View Full Version : The wrong answer game for Seinfeld
Will and Grace Fanatic
09-26-2002, 10:16 PM
I first saw this on a Will and Grace board and I have tried it on the Roseanne board and Will and Grace board here. But let's try a Seinfeld version.
Here's how you play. First you answer the question the poster before you asked. But with a wrong answer trying to make it funny. Then you ask a question about Seinfeld and the next poster answers with a wrong answer making it funny. Understand? I hope so. Let's start:
Why did Jerry and Elaine brake up?
the next person answers this with a wrong answer and then ask another question about the Seinfeld sitcom.
GuyIncognito
09-27-2002, 05:29 AM
Although Elaine enjoyed the sex and never faked orgasms with him, they just thaught they wouldn`t be able to maintain the friendship in their relationship for ten years.
why does George like the word manuare?
Will and Grace Fanatic
09-27-2002, 11:35 AM
It reminds him of his first sexual fantasy.
What do the Seinfeld gang go to jail for in the final episode?
GuyIncognito
09-27-2002, 11:48 AM
For attempting to overthrow the government and install a puppet regime headed by The Soup Nazi.
What is Newmans occupation?
Will and Grace Fanatic
09-27-2002, 11:51 AM
He doesn't have one he's unemployed but he is an ex-stripper.
Who is the Soup Nazi?
Brian Damage
09-27-2002, 05:29 PM
An overweight white guy who loves sandwiches.
What is Festivus?
Will and Grace Fanatic
09-27-2002, 10:27 PM
A disease that makes people become very festive during holidays.
What did one of Jerry's ex-girlfriends bellybutton say?
Brian Damage
09-27-2002, 10:36 PM
"Feed me Seymour!"
What is an Urban sombrero?
GuyIncognito
09-28-2002, 02:40 AM
A four weel drive.
what is a bubble boy?
Brian Damage
09-30-2002, 01:44 PM
A brand of bubble bath.
What does yada yada yada mean?
lucyfan1983
09-30-2002, 08:12 PM
It is the name of Elaine's college sorority.
What does "kibosh" mean?
Brian Damage
10-01-2002, 01:27 PM
It's a Middle Eastern Dish
Who is "The Drake"?
Will and Grace Fanatic
12-26-2002, 01:16 PM
Kramers favorite porn star cartoon character.
Why does Jerry's car end up smelling so bad?
Brian Damage
12-26-2002, 02:24 PM
Jerry was never known for his good hygene.
Who is Mr. Pitt?
Will and Grace Fanatic
01-04-2003, 01:37 PM
The name Jerry gave his left arm pitt.
Why does George try to get fired from his job?
Brian Damage
01-06-2003, 01:40 PM
He wanted to runaway with the circus.
What is an urban sombrero?
Cassiopeia
01-20-2003, 12:20 AM
Newman's favorite cocktail
What is the summer of George?
Brian Damage
01-20-2003, 01:31 PM
The name of a serial killer.
What is a Side-ler?
RainMan
01-20-2003, 01:55 PM
A fat man driving a truck.
Why does everyone like the Muffin Tops?
Cassiopeia
01-20-2003, 02:47 PM
because a study shows that a muffin top a day helps prevent cancer.
Why didn't Elaine's friend wear a bra?
Brian Damage
01-21-2003, 01:14 PM
Because her friend was a man.
What is Kramer's first name?
RainMan
01-21-2003, 01:52 PM
Big Mama
What does Jerry say that is bleeped in front of that kid and his mother?
Cassiopeia
01-21-2003, 02:38 PM
Beware the ides of March
Why did the Soup Nazi REALLY leave town?
RainMan
01-21-2003, 02:53 PM
His dog swam back to Germany.
WHat flavour what was the cake Elaine ate that was VERY OLD?
Brian Damage
01-22-2003, 01:15 PM
Liver
What do you do on Festivus?
Cassiopeia
01-23-2003, 08:16 PM
On every festivus, one celebrates by peeing in the shower.
Who is the wig master?
Brian Damage
01-24-2003, 01:31 PM
the DJ for Eminem.
What did Jerry's dad use to sell for a living?
Cassiopeia
01-25-2003, 03:19 PM
assorted beanie babies
What was susan's cause of death?
Brian Damage
01-27-2003, 12:59 PM
drinking soda with Pop rocks.
Who is Mr. Pitt?
Cassiopeia
01-31-2003, 04:53 PM
The soup nazi's true name
What is the red dot?
