View Full Version : The wrong answer game for Seinfeld
IGNTBone
12-01-2003, 11:23 PM
He heard that his movie idol, Jon Voight, bit Kramer, and he wanted to do the same.
What does the phrase "Yada, Yada, Yada" mean?
TGirl
12-02-2003, 09:35 AM
It was Jerry's pet name for Elaine (because she HATED to be called "schmoopy".)
Why didn't Elaine want to accept the cashmere sweater that George gave her?
Brian Damage
12-02-2003, 10:11 AM
It had fleas.
Why didn't Kramer want Jerry to shave his chest hair?
sinatrastar
12-02-2003, 10:17 AM
He wanted to be the only one in the building with a clean-shaven chest.
When Jerry and Kramer got to go to the second hockey game, what was the small 'catch'?
Brian Damage
12-02-2003, 10:22 AM
They had to streak on the ice.
What did Puddy do that got the priest sick?
IGNTBone
12-02-2003, 01:07 PM
Switched his holy water with vodka.
What is Puddy's favorite fast-food joint?
Brian Damage
12-02-2003, 02:44 PM
Mandelbaum's Crepe Hut...Crepes done fast!
sinatrastar
12-02-2003, 02:57 PM
Your up Sue Ellen :wave:
Brian Damage
12-03-2003, 10:21 AM
Why did Jerry refuse to eat what Poppie cooked?
IGNTBone
12-03-2003, 01:10 PM
He refused to eat any of Poppy's cooking, until Poppy paid for Jerry's urine-stained couch.
What candy landed into a patient's open stomach, during an operation?
almostgolden
12-03-2003, 01:42 PM
A giant Chunky.
What game did George play with the Bubble Boy?
sinatrastar
12-03-2003, 01:55 PM
Ring around the Bubble Boy.
Why did Jerry refuse to sign an autograph for the red-neck waitress?
Brian Damage
12-03-2003, 05:12 PM
He was prejudice against the red neck community.
Why did Kramer make out with a mannequin?
sinatrastar
12-03-2003, 05:59 PM
Because he couldnt get a date after he lost his chick-magnet jacket.
Why did George's girlfriend suspect his muscle car might not be his?
Brian Damage
12-03-2003, 07:34 PM
He doesn't have muscles.
Why did George pretend to be European in a fancy store?
TGirl
12-03-2003, 09:45 PM
He actually is European and has been fooling Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer into thinking he is a New Yorker.
What did George eat out of the trash can?
IGNTBone
12-03-2003, 10:16 PM
A calzone from Pizzano's.
Why did Kramer cook an entire meal in his shower?
sinatrastar
12-03-2003, 10:37 PM
Because his hot-tub was on the fritz.
Why did Jerry 'freak out' on an airoplane?
IGNTBone
12-03-2003, 10:43 PM
The sheer luck of flying first class, next to a supermodel, and eating hot fudge sundaes was more than he could bear.
Where did Jerry tell the mall cop his father had been, as an excuse for urinating in the garage?
sinatrastar
12-03-2003, 10:45 PM
He told him his dad had been locked in Harry Flemming's moth infested warehouse for over a week.
Why did Jackie Chiles refuse to represent Kramer's girlfriend in a criminal case?
IGNTBone
12-03-2003, 10:49 PM
Being that he was having an affair with her on the sly, it would've been a conflict of interest.
Why couldn't Jerry tell the blonde-in-the- blue-sweatpants who had bashed into her car?
sinatrastar
12-03-2003, 11:53 PM
Although she appeared sweet, she actually was a well-known badass and Jerry feared she might cause him bodily harm.
Why didn't Kramer customarily knock when entering Mr. Seinfeld's apartment?
dlemond
12-04-2003, 12:31 AM
Because knocking on his door reminded Jerry of Newman and his evil Drake's Cake death wish knock.
Why did Jerry think he should take the first class seat before Elaine on a flight back home?
IGNTBone
12-04-2003, 12:43 AM
For her safety. Being a true gentleman, Jerry wanted to sacrifice himself for Elaine if the plane crashed.
Who had the nickname of "Vegetable Lasagna"?
Brian Damage
12-04-2003, 10:56 AM
Newman...although he didn't appear it. Newman loved Vegatable Lasagna.
What did Al Neche tell Daphne about George?
IGNTBone
12-04-2003, 01:08 PM
That his true identitiy was Art Vandalay, an architect from Arkansas.
Why did George refer to Kramer as "Batman"?
sinatrastar
12-04-2003, 01:54 PM
Because of Kramer's odd habit of sleeping upside down in his wood filled apartment.
How did George get his gym teacher in trouble?
IGNTBone
12-04-2003, 10:26 PM
Slipped a mickey in his water flask, and the guy keeled over in front of the school principal.
What was the video Kramer and Newman saw in Jerry's bedroom, as one of Kramer's "blood brother" favors?
sinatrastar
12-04-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by IGNTBone
Slipped a mickey in his water flask, and the guy keeled over in front of the school principal.
:lol:
Dunstun Checks In.
sinatrastar
12-04-2003, 11:39 PM
Why did Jerry refuse to eat at 4:00 pm?
IGNTBone
12-04-2003, 11:45 PM
He prefers not to have dinner till 9pm, and boy, is that an experience!
