View Full Version : The wrong answer game for Seinfeld
Brian Damage
11-05-2003, 04:19 PM
The Captain and Tenille
What did Kramer call Newman after seeing him climb a tree?
IGNTBone
11-05-2003, 10:11 PM
Mentally disturbed.
Why didn't Newman ever work when it was raining?
sinatrastar
11-05-2003, 10:17 PM
His blubber content meant he would most likely float in any significant downpour.
Why did Kramer get tossed out of a calzone stand?
IGNTBone
11-05-2003, 10:25 PM
They hated his "make-your-own-pizza" restaurant idea.
Why did George give up his super-intelligence?
sinatrastar
11-05-2003, 11:46 PM
He tried to have "hand" instead.
Who was Joe Mayo?
IGNTBone
11-06-2003, 12:04 AM
One of the production guys that made the show possible each week.
What is Elaine's favorite thing to order at Monk's?
Maestro
11-06-2003, 08:24 AM
crab bisque
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What profession does George like to pretend to be?
sinatrastar
11-06-2003, 09:17 AM
An importer/exporter from Arkansas.
Why did Kramer lose his intern after a review with his school?
Brian Damage
11-06-2003, 10:24 AM
He refused to give the traditional after thank you for the intern.
Why was George upset about being involved with the foundation?
sinatrastar
11-06-2003, 01:34 PM
He felt that more of its resources should be directed to the Human Fund.
What led to the creation of Festivus?
Maestro
11-06-2003, 04:17 PM
(nice tie w/ the fund/foundation ;) )
The Day Frank Costanza sold 2 Jesus statues to reverend Yung Son Moon! Hallelujah!
Can I get an festivus amen brother....
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Why did Frank have bad memories from the war (and you can't say his tumbles with "Kim" :eek: )
Brian Damage
11-06-2003, 08:03 PM
His potential foot problems got all the boys sick.
Why did Jerry want to inquire about a house in Tuscanny?
DarwinEx
11-06-2003, 11:09 PM
He was wondering if there was a marketplace for Kramer's latest idea - Del Boca Tuscany, an Italian-themed retirement community.
What umbrella related innovation did Jerry take credit for?
Dutabi84
11-07-2003, 09:34 AM
Bashing elderly women in the head with umbrellas as they walk by.
What was it Jerry wanted Elaine to find out about his girl friend, Cidra?
IGNTBone
11-07-2003, 01:29 PM
If she ever played Lois Lane on television.
Why did Kramer store blood in Jerry's car?
sinatrastar
11-07-2003, 02:43 PM
He used to throw it at any clowns that got to close to the vehicle.
Why did George ask Kramer what widows did with their husbands clothes?
Maestro
11-07-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by IGNTBone
If she ever played Lois Lane on television.
(That's gold IGNTBone, that's gold!)
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Why did George ask Kramer what widows did with their husbands clothes?
Because George knew if he could some how find a vintage lobster shirt, he would no longer have to live like a sexual camel.
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What did George tell Jer was like discovering plutonium by accident?
sinatrastar
11-07-2003, 06:47 PM
Finding a trendy club inside of a meatpacking plant.
What did Kramer and Newman end up chasing in a Mail Truck?
IGNTBone
11-07-2003, 10:19 PM
Their run-away rickshaw.
What is a relationship barometer?
sinatrastar
11-08-2003, 12:28 AM
One of Vandalay Industries newest inventions, although most scientists think it is pure manure.
How did Susan die?
IGNTBone
11-08-2003, 12:41 AM
She spent an evening having dinner with Frank and Estelle, and it was too much for her.
Why did Peterman kick Kramer out of Elaine's office?
Brian Damage
11-08-2003, 03:44 PM
He reeked of the Kavorka.
What is Kavorka?
Dutabi84
11-08-2003, 03:51 PM
It's what George used to treat his baldness.
Who is the only person Elaine did not simulate sex with in her breif adult film career?
Brian Damage
11-08-2003, 04:36 PM
The Bubble Boy
What is the forbidden city?
sinatrastar
11-08-2003, 06:32 PM
A small place in Tuscany that the Maestro ruled with an iron fist.
Why did Kramer get mistaken for a 'pimp'?
Dutabi84
11-08-2003, 09:31 PM
He was pumping up some 50 cent in his Escalade with 22 inch rims.
Why was George called a chucker when playing basketball?
sinatrastar
11-08-2003, 09:35 PM
Because his no-vomit streak ended after he took an elbow to the gut from Kramer.
How did George upset Keith Hernandez when he first met him?
Dutabi84
11-08-2003, 09:51 PM
He told him to wear a cotton baseball uniform, and the results weren't pretty.
What happened to the cotton uniforms?
sinatrastar
11-08-2003, 09:59 PM
Kramer misunderstood George's winking and he ended up selling them to Rudy's Vintage Clothes and Sportswear.