Brian Damage
02-03-2003, 01:35 PM
Jerry's favorite super hero.
What part of the circus does Kramer fear the most?
tsmiller70
02-11-2003, 02:40 PM
He is in love with his bosses wife, whom Jerry is now dating.
Why doesn't Jerry ever lock his door?
Brian Damage
02-12-2003, 01:06 PM
He forgot how to.
Why did Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer get arrested?
FBMcFLY
02-16-2003, 10:26 PM
They were arrested for domestic violence...on each other.
What was one of George's bad life-experiences he told in order to get a coveted apartment?
Brian Damage
02-18-2003, 01:05 PM
He had to have a sex change operation to save his dog who was held hostage by militant cat lovers.
What was Newman's occupation?
FBMcFLY
02-21-2003, 01:16 AM
He was Mayor Of NYC, who moonlighted as a porn star.
Why did Micky attack Kramer, and what kind of pants was Cosmo wearing at the time?
Brian Damage
02-21-2003, 01:12 PM
Mickey attacked Kramer because they couldn't agree if Miller Lite tasted great or was less filling. Kramer was wearing Parachute pants.
How did George's fiance Susan die?
FBMcFLY
02-21-2003, 05:22 PM
Kramer "accidently" killed her when she was struck in the back of the head with a golf ball. There's absolutely no truth to the rumor that George was "had something to do with it".
What was George refering to when he told Jerry "I think it moved!"? (#18 / "The Note")
Brian Damage
02-25-2003, 01:21 PM
His man breasts.
What movie was Jerry caught making out at?
FBMcFLY
03-04-2003, 06:17 PM
"Trial & Error" starring a guy who bared a striking resemblance to Cosmo Kramer!
What name did George want to take in the event he ever became a porn-star?
Dutabi84
05-03-2003, 08:34 PM
Sausage Meister.
What kitchen utensil was Frank Costanza going to give to the winner of the computer selling contest between George and Lloyd Braun?
Brian Damage
05-05-2003, 08:17 PM
Turkey baster
WHo was David Puddy?
Dutabi84
05-11-2003, 05:19 PM
Jerry's butcher.
What "move" did Putty use that Jerry told him about?
onefortheroad
06-04-2003, 04:18 PM
the piledriver
what was the contest for?
ponerse
06-20-2003, 09:56 PM
To see who could lay the biggest turd.
What phrase was on the shirt that Jerry gave to his dad?
The Modfather
07-17-2003, 09:52 AM
Worlds Worst Grandpa.
Who is the Lopper?
Brian Damage
07-20-2003, 10:25 PM
Kramer
What did Jerry steal from the old lady?
sinatrastar
07-22-2003, 03:36 PM
Elaine's pet name for her WooHoo.
Why didn't Kramer knock?
Brian Damage
07-22-2003, 05:25 PM
An old war injury.
Who was Jerry's favorite super hero?
sinatrastar
07-22-2003, 09:35 PM
The Ambigously Gay Duo.
Why did Jackie Chiles go into law?
Brian Damage
07-23-2003, 01:40 PM
He was bored one weekend.
Why did Poppy pee on the couch?
sinatrastar
07-24-2003, 09:52 AM
Because Elaine needed a clean specimen so she could go see the Bushmen.
What is Frolf?
Brian Damage
07-26-2003, 12:30 PM
Bania's first name.
What did Jerry buy his parents?
sinatrastar
07-26-2003, 08:35 PM
Two tickets to the Crackatowan Memorial Extravaganza.
Why did FDR dislike Kramer?
Brian Damage
07-26-2003, 10:52 PM
He was a Pinko Commie!
Who were the Van Buren Boys?
sinatrastar
07-27-2003, 12:30 AM
Kramer's illegitimate offspring.
Why did Newman dislike Keith Hernandez?
Brian Damage
07-27-2003, 05:42 PM
He was a Red Sox fan.
Who was Bob Cobb?
sinatrastar
07-29-2003, 06:52 PM
The Ukrainian who smashed Kramer's Risk board.
What was one of David Putty's annoying habits?
Brian Damage
07-29-2003, 08:15 PM
He slept with Elaine
What George dream of doing while making love?
sinatrastar
07-29-2003, 10:01 PM
He dreamt about some guy named Brian.
Why did Jerry kill Ms. Rhode Island's doves?
Brian Damage
07-30-2003, 08:08 PM
He's a Parakeet kind of guy.