How did George end up working for Pendant Publishing?
sinatrastar
12-04-2003, 11:48 PM
His work on the Penske Project convinced Paul Pendant that he was the rught man for the job.
Why did Newman almost get evicted?
Brian Damage
12-05-2003, 10:03 AM
He refused to put his picture up in the building lobby.
How did Jerry get 25% off all dry cleaning?
IGNTBone
12-05-2003, 02:17 PM
The owner likes comedians, and always gives them a discount.
Why did Jerry break it off with his nudist girlfriend?
sinatrastar
12-05-2003, 08:32 PM
She could not get served at Monk's coffee shop because she refused to wear a shirt and Jerry chose the coffee shop over her.
Why did Kramer and the Soup Nazi hit it off?
IGNTBone
12-05-2003, 10:12 PM
He was the only customer to order perfectly every time.
Uncle Leo is the brother of whom?
sinatrastar
12-06-2003, 11:33 AM
Jackie Chiles, by different fathers.
Why did Newman agree to help Kramer win over Jerry's girlfriend?
TGirl
12-06-2003, 01:49 PM
Kramer promised him a life-time supply of Drake's coffee cakes.
Why did Kramer despise Keith Hernandez?
Brian Damage
12-06-2003, 02:03 PM
He was a Don Mattingly fan.
How did Toby lose her pinky toe?
TGirl
12-06-2003, 02:56 PM
It was ran over by a tractor -- and was thereafter referred to as "The Tractor Story."
Why did Elaine follow Sidra into the sauna?
Brian Damage
12-06-2003, 09:23 PM
To see if she was sponge worthy.
Why did George seduce his cousin?
IGNTBone
12-07-2003, 12:18 AM
To try and get out of his engagement to Susan.
Why didn't Elaine get the vacant apartment above Jerry?
TGirl
12-07-2003, 09:46 AM
She decided to move to Burma instead (where rent is much cheaper).
Who idolized Edward Scissorhands?
Brian Damage
12-07-2003, 10:44 AM
Newman
Why did Frankie Merman dig a hole in central park?
sinatrastar
12-07-2003, 12:30 PM
He was wearing his puffy shirt and was overwhelmed by a desire to look for buried treasure.
Why did Jerry end up with a cast on his hand after dating manhands?
IGNTBone
12-07-2003, 01:07 PM
It was a surgical procedure done, due to his insecurity, to make his own hands even more 'manly'.
How did Elaine come to be president of the Peterman catalog?
sinatrastar
12-07-2003, 07:14 PM
She followed Kramer's advice, and slept with Mr. Ipswitch, the accountant.
Why was Elaine attracted to Fred, the guy who didnt remember meeting her before?
TGirl
12-07-2003, 08:04 PM
Elaine felt very comfortable with him -- since he was one of the few men in New York who DIDN'T see her exposed nipple.
What is Jumbalaya?
IGNTBone
12-07-2003, 10:22 PM
An exclamation of joy Newman shouts, whenever he's excited over something.
Why does Jerry oppose giving a 'day-after-thank-you'?
TGirl
12-07-2003, 11:00 PM
Because he prefers to kiss hello.
Why did Jerry harrass the old woman for her marble rye?
IGNTBone
12-07-2003, 11:16 PM
After the people before him bought the last Chocolate Bobka, he was desperate.
Why did George have Kramer pick up Estelle after her eye surgery?
sinatrastar
12-08-2003, 09:37 PM
He thought they might hit it off.
Why did Jerry have 4 gypsy magicians after him?
IGNTBone
12-08-2003, 11:21 PM
They were Banya's friends, and upset at Jerry's contempt for him.
Why was Elaine absent from the (actual) pilot episode?
Brian Damage
12-09-2003, 10:32 AM
Larry David had a problem with women.
Why did Rebecca Demornay argue with Elaine?
IGNTBone
12-09-2003, 01:45 PM
She refused to fulfill her janitorial duties.
What movie was the gang so eager to get to, while waiting in the Chinese restaurant?
sinatrastar
12-09-2003, 02:51 PM
The premiere of Sack Lunch.
Why did Elaine dress up in disguise when she attended the taping of the pilot?
MillenniumMan831
12-09-2003, 04:47 PM
She didn't want to get into a fight with "The Real Elaine" actress portraying her.
Why did Toby heckle Jerry at the comedy club?
Brian Damage
12-09-2003, 06:36 PM
She much preferred Bania's material instead.
Why did Kramer adopt a highway?
IGNTBone
12-09-2003, 09:11 PM
He was planning to construct his "make your own pizza" place on it.
What does it mean to "Stuff your sorries in a sack"?
Brian Damage
12-10-2003, 11:07 AM
It's dirty talk from Jerry.
Why did Elaine need a tetanus shot?
sinatrastar
12-10-2003, 11:40 AM
Jon Voight bit her soft, succulent calf.
Why did Mr. Pitt keep staring at a painting?
Brian Damage
12-10-2003, 11:48 AM
He found the painting to be loathsome and offensive...yet he couldn't look away.
Why did Kramer want Newman's birthday wish?
IGNTBone
12-10-2003, 01:19 PM
He sold off all of his to pay off the Texan at the airport.