Why did Frank Costanza accuse Kramer of stealing his clothes?
IGNTBone
11-09-2003, 12:12 AM
He thought so, because they both have the same fashion sense, and frequent the same boutiques.
What was Elaine so concerned about, when they were all stranded in the mall garage?
DarwinEx
11-09-2003, 09:45 AM
Her hair depoofing if she wasnt able to get home and apply more hair spray.
Why was Jerry mistaken for someone who was trying to pick up a prostitute?
Brian Damage
11-09-2003, 11:23 AM
He had a handful of checks for 12 cents.
Why did George bring a bag of oranges to a meeting?
sinatrastar
11-09-2003, 12:01 PM
He was intent on keeping them in his sight as he feared he was about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, which included any fruit he owned.
Why did Kramer want to see a veterinarian?
IGNTBone
11-09-2003, 02:05 PM
He had to take care of Farfelle for a week, and wanted advice.
Why did Uncle Leo make a habit of stealing from stores?
sinatrastar
11-09-2003, 02:55 PM
Because the clerks didnt say HELLO to him, so he figured they were anti-semites and stole from them.
Why did Leaping Larry's store end up in a fiery inferno?
IGNTBone
11-09-2003, 10:07 PM
It was torched due to a hastily disgarded Cuban cigar of Kramer's.
What is a "Close Talker"?
sinatrastar
11-09-2003, 10:29 PM
Similar to a horse whisperer, it is someone who talks to Glenn Close when she is having a tantrum and gets her to calm down.
What does it mean to have 'hand'?
IGNTBone
11-11-2003, 12:35 AM
To be skilled with your hands, like as a hand model, or to lose certain contests.
Why did Banya want his Armani suit back?
Brian Damage
11-11-2003, 11:25 AM
He had to attend a big Ovaltine convention.
Why did the Polar Bear club show up at Elaine's party?
sinatrastar
11-11-2003, 12:31 PM
They didnt, they decided to crash a suicide intervention for Newman instead because the elder Bear had some jokes he wanted to share with Jerry.
Why did Kramer ask Paul O'Neill to hit two home runs in 1 game?
Brian Damage
11-11-2003, 01:27 PM
because Danny Tartabull told him to stick it.
Why did Jean Paul lose the marathon?
IGNTBone
11-11-2003, 01:32 PM
He wanted to show up Keith Hernandez for spitting on him.
Why did George refuse to eat the free pie at lunch with his new bosses?
Brian Damage
11-11-2003, 01:35 PM
The chef didn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
Why did George want Jerry to answer his phone 'Vandelay Industries'?
IGNTBone
11-11-2003, 01:42 PM
He thought Jerry could use a vacation from his everyday way of life.
How did Neuman find out about George's racy photos?
Brian Damage
11-11-2003, 01:45 PM
He "accidentally" opened up his mail.
Why did Newman have fish stored in his mail truck?
IGNTBone
11-11-2003, 01:48 PM
Because his apartment was already full of Chunky bars.
What was it that George was afraid that moved, during his massage?
Brian Damage
11-11-2003, 01:52 PM
His pet gerbil.
Why did Sue Ellen Mishke rip out Elaine's nose ring?
sinatrastar
11-11-2003, 02:43 PM
Because Elaine gave her a trick bra which popped open while Sue Ellen was in a meeting to sell the O'Henry corporation.
Why did Kramer take a picture of Jerry's accountant in the bathroom?
Brian Damage
11-11-2003, 03:02 PM
He got tired of watching people taking showers
Why did a bum give George an atomic wedgie?
sinatrastar
11-11-2003, 04:51 PM
Because George put a Canadian Quarter in his coffee cup.
Why did Kramer offer Jerry his shopping cart?
IGNTBone
11-11-2003, 10:32 PM
Because Jerry's cart had one unbalanced wheel.
What is known as The Roommate Switch?
Brian Damage
11-12-2003, 01:28 PM
When you take a roommate you don't like, and trade it in for a newer model.
Why did Kramer make out with a mannequinn?
IGNTBone
11-12-2003, 01:37 PM
He was desperately lonely.
What was George so preoccupied with during his first therapy session?
Brian Damage
11-12-2003, 01:40 PM
His arm twitch.
Why did the Seinfelds avoid the Costanzas?
sinatrastar
11-12-2003, 02:47 PM
Because Frank's feet reeked.
Why did Morty postpone his trip to France?
Brian Damage
11-12-2003, 02:49 PM
A doctor stole his wallet.
Why did George pretend to be a bad boy?
IGNTBone
11-12-2003, 10:49 PM
So his mother would send him to his room without dinner, in a radical scheme for weight loss.
What is "Golden Boy"?
sinatrastar
11-12-2003, 11:19 PM
Jerry's top secret operation to intimidate and harrass Newman so he leaves the apartment building.
Why did Kramer want to reverse his peephole?
