Stormtracker TF
11-06-2002, 05:05 PM
Yep! Here it is Enjoy!
Written By: MilKnPepSi (AKA ¤MrsConanOBrien¤) TheFonz and Istillgotit.
The Name Of The Story Is: Fonzie and Paula: An Independence Day wedding story
****** Happy Days ******
Fonzie and Paula: An Independence Day wedding story
*~*~*Chachi enters Arnold’s with his Chachi-Inc. bag.*~*~*
Chachi: Hey guys, wanna invest some money into something you won't regret?
Ralph: For you to go away? Sure, how much? Ha ha ha.
Chachi: Sit on it Ralph. No, this is my newest way to being rich; it’s cologne. Only $2!
Potsie: Yeah sure! Ill take one.
Ralph: Fool. That's a waste of money!
*A girl comes up to Chachi*
Girl: Oh Chachi..I love that smell! What do you call it?
Chachi: I’m in the jackpot. Ohh uhh..It’s called Love Me Tender.
*The girl kisses Chachi and leaves*
Ralph: Ill take two!
Potsie: Who's the fool now?
Ralph: You are. You only bought one. I still got it- even broke!
Potsie: I'll Take Three! Now You're The Fool!
Ralph: I’ll Take Four!
*Richie comes into Arnold’s*
Richie: Hey Guys! Hey Chach!
Chachi: Hey, Rich.
Richie: What Are You Selling?
Chachi: Cologne buy some it'll be your best investment this year and it's only a couple bucks!
Richie: No, I'm Sorry Chach, but the last time you sold me something like that it gave me rash for 4 weeks!
Chachi: Oh but this is a sure deal. Approved by chicks!
Richie: Well, Chach, when your attached to a girl like me, you don't need cheap cologne. Besides LB prefers the cologne I already have.
Chachi: Well, suit yourself. I gotta go down to the Pizza Bowl and sell some. Bye guys
Richie, Ralph & Potsie: Bye, Chachi
Ralph: Hey Rich.
Rich: Hey guys…I have a problem.
Potsie: What kind of problem?
Richie: Fonzie's getting married!
Ralph: What do you mean he's getting married?
Richie: Well, at breakfast this morning he said he was going out to look for a tux and that he needed it for the big day!
Potsie: Well that doesn't mean it's a wedding
Richie: Yeah, well then he said I was his best man!
Potsie: I thought I was his best friend!
Ralph: Well...who's the bride to be?
Richie: That's the thing...I don't know!
*Fonzie enters and walks over to the guys*
Ralph: Hey Fonz! Is what Richie says true? Are you really getting married?
Fonzie: It's true; the Fonz is getting married!
Potsie: To who?
Fonzie: Paula Petralunga
Potsie: Wow! Congratulations Fonz!
Richie: Yeah!
Ralph: Congrats Fonz!
Potsie: Wow the Fonz married! I never thought I would see the day!
Fonzie: Well you'll be seeing it, and seeing it soon!!!
Richie: how soon?
Fonzie: Two weeks!
Ralph: Two weeks? Wow.
Richie: Hey, I thought she became a nun.
Fonzie: Ayy, she did. I have the power to convert.
Richie: Ah.
Potsie: Why ain't I the best man Fonzie?!?
*Fonzie rolls eyes*
Fonzie: Wooaahh...
Ralph: So what made you decide to get married? You really wanna be tied down?
Fonzie: Yeah, The Fonz needs to be married and The Fonz needs a Fonzess, and I think it's time I've settled down and had a family.
Ralph: Yeah I can see it now a bunch of little Fonzies, all in little leather diapers!
*Fonzie grabs Ralph by his shirt*
Fonzie: No jokes Malph!
Ralph: Right Fonz, no jokes!
Richie: Yeah, maybe someday me and Lori Beth will settle down and have a family.
Fonzie: you probably will someday.
Richie: What's that supposed to mean?
Fonzie: Oh nothing.
Potsie: Hey! Maybe it'll happen with me and Jennifer!
Fonzie: Whatever you say Potsie
Richie: I’m glad you want to get married, but uh.. Don’t you think it’s kinda fast? I mean.. Two weeks Fonzie!
Fonzie: Yeah well.. I wanted one week, but she said she needed to go buy accessories.
Richie: I still think it's too soon. I think we should talk.
Fonzie: There's nothing to talk about, Cunningham, I am getting married.
Richie: Fonzie, please?
Fonzie: Ok, ok. Ill please the kid. Lets go
*In the guys room*
Fonzie: Ok, now what do you want to tell me?
Richie: Well I just don't want you to rush into anything; I mean marriage is a BIG thing!
Fonzie: I know it's a big thing, but I'm ready to get married and so is Paula!
Richie: Yeah, but you've said that before, Fonz. I don't think you're ready to settle down.
Fonzie: YOU don't think I’m ready? YOU don't think I’m ready. I can think for myself red. So please, don't forget the
rings and don't be late!
*Fonzie leaves the guys room*
*Richie comes out of the guys room and sits at the usual booth*
Potsie: So did you talk Fonzie out of it?
Ralph: Yeah, Rich. How'd it go?
Richie: Fonzie’s getting married!
Potsie: So the Fonz is getting married, what’s so bad about that?
Richie: I don't know I'm just afraid he's going to rush into this, and the marriage won’t work out.
Ralph: Stop worrying Rich, he's getting married not you! And anyways the Fonz don't just pick a girl out of a hat and says he wants to get married!
Richie: Yeah, I guess your right
Ralph: Of course I am!
Richie: But still, I don't feel right about it. I mean, he goes from dating 150 chicks to getting hitched in two weeks. It just doesn't make sense.
Potsie: He's the Fonz. It doesn't have to make sense!
Ralph: Yeah, exactly. If he wants to get married, that's his choice, even if it is dumb.
Richie: So you guys agree with me?
Ralph: Uhh...don't tell Fonzie Rich! Ill deny the whole thing!
Potsie: Yeah, Rich! I’m happy for him, but I don't want him settling down. What if he moves away?
Richie: Oh I don't know. I’m going home; maybe mom can talk to him. Well, see ya.
Potsie & Ralph: Bye.
*Richie leaves Arnold’s*
*The Cunningham house*
Richie: Hi mom.
Mrs. C: Hello, Richard.
Richie: Can I talk to you for a minute?
Mrs. C: What do you want to talk about?
Richie: Well.. I think you should talk to Fonzie about him getting married, I don't think It's a good idea, I'm just worried he's rushing into this marriage thing too fast, and it won't work out, I mean he said the wedding was in two weeks!
Mrs. C: Well, of course Id talk to Arthur. He's so young!
Richie: Exactly. I mean, he's always on dates. I don't know what makes him want to settle down so quickly all of a sudden.
Mrs. C: Maybe he's missing something in his life?
Richie: Like what?
*Fonzie Enters*
Fonzie: Ayyy Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Hello, Arthur
Fonzie: Hey Rich.
Richie: Hey, Fonz. *Whispering* Mom, talk to Fonzie, I’ll go upstairs.
Mrs. C: Alright, Richard.
*Richie goes upstairs*
Mrs. C: Uh, Arthur, I think we should talk
Fonzie: About what?
Mrs. C: About you getting married so quickly.
Fonzie: Ayy!! What the whole neighborhood knows now?
Mrs. C: Arthur, I just think your rushing into this way too fast! Have you given it a lot of thought?
Fonzie: Of course I have.
Mrs. C: And?
Fonzie: And I want to get married
Mrs. C: Arthur, all I’m saying is please just give it some more thought.
*Mrs. C puts hand on Fonzies cheek and Fonzie smiles*
Fonzie: I'll tell you what, you give me three good reasons, and Ill think about it!
Mrs. C: Well, for one marriage is a big thing! An…
Fonzie: Ok, ok Mrs. C you don't have to give me three good reasons, I'll give it some more thought.
Mrs. C: Oh, thank you Arthur! You won't regret it!
Fonzie: Ohh, you don't have to thank me Mrs. C! Well uh, I better be going, I gotta close up the shop early tonight.
Mrs. C: Bye, Arthur
Fonzie: Adios Mrs. C
*Fonzie leaves and Richie comes down the stairs*
Richie: Well, mom, how'd it go?
Mrs. C: He said he'd think about it.
Richie: That's it? Mom, I thought you had a way with words!
Mrs. C: Well, Richard, I tried my best! What do you want me to do talk to Paula?
Richie: Oh wow! That's great Mom! I’ll get her number from Fonzie's book! I'll be right back.
*Richie goes up to Fonzie's place to get Paula's Phone number.*
*Fonzie's Apartment*
*Richie comes in the front door and walks over to Fonzie's closet, he opens the closet door*
Richie: Let's see...Ah here it is, Fonzie's little black book N to Z, um, *Flipping through pages* P! Uh… Here's Paula Peterson ummm... Oh here it is, Paula Petralunga, her phone number is 555-3677, I better write that down.
*The Cunningham house*
Richie: Hey, mom I got her number *Hands Marion the paper With the phone number on it*
Mrs. C: Oh Richard you cant be serious!
Richie: Yes Mom, I am! Aren't you concerned about this?
Mrs. C: Well, of course I am dear, but I doubt talking to Paula will make any difference.
Richie: It might! Oh please Mom...I think Fonzie's making a big mistake
Mrs. C: Well.... alright. But watch the oven. I have a roast in there.
Richie: Ok Mom.
*Someone knocks at the door*
Richie: I got it.
Richie: Hey, Pots.
Potsie: Hey Rich! Guess what?
Richie: What?
Potsie I’M gonna be Fonzie’s ring bearer!
Richie: That’s great…But don’t you think you’re a little too old?
I just came to see if me and Ralph could have dinner at your house tonight, because I locked us out of our apartment and the locksmith won't be able to get a new key till Tuesday.
Richie: I'll ask mom, *Walks over to Mrs. C* hey, mom can Ralph and Potsie have dinner at our house? Potsie locked them out of their apartment.
Mrs. C: Well of course, Warren. You two are always welcome!
Potsie: Thanks Mrs. C
Mrs. C: *smiles* and I though Richard was the only one who locked himself out.
Richard: Mom!
Mrs. C: Oh, sorry dear...I’m dialing!
Richie: She's calling Paula to talk to her about the marriage
Potsie: Well that's not going to do no good
Richie: Why not?
Potsie: Because I just saw Fonzie leave the garage with Paula on his bike. He closed early and rushed off
Richie: Do you have any idea where he was going?
Potsie: They looked like they were heading towards inspiration point
Mrs. C: No one answered, Richard.
Richie: That's because she isn't home! Potsie just told me he saw Fonzie leave the garage with Paula on his motorcycle, they might be going to inspiration point
Mrs. C: Well I guess we'll have to wait till they get back
Richie: I guess so. I dunno why I’m getting all bent out of shape out of this. I should be happy for him. Something just doesn't seem right though.
Mrs. C: Maybe you're just worried he'd leave you.
Richie: Yeah maybe. Well he's one of my best friends. I’m just looking out for him
Mrs. C: I know dear, but he'll just have to learn the hard way I suppose
Richie: I guess so, but maybe he is making the right decision by getting married; it's like Ralph said the Fonz wouldn't just pick any girl to be his wife!
Mrs. C: Yes! Don't worry Richard, everything will go just fine, you'll see.
Richie: yeah, I'm gonna Stop worrying about him getting married.
Mrs. C: Good!
Richie: Hey! I’m even his best man
Mrs. C: Oh! How nice dear! Who's the ring bearer?
Richie: Potsie!
Mrs. C: Potsie? Isn't he a bit too old?
Potsie: Oh no! Fonzie said I have a mind like a 5 year old!
Mrs. C: Ohh...how nice!
Potsie: What do you say we go down to Arnold’s rich?
Richie: Sure
*At Arnold's*
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie are drinking milkshakes and eating Arnold burgers.*
Richie: What's that awful smell?
Ralph: It's that love me tender cologne Chachi sold me!
Potsie: Smells more like love me stinky!
Ralph: It smelled good at first, but now I smell like a wet dog! I should have never bought it from him!
Richie: Well look at it this way Ralph, at least Chachi smells the same way, he used it too!
Ralph: Yeah, but Potsie doesn't!
Richie: Ah. So I meant to ask to you guys, where are you staying tonight?
Potsie: We figured a hotel.
Richie: A hotel? Why not at your parents’ houses?
Ralph: My parents are out of town for the week, and Potsie’s parents won't let him in!
Richie: Wouldn't Mrs. Arcola have a spare key?
Ralph: That WAS the spare key!!!
Richie: He lost both?
Ralph: Yeah! And we never found the first!
Richie: Ah.
Potsie: Hey Ralph, did you know I was gonna be the ring bearer at Fonzie's Wedding?
Ralph: The Ring Bearer? You're Too Old For That, Pots
Potsie: No! Fonzie said I have a mind like a 5 year old!
Ralph: You're Such A Potsie! He's Such A Potsie Rich!
Potsie: Oh yeah! You're just jealous he didn't ask you!
Ralph: Yeah..That’s it Pots. I’m so jealous!
Potsie: Admitting it is the first step!
Ralph: Potsie...
Potsie: Yeah?
Ralph: Sit on it!
Potsie: Very good Ralph!
Richie: Oh ok come on now. We need to support Fonzie
Ralph: Yeah, you're right Rich. One of us should go tell him
Potsie: Oh I will, seeing how I’m the ring bearer and all, he likes me most
Richie & Ralph: Oh sit on it Potsie!
Richie: I'll tell him! I'm the one who kept telling him he was making a mistake by getting married and all.
Potsie: Ok. But he’d rather it be me, because he likes me best!
Ralph: You're such a Potsie!
Potsie: Oh yeah?
Ralph: Yeah!
*Ralph and Potsie continue arguing as Richie leaves to inspiration point*
*Inspiration point*
Richie: Fonzie!! Fonzie where are you?!?
Guy: Hey will you shut it!
Richie: Ohh sorry!
Guy #2: Hey! Get a car man! You're ruining the mood!
Richie: Sorry sorry, Fonzie!!
Fonzie: Cunningham, will you get over here?
Richie: Yeah, Fonz
Guy #3: Hey, will you shut up?
Richie: Sorry!
Fonzie: Ayy, Red what are you doing out here?
Richie: Well I came to tell you something Fonz.
Fonzie: What do you want to tell me?
Richie: Well, Fonzie, it’s about you
Fonzie: Me? What about me?
Richie: I just wanted to say that I support you and the marriage. And I’ve decided I’m gonna stop worrying about you getting married.
Fonzie: Thanks.
Richie: You're welcome!
Fonzie: But uh, anyways, the wedding date is in four weeks, instead of two.
Richie: Really? Why did you decide four weeks?
Fonzie: Because I gave it some thought and 2 weeks is too soon, and anyways that gives us more time to prepare.
Richie: Well I'm glad you gave it some thought, and like I said I support you, and your marriage all the way Fonz!
Fonz: Ayy, I knew you would do what you knew what's good for you.
Richie: Ohh, hey Fonzie...you made POTSIE your ring bearer?
Fonzie: Yeah yea..Well, the man started to cry…
Richie: Ah.
Fonzie: Now if you don't mind, will you please exit the grounds I am busy.
Richie: Oh sure, right Fonz, bye.
*Richie leaves Inspiration Point*
*Later at the Cunningham house*
Richie: Hi, mom!
Potsie: Hi, Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Hello Richie, hello Warren
Richie: Well Mom, I Talked To Fonzie, And He Is Gonna Get Married, But In Four Weeks Instead Of Two!
Mrs. C: Oh good, I'm glad he gave it some thought, two weeks is just too soon!
Richie: Yeah, and I told him I support him and the marriage all the way!
Mrs. C: Ohh good! I knew it would all work out in the end.
Richie: Yeah me too.
Potsie: Do I still get to be the ring bearer?
Richie: Well, actually Potsie...he was thinking of letting Ralph
Potsie: What?!?! Im the intelligent one!
*Potsie leaves to Arnold’s to yell at Ralph*
Richie: Haha. I knew that would get him. I think he's the only one who'd be dumb enough to be a ring bearer at his age.
Mrs. C: Well, I think it's nice!
Richie: Ohh mom! It's for 4-year-old boys!
Mrs. C: Yes.. I know, but Potsie has that youth to him
Richie: Yeah...his IQ! Haha.. I still got it! Even if I’m not Ralph!
*Richie runs over to the door, and opens it, and walks out onto the porch.*
Richie: *Yelling* Potsie It was just a joke! You’re still the ring bearer!
*Richie walks back into the house and closes the door.*
Richie: Huh, he couldn't hear me.
