The wrong answer game for Seinfeld

[IGNTBone]

It was his birthday wish, come true.

What name did Jerry say he registered under at the Golden Nugget hotel?

[Brian Damage]

Buck Naked

Why did Jerry tell Uncle Leo that grim death wasn't far off?

[IGNTBone]

It was right after he told Leo that he hated anyone with a pony.

In his blurred vision, what did George mistake for Jerry's cousin Jeffrey?

[Brian Damage]

Kramer dressed as a pimp

Who did Jerry sit next to at the Super Bowl?

[Maestro]

David 'Son of Sam' Berkowitz
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What did Kramer use for betting collateral with big Earl Haffler?

[sinatrastar]

The contract to his star fighter, Little Jerry Seinfeld.

Why didnt Kramer's rickshaw idea take off?

[Maestro]

*
Because Kramer fed the riskshaw pullers Beef-A-Reenos, making the joy ride much to flatulent & fragrant
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Why did Kramer want to trade apartments with Jerry?


(BTW:
Rusty = the Central Park carrige horse
&
Rusty = the bum who pulled the rickshaw (once))

[Brian Damage]

They were using the homeless to drive them and Rebecca Demornay stepped in and prevented it.

[Brian Damage]

How did Russell Dalryple get violently ill?

[IGNTBone]

He drank tea made of Couchgrass and Crampbark.

Why was Jerry's girlfriend sharing an apartment with a "dude"?

[sinatrastar]

Because she owed him some money and yada yada yada they moved in together.

Why did Newman tell Jerry that he was Jerry's only chance at winning back Pam?

[IGNTBone]

Neumann is Pam's older brother.

Why did George want his girlfriend to twirl around, upon entering Steinbrenner's ball?

[Brian Damage]

He wanted to prove to everybody that he invented the ballroom twirl.

Why was Elaine chased by a pack of dogs?

[sinatrastar]

She was wearing Kramer's new perfume idea, "Slicer Scent" which smelled of salami.

Why was Mortie impeached?

[Maestro]

Originally posted by sinatrastar: Because she owed him some money and yada yada yada they moved in together :lol: :D


'Cause the Del Boca Vista Board of Directors found out he steals batteries.
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What was Elaine doing when George saw her and proclaimed: "Sweet fancy Moses?"

[sinatrastar]

Missed post.

She was trying out Kramer's new perfume idea, "Slicer Scent" which smelled of salami, which sent George into a sexual-sensory overload, causing him to proclaim "Sweet Fancy Moses", and rush at Elaine with his lips puckered.

Why was Mortie impeached?

[IGNTBone]

Because he conspired with Jack Klompus to break his own window and fake a robbery, for the insurance money, while he and Helen were in New York.

What ruined Jerry's chances with the Blonde in the Blue Sweatpants?

[Maestro]

Because she heard when Jerry was with Elaine, it was "Fake, Fake, Fake!!!"
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What kind of Business do Elaine & Mr Lippman start together?

[IGNTBone]

A Make-Your-Own-Pizza place.

Why did Kramer call Puddy, while Kramer was showering?

[Maestro]

Because Kramer messed up the speed dial on his phone and accidentally put Puddy at #7, where
the Movie Phone # used to be.
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What male ritual of enthusiasm did Puddy repetitively do that Jerry got irritated with?

[Brian Damage]

Slapping Jerry's butt.

Why was Uncle Leo written up in a doctor's chart?

[Maestro]

Because he tested positive for White Lotus... Yam-Yam... Shanghi Sally... better known as opium.
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Why did Jerry want a police officer to protect him when he was leaving Monk's? - (that was a lame bit)

[IGNTBone]

Ever since he purchased a brand-new fur coat, his ego was super-inflated.

Why did Elaine have to throw her friend's baby shower at Jerry's place?

[sinatrastar]

Her apartment was infested with fleas after Newman visited it.

Why was Newman trying to break into Jerry's apartment?

[Brian Damage]

He heard jerry loaded up on cases of Chunkies.

Why did Peterman fire Morty Seinfeld?

[sinatrastar]

Because Morty referred to him as "Mr. Fancy Pants".

What did Morty do that made Kramer afraid to sleep in his own apartment?

[IGNTBone]

Morty started construction on the levels project without consulting him

What did George say Jerry's girlfriend's laughter was like?

[Brian Damage]

listening to Kramer pass a stone.

What did Jerry want out of the suit pocket that Bania bought from Kramer?

[IGNTBone]

His Jerry Lewis cufflinks.

According to Kramer, what lead to Billy Mumphry's downfall?