Who once owned George's Lebaron convertible?
sinatrastar
07-30-2003, 11:44 PM
George Steinbrenner??
Who did Elaine get blacklisted from Hop Sing's??
Brian Damage
08-02-2003, 11:33 AM
General Tsao
Who was The Drake?
onefortheroad
08-02-2003, 10:15 PM
Newman's Lover
Who dated the Aaron, close talker?
sinatrastar
08-02-2003, 11:23 PM
J Peterman's mother.
Why did Frank's lawyer wear a cape?
onefortheroad
08-03-2003, 12:49 AM
because he was bad at dancing
who had man hands?
Brian Damage
08-03-2003, 11:45 AM
Estelle Costanza
What did George put in the eggs to trick the Jewish girl?
sinatrastar
08-03-2003, 08:48 PM
Beeferoni
What did Elaine do when she heard her boyfriend was in a car accident?
Brian Damage
08-05-2003, 08:13 PM
Slept with Putty.
What was the tractor incident?
Will and Grace Fanatic
08-05-2003, 11:58 PM
When Jerry was younger his friend stuck a toy tractor up Jerry's bum. Ouch!!
When Jerry says "Not that there is anything wrong with that" what is he referring to?
onefortheroad
08-06-2003, 01:09 AM
newman having fleas
what was the smelly car?
sinatrastar
08-06-2003, 09:17 PM
A 1974 Buick George bought that once belonged to Mannix.
How did Jerry and George meet?
onefortheroad
08-07-2003, 12:59 PM
they met at del boca vista
why did george's parents split up?
sinatrastar
08-07-2003, 10:03 PM
Because Frank was not master of his domain.
Why did Jerry cancel his engagment?
Brian Damage
08-08-2003, 08:06 PM
He secretly loved Kramer
What did Mickey Abbot do for a living?
sinatrastar
08-09-2003, 10:09 PM
Sold fake fur hats in Greenwich Village.
What caused Frank to stop cooking for like 30 years??
Brian Damage
08-09-2003, 11:06 PM
His wife was getting chubby.
What was Jerry's "move"?
onefortheroad
08-09-2003, 11:22 PM
it was his facial expression when he thought of newman
who bit kramer?
Brian Damage
08-10-2003, 01:19 PM
The Maestro
Who was Pennypacker?
onefortheroad
08-10-2003, 11:47 PM
a communist
who was kruger?
sinatrastar
08-11-2003, 09:53 AM
The detective who busted Uncle Leo for stealing books.
What ever happened to Kramer's father?
Brian Damage
08-11-2003, 11:04 AM
He joined the circus as a clown.
What was George's secret code?
sinatrastar
08-11-2003, 03:21 PM
Urban Sombrero
Why did Jerry's friend work at the Chicken Fast Food place?
Brian Damage
08-11-2003, 08:09 PM
He was a big fan of Kenny Roger's music
What job did Kramer go on strike against?
onefortheroad
08-12-2003, 12:43 PM
marine biology
what was in frank's old vacationing shirts?
Brian Damage
08-12-2003, 07:49 PM
fur coat
Who did George dress up as for Kramer's theater?
sinatrastar
08-13-2003, 05:32 PM
Santa Claus.
Why did Mayor Dinkins fire Lloyd Braun?
Brian Damage
08-13-2003, 07:39 PM
He burned a Puerto Rican flag.
What is the Executive?
sinatrastar
08-14-2003, 11:06 AM
The name of Jerry's man-purse.
What was the main symbol of Festivus?
Brian Damage
08-15-2003, 11:25 AM
A Puffy shirt
Who was Lloyd Braun?
BrandonS
08-15-2003, 11:48 AM
Jerry's ex-partner during his eight years as a private eye. Braun pops up from time to time to get Jerry to help with a case.
Why was Jerry's pilot for a comedy series not picked up by the network (until the final episode)?
sinatrastar
08-15-2003, 05:49 PM
Kramer's dads name.
Why did Jerry not turn his suede coat inside out?
sinatrastar
08-15-2003, 05:51 PM
Jerry's pilot was not picked up because of the persistent rumor that he was an anti-dentite.
Why did Jerry not turn his suede coat inside out?
Brian Damage
08-15-2003, 08:20 PM
It had beyond B.O.
Who did Kramer sue?
BrandonS
08-16-2003, 05:53 PM
Kramer sued Jerry in the second season for calling him a "hipster dufus." The case was finally settled in arbitration.