Richie: Well I'm gonna call Al and tell him to tell Potsie I was just Joking.
Mrs. C: Alright.
*At Arnold’s*
Ralph: Potsie, listen, it’s what he decided
Potsie: Ralph! You…You are a nerd! You…Fonzie's ring bearer, I'm embarrassed to have known you cause of this!
Ralph: What do you mean Pots, we've been best friends, and roommates for a long time!
Potsie: I don't care, You made me laugh all the time, now I think you are a Malph, a lowlife, you… with your I still got it, red hair and rubber nose and your being Fonzie's ring bearer. You are a stupid, dumb, red headed, jerky, fire headed, un-funny, un-hysterical, worrywart-like, idiotic, menacing disgrace, Malph! Geez!
Ralph: Oh yeah, well Potsie, you are a stupid, dumb, not like me, cry-baby-face, nerdy, jerky, dumb, idiotic, dark-haired, sweating, un-dangerous, an IQ of 40, no good, nerd, Potsie, Well you can just sit on it, you… Potsie!
Potsie: Oh yeah!
Ralph: Yeah! Get outta here!!
Potsie: I am!
Ralph: Come back and I'll punch your face in!
Al: Hey hey hey! What's the problem?
Potsie: Ralph's the ring bearer and not me!
Al: Listen.. Richie just called to tell me to tell you that he was JOKING.
Potsie: Oh…
Ralph: Oooooh see Pots!
Potsie: Well, you didn't deny it!
Ralph: Well, he said he'd like me as his ring bearer too
Potsie: Are you crazy? Everyone knows there's only one ring bearer
Ralph: Fine! Be the ring bearer. You're such a Potsie!
Al: Boy! That must've brought up some appetite eh?
Ralph: Yeah, Come on Pots, I bet they're having dinner at Richie's. See ya Al.
Al: Yep yep yep yep yep yep
*The Cunningham house*
Mrs. C: I sure hope Ralph and Warren get here soon their dinner is getting cold!
Mr. C: Don’t worry they’ll be here soon, Marion.
*Ralph and Potsie come in the front door*
Potsie & Ralph: Hey Rich,
Potsie: Hi Mr. and Mrs. C!
Ralph: Hi Mrs. C…Hi Howie, is dinner ready?
Mrs. C: Hello boys, yes it is.
Richie: So no hard feelings about that joke?
Potsie: Naaa...Just as long as I'm the ring bearer!
Richie: Good!
Mr. C: Boy oh boy, I never heard of someone wanting to be ring bearer so bad!
Potsie: Oh yeah! It'll be great! So much responsibility for me! I get to keep the rings in my pocket and everything.
Richie: Yeah well...you better not lose those rings or you'll be the one stuffed in a pocket
*Fonzie enters*
Fonzie: Hello everybody, sorry I’m late, I was at Inspiration Point with Paula. What's for dinner tonight Mrs. C?
Mrs. C: Meatloaf and potatoes with beans.
Fonzie: Oh how I love my veggies! And no one makes them like you Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Oh, thank you, Arthur
*The next day at Arnold’s*
*Richie enters Arnold’s*
Richie: Hey guys
Potsie & Ralph: Hey, Rich
*Fonzie enters, snaps his fingers and rushes to guys room*
Fonzie: Cunningham, conference time
*Richie goes into the guys room*
Rich: Hey Fonz, what's up?
Fonzie: It's about the wedding
Richie: Yeah sure, what about it?
Fonzie: Well, I'm postponing it
Richie: Why's that? Paula had to study the bible? hahaha!
Fonzie: Cunningham, no, well, I found out she was going steady, and I'm in a slump
Richie: So you're gonna marry someone else?
Fonzie: No, she said I could beat up her boyfriend who she does not like, that's what I'm gonna do!
Richie: Wait A Second Fonz, Let Me Get This Straight, You’re Gonna Beat Up Paula's Old Boyfriend AND You're Postponing The Wedding?
Fonzie: Naaaa, I'm only joshin’ ya, but…the wedding date has been changed.
Richie: To what?
Fonzie: To five weeks
Richie: Why five weeks?
Fonzie: Because me and Paula want the wedding to be on the 4th of July.
Richie: Wow! The 4th of July?
Fonzie: Yes, the 4th of July!
Richie: Really the 4th of July Fonz?
Fonzie: Yeah, the 4th of July!
Richie: Really… *Fonzie quickly interrupts Richie*
Fonzie: Yes the 4th of July! I've said ‘yes’ 3 times!
Richie: Wow, I've gotta go tell Ralph and Potsie!
*Richie runs out of the guys room to go tell Ralph and Potsie*
Richie: Hey guys! the Fonz is getting married on the 4th of July!
Ralph: The 4th of July, way to go Fonz!
Potsie: Yeah! Way to go!
Richie: Oh Fonz, I almost forgot my mom told me to ask if you could invite Paula to dinner tonight at our house
Fonzie: Uh...I don't think that's a possibility Rich
Rich: Well...why not?
Fonzie: Just because
Richie: Well.. How about tomorrow night?
Fonzie: Uhh.. That’s a no-go too
Richie: How about next year?
Fonzie: Busy.
Richie; Fonzie.. Why don't you want Paula over our house?
Fonzie: It's not that I don't want her over at your house it’s that she can't come, she’s in green bay right now she left last night.
Richie: Why?
Fonzie: Because her grandma is very sick and she wanted to go visit her.
Richie: Is her grandma gonna be ok?
Fonzie: Yeah.
Richie: That's good
Richie: When will she be home?
Fonzie: She should be home by next Thursday
Richie: Well then can she come to dinner next Thursday?
Fonzie: Sure!
Richie: Great
*Next Thursday at the Cunningham house, the Cunninghams are all sitting at the table.*
Mrs. C: Oh, Arthur, I'm so glad you could bring Paula here
Paula: I'm glad I could come here too, especially with my groom to be!
Fonzie: Ayyy!
*Fonzie and Paula sit down.*
Mr. C: Paula, what kind of a dress is that?
Paula: Oh it's just a green top with an orange skirt.
Richie: You look like a carrot!
*Everyone laughs*
Paula: I know!
Joanie: Who's your friend, Bugs bunny?
Richie: *imitating Bugs bunny and eating a fake carrot* Uh, What's up, Fonz?
*Everyone Laughs*
Paula: Okay, I already heard the carrot jokes on the way
Richie: Did anybody say "Are you about to be eaten by a bunny?"
Paula: No…
Joanie: How about "Is that you, Fonz? Dating a carrot?"
Fonzie: No…
Richie: Ohh...well maybe the…
Fonzie: Uh, Cunningham eat your veggies.
Richie: Right, Fonz
Paula: The reason why I’m wearing this is because I just got out of work
Mrs. C: Ohh… How nice! What do you do?
Paula: I'm a secretary
Mrs. C: I used to be a secretary!
Paula: Really?
Mrs. C: Yep!
Richie: Boy I wish Ralph was here he Woul…
Fonzie: Cunningham, Eat your veggies.
Richie: Right, Fonz
Mr. C: So how does it feel to be getting married on the 4th of July?
Fonzie: I'll tell ya Mr. C it feels great!
Mr. C: As good as it feels to marry a carrot?
*Everyone laughs*
Fonzie: Mr. C, eat your steak
Mr. C: Right.
Richie: What are you gonna wear that day?
Fonzie: A tuxedo
Joanie: What would the color be?
Fonzie: Oh…I know what you're doing! You’re trying to make me to wear a red, white and blue tuxedo since it's the 4th of July, but it will be a usual black tuxedo!
Paula: Yeah.
Fonzie: Yeah, but it will be an American one!
*Everyone laughs*
Richie: Yeah!
Mrs. C: Oh, Arthur we are so happy for you.
Fonzie: Thanks!
Mrs. C: You're welcome
Paula: It feels great to married on the 4th of July
Mrs. C: Ohh I know! It’s so.... patriotic!
Fonzie: God bless the US Of A!
Richie: Yeah!
Mrs. C: It really is sweet! I wanted to get married on Valentines Day, but Howard said no.
Paula: Oh why?
Mrs. C: because he hates that holiday
Mr. C: I don't HATE it Marion.. It’s just so romantic, why add to it?
Mrs. C: So, instead we got married the day before Halloween! What a holiday to pick!
Mr. C: At least it ain't romantic...AND you still get lots of chocolate!
Joanie: Yeah! And from what I see...you do a lot of celebrating!
*At Arnold’s three weeks, three days later*
*Ralph and Potsie are sitting at the booth and Fonzie is slow dancing with Paula to “Love me tender”*
*The song ends, Fonzie and Paula stop dancing and sit down at a booth*
*Richie enters*
Richie: Hey, guys!
Ralph And Potsie: Hey Rich!
Richie: Hi, Fonzie
*Richie sits down at the booth where Fonzie and Paula are*
Fonzie: Hey, Red.
Richie: Well, Fonz by next week you two will be married!
Paula: I can't wait!
Fonzie: Me either!
*Fonzie and Paula kiss*
Richie: Are you nervous, Fonz?
Fonzie: Naaa... Why would I be nervous? There’s nothin’ to be nervous about!
Richie: So why are you acting nervous? Still goin' over the carrot jokes Ha Ha
Fonzie: NO, Cunningham, I'm just kissing my bride to be that's all
Richie: Ah, I see
*Richie goes over and sits at the usual booth with Ralph and Potsie*
Ralph: Hey Rich is Fonzie nervous?
Richie: No, did you guys make up yet?
Potsie: Yeah, anyways he's probably nervous cause he is getting married next week
Richie: Yeah, to a carrot
*All three laugh*
Fonzie: I heard that!
Richie: Sorry, anyways did you hear about that?
Ralph: Yeah, Fonzie told us all about it
Potsie: we laughed our heads off!
Richie: Yeah! I figured
Ralph: I hope Paula doesn't dress like a.. You know what, the orange thing that you eat with a green thing on top.
Richie: I hope not either!
Potsie: She'll probably wear what a bride always wears
Ralph: As long as it’s white not orange
*All three laugh*
Potsie: Yeah!
Richie: Well, I hope it's a great wedding
Ralph: Yeah me too, I can't wait
Potsie: Me neither, I can't wait to be…
Ralph: Sit on it, Potsie!!
Potsie: Sorry, Malph!
*Al comes out from the kitchen*
Al: Hello guys, you know, I'm gonna be the caterer at Fonzie’s wedding!
Richie: Great Al, right guys
Ralph & Potsie: Right
Al: Well, it's next week, can't wait!
Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie & Paula: Same for us!!
Al: Yep!
Al, Richie, Ralph Potsie, Fonzie & Paula: Yep yep yep yep yep yep.
Al: My brother Anthony will be marrying them too.
Richie: Oh that’s right! He baptized Fonzie too.
Potsie: Yeah!! That's when we all found out his middle name.
Ralph: Herbert! Ha ha ha ha ha.
Fonzie: Uhh...Malph.
Ralph: Right Fonz. Wonderful name!
Fonzie: I know. Woah.
Richie: Well, I gotta go now
Potsie: Where you going?
Richie: I gotta run a quick errand for mom since she has the stomach flu.
Potsie: Oh.
Richie: Well I better be going, bye guys.
Ralph & Potsie: Bye, Rich!
*Fonzie hits the jukebox and "Mona Lisa" starts playing, Fonzie and Paula slow dancing to the song as the scene concludes.*
*6 Days later at the Cunningham house*
*The Richie and Joanie are having breakfast, Mr. and Mrs. C. are upstairs*
*Fonzie enters*
Fonzie: Good morning everyone!
*Fonzie sits down at the table*
Richie: Good morning Fonz, tomorrow’s the big day!
Joanie: Yep! And just think Fonz; by tomorrow night you'll be married to a carrot!
Fonzie: Ayyy!
Richie: Come on Joanie no more jokes.
Joanie: Alright.
Fonzie: It feels so great; I can't wait for us to finally be married!
Richie: I bet you can’t!
Fonzie: Where's Mr. and Mrs. C?
Richie: Oh, she got better and Dad got frisky to cheer her up.
Fonzie: Oh, they're at it again
Richie: Yeah!
Joanie: Well, I hope they'll be down here to celebrate
Richie: Yeah
Joanie: I hope it will be a great wedding!
Richie: It will!
Fonzie: It will be perfect-a-mundo!
Richie: You still carry that list Fonzie?
Fonzie: What list???
Richie: You know, the list for your wife standards
Fonzie: Nah, I got rid of that a long time ago
Richie: Oh. Well, do you know if she passed all of them?
Fonzie: Oh, she passed them alright! and with flying colors!
Richie: Good!
Richie: I be you cant wait ‘till tomorrow Fonz! If I were getting married tomorrow I couldn’t!
Fonzie: That's because you are not old enough yet Cunningham
Richie: Yeah.
Joanie: Right.
*Mr. and Mrs. C come down stairs and enter the kitchen*
Fonzie: Hey, good morning Mr. and Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Good morning, Arthur.
Mr. C: Good morning, Fonz..
Fonzie: Can you believe it happened this fast?
Joanie: Yeah! You're already getting married
Richie: Yeah, Paula will be wearing a veil and dress, she'll look like a Q-Tip
Fonzie: Cunningham!
Richie: Sorry, Fonz
Fonzie: That’s alright.
Richie: I can't wait, and neither can anyone else! Can we?
Joanie: Nope, and we’re very happy for you!
Fonzie: Thanks.
Richie: So what's gonna happen to your Fonz-Fonza-Relli's?
Fonzie: I’m stepping down and giving it to Ralph
Richie: Ah.
Fonzie: Yeah, I figured Potsie gets to carry the rings; I might as well let Ralph take control of my fraternity for a bit
Richie: Yeah...he's gonna love that
Fonzie: Yeah, maybe bit too much. *Laughs*
*Later at Arnold's Fonzie and Paula are slow dancing to "My prayer" by the platters. Richie is sitting at the usual booth, Ralph and Potsie enter, Potsie is being hyper, talking about himself being Fonzie’s ring bearer, which annoys Ralph.*
Richie: Hey guys what took you so long
Ralph: We had to pay our rent or Chachi’s mom was gonna kick us out of our apartment!
Richie: Ah.
*Ralph and Potsie sit down with Richie at the usual booth*
Richie: I can't believe it’s only one day till Fonzie's wedding!
Potsie: Me either, and I'm his ring bearer!
Ralph: And I get to take control of his fraternity!
Richie: And I'm his best man!
*Fonzie and Paula sit down at the booth next to Richie Rlaph and Potsie*
Fonzie: Hey guys!
Richie: Hey, so, hows the couple-to-be?
Ralph & Potsie: Yeah
Fonzie: Great
Ralph: Are you nervous, Fonz?
Fonzie: No.
Ralph: Good, I'm glad
Potsie: Me too! I can't wait to be the ring bearer Fonz; I always wanted to be a ring bearer, especially for a guy like you, Fonz…
Ralph: Potsie, sit on it! Will you just stop it already???
Potsie: It's true!
Ralph: *mimicking* It's true, oh yeah, you’re sayin' that like you're some hyper cheerleader who's a girl!
Potsie: I didn't say that like a girl!
Ralph: *Rolls eyes* Right Pots. Stop it! I'm glad you're his ring bearer! See, I didn't say it like you did!
Potsie: Look, it's the way I feel, I can’t help but be hyper, It’s just that I’m so excited, okay, Malph?
Ralph: Okay, if you wanna be Mr. Hyper Potsie, then be it! But don’t expect me to be happy about it!
Potsie: Right, are you happy I'm your ring bearer, Fonz?
Fonzie: Potsie, I am very hhhh... I am hhhh...Uh Cunningham.
Richie: He's very happy.
Potsie: Thanks Fonz, that's really great I really feel..
Ralph: Potsie!
Potsie: Right, Malph.
Fonzie: So uh, Potsie have you been practicing carrying the rings yet?
Potsie: No not yet! But I will tonight. Ya know I always wanted to be a ring…
Ralph: Potsie! Will you stop it?
Potsie: C'mon Malph! I’m tired of you telling me to stop it! I can be happy that I'm Fonzie's ring bearer!
Ralph: Yeah, but you don't have to be so hyper! It's annoying Pots!
Potsie: But, Malph…
Richie: Will you guys quit it? I haven't seen you this upset at eachother since Potsie made all your clothes green.
Potsie: I thought we all agreed never to bring that up again?
Ralph: Oh, get over it Pots. It ain't our fault you don't understand how to wash clothes!
Potsie: Oh yeah! How would you like some more weird colored clothes?
Ralph: How would you like a weird colored face? It’s called black and blue!
Potsie: Ok, Malph put 'em up! Put 'em up!