What did Jerry refer to his girlfriend as, when she could get anything she wanted?
sinatrastar
12-10-2003, 05:27 PM
One hot hoochie-momma.
What did Estelle do to improve her odds of finding a man after her seperation from Frank?
IGNTBone
12-10-2003, 09:11 PM
She hit on Kramer, who had returned her advances by 'stopping short'.
Who coaxed Jerry to wear the Puffy Shirt?
sinatrastar
12-11-2003, 12:09 AM
The fat-free yogurt store owners, so that it would hide his growing gut and they would not be exposed as frauds on the Today Show.
Why did Jerry give Elaine a cigar store Indian?
IGNTBone
12-11-2003, 12:18 AM
He made it in her likeness.
What was George's favorite chocolate drink?
TGirl
12-11-2003, 06:12 AM
SlimFast (Jerry's gut wasn't the only one that got bigger due to the fat free yogurt scam).
TGirl
12-11-2003, 06:29 AM
What incident was responsible for Kramer's hatred towards US Postal Service?
IGNTBone
12-11-2003, 12:31 PM
Newman wouldn't share his broccolli with him.
Why did Elaine short out her neighbor's electricity?
sinatrastar
12-11-2003, 03:04 PM
She wanted him to stop cooking potatos.
What did Mr. Pitt find intoxicating about Woody Woodpecker?
IGNTBone
12-11-2003, 10:20 PM
The smoothly-drawn animation of his cartoons
Why was Kramer thrown in a sack into the Hudson River?
sinatrastar
12-11-2003, 11:20 PM
It was Newman's revenge after Kramer screwed him over on the radar detector / bike helmet trade.
What did Kramer think of the carpet sweeper?
IGNTBone
12-11-2003, 11:47 PM
It would be a great Festivus gift
What was wrong with Newman's Millenium party?
TGirl
12-12-2003, 08:43 AM
Jerry forgot to bring the marble rye.
Why did the Soup Nazi despise Elaine?
Brian Damage
12-12-2003, 11:42 AM
She hated soup.
Why did Babu call Jerry a very bad man?
IGNTBone
12-12-2003, 12:06 PM
Because he stole the Marble Rye.
What happened to JFK's golf clubs?
sinatrastar
12-12-2003, 02:15 PM
Jack Klompas, one of Jack Ruby's business associates, bought them.
Why did Kramer kick Newman out of a mail truck?
Brian Damage
12-12-2003, 06:12 PM
He had fleas.
Why did Jimmy punch Kramer?
IGNTBone
12-12-2003, 10:36 PM
Kramer wouldn't buy Jimmy a meal at Mendy's after Jimmy gave Kramer his shoes.
What did George accuse Jerry of stealing, during the "contest"?
TGirl
12-13-2003, 12:31 AM
His Twix candy bar.
Why did Elaine buy a whole case of Sponges?
Brian Damage
12-13-2003, 10:12 AM
It was Fleet Week.
How did Kramer cause Jerry's apartment to be robbed?
IGNTBone
12-13-2003, 01:35 PM
He abused his key privledges when he let in a gang of street toughs, who beat Kramer up, and stole Jerry's things.
Why was George begging Jerry's folks to let him rob them?
TGirl
12-13-2003, 01:35 PM
He was overheard while describing Jerry's exquisite collection of Pez dispensers.
How did George cheat on his IQ test?
Elaine Benes
12-13-2003, 01:37 PM
He had crib notes written on his hand.
Why did George create a candy lineup?
TGirl
12-13-2003, 01:37 PM
Sorry IGNTBone, I guess we posted at the same time. I'll answer your question.
Because he wanted to make up for an impoverished childhood?
How did George cheat on his IQ test?
IGNTBone
12-13-2003, 01:41 PM
He stopped having sex, as to boost his intellegence (Once he passed, his girlfriend "rewarded" him, and therefore, never caught on).
What is known as "double dipping"?
TGirl
12-13-2003, 03:03 PM
Going from the pool to the jacuzzi.
Why did Jerry shave his chest?
MillenniumMan831
12-13-2003, 03:07 PM
Kramer read a Penthouse letter saying women preferred smooth chested guys over hairy ones.
Why was George wearing a big, gortex coat?
IGNTBone
12-14-2003, 12:55 AM
He met a woman he liked while wearing it, so he wore it during his trip to India for good luck.
Why did Kramer fear he was somehow involved in the murder of a dry cleaner employee?
TGirl
12-14-2003, 09:42 AM
The incident was coincidentally tied together with the Keith Hernandez conspiracy.
What did Jerry put on Elaines lap during George's girlfriend's piano recital?
Brian Damage
12-14-2003, 10:56 AM
"It"
Why did Puddy high five Jerry so much?
sinatrastar
12-14-2003, 12:06 PM
He wanted to become Jerry's key-brother.
Why was Elaine willing to give up sex for a long period of time?
Brian Damage
12-14-2003, 01:05 PM
She ran out of sponges.
Why did Kramer put cement in a washing machine?
TGirl
12-14-2003, 01:41 PM
It was too difficult to mix cement in the blender -- so the washing machine was the obvious solution?
Where did Newman want to get transferred to?