How did George's finacee, Susan, meet her tragic end?
Brian Damage
08-16-2003, 06:11 PM
She was locked in Jerry's car with the B.O. and suffocated.
Who was little Jerry?
sinatrastar
08-17-2003, 04:57 PM
Elaine's pet name for Jerry's domain.
Why did Newman not like dogs?
The Modfather
08-17-2003, 05:47 PM
He's a Mail man
Why did Jerry have so many girlfriends?
sinatrastar
08-18-2003, 09:28 AM
He's a Mail man
I think that's the right answer!
Jerry had so many girlfriends because he was actually in love with Elaine and unable to commit to any other woman.
How did Kramer burn himself?
The Modfather
08-18-2003, 10:05 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by sinatrastar
[B]I think that's the right answer!
Sorry! I was only half awake when I posted that!
Stuffed his body in an oven.
What size was Jerry's waist (really?)
Brian Damage
08-18-2003, 11:08 AM
42
What was Kramer's idea for a restaurant?
sinatrastar
08-18-2003, 12:29 PM
A Pakistani cafe with fresh, succulent duck.
Why did Jerry break up with Newman's old girlfriend?
The Modfather
08-18-2003, 12:55 PM
He was in love with Kramer
Why was Bambo (SP?) deported?
sinatrastar
08-18-2003, 02:44 PM
Bhaboo was deported after he informed the Post Office he would no longer be accepting mail.
Who was the Assman?
Brian Damage
08-18-2003, 05:59 PM
Todd Gak
What movie did Jerry want to see to make fun of it?
sinatrastar
08-19-2003, 09:38 AM
Chunnel.
Why did Elaine's boyfriend think she was Hispanic?
The Modfather
08-19-2003, 09:44 AM
Because she is.
How did Kramer get burned?
Brian Damage
08-19-2003, 10:47 AM
He fell asleep smoking a cuban cigar.
Why did Kramer move to L.A.?
sinatrastar
08-20-2003, 09:56 AM
To escape Crazy Joe Davola.
Why did George's mom visit Judge Vandalay?
The Modfather
08-20-2003, 10:20 AM
She loves him!
What was Frank selling with George and Roy Brone (SP?)
sinatrastar
08-20-2003, 03:42 PM
They were selling Marble Rye recipes.
What was Kramer stockpiling for his year 2000 party?
ps I think its Lloyd Braun.
The Modfather
08-20-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
They were selling Marble Rye recipes.
What was Kramer stockpiling for his year 2000 party?
ps I think its Lloyd Braun.
Thanks
Cheese
What's Kramers first name?
sinatrastar
08-20-2003, 05:31 PM
Mulva
Why did George decide to go out with his cousin?
Brian Damage
08-20-2003, 08:27 PM
His mother turned him down
Why did Frank Costanza quit cooking?
sinatrastar
08-21-2003, 01:03 PM
Poppy told him his food was too spicy!
Why did the guy at the eye glass store owe Kramer a favor?
Brian Damage
08-21-2003, 07:56 PM
He made millions investing in Kramerica.
Who did Kramer sell his stories to?
sinatrastar
08-22-2003, 10:18 AM
George Steinbrenner
How did Jerry's car become smelly?
Brian Damage
08-22-2003, 07:47 PM
Newman took off his shoes
Why did Elaine go to India?
sinatrastar
08-23-2003, 10:28 PM
To get an idea for the Peterman catalog.
Why didn't Jerry's parents make it to Paris?
Brian Damage
08-24-2003, 11:45 AM
They were robbed by the Van Buren Boys.
Why did Mr. Pitt fire Elaine?
sinatrastar
08-24-2003, 02:35 PM
She couldnt get him the right kind of socks.
Why did Jerry buy Elaine a life sized Native American?
Brian Damage
08-25-2003, 01:36 PM
It looked exactly like her.
Who was Suz?
BrandonS
08-25-2003, 03:24 PM
Suz is Elaine's twin sister. Julia LD did a great job of playing both characters in the three episodes Suz appears in.
How did George get trapped into being on the foundation Susan's parents created in her name?
The Modfather
08-25-2003, 03:29 PM
He loved Susan so much!
Who did Julia LD play?
sinatrastar
08-25-2003, 04:39 PM
Kramer's vertically challenged actor friend.
What was the sponge?
Brian Damage
08-25-2003, 08:03 PM
One of Kramerica's biggest ideas!