*Potsie & Ralph do that boxing fight they always do to eachother*
Al: Hey, guys, break it up! This is a restaurant not a boxing rink!
Richie: Yeah!
*Ralph and Potsie continue fighting*
Richie: Come on stop it! Can't you just forget about it, guys?
Potsie: No!
Richie: Stop it you guys you're acting like a bunch of kids! if you just stop fighting we can settle it over some fries!
Al: Yeah, you know what they say, there is no problem so large it can't be solved over fries.
Richie: I thought it was “There is no problem so small it can't be solved over fries”!
Al: Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep...
Fonzie: Well uh, I’m gonna be going now, and get some rest for the big day! And uh, Don’t forget to practice carrying those rings Pots.
Potsie I wont!
Richie: See ya Fonz.
Ralph & Potsie: See Ya!
*Lori Beth Enters*
Richie: Opp, Gotta Go!
Ralph: Were Are You Going?
Richie: I Got A Date With Lori Beth.
Ralph: Oh.
Richie: See Ya Later Guys…I Found My Thrill…On Blueberry Hill…
Ralph & Potsie: Bye!
*Ralph and Potsie's apartment*
Ralph: Hey, Pots, you know, I'm sorry about the fight.
Potsie: Yeah, Malph, Al and Richie were right.
Ralph: Yeah, just, come on, talk to Fonzie tell and him you're glad, but don't say it like you just had a lot of sugar, okay?
Potsie: Okay, but what if I say it like I usually say stuff like that to him?
Ralph: I don't care if you say it like that! Just not so hyper!
Potsie: Ok, I'm really excited about being Fonzie's ring bearer!
Ralph: Potsie, every time we are here that's all you say, I'm glad too, even though I think it should be Richie or Al or someone in the family he knows, The Cunninghams
Potsie: Yeah, I'm glad, cause it means he likes me most!
Ralph: *clenching his teeth and talking sort of like Fonzie* That's the part I don't like!
Potsie: *laughing at Ralph's "impression" of Fonzie* Great one, Malph, great, you're hysterical, yeah okay, I'll keep that part a secret if that's what you want me to do!
Ralph: Yeah, I still got it!!
Potsie: Right, Malph
Ralph: Right, tomorrow is the day, Pots!
Potsie: Yeah, I better practice
Ralph: Oh don't give the rings to me
Potsie: I won't, just practice
Ralph: Yeah, alright
*Ralph helps Potsie "practice" his ring bearer job as the scene concludes*
*The next day at the Cunningham house, Marion is serving breakfast and Mr. C is at the table*
*Richie and Joanie enter*
Richie: Well mom *Yawns* today is the big day, Fonzie's wedding day!
*Richie and Joanie sit down*
*Fonzie enters*
Mrs. C: Good morning, Arthur.
Fonzie: Good morning, Mrs. C, sorry but I can't eat breakfast today I gotta run!
Marion: Please, Arthur, sit down and have a nice hardy breakfast, you've got a big day ahead of you!
Fonzie: Well… ok I'll eat breakfast; I am a big fan of your pancakes ya know
Mrs. C: Oh, thank you, Arthur.
Fonzie: You're welcome Mrs. C, well uh, anyways, me and Paula found a house, and we're gonna buy it! it's going to take both our live savings, but we can do it!
Richie: Oh...How far away are you moving, Fonz?
Fonzie: Just next-door.
Richie: Next door? Really you mean it? Just next door?
Fonzie: Just next-door!
Marion: That's wonderful, Arthur!
Fonzie: Well, I couldn't move far from you guys! You're just like family to me!
Marion: Oh, Arthur, You're just like family to us too!
Richie & Joanie: Yeah!
Mr. C: Yes!
Richie: Just like family!
Fonzie: Please, stop, I'm getting misty eyed here!
*Ralph and Potsie enter*
Ralph: Hi Howie!
Ralph: Wow! Quick! Potsie get the camera ready the Fonz is crying! What a time to have a camera on hand!
*Potsie takes a picture*
Ralph: This is rich Potsie, rich; we'll be legends in our own time! Did you get it?
Potsie: Yeah!
Ralph: Potsie, The lens cap is still on! You forgot to take the lens cap off!
Potsie: Opps!
Ralph: Did you know that was the last piece of film
Potsie: No.
Ralph: You're such a Potsie!
Potsie: Sorry, Malph.
Ralph: Right, Pots.
Potsie: Hey, Fonz, why are you crying?
Fonzie: I was NOT crying!
Ralph: Yeah You… *Fonzie Grabs Ralph By His Shirt.* Of Course Not The Fonz Never Cries!
Fonzie: That’s More Like It!
Richie: So what were you guys doing with a camera?
Potsie: We were going to get more film for it so we could take pictures at the 4th of July parade. And we passed by your house and thought; Why not have breakfast first.
Richie: Why did you take the camera with you?
Ralph: So they would know what kind of film it took!
Richie: Ah.
Potsie: So, Fonz, where are you Gonna move after you get married?
Fonzie: Right next to the Cunninghams! On this same street!
Ralph: That's Great!
Potsie: Yeah!
Richie: Yep, And some pretty soon Fonz, you and Paula will have a family in that house.
Ralph: Can't you see it now? Fonzie and Paula, having all these kids.
Potsie: Yeah.
Richie: All these little leather diapers…
Ralph: All these little Fonzies…
*Ralph, Potsie and Richie do a thumbs up and make baby noises, Fonzie snaps his fingers and they stop*
Fonzie: I get the picture
Richie: Sorry, Hey uh, Fonzie, are you having second thoughts?
Fonzie: No. Just thoughts.
Ralph: Ohh wow. You Gonna cancel the wedding?
Potsie: Of course not! Then I would have no purpose!
*Fonzie looks At Potsie stupidly and grabs Richie away to talk privately*
Fonzie: Red, is that right? Second thoughts?
Richie: Oh yeah sure! Everyone has them!
Fonzie: Yeah, but Im not everybody.
Richie: Oh no, no, no.
Fonzie: So uh, what should I do?
Richie: Well, you have all day to think about it. Just make the right decision.
Fonzie: All day? I can make the decision right now! I'm getting married!
Richie: Oh, ok if you think that's the right decision…
Fonzie: Cunningham, I'm the Fonz; I always make the right decision. The Fonz don’t make mistakes.
Richie: I guess you're right!
Fonzie: You GUESS I'm right? You GUESS I'm right?
Richie: Ok, you're definitely right!
Fonzie: That's better
Richie: So how does it feel to be getting married tomorrow, Fonz?
Fonzie: Very good!
Richie: Great! Are you nervous at all?
Fonzie: Not a bit. But anyways, did I mention that we… bought a car?
Richie: No. What kind?
Fonzie: A 1957 Chevy.
Richie: Oh, sounds nice!
Fonzie: Cool, Red, cool.
Richie: Sounds cool, Fonz
Fonzie: That's more like it!
*Knock on door at Cunningham house--Marion answers*
Mrs. C: Oh! Hi Ralph and Potsie.
Ralph & Potsie: Hey Mrs. C
Mrs. C: What's wrong Warren?
Potsie: Oh nothing! Everything's fine!
Ralph: No it’s not! He lost the rings!
Potsie: I didn't lose them! I just can't recall where I put them at the moment, that's all! I TIED a string around my finger, but it didn't help!
Mrs. C: Well, you still have a few hours till the wedding! That should give you enough time to find them!
*Fonzie comes in through the kitchen*
Fonzie: Hey Mrs. C! Looking lovely as usual! Ralph, Potsie *nods head*. Hey uhh..Webber, you got the rings? I wanna see how they look.
*Potsie gulps*
Ralph: How they look? Fonzie! You've already seen them! Besides, you'll be seeing them forever real soon!
Fonzie: I know that, but I just wanna take one last look. C'mon Pots, lemme have them for a sec.
*Potsie gulps*
Ralph: Well, will you look at this? Me and Potsie Gotta run home and..Brush our teeth! See ya!
*Ralph grabs Potsie's shoulders and pushes him out the door and both run, Fonzie grabs Ralph’s shirt.*
Fonzie: You're not going anywhere ‘till I see the rings!
Ralph: You can't Fonz!
Fonzie: Now why in the name of grandma Nussbaum can't I see the rings?
Potsie: Because I lo… *Ralph Quickly Covers Potsie's Mouth*
Ralph: They're back at our apartment! Yeah! That's right! they're back at our apartment!
Fonzie: Well then go get them!
Ralph & Potsie: Yes sir, Fonz!
*25 Minutes later outside the Cunningham house, Ralph and Potsie have just came back from their apartment, Ralph knocks on door.*
Potsie: How are we gonna tell the Fonz?
Ralph: I Know! We'll stall, yeah… *Fonzie opens the door*
*Potsie and Ralph come in*
Fonzie: You got the rings?
Ralph: *Nervously* How..Are..Ya?..How..Are..Ya? How..Are..Ya… Fonz?
Fonzie: Great! Now give me the rings!
Ralph: We…Cant!
Fonzie: Why?
Potsie: *Nervously* Well… Fonz I...*Gulp*
Fonzie: What?!? You didn’t lose the rings did you?!?
Potsie: *Nervously* Oh… No! No! Of course not! No! Naaa..ALRIGHT, I LOST THEM!
Fonzie: *Grabs Potsie By His Shirt* YOU WHAT?!?!?!?
Potsie: I lost the rings! Please don't pound me Fonz!
Fonzie: I'm gonna do alot more than pound ya!
Potsie: *Gulp* What are you gonna do?
Fonzie: I'm gonna beat up your friend too!
Potsie: No, you can't do that!!
Fonzie: I'm not only gonna beat you two up I'm gonna do more!
Potsie: No *crying* You can't, Ralph is my best friend, I couldn't have laughed all these years if it weren't for him, if you kill him, I'll have no comic in my life!
Ralph: Why did you have to lose the rings, Pots?
Potsie: I'm sorry Malph, Please don't beat us up Fonz!
Fonzie: Okay, I won't beat you up, where did you lose them?
Potsie: Oh, um, they are at the apartment
Ralph: YOU'RE SUCH A POTSIE!
Potsie: Sorry, Malph
Fonzie: Yeah, we'll have to find some new ones.
Potsie: Yeah, but how are we gonna do that on such short notice?
Fonzie: I Don't know! I Guess we can't get new ones, You're gonna have to find the old ones!
Ralph: Yeah, we'll do it, thanks for not beating me up
Potsie: Yeah, thanks for not beating me up
Fonzie: You're welcome. You just better find those rings! And fast!
*Fonzie leaves the Cunningham house*
Potsie: C'mon, Ralph, We need to go find those rings!
Ralph: Yeah, you're right!
*Ralph and Potsie's apartment*
Potsie: We better find those rings quick! There's only three hours and fifteen minutes left ‘till the wedding starts!
Ralph: Yeah, lets see…when was the last time you saw them?
Potsie: I think I was... Watching T.V!
Ralph: Ok then lets look in the couch!
Potsie: Ok!
*One and a half hours later, at Ralph and Potsie's apartment*
Ralph: We're never ever gonna find those rings!
Potsie: Don't worry we'll find em' we'll just have to search the apartment again!
Ralph: We've searched the WHOLE apartment three times, Pots! We're NEVER gonna find them! Man, Pots you're on a roll! First you loose BOTH keys to the apartment! And now Fonzie and Paula's wedding rings!
Potsie: I'm sorry Malph; I didn't mean to, I couldn’t help it! I tried not to lose them!
Ralph: Right, Pots.
*Pause three seconds*
Potsie: Do you want some jujubes?
Ralph: Sure.
Potsie: Here.
*Potsie takes some jujubes out of his pocket and puts some in Ralph's hand, he starts to eat them, but stops*
Ralph: POTSIE, THE RINGS!!!
Potsie: Where?
Ralph: Right here in my hand! But that means they were in your pocket the WHOLE TIME!
Potsie: Yeah!
Ralph: YOU'RE SUCH A POTSIE! YOU ARE SUCH A POTSIE!
Potsie: AT LEAST We found them, Malph!
Ralph: Yeah, well what are we waiting for Pots? Lets go show Fonzie!
Ralph: Yeah, We only got two hours ‘till the wedding!
*At the Cunningham house, Ralph and Potsie barge in the front door yelling. *
Ralph: *Yelling* Hey Fonz, we found the rings
*Just as Ralph yells, Fonzie comes barging in from the kitchen with Richie*
Fonzie: Hold it! The wedding's off!
Potsie: Why Fonzie?
Ralph: Yeah, Fonzie..It’s no time for jokes!
*Fonzie runs upstairs and locks himself into bathroom*
Ralph: Gee, what's with Fonzie, Rich?
Richie: I don't know he just told me to come with him. the wedding is off.
Ralph: The wedding's off? You mean we looked for those Rings for one and a half hours for nothing?
Richie: I guess!
Potsie: Aw, man!
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie run upstairs*
Richie: *Knocks on bathroom door* Fonzie open the door I need to talk to you
*Fonzie opens the bathroom door, Richie enters the bathroom*
Richie: Fonzie, why do you not want to get married all of a sudden?
Fonzie: Red, I think it conference time, lock the door
Richie: Sure…*Locks door* ok, now why do you want too cancel the wedding
Fonzie: Well I've been having second thoughts…
Richie: Hah ha ha, talk about last second, second thoughts! What made you start having second thoughts? I thought you had your mind made up!
Fonzie: Well Red, I Did! Until I thought about what you said, what if I make the wrong decision by getting married? What if the marriage don't work out, what if Cunningham?
Richie: What I said was stupid! I don't know what I was thinking then!
Fonzie: Maybe, Red, but it's true, what if?
Richie: Hah ha ha... What if? What if? What IF my house burns down, what IF Arnold’s burns down? WHAT IF? Fonzie you're just acting stupid…
Fonzie: STUPID?
Richie: Oh! Sorry, that kinda slipped out! Well, Fonzie, do you love Paula?
Fonzie: Yeah of course I do!
Richie: Does she love you?
Fonzie: Yeah
Richie: Do you two want to get married?
Fonzie: Yeah.
Richie: Then you two should get married, but if you're gonna cancel the wedding, on your wedding day because of a bunch of what if's then do It! But that's very un-cool and stupid! *Pause 2 seconds* Hah ha ha… Hah ha ha…
*Pause 5 seconds*
Richie: Hah ha ha…..
*Pause 2 seconds*
Fonzie: *Claps Hands* Okay! The wedding is back on!
Richie: That's great! You're making the right decision, Fonz!
*Richie walks to the bathroom door.*
Fonzie: Hey Red, thanks! Those last three Hah ha ha's, really convinced me!
Richie: You're welcome Fonzie!
Fonzie: Well we better get going I'm getting married In Less Than Two Hours!
Richie: Yeah!
*Richie opens the bathroom door, they walk into the hallway were Ralph and Potsie are waiting*
Ralph: So what happened? Is the wedding still off?
Fonzie: No..The Fonz is still getting married
Ralph: Great!
Potsie: We're all excited, Fonz!
Ralph: And we found the rings!
Fonzie: Oh yeah, I know, where were they?
Potsie: In my pocket
Fonzie: Where in your pocket?
Potsie: With some Jujubes
Fonzie: Hold up, you stuck my rings with Jujubes?
Ralph: Only by accident Fonz! It was Potsie!
*Potsie gives that usual look*
Fonzie: Well, whoever did it, you better hope they're not covered in goo. Woah!
Potsie: If it is, you can just clean it off!
Fonzie: I ain't got time for cleaning, we gotta get going!
Potsie: Yeah, we only got two hours left!
Ralph: And we don't even have our tuxedos on!
Fonzie: Then get them on!
Ralph & Potsie: Sure, Fonz!
Richie: Yeah,
*Later, at the Cunningham house, Richie and Ralph both are waiting for Potsie to finish putting his tuxedo on*
Potsie: Ok, I'm ready!
Fonzie: Ok, lets go see if Mrs. C and Shortcake are ready yet.
*At the church, Richie, Ralph and Potsie stay outside while Fonzie, Mr. C, Mrs. C and Joanie enter the church*
Ralph: Oh man! I forgot my rubber nose!
Potsie: What do you need that for this Is a wedding!
Ralph: Didn't your mother ever tell you to always bring a rubber nose to a wedding? Hahaha.
Potsie: *Rolls eyes* Oh Ralph!
Ralph: I bet Fonzie and Paula are the only couple in the world to have wedding rings that smell like jujubes! I still got it! Even at Fonzie's wedding!
Ralph: Hey! Here's my rubber nose! I didn't forget it!