[Maestro]

He refused to wear an AIDs ribbon.
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What suburban home/front porch item did Kramer install at his apartment to create that Anytown USA feel?

[Brian Damage]

A Bench swing

What was the reason George chose Ada to be his secretary?

[Maestro]

With her level of effecientcy & dedication, Georgie figured it would enable him to get off the hand, stop treating his body like an amusement park become master of his domain.

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What was George doing when he proclaimed to Ada "I’m giving you a raise!"?

[Brian Damage]

in the bathroom reading Glamour magazine. ;)

Why did Mabel Choat change her vote to impeach Morty?

[sinatrastar]

She finally remembered that he was the one who failed to wear slippers in the pool area.


What did Bania offer to buy from Kramer?

[Brian Damage]

his stories

Why did George quit his real estate job?

[Maestro]

He was trying to land a better deal at Tyler Chicken.

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What does Kramer acidently do with a Junior Mint?

[sinatrastar]

He drops it on the floor while making out with Elaine's roomate, leading Elaine to slip and hit her head on a coffee table. Elaine then flips out and bans her roomate and Kramer from using any of her possessions, including the discount computer she bought from Costanza and Braun Inc.

Why did Jerry demand his keys from Kramer?

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by sinatrastar
He drops it on the floor while making out with Elaine's roomate, leading Elaine to slip and hit her head on a coffee table. Elaine then flips out and bans her roomate and Kramer from using any of her possessions, including the discount computer she bought from Costanza and Braun Inc.


:lol: art imitates life I guess ;)

[IGNTBone]

He needed to open his portable safe.

Why did George recind the scholarship from Steve Koren?

[Brian Damage]

He found out he wore a cape.

Why did Elaine break up with bizzaro Jerry?

[IGNTBone]

Because Reggie's wouldn't make her a 'big salad'.

What is the "Forbidden City"?

[Brian Damage]

Elaine's bedroom

Why did George put a tape recorder in his briefcase?

[IGNTBone]

So he could listen to Elaine's sexy message on coffee breaks.

What happened to Elaine's new armiore?

[sinatrastar]

The soup Nazi broke in and "smashed it to pieces" after she revealed his secret recipes.

What did George declare to be his new religion?

[Brian Damage]

Festivus Orthodox

What juicy nugget did George get from Babs Kramer?

[ilovekosmo]

i have heard many wrong answers, his new religion is his backwards religion, everything is backwards, he puts the tape recorder in his briefcase so he can listen to the ross foundation talk about him, and to brain, i cant answer ur q

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by ilovekosmo
i have heard many wrong answers, his new religion is his backwards religion, everything is backwards, he puts the tape recorder in his briefcase so he can listen to the ross foundation talk about him, and to brain, i cant answer ur q

That's the point of the game. the WRONg answer game. ;)

[IGNTBone]

A mango, to enhance his libido.

How did Elaine get back with Puddy in the first place, the time she found out he was religious?

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by ilovekosmo
i have heard many wrong answers, his new religion is his backwards religion, everything is backwards, he puts the tape recorder in his briefcase so he can listen to the ross foundation talk about him, and to brain, i cant answer ur q :lol:
they are all wrong!

[sinatrastar]

Elaine needed Puddy to open up a jar of ketchup, leading to a back slide.

What kind of car did George indicate he didnt drive due to baldness?

[IGNTBone]

A Cadillac.

What did Tor Eckman tell Jerry he was eating too much of?

[Maestro]

Foods from below the equator.

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Who was George's favorite explorer?

[Brian Damage]

Davinci ;)

How did George try to get out of a relationship with a girl who had a male roomate?

[IGNTBone]

Tried to use a belt sander while naked.

Who exactly was the Jo(h)n Voight whom previously owned George's car?

[Brian Damage]

an actor that likes to bite his fans.

Why Tim Whatley invite Elaine to the Super Bowl?

[Maestro]

He liked the way she looked in her Orioles cap.

===

Jerry was offended by Whatley's conversion not as a Jew, but as a what?

[sinatrastar]

A gum loving, red-blooded American.

Why did Mr. Pitt forbid the use of ink pens in his office?

[Maestro]

Because he once punctured his scrotum carrying an astronaut pen in his pocket.

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How does Mr. Pitt eat candy bars?

[Brian Damage]

with his feet.

Why did Denim Vest try to blow off Elaine?

[IGNTBone]

He was turned off after she referred to his snaps as buttons.

Why doesn't George like ice in his drinks?

[Brian Damage]

It hurts his teeth.

