for the reconciliation. Let's get her back to the room, let her sleep off the alcohol and we're gonna go talk to people!

[White_Daisy]

Originally posted by TheFonz

I help if you need me...

Sure!! I've got this big finale to the current CG/Fonzie fight (well...not too big...no fireworks :D ). TheFonz, I'll post another story about talking to some people and then I'll tell you when I want you and some other character to have dialogue with Fonzie! Yay, this is so much fun!

[Stormtracker TF]

-Meanwhile-

*TF is sitting in the Bamboo Arnolds lookalike, it's sunset*

TF: Hey Chad...I never noticed this Bamboo jukebox, it plays Hawian tunes *Puts a quarter in*

EFD: *Runs over and hits it like Fonzie but it falls apart* Oops...

Cal: You broke the Jukebox! Nooope nope nope nope....

-Later the juke box is fixed and the sun is barely peeking over the horizon. TF is the only person there-

TF: I'll take another pina colada Cal.

Cal: Are you sure? That's the third one this hour...

TF: Maybe you're right, I'll take a Hawaian Smoothy.

Cal: Comin' right up.

TF: *Talking to Self* As fun and relaxing as this trip is...I wish Daphne were here. :(

*TF gets up and walks over to the Bamboo phone on the wall and Dials Daphne's Phone #. No one answers, so he dials it again*

*He couldn't Call Daphne so TF is now sitting at the Table again*

Chad: Hey TF.

TF: Hey Chad.

Chad: I'm gonna go surfing one more time today, wanna come?

TF: Sure, that'll get my mind off Daphne.

*TF and Chad both exit the Restaurant*

Cal: Here's your Smoothy TF...TF? Nooope nope nope nope nope

*Cal starts drinking the Smoothy and walks back to the Kitchen*

[CollegeGirl]

*Fonzie walks into the boys' condo and sits in a chair.*

Fonzie: *takes the ring out of his pocket and looks at it* *sighs*

*Richie walks in*

Richie: Fonz? What are you doing here this time of day?

Fonz: I'm glad you're here, Red. I need someone to talk to.

Richie: *looks at his watch* Well, I have to meet Crystal in....*notices Fonzie is glaring at him. His words trail off.*

Fonzie: Richard, I'm sitting here in pain, and you're worrying about a date with Crystal?

Richie: Well, Fonz....she's uh....*motions with his hands*....

Fonzie: *grins* Yeah, true....

Richie: *pulls up a chair* So, what's wrong?

Fonzie: *shows him the ring*

Richie: Ah. CG's ring. You got into another fight.

Fonzie: Yep. *sighs*

Richie: So, what was it over this time?

Fonzie: Who knows. What is it ever about? I'm beginning to think our whole relationship is just one big fight after another.

Richie: But, you always make up.

Fonzie: And the making up parts are what make it all seem worthwhile *grins*

Richie: Fonz, can I ask you something?

Fonzie: Ask away.

Richie: Why did you ever ask CG to marry you? I mean, you're a happening guy....why limit yourself to one woman?

Fonzie: Because CG was special. She's intelligent, creative, funny, kind, compassionate, beautiful. I've never met another woman like her. I knew the very first time she insulted me that she was the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

Richie: But, you've always fought. You started out fighting. Didn't that frustrate you?

Fonzie: Are you kidding? Of course it did! But, there was something about being in an argument with CG. It wasn't just a regular fight. It was like probing her soul. Getting below all her superficial qualities and discovering what her innermost thoughts were. That's what made her different from every other chick. Seeing the beauty of her soul.

Richie: But, arguing, no matter what it's about, can get exhausting. Maybe it just wore you out.

Fonzie: Rich, you're not doing a very good job at making me feel better.

Richie: Sorry, Fonz. I'm afraid this is one of those things that you're going to have to sort through. You're the only one who can answer your questions. You have the answers, if you look for them. Just don't be afraid to listen.

Fonzie: Thanks.

Richie: Well, Crystal is waiting. *starts singing as he walks out the door* I fooouunnd my thriiilllll........

[White_Daisy]

Scene: Beach!!

Potsie is licking an ice cream cone, but the ice cream falls off the cone and onto the ground. He looks sad:(

WD: Potsie, I need a favor!!

Potsie: Sorry, I don't have anymore cousins to set you up with..

WD: Wha-Oh, not that. I'm seeing Kyle tonight (Potsie looks sadder). Pots, you need to talk to Fonzie!

Potsie: About what?

WD: About CG?

Potsie: What about CG?

WD: Well.....(she explains everything to him) and you need to tell him that CG was NOT with some guy, it was our faults

Potsie: Why do you want me to tell him? I bet he's mad right now...

WD: Exactly, he'll need his friends. Go find Richie and TheFonz, they'll be able to help too!

Potsie: And what are you gonna do?

WD: Why, get ready for my date of course!

Daisy runs off

Potsie: Of course! (angry) She thinks she can use me like that? Well...I should let her talk to Fonzie herself and see how hard it is. And I think I know how too....

TF walks out of the diner

Potsie: TF! Did ya hear about Fonzie and CG?

TF: What happened?

Potsie: Well, Fonzie caught CG with some guy that Daisy got her.

TF: Daisy got Fonzie's girl another guy? Does she wanna die or something?

Potsie: That's what I told her. But she didn't listen to me. Now listen, tonight at 8, CG's meeting that guy again. Daisy's setting them up. We gotta warn Fonzie before it's too late.

TF: Got it! What does this guy look like?

Potsie: Well (grins slightly) He's tall, dark, and handsome. His name's Kyle...

:eek: :eek: Potsie Sabotage! Oh no!! What will become of our ill-fated couple, CG and Fonzie? Will Daisy die a painful death in Fonzie's hands? Will Kyle be choked savagely? Will Potsie realize he's making a big mistake? Tune in soon for the next episode of "As Hawaii Turns":D

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Scene: Beach!!

Potsie is licking an ice cream cone, but the ice cream falls off the cone and onto the ground. He looks sad:(

WD: Potsie, I need a favor!!

Potsie: Sorry, I don't have anymore cousins to set you up with..

WD: Wha-Oh, not that. I'm seeing Kyle tonight (Potsie looks sadder). Pots, you need to talk to Fonzie!

Potsie: About what?

WD: About CG?

Potsie: What about CG?

WD: Well.....(she explains everything to him) and you need to tell him that CG was NOT with some guy, it was our faults

Potsie: Why do you want me to tell him? I bet he's mad right now...

WD: Exactly, he'll need his friends. Go find Richie and TheFonz, they'll be able to help too!

Potsie: And what are you gonna do?

WD: Why, get ready for my date of course!

Daisy runs off

Potsie: Of course! (angry) She thinks she can use me like that? Well...I should let her talk to Fonzie herself and see how hard it is. And I think I know how too....

TF walks out of the diner

Potsie: TF! Did ya hear about Fonzie and CG?

TF: What happened?

Potsie: Well, Fonzie caught CG with some guy that Daisy got her.

TF: Daisy got Fonzie's girl another guy? Does she wanna die or something?

Potsie: That's what I told her. But she didn't listen to me. Now listen, tonight at 8, CG's meeting that guy again. Daisy's setting them up. We gotta warn Fonzie before it's too late.

TF: Got it! What does this guy look like?

Potsie: Well (grins slightly) He's tall, dark, and handsome. His name's Kyle...

:eek: :eek: Potsie Sabotage! Oh no!! What will become of our ill-fated couple, CG and Fonzie? Will Daisy die a painful death in Fonzie's hands? Will Kyle be choked savagely? Will Potsie realize he's making a big mistake? Tune in soon for the next episode of "As Hawaii Turns":D

:lol: I like that name. :D

[CollegeGirl]

OMG! This has me laughing hysterically. I love it, WD! The ending reminds me of a Batman episode! :D

[C Doody]

*Smiles and Drives by in car with 8 Girls in Bikinis On Back as everyone looks shocked, Once they get around the corner and no one sees them anymore the car stops*

Girl: Ok, We drove by your friends. Now wheres my 50 Bucks?

Chad: Shhh...I Dont want them to hear

*The girl takes the 50 Bucks and splits it with the other Girls*

Chad: Can i have a ride back to my Hotel

*The car drives off without Chad*

[CollegeGirl]

*opens her eyes and notices she is alone*

CG: The walls are spinning. *Looks at non-existent butterflies floating through the air* Ohhh.....Hello butterflies! *waves her fingers through the air*

*CG gets up and walks around*

CG: It's really hot in heeeerrrrrr.... *giggles* I need a drink! I mean....air! *walks downstairs*

*CG sees an elderly couple in the cooridor*

CG: Hhiiiiiiiyyeee!! I'm GC! *hiccups* I mean, KJ..*hiccups*....I forget my name. Can I have yours? What's your name?

*the couple look frightened and hurry past her*

CG: Hmmmm.....they must have been in a hurry. Oh well....*lifts her arms and swoops down like an airplane* Whheeeeeee!!! *begins flying through the hallways* Hhhiiyyyyeeeee everyone! :D

CG: It's hot in heeerreee.....*takes off her sweater and lays it on the floor*.....*starts taking off her shoes and trailing them behind her* Fonshiieee!! Where's Fonshiiee? *looks around the corner and sees a guy* Hullo! *hiccup* Are you Fonshie?

Guy: Baby, I can be whoever you want me to be.....*rakes a hand over the oil slick he calls hair*

[White_Daisy]

I have serious cabin fever, but I have two ft of snow blocking my door so I'm not going anywhere for a few hours/days

Scene: Beach!!

Fonzie is sitting on a towel watching the waves...

Fonzie: Sigh...CG...

Potsie and TF come running up to him (dum da da dum...)

TF: Fonz! CG! Kyle! Daisy's fault!

Fonzie: Here I was enjoying the waves when these two nerds (glares at them) disturb my peace.

Potsie: Fonzie, it's CG

Fonzie: What's CG?

TF: You explain, Potsie. I need to rest for a second...

Potsie: Fonz, Daisy's set CG up with my cousin, Kyle...

Fonzie: I thought Daisy liked Kyle-

Potsie: She decided that CG would like him better...and that guy you saw CG with earlier...Daisy did it...

Fonzie: So what you're telling me is that that sweet ex-girlfriend of yours is sabotaging my relationship for no reason at all?

Potsie: Fonz, she does have a reason!

Fonzie: Then why didn't you tell me earlier?

Potsie: Fonz, she's one of those...feminists :eek: :eek:

Fonzie: So how does that make her want to sabotage my relationship.

Potsie: Fonzie, she's one of those bra-burners

Fonzie: I know plenty of things that can be done to a bra and that one is not cool! :thumbsdow

Potsie: She thinks that you use CG (Fonzie woah's) and that you have no respect for her (continues to woah).

Fonzie: She's nutso! What right does she have going around and saying that?!?!

Potsie: She even got CG drunk!

Fonzie: She got CG drunk?!?! Pots, I'm gonna do something to your ex girlfriend that I've never done to any woman before.

Potsie: What Fonz?

Fonzie: I'm gonna make her head spin...with my fist!

Potsie: Go Fonz! Go!

Fonzie storms away

Potsie: Aw, poor Daisy. Now Fonzie will wanna hurt her. None of them will know I did this because Daisy will fight with Fonz over her feminist issues and they'll just explode. That'll make her pay...last time they say I have nothing up here (hits his head, clanging echo heard) Ow!

TF: Uh...Pots, I'm still here...

Potsie: TF...you didn't hear nothing!

TF: Potsie, making Fonzie wanna rip Daisy up is not gonna get CG & Fonzie back together or you & Daisy back together. Especially since they'll both be dead by the end of tonight (Potsie turns to him in alarm). Come on, Pots, Fonzie's pride has been hurt and Daisy's will be. Do you think they're gonna let the other go without a fight?

Potsie: What did I-

TF: Let's go warn everyone so that when someone sees them about to fight, we can stop them!

Potsie & TF run to the hotel/beach bungalow to find people. They find Katie making CG a tomato juice.

TF: Katie, you have to get CG up for tonight!

CG: (murmering) I don't wanna get up momma. I don't wanna go to shchool. I can fly.

Katie: That won't be happening for a while.

Potsie: But Fonzie'll kill Daisy!

Katie: Why is Fonzie killing Daisy?

Potsie: Well...(explains story to her)

Katie: You twit! We can't get CG up for tonight, she's too drunk! You've really messed things up, Potsie. Everything was going to be perfect, and now there's going to be an even bigger fight.

Potsie: What do we do?

Katie: Try to get Fonzie before he kills them!

Oooh, another cliffhanger. Next episode: The FIGHT!

[CollegeGirl]

*Joanie is driving her car along the road when she sees Chad standing alone along the shoulder.*

Joanie: *pulls car over* Chad? Hop in! Why are you here in the middle of nowhere?

Chad: Well, I was driving with these beautiful women but they decided to drop me off here.

Joanie: *begins driving again* Well, luckily I came along when I did. Say, what are you doing tonight? I know you have been dating Daphne....and obviously, I'm no Daphne...... but welll......*blushes*...would you be interested in going out with me for a night on the town? *glances over at Chad, then returns her focus to the road*

[CollegeGirl]

CG: Are you sure you're Fonshie?
Guy: Does it matter whether or not I am?

CG: Good pont. *takes off her dress and hands it to the guy* Here, hold this.

*Several bystanders are gawking at the almost nude CG. Management calls security.*

Security Gaurd: I'm sorry, Miss. But, you'll have to come with me.

CG: *smiles up at him* Hey, you're cuuuuttee! *reaches up and kisses him*

*SG #1 (Gus) and SG # 2 (Sam) exchange looks*

Gus: *uses his hand to signal the upward motion of drinking a bottle of liquor*

Sam: *nods*

CG: Dis is all a logical misunderstanding. My friend, Fonshie will vouch for meeee.....right, Fonshie?

Sam: *looks at the guy* Well, well, well. If it isn't Vincent Bardeaux. Lady, you're lucky we got to you when we did. This guy is a notorious con-artist. He preys on women's vulnerabiltiy. And by the looks of you, you were about to become another statistic. (Sam escorts Vincent to their retaining office for questioning.)

CG: *waves* Bubye, Fonshie! *hiccups*

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie, Daisy, Ralph and TF are sitting around a table at the diner. They're playing with their straws as they contemplate what has become of their vacation. Two fights in one week.

Ralph: Are we the type of people who shouldn't travel together?

Katie: Don't say that, It's just one vacation. We'll have others that aren't like this.

Daisy: I sure hope you're right.

Katie: Have I ever been wrong?

TF: Well there was that one time...

Katie: Nevermind...

[CollegeGirl]

CG: Sam, I loved our party, but I have to go back to my room now. I'm feeling a bit...*yawns*.....sleepy.

Sam: I'm afraid I can't let you go that easily. There's still a matter of your stripping in a public place.

CG: Stripping?! Oh my! Who would do such a thing? *covers her eyes with her hands*

Sam: *scornful look* YOU did.

CG: *gasps* I did??

Sam: And until someone comes to claim you, I can't allow you to go wandering through the halls again.

*A knock at the door*

Sam: Enter.

Katie: *peeps her head in* Hi, officer. I seemed to have lost my friend. CG!! What are you doing here? Where are your clothes?

CG: *hiccups* Hi Kaiteee! Fonshiieee has them.

Katie: Why does Fonshie...Gahgh...I mean, Fonzie, have your clothes?

CG: He's holding them for me.

Sam: Ma'm, is she a friend of yours?

Katie: Yes, officer, she is.

Sam: Well, she was caught stripping in the lobby. Her blood alcohol count is excessively high.

Katie: *frowns* I am so sorry, Sir. Can I take her back to our room?

Sam: Yeah, I suppose you can. She's harmless enough. Just make sure she stays there until she sobers up.

Katie: Thanks, officer. *walks CG up to her room*

*Katie lays CG down on her bed*

Katie: Now STAY here until I can figure out what to do with you. *She looks down at CG who is already snoring. Katie sighs.*

[CollegeGirl]

*Hours later, CG opens her eyes and looks up* Fonzie?