*Ralph puts his rubber nose on.*
Richie: You're probably the only guy in the world who's wearing a rubber nose at a wedding!
Ralph: Hey, at a clown's wedding there are probably lots of people with rubber noses on! Ha ha ha!
Richie: *Laughs* Good one!
Potsie: Yeah! C'mon we better get going to the ceremony, and Malph, don't keep telling me the rings smell ten thousand percent jujubes!!
Ralph: They do!
Potsie: I asked you not to tell me that.
Ralph: But they do!
Potsie: and?
Richie & Ralph: LET'S GO TO THE CEREMONY!
*At the church, everyone is seated except Richie, Ralph and Potsie*
Joanie: Oh! Fonzie looks so nice in his tuxedo!
Mrs. C: Yes, he does doesn't he? I wonder where Paula is?
Joanie: You mean Paula's not here yet? The wedding starts in a hour!
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie walk by*
Joanie: Hey, Rich, have you seen Paula?
Richie: No. Isn't she here?
Joanie: No!
Richie: Oh man..where could she be?
*Fonzie walks by*
Richie: Hey Fonz, do you know where Paula is?
Fonzie: Yeah, she said she'd be late. She’ll be here any minute.
*Outside, Paula's cab pulls up in front,. Paula gets out of the cab and enters the church.*
Fonzie: There she is now
Richie: Good! I got a little worried there for a minute!
Paula: Hi, Fonz!
Fonzie: Hey, Paula!
Paula: Sorry I'm so late; my cab took forever!
Fonzie: That's ok, just as long as you're here now.
*Fonzie and Paula kiss*
Paula: Well, I gotta go get ready and put my wedding gown on, see ya Fonz!
Fonzie: See ya.
*Richie sits down with Ralph and Potsie, across the aisle from Mrs. C, Mrs. C and Joanie*
Potsie: I gotta go prepare see you guys later
Ralph: Alright, Pots
*Lori Beth enters the church and walks over to Richie*
Lori Beth: Hi, Rich.
*Lori Beth sits down next to Richie*
Richie: Hi, Lori Beth.
Lori Beth: I can’t believe Fonzie’s getting married today!
Richie: Neither can I!
Ralph: Me either.
Richie: So, are you coming to the BBQ tonight at the beach?
Lori Beth: I wouldn’t miss it for the world, sizzle lips.
Richie: Alright, sweet knees.
*Later At The Wedding, Paula's mother had just sat down with everyone else, when her husband comes up to her and tells her that he can't find Paula. Paula's mother gets worried and goes over to the bathroom. She knocks and tries to open the door, but Paula refuses to open it.*
Anna: Paula, honey..are you ok?? The wedding is about to start!!
Paula: No! I’m not coming out...EVER!!!!
Anna: Don't be ridiculous!! Get out here now!
Paula: No!! The wedding is off!
Anna: Listen, sweetie, I understand that you're scared-it happens to everyone!! Trust me, it'll be over so fast you wish you could go back in time and do it all over again.
Paula: No, mom I'm never coming out!
Anna: But, Paula…
*Paula quickly opens the door*
Paula: Gotcha!
Anna: Oh, Paula! you really had me scared there for a minute!
Paula: Sorry, mom.
Anna: It's ok, dear!
Paula: Well, mom I better get going, I'm getting married in 5 minutes! I just can't wait! In only a few minutes I'll be Mrs. Arthur Fonzerelli!!!
Anna: I felt the same way when I married your father.
*They both giggle as the scene concludes*
*Later at the church, Laverne and Shirley enter*
Shirley: See Laverne I told you we'd be late! They're already about to walk down the aisle!
Laverne: C'mon Shirl it's not my fault my heel broke!
Shirley: Well if you wouldn't have been jumping rope in them it wouldn't have broke!
Laverne: Yeah! Well if you wouldn't have lost the hammer maybe we wouldn't be so late!
Shirley: I didn't lose the hammer!
Laverne: Did so!
Shirley: *Very Loud* Did not!
Laverne: *Very Loud* Did so!
*Everyone in the church looks at Laverne and Shirley like they're crazy*
Shirley: DID N..*To everyone who's staring at them* Hi!
Laverne: This is so embarrassing shirl
Shirley: C'mon, Laverne, let's get seated
*Lenny and Squiggy enter*
Squiggy: Hello!
Lenny: Let's go sit down!
Shirley: Oh no! Look Laverne, Lenny and Squiggy are here and are coming this way!
Squiggy: Hello ladies, Is this seat taken?
Laverne & Shirley: YES!
Squiggy: Nobody’s sitting there.
Shirley: They're..
Laverne & Shirley: In the bathroom!
Squiggy: Okay, then I guess we'll have to sit elsewhere, c'mon
*Later at the wedding*
*Wedding music plays, the flower girl, ring bearer *Potsie* and bridesmaid walk down the aisle, after that "Here comes the bride" plays as Fonzie and Paula walk down the aisle.*
Father Delvecchio: Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to witness the wedding of Arthur Herbert *Ralph, Potsie and Richie laugh and say "Herbert"* Fonzerelli and Paula Petralunga. Arthur, do you take this woman, Paula Petralunga to be your Lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer until death do you part?
Fonzie: I do!
Father Delvecchio: Paula, do you take this man, Arthur Fonzerelli to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer until death do you part?
Paula: I do.
Father Delvecchio: May I have the rings, please?
*Potsie hands father Delvecchio the ring pillow*
Father Delvecchio: Oh lord bless these rings... *Fonzie and Paula each take a ring off of the pillow*
Father Delvecchio: Arthur, put the ring on Paula's finger
*Fonzie does so.*
Father Delvecchio: Now, Paula, put the ring on Arthur’s finger.
*Paula Does So.*
Father Delvecchio: And now by the Power Vested in me by the state of Wisconsin, I now pronounce you; man and wife; you may kiss the bride
*Fonzie kisses Paula as the guests clap and wipe their tears with handkerchiefs*
Potsie: hey Rich, how'd I do?
Richie: Uh.. fine Pots.
Potsie: Just fine Rich?
Ralph: *Sarcastic* Potsie, you were fantastic!!
Potsie: *Grins* Thanks!
*Everyone gets up to head down to Arnold’s for the reception*
*At the reception, Al has just brought the wedding cake out of the kitchen*
Richie: Ok everyone! Fonzie and Paula are going to cut the wedding cake!
*Fonzie and Paula each put one hand on the knife and cut the cake*
*Everyone claps*
Potsie: Hey, Fonz, can I have the first piece?
Fonzie: No, me and Paula get the first piece, we're the ones who got married!
Potsie: Oh, well then can I have the first piece after you and Paula?
Fonzie: Yeah, I guess.
Potsie: Thanks!
Fonzie: You're welcome, now if you'll excuse me I was cutting the wedding cake!
Potsie: Oh!
*Fonzie and Paula cut another piece of cake*
*Later at the reception…*
Ralph: Hey Fonz, I brought you two a fruitcake, I would have brought some of my mom's apple pie but I got Hungry..And..And…Ohh, it was so warm and the Cinnamon…The apples! Oh It was so Delicious..And…
Fonzie: Just get to the point, Malph.
Ralph: …And this is all I could find on such short notice!
Fonzie: That's ok, it's the thought that counts!
Ralph: Here I'll cut a piece for ya both!
*Ralph puts the fruitcake on a table, Attempts to cut it but can't, pretends to cut his finger then lets out a scream*
Potsie: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! No not Malph!!!!!!
Richie: Stand back guys! *Yelling* Is there a doctor in the house!
Ralph: It's okay guys! It's fake blood! It’s just ketchup!
Potsie: Oh! Good one Malph!
Ralph: Thanks Pots, I still got it!
*Ralph once again attempts to cut he fruitcake, but the knife gets stuck*
Ralph: Great! The knife is stuck! *Picks up fruitcake* I'll go see if Al can cut It! Woops!
*Ralph drops the fruitcake, it falls and breaks the booth table it was setting on into bunches of pieces.*
*Everyone laughs, Potsie spits out his punch*
Ralph: Woah! It broke the table!
*Ralph bends over to pick up the fruitcake and rips his pants, the room fills with laughter, Potsie begins laughing uncontrollably and spits out his punch again*
Ralph: Ah! Is there a tailor in the house?
Potsie: *Laughing* Great one Malph! I thought you really ripped your pants for a second!
Ralph: Potsie, I did rip my pants!
Potsie: Ohh!
Ralph: You're such a Potsie!
*Ralph gets up*
Ralph: Well I'm going home to get another pair of pants, see ya all in a little while.
Richie & Potsie: Bye!
*At the reception the jukebox is playing*
*Al comes up to the booth that Fonzie and Paula are sitting at*
Al: Hi, how are you two newlyweds doing?
Fonzie: Great, Al, just great
Al: Good but anyways I just came to tell you that since today is you two's wedding day… today and for a week after your honeymoon…Everything you order is on the house!
Fonzie: Hey thanks Al!
Al: Oh, you don't need to thank Me! *Short pause* Well, I better be going, I think someone spiked the punch!
*Richie and Potsie sit down at the booth with Fonzie and Paula*
Richie: So, Fonz, how does it feel to be finally married?
Fonzie: Ayy, it feels great!
Paula: Really great!
Richie: Good!
Potsie: Yep! And in a little while, you'll be on your honeymoon!
Richie: Where are you going on your honeymoon, Fonz?
Fonzie & Paula: Hawaii!
Richie & Potsie: Cool!
Fonzie: Yep-a-Mundo!
Richie: So were you nervous at all Fonz?
Fonzie: Not at all
Richie: C’mon Fonz, you know you at least got a LITTLE nervous!
Fonzie: I might have gotten a little nervous…
*Ralph enters Arnold’s with a bag of goldfishes*
Richie & Potsie: Hey, Ralph!
Ralph: *Giggling* Hey, guys!
*Ralph walks over to the punch bowl and starts putting goldfish in the punch as Richie and Potsie look on and laugh*
Ralph: Hey, Joanie, want a drink? *Laughs*
Joanie: Sure! *Joanie drinks the punch* It's crunchy! Eww, a goldfish!! *Yelling* MALPH!!!!!!!!
*Ralph, Richie and Potsie *along with a few others at the reception* start laughing, and soon start laughing uncontrollably, while Joanie runs to the bathroom to get some water*
*Richie and Potsie finally stop laughing and wipe tears from their eyes*
Potsie: That was great!
Ralph: Thanks I still got it!
Potsie & Richie: Yep!
Fonzie: Hey, why is everyone laughing over here?
Potsie: *Laughing* Ralph put goldfish in the punch and Joanie drank some!
Fonzie: *Grabs Ralph by his shirt* don’t do that again Malph, Or I’ll make you eat the goldfish!
Ralph: I wont Fonz!!
Fonzie: That’s better *Yelling* Hey, Al!
*Al walks over to Fonzie*
Al: Yeah Fonz?
Fonzie: You need to get some new punch Ralph put goldfish in it.
Al: Sure, Fonz
*Later at the reception*
Al: Ok everyone..time for the newly married couple to have their first dance!!
*Everyone clears the floor and watch as them dance*
Marion: Oh!! This is so beautiful. *Marion starts crying*
Howard: Marion! You always manage to cry at weddings!
Marion: It’s so sweet!
*Song ends, Fonzie and Paula stop dancing, Al steps up onto the bandstand*
Arnold: Ok everyone…now it is time for the best man's speech
*Richie Steps up onto the bandstand*
Richie: *Clears throat* These past 3 years have been the past for me and they only seem to be getting better by the day. Fonzie is not only a best friend- he is also my big brother. He gives me the best advice only a true friend would give and the advice is something I would always trust, because he has never let me down yet. For me, today is a bittersweet day. Knowing now that from now on he won't be here every moment to guide me, but knowing he will always be there for when I need him. It will be hard to see him go on with life as I sit on the sidelines and watch proudly. Fonzie has never doubted me, and that means a lot to me. I am beyond happy to see him getting married, because I know it is something he truly wants to do. I only wish him-and Paula- the best of love and luck for the many years to come.
*Everyone applauds*
Potsie: My turn!!
Fonzie: *Fonzies eyes bulge and he makes a strange look* Time for what Potsie? Is it your turn for marbles?
Potsie: No Fonz! My speech! I put it into song!
Fonzie: Oh..
Potsie: Ok, c'mon guys
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie go up on the bandstand. They set up their instruments and start playing*
Potsie: *Singing* Da Fonz is the coolest and the best!
He jumps over cans and proves he beats the rest!
When it comes to chicks, he's your dude
He loves all his veggies with his food
Now he's taken and settling down
This made all his chicks frown
Paula is the luckiest gal
Richie is his best man and I was his ring paalllll!!!!!!!!
*Everyone applauds once gain As Al Steps Up Onto The Bandstand*
Al: Ok..Now will all single women please move to the center of the building, Paula is going to throw the bouquet!
*All of the single girls crowd together as Paula stands in front of the bandstand, turns her back to everyone and throws the bouquet over her head, a red-headed girl catches it*
*Richie steps down from the bandstand and walks over to Fonzie*
Fonzie: Red, that was a beautiful speech!
Richie: Thanks Fonz, it's all true!
Fonzie: You mean alot to me Red; you've been a True friend.
Richie: Thanks, you've been a true friend too, you’re like a big brother to me!
*Fonzie starts getting misty eyed*
Fonzie: Red, please stop, I’m getting misty eyed here! I don’t want everybody to see me this way.
Richie: Sure, Fonz.
*Potsie walks down from the bandstand*
Potsie: So, how was I Fonz?
Fonzie: Just great, Potsie.
Potsie: Thanks, Fonz!
*Potsie walks away*
Richie: So Fonz, you really thought Potsie's song was great?
Fonzie: Yeah, but he really could have left the veggies part out!
Richie: Yeah, so you're going to Hawaii for your honeymoon
Fonzie: Yeah, aloha!
*Both laugh*
Richie: So when are you leaving for Hawaii?
Fonzie: As soon a possible!
Richie: Yeah, we’re going down to the beach to have a 4th of July BBQ and watch the fireworks tonight. I wish you didn’t have to miss out on the fun.
Fonzie: Don’t worry red; Paula and me will have plenty of fun in Hawaii!
Richie: hope you have loads fun!
Fonzie: Oh, we will!
Richie: I'm sure you will!
*3 Hours later at the reception, Al is up on the bandstand the time is about 6:45PM*
Al: Ok everyone! Last dance!
*Slow dance plays, everyone dances*
*Song ends*
Fonzie: Well everyone, it’s time for us to go…See ya in 2 weeks.
*Paula and Fonzie say their goodbyes and leave*
Marion: Ohh!! What a beautiful day it was today!
Joanie: Yeah!! Paula looked so gorgeous with her gown, Straight from a fairy tale!
*Outside Arnold's Fonzie and Paula walk out to a black 1959 Cadillac limousine while everyone showers them with rice, they get inside, Fonzie rolls the left rear window down, they both wave out the window to everyone. Everyone waves and says goodbye and as the limo drives off*
*Later at the Cunningham house everyone comes in the front door*
Mrs. C: I’m gonna go get the all the food ready, Howard, do you have the grill in the car?
Mr. C: Yes, Marion.
Mrs. C: Good, now does anyone have to go to the bathroom?
Joanie & Richie: No.
Mrs. C: Okay then why don’t you two wait out in the car, while me and your father go get the steaks, burger and lettuce and tomato and such.
Richie: Ok, c’mon, Joanie
*At the beach Howard parks the DeSoto in a grassy area near the beach, everyone gets out of the car.*
*Lori Beth comes up to Richie*
Lori Beth: Hi, sizzle lips.
Richie: Oh, Hey, Lori Beth
*Ralph and Potsie drive up in a new car, they honk the horn as Mr. C, Mrs. C and Joanie are taking the meat ketchup, mustard, mayo, lettuce tomato etc. Out of the car.*
Richie: Hey Rich!
Richie: Ralph, Potsie you bought a car?
Ralph: Yep!
Potsie: Ain’t it cool?
Richie Yeah!
*Ralph and Potsie get out of the car*
Ralph: Richie, meet Sharon, my date!
Richie: Hi.
Sharon: Hello.
Potsie: Now meet Jennifer MY date!
Richie: Potsie, I already know her! Remember?
Potsie: Oh yeah…
Richie: I can't believe the Fonz is married!
Ralph: Yeah, me neither.
Richie: It’s sure not gonna be the same around here without him being around every second of the day.
Ralph: Yeah…
Joanie: *Yelling* Hey, you guys C’mon
Richie: C’mon guys.