Why was the runner late for the marathon?
sinatrastar
08-26-2003, 09:31 AM
He ran into a virgin on his way to the starting line.
How did Jerry's Cadillac end up in a swamp?
Brian Damage
08-26-2003, 01:13 PM
Kramer saw a clown on the side of the road
Who is Babs?
sinatrastar
08-26-2003, 03:21 PM
Kramer saw a clown on the side of the road
LOL
Babs is Estelle's old classmate who had a crush on Frank.
Why did George get sent to Cuba?
Brian Damage
08-26-2003, 08:10 PM
He had a great comeback for Fidel Castro.
How did Elaine get dumb?
IGNTBone
08-27-2003, 12:02 AM
She ate a mango.
A takeoff of what TV theme appeared on George's answering machine, when he wanted to avoid his girlfriend?
sinatrastar
08-27-2003, 09:24 AM
The Super Terrific Happy Hour
Why did George finally get fired from the Yankees?
Brian Damage
08-27-2003, 01:35 PM
He slipped George Steinbrenner a mickey.
Why did George go to Paris?
IGNTBone
08-27-2003, 02:20 PM
On business, for his new job at Vandalay Industries.
What did Kramer do to try and grab Joe DiMaggio's attention at Dinky Donuts?
Brian Damage
08-27-2003, 02:50 PM
He passed a kindney stone.
What did Mr. Pitt dream of doing?
sinatrastar
08-27-2003, 04:52 PM
Working for Greenpeace.
Why did George eat out of a trash can?
The Modfather
08-27-2003, 05:49 PM
He always does!
Why did Kramer get rid of his Fridge?
Brian Damage
08-27-2003, 08:27 PM
It no longer fit with the Merv Griffin set.
Why did Jerry drug his girlfriend?
sinatrastar
08-28-2003, 12:09 AM
Because he wanted to see if the tractor story was true!
Why did the gang never make it to Paris?
Brian Damage
08-28-2003, 10:28 AM
They had to ride coach.
Why did Jerry owe Banya a meal?
sinatrastar
08-28-2003, 10:55 AM
He burned a whole in Bania's suit while smoking a cigar.
Why did Kramer test-drive Jery's new car?
Brian Damage
08-28-2003, 11:05 AM
He's was planning to drive it to LA.
What happened to George's fur hat?
sinatrastar
08-28-2003, 11:41 AM
Puddy bought it to match his man-fur coat.
What animal threw an object at Kramer at the zoo?
Brian Damage
08-28-2003, 01:40 PM
Rusty the Horse
What did Russell Dalryple do to try and impress Elaine?
dlemond
08-28-2003, 02:06 PM
The Macarena in drag.
Why didn't Newman get the transfer to Hawaii?
sinatrastar
08-28-2003, 02:14 PM
He ate his supervisors last chunky bar.
Why DID Newman get to go to the Super Bowl?
Brian Damage
08-28-2003, 04:22 PM
He slept with the superintendant's wife.
Why did Joe Davola want to kill Jerry?
sinatrastar
08-28-2003, 05:19 PM
Because he made fun of his favorite Opera.
Why did Jerry have to have Kramer pick him up from a party?
Brian Damage
08-28-2003, 06:35 PM
He was drugged by Bania.
Why did Kramer make George dress up like King Henry the Eighth?
sinatrastar
08-29-2003, 08:04 PM
To create a minor buzz on his reality tour.
Why did the Seinfelds not like the Costanzas?
Brian Damage
08-29-2003, 08:12 PM
The Costanzas were too quiet.
Why did George sell his father's clothes?
sinatrastar
08-30-2003, 12:05 PM
To raise money for the Crackatowans.
Why was Kramer fired as Santa Claus?
Brian Damage
08-31-2003, 10:55 AM
He was a low talker.
What did Mickey Abbott do for a living?
sinatrastar
08-31-2003, 03:12 PM
I think he was a ball boy.
Why did Elaine pretend she was deaf?
Brian Damage
08-31-2003, 10:30 PM
Because she couldn't pull off pretending to be blind.
Why did Kramer buy a woman a used wheelchair?
sinatrastar
09-01-2003, 12:18 AM
Because she didnt like the new wheelchair smell on the new models.
Why did George take Jerry to a meatpacking plant?
Brian Damage
09-02-2003, 02:24 PM
To get Jerry ready for his big boxing match.
How did Newman get tickets to the Superbowl?
sinatrastar
09-02-2003, 02:39 PM
He won them at the Jewish Singles raffle.