Katie: No, just me, Daisy, and TF here.

CG: *rubbing her head* Oh, I had the most horrid dream! You were there...and you...and you. I thought I broke up with *thinks*...uhhhh....what's his name?

Katie: Fonzie?

CG: No, that's not it. *thinks* I know! His name was Fonzie. *thinks* What was I saying??

TF: I have no idea.

CG: Me either. Oh well. Goodnight everyone! *goes back to sleep*

[Tuscadero]

This is so GOOD! I can't stop reading...and I don't want either of the couples to break up!!! What's going to happen? I NEED MORE!! :crazy:

[Tuscadero]

**MEANWHILE, ON THE BEACH (before any of the fights occur)**

Tuscadero is walking down the beach. The sun is sinking, turning it lovely shades of orange and pink. She finds a quiet place in the dunes and watches one last swimmer ride the translucent waves.
The beach is so quiet, and has become somewhat sad because of the day's unhappy activities.

The swimmer (not a very good swimmer...in fact, probably not much of a swimmer at all) tumbles out of the water and makes his way up the beach.

Ralph: Hey, Tuscadero. *grins*

T: Oh hi, Ralph. Listen, where is everyone?

Ralph: Well, let's see...Katie and TF are with CG trying to sober her up (long story), Rich and Crystal are on a date, Chad's with a bunch of chicks...I'd be with a bunch of chicks too, but I was too much for them to handle *winks*

T. rolls her eyes. Ralph continues. *Fonzie was going to kill Kyle and Daisy, Potsie's trying to stop Fonzie, and Daisy is...I'm not quite sure where Daisy is."

T: I hate this, Ralph. Everyone's fighting and nobody's having any fun...well, maybe CG is! *Laughs, then becomes somber* What about the Luau? I don't think we'll even have time to all be together!

R: Well, we can have our own private luau! *grins, raises eyebrows*

T: No, really.

R: Really!

T: NO. Really...don't you have some moronic jokes to tell someone else? I'm serious about our friends futures here. *picks up a small shell and beings mindlessly drawing in the sand. Ralph looks concerned*

R: Our friends are like weeds!

T: What?

R: They'll grow on eachother! *Feigns laugher*

T: *angry* Grow up Ralph! *Gets up to walk away, shaking head, turns and pats him on the head* I thought there was a real person in there! *starts to storm off*

R: Wait a minute. Wait! Look, I'm sorry. See this? We're going to start fighting like everyone else. I'm just trying to lighten the mood...you look like you lost your best friend, and you're not even involved in any of these problems!

T: But they're our friends and I want them all to be happy. It's snowing and cold and miserable all over the place--we all have a chance to have a great time together here.

R: I guess...I guess I could be a little more serious about this. What am I supposed to do though?

T: Go talk to Potsie or Daisy! Support them! For God's sake, they're breaking up and so are CG and Fonzie!

*Ralph nods solemnly. Tuscadero smiles.*

T: Come on, let's go. We can try to get things together before tonight. Unless.... *she trails off*

R: Unless what? WHAT?!

T: Well, unless your dates can't make it to the luau.

R: What date--ohhhh. *Those* dates. Yeah, they'll make it...well, I don't think they like luaus...and one of them came down with the measles just a little while ago.

T: Measles? On the beach?

R: Yeah. *Nods sadly*

T: Beach measles. Uh-huh. Ok, well. See ya. *Begins to walk away*

R: Hang on! *she turns around* I don't....

T: Don't what?

R: Uh...I don't have any dates. *looks defeated and embarassed*

T: I don't have any dates, either.

*Long silence. Ralph brightens*

R: Oh, I know this really funny guy who doesn't have a date...maybe you'd like to go with him?

T: *smiles* Only if he tells really BAD jokes!

R: I'll see what I can do for you with this guy...but right now I think I should go try to find Pots or Fonz!

[Stormtracker TF]

This is getting good. :D

[White_Daisy]

As Hawaii Turns: Le Fight
*Now for all of those who forgot, Fonzie's coming to challenge me because he thinks I'm trying to set CG up with other guys whereas I am only trying to get CG and Fonzie back together. All this courtesy of Potsie Sabotage, LTD.*

Fonzie is stalking across the Beach

Fonzie: Where is Daisy and Kyle? I'll kill em when I see 'em.

Fonzie spies the two of them walking by the water's edge and starts for them

--Meanwhile--

Kyle: And so, Daisy, Hippocrates thought that medicine should not be dealt with in such a matter that-

A boot comes flying from over a sand dune and hits Kyle in the head.

Daisy: Kyle!!! What in the world is going-

Another boot flies out and narrowly misses Daisy

Daisy: Jesus Chr-

Fonzie: Watch your language

Daisy: Hey Fonz...did you throw your boots at us?

Fonzie: I'm gonna throw a lot more than that

Daisy: A fight, Fonz? But why? Better yet, how? Kyle's clearly out.

Fonzie: There are other people here I can fight...

Daisy: Me? You're gonna fight me? Fonz, I'm a girl

Fonzie: So what?

Daisy: So what?!?! You don't hit girls

Fonzie: There are exceptions in every case.

Daisy: What did I do to you?!?!

Fonzie: Getting involved in my personal life.

Daisy: I was just trying to-

Fonzie: Trying to ruin it. Now, I'll give you 2 minutes to say your last words.

Daisy: Clearly I have done something to upset you, but I don't know what I did besides trying to fix your problems.

Fonzie: Y'know, that's a really interesting way to fix my problems. Thought it would make it all better for CG?

Daisy: Of course! How would it not?!?!

Fonzie: You have a really nutso idea of what help is!

Daisy: Are you telling me you don't want CG back?

Fonzie: I do, I love her more than I love my bike

Daisy: Wow...that's love...

Fonzie: I know! And how is your idea going to help us get back together?!?!

Daisy: How will it not?!?!?!

Fonzie: Is this all your feminist junk?!?!

Daisy: Junk?!?! JUNK?!?!?! Feminism is not junk, you chauvinistic-

Fonzie: Woah!

Daisy: Oh Woah yourself. You shouldn't be asking what's wrong with me? I should be asking you that! You say you want CG back, but you don't like my idea?!?!

Fonzie: It's very simple. I want CG back so of course I don't like your idea since it's not going to help us get back together.

Daisy: How would it not-

Fonzie: Your time is up.

Daisy: I'm not going without a fight.

Fonzie: You...want to fight Me?

Daisy: Hey, I can get a few scratches in, can't I? Then again, you've never fought a girl or more than 5 people for that matter, so maybe I will win...

Fonzie: Oh, now you're-

Potsie: Fonzie!

Fonzie: Potsie, not now. I'm about to get rid of your problems forever...(starts for Daisy, but TF grabs his jacket. Fonzie looks down) Woah...

TF: (letting go) Sorry Fonz, we couldn't let you do it.

Fonzie: Couldn't let me do it? Potsie, you were the one who told me to do it in the first place.

Daisy: You told him to fight me. What is wrong with you??!?!

Potsie: Fonz, I made a mistake....Daisy wasn't setting CG up with other guys. The guy you saw CG with was just someone they got to help carry her to the car. And Kyle? Kyle's all Daisy's. Daisy was actually trying to get you and CG back together...

Everyone stares at him

TF: Well, now that we've got that funny little story-

Fonzie: You think that's funny? I could have hurt this girl. Maybe even more.

Daisy: Hah!

Fonzie turns to glare at her

Fonzie: (imitating her) Hah?

Daisy: I'd like to see you try.

Fonzie: Are you calling me a w-....wim-...

Daisy: a wimp?

Fonzie: Woah

Daisy: If the shoe fits...

Fonzie: What do you want?

Daisy: An apology

Fonzie: Fine, I'm sorry I hit (high pitched voice) Kyyyyle with my boot.

Daisy: Oh I don't care what happens to Kyle (Potsie perks up). You said it was Feminist Junk.

Fonzie: It is...

Daisy: Y'know, I can still say I saw you with 10 girls and I don't think CG'd like to hear that.

Fonzie: Is that a threat?

Daisy: I'd like to call intimidation

Fonzie: I'm not Potsie, I know what that means.

Daisy: I know you do, I just don't do "threats"

Fonzie: You want your apology (turns to glare at Potsie) Fine...I'm s-s-s-s.....I'm s-s-s-s-....

Daisy: I'm not going to finish your line for you

Fonzie: s-s-s-s-s

Voices call out from over a sand dune

HE'S SORRY!!!!

Daisy: Damn! I was looking forward to hear you say that. Hey, Fonz. No hard feelings right?

Fonzie: None. You?

Daisy: Nada. Hey, I think CG's waiting for you. She may still be a little hungover...

Fonzie: One more thing, why was she drunk?

Daisy: We couldn't figure out the problem so we decided to weasel it out of her when she was drunk.

Fonzie: Smart, I like that. I'm gonna go find CG. Potsie, I'll deal with you later. But right now, you have other things to deal with (looks at Daisy frowning at Potsie) Woah!

Potsie: Daisy....

Daisy: Don't you talk to me, Potsie Webber.

Potsie: I was jealous! I thought that you and Kyle would hate each other and you ended up all over him. You always talked about him around me and acted like he was "the one." So I got a little jealous...

Daisy: Potsie....

Potsie: What?

Daisy flings herself into his arms

Potsie: Are you okay?

Daisy: I couldn't stand another moment with Kyle! I was waiting for you to say that you were jealous so that I could dump him. God, Kyle was a pain. I was jealous too, but I thought you'd be too angry with me to take me back. I was worried that I would have to spend all that time with Kyle!

Kyle: Hey!

Daisy: Oh...he's awake...damn..

Kyle: You mean I was set up?!?! You like this buffoon over here?!?! He's hardly your type!

Daisy: Go away, Kyle. Some lonely librarian somewhere is waiting for you.

Kyle: But the mango shakes?

Daisy: Everybody knows I love 'em.

Kyle: The strawberries-

Daisy: You told me you liked them, you idiot!

Potsie: Bye Kylie Wylie

Kyle: I'm telling Mom!!

Kyle stalks off angrily

TF: Ahem! I'm not going to watch this Public Display of Affection, so I'll just go find Chad....

Daisy: He's with Joanie...

TF: What?!?!?!

Daisy: But Daphne's waiting for you in your room...

TF: Bye!

Before anyone can blink, he's run away;)

Daisy: Aw, Potsie, let's never fight again

Potsie: Okay, pookie.

Daisy: Potsie...?

Potsie: Yeah?

Daisy: Did you really read War & Peace?

Potsie: I got lost after the first chapter

Daisy: I thought so

Yay! Happy Ending for me and Potsie. But for CG and Fonzie? Only time and another episode of As Hawaii Turns will tell.

[White_Daisy]

Originally posted by TheFonz


TF: I got the Car running...Hop in. Maybe we can Catch Fonz.

K: Ok. Com'on Pots.

*Potsie Katie & TF jump into the Red Chevy and drive off*

K: How are we ever gonna Find Fonzie he could be anywhere...

TF: We find Daisy BEFORE Fonz can.

Potsie: Do we know where Daisy is?

TF: She's at some Theater on the east side of town. We can find Daisy, Katie can take her to a Safer place and Me and Pots can try to reason with Fonzie.

K: Sounds like a good plan. What's the name of the Theater?

TF: The Globe. It's on Green street.

Aw shucks, guys, I ruined your plan. Fonzie found me!:D

[C Doody]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
*Joanie is driving her car along the road when she sees Chad standing alone along the shoulder.*

Joanie: *pulls car over* Chad? Hop in! Why are you here in the middle of nowhere?

Chad: Well, I was driving with these beautiful women but they decided to drop me off here.

Joanie: *begins driving again* Well, luckily I came along when I did. Say, what are you doing tonight? I know you have been dating Daphne....and obviously, I'm no Daphne...... but welll......*blushes*...would you be interested in going out with me for a night on the town? *glances over at Chad, then returns her focus to the road*

Chad: Sure!

*Suddenly the car stops and Joanie stares into the winshield*

Chad: Whyd ya stop?

*Joanie turns around and looks at Chad with an evil glare*

Joanie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chad: WHAT?

*Suddenly Joanies eyes become extremely red and almost blinding, Chad covers his eyes when suddenly Joanie gets out of the car and becomes 100 Ft Tall.*

Joanie: FOOLISH MORTAL, NOW YOU MUST DIE

*Joanie picks up the car which Chad is still in and is about to eat it when suddenly...Chad wakes up under a palm tree, his clothes are covered in sand and no one else is around*

Chad: WHAAAAAAAAA?

*TF Walks over*

Chad: What happened to the Giant Joanie Monster?

TF: WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT CHAD?!

Chad: Nevermind, Musta been a dream. Ugh, I Feel horrible. What happened?

TF: Well after you paid those girls to let you drive their car to show off to everyone else...

Chad: Howd you know about that?

TF: Cause i did the same thing :(

Chad: Oh...Go On

TF: Well after that, we went back to that Hawain Arnolds look alike and Cal fixed us some weird Pineapple drink. I Started seeing things and the next thing we know we're out here.

Chad: Strange

TF: yeah

Chad: So how are we gonna get out of here?

TF: I Dont Know, Chad...I Dont Know

*Chad and TF look around, Than slowly start walking in the middle of nowhere*

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by White_Daisy


Aw shucks, guys, I ruined your plan. Fonzie found me!:D
That's why I deleted it :D :lol:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Chad: Sure!

*Suddenly the car stops and Joanie stares into the winshield*

Chad: Whyd ya stop?

*Joanie turns around and looks at Chad with an evil glare*

Joanie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chad: WHAT?

*Suddenly Joanies eyes become extremely red and almost blinding, Chad covers his eyes when suddenly Joanie gets out of the car and becomes 100 Ft Tall.*

Joanie: FOOLISH MORTAL, NOW YOU MUST DIE

*Joanie picks up the car which Chad is still in and is about to eat it when suddenly...Chad wakes up under a palm tree, his clothes are covered in sand and no one else is around*

Chad: WHAAAAAAAAA?

*TF Walks over*

Chad: What happened to the Giant Joanie Monster?

TF: WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT CHAD?!

Chad: Nevermind, Musta been a dream. Ugh, I Feel horrible. What happened?

TF: Well after you paid those girls to let you drive their car to show off to everyone else...

Chad: Howd you know about that?

TF: Cause i did the same thing :(

Chad: Oh...Go On

TF: Well after that, we went back to that Hawain Arnolds look alike and Cal fixed us some weird Pineapple drink. I Started seeing things and the next thing we know we're out here.

Chad: Strange

TF: yeah

Chad: So how are we gonna get out of here?

TF: I Dont Know, Chad...I Dont Know

*Chad and TF look around, Than slowly start walking in the middle of nowhere*
:lol:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Chad: Sure!

*Suddenly the car stops and Joanie stares into the winshield*

Chad: Whyd ya stop?

*Joanie turns around and looks at Chad with an evil glare*

Joanie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chad: WHAT?

*Suddenly Joanies eyes become extremely red and almost blinding, Chad covers his eyes when suddenly Joanie gets out of the car and becomes 100 Ft Tall.*

Joanie: FOOLISH MORTAL, NOW YOU MUST DIE

*Joanie picks up the car which Chad is still in and is about to eat it when suddenly...Chad wakes up under a palm tree, his clothes are covered in sand and no one else is around*

Chad: WHAAAAAAAAA?

*TF Walks over*

Chad: What happened to the Giant Joanie Monster?

TF: WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT CHAD?!

Chad: Nevermind, Musta been a dream. Ugh, I Feel horrible. What happened?

TF: Well after you paid those girls to let you drive their car to show off to everyone else...

Chad: Howd you know about that?

TF: Cause i did the same thing :(

Chad: Oh...Go On

TF: Well after that, we went back to that Hawain Arnolds look alike and Cal fixed us some weird Pineapple drink. I Started seeing things and the next thing we know we're out here.

Chad: Strange

TF: yeah

Chad: So how are we gonna get out of here?