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie put their left arms around their dates and walk over the BBQ spot as the episode concludes.*
*~*~*The End*~*~*
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Written By: MilKnPepSi (AKA ¤MrsConanOBrien¤) TheFonz and Istillgotit.
The Name Of The Story Is: Fonzie and Paula: An Independence Day wedding story
****** Happy Days ******
Fonzie and Paula: An Independence Day wedding story
*~*~*Chachi enters Arnold’s with his Chachi-Inc. bag.*~*~*
Chachi: Hey guys, wanna invest some money into something you won't regret?
Ralph: For you to go away? Sure, how much? Ha ha ha.
Chachi: Sit on it Ralph. No, this is my newest way to being rich; it’s cologne. Only $2!
Potsie: Yeah sure! Ill take one.
Ralph: Fool. That's a waste of money!
*A girl comes up to Chachi*
Girl: Oh Chachi..I love that smell! What do you call it?
Chachi: I’m in the jackpot. Ohh uhh..It’s called Love Me Tender.
*The girl kisses Chachi and leaves*
Ralph: Ill take two!
Potsie: Who's the fool now?
Ralph: You are. You only bought one. I still got it- even broke!
Potsie: I'll Take Three! Now You're The Fool!
Ralph: I’ll Take Four!
*Richie comes into Arnold’s*
Richie: Hey Guys! Hey Chach!
Chachi: Hey, Rich.
Richie: What Are You Selling?
Chachi: Cologne buy some it'll be your best investment this year and it's only a couple bucks!
Richie: No, I'm Sorry Chach, but the last time you sold me something like that it gave me rash for 4 weeks!
Chachi: Oh but this is a sure deal. Approved by chicks!
Richie: Well, Chach, when your attached to a girl like me, you don't need cheap cologne. Besides LB prefers the cologne I already have.
Chachi: Well, suit yourself. I gotta go down to the Pizza Bowl and sell some. Bye guys
Richie, Ralph & Potsie: Bye, Chachi
Ralph: Hey Rich.
Rich: Hey guys…I have a problem.
Potsie: What kind of problem?
Richie: Fonzie's getting married!
Ralph: What do you mean he's getting married?
Richie: Well, at breakfast this morning he said he was going out to look for a tux and that he needed it for the big day!
Potsie: Well that doesn't mean it's a wedding
Richie: Yeah, well then he said I was his best man!
Potsie: I thought I was his best friend!
Ralph: Well...who's the bride to be?
Richie: That's the thing...I don't know!
*Fonzie enters and walks over to the guys*
Ralph: Hey Fonz! Is what Richie says true? Are you really getting married?
Fonzie: It's true; the Fonz is getting married!
Potsie: To who?
Fonzie: Paula Petralunga
Potsie: Wow! Congratulations Fonz!
Richie: Yeah!
Ralph: Congrats Fonz!
Potsie: Wow the Fonz married! I never thought I would see the day!
Fonzie: Well you'll be seeing it, and seeing it soon!!!
Richie: how soon?
Fonzie: Two weeks!
Ralph: Two weeks? Wow.
Richie: Hey, I thought she became a nun.
Fonzie: Ayy, she did. I have the power to convert.
Richie: Ah.
Potsie: Why ain't I the best man Fonzie?!?
*Fonzie rolls eyes*
Fonzie: Wooaahh...
Ralph: So what made you decide to get married? You really wanna be tied down?
Fonzie: Yeah, The Fonz needs to be married and The Fonz needs a Fonzess, and I think it's time I've settled down and had a family.
Ralph: Yeah I can see it now a bunch of little Fonzies, all in little leather diapers!
*Fonzie grabs Ralph by his shirt*
Fonzie: No jokes Malph!
Ralph: Right Fonz, no jokes!
Richie: Yeah, maybe someday me and Lori Beth will settle down and have a family.
Fonzie: you probably will someday.
Richie: What's that supposed to mean?
Fonzie: Oh nothing.
Potsie: Hey! Maybe it'll happen with me and Jennifer!
Fonzie: Whatever you say Potsie
Richie: I’m glad you want to get married, but uh.. Don’t you think it’s kinda fast? I mean.. Two weeks Fonzie!
Fonzie: Yeah well.. I wanted one week, but she said she needed to go buy accessories.
Richie: I still think it's too soon. I think we should talk.
Fonzie: There's nothing to talk about, Cunningham, I am getting married.
Richie: Fonzie, please?
Fonzie: Ok, ok. Ill please the kid. Lets go
*In the guys room*
Fonzie: Ok, now what do you want to tell me?
Richie: Well I just don't want you to rush into anything; I mean marriage is a BIG thing!
Fonzie: I know it's a big thing, but I'm ready to get married and so is Paula!
Richie: Yeah, but you've said that before, Fonz. I don't think you're ready to settle down.
Fonzie: YOU don't think I’m ready? YOU don't think I’m ready. I can think for myself red. So please, don't forget the
rings and don't be late!
*Fonzie leaves the guys room*
*Richie comes out of the guys room and sits at the usual booth*
Potsie: So did you talk Fonzie out of it?
Ralph: Yeah, Rich. How'd it go?
Richie: Fonzie’s getting married!
Potsie: So the Fonz is getting married, what’s so bad about that?
Richie: I don't know I'm just afraid he's going to rush into this, and the marriage won’t work out.
Ralph: Stop worrying Rich, he's getting married not you! And anyways the Fonz don't just pick a girl out of a hat and says he wants to get married!
Richie: Yeah, I guess your right
Ralph: Of course I am!
Richie: But still, I don't feel right about it. I mean, he goes from dating 150 chicks to getting hitched in two weeks. It just doesn't make sense.
Potsie: He's the Fonz. It doesn't have to make sense!
Ralph: Yeah, exactly. If he wants to get married, that's his choice, even if it is dumb.
Richie: So you guys agree with me?
Ralph: Uhh...don't tell Fonzie Rich! Ill deny the whole thing!
Potsie: Yeah, Rich! I’m happy for him, but I don't want him settling down. What if he moves away?
Richie: Oh I don't know. I’m going home; maybe mom can talk to him. Well, see ya.
Potsie & Ralph: Bye.
*Richie leaves Arnold’s*
*The Cunningham house*
Richie: Hi mom.
Mrs. C: Hello, Richard.
Richie: Can I talk to you for a minute?
Mrs. C: What do you want to talk about?
Richie: Well.. I think you should talk to Fonzie about him getting married, I don't think It's a good idea, I'm just worried he's rushing into this marriage thing too fast, and it won't work out, I mean he said the wedding was in two weeks!
Mrs. C: Well, of course Id talk to Arthur. He's so young!
Richie: Exactly. I mean, he's always on dates. I don't know what makes him want to settle down so quickly all of a sudden.
Mrs. C: Maybe he's missing something in his life?
Richie: Like what?
*Fonzie Enters*
Fonzie: Ayyy Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Hello, Arthur
Fonzie: Hey Rich.
Richie: Hey, Fonz. *Whispering* Mom, talk to Fonzie, I’ll go upstairs.
Mrs. C: Alright, Richard.
*Richie goes upstairs*
Mrs. C: Uh, Arthur, I think we should talk
Fonzie: About what?
Mrs. C: About you getting married so quickly.
Fonzie: Ayy!! What the whole neighborhood knows now?
Mrs. C: Arthur, I just think your rushing into this way too fast! Have you given it a lot of thought?
Fonzie: Of course I have.
Mrs. C: And?
Fonzie: And I want to get married
Mrs. C: Arthur, all I’m saying is please just give it some more thought.
*Mrs. C puts hand on Fonzies cheek and Fonzie smiles*
Fonzie: I'll tell you what, you give me three good reasons, and Ill think about it!
Mrs. C: Well, for one marriage is a big thing! An…
Fonzie: Ok, ok Mrs. C you don't have to give me three good reasons, I'll give it some more thought.
Mrs. C: Oh, thank you Arthur! You won't regret it!
Fonzie: Ohh, you don't have to thank me Mrs. C! Well uh, I better be going, I gotta close up the shop early tonight.
Mrs. C: Bye, Arthur
Fonzie: Adios Mrs. C
*Fonzie leaves and Richie comes down the stairs*
Richie: Well, mom, how'd it go?
Mrs. C: He said he'd think about it.
Richie: That's it? Mom, I thought you had a way with words!
Mrs. C: Well, Richard, I tried my best! What do you want me to do talk to Paula?
Richie: Oh wow! That's great Mom! I’ll get her number from Fonzie's book! I'll be right back.
*Richie goes up to Fonzie's place to get Paula's Phone number.*
*Fonzie's Apartment*
*Richie comes in the front door and walks over to Fonzie's closet, he opens the closet door*
Richie: Let's see...Ah here it is, Fonzie's little black book N to Z, um, *Flipping through pages* P! Uh… Here's Paula Peterson ummm... Oh here it is, Paula Petralunga, her phone number is 555-3677, I better write that down.
*The Cunningham house*
Richie: Hey, mom I got her number *Hands Marion the paper With the phone number on it*
Mrs. C: Oh Richard you cant be serious!
Richie: Yes Mom, I am! Aren't you concerned about this?
Mrs. C: Well, of course I am dear, but I doubt talking to Paula will make any difference.
Richie: It might! Oh please Mom...I think Fonzie's making a big mistake
Mrs. C: Well.... alright. But watch the oven. I have a roast in there.
Richie: Ok Mom.
*Someone knocks at the door*
Richie: I got it.
Richie: Hey, Pots.
Potsie: Hey Rich! Guess what?
Richie: What?
Potsie I’M gonna be Fonzie’s ring bearer!
Richie: That’s great…But don’t you think you’re a little too old?
I just came to see if me and Ralph could have dinner at your house tonight, because I locked us out of our apartment and the locksmith won't be able to get a new key till Tuesday.
Richie: I'll ask mom, *Walks over to Mrs. C* hey, mom can Ralph and Potsie have dinner at our house? Potsie locked them out of their apartment.
Mrs. C: Well of course, Warren. You two are always welcome!
Potsie: Thanks Mrs. C
Mrs. C: *smiles* and I though Richard was the only one who locked himself out.
Richard: Mom!
Mrs. C: Oh, sorry dear...I’m dialing!
Richie: She's calling Paula to talk to her about the marriage
Potsie: Well that's not going to do no good
Richie: Why not?
Potsie: Because I just saw Fonzie leave the garage with Paula on his bike. He closed early and rushed off
Richie: Do you have any idea where he was going?
Potsie: They looked like they were heading towards inspiration point
Mrs. C: No one answered, Richard.
Richie: That's because she isn't home! Potsie just told me he saw Fonzie leave the garage with Paula on his motorcycle, they might be going to inspiration point
Mrs. C: Well I guess we'll have to wait till they get back
Richie: I guess so. I dunno why I’m getting all bent out of shape out of this. I should be happy for him. Something just doesn't seem right though.
Mrs. C: Maybe you're just worried he'd leave you.
Richie: Yeah maybe. Well he's one of my best friends. I’m just looking out for him
Mrs. C: I know dear, but he'll just have to learn the hard way I suppose
Richie: I guess so, but maybe he is making the right decision by getting married; it's like Ralph said the Fonz wouldn't just pick any girl to be his wife!
Mrs. C: Yes! Don't worry Richard, everything will go just fine, you'll see.
Richie: yeah, I'm gonna Stop worrying about him getting married.
Mrs. C: Good!
Richie: Hey! I’m even his best man
Mrs. C: Oh! How nice dear! Who's the ring bearer?
Richie: Potsie!
Mrs. C: Potsie? Isn't he a bit too old?
Potsie: Oh no! Fonzie said I have a mind like a 5 year old!
Mrs. C: Ohh...how nice!
Potsie: What do you say we go down to Arnold’s rich?
Richie: Sure
*At Arnold's*
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie are drinking milkshakes and eating Arnold burgers.*
Richie: What's that awful smell?
Ralph: It's that love me tender cologne Chachi sold me!
Potsie: Smells more like love me stinky!
Ralph: It smelled good at first, but now I smell like a wet dog! I should have never bought it from him!
Richie: Well look at it this way Ralph, at least Chachi smells the same way, he used it too!
Ralph: Yeah, but Potsie doesn't!
Richie: Ah. So I meant to ask to you guys, where are you staying tonight?
Potsie: We figured a hotel.
Richie: A hotel? Why not at your parents’ houses?
Ralph: My parents are out of town for the week, and Potsie’s parents won't let him in!
Richie: Wouldn't Mrs. Arcola have a spare key?
Ralph: That WAS the spare key!!!
Richie: He lost both?
Ralph: Yeah! And we never found the first!
Richie: Ah.
Potsie: Hey Ralph, did you know I was gonna be the ring bearer at Fonzie's Wedding?
Ralph: The Ring Bearer? You're Too Old For That, Pots
Potsie: No! Fonzie said I have a mind like a 5 year old!
Ralph: You're Such A Potsie! He's Such A Potsie Rich!
Potsie: Oh yeah! You're just jealous he didn't ask you!
Ralph: Yeah..That’s it Pots. I’m so jealous!
Potsie: Admitting it is the first step!
Ralph: Potsie...
Potsie: Yeah?
Ralph: Sit on it!
Potsie: Very good Ralph!
Richie: Oh ok come on now. We need to support Fonzie
Ralph: Yeah, you're right Rich. One of us should go tell him
Potsie: Oh I will, seeing how I’m the ring bearer and all, he likes me most
Richie & Ralph: Oh sit on it Potsie!
Richie: I'll tell him! I'm the one who kept telling him he was making a mistake by getting married and all.
Potsie: Ok. But he’d rather it be me, because he likes me best!
Ralph: You're such a Potsie!
Potsie: Oh yeah?
Ralph: Yeah!
*Ralph and Potsie continue arguing as Richie leaves to inspiration point*
*Inspiration point*
Richie: Fonzie!! Fonzie where are you?!?
Guy: Hey will you shut it!
Richie: Ohh sorry!
Guy #2: Hey! Get a car man! You're ruining the mood!
Richie: Sorry sorry, Fonzie!!
Fonzie: Cunningham, will you get over here?
Richie: Yeah, Fonz
Guy #3: Hey, will you shut up?
Richie: Sorry!
Fonzie: Ayy, Red what are you doing out here?
Richie: Well I came to tell you something Fonz.
Fonzie: What do you want to tell me?
Richie: Well, Fonzie, it’s about you
Fonzie: Me? What about me?
Richie: I just wanted to say that I support you and the marriage. And I’ve decided I’m gonna stop worrying about you getting married.
Fonzie: Thanks.
Richie: You're welcome!
Fonzie: But uh, anyways, the wedding date is in four weeks, instead of two.
Richie: Really? Why did you decide four weeks?
Fonzie: Because I gave it some thought and 2 weeks is too soon, and anyways that gives us more time to prepare.
Richie: Well I'm glad you gave it some thought, and like I said I support you, and your marriage all the way Fonz!
Fonz: Ayy, I knew you would do what you knew what's good for you.
Richie: Ohh, hey Fonzie...you made POTSIE your ring bearer?
Fonzie: Yeah yea..Well, the man started to cry…
Richie: Ah.
Fonzie: Now if you don't mind, will you please exit the grounds I am busy.
Richie: Oh sure, right Fonz, bye.
*Richie leaves Inspiration Point*
*Later at the Cunningham house*
Richie: Hi, mom!
Potsie: Hi, Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Hello Richie, hello Warren
Richie: Well Mom, I Talked To Fonzie, And He Is Gonna Get Married, But In Four Weeks Instead Of Two!
Mrs. C: Oh good, I'm glad he gave it some thought, two weeks is just too soon!
Richie: Yeah, and I told him I support him and the marriage all the way!
Mrs. C: Ohh good! I knew it would all work out in the end.
Richie: Yeah me too.
Potsie: Do I still get to be the ring bearer?
Richie: Well, actually Potsie...he was thinking of letting Ralph
Potsie: What?!?! Im the intelligent one!
*Potsie leaves to Arnold’s to yell at Ralph*
Richie: Haha. I knew that would get him. I think he's the only one who'd be dumb enough to be a ring bearer at his age.
Mrs. C: Well, I think it's nice!
Richie: Ohh mom! It's for 4-year-old boys!
Mrs. C: Yes.. I know, but Potsie has that youth to him
Richie: Yeah...his IQ! Haha.. I still got it! Even if I’m not Ralph!
*Richie runs over to the door, and opens it, and walks out onto the porch.*
Richie: *Yelling* Potsie It was just a joke! You’re still the ring bearer!
*Richie walks back into the house and closes the door.*
Richie: Huh, he couldn't hear me.
Richie: Well I'm gonna call Al and tell him to tell Potsie I was just Joking.