IGNTBone
12-14-2003, 01:56 PM
Korea, so he could visit a long-lost love.
Why was George telling Jerry to "Stuff your sorries in a sack"?
Brian Damage
12-14-2003, 03:09 PM
he wanted them for his life long sorry collection.
What did Elaine create for the cover of the Peterman catalogue?
TGirl
12-14-2003, 08:47 PM
The urban kimono.
Why did Kramer have to "sneak around" in order to eat at the Kenny Rogers chicken place?
IGNTBone
12-14-2003, 10:21 PM
He was the card-carrying president of the Roy Rogers fan club.
What did Elaine replace the piece of valuble wedding cake from Peterman's fridge with?
TGirl
12-14-2003, 10:51 PM
A sliver of a Drake's coffee cake.
Who said: "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!"
IGNTBone
12-14-2003, 11:19 PM
Uncle Leo, whom was calling from the Plaza Hotel, and bragging about it.
How did Kramer and Mickey solve their double date dilema?
Brian Damage
12-15-2003, 10:54 AM
they decided to just go out with eachother instead.
Why was Newman almost evicted by Silvio?
IGNTBone
12-15-2003, 12:15 PM
He couldn't come up with $5000 rent, so he sold the 'Son-of-Sam' mailbag.
Who had a great 'John Houseman' name?
sinatrastar
12-15-2003, 02:53 PM
Yev Kassem
Why did Newman have a picture of nearly naked George and nearly naked photo studio guy displayed in the post office?
Brian Damage
12-15-2003, 05:41 PM
They were posing for the new U.S. Post office calendar.
How did Jerry end up with Kramer's blood in him?
IGNTBone
12-15-2003, 11:18 PM
After getting the bends from deep-sea diving in Florida, he needed a transfusion. Since Kramer was there anyway running for condo board president, he donated blood.
Why was Kramer getting seizures from the TV?
sinatrastar
12-15-2003, 11:26 PM
The steel plate implanted in his head from his encounter with Davola was set off by the Televison.
Why did Jerry suggest Elaine go to Kramer's karate class?
TGirl
12-16-2003, 12:58 AM
So she could learn to fend off sexual advances from young Jewish boys.
Why didn't Jerry participate in Elaine's bachelor auction?
IGNTBone
12-16-2003, 01:12 AM
He got in touch with his feelings, and proposed to her instead.
Why is Neumann so enamored with Elaine?
sinatrastar
12-16-2003, 09:45 AM
He found her big head irresistable.
Why was Crazy Joe Davola stalking Kramer?
IGNTBone
12-16-2003, 12:20 PM
He wanted the helmet back that Neumann stole from him.
According to Jerry & George, what breakfast food can be very filling?
sinatrastar
12-16-2003, 12:37 PM
Crepes topped with flavorful peaches.
When Jerry posed as 'the mad bomber' what demand did he make?
Brian Damage
12-16-2003, 02:44 PM
A lifetime supply of Chinese gum and Grape Nuts.
According to George, what was a relationship killer?
IGNTBone
12-16-2003, 09:24 PM
'Bad Naked'
What were the names of George's horses, at his fake house in the Hamptons?
sinatrastar
12-17-2003, 12:41 AM
Shlomo and Slippery Pete.
Why did George have to use a fishing pole to bet bread into his in-laws place?
Brian Damage
12-17-2003, 09:37 AM
His Cherry picker was on the fritz.
Why was Elaine leery about being Sue Ellen Mishke's Maid of honor?
IGNTBone
12-17-2003, 12:28 PM
She was more used to being a 'best man' for lesbian weddings.
Why did George purposely try to get fired from the Yankees?
Brian Damage
12-17-2003, 02:45 PM
He got a better offer from Tyler Chicken.
Why did Steinbrenner think George was dead?
sinatrastar
12-17-2003, 03:02 PM
Because his flight to Cuba was hijacked by 3 Dominicans.
Why did Jerry fear Mr. Marbles?
IGNTBone
12-17-2003, 09:18 PM
It brought up repressed memories of his pre-comedy days, when he tried ventriliquism.
What was the transaction Uncle Leo made with Jerry in a resturant men's room?
Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 10:51 AM
50 bucks for Leo to shut up about Jeffrey and the parks dept.
What did Jerry tell Manya he hated?
sinatrastar
12-18-2003, 11:05 AM
Her potato salad recipe, he told her it tasted like a rotting pony carcass.
Why did Julio tell Jerry that he was in no hurry to fix anything in Jerry's apartment?
Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 11:13 AM
He heard he had fleas.
Why did George mention Kramer's name to the eyeglass salesman?
IGNTBone
12-18-2003, 01:02 PM
He thought Kramer was such a cool guy, he was bragging to everyone that they were friends.
Where did Jerry finally find his father's lost wallet?
sinatrastar
12-18-2003, 01:15 PM
In a meatpacking plant that George claimed was a nightclub.
Why did Cosmo assume his girlfriend Connie wanted him dead?
IGNTBone
12-18-2003, 01:26 PM
Her birthday wish was for Kramer to drop dead.
What are 'Jimmy Legs'?
Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 02:09 PM
The name of Elaine's dance.
