Wildchats
12-24-2002, 08:31 PM
(Opening Credits)
Sam: Boy, am I glad that my day is over! Human Anatomy is terrible!
Susuan: Your telling me, I have it Wednesday for 3 hours straight!
Sam: Oh! Good luck trying to keep yourself awake! Mr. Dawson teaches like a priest. He just goes on and on and on about stupid stuff we already know.
Susuan: Yeah, and last Wednesday, he sang us the hip bone is connected to the leg bone song.
Sam: Oh. I havent had that experience with him yet.
Susan: He has the wierdst sense of humor I'm telling you, plus he always has his closet locked. I wonder what he keeps in there?
Sam: I don't know?
Susan: Oh hey, wer'e gonna be late! Remember!
Sam: Huh?
Susan: Erica and Stacy! We are all having a girl's night out. You know, tour the shops that surround the college!
Sam: Oh right, lets go, they must be waiting for us!
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Erica: Hey!
Stacy: We were wondering when you were going to show up!
Sam: We were talking about Mr. Dawson's Anatomy Class.
Stacy: Oh my God! I have him for that!
Erica: Yeah, me too! I wonder why his closet is always locked!
Stacy: Yeah, he alwasy has a lock on it!
Sam: Maybe there is something inside of there....like old skeletons....you know the saying, a Skeleton in the closet!
Susan: That is funny, but hey, we'll never know will we!
Stacy: Hey!
Susan: What!
Stacy: I got a great Idea to end our girls night out!
Sam: What?
Erica: What now Stacy? Dont think of anything crazy like you usually do!
Stacy: Why dont we sneak into the classroom, pick the lock, and see what is inside!
Erica: Girl that is brilliant!
(The four girls cheer)
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Sam: Ok....I....I almost got it....I....there! Got it!
Erica: Ok....here goes (Opend the door and its a big closet that is a walk-in) COme on guys, lets go!
Sam: I dont think we ought to....
Susan: Come on Sam!
Stacy: Yeah, Sam, lets see if your theory of Skeletons in the closet really did exisit?
Sam: Ok
(the four girls walk into the closet as the door closes behind them)
Sam: Oh no! It's locked! Wer'e locked in!
(the four girls scream)
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Sam: This is all your fault Stacy!
Stacy: My fault!
Sam: Ya thats right I ought to!
Erica: Calm down! Calm down!
Susuan: Yeah, someones coming!
Steve: So Bob, what are you doing tonight?
Bob: I dont know...I guess I'm going to give Susuan a call...I think she's cool.
Steve: Yeah, I think I'll call Sam.
Bob: Yeah, but they have the same phone!
Steve: Oh Yeah?
Sam: It's Steve and Bob! They are talking about us!
Susan: Ahhhh! I think he lieks me!
Sam: Ya me too!
Susan: Hey! We have to scream help! Then they will hear us!
(The girls scream)
Bob: Who is in there?
Sam: It's me Sam!
Susan: And Susan!
Erica: And Erica!
Stacy: And Stacy! We're locked in the closet!
Steve: We're coming to the rescue! (opens the door for them)
Sam: Oh thank you so much!
Susan: Yeah thaks guys!
Sam: Bob! Hold that door there, we have to see what is inside this closet!
Erica: Oh my God! It's old picures of him! Oh look! It's him with the crypt keeper! Oh! Tapes! Lets play them!
(puts a video in the vcr)
Mr. Dawson on Screen: Milk! It does a body good!
Sam: Oh my God! I knew he looked familiar!
Steve: Well shall we?
Sam: Yes! After being locked in here for half an hour I am hungry, lets go to the cafe!
Steve: Lets
Susan: How about you Bob? Hungry?
Bob: Yeah lets go.
Erica: Well Stacy, you and another one of your brilliant ideas.
Stacy: Like always, this one was one that will go down in history! A star was born and discovered tonight!