Mrs. C: Alright.
*At Arnold’s*
Ralph: Potsie, listen, it’s what he decided
Potsie: Ralph! You…You are a nerd! You…Fonzie's ring bearer, I'm embarrassed to have known you cause of this!
Ralph: What do you mean Pots, we've been best friends, and roommates for a long time!
Potsie: I don't care, You made me laugh all the time, now I think you are a Malph, a lowlife, you… with your I still got it, red hair and rubber nose and your being Fonzie's ring bearer. You are a stupid, dumb, red headed, jerky, fire headed, un-funny, un-hysterical, worrywart-like, idiotic, menacing disgrace, Malph! Geez!
Ralph: Oh yeah, well Potsie, you are a stupid, dumb, not like me, cry-baby-face, nerdy, jerky, dumb, idiotic, dark-haired, sweating, un-dangerous, an IQ of 40, no good, nerd, Potsie, Well you can just sit on it, you… Potsie!
Potsie: Oh yeah!
Ralph: Yeah! Get outta here!!
Potsie: I am!
Ralph: Come back and I'll punch your face in!
Al: Hey hey hey! What's the problem?
Potsie: Ralph's the ring bearer and not me!
Al: Listen.. Richie just called to tell me to tell you that he was JOKING.
Potsie: Oh…
Ralph: Oooooh see Pots!
Potsie: Well, you didn't deny it!
Ralph: Well, he said he'd like me as his ring bearer too
Potsie: Are you crazy? Everyone knows there's only one ring bearer
Ralph: Fine! Be the ring bearer. You're such a Potsie!
Al: Boy! That must've brought up some appetite eh?
Ralph: Yeah, Come on Pots, I bet they're having dinner at Richie's. See ya Al.
Al: Yep yep yep yep yep yep
*The Cunningham house*
Mrs. C: I sure hope Ralph and Warren get here soon their dinner is getting cold!
Mr. C: Don’t worry they’ll be here soon, Marion.
*Ralph and Potsie come in the front door*
Potsie & Ralph: Hey Rich,
Potsie: Hi Mr. and Mrs. C!
Ralph: Hi Mrs. C…Hi Howie, is dinner ready?
Mrs. C: Hello boys, yes it is.
Richie: So no hard feelings about that joke?
Potsie: Naaa...Just as long as I'm the ring bearer!
Richie: Good!
Mr. C: Boy oh boy, I never heard of someone wanting to be ring bearer so bad!
Potsie: Oh yeah! It'll be great! So much responsibility for me! I get to keep the rings in my pocket and everything.
Richie: Yeah well...you better not lose those rings or you'll be the one stuffed in a pocket
*Fonzie enters*
Fonzie: Hello everybody, sorry I’m late, I was at Inspiration Point with Paula. What's for dinner tonight Mrs. C?
Mrs. C: Meatloaf and potatoes with beans.
Fonzie: Oh how I love my veggies! And no one makes them like you Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Oh, thank you, Arthur
*The next day at Arnold’s*
*Richie enters Arnold’s*
Richie: Hey guys
Potsie & Ralph: Hey, Rich
*Fonzie enters, snaps his fingers and rushes to guys room*
Fonzie: Cunningham, conference time
*Richie goes into the guys room*
Rich: Hey Fonz, what's up?
Fonzie: It's about the wedding
Richie: Yeah sure, what about it?
Fonzie: Well, I'm postponing it
Richie: Why's that? Paula had to study the bible? hahaha!
Fonzie: Cunningham, no, well, I found out she was going steady, and I'm in a slump
Richie: So you're gonna marry someone else?
Fonzie: No, she said I could beat up her boyfriend who she does not like, that's what I'm gonna do!
Richie: Wait A Second Fonz, Let Me Get This Straight, You’re Gonna Beat Up Paula's Old Boyfriend AND You're Postponing The Wedding?
Fonzie: Naaaa, I'm only joshin’ ya, but…the wedding date has been changed.
Richie: To what?
Fonzie: To five weeks
Richie: Why five weeks?
Fonzie: Because me and Paula want the wedding to be on the 4th of July.
Richie: Wow! The 4th of July?
Fonzie: Yes, the 4th of July!
Richie: Really the 4th of July Fonz?
Fonzie: Yeah, the 4th of July!
Richie: Really… *Fonzie quickly interrupts Richie*
Fonzie: Yes the 4th of July! I've said ‘yes’ 3 times!
Richie: Wow, I've gotta go tell Ralph and Potsie!
*Richie runs out of the guys room to go tell Ralph and Potsie*
Richie: Hey guys! the Fonz is getting married on the 4th of July!
Ralph: The 4th of July, way to go Fonz!
Potsie: Yeah! Way to go!
Richie: Oh Fonz, I almost forgot my mom told me to ask if you could invite Paula to dinner tonight at our house
Fonzie: Uh...I don't think that's a possibility Rich
Rich: Well...why not?
Fonzie: Just because
Richie: Well.. How about tomorrow night?
Fonzie: Uhh.. That’s a no-go too
Richie: How about next year?
Fonzie: Busy.
Richie; Fonzie.. Why don't you want Paula over our house?
Fonzie: It's not that I don't want her over at your house it’s that she can't come, she’s in green bay right now she left last night.
Richie: Why?
Fonzie: Because her grandma is very sick and she wanted to go visit her.
Richie: Is her grandma gonna be ok?
Fonzie: Yeah.
Richie: That's good
Richie: When will she be home?
Fonzie: She should be home by next Thursday
Richie: Well then can she come to dinner next Thursday?
Fonzie: Sure!
Richie: Great
*Next Thursday at the Cunningham house, the Cunninghams are all sitting at the table.*
Mrs. C: Oh, Arthur, I'm so glad you could bring Paula here
Paula: I'm glad I could come here too, especially with my groom to be!
Fonzie: Ayyy!
*Fonzie and Paula sit down.*
Mr. C: Paula, what kind of a dress is that?
Paula: Oh it's just a green top with an orange skirt.
Richie: You look like a carrot!
*Everyone laughs*
Paula: I know!
Joanie: Who's your friend, Bugs bunny?
Richie: *imitating Bugs bunny and eating a fake carrot* Uh, What's up, Fonz?
*Everyone Laughs*
Paula: Okay, I already heard the carrot jokes on the way
Richie: Did anybody say "Are you about to be eaten by a bunny?"
Paula: No…
Joanie: How about "Is that you, Fonz? Dating a carrot?"
Fonzie: No…
Richie: Ohh...well maybe the…
Fonzie: Uh, Cunningham eat your veggies.
Richie: Right, Fonz
Paula: The reason why I’m wearing this is because I just got out of work
Mrs. C: Ohh… How nice! What do you do?
Paula: I'm a secretary
Mrs. C: I used to be a secretary!
Paula: Really?
Mrs. C: Yep!
Richie: Boy I wish Ralph was here he Woul…
Fonzie: Cunningham, Eat your veggies.
Richie: Right, Fonz
Mr. C: So how does it feel to be getting married on the 4th of July?
Fonzie: I'll tell ya Mr. C it feels great!
Mr. C: As good as it feels to marry a carrot?
*Everyone laughs*
Fonzie: Mr. C, eat your steak
Mr. C: Right.
Richie: What are you gonna wear that day?
Fonzie: A tuxedo
Joanie: What would the color be?
Fonzie: Oh…I know what you're doing! You’re trying to make me to wear a red, white and blue tuxedo since it's the 4th of July, but it will be a usual black tuxedo!
Paula: Yeah.
Fonzie: Yeah, but it will be an American one!
*Everyone laughs*
Richie: Yeah!
Mrs. C: Oh, Arthur we are so happy for you.
Fonzie: Thanks!
Mrs. C: You're welcome
Paula: It feels great to married on the 4th of July
Mrs. C: Ohh I know! It’s so.... patriotic!
Fonzie: God bless the US Of A!
Richie: Yeah!
Mrs. C: It really is sweet! I wanted to get married on Valentines Day, but Howard said no.
Paula: Oh why?
Mrs. C: because he hates that holiday
Mr. C: I don't HATE it Marion.. It’s just so romantic, why add to it?
Mrs. C: So, instead we got married the day before Halloween! What a holiday to pick!
Mr. C: At least it ain't romantic...AND you still get lots of chocolate!
Joanie: Yeah! And from what I see...you do a lot of celebrating!
*At Arnold’s three weeks, three days later*
*Ralph and Potsie are sitting at the booth and Fonzie is slow dancing with Paula to “Love me tender”*
*The song ends, Fonzie and Paula stop dancing and sit down at a booth*
*Richie enters*
Richie: Hey, guys!
Ralph And Potsie: Hey Rich!
Richie: Hi, Fonzie
*Richie sits down at the booth where Fonzie and Paula are*
Fonzie: Hey, Red.
Richie: Well, Fonz by next week you two will be married!
Paula: I can't wait!
Fonzie: Me either!
*Fonzie and Paula kiss*
Richie: Are you nervous, Fonz?
Fonzie: Naaa... Why would I be nervous? There’s nothin’ to be nervous about!
Richie: So why are you acting nervous? Still goin' over the carrot jokes Ha Ha
Fonzie: NO, Cunningham, I'm just kissing my bride to be that's all
Richie: Ah, I see
*Richie goes over and sits at the usual booth with Ralph and Potsie*
Ralph: Hey Rich is Fonzie nervous?
Richie: No, did you guys make up yet?
Potsie: Yeah, anyways he's probably nervous cause he is getting married next week
Richie: Yeah, to a carrot
*All three laugh*
Fonzie: I heard that!
Richie: Sorry, anyways did you hear about that?
Ralph: Yeah, Fonzie told us all about it
Potsie: we laughed our heads off!
Richie: Yeah! I figured
Ralph: I hope Paula doesn't dress like a.. You know what, the orange thing that you eat with a green thing on top.
Richie: I hope not either!
Potsie: She'll probably wear what a bride always wears
Ralph: As long as it’s white not orange
*All three laugh*
Potsie: Yeah!
Richie: Well, I hope it's a great wedding
Ralph: Yeah me too, I can't wait
Potsie: Me neither, I can't wait to be…
Ralph: Sit on it, Potsie!!
Potsie: Sorry, Malph!
*Al comes out from the kitchen*
Al: Hello guys, you know, I'm gonna be the caterer at Fonzie’s wedding!
Richie: Great Al, right guys
Ralph & Potsie: Right
Al: Well, it's next week, can't wait!
Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie & Paula: Same for us!!
Al: Yep!
Al, Richie, Ralph Potsie, Fonzie & Paula: Yep yep yep yep yep yep.
Al: My brother Anthony will be marrying them too.
Richie: Oh that’s right! He baptized Fonzie too.
Potsie: Yeah!! That's when we all found out his middle name.
Ralph: Herbert! Ha ha ha ha ha.
Fonzie: Uhh...Malph.
Ralph: Right Fonz. Wonderful name!
Fonzie: I know. Woah.
Richie: Well, I gotta go now
Potsie: Where you going?
Richie: I gotta run a quick errand for mom since she has the stomach flu.
Potsie: Oh.
Richie: Well I better be going, bye guys.
Ralph & Potsie: Bye, Rich!
*Fonzie hits the jukebox and "Mona Lisa" starts playing, Fonzie and Paula slow dancing to the song as the scene concludes.*
*6 Days later at the Cunningham house*
*The Richie and Joanie are having breakfast, Mr. and Mrs. C. are upstairs*
*Fonzie enters*
Fonzie: Good morning everyone!
*Fonzie sits down at the table*
Richie: Good morning Fonz, tomorrow’s the big day!
Joanie: Yep! And just think Fonz; by tomorrow night you'll be married to a carrot!
Fonzie: Ayyy!
Richie: Come on Joanie no more jokes.
Joanie: Alright.
Fonzie: It feels so great; I can't wait for us to finally be married!
Richie: I bet you can’t!
Fonzie: Where's Mr. and Mrs. C?
Richie: Oh, she got better and Dad got frisky to cheer her up.
Fonzie: Oh, they're at it again
Richie: Yeah!
Joanie: Well, I hope they'll be down here to celebrate
Richie: Yeah
Joanie: I hope it will be a great wedding!
Richie: It will!
Fonzie: It will be perfect-a-mundo!
Richie: You still carry that list Fonzie?
Fonzie: What list???
Richie: You know, the list for your wife standards
Fonzie: Nah, I got rid of that a long time ago
Richie: Oh. Well, do you know if she passed all of them?
Fonzie: Oh, she passed them alright! and with flying colors!
Richie: Good!
Richie: I be you cant wait ‘till tomorrow Fonz! If I were getting married tomorrow I couldn’t!
Fonzie: That's because you are not old enough yet Cunningham
Richie: Yeah.
Joanie: Right.
*Mr. and Mrs. C come down stairs and enter the kitchen*
Fonzie: Hey, good morning Mr. and Mrs. C
Mrs. C: Good morning, Arthur.
Mr. C: Good morning, Fonz..
Fonzie: Can you believe it happened this fast?
Joanie: Yeah! You're already getting married
Richie: Yeah, Paula will be wearing a veil and dress, she'll look like a Q-Tip
Fonzie: Cunningham!
Richie: Sorry, Fonz
Fonzie: That’s alright.
Richie: I can't wait, and neither can anyone else! Can we?
Joanie: Nope, and we’re very happy for you!
Fonzie: Thanks.
Richie: So what's gonna happen to your Fonz-Fonza-Relli's?
Fonzie: I’m stepping down and giving it to Ralph
Richie: Ah.
Fonzie: Yeah, I figured Potsie gets to carry the rings; I might as well let Ralph take control of my fraternity for a bit
Richie: Yeah...he's gonna love that
Fonzie: Yeah, maybe bit too much. *Laughs*
*Later at Arnold's Fonzie and Paula are slow dancing to "My prayer" by the platters. Richie is sitting at the usual booth, Ralph and Potsie enter, Potsie is being hyper, talking about himself being Fonzie’s ring bearer, which annoys Ralph.*
Richie: Hey guys what took you so long
Ralph: We had to pay our rent or Chachi’s mom was gonna kick us out of our apartment!
Richie: Ah.
*Ralph and Potsie sit down with Richie at the usual booth*
Richie: I can't believe it’s only one day till Fonzie's wedding!
Potsie: Me either, and I'm his ring bearer!
Ralph: And I get to take control of his fraternity!
Richie: And I'm his best man!
*Fonzie and Paula sit down at the booth next to Richie Rlaph and Potsie*
Fonzie: Hey guys!
Richie: Hey, so, hows the couple-to-be?
Ralph & Potsie: Yeah
Fonzie: Great
Ralph: Are you nervous, Fonz?
Fonzie: No.
Ralph: Good, I'm glad
Potsie: Me too! I can't wait to be the ring bearer Fonz; I always wanted to be a ring bearer, especially for a guy like you, Fonz…
Ralph: Potsie, sit on it! Will you just stop it already???
Potsie: It's true!
Ralph: *mimicking* It's true, oh yeah, you’re sayin' that like you're some hyper cheerleader who's a girl!
Potsie: I didn't say that like a girl!
Ralph: *Rolls eyes* Right Pots. Stop it! I'm glad you're his ring bearer! See, I didn't say it like you did!
Potsie: Look, it's the way I feel, I can’t help but be hyper, It’s just that I’m so excited, okay, Malph?
Ralph: Okay, if you wanna be Mr. Hyper Potsie, then be it! But don’t expect me to be happy about it!
Potsie: Right, are you happy I'm your ring bearer, Fonz?
Fonzie: Potsie, I am very hhhh... I am hhhh...Uh Cunningham.
Richie: He's very happy.
Potsie: Thanks Fonz, that's really great I really feel..
Ralph: Potsie!
Potsie: Right, Malph.
Fonzie: So uh, Potsie have you been practicing carrying the rings yet?
Potsie: No not yet! But I will tonight. Ya know I always wanted to be a ring…
Ralph: Potsie! Will you stop it?
Potsie: C'mon Malph! I’m tired of you telling me to stop it! I can be happy that I'm Fonzie's ring bearer!
Ralph: Yeah, but you don't have to be so hyper! It's annoying Pots!
Potsie: But, Malph…
Richie: Will you guys quit it? I haven't seen you this upset at eachother since Potsie made all your clothes green.
Potsie: I thought we all agreed never to bring that up again?
Ralph: Oh, get over it Pots. It ain't our fault you don't understand how to wash clothes!
Potsie: Oh yeah! How would you like some more weird colored clothes?
Ralph: How would you like a weird colored face? It’s called black and blue!
Potsie: Ok, Malph put 'em up! Put 'em up!