Why was Kramer and Mickey fired from Cole's department store?

[sinatrastar]

Kramer refused to wear the red Santa Suit, due to his strongly held McCarthy-like Anti-Communist philosophy.

[sinatrastar]

Why did Elaine agree to do a 'solid' for Cosmo?

[IGNTBone]

She needed something solid in her life, and therefore, jumped at the chance to do the favor.

What is wrong with Morty & Helen's guest bed at their condo?

[Brian Damage]

It was peed on by Poppy.

Why was Elaine blacklisted from Hop Sing's?

[Maestro]

Because she refused to send them her nip Christmas card.
( eb, that can get you black listed ya' know ;) )

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What did Elaine want Jerry to let Puddy use?

[Brian Damage]

His Puffy Shirt.

Why did Jerry refuse to run?

[Maestro]

Because Kramer took his sneakers to 094 The Mom & Pop Store.

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What was one of the pet names Elaine had for The Man Fur?

[Elaine Benes]

Originally posted by Maestro
( eb, that can get you black listed ya' know ;) )



I didn't realize that LOL Just ask sinatrastar, I'm sure he has a copy of it.

[sinatrastar]

I have a lot of worthless Sein pictures :D , but that is one I do not have. I need a police sketch artist ;).

[Elaine Benes]

Just don't remember my scar. :p

[IGNTBone]

Ahem....back to the game.....

The Mansaire.

What song could George not get out of his head?

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Elaine Benes
Just don't remember my scar. :p

I dont.

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by IGNTBone
Ahem....back to the game.....

The Mansaire.

What song could George not get out of his head?

Sorry IGNT ;) I here Oliver Beane may be coming back on, are you excited?

Answer:
The theme to Mad About You.

What song title did Jerry credit to Leo Tolstoy?

[IGNTBone]

Yep, in February. Grant Rosenmeyer currently attends the same middle school I did (Yes, there are two). Anyway....

Desperado.

What was the book that Jerry never returned to the library?

[sinatrastar]

Some lame book on coffee tables written by a hipster doofus.

Why did Lainey get an angry call from her sister?

[IGNTBone]

Kramer had thrown up on her during their first date.

What stunning revelation did Susan learn about her father?

[Dutabi84]

His ATM password is "bosco".

Why was Kramer jumping up and down on the plane in the finale?

[IGNTBone]

He was just so happy to be going to Paris.

What did George say in reference to Superman that Jerry took offense?

[Brian Damage]

Cape? Tights? Superman was gay!

What caused Kramer to get into a car accident with George's car?

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Cape? Tights? Superman was gay!

What caused Kramer to get into a car accident with George's car? :lol:

[sinatrastar]

It started leaking Bosco on his foot.

Why did Elaine get all hot and heavy over JFK Jr.?

[Dutabi84]

He wasn't against abortion.

Why did George put a tape recorder in his breifcase?

[Brian Damage]

to hear Elaine's dirty messages on his lunch break.

How did Izzy Mandelbaum's back go out?

[IGNTBone]

By lifting Elaine's big bag of muffin stumps, and carrying them to the dump.

Why was Morty so concerned with getting a doctor's note at Manya's funeral?

[sinatrastar]

He wanted it conclusively established, in writing, that Jerry's Poney Remark did not lead to Manya's death.

Why did George tell a women he never met before that he had no job and lived with his parents?

[Brian Damage]

It was a part of the 12 step program for rageaholics to be honest with others.

Why was George sent to Cuba?

[Maestro]

He was sent by the J Peterman Co to find out if Elaine's coffee stain really looked like Fidel Castro.

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Why did Elaine burst out in laughter at George's gal friends piano recital?

[IGNTBone]

Jerry whispered Kramer's first name to her.

Why was Uncle Leo shouting for someone to answer a phone?

[Brian Damage]

He was trying to get through to his bookie to put 10 grand on a horse named Papanick.

What did Jerry offer 50 bucks to Elaine to do?

[sinatrastar]

He offered her $50 to help him kidnap Newman's barking dog.

Why did Newman want to 'borrow' Jerry's deaf girlfriend?

[Brian Damage]

He needed a date for the Postsmans Ball.

Why did Kramer bring Elaine to speak with his attorney?

[IGNTBone]

So she could be of help with his lawsuit against Sue Ellen Mischke.

Why did Kramer give Mickey gonarrhea?

[Brian Damage]

He was a notorious "Mimbo."

Why did Kramer donate blood to Jerry?

[Maestro]

Jerry needed it because that's all Tony the mechanic would let Jer use in his vehicle radiator.