Why did Kramer destroy 20 computers?
Brian Damage
09-02-2003, 02:53 PM
He doesn't want to evolve.
Why did dogs try to attack Elaine?
sinatrastar
09-02-2003, 04:26 PM
They heard she was friends with Newman.
Why did Jerry "choose not to run"?
Brian Damage
09-02-2003, 04:45 PM
He was too fat from all the Non fat yogurt he ate.
How did Elaine put the soup nazi out of business?
sinatrastar
09-02-2003, 05:22 PM
She sent Poppy over to pee on his recipe collection.
Why did Kramer have pockets full of change at Paisanos?
Brian Damage
09-02-2003, 06:43 PM
He just sold his birthday wish to FDR
How did Estelle Costanza hurt her back?
sinatrastar
09-02-2003, 08:31 PM
Trying to move Frank's TV Guide collection out of George's old room.
Why was Goerge wearing goggles around the city?
Brian Damage
09-03-2003, 01:56 PM
To prevent wild teenage marauders from squirting grapefruit juice in his eyes.
Why did George give up his plane ticket to the islands to Kramer?
sinatrastar
09-03-2003, 02:16 PM
He was afraid there could be significant shrinkage on the beach!
Why did Jerry want to date the gymnast?
wickthayer
09-03-2003, 02:58 PM
Because she could get him a discount on sneakers.
Why did Cosmo need to haul blood around in Jerrys car?
Brian Damage
09-03-2003, 04:11 PM
Because his hot tub was being repaired.
According to George, what is a relationship killer?
sinatrastar
09-03-2003, 05:49 PM
Letting your girlfriend see you after a cold shower (men), letting your boyfriend see you opening a can of pickles naked (women).
Why did Jerry get roped into going on a Pennsylvania Dutch weekend?
Brian Damage
09-03-2003, 06:17 PM
He lost a bet saying Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
What was the pact between Jerry and George?
wickthayer
09-03-2003, 07:49 PM
To never reveal that they were once lovers.
Why did Jerry pee in the parking lot?
sinatrastar
09-03-2003, 08:07 PM
Elaine dared him to.
Why did Kramer get arrested?
Brian Damage
09-03-2003, 08:10 PM
He was the Smog Strangler.
Who did Elaine hire to wipe out a dog?
sinatrastar
09-03-2003, 11:57 PM
J. Peterman's mother.
Why was Jerry living in Kramer's apartment?
IGNTBone
09-04-2003, 01:03 AM
Because he just couldn't figure out what his girlfriend threw into the toilet.
What song was George singing as a little kid, when his parents caught him breaking their statue?
sinatrastar
09-04-2003, 10:11 AM
The theme from Mad About You.
Why didnt jerry like Bania?
Brian Damage
09-04-2003, 10:41 AM
Because he was waaaay funnier than Jerry.
What was the bet Elaine lost to Todd Gak?
sinatrastar
09-04-2003, 11:55 AM
Whether Jerry Lewis had ever been prsident of France.
Why was Kramer accused of killing a parrott?
Brian Damage
09-04-2003, 01:41 PM
Because he hated that bird.
How did George get the busboy fired?
IGNTBone
09-04-2003, 01:48 PM
Because George hid mutton in the pocket of his apron.
Why did Mr. Pitt think Jerry was a pharmacist?
sinatrastar
09-04-2003, 02:31 PM
Because Kramer hypnotized him with a pyschodelic painting.
Why did Newman plan on having a vasectomy?
wickthayer
09-04-2003, 02:50 PM
He thought it would allow him to eat more.
Why did Jerry propose to Elaine?
sinatrastar
09-04-2003, 04:56 PM
To get a 20% discount at the Dry Cleaners.
Why was Jerry not willing to sleep overnight in Ithica?
Brian Damage
09-04-2003, 05:43 PM
Because it was Ithaca.
Why did George avoid his girlfriend for weeks?
wickthayer
09-04-2003, 08:15 PM
because of his rash.
Why did Cosmo want to put levels in his pad?
Brian Damage
09-04-2003, 08:20 PM
Because he likes to hike.
Who is Mr. Marbles?
sinatrastar
09-05-2003, 09:11 AM
Mel Torme's name for Kramer.
Why was the close talker so nice to Jerry's parents?
Brian Damage
09-05-2003, 10:25 AM
He got to see deep inside them.
Why did George go to Cuba?
sinatrastar
09-05-2003, 08:29 PM
To save money on a vibrating chair.