(the four girls and the two guys laugh and talk as they walk down the hall of the Science building)
THE END
Sam: Boy, am I glad that my day is over! Human Anatomy is terrible!
Susuan: Your telling me, I have it Wednesday for 3 hours straight!
Sam: Oh! Good luck trying to keep yourself awake! Mr. Dawson teaches like a priest. He just goes on and on and on about stupid stuff we already know.
Susuan: Yeah, and last Wednesday, he sang us the hip bone is connected to the leg bone song.
Sam: Oh. I havent had that experience with him yet.
Susan: He has the wierdst sense of humor I'm telling you, plus he always has his closet locked. I wonder what he keeps in there?
Sam: I don't know?
Susan: Oh hey, wer'e gonna be late! Remember!
Sam: Huh?
Susan: Erica and Stacy! We are all having a girl's night out. You know, tour the shops that surround the college!
Sam: Oh right, lets go, they must be waiting for us!
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Erica: Hey!
Stacy: We were wondering when you were going to show up!
Sam: We were talking about Mr. Dawson's Anatomy Class.
Stacy: Oh my God! I have him for that!
Erica: Yeah, me too! I wonder why his closet is always locked!
Stacy: Yeah, he alwasy has a lock on it!
Sam: Maybe there is something inside of there....like old skeletons....you know the saying, a Skeleton in the closet!
Susan: That is funny, but hey, we'll never know will we!
Stacy: Hey!
Susan: What!
Stacy: I got a great Idea to end our girls night out!
Sam: What?
Erica: What now Stacy? Dont think of anything crazy like you usually do!
Stacy: Why dont we sneak into the classroom, pick the lock, and see what is inside!
Erica: Girl that is brilliant!
(The four girls cheer)
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Sam: Ok....I....I almost got it....I....there! Got it!
Erica: Ok....here goes (Opend the door and its a big closet that is a walk-in) COme on guys, lets go!
Sam: I dont think we ought to....
Susan: Come on Sam!
Stacy: Yeah, Sam, lets see if your theory of Skeletons in the closet really did exisit?
Sam: Ok
(the four girls walk into the closet as the door closes behind them)
Sam: Oh no! It's locked! Wer'e locked in!
(the four girls scream)
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Sam: This is all your fault Stacy!
Stacy: My fault!
Sam: Ya thats right I ought to!
Erica: Calm down! Calm down!
Susuan: Yeah, someones coming!
Steve: So Bob, what are you doing tonight?
Bob: I dont know...I guess I'm going to give Susuan a call...I think she's cool.
Steve: Yeah, I think I'll call Sam.
Bob: Yeah, but they have the same phone!
Steve: Oh Yeah?
Sam: It's Steve and Bob! They are talking about us!
Susan: Ahhhh! I think he lieks me!
Sam: Ya me too!
Susan: Hey! We have to scream help! Then they will hear us!
(The girls scream)
Bob: Who is in there?
Sam: It's me Sam!
Susan: And Susan!
Erica: And Erica!
Stacy: And Stacy! We're locked in the closet!
Steve: We're coming to the rescue! (opens the door for them)
Sam: Oh thank you so much!
Susan: Yeah thaks guys!
Sam: Bob! Hold that door there, we have to see what is inside this closet!
Erica: Oh my God! It's old picures of him! Oh look! It's him with the crypt keeper! Oh! Tapes! Lets play them!
(puts a video in the vcr)
Mr. Dawson on Screen: Milk! It does a body good!
Sam: Oh my God! I knew he looked familiar!
Steve: Well shall we?
Sam: Yes! After being locked in here for half an hour I am hungry, lets go to the cafe!
Steve: Lets
Susan: How about you Bob? Hungry?
Bob: Yeah lets go.
Erica: Well Stacy, you and another one of your brilliant ideas.
Stacy: Like always, this one was one that will go down in history! A star was born and discovered tonight!
(the four girls and the two guys laugh and talk as they walk down the hall of the Science building)
THE END