What made a swooshing noise on George?
sinatrastar
12-18-2003, 08:12 PM
His Van Buren Boyz insignia.
What kind of stories did Kramer buy off of Newman?
Brian Damage
12-18-2003, 10:31 PM
stories about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.
How did George cost a busboy his job?
sinatrastar
12-18-2003, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
stories about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.
How did George cost a busboy his job?
:lol:
IGNTBone
12-19-2003, 12:28 PM
He kissed him in the restaurant...not that there's anything wrong with that.
What did Jerry and George dare Elaine to do in the Chinese restaurant?
sinatrastar
12-19-2003, 12:42 PM
Show the waiter some 'nip' to get in the restaurant faster.
Why did the waiter in the Chinese Restaurant yell out "Cartwright!"?
Brian Damage
12-19-2003, 02:19 PM
He was a big Bonanza fan.
How did Eric the clown put out the grease fire?
sinatrastar
12-19-2003, 02:26 PM
He dumped a bucket of Kramer's blood on it.
Why did Newman threaten to jump off of his apartment building?
IGNTBone
12-19-2003, 10:27 PM
He was jealous that George bought Jo(h)n Voight's car, so he wanted to wreck it by falling on top if it from the building's roof.
Why was Jerry spying on Elaine's co-worker in the men's room?
sinatrastar
12-20-2003, 12:25 AM
Since he was always sniffing, Elaine thought he was a cocaine addict and Jerry was trying to confirm this.
Why did J. Peterman leave New York for a cave?
Brian Damage
12-20-2003, 10:53 AM
He heard that cave dwellers were impecable dressers.
Why did George wear a shirt stained with chocolate sauce on it?
IGNTBone
12-20-2003, 06:40 PM
He was pitching an idea for the 'Bosco Shirt' to J. Peterman.
Why was Jerry paranoid of being gunned down in his apartment by the FBI?
sinatrastar
12-21-2003, 12:37 AM
He made many fake charitable deductions and suspected the FBI or the IRS would be after him soon.
Why did 2 Russian guys 'crash' the baby shower Elaine was throwing?
IGNTBone
12-21-2003, 02:27 AM
They were actually looking for Neumann's Millenium party.
Why did Kramer get a vasectomy?
Brian Damage
12-21-2003, 10:54 AM
After the kids from his Karate class beat him up, he vowed never to have children of his own.
Why did Elaine leave a dirty message for Jerry at his club?
IGNTBone
12-21-2003, 01:23 PM
It was a response to his emotional marriage proposal.
What halted production of the Woody Allen movie that Kramer had a part in?
Brian Damage
12-21-2003, 02:33 PM
Kramer accidentally punched out Woody after an all out melee ensued.
Whose attention was Kramer trying to get at Dinky Doughnuts?
IGNTBone
12-21-2003, 03:00 PM
Mickey Mantle
What TV show did Jerry have a hard time confessing to having watched?
Brian Damage
12-21-2003, 03:06 PM
Bob Patterson
Why did Kramer take a photo of his accountant on the toilet?
sinatrastar
12-21-2003, 08:19 PM
Because he thought it would go well with his shot of the shirtless Krueger.
What did George call the most boring moment of his life?
IGNTBone
12-21-2003, 10:21 PM
Proposing to Susan.
What is 'The Human Fund'?
Brian Damage
12-22-2003, 10:33 AM
It's a charity that helps the homeless get something to eat(muffin stumps) and find work.(rickshaw)
Why did Mr. Pitt fire Elaine?
IGNTBone
12-22-2003, 12:36 PM
She bought him the wrong socks.
How did George intend on having his parents pay attention to him more?
sinatrastar
12-22-2003, 02:19 PM
He ran around Yankee Stadium with only a skin-tight flesh colored body suit.
Why did Earl Haffler think Cosmo tried to hustle him?
Brian Damage
12-22-2003, 10:21 PM
He told him that papanick was the mother of a mudder.
Why did Elaine and Frank come to blows at the police station?
IGNTBone
12-22-2003, 11:09 PM
He was there on business with his caped lawyer, and when he saw Elaine there, he told her how insulted he was she didn't say hello to him on the street. One thing then led to another.
What did Jerry's girlfriend toss in his toilet, as revenge for her toothbrush?
TGirl
12-23-2003, 04:59 AM
His PEZ dispenser.
Why was Elaine's co-worker leery about having to share a bathroom with her?
Brian Damage
12-23-2003, 09:19 AM
Her hair smelled like B.O.
Why was Elaine late to meet her father?
IGNTBone
12-23-2003, 12:18 PM
She was looking for extra Sponges.
Why did a floury Kramer and Neumann forcefully disturb Kenny Banya's stand up act?
Brian Damage
12-23-2003, 01:46 PM
They were protesting Bania's mistreatment of the fine product of Ovaltine.
How did Jerry's suede jacket get ruined?
sinatrastar
12-23-2003, 08:10 PM
Kramer spilled metal polish for his slicer on the jacket.
Why did Elaine's father think George was gay?
Brian Damage
12-23-2003, 10:16 PM
He said Jerry's jacket looked "fabulous."
Who was the lady Jerry couldn't figure out at the Chinese restaurant?
IGNTBone
12-24-2003, 11:52 AM
His fourth-grade teacher.