TF: I Dont Know, Chad...I Dont Know

*Chad and TF look around, Than slowly start walking in the middle of nowhere*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:

[CollegeGirl]

:eek: AAAGGHH!!! *runs and hides from the Joanie monster*




















:lol:

[CollegeGirl]

* CG awakens.*

CG: Katie? WD? TF? Joanie? Mrs. C? Auntie Emm? Anyone? *climbs out of bed and looks around* Hello? *sighs* No one's here. *grabs onto the door frame* I feel so dizzy....and my head hurts. What happened? *dresses and walks downstairs.*

Camera fades out.
Next scene opens in Cal's Diner.

CG: Cal, I think I need something for a hangover.

Cal: CG, you don't look too good. What happened?

CG: I don't remember. The last thing I can recall is sitting at some bar with WD and Katie. I ordered a.....oh Cal! There must've been alcohol in that drink I ordered!!

Cal: How many did you have?

CG: *counts* 3...4....ummm, a total of 12.

Cal: CG, that's a lot of booze!

CG: Oh Cal, why did I drink so much? *moans*

Cal: Did I ever tell you about Larosa Scolletti? She broke my heart a long time ago. I still haven't gotten over it. A broken heart will lead us to do strange things. *sighs as he gets lost in thought* Yep yep yep. I'll see if I can find you something to ease that hangover.


*The door swings open. In walks Arthur Fonzarelli.*

Fonzie: Cal? Where are you Cal?

Cal: In here, Fonzie!

Fonzie: I need you, Cal.

*Cal walks out, carrying some sort of green solution in a shot glass*

Fonzie: *looks at the glass* What is that?

Cal: This? It's my special creation. It will cure any hangover.

Fonzie: *takes the glass and sniffs it* Whhooahh.....I feel sorry for anyone who has to drink THAT! Who is it for, anyway?
Cal: CollegeGirl. Hold on a minute while I take it to her. Hey, why don't you just give it to her.

Fonzie: *sees some tall, muscular guy bent over the table talking to CG* I don't think so, Cal.

Cal: Fonz, you've gotta talk to her. Come'on it breaks my heart to see you two broken up like this.

Fonzie: Well, get used to it. As far as I'm concerned, it's finito for us. And it doesn't look like CG is having any problems getting over me. *snaps his fingers and two girls rush to his side and they walk out together.*

Cal: *his frame droops as he delivers the drink*

Biff (tall, muscular guy): Are you kidding me? I can make you a very lucky woman by honoring you enough to be my date at the luau. Every woman wants to be on my arm.

CG: Not EVERY woman. Some women have taste. Now, if you will be kind enough to leave before I'm forced to call for help.

Biff: Ah, fine. Whatever. Do as you please. But don't expect Biff McGregor to be rejected and forget about it.

CG: *rolls her eyes* You're still here?

Biff: (disgusted) Fine. *leaves*

*Cal approaches table with drink*

CG: Thanks Cal. *sniffs the drink* What is this?

Cal: My own secret recipe. Drink up. Go on.

CG: *holds her nose and dumps the drink into her mouth* Arrgh! That was horrible! And HOT! Water! I need water! *tosses the flowers out of the vase that is sitting on the table and gulps down the water*

Cal: CG, when are you and Fonzie going to get back together? Don't you think this fight has been going on long enough? It's breaking my heart to see the two of you so miserable.

CG: That....that.....jerk? Cal, please don't mention his name in my presence. It's very sweet of you to worry *kisses his cheek* but, we are fine. We don't need to be together to be happy.

Cal: But, are you really happy?

CG: *fights back the tears and forces a smile* Of course. I couldn't be happier. I'm free Cal. There's nothing holding me back now. Why just think, if I decided that I wanted to pick up and leave at the drop of a hat, I could. I can go out whenever and where ever I want. How could it get any better than that?

Cal: *sighs* Well, as long as you're happy. *takes the empty glass back to the kitchen* Yep yep yep.

CG: *staring out into space* I mean, who needs a guy telling you how much he loves you? Wrapping you in his arms so you feel safe. Making you laugh when you feel blue. Crying with you when you're hurt. Sharing your joy. *looks over at an old man sitting in the booth behind her* You know, Fonzie once beat up a guy just because he laughed at me when I slipped on some ice and hurt myself. But, I don't need him. No sirreee! I'm fine on my own. *sighs* Just wonderful, in fact.




MEANWHILE....

Girls: *kissing Fonzie*

Fonzie: Girls, I'm sorry, but I'm not ready for this yet.

Girls: Aww...:(

*Fonz kisses them each on the cheek*

Fonz: You're both great. But, I need to go back and at least try to talk to CG. This has been going on too long. *walks back into the diner*


IN THE DINER.....

*Fonz walks to CG's table, but she's gone. He looks around and his heart sinks as he discovers she's no where around. *

[CollegeGirl]

*Fonzie sits down where CG was just sitting minutes ago. He sighs. He pushes her straw wrapper back and forth across the table. He then picks up her napkins, inhales the sweet scent of CG's perfume that's still lingering on it, and holds it next to his heart.*

Fonzie: This is nutso. I can't go on living like this. Cal! Get over here!

Cal: What is it, Fonz?

Fonzie: Cal, CG and I are going to get married this weekend. I need you to cater the reception.

Cal: Fonz, are you serious?! I didn't even think you and CG were on speaking terms.

Fonzie: We're not....yet. But, all that's going to change. Just you wait and see. But, I need you to prepare the food for this wedding. Can you handle that?

Cal: Of course!

*Just then Chachi runs in through the door*

Chachi: Fonz, come on! The luau's about to start! Everyone's waiting for us!

Fonzie: Ok, Chach. Let's go. And Cal, remember what I said. You get everything ready and I'll have the bride here.

Cal: *smiles* Such sweet kids. *hurries to plan the reception*

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Chad: Sure!

*Suddenly the car stops and Joanie stares into the winshield*

Chad: Whyd ya stop?

*Joanie turns around and looks at Chad with an evil glare*

Joanie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chad: WHAT?

*Suddenly Joanies eyes become extremely red and almost blinding, Chad covers his eyes when suddenly Joanie gets out of the car and becomes 100 Ft Tall.*

Joanie: FOOLISH MORTAL, NOW YOU MUST DIE

*Joanie picks up the car which Chad is still in and is about to eat it when suddenly...Chad wakes up under a palm tree, his clothes are covered in sand and no one else is around*

Chad: WHAAAAAAAAA?

*TF Walks over*

Chad: What happened to the Giant Joanie Monster?

TF: WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT CHAD?!

Chad: Nevermind, Musta been a dream. Ugh, I Feel horrible. What happened?

TF: Well after you paid those girls to let you drive their car to show off to everyone else...

Chad: Howd you know about that?

TF: Cause i did the same thing :(

Chad: Oh...Go On

TF: Well after that, we went back to that Hawain Arnolds look alike and Cal fixed us some weird Pineapple drink. I Started seeing things and the next thing we know we're out here.

Chad: Strange

TF: yeah

Chad: So how are we gonna get out of here?

TF: I Dont Know, Chad...I Dont Know

*Chad and TF look around, Than slowly start walking in the middle of nowhere*
*Suddenly TF is shaking CD, it was only a dream*

TF: Chad? Chad? Are you okay?

CD: Wha...Huh? Yeah, i think...What happened?

TF: You got drunk and hit your head on the table, you fainted.

CD: Ah. Man, I feel like I got hit by a Truck.

TF: You'll be alright, Cal! Com'ere and give Chad some of that Hangover remidie.

CD: Coming right up.

TF: Anyways, The Luau is gonna start here in about. . .(Looks at Watch) 5 minutes.

Cal: Here ya go.

Chad: Thanks (Gulps it down) YUCK! It tastes like...H-H-H-HOT! AHHH!

TF: Here *Throws cup of water at his mouth, it steams*

Chad: *Sigh of relief* Thanks TF, Cal. I feel much better now.

Cal: No prob.

TF: You comming to the Luau Cal?

Cal: Oh no. . .

TF: Com'on Cal.

Cal: Alright. :)

Chad: Great!

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie, WD, College Girl and Tuscadero find their group and they all sit together. Chachi sits down next to Katie and wraps his arm around her.

Chachi: Hey Hazel.

Katie: Hazel? I don't do windows.

Chachi: Your eyes are hazel, I can't call you blue eyes.

Katie: Oh, silly me, I like that show anyway. You know with all this excitement that's been going on, we haven't had much time to spend together.

Chachi: I was thinking the same thing. Why don't we take a walk along the beach.

Katie: But what about the show?

Chachi: We'll be back before then.

Katie: Okay, let's go.

Chad: Where are you two going?

Chachi: I'm taking Katie for a walk.

Istillgotit: Don't forget her leash. (laughs)

Ralph: You still got it!

Istillgotit: So do you!

Chachi and Katie roll their eyes and walk away.

The gang yells out to them: And NO Fighting!

Katie and Chachi: Don't worry, We'd never fight.

CG: Famous last words.

[C Doody]

*Suddenly the Giant Joanie Monster appears looking mad. Everyone looks scared when Cal jumps out of a bush*

Cal: MNNNNNNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

*Cal walks over and Kicks Joanie in the foot and starts shaking his fist not phasing her at all, She than picks him up and throws him in the Volcano*

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT CAL! WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Chad: We must find a sacrifice to feed the Teenage Beast!

*Everyone looks at Elvis Fonzie Dean*

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Suddenly the Giant Joanie Monster appears looking mad. Everyone looks scared when Cal jumps out of a bush*

Cal: MNNNNNNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

*Cal walks over and Kicks Joanie in the foot and starts shaking his fist not phasing her at all, She than picks him up and throws him in the Volcano*

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT CAL! WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Chad: We must find a sacrifice to feed the Teenage Beast!

*Everyone looks at Elvis Fonzie Dean*

Whatcho' Talkin' 'Bout Chad?

[C Doody]

Oh I See...

Chad: TF HAS VOLUNTEERED TO BE THE SACRIFICE!

[Stormtracker TF]

TF: Chad...What are you mumbleing on about? The Luau is about to start! :D

[C Doody]

Originally posted by TheFonz
TF: Chad...What are you mumbleing on about? The Luau is about to start! :D

*Chad wakes up*

Chad: Oh Ok

*Chad and TF walk out of Movie Theatre where the movie was playing*

[C Doody]

:lol:

[C Doody]

Lets go back tommorow for

[Moonlight Lady]

Chachi came back carrying Katie...

Crystal: What got into you two? What'd you do? Elope?

Chachi: Haha, very funny, Katie got bitten by a Jellyfish.

Potsie: :singing: Five days later, floatin down the delaware...

WD40: Potsie? have you been drinking?

Potsie: I'm only drunk on love.

WD40: Oh Potsie, how sweet

Katie: Excuse me! injured person here.

Lenny and Squiggy burst on to the scene

Squiggy: I have just the cure for that! I saw it on a tv show.

Fonzie: How'd you two like a fat lip!

Lenny and Squiggy: No thank you.

Fonzie: Then Beat it!

They leave and Chachi takes Katie to the first aid hut.

CG: Oh brother, they're gonna miss the whole Luau.
What else could go....

Tuscadero: Don't say it!



offtopic:


I just gotta ask, when did I get so bossy?

I love it when other people write my lines. I take on a whole new dimension :lol:

[Stormtracker TF]

OMG Chad...:lol:

[C Doody]

Ok, I Think ill make a seperate thread for these later :lol:

One More :p

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Ok, I Think ill make a seperate thread for these later :lol:

One More :p

:lol:
You're too funny Chad! :rotflmao:

[Moonlight Lady]

Those are great Chad :D

My favorite is Back To The Malph

[Tuscadero]

A serene Hawaiian night; the midnight blue sky yields to nothing but a lovely sliver of yellow moon slowly rising. The beach is surrounded by fragrant tropical flowers, tiki torches, and the sound of waves crashing on the shore. The Luau!

ON THE BEACH:

TF: Are you coming, or what?!

Chad: What? Who? I need a sacrifice for the mighty Joanie Monster before her wrath reins down on the entire island!

TF: *rolls his eyes* Cal will kill us if we're not at the Luau...but you need to lay off his drinks!

Chad: But he has been sacrificed! Now...the Luau! Ahh...the perfect place to stalk the one who will satisfiy the maniacal Joanie monster!

TF...Um, sure. We'd better get going!

MEANWHILE AT THE GIRLS' BUNGALOW:

Daisy: I am so pleased that this is all over and done with...I can't wait to see my Potsie tonight. What do you think of this dress?

CG: It's lovely...he won't be able to resist you. Maybe you two can sneak off early; I know I'll probably be there all night...ALONE.
*sighs heavily and quickly wipes a tear from the corner of her eye.* Well, that doesn't matter, I'm sure there will be tons of single, attractive guys at the Luau, right?

Tuscadero: Probably...but I think that Fonzie will be there, too.

CG: And?

Daisy: And you love him! Don't you see? Potsie and I have come to realize that no matter what happens, or how we fight, or what our differences are--we still love each other. Look at Fonzie--he's had many women but he chose *you*. You're the one that he can't let go of...so don't let go of him!

Tuscadero: She's right; I think that you need to look extra special tonight. *winks at Daisy*

Daisy: Yes...why don't you wear...White? *Pulls a white dress from the closet and hands it to CG, who nods in approval. She doesn't say much, but she's thinking about how much she misses Fonzie. Imagining life without him is too difficult. Daisy helps CG into her dress. Tuscadero turns to the mirror and fastens a red flower behind her ear. She lingers for a minute or so by the mirror*

Daisy: What are you getting all gussied up for? *Raises eyebrows*

T: Who? Me? Oh...nothing.

CG: Yeah. Right.

T: A girl can't look good for herself?

Daisy: Oh, a girl can look for herself alright, in fact she should! But I get the impression that there's a certain goofy redhead that you're looking to impress.

T: Goofy? Redhead? Well....*sighs.* Ok...MAYBE.

CG: Ah ha! We knew it...you think you're sneaky but you're not.

T: But he doesn't even know that I'm alive! *flops down on the bed*

Daisy: Oh come on...Ralph's not exactly the prom king. In fact, when was the last time he had a date?

*All giggle*

T: Point taken. Hey, where's Katie? Still with Chachi?

CG: I think we need to see if we can find them...either they're lost or they're up to no good *winks*

IN THE GUYS' BUNGALOW

*Elvis Fonzie Dean runs into the room and slams the door behind him*

EFD: Chad's a maniac! He wants to sacrifice me to the Joanie Monster!! TF just saved my life, but I'm still a little scared!

Fonzie: Whooooa. The *Joanie* Monster? Sit! *pours EFD a drink* Drink this!

EFD: What is this?

Fonzie: NOW! *EFD gulps it down and tries to relax* That's more like it. Webber, hand me that tie.

Potsie: A tie? What's the occassion *looks at Ralph, both burst into hysterics*

Fonzie: Cool it! Haven't you two heard the news? CG and I are going to tie the knot tonight and you will have the pleasure of being there to witness! *Combs hair in the mirror*

Richie: Yeah, I'm the best man. Chachi's going to take pictures and Cal's catering the whole thing. Isn't this great?

EFD: But...aren't you and CG having...problems? Don't you have to get her to agree?

Fonzie: She WILL agree. *grins* I love her so much!

Potsie: I...I can't believe this. Fonzie...married?

Ralph: Ha! Me neither! *guffaws*

Potsie: *eyeballing Ralph* Cut it out, Malph. I meant it in a good way. Maybe Daisy and I will be next *Sighs heavily, looks dreamily into space*

Ralph: You guys are crazy! Marriage? EEK!

IStillGotIt: Ralph's not even old enough to date!
*Ralph and IStillGotit high five. Ralph becomes serious and begins grooming himself in front of the mirror. Fonzie walks over to Ralph slowly*

Fonzie: Marriage, "eek"?

Ralph: Well....um....not exactly...