Why did Kramer go to LA?
He got to see deep inside them. huh?
IGNTBone
09-05-2003, 10:38 PM
He wanted to fulfill a life-long dream of becoming a banker
What was Mike Moffit's next job after working at Kenny Rogers' Roasters?
sinatrastar
09-05-2003, 10:47 PM
Buying socks for J. Peterman.
Who was suzy?
Brian Damage
09-06-2003, 10:45 AM
Newman's first name.
What was Mr. Pitt's childhood dream?
sinatrastar
09-06-2003, 12:15 PM
Having a hot woman putting socks on his feet.
What was the "red planet"?
Brian Damage
09-06-2003, 12:22 PM
Monk's Diner
What was the Summer of George?
sinatrastar
09-06-2003, 12:40 PM
The year when Cosatanza dressed up as King George and strolled the city delivering lines from Shakespeare.
How did Goerge end up in a mental hospital? (and why didnt any of the other cast members???)
Brian Damage
09-06-2003, 12:46 PM
Like you said, he was dressed up as King Henry the eighth quoting Shakespear. :)
The rest of the gang just had a way of evening out.
Why did Jerry refuse to run?
IGNTBone
09-06-2003, 04:39 PM
He didn't want to collect the signatures necessary to appear on the ballot.
What fictional character does Jerry draw naked pictures of, in private?
Brian Damage
09-06-2003, 04:53 PM
Superman
Why did the bald woman break up with George?
sinatrastar
09-06-2003, 10:08 PM
he wore sweatpants.
Why did elaine toss the toupee?
Brian Damage
09-07-2003, 11:01 AM
it attacked her.
What was wrong with the gang's accountant?
IGNTBone
09-07-2003, 12:40 PM
He was a rabid Anti-Dentite
Who did Kramer think the "ugly baby" looked like?
Brian Damage
09-07-2003, 12:54 PM
Mr. Pitt
What was "The Contest"?
sinatrastar
09-07-2003, 06:18 PM
a challenge between Jerry and Elaine to see who could have the most breakups in an 8 year period.
Why did Mr. Pitt use only pencils?
Brian Damage
09-07-2003, 08:36 PM
He was allergic to ink.
Why did Kramer refuse to wear the ribbon?
wickthayer
09-08-2003, 08:45 AM
It clashed with his jacket.
Why did Jerry and Cosmo go to a pet cemetary?
Brian Damage
09-08-2003, 08:49 AM
To Visit Susan.
How did Jerry and George meet?
sinatrastar
09-08-2003, 10:12 AM
At an Eagles concert in the late 70's.
Why didnt George like Lloyd Braun?
Brian Damage
09-08-2003, 11:43 AM
Because he dated his mother.
What was the deal between Elaine and Jerry?
sinatrastar
09-08-2003, 04:59 PM
To never reveal Newman's first name to George.
What does the Polar Bear club do?
Brian Damage
09-08-2003, 08:27 PM
smoke cigars in a little apartment.
Why did the Japanese men recognize Jerry?
sinatrastar
09-08-2003, 11:19 PM
From his world famous 40 yard dash time.
Why was Jerry afraid of Kramer's hot tub?
Brian Damage
09-09-2003, 10:05 AM
Mr. Marbles use to hang out in there.
What did George do under his desk?
sinatrastar
09-09-2003, 10:08 AM
Im not sure, but whatever it was it sent his mom to the hospital!
Why did Elaine decide to cut her hair short?
Brian Damage
09-09-2003, 10:15 AM
Since she ran out of sponges it was the only other birth control method she could think of.
What did Kramer promise the sick little boy?
sinatrastar
09-09-2003, 12:40 PM
That no matter how bad things got, or how bleak the situation looked, that he would always, always bring Farfel to visit him.
(not sure that was actually funny)
Why did George try to have his carpet cleaned?
Brian Damage
09-09-2003, 02:57 PM
Poppie peed on it
What caused Pendant Publishing to go out of business?
wickthayer
09-09-2003, 05:02 PM
They lost a major lawsuit to a Native American group upset with their Cigar Store Indian logo.
Why did Mike Moffit call Jerry a phoney?
Brian Damage
09-09-2003, 05:46 PM
Because Jerry thinks he's a funny comedian.
Why did Jon Voight bite Kramer?
sinatrastar
09-09-2003, 06:21 PM
Because he had butter and batter all over his body.
