BeatleMoe
12-08-2002, 07:12 PM
Scene opens at Sugarbakers. Mary Jo is at her desk, Bernice on the couch, and Anthony is in the store room. In walks Suzanne.
SUZANNE: Well, you would just not believe some of the dumb things that I see people do!
MARY JO: Like what Suzanne?
SUZANNE: Well, I was sitting there in traffic on the Interstate today, and then I turned onto the exit. I am waiting for the light to green, and this car comes bumping up next to me. I figured it could be from Anthony's old neighborhood, but no, this kid was white! (While Mary Jo doesn't look surprised, Suzanne is) I mean, this little car was rattling! And he was waving his hand like this! (she motions the hand wave that goes to the rap music) I mean, that looked like his hand was crippled or something!
ANTHONY: (comes out of the storeroom) No, Suzanne, that's the sign some of our youth today make when listening to gangsta rap.
SUZANNE: Well, why in the heck was some white kid doing it?
ANTHONY: A lot of white kids are doing it.
MARY JO: Ya know, I just get kind of concerned about the crap that's played on the radio these days. I mean, what kind of life do these people lead? I mean, they have words like "slapping the bitches and killin some hos." I mean, that just degrades women.
BERNICE: Personally, there are some hos in this city that I could definetly kill.
MARY JO: I tell you what, I don't let Quint listen to this music at all!
BERNICE: Or some bitches could be slapped.
SUZANNE: Pipe down, you fruitcake! You are not at all that desireable!
ANTHONY: Okay, well, someone needs to cover Denise's shift next week, I mean she is on vacation.
MARY JO: Well, Suzanne, why don't you cover it?
SUZANNE: Mary Jo, I am not a partner anymore! Things might be running differently around here these days.
MARY JO: Relax Suzanne, it's the same as the old days. You don't have to do anything.
SUZANNE: Oh, good.
(Julia walks in, and runs upstairs, Carlene enters)
MARY JO: Carlene, what's with Julia?
CARLENE: Well, we ran into a man today, and Julia just got all emotional.
SUZANNE: Didn't she go through menaplay last year?
MARY JO: That's "menopause" Suzanne.
SUZANNE: Oh.
BERNICE: Maybe it's the fact that she hasn't been with a man in such a long time.
CARLENE: Well, this man is on his way over. They're going to talk.
ANTHONY: I wonder who this man is?
(the door opens, and Royd Watson walks in, Reese's younger brother)
MARY JO: Reese!?
SUZANNE: Oh my god.
ANTHONY: Is that you?
BERNICE: Uh-oh, someone better call the Ghostbusters!
...To be continued
SUZANNE: Well, you would just not believe some of the dumb things that I see people do!
MARY JO: Like what Suzanne?
SUZANNE: Well, I was sitting there in traffic on the Interstate today, and then I turned onto the exit. I am waiting for the light to green, and this car comes bumping up next to me. I figured it could be from Anthony's old neighborhood, but no, this kid was white! (While Mary Jo doesn't look surprised, Suzanne is) I mean, this little car was rattling! And he was waving his hand like this! (she motions the hand wave that goes to the rap music) I mean, that looked like his hand was crippled or something!
ANTHONY: (comes out of the storeroom) No, Suzanne, that's the sign some of our youth today make when listening to gangsta rap.
SUZANNE: Well, why in the heck was some white kid doing it?
ANTHONY: A lot of white kids are doing it.
MARY JO: Ya know, I just get kind of concerned about the crap that's played on the radio these days. I mean, what kind of life do these people lead? I mean, they have words like "slapping the bitches and killin some hos." I mean, that just degrades women.
BERNICE: Personally, there are some hos in this city that I could definetly kill.
MARY JO: I tell you what, I don't let Quint listen to this music at all!
BERNICE: Or some bitches could be slapped.
SUZANNE: Pipe down, you fruitcake! You are not at all that desireable!
ANTHONY: Okay, well, someone needs to cover Denise's shift next week, I mean she is on vacation.
MARY JO: Well, Suzanne, why don't you cover it?
SUZANNE: Mary Jo, I am not a partner anymore! Things might be running differently around here these days.
MARY JO: Relax Suzanne, it's the same as the old days. You don't have to do anything.
SUZANNE: Oh, good.
(Julia walks in, and runs upstairs, Carlene enters)
MARY JO: Carlene, what's with Julia?
CARLENE: Well, we ran into a man today, and Julia just got all emotional.
SUZANNE: Didn't she go through menaplay last year?
MARY JO: That's "menopause" Suzanne.
SUZANNE: Oh.
BERNICE: Maybe it's the fact that she hasn't been with a man in such a long time.
CARLENE: Well, this man is on his way over. They're going to talk.
ANTHONY: I wonder who this man is?
(the door opens, and Royd Watson walks in, Reese's younger brother)
MARY JO: Reese!?
SUZANNE: Oh my god.
ANTHONY: Is that you?
BERNICE: Uh-oh, someone better call the Ghostbusters!
...To be continued