Fonzie: Girls, "eek"? *Fonzie gets in his face; Ralph blushes*

Ralph: No, of course not, Fonz. You know me...the bachelor! That's the life! *Laughs nervously*

Fonzie: If my thinking is correct (and it IS), you're trying to impress someone. *Cocks his head to the right waiting for an answer*

Ralph: Who doesn't want to impress girls?

Potsie: I think he means Tuscadero, cause you were talking to her on the beach today...and you were kind of close to her *teasingly* *Ralph frowns*

Ralph: Uh...did you guys hear the one about--

Fonzie: Shall we make it a triple wedding? Malph you're transparent! Now...where's my photographer?

Richie: Off somewhere with Katie...but don't worry, Fonz...I'll go round him up! Of course, I might just bump into Crystal on the way....*grins* *Fonzie glares at him* Or not! No, not all...in fact, why don't I leave now!

Fonzie: Good plan, Cunningham! *Snaps his fingers* Let's do this!

[C Doody]

*Shows up at Luau wearing Orange Hawaian Shirt and Straw Hat*

Chad: Hey TF, Wheres that pig with the apple in its mouth?

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Shows up at Luau wearing Orange Hawaian Shirt and Straw Hat*

Chad: Hey TF, Wheres that pig with the apple in its mouth?
TF: Over on the table. *Points to pig* Yum. :liplick:


:lol:

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Melissa comes back from her little shopping spree with ssssshhhh Eriks credit cards and sees everyone fighting
I leave for a second and Y'all are fighting WHATS up with that??? alright whose up for some MiTies (not sure on the spelling so never mind hehehe) we all think better Drunk :D

[*ShortCake*]

*Strolls in with a few surfer guys* Hey everyone! I found these surfer dudes for all of us girls.. cute huh? :D LOL. Nice party !!!

[Tuscadero]

Hi girls! Sure, I could go for a mai tai (but just one...!). You missed the fights, but it looks like you might be in time for a wedding?!

*Do they always have so many cute guys in Hawaii? Must be the reason where there's a shortage at home...:( *

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Tuscadero
*Do they always have so many cute guys in Hawaii? Must be the reason where there's a shortage at home...:( *

Well what can i say? Im Adorable!

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Well what can i say? Im Adorable!

:lol: :lol: :lol: There's always cloning!

[C Doody]

*Everyone sits around a campfire, Chad walks out with a guitar and sings "I Wanna Believe In This One" With Potsie

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by Tuscadero
Hi girls! Sure, I could go for a mai tai (but just one...!). You missed the fights, but it looks like you might be in time for a wedding?!

*Do they always have so many cute guys in Hawaii? Must be the reason where there's a shortage at home...:( * AWW awesome Erik and I eloped but sssssh dont tell anyone that but wait whose getting married DANG IT I miss all the good stuff!!

[C Doody]

Chad: Have a seat Potsie

*Potsie sits down*

Chad: Ahem........AHEM......

*Turns around as all of the lights on the Beach go out leaving it in pure darkness, Moments later an Orange Spotlight goes over Chad*

Chad: DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO, ITS NO UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE...ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO HGAVE FUN WITH ANYONE...BUT WHEN I SEE YOU HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE, ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...I WANNA DIE.....ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO GO OUT AT ANY TIME, BUT WHEN I SEE YOU OUT AND ABOUT ITS SUCH A CRIIIIIME, IF YOU SHOULD EVER WANNA BE LOVED BY ANYONE...ITS NOT UNUSUAAAAAL, IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY...NO MATTER WHAT YA SAY....YOULL FIND IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIIIIIME, LOVE WILL NEVER DO....WHAT YOU WANT IT TO...WHY CANT THIS CRAZY LOVE BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

*Slides across sand and lands on knees*

Chad: ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE AMD WITH ANYONE...ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE SAD WITH ANYONE. BUT IF I EVER FIND THAT YOUVE CHANGED AT ANY TIME, ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO FIND OUT IM IN LOVE WITH YOU WOAH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH, WOAH OH OH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A OH OH, OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WOAHA OHHHHHHHHHHH

*Bows twice before sitting down*

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Chad: Have a seat Potsie

*Potsie sits down*

Chad: Ahem........AHEM......

*Turns around as all of the lights on the Beach go out leaving it in pure darkness, Moments later an Orange Spotlight goes over Chad*

Chad: DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO, ITS NO UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE...ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO HGAVE FUN WITH ANYONE...BUT WHEN I SEE YOU HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE, ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...I WANNA DIE.....ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO GO OUT AT ANY TIME, BUT WHEN I SEE YOU OUT AND ABOUT ITS SUCH A CRIIIIIME, IF YOU SHOULD EVER WANNA BE LOVED BY ANYONE...ITS NOT UNUSUAAAAAL, IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY...NO MATTER WHAT YA SAY....YOULL FIND IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIIIIIME, LOVE WILL NEVER DO....WHAT YOU WANT IT TO...WHY CANT THIS CRAZY LOVE BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

*Slides across sand and lands on knees*

Chad: ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE AMD WITH ANYONE...ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE SAD WITH ANYONE. BUT IF I EVER FIND THAT YOUVE CHANGED AT ANY TIME, ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO FIND OUT IM IN LOVE WITH YOU WOAH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH, WOAH OH OH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A OH OH, OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WOAHA OHHHHHHHHHHH

*Bows twice before sitting down*

The crowd goes wild! Girls fling their panties at Chad as he returns to his seat. A few women who were observing from the sidelines run up to him:

"You're sexier than Tom Jones in his heyday!"

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by *ShortCake*
*Strolls in with a few surfer guys* Hey everyone! I found these surfer dudes for all of us girls.. cute huh? :D LOL. Nice party !!!

CG: ShortCake!!! You brought men!! How wonderful.. This should really drive Fonzie crazy! :clap:




CG: *begins crying after she listens to Chad's song* Love? Ha! What is love but some excuse to sell greeting cards and chocolate? Love is merely a delusion of the mind preyed upon by businesses to boost the economic growth of our country.

Chad: :( You didn't like the song?

CG: Chad, I absolutely LOVED it. :D Honest. It's just that love is a tad overstated if you ask me. Love. Bah Humbug!

[CollegeGirl]

As CG is sitting on a blanket with the others, Potsie and WD approach. Fonzie is tagging along.

CG: WD! Potsie! *looks at Fonzie and turns her head, ignoring him*

Potsie: Yeah, and we brought Fonzie too! *WD elbows him and gives him a stern look*

WD: CG, Potsie was just telling me about how you mistook his date for someone else. Forgive me for laughing, but that was amusing.

CG: I know it sounds crazy, but I KNOW that girl. She is not Russian.

WD: I don't know about that. I talked with her. She seemed authentic to me.

CG: She's got a good act going on. But, I'm not convinced that it's any more than that-- an act.

Fonzie: May I butt in here?

CG: No!

WD: *turns to Fonzie* Pay no attention to her. She's just sore that she came to the party ALONE. Notice, she has no date. CG, why look, Fonzie's ALONE too. He has no date.

Fonzie: AAYY!

WD: Fonz, PLEASE just go with me on this one. I'm trying to help the situation, not insult you.

Fonzie: Oh. I knew that!

WD: Now, Fonz, what was were you going to say?

Fonzie: Say? Oh! Yeah. I was going to say that maybe CG is right.

CG: Huah! (flips her hair over her shoulder and turns her back to them....then, turns around to look at him again) You think I'm right?

Fonzie: Well, yeah. I mean maybe she IS really CG's old friend. Who knows? Stranger things have happened.

CG: Fonz, you're saying that you think I'm right?

Fonzie: Don't get used to it! (WD elbows him in the ribs.) Woah!

WD: You're not helping the situation.

CG: *stands up and brushes sand off herself* I'm going to roast some marshmallows.

WD: Oh, good idea! Fonzie, why don't you go roast some too?

Fonzie: I don't want any marshmallows.

*WD stomps on his foot*

Fonzie: (yelps) Webber, I'm gonna kill your girlfriend!!

Potsie: Sorry, Fonz. She didn't mean it. Did you Pookie?

WD: Fonz, by roasting marshmallows with her, you will have the opportunity to talk to her ALONE!

Fonzie: OOohhh.. Talking to her is what I want to do, right? Yeah. Good idea.

*Just then Chad and TF come running up*

Chad: Fonzie, help! Attack of the Joanie Monster! *tries to catch his breath*

TF: Yeah. You've gotta come quick! She's going to terrorize the entire village. She won't stop until she's *gulps* full!

Fonzie: *claps his hands together in panic* Attack of the Joanie monster?? Won't stop until she's full? Quick, take me to her!

*They run off to find her*

WD: But, Fonz, what about-- *sighs*



*CG walks over to the fire, inserts some marshmallows on a stick, and begins toasting them*

Irina: CG! I'm glad I found you.

CG: Irina?

Irina: Look I'm sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to snub you in front of your friend.

CG: Bessie, what could possibly possess you to act in such a way?

Irina: I came to Hawaii looking for some fun. But no one takes us farm girls seriously. So, I invented an accent and new name to match my new identity. Shucks, I was just tryin' to have a little fun. No harm in that, right?

CG: *rotates her stick in the fire* I suppose not.

Irina: I swear, I never dreamed you'd be here. You completely took me for a surprise.

CG: Bess, that guy you were with, Potsie Webber, is dating a friend of mine.

Irina: Gee, I sure am sorry about that. I never planned for it to work out like that, but welll.....it just kinda fell into sorts like that.

CG: It's ok. But, do me a favor. Come explain to my friends who you really are. They think I'm crazy.

Irina: *chuckles* Well, if I remember correctly....

CG: Bessie!

Irina: Sorry, I couldn't resist. Look, I'd love to help you, but I seriously have to leave. My hellicopter is due in.....*just then high winds blow through the beach and a hellicopter approaches and drops down a rope* Right on schedule. But, listen, the next time I see you and your friends, I'll explain everything, OK?

CG: *nods solemnly* Alright, Bessie. Thanks. BYE! :bye:

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie: Chachi, how long do I have to lie here?

Chachi: Just 5 minutes longer.

Katie: Stupid poison.

Doctor Badman: Okay, you can get up now. Here's some crutches.

Katie: What's up doc? Why the crappy bedside manner, you get up on the wrong side of the operating table?

Chachi: You've been hanging around Ralph too long.

Katie: That's a good thing.

Doctor Feelgood: Here's some juice dear.

Chachi: Deer Juice!?

Doctor: *laughs* Nevermind. Have a good time you crazy kids.

Katie and Chachi leave the first aid hut and make their way back to the Luau. Everyone is shocked to see Katie on crutches and they yell at Chachi who explains the jellyfish.

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
Katie: Chachi, how long do I have to lie here?

Chachi: Just 5 minutes longer.

Katie: Stupid poison.

Doctor Badman: Okay, you can get up now. Here's some crutches.

Katie: What's up doc? Why the crappy bedside manner, you get up on the wrong side of the operating table?

Chachi: You've been hanging around Ralph too long.

Katie: That's a good thing.

Doctor Feelgood: Here's some juice dear.

Chachi: Deer Juice!?

Doctor: *laughs* Nevermind. Have a good time you crazy kids.

Katie and Chachi leave the first aid hut and make their way back to the Luau. Everyone is shocked to see Katie on crutches and they yell at Chachi who explains the jellyfish.


CG: Katie!! Are you ok? Come, sit down! Have some marshmallows. *hits Chachi*

Chachi: Oww! What was that for?

CG: We trust you to take Katie out for a romantic walk and she comes back on crutches. Chachi, what happened to chivalry? You couldn't have thrown yourself between her and the jellyfish and taken the bite for her? Are you a man or a mouse?

Chachi: CG, look I had NO IDEA there was a jellyfish there until she screamed.

Katie: *giggles* And after I screamed, Chachi screamed louder!

CG: Chachi. Chachi. Chachi. *shakes her head in disapproval*

Chachi: Look, I'm sorry Katie's on crutches. But, I've offered to make it up to her.

CG: And just how do you intend on doing that?

Chachi: Oh, I have my ways. (Chachi and Katie grin and laugh)

CG: *hits Chachi again* Smut!

Chachi: Owwww! Now, look CG I'm getting really tired of you---

*Just then Fonzie appears behind Chachi*

Fonzie: Tired of her doing what, Chach?

Chachi: *shocked* Fonz! Oh ummm.....nothing. I was just telling CG that I'm tired of her being the one to worry about everyone else. It's about time we began worrying about her.

Fonzie: I see.

Chachi: Yeah, well, the dance is about to begin. Katie, do you think you can....*sees the crutches* Oh. I guess you can't.

Katie: Nonsense! *tosses the crutches aside and jumps to her feet*

Chachi: How'd you do that?!

Katie: Old tropical remedy taught to me by ancient tribal shawman.

Chachi: Really?!

Katie: *rolls her eyes* Of course not! I never needed crutches in the first place. That doctor wasn't even a real doctor.

Chachi: How can you be so sure?

Katie: Well, it was a dead giveaway when he called the bone in my foot a phillanthropist.

Chachi: It's not?

Katie: *rolls her eyes again* But, when the two men in white jackets showed up to escort him to their van as we were leaving, I suspected something was afoul.

Chachi: Beauty and brains. Wa wa wa!

Katie: So, are we going to dance or stand here and wa wa?

Chachi: *scratches head* Huh?

Katie: (exasperated) Men! *leads him out to where they begind to dance*

*Everyone else goes out and begins to dance, leaving Fonzie and CG sitting on the blanket alone*

[CollegeGirl]

*Fonzie is carving something in the sand with his finger*

CG: Soooooo.....

Fonzie: SO.

CG: Yeah.

Fonzie: Yeah.

CG: It's a beautiful night out.

Fonzie: Sure is. (glances at her then back at the sand where he is writing something out)

CG: You don't want to dance do you?

Fonzie: Naaww....

CG: No. Me neither.

Fonzie: *looks at her from the corner of his eye and grins*

CG: It's a nice night for a walk.

Fonzie: Sure is.

CG: *sighs* Right.

Fonzie: *still writing*

CG: What are you writing over there?

Fonzie: *wipes through the sand with his hand, erasing everything* Oh nothing.

CG: Oh.

Fonzie: I'm thristy. Would you like some punch?

CG: With extra vodka!

Fonzie: Hu Huh! Extra vodka. Riiiight. *remembers the fight that almost occured when CG got drunk* So, two cups of non-alcoholic punch?

CG: *nods* Yeah.

[Moonlight Lady]

Chad is teaching everyone a new dance he just made up called "The Doody" :rotflmao:

Chad: No no no, you're doing it wrong. it's like this.

TF: But my legs won't let me do that.

Chad: You forgot to stretch first.

Katie: Well try this one, it's called "The Jellyfish"

Tuscadero: What is it with you and jellyfish lately?
I thought last week was bad when you were obsessed with that Kutcher kid.

Katie: I'm so over that now.

Crystal: You hate him now?

Katie: No, I still like him. But not in a delusional way. Let's get back to dancing. I'm having a good time.

CG and Fonzie sit by the fire and talk, Potsie and WD are slow dancing. Chad, TF, ISGI, Ralph and Potsie are sitting in a circle trying to invent more new dances that, hopefully, won't send people to a chiropractor.

Istillgotit: I got it, Instead of Breakdancing, Breakwaltzing! Yeah!

Chad: No! Breaksquaredancing.

Richie: Oh brother.

[*ShortCake*]

LOL Yup I brought men!!! *Sigh* LOL aren't they gorgeous? Anyways-- LOL where are the martini's?

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by *ShortCake*
LOL Yup I brought men!!! *Sigh* LOL aren't they gorgeous? Anyways-- LOL where are the martini's?
Over there..Wait, I already drank them all :lol: :liplick: :p

[C Doody]

Chad: You people and your Alcohol....Makes me SICK!

[CollegeGirl]

CG: So, what became of the Joanie monster?

Fonzie: Oh, she went back to where she came from.

CG: Where was that? How'd you get her to go, sacrifice anyone I know?

Fonzie: To where the wind begins....and no, I didn't sacrifice anyone. I kissed her. She was so content with my kiss that she agreed not to terrorize anyone anymore.