Why didnt Elaine and George invite Kramer to the flea market?
Brian Damage
09-09-2003, 07:07 PM
George thought he had fleas
How did Elaine put the soup nazi out of business?
sinatrastar
09-09-2003, 09:54 PM
She told the mayor's office that his soups were his in MSG.
Why did Lloyd Braun get fired?
Brian Damage
09-10-2003, 10:27 AM
He told David Dinkins to use Serenity Now.
Who did Newman secretly love?
sinatrastar
09-10-2003, 10:29 AM
Keith Hernandez
Why was Kramer afraid of clowns?
Brian Damage
09-10-2003, 10:34 AM
His dad was killed in a freak circus accident.
Why did Kramer sell his stories?
sinatrastar
09-10-2003, 11:04 AM
To pay back Jerry for all the food he had eaten.
Why did Kramer get free coffee for life?
Brian Damage
09-10-2003, 01:51 PM
Kramer was ina coffee commercial "this coffe is making me thirsty."
How did Puddy scare the priest?
sinatrastar
09-10-2003, 06:32 PM
He cut the brakes on his car.
Why did Kramer's deal with Morty go sour?
Brian Damage
09-10-2003, 07:44 PM
Morty insisted that Mr. Marbles be included in the deal.
What did Kramer think George's wink meant?
sinatrastar
09-10-2003, 08:16 PM
That he really was a communist.
What is bad naked?
DarwinEx
09-11-2003, 01:35 AM
George's photo shoot with Kramer.
How did George try to end his engagement?
Brian Damage
09-11-2003, 10:13 AM
He suggested a menage a trois.
Why couldn't Kramer taste food?
wickthayer
09-11-2003, 11:22 AM
The East River had burned his taste buds.
Who was bizzarro Jerry?
Brian Damage
09-11-2003, 01:40 PM
a rooster
Why did George get fired from Pendant publishing?
sinatrastar
09-11-2003, 02:48 PM
His involutary arm twitch returned and he accidentally punched his boss in the groin.
Who had a psycho-sexual hold over Jerry?
Brian Damage
09-11-2003, 03:14 PM
Kramer because he had the kavorka.
Why did George convert to Latvian Orthodox?
sinatrastar
09-11-2003, 05:26 PM
He liked the music, and thought the nuns were hot.
What convinced Jerry to break up with his fiancee?
Brian Damage
09-11-2003, 05:42 PM
She had man hands.
Why did Raquel Welch beat up Elaine?
sinatrastar
09-11-2003, 06:34 PM
Cause Elaine's head was so big she couldnt see around it.
Who was the Got No Green Lantern?
Brian Damage
09-11-2003, 06:39 PM
Bob Sacamano
Why did the mechanic carjack Jerry's saab?
sinatrastar
09-11-2003, 09:27 PM
He was late for chunnel.
Why was Jerry afraid of the lopper?
IGNTBone
09-11-2003, 10:33 PM
The lopper had a chronic case of B.O.
Why was Kramer's talk-show tour, promoting his "coffee-table" book, abruptly cancelled?
DarwinEx
09-11-2003, 10:45 PM
Jackie Chiles sued him for the royalties for ruining his lawsuit.
What was the one flaw in the Muffin Top idea?
Brian Damage
09-12-2003, 10:50 AM
tHEY USED THE MUFFIN STUMPS INSTEAD OF THE TOPS.
Why was George called a mary by the kids?
sinatrastar
09-12-2003, 12:10 PM
Because he was singing the theme from Rochelle Rochelle on the subway.
What did Kramer try to get for Ms. Midler?
Brian Damage
09-12-2003, 02:39 PM
The Assman.
Who did Kramer help break out of the hospital?
sinatrastar
09-12-2003, 08:59 PM
crazy joe davola
Why did George have to buy a wheelchair?
Brian Damage
09-13-2003, 11:02 AM
Because he faking being handicapped.
Why did George take Carl the exterminator out to dinner?
sinatrastar
09-13-2003, 11:04 AM
He was trying to figure out a way to solve the moth infestation in his parent's attic.
Why did Jerry wear the puffy shirt on the Today show?
Brian Damage
09-13-2003, 11:12 AM
He wanted to be a pirate.
Why did Mr. Pitt fire Elaine?
IGNTBone
09-13-2003, 12:27 PM
She was apparently menopausal, as evidenced by a urine sample.
What softened Kramer from his dislike of Kenny Rogers' Roasters chicken?
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