*Potsie & Ralph do that boxing fight they always do to eachother*
Al: Hey, guys, break it up! This is a restaurant not a boxing rink!
Richie: Yeah!
*Ralph and Potsie continue fighting*
Richie: Come on stop it! Can't you just forget about it, guys?
Potsie: No!
Richie: Stop it you guys you're acting like a bunch of kids! if you just stop fighting we can settle it over some fries!
Al: Yeah, you know what they say, there is no problem so large it can't be solved over fries.
Richie: I thought it was “There is no problem so small it can't be solved over fries”!
Al: Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep...
Fonzie: Well uh, I’m gonna be going now, and get some rest for the big day! And uh, Don’t forget to practice carrying those rings Pots.
Potsie I wont!
Richie: See ya Fonz.
Ralph & Potsie: See Ya!
*Lori Beth Enters*
Richie: Opp, Gotta Go!
Ralph: Were Are You Going?
Richie: I Got A Date With Lori Beth.
Ralph: Oh.
Richie: See Ya Later Guys…I Found My Thrill…On Blueberry Hill…
Ralph & Potsie: Bye!
*Ralph and Potsie's apartment*
Ralph: Hey, Pots, you know, I'm sorry about the fight.
Potsie: Yeah, Malph, Al and Richie were right.
Ralph: Yeah, just, come on, talk to Fonzie tell and him you're glad, but don't say it like you just had a lot of sugar, okay?
Potsie: Okay, but what if I say it like I usually say stuff like that to him?
Ralph: I don't care if you say it like that! Just not so hyper!
Potsie: Ok, I'm really excited about being Fonzie's ring bearer!
Ralph: Potsie, every time we are here that's all you say, I'm glad too, even though I think it should be Richie or Al or someone in the family he knows, The Cunninghams
Potsie: Yeah, I'm glad, cause it means he likes me most!
Ralph: *clenching his teeth and talking sort of like Fonzie* That's the part I don't like!
Potsie: *laughing at Ralph's "impression" of Fonzie* Great one, Malph, great, you're hysterical, yeah okay, I'll keep that part a secret if that's what you want me to do!
Ralph: Yeah, I still got it!!
Potsie: Right, Malph
Ralph: Right, tomorrow is the day, Pots!
Potsie: Yeah, I better practice
Ralph: Oh don't give the rings to me
Potsie: I won't, just practice
Ralph: Yeah, alright
*Ralph helps Potsie "practice" his ring bearer job as the scene concludes*
*The next day at the Cunningham house, Marion is serving breakfast and Mr. C is at the table*
*Richie and Joanie enter*
Richie: Well mom *Yawns* today is the big day, Fonzie's wedding day!
*Richie and Joanie sit down*
*Fonzie enters*
Mrs. C: Good morning, Arthur.
Fonzie: Good morning, Mrs. C, sorry but I can't eat breakfast today I gotta run!
Marion: Please, Arthur, sit down and have a nice hardy breakfast, you've got a big day ahead of you!
Fonzie: Well… ok I'll eat breakfast; I am a big fan of your pancakes ya know
Mrs. C: Oh, thank you, Arthur.
Fonzie: You're welcome Mrs. C, well uh, anyways, me and Paula found a house, and we're gonna buy it! it's going to take both our live savings, but we can do it!
Richie: Oh...How far away are you moving, Fonz?
Fonzie: Just next-door.
Richie: Next door? Really you mean it? Just next door?
Fonzie: Just next-door!
Marion: That's wonderful, Arthur!
Fonzie: Well, I couldn't move far from you guys! You're just like family to me!
Marion: Oh, Arthur, You're just like family to us too!
Richie & Joanie: Yeah!
Mr. C: Yes!
Richie: Just like family!
Fonzie: Please, stop, I'm getting misty eyed here!
*Ralph and Potsie enter*
Ralph: Hi Howie!
Ralph: Wow! Quick! Potsie get the camera ready the Fonz is crying! What a time to have a camera on hand!
*Potsie takes a picture*
Ralph: This is rich Potsie, rich; we'll be legends in our own time! Did you get it?
Potsie: Yeah!
Ralph: Potsie, The lens cap is still on! You forgot to take the lens cap off!
Potsie: Opps!
Ralph: Did you know that was the last piece of film
Potsie: No.
Ralph: You're such a Potsie!
Potsie: Sorry, Malph.
Ralph: Right, Pots.
Potsie: Hey, Fonz, why are you crying?
Fonzie: I was NOT crying!
Ralph: Yeah You… *Fonzie Grabs Ralph By His Shirt.* Of Course Not The Fonz Never Cries!
Fonzie: That’s More Like It!
Richie: So what were you guys doing with a camera?
Potsie: We were going to get more film for it so we could take pictures at the 4th of July parade. And we passed by your house and thought; Why not have breakfast first.
Richie: Why did you take the camera with you?
Ralph: So they would know what kind of film it took!
Richie: Ah.
Potsie: So, Fonz, where are you Gonna move after you get married?
Fonzie: Right next to the Cunninghams! On this same street!
Ralph: That's Great!
Potsie: Yeah!
Richie: Yep, And some pretty soon Fonz, you and Paula will have a family in that house.
Ralph: Can't you see it now? Fonzie and Paula, having all these kids.
Potsie: Yeah.
Richie: All these little leather diapers…
Ralph: All these little Fonzies…
*Ralph, Potsie and Richie do a thumbs up and make baby noises, Fonzie snaps his fingers and they stop*
Fonzie: I get the picture
Richie: Sorry, Hey uh, Fonzie, are you having second thoughts?
Fonzie: No. Just thoughts.
Ralph: Ohh wow. You Gonna cancel the wedding?
Potsie: Of course not! Then I would have no purpose!
*Fonzie looks At Potsie stupidly and grabs Richie away to talk privately*
Fonzie: Red, is that right? Second thoughts?
Richie: Oh yeah sure! Everyone has them!
Fonzie: Yeah, but Im not everybody.
Richie: Oh no, no, no.
Fonzie: So uh, what should I do?
Richie: Well, you have all day to think about it. Just make the right decision.
Fonzie: All day? I can make the decision right now! I'm getting married!
Richie: Oh, ok if you think that's the right decision…
Fonzie: Cunningham, I'm the Fonz; I always make the right decision. The Fonz don’t make mistakes.
Richie: I guess you're right!
Fonzie: You GUESS I'm right? You GUESS I'm right?
Richie: Ok, you're definitely right!
Fonzie: That's better
Richie: So how does it feel to be getting married tomorrow, Fonz?
Fonzie: Very good!
Richie: Great! Are you nervous at all?
Fonzie: Not a bit. But anyways, did I mention that we… bought a car?
Richie: No. What kind?
Fonzie: A 1957 Chevy.
Richie: Oh, sounds nice!
Fonzie: Cool, Red, cool.
Richie: Sounds cool, Fonz
Fonzie: That's more like it!
*Knock on door at Cunningham house--Marion answers*
Mrs. C: Oh! Hi Ralph and Potsie.
Ralph & Potsie: Hey Mrs. C
Mrs. C: What's wrong Warren?
Potsie: Oh nothing! Everything's fine!
Ralph: No it’s not! He lost the rings!
Potsie: I didn't lose them! I just can't recall where I put them at the moment, that's all! I TIED a string around my finger, but it didn't help!
Mrs. C: Well, you still have a few hours till the wedding! That should give you enough time to find them!
*Fonzie comes in through the kitchen*
Fonzie: Hey Mrs. C! Looking lovely as usual! Ralph, Potsie *nods head*. Hey uhh..Webber, you got the rings? I wanna see how they look.
*Potsie gulps*
Ralph: How they look? Fonzie! You've already seen them! Besides, you'll be seeing them forever real soon!
Fonzie: I know that, but I just wanna take one last look. C'mon Pots, lemme have them for a sec.
*Potsie gulps*
Ralph: Well, will you look at this? Me and Potsie Gotta run home and..Brush our teeth! See ya!
*Ralph grabs Potsie's shoulders and pushes him out the door and both run, Fonzie grabs Ralph’s shirt.*
Fonzie: You're not going anywhere ‘till I see the rings!
Ralph: You can't Fonz!
Fonzie: Now why in the name of grandma Nussbaum can't I see the rings?
Potsie: Because I lo… *Ralph Quickly Covers Potsie's Mouth*
Ralph: They're back at our apartment! Yeah! That's right! they're back at our apartment!
Fonzie: Well then go get them!
Ralph & Potsie: Yes sir, Fonz!
*25 Minutes later outside the Cunningham house, Ralph and Potsie have just came back from their apartment, Ralph knocks on door.*
Potsie: How are we gonna tell the Fonz?
Ralph: I Know! We'll stall, yeah… *Fonzie opens the door*
*Potsie and Ralph come in*
Fonzie: You got the rings?
Ralph: *Nervously* How..Are..Ya?..How..Are..Ya? How..Are..Ya… Fonz?
Fonzie: Great! Now give me the rings!
Ralph: We…Cant!
Fonzie: Why?
Potsie: *Nervously* Well… Fonz I...*Gulp*
Fonzie: What?!? You didn’t lose the rings did you?!?
Potsie: *Nervously* Oh… No! No! Of course not! No! Naaa..ALRIGHT, I LOST THEM!
Fonzie: *Grabs Potsie By His Shirt* YOU WHAT?!?!?!?
Potsie: I lost the rings! Please don't pound me Fonz!
Fonzie: I'm gonna do alot more than pound ya!
Potsie: *Gulp* What are you gonna do?
Fonzie: I'm gonna beat up your friend too!
Potsie: No, you can't do that!!
Fonzie: I'm not only gonna beat you two up I'm gonna do more!
Potsie: No *crying* You can't, Ralph is my best friend, I couldn't have laughed all these years if it weren't for him, if you kill him, I'll have no comic in my life!
Ralph: Why did you have to lose the rings, Pots?
Potsie: I'm sorry Malph, Please don't beat us up Fonz!
Fonzie: Okay, I won't beat you up, where did you lose them?
Potsie: Oh, um, they are at the apartment
Ralph: YOU'RE SUCH A POTSIE!
Potsie: Sorry, Malph
Fonzie: Yeah, we'll have to find some new ones.
Potsie: Yeah, but how are we gonna do that on such short notice?
Fonzie: I Don't know! I Guess we can't get new ones, You're gonna have to find the old ones!
Ralph: Yeah, we'll do it, thanks for not beating me up
Potsie: Yeah, thanks for not beating me up
Fonzie: You're welcome. You just better find those rings! And fast!
*Fonzie leaves the Cunningham house*
Potsie: C'mon, Ralph, We need to go find those rings!
Ralph: Yeah, you're right!
*Ralph and Potsie's apartment*
Potsie: We better find those rings quick! There's only three hours and fifteen minutes left ‘till the wedding starts!
Ralph: Yeah, lets see…when was the last time you saw them?
Potsie: I think I was... Watching T.V!
Ralph: Ok then lets look in the couch!
Potsie: Ok!
*One and a half hours later, at Ralph and Potsie's apartment*
Ralph: We're never ever gonna find those rings!
Potsie: Don't worry we'll find em' we'll just have to search the apartment again!
Ralph: We've searched the WHOLE apartment three times, Pots! We're NEVER gonna find them! Man, Pots you're on a roll! First you loose BOTH keys to the apartment! And now Fonzie and Paula's wedding rings!
Potsie: I'm sorry Malph; I didn't mean to, I couldn’t help it! I tried not to lose them!
Ralph: Right, Pots.
*Pause three seconds*
Potsie: Do you want some jujubes?
Ralph: Sure.
Potsie: Here.
*Potsie takes some jujubes out of his pocket and puts some in Ralph's hand, he starts to eat them, but stops*
Ralph: POTSIE, THE RINGS!!!
Potsie: Where?
Ralph: Right here in my hand! But that means they were in your pocket the WHOLE TIME!
Potsie: Yeah!
Ralph: YOU'RE SUCH A POTSIE! YOU ARE SUCH A POTSIE!
Potsie: AT LEAST We found them, Malph!
Ralph: Yeah, well what are we waiting for Pots? Lets go show Fonzie!
Ralph: Yeah, We only got two hours ‘till the wedding!
*At the Cunningham house, Ralph and Potsie barge in the front door yelling. *
Ralph: *Yelling* Hey Fonz, we found the rings
*Just as Ralph yells, Fonzie comes barging in from the kitchen with Richie*
Fonzie: Hold it! The wedding's off!
Potsie: Why Fonzie?
Ralph: Yeah, Fonzie..It’s no time for jokes!
*Fonzie runs upstairs and locks himself into bathroom*
Ralph: Gee, what's with Fonzie, Rich?
Richie: I don't know he just told me to come with him. the wedding is off.
Ralph: The wedding's off? You mean we looked for those Rings for one and a half hours for nothing?
Richie: I guess!
Potsie: Aw, man!
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie run upstairs*
Richie: *Knocks on bathroom door* Fonzie open the door I need to talk to you
*Fonzie opens the bathroom door, Richie enters the bathroom*
Richie: Fonzie, why do you not want to get married all of a sudden?
Fonzie: Red, I think it conference time, lock the door
Richie: Sure…*Locks door* ok, now why do you want too cancel the wedding
Fonzie: Well I've been having second thoughts…
Richie: Hah ha ha, talk about last second, second thoughts! What made you start having second thoughts? I thought you had your mind made up!
Fonzie: Well Red, I Did! Until I thought about what you said, what if I make the wrong decision by getting married? What if the marriage don't work out, what if Cunningham?
Richie: What I said was stupid! I don't know what I was thinking then!
Fonzie: Maybe, Red, but it's true, what if?
Richie: Hah ha ha... What if? What if? What IF my house burns down, what IF Arnold’s burns down? WHAT IF? Fonzie you're just acting stupid…
Fonzie: STUPID?
Richie: Oh! Sorry, that kinda slipped out! Well, Fonzie, do you love Paula?
Fonzie: Yeah of course I do!
Richie: Does she love you?
Fonzie: Yeah
Richie: Do you two want to get married?
Fonzie: Yeah.
Richie: Then you two should get married, but if you're gonna cancel the wedding, on your wedding day because of a bunch of what if's then do It! But that's very un-cool and stupid! *Pause 2 seconds* Hah ha ha… Hah ha ha…
*Pause 5 seconds*
Richie: Hah ha ha…..
*Pause 2 seconds*
Fonzie: *Claps Hands* Okay! The wedding is back on!
Richie: That's great! You're making the right decision, Fonz!
*Richie walks to the bathroom door.*
Fonzie: Hey Red, thanks! Those last three Hah ha ha's, really convinced me!
Richie: You're welcome Fonzie!
Fonzie: Well we better get going I'm getting married In Less Than Two Hours!
Richie: Yeah!
*Richie opens the bathroom door, they walk into the hallway were Ralph and Potsie are waiting*
Ralph: So what happened? Is the wedding still off?
Fonzie: No..The Fonz is still getting married
Ralph: Great!
Potsie: We're all excited, Fonz!
Ralph: And we found the rings!
Fonzie: Oh yeah, I know, where were they?
Potsie: In my pocket
Fonzie: Where in your pocket?
Potsie: With some Jujubes
Fonzie: Hold up, you stuck my rings with Jujubes?
Ralph: Only by accident Fonz! It was Potsie!
*Potsie gives that usual look*
Fonzie: Well, whoever did it, you better hope they're not covered in goo. Woah!
Potsie: If it is, you can just clean it off!
Fonzie: I ain't got time for cleaning, we gotta get going!
Potsie: Yeah, we only got two hours left!
Ralph: And we don't even have our tuxedos on!
Fonzie: Then get them on!
Ralph & Potsie: Sure, Fonz!
Richie: Yeah,
*Later, at the Cunningham house, Richie and Ralph both are waiting for Potsie to finish putting his tuxedo on*
Potsie: Ok, I'm ready!
Fonzie: Ok, lets go see if Mrs. C and Shortcake are ready yet.
*At the church, Richie, Ralph and Potsie stay outside while Fonzie, Mr. C, Mrs. C and Joanie enter the church*
Ralph: Oh man! I forgot my rubber nose!
Potsie: What do you need that for this Is a wedding!
Ralph: Didn't your mother ever tell you to always bring a rubber nose to a wedding? Hahaha.
Potsie: *Rolls eyes* Oh Ralph!
Ralph: I bet Fonzie and Paula are the only couple in the world to have wedding rings that smell like jujubes! I still got it! Even at Fonzie's wedding!
Ralph: Hey! Here's my rubber nose! I didn't forget it!
*Ralph puts his rubber nose on.*
Richie: You're probably the only guy in the world who's wearing a rubber nose at a wedding!