CG: (shouts) You KISSED her? (calms down) I mean, oh. I see.

Fonzie: *grins* How about I show you how I kissed her?

CG: :blush: You'd be willing to do that?

Fonzie: More than...(leans in for a kiss, but suddenly the Aloha Pussycats run up and snatch Fonzie away)

Ginger: Fonzie! Like wow, is that really you?

Fonzie: Ginger?! (kisses her cheek, which totally infuriates CG) Annette? Pauline? What are you girls doing here?

Annette: We've been doing the dances here for years. I'm so excited to see you! :love:

Pauline: Fonz, what brings you here? Oh, nevermind, we're just glad you're here! (takes him by the hand and pulls him out to the dance area)


~Fonzie and the Aloha Pussycats are dancing.~

CG: That dimrod! I can't believe he just left me. *continues to watch them dance*

~Biff approaches~

CG: (with disgust) You again?

Biff: Look, I know I came on a bit strong earlier. But, I just saw your boyfriend leave with that group of girls. I came over to console you.

CG: First, he is NOT my boyfriend. Second, I do not need to be consoled.

Biff: Hey, hey. Calm down. Take it easy. I'm just trying to apologize.

CG: I'm sorry. It's just that, well.....*sigh*

Biff: *reaches out his hand toward her* Here, come dance with me.

CG: *raises a brow*

Biff: Let me rephrase that. Please come dance with me?

CG: I might as well. It beats sitting here alone, moping.

*Biff and CG dance. Slowly, everyone notices them. People start whispering to their dates. Looks are exchanged.*

WD: WHAT is she doing? She's going to ruin everything. Why is she dancing with that....*pauses* incredibly good looking guy?

Potsie: Hey! I heard that.

WD: Sorry, dear. :blush:

Katie: (to WD) That's not the half of it. *points to where Fonzie is dancing with the Aloha Pussycats*

WD: You have GOT to be kidding me. Of all the ridiculous, senseless, hair-brained things to do. Is this guy trying to salvage his relationship or drive it deeper into the pits of annulment?

~Fonzie spots CG dancing with Biff. He stares at them in jealousy, but continues to dance. As CG watches Fonzie dance, her own level of jealousy rises. Fonzie dances closer with the Pussycats. CG leans her head on Biff's shoulder. Suddenly, Fonzie gets mad and storms down across the beach, out of sight. CG looks up to find him gone.~

CG: Where's Fonzie?

Biff: He left a couple minutes ago.

CG: He did WHAT?! Where did he go?

Biff: I dunno. He took off down across the beach.

CG: I'm sorry Biff, but I've gotta go find him. *she races away in pursuit of Fonzie*

*Biff continues dancing by himself. A couple girls approach and begin dancing with him.*

[CollegeGirl]

I'm running low on new ideas. :(

[CollegeGirl]

~CG is running along the beack, trying to make out her way through the darkness. She spots a siloutte of a person standing on a cliff, looking down at the waves beating along the jagged rocks beneath.~

CG: Oh no! What have I done? He wouldn't really.....*takes off running up the hill* FONZIE!!! DON'T DO IT! *lunges at Fonzie*

Fonzie: *losing his balance, starts to fall off the cliff, but catches himself just in time* What the--! CG! Are you NUTSO?!!

CG: Fonz, I'm glad I caught you in time. I can't believe you were going to end your life like that!

Fonzie: CG, calm yourself. End my life like what? With you pushing me off a cliff? Boy, when you get mad at a guy, you really get mad at him.

CG: But....I wasn't pushing you off a cliff. I was stopping you from JUMPing off. You were going to commit suicide.

Fonzie: Wooahh! What gave you that idea?

CG: You stormed away from the party. Then I saw you standing up here, looking down at the rocks. *looks down, gets dizzy, and starts to faint*

~CG falls like a ragdoll to the ground, but Fonzie catches her and holds her up. They stare into each other's eyes for a few seconds. They blink.~

CG: You caught me.

Fonzie: AAAYY! I said I would, didn't I? (author's note: to understand the significance of this, recall an earlier fight resulting from Fonzie saying he'd catch CG if she fainted, but when she pretended to faint, he let her fall to the ground, explaining "You didn't faint")

~They kiss.~

CG: But, Fonz, why were you standing up here on this cliff. You looked like you were about to jump.

Fonz: Well.....


To Be Continued

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie, WD, Crystal, Tuscadero, Shortcake, Potsie, Ralph, TF, ISGI, Chad and all the other are running towards the cliff when they saw what just happened.

WD: CG!!! Oh my Goodness! Are you okay?!

Katie: I can't believe this is happening!

Chachi: Wait up Katie!

Tuscadero: Hurry up!

ISGI: I can't run anymore

Chad: Yeah me neither, i'm going back to sing another song.

TF: I'm going to see another movie.

Richie: Fonzie! You okay!

Fonzie: Red calm yourself, I'm okay, and so is CG!

Katie: Oh thank goodness. Let's get them back to the Luau.
I don't think we could handle another week in Hawaii, but as long as we're all together. I just inherited my Aunt's vacation house in Oahu in addition to alot of money. So we can come here whenever we want.

[CollegeGirl]

** BEFORE ANYONE ARRIVES TO HELP OUT.**



CG: But, Fonz, why were you standing up here on this cliff. You looked like you were about to jump.

Fonzie: I just came up here to sort out my thoughts. As I was watching down at the waves beating against the rocks, it reminded me of my own life. The way the waves keep knocking into the rocks and chipping away pieces until there's nothing left. In a way, the rocks symbolize me and the waves symbolize you. *CG raises an eyebrow* I noticed how beautiful those rocks were because of the waves. The waves are actually shaping them into a better person....errmm, I mean thing.

CG: That's so sweet.

Fonzie: There's something magical...almost hypnotizing about looking down there. Like it just fits. It will last forever and endure everything, no matter what.

CG: Fonzie...*smiles warmly, clearly impressed by his speech* I've never heard you speak so eloquently. That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life. *kisses his cheek*

Fonzie: *blushes and grins shyly* It seems to me, that it would be a horrible fate to ever separate those waves from those rocks. It would be even worse to serarate you from me. *pauses* CG, *pulls out her ring from his pocket and kneels down in front of her* Will you marry me? Tonight. On this island. Above these rocks.

CG: *cries*

Fonzie: *looks worried* What's wrong? Didn't I do it right?

CG: Do it right? Of course you did. It was absolutely perfect. *wipes back the tears* I think it is so befitting that we marry here on this island. Above these rocks that will symbolize our enduring love forever. Now, we've just got to prepare the wedding.

Fonzie: No need. I've already taken care of that.

CG: You did what?! You planned out our wedding without consulting me first? How could you?!

Fonzie: Relax. I just asked Cal to cater it. I told our friends. There wasn't enough time to plan anything big. We'll just say our vows out here beneath the stars.


~Just then, Fonz and CG look up and see a star shoot across the sky. They hold each other and smile. Their wish has already come true.~


~Just then, they see people racing up the hill~

CG: Now, who could that be?

[C Doody]

*Chad walks out*

Chad: Hey guys, I Found me a date.....Its K.C!

[White_Daisy]

Scene: Luau

It's nighttime and everyone's sitting by their respective dates and listening to the hula girls sing. CG and Fonzie are starring at the stars, not really paying attention to anyone or anything else. Potsie & Daisy are sitting together till Potsie spills a drink on Daisy and gets her mad. Then she sits 5 ft away from him, but she comes back in a few minutes. Katie is resting her swollen leg on Chachi's lap till he accidently hits it and she jumps around in pain for a while. Chad and TF are sitting together cause...well, all the girls left...sorry, guys. Tuscadero walks onto the scene and sighs to herself as Ralph does the same.

Ha`aheo ka ua i nâ pali

T: I wish I had someone to spend this night with

Ralph: Yeah (he comes out of a shadow surprising her) Everyone looks so happy...

Ke nihi a`e la i kanahele

T: I thought you wanted to remain single...

Ralph: I said that then, but you get a little lonely when you really are single.

E uhai ana paha i ka liko

T: I came here looking for a guy. I had one in mind. He was perfect for me. But, uh, things haven't worked out yet...

Ralph: Really? I came here for the chicks (Tuscadero frowns), but a girlfriend would have been nice.

Pua `âhihi lehua a o uka

T: In case you haven't noticed, I don't date many people in Milwaukee

Ralph: In case you haven't noticed, I don't date at all.

Aloha `oe, aloha `oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace,
A ho`i a`e au
Until we meet again

T: Do you wanna hear about my special guy?

Ralph: (looks around uneasily, maybe even jealously) Sure...

O ka hali`a aloha i hiki mai

T: He's wonderful. He's handsome, and he's sweet. And he has an amazing sense of humor...

Ralph: (looks down sadly) Sounds like a great guy...

Ke hone a`e nei i

T: He's the perfect guy...

Ralph: Sounds like it...

Ku`u manawa

T: Do you wanna tell me about your perfect girl?

Ralph: Doesn't matter, I haven't met her yet...

`O `oe nö ka`u ipo aloha

T: She's bound to show up sometime...

Ralph: I don't think so

A loko e hana nei

T: Maybe she's just a little late?

Ralph: She's with another guy

Maopopo ku`u `ike i ka nani

T: Right now?

Ralph: No...but she wants to be with him

Nä pua rose o Maunawili

T: More than she wants to be with you?

Ralph: Seems like it

I laila hia`ia nä manu

T: (Understanding) Ralph, I forgot to tell you something very important about my guy (Ralph sighs)...He has a handsome, amazing, wonderful, I'm-running-out-of-adjectives head of...curly red hair...

Ralph looks up shocked

Miki`ala i ka nani o ka lipo

Ralph: You mean...?

T: Let's dance, Ralph

Ralph: I still got it, even in awkward situations about heartbreak

Aloha `oe, aloha `oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace,
A ho`i a`e au
Until we meet again

The romantic part of the luau ends with everyone happy including Tuscadero and Ralph slow dancing. A car full of girls drives by and giggles at Chad, TF, and Istillgotit. We don't see them again for the rest of the night...

[C Doody]

Quit trying to take us out of it, This is as much The Boys party as it is yours! besides...i Brought K.C. :D

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Quit trying to take us out of it, This is as much The Boys party as it is yours! besides...i Brought K.C. :D
Since Daphne couldn't make it I'll have to take Jenny P. :D















:grineyes:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by TheFonz

Since Daphne couldn't make it I'll have to take Jenny P. :D















:grineyes:

You dog you!

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by White_Daisy

T: In case you haven't noticed, I don't date many people in Milwaukee

Ralph: In case you haven't noticed, I don't date at all.

[/B]

HAHAHAHAAHAH. Good one (of many)!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


You dog you!

What? We're just going to get Ice Cream! :lol:

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Scene: Luau

It's nighttime and everyone's sitting by their respective dates and listening to the hula girls sing. CG and Fonzie are starring at the stars, not really paying attention to anyone or anything else. Potsie & Daisy are sitting together till Potsie spills a drink on Daisy and gets her mad. Then she sits 5 ft away from him, but she comes back in a few minutes. Katie is resting her swollen leg on Chachi's lap till he accidently hits it and she jumps around in pain for a while. Chad and TF are sitting together cause...well, all the girls left...sorry, guys. Tuscadero walks onto the scene and sighs to herself as Ralph does the same.

Ha`aheo ka ua i nâ pali

T: I wish I had someone to spend this night with

Ralph: Yeah (he comes out of a shadow surprising her) Everyone looks so happy...

Ke nihi a`e la i kanahele

T: I thought you wanted to remain single...

Ralph: I said that then, but you get a little lonely when you really are single.

E uhai ana paha i ka liko

T: I came here looking for a guy. I had one in mind. He was perfect for me. But, uh, things haven't worked out yet...

Ralph: Really? I came here for the chicks (Tuscadero frowns), but a girlfriend would have been nice.

Pua `âhihi lehua a o uka

T: In case you haven't noticed, I don't date many people in Milwaukee

Ralph: In case you haven't noticed, I don't date at all.

Aloha `oe, aloha `oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace,
A ho`i a`e au
Until we meet again

T: Do you wanna hear about my special guy?

Ralph: (looks around uneasily, maybe even jealously) Sure...

O ka hali`a aloha i hiki mai

T: He's wonderful. He's handsome, and he's sweet. And he has an amazing sense of humor...

Ralph: (looks down sadly) Sounds like a great guy...

Ke hone a`e nei i

T: He's the perfect guy...

Ralph: Sounds like it...

Ku`u manawa

T: Do you wanna tell me about your perfect girl?

Ralph: Doesn't matter, I haven't met her yet...

`O `oe nö ka`u ipo aloha

T: She's bound to show up sometime...

Ralph: I don't think so

A loko e hana nei

T: Maybe she's just a little late?

Ralph: She's with another guy

Maopopo ku`u `ike i ka nani

T: Right now?

Ralph: No...but she wants to be with him

Nä pua rose o Maunawili

T: More than she wants to be with you?

Ralph: Seems like it

I laila hia`ia nä manu

T: (Understanding) Ralph, I forgot to tell you something very important about my guy (Ralph sighs)...He has a handsome, amazing, wonderful, I'm-running-out-of-adjectives head of...curly red hair...

Ralph looks up shocked

Miki`ala i ka nani o ka lipo

Ralph: You mean...?

T: Let's dance, Ralph

Ralph: I still got it, even in awkward situations about heartbreak

Aloha `oe, aloha `oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace,
A ho`i a`e au
Until we meet again

The romantic part of the luau ends with everyone happy including Tuscadero and Ralph slow dancing. A car full of girls drives by and giggles at Chad, TF, and Istillgotit. We don't see them again for the rest of the night...

Wow, WD...that's the perfect ending to the LONGEST couple of days in Hawaii! Everybody's happy. That was really good *sighs dreamily; reads it again...and again*

But will Hawaii remain peaceful and serene with this crew? Make sure to tune in next time!

[AnaheimPMWitch]

okay somebody take the alcohol away from me I'm soo hungover its not even funny I think I'm gonna get sick

[C Doody]

Ending? :mad:

Im not gonna let it end like that :mad:

Why are Me, TF, Jacko and the rest of the Boys on the Board merely Background Characters? This is WRONG

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by AnahiemPMWitch
okay somebody take the alcohol away from me I'm soo hungover its not even funny I think I'm gonna get sick

Did I speak too soon? Tuscadero sees Anahiem stumbling up the beach toward where she and Ralph are dancing; Anahiem stumbles towards Daisy and Potsie, who she almost trips over. Anahiem takes a swig from her drink and flails around*

Daisy: That's it...just give me the glass...easy now. *Grabs the glass from Anahiem and whispers to Potsie*

Just carry her to the room and we'll put her to bed.

*Potsie nods obediently and hoists Anahiem over his shoulder; she sings loudly about a drunken sailor...or...something like that.*

Anahiem: Eric? Where's Eric? Oh, Chad...are you Eric?

*Chad and TF come out from the bushes*

Chad: What happened to her?

TF: Forget that! Our dates are waiting in the car--let's grab our bathing suits and so we can get back to the hot tub!

Chad: Suits? We don't need no stinking suits!

TF *grins wickedly*: Good point! Let's get back to those lovely ladies!

*Potsie whirls around to bring Anahiem to her room; Anahiem continues to motion to Chad, thinking that he's Eric, or that TF's Eric...something about Eric!*

Anahiem: Um, I think I have to....

Potsie: Hang on, it's not that far now...no need to get sick! *whispers to himself* Oh Dear God, don't let her get sick on me.

Anahiem: Uh....

TF: CHAD! LOOK OUT!

Anahiem: puke:

*Chad and TF are sprayed*

Chad: Awwww, man!

TF: *to Chad* This is your fault!

Anaheim: ERIC!?

Eric runs up the beach and scoops Anahiem up into his arms.