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What did Melanie do with her peas that made Jerry break up with her?

[sinatrastar]

She sucked on her peas and then placed them on Jerry's plate, leading Jerry to break it off.

What pact did George feel he had entered into with Jerry.

[Brian Damage]

Anytime Jerry fell into anothe menage...Jerry MUST include George in the festivities.

What were Elaine and Sue Ellen Mishke bidding against eachother for?

[IGNTBone]

The O. Henry candy bar fortune.

How did George's phantom 'payroll project' get done?

[sinatrastar]

George hired the Sunshine Cleaners to take care of it.

Why did the PostMaster General neighbornap Kramer?

[IGNTBone]

For destroying and abandoning a mail truck out of state, as well as losing a bunch of Newman's mailbags.

Why did Peterman look to Kramer for material for his autobiography?

[Brian Damage]

He was enthralled by Kramer's H.E. Pennypacker stories.

Why did Frank accompany Elaine to a nail salon?

[Maestro]

He thought driving her there might be a good opportunity to stop short with her.

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Estelle thought if Georgie could do what for a living he could fill Madison Square Garden and be a big star?

[Brian Damage]

erotic poses

What did Elaine give Jerry a half hour to do?

[IGNTBone]

Kill a bunch of her boyfriend's cats.

What fruit rolled under Elaine's counter and disappeared?

[Brian Damage]

Mango

What did Elaine grab from George and throw out the window?

[IGNTBone]

His $20 bill with big lips drawn on the president.

What happened to Jerry's suade jacket?

[Brian Damage]

It ripped because Newman secretly tried it on.

Why did Jerry take a lie detector test?

[Maestro]

To see if he secretly really liked the Dockers pants commerical.

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Why did the gang's hair end up all flat?

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Maestro
He thought driving her there might be a good opportunity to stop short with her.

:lol:

[Brian Damage]

They tried washing it with tomato sauce.

What did Elaine try to do with a gay man?

[IGNTBone]

Try to get Jerry, George, and Kramer to have a menage with him.

Why were Elaine, Jerry, and George all trying to get doctor's notes?

[sinatrastar]

Try to get Jerry, George, and Kramer to have a menage with him. puke:

They wanted the notes to get a discount on air fare to India.

Why did Kramer sue Sue Ellen?

[Brian Damage]

He found a bra in his O'Henry candy bar ;)

Why did Frank and Kramer's Bro deal fall through?

[IGNTBone]

Kramer and Frank each thought that Kramer's 25% was unfair...for different reasons.

What song did Elaine think she and her boyfriend could "share"?

[Maestro]

Good Ridance (aka Time Of Your Life)

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What was revealed by the Cheever Letters?

[IGNTBone]

Kramer's first name.

What does Reggie's Cafe make a point of not selling, by saying so on the menu?

[Maestro]

Chicken salad... on rye... un-toasted with a side of potato salad ... and a cup of tea. hu-hu...

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What unusual philosophy on life did George successfully use to get the girl and his dream job?

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by Maestro
Chicken salad... on rye... un-toasted with a side of potato salad ... and a cup of tea. hu-hu...



:rotflmao:

[Brian Damage]

Only sleep in small intervals.

Why was Elaine a laughing stock at her job at Peterman?

[Maestro]

The staff heard she tested positve for White lotus... Yam-yam... Shanghai Sally.

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What product did Elaine use for her debut cover shot on the J. Peterman Catalog?

[Brian Damage]

twirless umbrella.

What did Jerry stuff into his couch instead of eating?

[sinatrastar]

The Twix bar he jimmyed out of a vending machine when George wasnt looking.

Why did the Polar Bear Club converge on Jerry's apartment?

[IGNTBone]

They wanted the free cake during the baby shower.

Why did Kramer want to replace his fridge with an armoire?

[Brian Damage]

Edit

[sinatrastar]

He thought it had better insulation to keep his blood nice and cold.

Why was Kramer known as FILK?

[IGNTBone]

That was his 'street-name' during his time as a pimp.

What does George say he always has to do before calling a woman on the phone?

[sinatrastar]

Master his domain.

Why did Kramer make Jerry a sculpture?

[IGNTBone]

He thought his Superman statue was too ugly for the rest of the decor.

What great idea does Feldman (Bizzaro-Kramer) have, which he doesn't act upon?

[Brian Damage]

Sick of the snail's pace that Post office used to deliver his mail, Feldman came up with an idea to create an overnight mail delivery service called Feldman Express or for short Feld Ex. Thinking at the last minute that this idea might be a flop he scrapped the idea. However his best friend at the time Frederick Smith liked the idea and to make sure there were no lawsuits, removed the "L" in the name and created Fed Ex.