Ralph: Hey, at a clown's wedding there are probably lots of people with rubber noses on! Ha ha ha!
Richie: *Laughs* Good one!
Potsie: Yeah! C'mon we better get going to the ceremony, and Malph, don't keep telling me the rings smell ten thousand percent jujubes!!
Ralph: They do!
Potsie: I asked you not to tell me that.
Ralph: But they do!
Potsie: and?
Richie & Ralph: LET'S GO TO THE CEREMONY!
*At the church, everyone is seated except Richie, Ralph and Potsie*
Joanie: Oh! Fonzie looks so nice in his tuxedo!
Mrs. C: Yes, he does doesn't he? I wonder where Paula is?
Joanie: You mean Paula's not here yet? The wedding starts in a hour!
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie walk by*
Joanie: Hey, Rich, have you seen Paula?
Richie: No. Isn't she here?
Joanie: No!
Richie: Oh man..where could she be?
*Fonzie walks by*
Richie: Hey Fonz, do you know where Paula is?
Fonzie: Yeah, she said she'd be late. She’ll be here any minute.
*Outside, Paula's cab pulls up in front,. Paula gets out of the cab and enters the church.*
Fonzie: There she is now
Richie: Good! I got a little worried there for a minute!
Paula: Hi, Fonz!
Fonzie: Hey, Paula!
Paula: Sorry I'm so late; my cab took forever!
Fonzie: That's ok, just as long as you're here now.
*Fonzie and Paula kiss*
Paula: Well, I gotta go get ready and put my wedding gown on, see ya Fonz!
Fonzie: See ya.
*Richie sits down with Ralph and Potsie, across the aisle from Mrs. C, Mrs. C and Joanie*
Potsie: I gotta go prepare see you guys later
Ralph: Alright, Pots
*Lori Beth enters the church and walks over to Richie*
Lori Beth: Hi, Rich.
*Lori Beth sits down next to Richie*
Richie: Hi, Lori Beth.
Lori Beth: I can’t believe Fonzie’s getting married today!
Richie: Neither can I!
Ralph: Me either.
Richie: So, are you coming to the BBQ tonight at the beach?
Lori Beth: I wouldn’t miss it for the world, sizzle lips.
Richie: Alright, sweet knees.
*Later At The Wedding, Paula's mother had just sat down with everyone else, when her husband comes up to her and tells her that he can't find Paula. Paula's mother gets worried and goes over to the bathroom. She knocks and tries to open the door, but Paula refuses to open it.*
Anna: Paula, honey..are you ok?? The wedding is about to start!!
Paula: No! I’m not coming out...EVER!!!!
Anna: Don't be ridiculous!! Get out here now!
Paula: No!! The wedding is off!
Anna: Listen, sweetie, I understand that you're scared-it happens to everyone!! Trust me, it'll be over so fast you wish you could go back in time and do it all over again.
Paula: No, mom I'm never coming out!
Anna: But, Paula…
*Paula quickly opens the door*
Paula: Gotcha!
Anna: Oh, Paula! you really had me scared there for a minute!
Paula: Sorry, mom.
Anna: It's ok, dear!
Paula: Well, mom I better get going, I'm getting married in 5 minutes! I just can't wait! In only a few minutes I'll be Mrs. Arthur Fonzerelli!!!
Anna: I felt the same way when I married your father.
*They both giggle as the scene concludes*
*Later at the church, Laverne and Shirley enter*
Shirley: See Laverne I told you we'd be late! They're already about to walk down the aisle!
Laverne: C'mon Shirl it's not my fault my heel broke!
Shirley: Well if you wouldn't have been jumping rope in them it wouldn't have broke!
Laverne: Yeah! Well if you wouldn't have lost the hammer maybe we wouldn't be so late!
Shirley: I didn't lose the hammer!
Laverne: Did so!
Shirley: *Very Loud* Did not!
Laverne: *Very Loud* Did so!
*Everyone in the church looks at Laverne and Shirley like they're crazy*
Shirley: DID N..*To everyone who's staring at them* Hi!
Laverne: This is so embarrassing shirl
Shirley: C'mon, Laverne, let's get seated
*Lenny and Squiggy enter*
Squiggy: Hello!
Lenny: Let's go sit down!
Shirley: Oh no! Look Laverne, Lenny and Squiggy are here and are coming this way!
Squiggy: Hello ladies, Is this seat taken?
Laverne & Shirley: YES!
Squiggy: Nobody’s sitting there.
Shirley: They're..
Laverne & Shirley: In the bathroom!
Squiggy: Okay, then I guess we'll have to sit elsewhere, c'mon
*Later at the wedding*
*Wedding music plays, the flower girl, ring bearer *Potsie* and bridesmaid walk down the aisle, after that "Here comes the bride" plays as Fonzie and Paula walk down the aisle.*
Father Delvecchio: Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to witness the wedding of Arthur Herbert *Ralph, Potsie and Richie laugh and say "Herbert"* Fonzerelli and Paula Petralunga. Arthur, do you take this woman, Paula Petralunga to be your Lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer until death do you part?
Fonzie: I do!
Father Delvecchio: Paula, do you take this man, Arthur Fonzerelli to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer until death do you part?
Paula: I do.
Father Delvecchio: May I have the rings, please?
*Potsie hands father Delvecchio the ring pillow*
Father Delvecchio: Oh lord bless these rings... *Fonzie and Paula each take a ring off of the pillow*
Father Delvecchio: Arthur, put the ring on Paula's finger
*Fonzie does so.*
Father Delvecchio: Now, Paula, put the ring on Arthur’s finger.
*Paula Does So.*
Father Delvecchio: And now by the Power Vested in me by the state of Wisconsin, I now pronounce you; man and wife; you may kiss the bride
*Fonzie kisses Paula as the guests clap and wipe their tears with handkerchiefs*
Potsie: hey Rich, how'd I do?
Richie: Uh.. fine Pots.
Potsie: Just fine Rich?
Ralph: *Sarcastic* Potsie, you were fantastic!!
Potsie: *Grins* Thanks!
*Everyone gets up to head down to Arnold’s for the reception*
*At the reception, Al has just brought the wedding cake out of the kitchen*
Richie: Ok everyone! Fonzie and Paula are going to cut the wedding cake!
*Fonzie and Paula each put one hand on the knife and cut the cake*
*Everyone claps*
Potsie: Hey, Fonz, can I have the first piece?
Fonzie: No, me and Paula get the first piece, we're the ones who got married!
Potsie: Oh, well then can I have the first piece after you and Paula?
Fonzie: Yeah, I guess.
Potsie: Thanks!
Fonzie: You're welcome, now if you'll excuse me I was cutting the wedding cake!
Potsie: Oh!
*Fonzie and Paula cut another piece of cake*
*Later at the reception…*
Ralph: Hey Fonz, I brought you two a fruitcake, I would have brought some of my mom's apple pie but I got Hungry..And..And…Ohh, it was so warm and the Cinnamon…The apples! Oh It was so Delicious..And…
Fonzie: Just get to the point, Malph.
Ralph: …And this is all I could find on such short notice!
Fonzie: That's ok, it's the thought that counts!
Ralph: Here I'll cut a piece for ya both!
*Ralph puts the fruitcake on a table, Attempts to cut it but can't, pretends to cut his finger then lets out a scream*
Potsie: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! No not Malph!!!!!!
Richie: Stand back guys! *Yelling* Is there a doctor in the house!
Ralph: It's okay guys! It's fake blood! It’s just ketchup!
Potsie: Oh! Good one Malph!
Ralph: Thanks Pots, I still got it!
*Ralph once again attempts to cut he fruitcake, but the knife gets stuck*
Ralph: Great! The knife is stuck! *Picks up fruitcake* I'll go see if Al can cut It! Woops!
*Ralph drops the fruitcake, it falls and breaks the booth table it was setting on into bunches of pieces.*
*Everyone laughs, Potsie spits out his punch*
Ralph: Woah! It broke the table!
*Ralph bends over to pick up the fruitcake and rips his pants, the room fills with laughter, Potsie begins laughing uncontrollably and spits out his punch again*
Ralph: Ah! Is there a tailor in the house?
Potsie: *Laughing* Great one Malph! I thought you really ripped your pants for a second!
Ralph: Potsie, I did rip my pants!
Potsie: Ohh!
Ralph: You're such a Potsie!
*Ralph gets up*
Ralph: Well I'm going home to get another pair of pants, see ya all in a little while.
Richie & Potsie: Bye!
*At the reception the jukebox is playing*
*Al comes up to the booth that Fonzie and Paula are sitting at*
Al: Hi, how are you two newlyweds doing?
Fonzie: Great, Al, just great
Al: Good but anyways I just came to tell you that since today is you two's wedding day… today and for a week after your honeymoon…Everything you order is on the house!
Fonzie: Hey thanks Al!
Al: Oh, you don't need to thank Me! *Short pause* Well, I better be going, I think someone spiked the punch!
*Richie and Potsie sit down at the booth with Fonzie and Paula*
Richie: So, Fonz, how does it feel to be finally married?
Fonzie: Ayy, it feels great!
Paula: Really great!
Richie: Good!
Potsie: Yep! And in a little while, you'll be on your honeymoon!
Richie: Where are you going on your honeymoon, Fonz?
Fonzie & Paula: Hawaii!
Richie & Potsie: Cool!
Fonzie: Yep-a-Mundo!
Richie: So were you nervous at all Fonz?
Fonzie: Not at all
Richie: C’mon Fonz, you know you at least got a LITTLE nervous!
Fonzie: I might have gotten a little nervous…
*Ralph enters Arnold’s with a bag of goldfishes*
Richie & Potsie: Hey, Ralph!
Ralph: *Giggling* Hey, guys!
*Ralph walks over to the punch bowl and starts putting goldfish in the punch as Richie and Potsie look on and laugh*
Ralph: Hey, Joanie, want a drink? *Laughs*
Joanie: Sure! *Joanie drinks the punch* It's crunchy! Eww, a goldfish!! *Yelling* MALPH!!!!!!!!
*Ralph, Richie and Potsie *along with a few others at the reception* start laughing, and soon start laughing uncontrollably, while Joanie runs to the bathroom to get some water*
*Richie and Potsie finally stop laughing and wipe tears from their eyes*
Potsie: That was great!
Ralph: Thanks I still got it!
Potsie & Richie: Yep!
Fonzie: Hey, why is everyone laughing over here?
Potsie: *Laughing* Ralph put goldfish in the punch and Joanie drank some!
Fonzie: *Grabs Ralph by his shirt* don’t do that again Malph, Or I’ll make you eat the goldfish!
Ralph: I wont Fonz!!
Fonzie: That’s better *Yelling* Hey, Al!
*Al walks over to Fonzie*
Al: Yeah Fonz?
Fonzie: You need to get some new punch Ralph put goldfish in it.
Al: Sure, Fonz
*Later at the reception*
Al: Ok everyone..time for the newly married couple to have their first dance!!
*Everyone clears the floor and watch as them dance*
Marion: Oh!! This is so beautiful. *Marion starts crying*
Howard: Marion! You always manage to cry at weddings!
Marion: It’s so sweet!
*Song ends, Fonzie and Paula stop dancing, Al steps up onto the bandstand*
Arnold: Ok everyone…now it is time for the best man's speech
*Richie Steps up onto the bandstand*
Richie: *Clears throat* These past 3 years have been the past for me and they only seem to be getting better by the day. Fonzie is not only a best friend- he is also my big brother. He gives me the best advice only a true friend would give and the advice is something I would always trust, because he has never let me down yet. For me, today is a bittersweet day. Knowing now that from now on he won't be here every moment to guide me, but knowing he will always be there for when I need him. It will be hard to see him go on with life as I sit on the sidelines and watch proudly. Fonzie has never doubted me, and that means a lot to me. I am beyond happy to see him getting married, because I know it is something he truly wants to do. I only wish him-and Paula- the best of love and luck for the many years to come.
*Everyone applauds*
Potsie: My turn!!
Fonzie: *Fonzies eyes bulge and he makes a strange look* Time for what Potsie? Is it your turn for marbles?
Potsie: No Fonz! My speech! I put it into song!
Fonzie: Oh..
Potsie: Ok, c'mon guys
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie go up on the bandstand. They set up their instruments and start playing*
Potsie: *Singing* Da Fonz is the coolest and the best!
He jumps over cans and proves he beats the rest!
When it comes to chicks, he's your dude
He loves all his veggies with his food
Now he's taken and settling down
This made all his chicks frown
Paula is the luckiest gal
Richie is his best man and I was his ring paalllll!!!!!!!!
*Everyone applauds once gain As Al Steps Up Onto The Bandstand*
Al: Ok..Now will all single women please move to the center of the building, Paula is going to throw the bouquet!
*All of the single girls crowd together as Paula stands in front of the bandstand, turns her back to everyone and throws the bouquet over her head, a red-headed girl catches it*
*Richie steps down from the bandstand and walks over to Fonzie*
Fonzie: Red, that was a beautiful speech!
Richie: Thanks Fonz, it's all true!
Fonzie: You mean alot to me Red; you've been a True friend.
Richie: Thanks, you've been a true friend too, you’re like a big brother to me!
*Fonzie starts getting misty eyed*
Fonzie: Red, please stop, I’m getting misty eyed here! I don’t want everybody to see me this way.
Richie: Sure, Fonz.
*Potsie walks down from the bandstand*
Potsie: So, how was I Fonz?
Fonzie: Just great, Potsie.
Potsie: Thanks, Fonz!
*Potsie walks away*
Richie: So Fonz, you really thought Potsie's song was great?
Fonzie: Yeah, but he really could have left the veggies part out!
Richie: Yeah, so you're going to Hawaii for your honeymoon
Fonzie: Yeah, aloha!
*Both laugh*
Richie: So when are you leaving for Hawaii?
Fonzie: As soon a possible!
Richie: Yeah, we’re going down to the beach to have a 4th of July BBQ and watch the fireworks tonight. I wish you didn’t have to miss out on the fun.
Fonzie: Don’t worry red; Paula and me will have plenty of fun in Hawaii!
Richie: hope you have loads fun!
Fonzie: Oh, we will!
Richie: I'm sure you will!
*3 Hours later at the reception, Al is up on the bandstand the time is about 6:45PM*
Al: Ok everyone! Last dance!
*Slow dance plays, everyone dances*
*Song ends*
Fonzie: Well everyone, it’s time for us to go…See ya in 2 weeks.
*Paula and Fonzie say their goodbyes and leave*
Marion: Ohh!! What a beautiful day it was today!
Joanie: Yeah!! Paula looked so gorgeous with her gown, Straight from a fairy tale!
*Outside Arnold's Fonzie and Paula walk out to a black 1959 Cadillac limousine while everyone showers them with rice, they get inside, Fonzie rolls the left rear window down, they both wave out the window to everyone. Everyone waves and says goodbye and as the limo drives off*
*Later at the Cunningham house everyone comes in the front door*
Mrs. C: I’m gonna go get the all the food ready, Howard, do you have the grill in the car?
Mr. C: Yes, Marion.
Mrs. C: Good, now does anyone have to go to the bathroom?
Joanie & Richie: No.
Mrs. C: Okay then why don’t you two wait out in the car, while me and your father go get the steaks, burger and lettuce and tomato and such.
Richie: Ok, c’mon, Joanie
*At the beach Howard parks the DeSoto in a grassy area near the beach, everyone gets out of the car.*
*Lori Beth comes up to Richie*
Lori Beth: Hi, sizzle lips.
Richie: Oh, Hey, Lori Beth
*Ralph and Potsie drive up in a new car, they honk the horn as Mr. C, Mrs. C and Joanie are taking the meat ketchup, mustard, mayo, lettuce tomato etc. Out of the car.*
Richie: Hey Rich!
Richie: Ralph, Potsie you bought a car?
Ralph: Yep!
Potsie: Ain’t it cool?
Richie Yeah!
*Ralph and Potsie get out of the car*
Ralph: Richie, meet Sharon, my date!
Richie: Hi.
Sharon: Hello.
Potsie: Now meet Jennifer MY date!
Richie: Potsie, I already know her! Remember?
Potsie: Oh yeah…
Richie: I can't believe the Fonz is married!
Ralph: Yeah, me neither.
Richie: It’s sure not gonna be the same around here without him being around every second of the day.
Ralph: Yeah…
Joanie: *Yelling* Hey, you guys C’mon
Richie: C’mon guys.
*Richie, Ralph and Potsie put their left arms around their dates and walk over the BBQ spot as the episode concludes.*
*~*~*The End*~*~*
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