Eric: Well...I wanted to get her in bed, but this wasn't what I had in mind! *Chuckles*

*Turns and carries Anahiem to her room. Daisy and Potsie exchange relieved looks. Chad and TF decide to run far, far away from boozing babes...and back to the hot tub! (where IStillGotIt has been left alone with all the women!)*

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Ending? :mad:

Im not gonna let it end like that :mad:

Why are Me, TF, Jacko and the rest of the Boys on the Board merely Background Characters? This is WRONG

See? It never ends.

What happened to KC and Jenny?

[C Doody]

*Takes K.C for Walk*

Chad: Well i ummm......

K.C: No need to be Shy Chad

Chad: Well i ummm....With the....And the.... GOTTA GO

*Chad runs off*





You just witnessed what will most likely happen on my first real Life Date :lol:

[Tuscadero]

You can handle a 50-Foot Joanie Monster but you can't get a sentence out for K.C.?

*tsk, tsk* :nonono:

Can't you sign up for one of those wooing classes that Fonzie teaches in his office?

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Tuscadero
You can handle a 50-Foot Joanie Monster but you can't get a sentence out for K.C.?

*tsk, tsk* :nonono:

Can't you sign up for one of those wooing classes that Fonzie teaches in his office?

Chad, Fonzie's next class begins tomorrow morning at 6am sharp. Be there! And don't make Fonz come looking for you. You wouldn't like that. ;):p

[CollegeGirl]

Tune In For......


http://hawaiiwedding.com/sunsetkiss.JPG


The Wedding

[White_Daisy]

Aw come on guys, I wasn't trying to leave you out of it. If you wanna be involved, you have to write more stories too. It's every person for themselves in Hawaii :D .

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie and Chachi are bored so they decided to start up game of volleyball...

Marion: Katie dear you should really rest your leg.

Chachi: Yeah are you sure you're up to this?

Chad: Wow, look at your leg! cool it's blown up like a watermelon.

Katie: Just a little.

Chad: :rotflmao: A little! :rotflmao: A little she says.
I have to sit down, Oh that's a good one.

Fonzie: Everyone cool it! Look Katie, you're staying off your feet and that's it. The Fonz will get you some ice.

Katie: Thanks Fonz.

Fonzie: Aayy, No problem.

CG: Have another Marshmallow Katie, they're good.

The fire eater comes on and everyone watches in amazement.

EFD: *whispering to ISGI* that doesn't look so difficult, I could do that.

TF: Would you two shaddup, I'm trying to watch this guy.

Richie: Be quiet Buckos.

They all shutup, when Richie starts with the buckos, that means business.

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Aw come on guys, I wasn't trying to leave you out of it. If you wanna be involved, you have to write more stories too. It's every person for themselves in Hawaii :D .


Ack...I know. I was trying to write in openings for them to have more parts (as we all did), but they didn't pick up on them. Not to worry, though. I'm already coming up with some plans to give you guys bigger parts. This thread isn't over yet. :D


P.S.-- I just have to add that there are some fabiouso writers on this board!

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Did I speak too soon? Tuscadero sees Anahiem stumbling up the beach toward where she and Ralph are dancing; Anahiem stumbles towards Daisy and Potsie, who she almost trips over. Anahiem takes a swig from her drink and flails around*

Daisy: That's it...just give me the glass...easy now. *Grabs the glass from Anahiem and whispers to Potsie*

Just carry her to the room and we'll put her to bed.

*Potsie nods obediently and hoists Anahiem over his shoulder; she sings loudly about a drunken sailor...or...something like that.*

Anahiem: Eric? Where's Eric? Oh, Chad...are you Eric?

*Chad and TF come out from the bushes*

Chad: What happened to her?

TF: Forget that! Our dates are waiting in the car--let's grab our bathing suits and so we can get back to the hot tub!

Chad: Suits? We don't need no stinking suits!

TF *grins wickedly*: Good point! Let's get back to those lovely ladies!

*Potsie whirls around to bring Anahiem to her room; Anahiem continues to motion to Chad, thinking that he's Eric, or that TF's Eric...something about Eric!*

Anahiem: Um, I think I have to....

Potsie: Hang on, it's not that far now...no need to get sick! *whispers to himself* Oh Dear God, don't let her get sick on me.

Anahiem: Uh....

TF: CHAD! LOOK OUT!

Anahiem: puke:

*Chad and TF are sprayed*

Chad: Awwww, man!

TF: *to Chad* This is your fault!

Anaheim: ERIC!?

Eric runs up the beach and scoops Anahiem up into his arms.

Eric: Well...I wanted to get her in bed, but this wasn't what I had in mind! *Chuckles*

*Turns and carries Anahiem to her room. Daisy and Potsie exchange relieved looks. Chad and TF decide to run far, far away from boozing babes...and back to the hot tub! (where IStillGotIt has been left alone with all the women!)* :lol: pppssst its Erik with a "k" not a "c" but its okay we'll let that one go
anywho
Melissa: *devious smile* we can still go into bed together if you know what I mean
Erik: Um No I dont take advantage of girls
Melissa: WELL DARN IT DARN YOU and your innocentness we'll have to corrupt you
WD: *walking in* ooh great just what we need a Drunk Melissa
*more laughter*

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by AnahiemPMWitch
:lol: pppssst its Erik with a "k" not a "c" but its okay we'll let that one go
anywho
Melissa: *devious smile* we can still go into bed together if you know what I mean
Erik: Um No I dont take advantage of girls
Melissa: WELL DARN IT DARN YOU and your innocentness we'll have to corrupt you
WD: *walking in* ooh great just what we need a Drunk Melissa
*more laughter*

Oops, sorry about that! :)

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



Ack...I know. I was trying to write in openings for them to have more parts (as we all did), but they didn't pick up on them. Not to worry, though. I'm already coming up with some plans to give you guys bigger parts. This thread isn't over yet. :D


P.S.-- I just have to add that there are some fabiouso writers on this board!

It's also hard writing similar story lines having them coincide! You're right, CG--the writing is perfectamundo!

[CollegeGirl]

The Wedding.....


WD, Tuscadero, Melissa, and Katie are in the Doll's Room of the diner adjusting CG's dress for this blessed event.


Katie: Oh, CG! You look stunning!

WD: Simply divine!

Tuscadero: *wipes away a tear* I think I'm going to cry.

CG: *begins crying as she looks at herself in the mirror* I can't believe I'm doing this. I always dreamed of this day coming, but now it all seems to be happening so quickly. *adjusts a ruffle on her dress* Am I doing the right thing? Do you think this marriage is going to work? I mean, Fonzie and I aren't exactly the "perfect" couple.

WD: CG, you're just having cold feet. Snap out of it! What relationship doesn't have its quirks? Take Potsie and me for example. Who'd ever think I would wind up with anyone so....what's the word I'm looking for?

CG: Dumb?

WD: I prefer intellectually challenged.

CG: *nods and smiles knowingly* Of course.

WD: But that makes him sweet and naive. Now, Fonzie on the other hand is quite the opposite. He's been around the block and brought home the groceries...so to speak.

Tuscadero and Melissa laugh.

Melissa: Well, I think...*staggers*....I'm dizzy. *giggles*

WD: *takes Melissa and walks her out to the booth* Here, sit here and drink this coffee until you sober up.

Melissa: Ok, mommy!

WD: I am not your mother.

Melissa: *hiccups* No? Who are you then? *giggles* Do you want to be my mother? I can uhhh.....

WD: Cal! We need another pot of coffee over here! In fact, make that two pots.

Cal: (from the kitchen) Ok, WD. I'm right on it. Two pots of coffee coming up. *WD goes back into the restroom* Not like I'm doing anything time consuming. I just need to finish the wedding cake, prepare the souffle, set out the dinnerware. But, don't worry about me, I'm fine.

Melissa: Oh, Cal. You poor guy. I'll help you! *tries to stand up, but falls back down* Or not...*giggles*

Back in the Doll's Room

CG: So, this is it.

Tuscadero: Don't worry. This wedding is going to be perfect.

Katie: You look like an angel. I'm going to go get Chachi and have him take some pre-wedding photographs. I'll be back...*hops toward the door on one foot*

WD: Katie, use your crutches!

Katie: I can't. The tide washed them out when I threw them aside to dance with Chachi.

CG: Katie, I'm sorry, but Crystal's right about that boy. He's always causing trouble. You better keep an eye on him.

Katie: He's an awesome person. He's got a huge heart.

CG: Well, hopefully his big heart will make up for his lack of brains.

Tuscadero thwaps CG.

Tuscadero: Oh Katie, ignore her. She didn't mean it. Chachi's a swell guy. Honest. :D

CG: Yeah. Sorry, Katie. It's just the pre-wedding jitters that are making me act like this. I'm so tense.

Katie: Don't worry about it. I understand. *hops out*

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


It's also hard writing similar story lines having them coincide! You're right, CG--the writing is perfectamundo!


T,

You make a really good point. I notice that when I write, I wind up contradicting something in someone elese's segment which can be annoying/confusing. But, the general premise in this is just to have fun. If we contradict each other, we can always go back when it's finished and edit it. No harm in that, right? And there's so many gaps that need to be filled. Like what's going on with the other characters that aren't getting much page space?

[CollegeGirl]

MEANWHILE......


TF, ISGI, Chad, Potsie, Richie, Ralph, and Fonzie are all outside, talking and waiting for the wedding to start. Fonzie is laying on a beach chair. the others are sitting or standing around him.


TF: Fonz, I'm really proud of you. Taking this step into marriage takes a lot of courage.

Fonzie: Yeah.

Chad: TF, are you nutso? Fonz, snap out of it! Why on earth would you want to get hitched? Think of all those lonely girls and cold lips that are going to be dissapointed!

Fonzie: Chad, I never thought about that.

Chad: You're going to have to spend the rest of your life with only one woman. Seeing the same face every day. Watching her grow old day by day until she's shriveled up like a prune. Having to hear her constant complaints. Being told when to go out and when to come home. Fonz, by the time you're married, she'll have you walking on a leash. She'll have her dog sleeping in your spot of the bed, and you'll be sleeping on the porch. Fonz, do you realize what your getting yourself into?!

Fonzie: *jumps to his feet* Woah! That's it! I'm not having any dog drooling all over my bed! The wedding's off!

ISGI: But, Fonz. You can't just cancel your wedding!

Fonzie: Yeah. I can.

ISGI: Think about it first. What are you going to do, run away?

Fonzie: That just might work.

ISGI: Like a coward.....*Fonzie woah's.*

Fonzie: The Fonzie is NO co...cooww......I can't even say it!

Ralph: Coward!

Fonzie: Shaddup Malph!

Ralph: Sorry Fonz.

Richie: Now look, Fonz. Chad is right. You're limiting yourself to one woman. But, you're also giving up a life with empty, meaningless dates to spend your life with someone you love.

Fonzie: My dates aren't empty and meangingless by any means. Believe me, they're filled with plenty of activities. :grineyes:

Potsie: But, Fonz. Don't you love CG?

Fonzie: Don't be stupid. Of course I love her. She makes my heart go pitter-patter. *Ralph laughs*

Ralph: Pitter-patter? *Ralph, Chad, Richie, and ISGI laugh*

*Fonzie shoots Ralph a look that instantly silences him. Silence falls over everyone else as well.*

Fonzie: Red's right. I've got to get married. I love this chick.

*Just then, Katie hops in.*

Katie: (out of breath) Anyone seen Chachi?

Fonzie: What do you mean? I thought he was with you.

Richie: I haven't seen him since you and he were at the luau together.

Ralph: Me neither.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Oops, sorry about that! :) :lol: its okay honest mistake I spelled it wrong for the longest time until I Started liking him :)
Now on with the writing
Melissa: thanks for the coffee I actaully am starting to feel better
WD: no problem so whens your big day?
Melissa: what My wedding? Okay this may come as a shocker but we um Eloped
WD,Katie,CG,Tuscadero all look at Melissa in Shock
Melissa: now I wish we hadnt I actually want a pretty wedding ceremony

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



T,

You make a really good point. I notice that when I write, I wind up contradicting something in someone elese's segment which can be annoying/confusing. But, the general premise in this is just to have fun. If we contradict each other, we can always go back when it's finished and edit it. No harm in that, right? And there's so many gaps that need to be filled. Like what's going on with the other characters that aren't getting much page space?

I agree; in fact, I think that writing one continuous (and pretty consistent) story line between several people is difficult...ours always come out pretty well and in synch. Besides...it's so much fun! I like the incorporation of different characters into new scenarios as well as knowing what other people think/want characters to do.

Another thing is that I really enjoy reading what you guys write and it provides me with new ideas, which I think keeps things going. And this sounds cheesy...but I like the creative outlet! :)

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by AnahiemPMWitch
:lol: its okay honest mistake I spelled it wrong for the longest time until I Started liking him :)
Now on with the writing
Melissa: thanks for the coffee I actaully am starting to feel better
WD: no problem so whens your big day?
Melissa: what My wedding? Okay this may come as a shocker but we um Eloped
WD,Katie,CG,Tuscadero all look at Melissa in Shock
Melissa: now I wish we hadnt I actually want a pretty wedding ceremony


CG: We could always have a double wedding....*looks at WD* Or even a tripple wedding.....*looks at Katie and Tuscadero* How about five weddings in one? Maybe we could get a special deal. ;) I think we'd set a new record. It could get a tad confusing, though. What if WD winds up marrying Ralph? Or Tuscadero winds up marrying Fonzie? And Katie and Melissa wind up marrying each other! :eek:

[White_Daisy]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



CG: We could always have a double wedding....*looks at WD* Or even a tripple wedding.....*looks at Katie and Tuscadero* How about five weddings in one? Maybe we could get a special deal. ;) I think we'd set a new record. It could get a tad confusing, though. What if WD winds up marrying Ralph? Or Tuscadero winds up marrying Fonzie? And Katie and Melissa wind up marrying each other! :eek:

WD: (looks at Ralph) Uh....no offense, Tuscadero, but I don't think Ralphy and I would really get along...

DREAM SEQUENCE

Scene: Some apartment

Daisy walks in carrying her office bag

WD: Jesus....Ralph Malph, where the hell are ya?

Ralph jumps out of a closet and scares Daisy

Ralph: How are ya? How are ya? How are ya?

WD: Ralph, What in the hell is this mess?

Ralph: I was entertaining my comedy troupe, you should hear some new jokes I came up with, how does this one sound-

WD: Ralph, I come home from a hard day at work, and I don't want to see the results of your slacking off all day

Ralph: Slacking off?!

WD: I do everything around here, Malph! You can't even get a decent job!

Ralph: I have a job

WD: You do comedy acts at birthday parties and bar mitzvahs, that's not a job

Ralph: I make money too

WD: You make $20 per performance, you lazy twit. Then you invite everyone over and spend it all on a party at our house. Then I come home and I have to clean. Then, I have to cook. I do everything.

Ralph: You're right, sweetie. (takes out a flower) Have a flower.

Daisy smiles and comes closer. The flower squirts water on her face.

WD: RALPH!!!!!!

Ralph: I still got it, even in dangerous times

Daisy chases Ralph around the apartment swinging her suitcase over her head. Doorbell

Ralph: I'll get it, sweets

Ralph opens the door and Don Knotts walks in

Don: Hey kids, how's life?

WD: Oh my god...you're Don Knotts.

Ralph: Mr. Knotts, can I shake your hand? (falls at his feet) Can I kiss your feet?

Don: Sorry, Ralphy, not today. I have good news for the happily married couple

WD: A divorce?

Don: (looks at her strangely) er...no. I have here, a birth certificate. For the birth of your ten children

Ralph: (happily) TEN CHILDREN?!?!

WD: (not so happily) TEN CHILDREN?!?!

Don: Here they are! (the kids walk in as he reads their names. They all look like minature versions of Ralph) Ralph Malph II. Ralph Malph III. Ralph Malph IV, Ralphina Malph...

Children: (all surrounding Daisy in high pitched voices) How are ya! How are ya! How are ya! How are ya! How are ya! How are ya!

Daisy screams and falls backwards. Ralph joins his children in chanting.

END DREAM SEQUENCE

WD: (still asleep) Get them away from me! Get them away from me! Get them away from me! Take them back, Mr. Knotts! Take them back!!