Why did Jerry want to buy Uncle Leo's watch?

[IGNTBone]

As the perfect birthday gift for Elaine, at the time they had their little 'arrangement'.

Why wasn't Ray Thomas found to be registered for classes at Columbia?

[Maestro]

Because at the time, he was registered under the pseudonym Slappy White.

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If I said Jerry's has a swirl, Puddy's has a pinch, and Georgie thinks his involves a knuckle, what am I talking about?

[IGNTBone]

Their respective recipes for Chocolate Bobka.

What did George tell his girlfriend, as an excuse to let Jerry switch her phone machine tape?

[Maestro]

that he began to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm, and he needed to go up and use her bathroom.

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What would make George trample women, children and the elderly (& clowns)?

[IGNTBone]

The chance to have sex with a Portugese waitress.

What show did the 'close-talker' take Elaine, Morty, and Helen to?

[Maestro]

:nod: :clap


Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

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What kind of lounge did Kramer turn his apartment into?

[IGNTBone]

A 'Make-Your-Own-Pizza' lounge.

What was the repressed memory that kept Frank from wanting to cook?

[Maestro]

His war memories of being assigned KP duty (cooking) for the only Gibberish speaking, white poet warlord in the neighborhood....
the horror... the horror....

===

What self proclaimed technique did Frank use to cop a feel when driving a woman in his car?

[sinatrastar]

The Helsinki Formula, while complicated to learn, it worked every time.

What did Newman agree to do in exchange for a Drake's Coffee Cake?

[Maestro]

Pull the rickshaw.

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Why is Jer not so thrilled to receive [i]"The Collected Works Of Bette Midler" as a birthday gift?

[Brian Damage]

Years earlier, Bette Midler stole his act.

What thing did Jerry scribble on a piece of paper in his sleep?

[Maestro]

Crib notes to give to Elaine for the move! only he forgot to use exclamation points.

===

How did Elaine's matteress get all stanked up?

[IGNTBone]

Jerry was transporting it for Elaine, after the pungent valet parked his car that fateful night.

Why did Jerry & Newman call a temporary truce?

[sinatrastar]

So they could pool their money together to outbid George for the Frogger machine they both coveted.

When did it become apparent to Jerry that George had crossed the line that divided man from bum?

[Maestro]

When at Monk's he publicly proclaimed "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

===

Where does George think is a decent place to get free éclair?

[Brian Damage]

Schnitzer's

Why did the merger between Pendant publishing and Matsushimi fall through?

[Maestro]

The Matsushimi CEOs took offense at Lippman's Southwest office decor and him displaying The Cigar Store Indian.

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When Elaine worked for Lippman/Pendant, what problem she have with Jujy-fruit(?) candy

[IGNTBone]

She'd always blame her co-workers for stealing them, after they'd dangle from the vending machine.

What turned off photo-store Sheila from dating George?

[Maestro]

She saw his nipple in a photo & realized he would develop man breast.

===

What reacts like a frighted turtle when submersed in [cool] water?

[IGNTBone]

Newman.

What movie did Elaine despise, but was forced to watch with Peterman?

[Maestro]

The Lion King. Since she was seen singing Hakuna Matata everyone thought she loved the film.

===

What did Elaine do that enabled her to out-sidle the sidler?

[IGNTBone]

She made fun of him behind his back. In fact, Peterman caught her doing it. So in order to save face, she took him to the opera on Peterman's dime.

Why did the Bubble Boy's parents want Jerry to visit him?

[Brian Damage]

They heard Jerry spent his life fighting for the rights of the bubble people.

What did the Cheever letters reveal about Mr. Ross?

[IGNTBone]

He was distantly related to the Costanzas.

Why did Uncle Leo's kitchen explode?

[Brian Damage]

He tested the old myth of mixing soda and pop rocks.

Why did Marissa Tomei punch George?

[IGNTBone]

When he told her he was only dating her so he could get an unemployment extension.

Who did George have a non-sexual crush on?

[Brian Damage]

Ruthie Cohen

Why couldn't Jane spare a square?

[sinatrastar]

Because Kramer had taken them all in an attempt to wallpaper his place in toilet paper.

Why did Jerry fear driving a van?

[Dutabi84]

Because he thought he'd have to grow a mustache and start using strange lotions and oils.

What kind of "details" was George demanding from Jerry?

[IGNTBone]

The details of exactly what the Yankees payroll project was supposed to be.