Why was George so obsessed with a bum camped out in front of the library?
Brian Damage
12-24-2003, 04:47 PM
He thought it was his father's long lost cousin Carlo.
Why was Moffit afraid of Jerry?
IGNTBone
12-24-2003, 10:09 PM
He wouldn't let him into the building, and then he killed his pet parrot.
Why is Jerry obsessed with Superman?
DarwinEx
12-26-2003, 12:53 AM
He loved the idea of wearing a cape.
Why did Jerry try to get Uncle Leo to break up with his girlfriend?
IGNTBone
12-26-2003, 12:56 AM
Jerry had the hots for her.
What sealed the deal for Kramer's Coffee Table Book to finally get published?
Brian Damage
12-26-2003, 01:57 PM
He went partners with Littman on the muffin top idea.
Why did Kramer get attacked at an Aids walk?
IGNTBone
12-26-2003, 10:13 PM
They found out he got a woman's phone number off of their confidential list.
Why did George drag the Rosses to upstate NY under false pretenses?
Brian Damage
12-28-2003, 02:22 PM
He took them up there so Jerry could sneak a marble rye into their home.
What bet did Todd Gak lose to Elaine?
IGNTBone
12-28-2003, 09:54 PM
That Tolstoy's original title for "War And Peace" was "War, What is it Good For?"
What did Kramer say made him glad that Jerry took away his spare key privledges?
Brian Damage
12-29-2003, 07:21 PM
He no longer had to eat Jerry's putrid supermarket fruit.
Who did Kramer rescue from the hospital?
IGNTBone
12-29-2003, 11:51 PM
The Bubble Boy.
Why did Kramer & Jerry grave-rob a pet cemetary?
TGirl
12-30-2003, 04:57 AM
Because Kramer wanted a pet that didn't require a lot of maintenance.
Why was George walking around the streets of NYC dressed as Henry VIII?
IGNTBone
12-30-2003, 09:20 AM
The tall women he met loved it for foreplay.
Why did Elaine borrow Jerry's car to haul loads of trash?
Brian Damage
12-31-2003, 10:33 AM
There were no rickshaws available.
Why did Jerry, George and Kramer visit Tor Eckman?
IGNTBone
12-31-2003, 01:49 PM
He was one of the senior citizens they sponsored in the friendship organization.
What happened to George's toupee?
Brian Damage
12-31-2003, 04:09 PM
He purposely left it at a girlfriend's house and it mysteriously disappeared.
Why did George turn purple?
IGNTBone
12-31-2003, 08:13 PM
The very real results of his seemingly false heart attack.
What cartoon does Jerry watch to keep his mind off the nudist living across the street?
Brian Damage
01-01-2004, 02:46 PM
Mr. Magoo
Why did Elaine hang out in a storage closet?
IGNTBone
01-01-2004, 10:13 PM
The smell of amonia takes her back to many happy childhood memories.
Why was Jerry's accountant sniffling?
Brian Damage
01-01-2004, 11:53 PM
He was allergic to George's toupee.
How did Jerry cost Miss Rhode Island the pageant?
IGNTBone
01-02-2004, 12:02 AM
He bribed Kramer to take a hike, then they engaged in some private moments.
What bet did George lose to Jerry, that resulted in an airport pickup?
Brian Damage
01-02-2004, 03:18 PM
That Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
How did Rabbi Glickman betray Elaine's trust?
sinatrastar
01-02-2004, 05:23 PM
He revealed that she had a storage locker full of sponges.
Why did Elaine steal a Jesus Fish from a car?
Brian Damage
01-02-2004, 05:33 PM
She was Really hungry fasting for that medical examination.
Why did George cry to Susan?
IGNTBone
01-02-2004, 10:10 PM
She made him drop his hot dog in the dirt.
How was Festivus started?
Brian Damage
01-03-2004, 12:27 PM
It was started one year after George's brother mysteriously dropped off the face of the planet.
Why George get upset that his girlfriend handed Elaine the big salad?
IGNTBone
01-03-2004, 12:46 PM
He assumed that, being a man, he was strong enough to carry the "big salad", and his lady friend would only too easily drop it.
Why was George so anxious to switch an answering machine tape?
Brian Damage
01-03-2004, 12:53 PM
He wanted everybody to hear his song "I'm not Home."
Why did Elaine agree to go out with the stationary store clerk?
IGNTBone
01-03-2004, 12:59 PM
He was spongeworthy.
Why did Peterman take George along, when visiting his sick mother?
Brian Damage
01-03-2004, 01:00 PM
His mother was a big Yankee fan.
Why did Kramer drive Steve Gendason to see his fish?
IGNTBone
01-03-2004, 01:04 PM
The tank hadn't been cleaned in weeks.
Why did Kramer take dog medicine?
Brian Damage
01-03-2004, 01:06 PM
He caught fleas from Jerry's apartment.
Why did Jerry refuse to kiss Newman's ex-girlfriend?
IGNTBone
01-03-2004, 04:36 PM
He dropped her toothbrush in the toilet.
Why was Kramer avoiding the cable guy?
Brian Damage
01-03-2004, 04:39 PM
He was fooling around with his wife.
Why did Mr. Littman cancel the rest of Kramer's media tour for his coffee table book?