CG: (shaking her) Daisy!! Wake up!

WD: (waking up) Oh my god!! CG, Katie, Tuscadero, I had such a terrible nightmare!!

Katie: What happened?

WD: I married....(takes a gulp) Ralph!

T: Hey, that's not so bad!

WD: You obviously can tolerate a lot more than I can. I want Potsie!!

CG: Was Don Knotts in your dream?

WD: Yeah, he was the one who brought in my ten children (starts to cry)

Katie: There, there, it's all over. It was just a dream

WD: I know...

Doorbell. Tuscadero opens it and a man who looks a lot like Don Knotts walks in.

Fake Don: Hello ladies!

Daisy starts to scream and runs out of the room

Fake Don: Is she alright? I have flowers here for someone named Daisy from someone named Potsie. The names parents come up with these days...(shakes his head)

T: Uh...Daisy is currently occupied at the moment. But we'll take the flowers...

Fake Don: Is she gonna be okay?

CG: The sooner you leave...

Daisy: Is he gone yet?

Katie: Almost...

T: She thought you looked like Don Knotts

Fake Don: Don Knotts?!?! Again! Everyone keeps telling me I look like Don Knotts. I hate it!! I say, nip it the bud! NIP IT IN THE BUD!

[Moonlight Lady]

Katie: :from outside: Life not married to my Chachula? No way Jose!

CG: Calm down and how can you hear us all the way out there?

Katie: That mmhmm bite gave me super great hearing.

WD: Mmmhmm? What are you talking about?

Katie: I figured you guys were sick of the "J" word.

Fonzie: To change the subject, are you planning on hopping down the aisle?

Chad: Too bad it's not an Easter wedding.

ISGI: Yeah we can dress her up as a Petunia Cottontail.

Katie: Oh haha, very funny. I'm going back up to room for spare crutches.

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



CG: We could always have a double wedding....*looks at WD* Or even a tripple wedding.....*looks at Katie and Tuscadero* How about five weddings in one? Maybe we could get a special deal. ;) I think we'd set a new record. It could get a tad confusing, though. What if WD winds up marrying Ralph? Or Tuscadero winds up marrying Fonzie? And Katie and Melissa wind up marrying each other! :eek:

What if the ceremony ended and we were all married to each other? We would all have to live in one big house. I can see it now:

It's the middle of the night, Ralph can't sleep because he has a cold. Annoyed, he gets up to have a ham sandwich and goes back to bed. Meanwhile, Potsie is sleeping soundly in bed with his wife. He rolls over, puts his arm around her and pulls her close to him.

Potsie: (half asleep) Mmmm. You smell good. *WD snuggles in close to him and sighs happily.* Sort of like...lunchmeat!

WD: *in a deep sleep, mumbles* night, sweetie.

Potsie: Um, honey...are you ok? Your voice sounds kind of...weird. Sort of deep.

WD: *stirrs* I have a cold, honey....you knew that!

Potsie *annoyed* I did not! Don't tell me that you told me something that you said you told me that you didn't tell me!

WD: *waking up fully* Um, baby...when did your arms get so hairy?

Potsie: Yeah, and why is your hair kind of like a brillo pad?

WD: Your legs are hairy too, sweetheart.

Potsie: So are yours...what the....AAAAHHHHMAAAALPH!

*Pulls away from what he thought was his wife, pushes him out of bed. Ralph hits the floor with a loud THUD. The bedroom light comes on and Fonzie is in the doorway. Potsie is curled up on the bed with the covers pulled up to his chin and Ralph is sitting on the floor looking confused*

Fonz: Are you ladies ok?

Potsie: He was pretending to be my wife! DAISY! Fonz, where did she go?

Ralph: Me?! I don't want to be married to you, you Potsie. This is my room! And where is *my* wife!?

Fonz: They're watching old movies in the living room...something about it being too crowded in their own beds...*shrugs*

[CollegeGirl]

CG has a dream of her own...


CG walks into Fonzie's apartment, dressed in sweats, from her morning jog around the neighborhood.

CG: Fonz, I'm home! *immediately sees Fonzie and Tuscadero sitting on the couch, necking* What the--?

Fonzie: CG, do you mind? A little privacy please?

CG: Fonz, you think I'm going to walk away and leave you two as you were? *rolls up her sleeves* Alright, T, let's rumble! WHY are you kissing my husband?

Tuscadero: *stands up and rolls up her sleeves* YOUR husband? When turtles grow ears! He's my husband!

CG: HA! *prances, ready to strike at any second*

Tuscadero: *hits the air in preparation for the fight* Bring it on! Bring it on! CG, I know who I married. Look, we even have pictures of us from our honeymoon on the wall...

*CG looks at pictures of Fonzie and Tuscadero on the wall.*

CG: OMG! I think I'm going to be......*faints*

Fonzie: *finishes her sentence* Sick. *stands over CG* CG! *traces his hand along the edge of her cheek* Come'on sweetie. Come back to me.

CG: *groggily* Huh? What happened? Oh, you! *looks at Tuscadero* And you. *pouts* How could this happen? Tuscadero, how could you marry my Fonzie?

Tuscadero: Don't you remember, CG? It all happened during our trip in Hawaii. Our vows got jumbled together. We wound up marrying the wrong people.

CG: But, Tuscadero, I LOVED Fonzie.

Tuscadero: *sighs* I know. But, you're married to someone else now.

CG: I am?

Fonzie: Yeah, sweet pea. Don't you remember?

CG: Who did I marry?

*Just then the 50 ft. tall Joanie monster walks past the window. She stops and looks in.*

CG: *panics* Oh no! It's the Joanie monster! We've got to get out of here! Fonz, do something!

Fonzie: *walks to the window and opens in* Hello, Joanie Monster.

Joanie Monster: Hello, Fonz. Have you seen-- oh! There she is.*to CG* Honey, I'm home!

CG: You mean? Me? It?

*CG faints. Fonz walks to her and tries to wake her.*

Fonzie: CG. Wake up. Wake up! Wake up!

Scene gets blurry and fades out.

WD: CG, wake up! Wake up!

*CG gasps for breath and wakes up sitting in the booth beside the Joanie monster. She runs into the Doll's Room screaming bloody murder.*

Cal: *picks up the card board cutout of the Joanie monster and carries it away* What got into her?

WD: Who knows. Maybe the cutout is a little too realistic.

Katie: I think it's going to look great in your new commercial, Cal.

Cal: Yeah. It'll be great for business.

[Tuscadero]

Damn. I just had one all typed; it's was called Divorce Court. I lost it. :(

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Tuscadero
Damn. I just had one all typed; it's was called Divorce Court. I lost it. :(

:( How'd you lose it? You can't get it back? I want to read it!

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl


:( How'd you lose it? You can't get it back? I want to read it!

Yeah, it's long gone! I don't know what happened...hit a hot link somehow when I was typing fast and feverishly! I lost the page and couldn't go back!

I'm going to try to recreate it for later. :) I just hate when that happens! :mad:

[CollegeGirl]

Fonzie: I can't believe that boy is off goofing around when I'm trying to get married. TF, Chad, ISGI please go find him!

Chad: No problem. Where's the last anyone seen him?

Rich: Well, he was....no, actually I don't know.

TF: Don't worry Fonz, we'll get him back here in time for the wedding. Now, which way do we go?

Chad: Down! *takes a plastic shovel and starts digging down through the sand*

Fonzie: Oh Chaadd..

Chad: Yeah, Fonz?

Fonzie: What do you think you're doing?

Chad: I'm looking for Chachi!

Fonzie: So, why are you playing in the sand?

Chad: Gee golly, Fonz. I'm not playing. I'm tunneling. I going to find Chachi.

Fonzie: I see. Well, and go with me on this one, why don't you start by looking up here above the sand. You know, where people actually are.

Chad: *puts shovel down* OK, I guess I can try it your way.

TF: If I know Chachi, he's in Cal's kitchen starting a fire!

ISGI: A fiii...fiiirrr...fire! Quick, to the kitchen!

*TF, ISGI, and Chad take off runinng in the opposite direction from Cal's diner.*

Fonzie: Oh boys.....

TF, ISGI, and Chad: Yeah, Fonz?

Fonzie: Cal's kitchen is that way...*points*

TF, ISGI, Chad: Right Fonz.

TF: I knew that!

They run off to the kitchen.

Fonzie: *rolls his eyes* What a day! What a day!

Richie: Is there anything you want me to do, Fonz?

Fonzie: Yeah, it seems that when the locals found out I was getting married they gathered around to see the wedding.

Richie: But, Fonz, you don't know any of those people. Why would they want to attend your wedding?

Fonzie: AAYYY! I'm the Fonz. I'm a cool no matter where I go. It's a rare sight to see me settling down. Who ever would've dreamed it? Why wouldn't they want to see such a momentous occassion?

Richie: Ah. Good point.

Fonzie: Now, they've been waiting out there a long time. And they're starting to get a bit impatient.

Richie: So, you want me to stall?

Fonzie: Please.

Richie: No problem, Fonz.



***Anyone want to write the part where TF, Chad, and ISGI (and whoever else) is looking for Chachi? I have no idea where he could possibly be. But, we need some more action/adventure in this thread.

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


I agree; in fact, I think that writing one continuous (and pretty consistent) story line between several people is difficult...ours always come out pretty well and in synch. Besides...it's so much fun! I like the incorporation of different characters into new scenarios as well as knowing what other people think/want characters to do.

Another thing is that I really enjoy reading what you guys write and it provides me with new ideas, which I think keeps things going. And this sounds cheesy...but I like the creative outlet! :)

Oh, definitely. These stories are great for sparking creativity. I love feeding off of ideas from others' posts. I know it has really been improving my writing for other things too.

[Moonlight Lady]

Chad, ISGI and TF start walking the beach. They call out for Chachi but nothing is heard.

Chad: Chachi! Chachi Arcola! Get your fanny Perpendicular and front and center!

TF: Uh Chad, that won't work, how will he know whether's he's coming or going?

ISGI: You have a point there.

Chad: Yes and it's on top of his head as usual!

TF: Why I outta...

Chad: help search for Chachi? Great idea, lets go.

Chad and ISGI walk off leaving TF standing there.

TF: Well don't both of you leave! Wait up!

He runs to catch up to them....

Meanwhile in another part of the island...


Professor Whitehead: Oh Oliver, Oliver, Oliver.
Can you believe this foolish boy tried steal my claim.

Chachi: Scuse me, Sir? I hate to interrupt you conversation with uh...:rolls eyes: Oliver, but really I wasn't trying to steal anything, I got lost.

Professor: Oh don't play games with me, I didn't just roll out of the sugar shack yesterday.

Chachi: Honestly! I'm got lost.

Professor: What do you think we should do to him Oliver.

[C Doody]

*Chad, TF and Jack walk in*

Chad: Chachi?

Chachi: GUYS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

*Suddenly a net falls and captures Chad, TF and Jack. Minutes later all 4 are chained to the wall*

Professor: Well well well. 4 Theives Now. I Should throw you all in a Volcano

TF: Im too young to die

Chad: Im too cute to die

Jack: Im too Alive to Die. Haha, I Still Got In...Even when held Ransom

Chad , Chachiand TF: Oh Shut Up!

Professor: SILENCE! Now im going to unchain you and take you to the Volcano. And no funny business....

*The Professor Grabs his Spear and unchains all 4 of them, than gets behuind them with the Spear and hases them out of the Volcano, The Professor himself than gets out but walks into something big that appears to be a foot. The Professor Looks at the huge shoe, Than looks up to see the 50 Ft Joanie Monster standing their*

Joanie: Are you trying to hurt my friends?

Professor: Well i.....Oliver back me up here.....Oliver....OLIVER

*Joanie picks Professor Whitehead up by the back of the shirt with her 2 Fingers*

Joanie: Now are you going to let them go...Or do i have to throw you in the Volcano?

[Stormtracker TF]

Tomorrow night it all ends. We'll be heading off. :( Where do we go next?

[C Doody]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Tomorrow night it all ends. We'll be heading off. :( Where do we go next?

Alaska!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Alaska!
I was gonna say that! How about it? I say we go there. :lol:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by TheFonz

I was gonna say that! How about it? I say we go there. :lol:

We Are! I Started the Vacation Trend, So that pretty much puts me in charge of it :lol:

After Alaska im thinking of going to........DISNEY WORLD!

[Tuscadero]

DIVORCE COURT (A short continuation of the dream sequences)

Part One

The Scene: A small, crowded courtroom. The room buzzes with energy; Some people are talking, some argue.

Judge: Order...order! ORDER! *The chatter gets louder*

Fonzie: I think the man said "order"! *snaps his fingers, the room goes silent*

Judge: Thank you. *Nods in Fonzie's direction.* Folks, you'll have to bear with me today because we've got many divorce proceedings to deal with. *The Judge scans the room; his gaze falls upon a young woman with two black eyes and a broken leg.* My dear, please come forward, let's hear your case first. *Tuscadero steps forward* What happened?

Tuscadero: Well, it all started when I accidentally married Fonzie...his girlfriend found out that he and I were married instead of the two of them...things became heated.

Judge: Physical violence.

Tuscadero. Yes, sir. Things are ok now though...we've made our peace.

CG: *Smiles* We know where we stand now. I even let her use my wheelchair when she gets tired of limping.

Judge: We're off to a good start. *Looks around the courtroom and sees a man with two black eyes*. You...what's your story?

Ralph: Well, when I found out my girlfriend married Fonzie, I wasn't happy. I marched right up to him and told him to leave her alone!

Judge: And there was more physical violence.

Ralph: Sort of....

Judge: Well obviously you two fought; you hit him, he hit you...twice, apparently.

Ralph: No. Actually it happened when I hit my face on the corner of the table.

Judge: And?

Ralph: Well I was diving underneath the table because Fonz was chasing me.

Judge: Oh...you must be Mr. Malph. Mr. Malph, where is this...this...Fonzarelli, right?

Ralph: Over there--he's the one ready to hand out knuckle sandwiches. *Cowers*

Fonzie: I did not approve of what had happened during the wedding...but I treated the minister to a nice sandwich.

Judge: "Knuckle" sandwich?

Fonzie: *Raises eyebrows* He married my girlfriend off to someone else.

Judge: Mr. Fonzarelli, I cannot condone violence--

Fonzie: --Whoa. Who do you think babysat for Malph's kids when he, CG, and Tuscadero were in the hospital?

Judge: Mr. Malph, you have children?

Fonzie: Oh does he ever!

Judge: And where is Mrs. Malph?

WD: I am present, your honor.

Judge: Counsellor?! You're *his* wife!?

WD: *disappointedly* Apparently so.

Judge: Counsellor, approach the bench. *White Daisy approaches the Judge*

WD: Yes, your honor?

Judge: You're a highly respected lawyer, and you're also representing this motley crew. Are you telling me that you're involved in these shenanigans?

WD: I am...I'm Mrs. Malph, but I should be Mrs. Webber.

Judge: And what happened to Mr. Webber?

WD: Potsie and Chachi are married.

Judge: And where are they now?

WD: *Embarrassed* Niagara Falls, sir.

Judge: *confused* Why?

WD: Honeymoon.

Judge: I see. *The sounds of children can be heard outside the window* What is that?!

CG: Oh...those are the Malph kids.

WD: Yup. All ten of 'em!

Children: I still got it! I still got it! Daddy, I still got it!

Ralph: Even in a horrible legal situation with massive injuries, I still got it!

Judge: Are those kids headed in here?! They're not allowed in my courtroom!

*Suddenly the door bursts open; Potsie and Chachi stroll in laughing and carrying on. Katie picks up her crutches and wacks Chachi in the back of the head as he walks by*

Chachi: Ow! What'd ya do that for...baby! Hey, where have you been? Check out my new "I went down the falls at Niagara Falls and survived unscathed and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" Shirt! *Holds his arms out and whirls around*

Katie: *Exasperated* You're either Mrs. Webber or Potsie is Mrs. Arcola and all you can show me is a t-shirt! *starts to cry*

Chachi: It's a nice shirt! Of course, I would have much rather gone down the falls in the barrel with you. *Makes puppy dog eyes; she can't resist him*

Katie: Chachi, chachi, chachi. What am I gonna do with you?