Why didn't Morty & Helen go to Paris?

[sinatrastar]

Mortie found out that Jerry payed full fare for the plane tickets and he refused to allow Jerry to spend that much on him and Helen.

How did Jerry attempt to explain pictures of a near-naked George found with pictures of a near-naked male photo store employee?

[Maestro]

Jer 'claimed' the drawings we're strictly to study the timeless art of seduction, but he really needed them to help him perfect his nude drawings of Lois Lane.

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How did Elaine come up with her idea for The Cartoon?

[IGNTBone]

From George. She thought he was incredibly bland, he always complained he was too short, plus he most closely resembled a pig.

What grudge did George have against the cashier at Monk's?

[Brian Damage]

She "snubbed" him.

Why did the physical therapist refuse to work on Jerry anymore?

[Maestro]

Because during Jer's last treatment the therapist thought it moved! It was imperceptible but he felt it... and that's the sign! The test... if a, if a man makes it move.

===


Why does George talk while receiving massages?

[Brian Damage]

It keeps him awake, just in case the massuesse tries something.

What was George's idea for the pilot?

[Maestro]

To have Jerry's neighbor always trying to steal his raisins.

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What design / contruction project did Kramer think he wanted to do to his apartment?

[IGNTBone]

Installing extra ovens so that all of his clothes could have that piping hot feel all at once.

Why did Jerry enlist Elaine & George to help him sedate his girlfriend into a deep sleep?

[Brian Damage]

She was too nervous about doing a menage.

How did Estelle Costanza hurt her back?

[IGNTBone]

She slipped on the Fusilli Jerry and fell.

Who is Bob Saccamanno?

[Dutabi84]

Jerry's butcher.

What was the only thing that could top "makeup sex?" (without turning this x-rated :eek: )

[Brian Damage]

A good pickle.

Why did George want to buy Time magazine?

[Maestro]

He wanted to read the 'Smog Strangler' cover story.

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Why did George let go of Mimbo Tony's climbing line, causing him to plummet?
(and you can't say 'a good pickle'... "step off" ;) )

[IGNTBone]

George's subconcious jealously of how cool Tony was.

What did Kramer claim was Jerry's "in" to strike up a conversation with Jerry Lewis?

[sinatrastar]

They had both slept with one of Newman's ex-girlfriends.

What did George suggest that Tony the Mimbo do if he wanted to get a 'rush'?

[Maestro]

Frolf

===

What job did Kramer perform during the Tony Awards?

[sinatrastar]

Originally posted by Maestro
frolf

:D

Bathroom attendant, he worked the Men's room, Babs worked the ladies room.

Why did Kramer get assaulted by Raquel Welch, and biten by Jon Voight?

[Elaine Benes]

They hated the kavorka!

What did George's girlfriend do with Jerry's tax papers that upset him?

[sinatrastar]

She made them public, thus making Elaine even more attracted to him.

Why did Jerry proclaim "I choose not to run!"?

[IGNTBone]

He didn't want to run against David Dinkins in the NYC Mayoral election.

Why does George barge into Jerry's dental appointment?

[Brian Damage]

He wanted to know how much Jerry paid for his suede jacket.

Why didn't George get the bra salesman job?

[IGNTBone]

When they found out he was the son of the inventor of the ill-fated "Mansire" .

How did George end up in a mental institution?

[sinatrastar]

The Commissioner of the Unemployment Compensation Division of the State of New York ordered him intitutionalized after he kept claiming to know Keith Hernandez but never provided any proof.

By comparing Kramer's arm and an old pencil to each other, what question did George hope to answer?

[Brian Damage]

That Kramer really has small arms.

Why couldn't George sleep in his hotel room in L.A.?

[IGNTBone]

The locals kept waking him up, wantng to take a spin in his Jon Voight car.

Who is the unrequited love of Newman's life?

(By the way, Sinatrastar, awesome icon. Mike Sharpe rules. I once met Barry Horowitz not too long ago)

[Elaine Benes]

Babs Kramer

What did Elaine tell Mr. Lippman hurt her teeth?

[IGNTBone]

JujyFruits.

According to Jerry, who is Elaine's own 'Lex Luthor'?

[Brian Damage]

Her father Alton.

Why did George get an atomic wedgie from a bum?

[IGNTBone]

He found out George was eating eclairs from the garbage, and thus, giving bums everywhere a bad name.

What did Jerry's girlfriend put in the toilet of his, as revenge?

[Maestro]

His Tweety Pez dispenser.

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How does Mr. Pitt (& George, & Mr. Morgan, & others) eat their desserts?