IGNTBone
01-03-2004, 10:17 PM
After a while, he decided he disliked the cigar store indian, so he took away Kramer's book tour out of spite.
Why did Puddy refuse Jerry's patronage at the garage?
sinatrastar
01-04-2004, 12:02 AM
He had heard that his he had heckled Toby at her workplace and was afraid of a similar heckling attack.
Why did an old man try to bite Jerry's friends?
IGNTBone
01-04-2004, 12:14 AM
It was justifible. He thought they were reaching for his wallet.
Why did Elaine make a little boy think his grandma had died?
Brian Damage
01-04-2004, 12:27 PM
She hated old people, she was anti-aging.
Why did George want his head covered in oil?
IGNTBone
01-04-2004, 10:27 PM
So it would smell like roasting poultry, like Kramer's skin.
What was Kramer's "Plan B" to sabotage the Mayan clothing store?
TGirl
01-05-2004, 07:27 AM
To secretly replace all the Guatemalan blouses with puffy shirts?
Why did the close-talker want to spend all his free time hangin' with Jerry's parents?
sinatrastar
01-05-2004, 11:41 AM
He was trying to steal Morty's design for a brimless rain hat.
Why did Bookman have it in for Jerry?
Brian Damage
01-05-2004, 04:11 PM
He reminded him of someone he knew in Korea, which wasn't good.
Why was Jean-Paul late for the marathon?
sinatrastar
01-05-2004, 05:17 PM
He was waiting in Kramer's car while Kramer got instructions on how to care for his friend's parrot.
Why did George pay a visit to Russle Dalrymple's home?
Brian Damage
01-05-2004, 06:56 PM
He wanted to get another glance at Russell's daughter's cleavage.
Why did Kramer buy an industrial strength heat pump?
IGNTBone
01-05-2004, 11:22 PM
To make up for smashing Jerry's air conditioner.
Why was George obsessed with an auto mechanic?
sinatrastar
01-05-2004, 11:26 PM
He heard that the mechanic knew Jerry's secret "move".
Why did Elaine try to steal Mr. Lippman's newspaper?
IGNTBone
01-05-2004, 11:38 PM
She heard that the NY Times had printed her Christmas nipple shot, and she wanted to grab as many papers as possible.
What caused Kramer to vomit on Susan?
Brian Damage
01-06-2004, 01:22 PM
Bad cantalope
What did Elaine confide in Rabbi Glickman?
IGNTBone
01-06-2004, 01:41 PM
That she dreamt she had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman.
Why did Jerry agree to lose a tennis match?
sinatrastar
01-07-2004, 12:03 AM
In order to get Marcelino to take down his bounced clown check.
Why did Elaine accompany Uncle Leo to the doctor?
Brian Damage
01-07-2004, 10:25 AM
She had a thing for the doctor.
Why did Elaine call Jerry a racist?
IGNTBone
01-07-2004, 02:23 PM
Because he harassed an Asian mail carrier for directions to a Chinese restaurant.
What was George's excuse for knocking everyone down after the fire at the birthday party?
sinatrastar
01-07-2004, 03:35 PM
He had uromysatitis and had to get to the bathroom real quick.
What did Jerry tell Kramer to look for in the stockroom?
Brian Damage
01-07-2004, 06:49 PM
His Puffy shirt
Why was Jerry disappointed with Donna Chang?
IGNTBone
01-07-2004, 09:51 PM
She had 'man-hands'
Why did Jerry refuse to race his high school friend?
Maestro
01-07-2004, 11:28 PM
Because Kramer took his favorite running shoes to The Mom & Pop Store
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Jerry broke up with a girlfriend because she did what to her peas?
IGNTBone
01-07-2004, 11:50 PM
Pretended to eat them, but dumped them in Jerry's overcoat when he wasn't looking.
Why did Jerry spend six hours breaking up with a girlfriend, only to beg for forgiveness as soon as he reached her front stoop?
Maestro
01-08-2004, 12:09 AM
It was the same neighborhood where the Smog Strangler was on the prowl
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Kramer went to LA to do what?
sinatrastar
01-08-2004, 01:09 AM
Whoa, a Maestro sighting on the wrong answer thread, that is almost as rare as an IGNTBone sighting on a non-Wrong Answer thread ;)
Kramer went to LA to find the family of circus performers who stole Jerry's Friar's Club crested jacket and turned Jerry into a laughing stock of the entertainment community.
What did Elaine throw at her moving-man ex-boyfriend that apparently ruined Jerry's old couch?
IGNTBone
01-08-2004, 10:15 AM
Her urine sample.
Why was Lloyd Braun dismissed from his advisor position?
Maestro
01-08-2004, 03:31 PM
Because he had sexual intercourse with the cleaning woman on his desk ("Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?")
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Jerry (& George) was stunned to find out that Elaine faked what with Jerry?
Brian Damage
01-08-2004, 04:32 PM
laughs at his act.
What was Poppy and Kramer going into business together for?
Maestro
01-08-2004, 05:04 PM
To make anti-bactirial hand soap.
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What did Kramer do with a Junior Mint?
sinatrastar
01-08-2004, 05:18 PM
Invented something he called a "Junior Mint Junior" using his industrial slicer.