Chachi: Oh...I can think of a few things! *winks*

*As Potsie and Chachi stroll in, the children are on their way down the hall to the courtroom*

Potsie: Pookie! Look what I got you! It's a snow globe with Niagara Falls inside and when you shake it....well, it doesn't snow, but it's really neat!

WD: *rolls her eyes*. Thank you dear, but...I think we have bigger fish to fry right now. Like oh, I don't know, the fact that you're married to a MAN!

Potsie: Oh yeah. So what are we gonna do?

Continued....

[Tuscadero]

DIVORCE COURT -- Part Two

Part two....

Judge: Order! This place is *not* a zoo, no matter how many animals are in here! I need some order! Counsellor, tend to your clients!

CG: Look, all we want is to get divorced so that we can all get married.

Judge: Did that fight tap into your sanity, young lady?

CG: No, sir...but this all started when Fonzie proposed; we were all on vacation together and it just seemed like a good idea for everyone to tie the knot. When we realized what we'd done...well, it was too late. I mean, Tuscadero was kissing the man that I love!

Tuscadero: Well, what was I supposed to do? Daisy's too busy having Ralph's children!

WD: WHAT?! You think I wanted those little brat--um, darlings? One Ralph Malph is enough to make me want to scream. How would you like eleven of them?

Tuscadero: I'd love eleven of them, thank you very much! I think they're adorable!

WD: Good, you can have them, and their squirting flowers, and stupid jokes, and plastic glasses with noses attached! Enough Ralph Malph!

Tuscadero: Well how you you think I feel? Everything is "ayyy" and "whooooa" all the time. That isn't very funny, now is it? And he wants to kill everyone that looks at me!

CG: WHOA. Say what? *She wheels her wheelchair over to where Tuscadero is standing and kicks her in the (broken) leg*

Tuscadero: OW!

CG: That's for insulting my Fonzie!

Tuscadero: You can have your Fonzie!

WD: Well, you can have your Malph!

CG: And Chad can have his Joanie Monster!

Potsie: And Chachi...you can have your Katie. Or, Katie you can have your Chachi...well, whatever. I just don't want to be married to Chachi anymore, it's too weird.

Fonzie: HEY! Let's stop this, alright? You girls are fighting over nothing. I know that CG loves me; I know that Tuscadero loves Ralph (I don't know *why*); I know that WD loves Potsie (again, I don't know *why*), and I know that Katie loves Chachi (and I know why!). And I know that you all get along just fine when we're not all married to the wrong people.

Judge: Correctamundo, Mr. Fonzarelli. I think that the best thing to do is to get all of these marriages annulled; they were all mistakes.

*As he makes his decision, a group of rowdy redheaded children run into the courtroom*

Children: Daddy! Mommy! Daddy Mommy!

*WD shakes her head; Ralph starts running around with the children causing chaos*

CG: Um, Fonz?

Fonzie: Yeah?

CG: It seems that you figured everything out...but what about the kids?

Fonzie: Hey, Webber is the psychology major! Ask him what to do with the little ones.

Potsie: I can't think staight...there are just too many Malphs.

WD: Tell me about it...

Judge: Oh dear God...I know I should have tendered my resignation *years* ago!

[Moonlight Lady]

After Disney World, we should go to NYC or San Juan.

[C Doody]

*The Joanie Monster comes back with Chad, TF, ISGI and Chachi*

Joanie: Their, I Did you all a favor. In return...I Get Fonzie

*Joanie grabs Fonzie and walks off*

Fonzie: Why you doign this Shortcake?

Joanie: Because im sick of you calling me shortcake, Your going in a Volcano for that!

*Fonzie pulls some Miracle Grow out of his pocket but Joanie tosses it*

Joanie: None of that

Fonzie: College Girl....The Miracle Grow....Help Me

[AnaheimPMWitch]

You mean we are leaving Hawaii NOOOOOOOOOO *sighs*
well okay i'll go anywhere as long as I can take Erik with me

[C Doody]

I Decided to extend the Vacation One More day. So we leave Sunday.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

aww Thank you Chad YOU ROCK:yourock: *kisses you on the cheek*
Erik thanks you to but he wont kiss you hehehe

[CollegeGirl]

CG:I'm not sure we should go to Alaska. Have you ever seen a frostbitten redhead? It's like looking at a walking strawberry. Nothing but red. Not good, trust me. And there are 4 of us going on this trip!

Fonzie: I'm not sure I want to go either. Have you ever tried to give a thumbs up signal with frozen thumbs? Woah! That's not cool! Well, actually it is cool....get it? Cool? *laughs* I even got it!

Richie: *grins* Think about it Fonz. The colder we get, the closer our women get to us. They're going to need to stay warm and....

Ralph: And we're going to be there to keep them warm! Good idea, Rich!

Fonzie: Red, I just love your brain. Alaska it is!

CG: Can't we talk about this? I want to go to Paris!

Potsie: Texas?

Ralph: *laughs* What a Potsie!

CG: No, Pots. France. I want to go to Paris, France.

Potsie: Oh I love France. Their fries are so good. :D

CG: Huh?

WD: You have to forgive him. His father dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

CG: That explains a lot. :p

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*The Joanie Monster comes back with Chad, TF, ISGI and Chachi*

Joanie: Their, I Did you all a favor. In return...I Get Fonzie

*Joanie grabs Fonzie and walks off*

Fonzie: Why you doign this Shortcake?

Joanie: Because im sick of you calling me shortcake, Your going in a Volcano for that!

*Fonzie pulls some Miracle Grow out of his pocket but Joanie tosses it*

Joanie: None of that

Fonzie: College Girl....The Miracle Grow....Help Me


CG: Joanie Monster!

JM: I not talk to you, you..you.....College Girl!

CG: Come on, JM. Put Fonzie down. I can't help it if he loves me.

JM: But, he going to try to marry you. He going to break your heart. He going to lie and cheat, then he blame it on you.

CG: No, he won't. He loves me. I trust him.

JM: I no care. If Joanie Monster have to spend the rest of life alone, so do CG. Volcano Gods will be pleased with offering. *starts to drop him in the volcano*

CG: Wait! I've got a surprise. Ralphy! Ralphy Boy!

Fonzie: Malph?

CG: No, Fonz. *smiles as Ralphy appraoches* Ralph Kong! Ralphy, meet Joanie. Joanie, meet Ralphy.

Ralph: *pounds on his chest and roars*

Joanie: Wa wa wa! *drops Fonzie who falls into the volcano*

CG: NOOOOO!! Fonzie! *runs toward the volcano in a fury*

Joanie: You Ralphy. You marry Joanie Monster. NOW!

Ralph: Whuah?

Joanie: Joanie Monster say NOW!

Ralph: *walks over and grabs JM by the hand and they walk off together*

CG runs to the volcano and searches for Fonzie amidst the hot lava.*

CG: Oh, Fonz. *Sees his leather jacket floating in the lava. Picks it up and shakes off the molten rock.* Now, what will I do. :crying:

*Suddenly, someone grabs her by the waist, and swirls her around.*

CG: Fonz!! You're alive!

Fonzie: Woah! That was a close one. Now let's get back to the beach. We've got a wedding to attend.

CG: *grinning* Fonzie marry College Girl! NOW!

Fonzie: AAAYYYY!!!:thumbsup:

[Moonlight Lady]

Chachi and Katie run up to Fonzie and give him a huge hug..

Fonzie: Okay, you two, I'm okay, you're crushing the leather.

Chachi and Katie: Sorry Fonz.

Katie: Let's go back and get ready for the wedding.

Chachi: Sure thing Hazel. *sweeps her off her feet*

Katie: Ooh, Thanks Mistuh A.

ISGI: You gonna wear your uniform at the wedding Katie?

Chad: :rolleyes: Oh brother.

TF: Let's go guys.

Everybody heads back to the wedding where Cal is pacing. Al, Mr and Mrs. C arrive for the big event.

[Tuscadero]

Hey, if we're leaving tomorrow, when is the wedding going to be? Tonight? Do you want an Alaskan Wedding?

Should I start packing my things now? We'll need to find CG a white furry parka if you're planning on an Alaskan wedding...

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
CG:I'm not sure we should go to Alaska
I agree I dont wanna go there its to cold Meli doesnt do well in cold weather I"m a warm weather person
HEEEEY I say Florida I'll spring for all of us to go to Disney World
I mean what the Hell Eriks rich we'll spend HIS money for a change:lol:

[Moonlight Lady]

I think the wedding's gonna be in Hawaii. Alaska could be fun too.

[C Doody]

I Picked Alaska cause its the complete opposite of Hawai, We're going to switch Climates a little to keep things fresh and interesting. But After Alaska its Disney World :happyface

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
I think the wedding's gonna be in Hawaii. But I could be wrong. I wanna marry Chachi in Disney World.

We can all wear Mickey Mouse ears! :)

I think this wedding should be in Hawaii too...Cal softly playing the ukelele, a warm breeze, waves crashing in the distance, the romanic light of the tiki torches, all of the girls with fragrant flowers in their hair, shirtless guys, hula dancers slowly swaying to the music...*sigh*

I don't mind the trip to Alaska. It really is a good excuse to try and keep warm with somebody. ;)

[C Doody]

By The Way, Cals going with us, But i think we should leave Joanie Monster Here :lol:

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
By The Way, Cals going with us, But i think we should leave Joanie Monster Here :lol:

Gee...I don't think we have the means of transporting her, even if we wanted to! :)

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Gee...I don't think we have the means of transporting her, even if we wanted to! :)

Not unless we rode on her back, Faster than an airplane...But no free Peanuts.

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Tuscadero
Hey, if we're leaving tomorrow, when is the wedding going to be? Tonight? Do you want an Alaskan Wedding?

Should I start packing my things now? We'll need to find CG a white furry parka if you're planning on an Alaskan wedding...


I guess we gotta do it tonight. I've been putting aside trying to type out the wedding as it is so utterly complicated and I have so many projects/exams/papers to do for the classes I'm taking. Hawaii was the whole inspiration for tying the knot so soon. The idea of marrying in such a beautiful place compelled me to do it. Okay, I'll try to dig up something. I'm wanting a traditional Hawaiian wedding, but I'm not well versed on their culture by any means. Anyone know how to perform a typical Hawaiian wedding?

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



I guess we gotta do it tonight. I've been putting aside trying to type out the wedding as it is so utterly complicated and I have so many projects/exams/papers to do for the classes I'm taking. Hawaii was the whole inspiration for tying the knot so soon. The idea of marrying in such a beautiful place compelled me to do it. Okay, I'll try to dig up something. I'm wanting a traditional Hawaiian wedding, but I'm not well versed on their culture by any means. Anyone know how to perform a typical Hawaiian wedding?

Yeah, what is it with all of these presentations and papers due next week? I'm going through the same thing (I'm such a procrastinator and I'm really trying hard not to be...but it's SO easy!).

A Hawaiian wedding would be beautiful...we'll see what we can find about traditional Hawaiian weddings.

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Not unless we rode on her back, Faster than an airplane...But no free Peanuts.


True. I can't help invisioning everything that Chad says coming out of Carlton's mouth...:)

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Tuscadero



True. I can't help invisioning everything that Chad says coming out of Carlton's mouth...:)

Well we both dress the same and Listen to Tom Jones! But Im White :lol:

[CollegeGirl]

Chad stands up and sings.


Going to the chapel and we're gonna to get married.
Going to the chapel and we're gonna to get married.
Gee, I really love you and we're gonna to get married.
Going to the chapel of love.

Spring is here,
the sky is blue.
Whoa! Birds will sing as if they knew.
Two days away, we'll say, "I do"
and we'll never be lonely anymore.


Because we're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Gee, I really love you and we're gonna get married.
Going to the chapel of love.

Bells will ring,
the sun will shine.
Whoa, I'll be his and he'll be mine.
We'll love until the end of time
and we'll never be lonely anymore.


Because we're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Gee, I really love you and we're goinna get married.
Going to the chapel of love.
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Going to the chapel of love.
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Going to the chapel of love...(fade out)

Chad: Thank you! Thank you! *catches a rose in mid air, sticks it carefully between his teeth and bows to the audience before exiting*

Richie: Ah, wasn't that swell. *clapping furiously* Now, if we can have your attention, we will begin the ceremony.

*The wedding march song begins. Cal's brother, Banthony, comes out and takes his place. On cue, Fonzie and Mr. and Mrs. C come out and take their places. Then Potsie walks out, carrying the ring on his pillow. Richie and Crystal are the first couple to emerge. Then, T and Ralph stroll down the aisle, arm on arm. Katie and Chachi follow. Katie is hopping on her crutches. Chachi helps her along. WD realizes that she is standing there alone. There aren't any men left. there is an awkward pause. The music stops and everyone looks around.*

WD: Pst! Potsie!

Potsie: Yes, Pookie?

WD: Come walk me down the aisle, you twit!

Potsie: Oops! *thrusts the pillow and ring in Fonzie's hands* Here, hold these, will ya? Daisy needs me to walk her down the aisle.

*Fonzie, in shock, stands there holding the pillow. He grins at everyone and smiles, but something in his eyes tells of a want to hurt Potsie. As WD and Potsie stroll down the aisle, the music resumes. Fonzie returns the pillow to Potsie. Then, the climax of the song begins. CG, looking radiant in a flowing white gown, steps out in view, with Cal on her arm. Everyone gasps and Marion takes out a hankie and wipes the tears from her eyes.*

Howard: Oh Marion. Do you have to cry at every wedding?

Marion: I can't help it. She's so beautiful. And our Arthur's getting married. He's all grown up.

*Howard wipes a tear from his own eye.*

Marion: Oh, Howard are you crying too?

Howard: Of course not! *takes out his own hankie and wipes his eyes.*






(I'm still looking for info on Hawaiian weddings.)

[C Doody]

*Al walks inw earing a Tux*

Al: *Sighs* YYYYYYYYY YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

*Cal walks over*

Cal: NNNNNNNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Al: ?.......YYYYYYYYYYYUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

Cal: NNNNNNNNNNNNN NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Al: ITS YUP YUP YUP

Cal: NOPE NOPE NOPE

*Al and Cal are about to fight when Chad goes over and breaks it up*

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Al walks inw earing a Tux*

Al: *Sighs* YYYYYYYYY YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

*Cal walks over*

Cal: NNNNNNNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Al: ?.......YYYYYYYYYYYUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

Cal: NNNNNNNNNNNNN NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Al: ITS YUP YUP YUP

Cal: NOPE NOPE NOPE

*Al and Cal are about to fight when Chad goes over and breaks it up*

CG: Cal! Al! Do you have to pick now to fight? I'm trying to get married here.

Al: Awww. CG, I'm hurt. I come a few minutes late and you walk down the aisle without me? And you use this imposter in my place?

Cal: Imposter? NNNN Nope Nope Nope Nope.

Al: Yeah, imposter! YYYYYYYY Yup yup yup yup.

CG: PLease, no more fighting. Look, I have two arms. You can both walk me down the aisle.

*Al and Cal walk her down the aisle.*

Banthony: Who gives away this girl?

Al: I do!

Cal: NNNN Nope Nope Nope Nope.

Al: *stares him down* YYYYY Yup Yup Yup Yup.

Cal: *stands taller* NNNNNN Nope Nope Nope Nope.

*Fonzie snaps his fingers.*

CG: Guys, please!

Banthony: Well, who is giving her away?

CG: They both are!

Al: *wipes away his own tears* YYYYYY Yup Yup Yup Yup.

Everyone immediately looks at Cal to see what he will say. He just nods. They walk back to their seats.

[Tuscadero]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl

(I'm still looking for info on Hawaiian weddings.)

I'm accumulating some ideas...

[Tuscadero]

Fonzie gets "leid" while Chad looks on