[IGNTBone]

They always eat them while sitting down next to each other, as a team. George refused, so he was fired. He also was the only one to not to get dreadfully sick.

What did Jerry do to Mike Moffitt, when Mike kept forgetting to pay Jerry his gambling winnings?

[Dutabi84]

He took it out.

What did he take out?

[IGNTBone]

The Move.

Why did Jerry think he was in trouble, after bumping into Lorraine at the Chinese restaurant?

[Brian Damage]

He never called her the day after.

How did Susan's cabin burn down?

[IGNTBone]

Kramer was visiting George & Susan for the Fourth of July, when he lit a sparkler, and tossed it errantly into the cabin while still lit.

Why did George want his desk remodeled?

[Maestro]

He wanted it to have levels (of course, he could get it any way he wanted it... flat molding, beveled, a shelf, etc.... how ever he wanted, it was his desicion)

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What did Jerry figure must be one of the better policeman jobs a cop could have?

[Brian Damage]

giving lie detector tests to their boyfriends.

How did Bubbleboy's bubble pop?

[IGNTBone]

When he found out Jerry completely missed his birthday visit, he decided to end it all, by popping the bubble.

On what talk show did Kramer spit coffee on the hosts?

[Dutabi84]

Howard Stern

What did Elaine have in a plastic bag she was so concerned about, when they were lost in the parking garage?

[IGNTBone]

A Schnitzer's rye. She didn't want it to get stale.

What animal was Rusty?

[sinatrastar]

The squirrel with the metallic pin in its leg that George forget to bring in out of the rain. (Get it, Rusty??)

Why did Frank rain blows down on another shopper in a store?

[Elaine Benes]

He used his move.

Why did Elaine get an average grade on the IQ test?

[Brian Damage]

She lacked sex for a couple of weeks.

Why was Jerry known as Even Steven?

[IGNTBone]

He had "Evens" in the choose with George, over who got the new apartment. When he won, Jerry called himself "Even Steven".

What went wrong with the NBC jet to Paris, which had to land prematurely?

[Brian Damage]

Kramer stocked his groceries by the engine.

Why did Elaine laugh uncontrollably at a piano recital?

[sinatrastar]

He had "Evens" in the choose with George, over who got the new apartment. When he won, Jerry called himself "Even Steven". by IGNT

and

Kramer stocked his groceries by the engine. by Brian

= Funny stuff.

How did you meet Barry IGNT????

Elaine laughed uncontrollaby at the recital because she had just discovered Kramer's first name.

Why did Elaine think the Rabbi in her building was coming on to her?

[IGNTBone]

He had a thing for non-Jewish women, and she was a "schiksa".

What ruined the "Summer of George"?

[Brian Damage]

It was actually winter.

Why did Kramer have to pick up garbage off the side of the highway?

[Maestro]

It was just part of his role in the new Woody Allen film, Mile 114: The Arthur Berkhardt Expressway

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How does Nana's checking account get overdrawn?

[Brian Damage]

Uncle Leo was secretly skimming the funds.

Why did Elaine repeatedly scream out Stella?

[IGNTBone]

She was trying out new names for herself. "Sharon" and "Susie" weren't good enough.

Why did Elaine throw $20 out of Jerry's window?

[Brian Damage]

She wanted to get Babu Bhatt's attention. She had a little thing for him.

Why was Babu deported?

[Maestro]

He was busted trying to pull a Snapple bottle deposit scam.

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What is considered the key to the [Elaine] vault?

[IGNTBone]

A supply of sponges.

Why did Kramer feel entitled to a free $100 from his bank?

[Maestro]

Because he donated(/stored) so much. In fact... he was so pissed at all their hidden fees and service charges that he withdrew all his blood [ :eek: ] for home storage.

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What did Kramer use to fill Jerry's car radiator with?

[Brian Damage]

Beefarino

Why was Morty screaming in a doctor's office?

[dlemond]

He saw someone wearing a "#1 Dad" shirt.

What did FDR wish upon Kramer?

[Elaine Benes]

Shoehorn hands

What pact did George claim Jerry broke?

[IGNTBone]

The pact that if George found a nicer apartment at his real estate job, they would move in together.

What caused the Puerto Rican flag to catch fire?

[sinatrastar]

:lol: the Snapple, #1 Dad and shoehorn hands references.


Kramer burned it for warmth while he was picketing H&H Bagels.

Why did Kramer launch a campaign designed to drive Kenny Roger's Roasters out of business?

[IGNTBone]

He felt it was an infringement on Roy Rogers' chicken.