What odd habit of Leonardo Da Vinci did Kramer try to imitate?
Brian Damage
01-08-2004, 06:15 PM
swim in the Hudson River.
Why was George desperate to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Maestro
01-08-2004, 06:45 PM
He thought Marissa Tomei was in it.
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What did the gang (J,E & G) do when George revealed the K-Man's 1st name?
IGNTBone
01-08-2004, 08:08 PM
Urged Kramer to change it, since his now-full name was identical to the infamous Lopper.
What sitcom did George and Susan often watch while in bed?
Maestro
01-08-2004, 09:23 PM
My Two Dads & Swiss Family Robinson
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What did Georgie sorta' have to buy from one of Jerry's love interests?
IGNTBone
01-08-2004, 10:10 PM
A massage chair shipped from Deleware.
What did Joe Davola have against Jerry?
sinatrastar
01-08-2004, 10:36 PM
swim in the Hudson River.
Da Vinci discovered New York?? ;)
Davola resented Jerry inventing the Umbrella twirl.
Why was J Peterman so distraught over Susie's death?
IGNTBone
01-08-2004, 11:19 PM
She was his sister.
What did Elaine 'fake' with Jerry?
sinatrastar
01-09-2004, 12:04 PM
Her dislike of Newman.
According to Eastern European tradition, a Comedian possesses what special 'powers'?
IGNTBone
01-09-2004, 12:20 PM
All the same special powers of Superman.
For what sole reason did Jerry accompany George and Kramer to their visit with Tor Eckman?
Maestro
01-09-2004, 03:22 PM
(hey IGNTBone, funny I just asked the 'fake' question like 10 posts B4 yours :) )-
George wanted the witch Dr to help him raise his Kavorka factor.
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When George takes a trip south of the border, where did he end up?
sinatrastar
01-09-2004, 03:50 PM
George wanted the witch Dr to help him raise his Kavorka factor. That's why Jerry went along? :happyface
Due to a hurricane warning, George ended up trapped in a small hotel room with J Peterman who was in the area looking for a new idea for a men's sandal.
sinatrastar
01-09-2004, 03:51 PM
Why did George blame Jerry for his 'winking' problem?
Maestro
01-09-2004, 04:12 PM
(I did screw the Jer nuance up... but I thought I asked a hell of a question :) )
Because George got poked in the eye by a female body part trying to follow Jer's instructions to perform the move.
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Why did George like his Timberland boots?
sinatrastar
01-09-2004, 04:51 PM
(I did screw the Jer nuance up... but I thought I asked a hell of a question )
I had no idea what you were talking about 'south of the border', then I assumed you meant Cuba?
Maestro
01-09-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
I had no idea what you were talking about 'south of the border', then I assumed you meant Cuba?
Dang, I screwed it up :mad:
I meant to say below the equator, damn, ruined a good one :) from 1st scene The Mango (http://wave.prohosting.com/tnguym/Scripts/TheMango.html).
last wrong answer:
Because George got poked in the eye by a female body part trying to follow Jer's instructions to perform the move.
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Why did George like his Timberland boots?
Brian Damage
01-09-2004, 07:41 PM
They made him jump higher.
What did Kramer do that caused Misha to fall off the high wire?
sinatrastar
01-09-2004, 09:13 PM
He jumped on the wire himself after having been freaked out by a clown.
Why did Geroge claim he had "no hand"?
IGNTBone
01-09-2004, 09:28 PM
Because he burned both of them on an iron left plugged in.
Why did Kramer want to extend his test drive at the car lot?
Brian Damage
01-10-2004, 01:39 PM
He wanted to see if the car could handle an engine full of blood and groceries.
Brian Damage
01-10-2004, 01:41 PM
oops, I forgot to add a question...
Why did Mom & Pop flee NY?
sinatrastar
01-10-2004, 07:05 PM
Pop was suspected in the Smog Stranglings.
Why did Elaine invite Newman over to her apartment????
IGNTBone
01-10-2004, 11:53 PM
To confess her love for him, and so they could officially consumate the relationship.
What did Elaine say the reason was, that she couldn't eat the Jujyfruits on the way to visit Jake Jarmel?
sinatrastar
01-11-2004, 12:13 AM
She suffered from Uromysatitus and needed to ingest a jelly-like substance immediately.
Where did Jake Jarmel get his glasses from?
IGNTBone
01-11-2004, 12:25 AM
The lost-and-found box at the cinema.
Why did Jerry tell his father that the birthday gift he got him was "hot"?
Brian Damage
01-11-2004, 10:38 AM
It was a pizza right out of the oven.
Why did Sue Ellen Mishke wear a bra as a top?
IGNTBone
01-11-2004, 12:43 PM
She was a Calvin Klein underwear model, and liked to do a little extra 'advertising' in her spare time.
Why did Mr. Kruger take everyone but George off of a special project?
Brian Damage
01-11-2004, 06:04 PM
Mr. Krueger loved what George did with the Penske file.
Why were Frank and Estelle upset with the Seinfelds?
sinatrastar
01-11-2004, 09:03 PM
They didnt invite them to Manya's funeral.
Why did Kramer get to drive the back end of a fire truck?
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