AtlantaBravesFan29
11-18-2002, 10:20 AM
Here is my favorite exchange between Fred and Aunt Esther!! I watched the tape of the show where Lamont wants to hold his sensativity meeting at the house and Fred doesn't let him!!
This is a very funny exchange between Fred and Esther:
(Aunt Esther Walks Through The Door)
Fred: Don't you know that you're supposed to knock on people's doors before you come in???
Esther: My nephew says I could come in here as I pleased
Fred: Well,don't come in,wait until I cover up all the mirrors in the house!!!
Esther: Watch your mouth, Fred Sanford!! I didn't come in here to be insulted!!
Fred: Tell me where you go and I'll follow you!!
Esther: Oh, shut up, you old fool!!!
Fred: Fool??? And what are you doing over here anyway???
Esther: I just came to bring some of my homemade preserves!!!
Fred: Well, don't put it up to your face because we sure don't wanna preserve that!!!
Esther: You may think that your face is a prize,it looks like a Brillo pad with eyes!!!
(Fred gets Mad)
Esther: Now where do you want me to put them???
(Fred gives her a G-T-H Look)
Esther: Watch it!!! This is for Lamont!!!
Fred: You came to the wrong place, he's staying over at the Cockroach Hilton(Julio's House)!!
Esther: And what does that supposed to mean???
Fred: We had a discussion about what's his is his and what's mine is mine, and I disagree,I say,what's mine is mine and what's his is mine,now mind your own business
Esther: I don't believe it,you kicked out your own son
Fred: I didn't do it
Esther: Thine own son,bones of thy bones, flesh of thy flesh
Fred: And mouth of thy mouth!!! Why don't you shut up yours???
Esther: You know what Elizabeth would've said,she would've said "Fred, you miserable old snaggle-puss jackass"
Fred: Old???
Esther: That ain't me saying it that's Elizabeth!!! She's saying, "Fred, you old beady-haired pickled eyed fool"
Fred: You keep saying things,I've gonna get me an alibi!!!
Esther: Call Lamont and tell him to come back in here!!!
(Fred Calls Lamont Back Into The House)
Lamont: What's going on here???
Esther: Your father will tell you
Fred: I don't know what's going on but I know who's going out!!!
Esther: Gladly, I've had stomach cramps that I've enjoyed better than you!! I don't know why I come in this heathern house!!! Praise the Lord, Have Mercy!!!
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This is a very funny exchange between Fred and Esther:
(Aunt Esther Walks Through The Door)
Fred: Don't you know that you're supposed to knock on people's doors before you come in???
Esther: My nephew says I could come in here as I pleased
Fred: Well,don't come in,wait until I cover up all the mirrors in the house!!!
Esther: Watch your mouth, Fred Sanford!! I didn't come in here to be insulted!!
Fred: Tell me where you go and I'll follow you!!
Esther: Oh, shut up, you old fool!!!
Fred: Fool??? And what are you doing over here anyway???
Esther: I just came to bring some of my homemade preserves!!!
Fred: Well, don't put it up to your face because we sure don't wanna preserve that!!!
Esther: You may think that your face is a prize,it looks like a Brillo pad with eyes!!!
(Fred gets Mad)
Esther: Now where do you want me to put them???
(Fred gives her a G-T-H Look)
Esther: Watch it!!! This is for Lamont!!!
Fred: You came to the wrong place, he's staying over at the Cockroach Hilton(Julio's House)!!
Esther: And what does that supposed to mean???
Fred: We had a discussion about what's his is his and what's mine is mine, and I disagree,I say,what's mine is mine and what's his is mine,now mind your own business
Esther: I don't believe it,you kicked out your own son
Fred: I didn't do it
Esther: Thine own son,bones of thy bones, flesh of thy flesh
Fred: And mouth of thy mouth!!! Why don't you shut up yours???
Esther: You know what Elizabeth would've said,she would've said "Fred, you miserable old snaggle-puss jackass"
Fred: Old???
Esther: That ain't me saying it that's Elizabeth!!! She's saying, "Fred, you old beady-haired pickled eyed fool"
Fred: You keep saying things,I've gonna get me an alibi!!!
Esther: Call Lamont and tell him to come back in here!!!
(Fred Calls Lamont Back Into The House)
Lamont: What's going on here???
Esther: Your father will tell you
Fred: I don't know what's going on but I know who's going out!!!
Esther: Gladly, I've had stomach cramps that I've enjoyed better than you!! I don't know why I come in this heathern house!!! Praise the Lord, Have Mercy!!!
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