Why did Kramer get rid of his fridge?

[dlemond]

Originally posted by IGNTBone
He felt it was an infringement on Roy Rogers' chicken.

Why did Kramer get rid of his fridge?

He decided to put it it on his Peterman reality tour bus.

What happened when George tried to delay the wedding?

[IGNTBone]

She dropped dead.

Why did Uncle Leo steal from a bookstore?

[Brian Damage]

He thought the bookstore was anti-semetic.

Why did Newman despise Keith Hernandez?

[IGNTBone]

He failed to deliver on his two-home run promise, when his son was sick in the hospital.

Why was Kramer trying to stop his mail service?

[Maestro]

He was switching to an all FAX communcation program.
(sccrrreeeeeeeech!!!)

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After Jerry sat through the film, why didn't he know anything about Schindler's List?

[IGNTBone]

He was distracted by Newman throwing Chunky bars at him from behind.

Who is Bob Cobb better known as?

[Maestro]

figured I could speak at length on this one:

a) Pagliacci's great, sad tragic clown-

b) just another able bodied 'gentile' drivin' pretty hard to the hoop-

c) short stocky slow witted bald man that lives with his parents-

d) the Lopper-

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WHat was another name Elaine called The Man Fur?

[IGNTBone]

George 'The Animal' Steele

What car did George have in high school, that he was teased for owning?

[Brian Damage]

Jon Voight's LeBaron

Why did George run out of the bathroom screaming with his pants down by his ankles?

[IGNTBone]

He saw Susan's doll that looks like his mother.

Why was Joe Davola after Jerry?

[Maestro]

He wasn't.
Everyone likes Jer... how could anyone not like him... what's not to like....

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What service does the Mom & Pop store perform?

[Brian Damage]

One Hour Martinizing

Why did George agree to go out with Mrs. Sokol's daughter?

[sinatrastar]

He wanted people to call him the Assman, and figured dating her would be a good start.

Why did George accuse the Foundation members of trying to imtimidate him?

[IGNTBone]

As they were counting up Susan's assets, they were disgusted that she would've married someone like him.

Why did Kramer believe he met Salmon Rushdie in a fitness center?

[Brian Damage]

He heard that Arabs were fanatical about their physiques.

What did Jerry want to take from old man Sid's apartment?

[IGNTBone]

His dentures.

According to George, what 'deal' do humans have with pigeons?

[Maestro]

the deal is....
if George doesn't make the pigeons enter a beauty queen talent show, they won't crash into Elaine's big head when she walks in the park.

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What is it about Kramer's ka-ra-te victories that disapoint Elaine?

(it's hard to have better answers than what happened on the show :) )

[Brian Damage]

He has to use his Kavorka as a weapon.

What did George say that led to his affair with a married woman?

[Maestro]

"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate... I've got it all!"

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What future child name did George become very posessive about?

[Brian Damage]

Zippy

What did Calvin Klein offer Kramer?

[IGNTBone]

His own line of Roll-out tie dispensers.

What made it so easy for someone to steal Jerry's car?

[Elaine Benes]

He leaves it running to heat up Kramer's dinner under the hood.

Why did Kramer call Elaine Carol and George Mike?

[sinatrastar]

After inhaling flea poison he couldnt really think straight.

Why did Jeffrey get moved from Central to Riverside Park?

[IGNTBone]

His father Leo always came over and bothered him on the job, so the city transferred him, so it wouldn't happen.

Why was Jerry so insistant in wanting to call Kramer after the NBC meeting?

[Brian Damage]

Kramer was a ghost writer for Jerry's pilot.

What idea did George give George Wendt at the Tonite Show?

[IGNTBone]

To ask the producers to move 'Cheers' to CBS or ABC, so that the 'Jerry' pilot would have a better chance.

Who are the "Friends O' Clyde"?

[Brian Damage]

a wild pack of teenagers that terrorize people in their cars.

Why was Kramer giving both George and Elaine the cold shoulder?

[IGNTBone]

He was practicing just how to give a perfect 'snub'.

Why did Estelle finally seperate from Frank, after they'd patched things up once before?

[Maestro]

(Friends O' Clyde http://www.aaa-backgrounds.com/clipart/animfact2/baseball.gif :) )

Because after her conversion to the Yung Sun Moon sect, member conections led her to the discovery of his affair with Kim (plus his stinky feet).

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What plastic surgery did Estelle have performed on herself?

[IGNTBone]

Rhinoplasty, and it was horribly botched.

Why did George refuse to get his mom a sandwich, while he visited her in the hospital?