IGNTBone
11-12-2003, 11:32 PM
To annoy the building Super.
Why was George disappointed in the plane NBC loned them?
sinatrastar
11-13-2003, 09:49 AM
Because it did not have a massage chair feature.
What did Kramer mean when he asked Jerry to do him 'a solid'?
Brian Damage
11-13-2003, 09:55 AM
It meant he wanted Jerry to loan him money.
How did Mr. Thomassulo discover George wasn't handicapped?
sinatrastar
11-13-2003, 10:07 AM
He called up the world famous private eye, Nic Cardoza, who disguised himself in a poofy blue sweater and sunglasses and took pictures of George moving about freely in a bathroom stall.
Why did Kramer have a hard time staying on the picket line?
Brian Damage
11-13-2003, 10:21 AM
He had some jewish delicasies on the stove.
What was Frank Costanza selling out of his garage?
IGNTBone
11-13-2003, 01:12 PM
Water pics.
Why did George want to watch "Home Alone" in Jerry's apartment?
Brian Damage
11-13-2003, 01:37 PM
Kramer was using George's apartment for a lady friend.
Why did Jerry take an ax to Kramer's dresser drawers?
IGNTBone
11-13-2003, 01:46 PM
His themostat broke, and he needed it for firewood to stay warm.
What was Jerry trying to get out of, by going to the Chinese restaurant instead?
sinatrastar
11-13-2003, 01:54 PM
A date with Manhands.
Why did Jerry fear the "lopper"?
Brian Damage
11-13-2003, 03:05 PM
He was from Riverside and Jerry feared Riverside.
Why did Jerry curse at a little boy?
Maestro
11-13-2003, 04:24 PM
Because the kid whipping-up on Kramer in karate class.
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How did Kramer stink-up Elaine's matteress?
sinatrastar
11-13-2003, 04:42 PM
He spilled a pint of George's Chinese baldness balm on her bed while he was eating a bucket of Fried Chicken.
(Maestro inspied alternative answer: His scratch and sniff lobster shirt was a little too potent and gave off a foul and unpleasant odor after he fell asleep in Elaine's bed.)
Where did George go to start work on his ill-fated 'project'?
The Modfather
11-13-2003, 05:12 PM
Easy, a dairy.
What was Jerry's REAL waist size?
sinatrastar
11-13-2003, 05:16 PM
No one knows, only Fredo knew the real size and Jerry made sure he wouldnt be able to squeal.
Why did Jerry's girlfriend once date Newman?
The Modfather
11-13-2003, 05:18 PM
She thought he was a woman.
Who was Jerry's fav super hero?
sinatrastar
11-13-2003, 05:37 PM
The Bra-less Wonder.
Why did Elaine acquire the nickname of 'nip'??
IGNTBone
11-13-2003, 10:06 PM
Short for 'nip-and-tuck'. It's due to the fact that she's had plastic surgery on over 95% of her body.
What happened to the pasta premivera, that caused Russel Dowrypple to fall ill?
sinatrastar
11-13-2003, 11:00 PM
Carl the Exterminator spilled flea powder in it.
Why did Elaine's dad scare Jerry and George?
IGNTBone
11-14-2003, 12:43 PM
He borrowed his lawyer's cape, and crashed through Jerry's window, like Superman.
Why did Estelle get an eye-job?
Maestro
11-14-2003, 01:47 PM
Her eyes were wrecked from days of crying after witnessing her son treating his body like an amusement park.
(Maestro: "I'm going to Disneyland ;) )
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What was one of the many [fashion] moods of George Costanza?
sinatrastar
11-14-2003, 01:48 PM
Mackinaw Peach with a pinkish hue.
Why did Kramer vow to never speak again?
The Modfather
11-14-2003, 04:39 PM
Because Jerry wouldn't make love with him.
Who never moved there arms when they didn't tap- dance?
sinatrastar
11-14-2003, 05:36 PM
The Maestro.
What was Newman's solution to the Muffin Stump crisis?
MillenniumMan831
11-14-2003, 07:52 PM
Grow some more.
Which famous singer did George run over during a softball game?
sinatrastar
11-14-2003, 09:18 PM
The lead singer from ZZ Top.
What was a coup de toe?
IGNTBone
11-14-2003, 10:41 PM
A dictatorship where everybody was ordered to wear sandals at all times.
Why was George defensive about liking Evander Holyfield?
sinatrastar
11-15-2003, 12:28 AM
Because he had told Mr. Morgan that Sugar Ray Leonard was his favorite boxer and he didnt want him to think he was lying.
How did Jerry and George get Jerry's dentist in trouble with the authorities?
Brian Damage
11-15-2003, 11:33 AM
They were offended by the Pentouses in his waiting room and reported him.
Why did Jerry, Kramer and Newman go on a sting?
IGNTBone
11-15-2003, 01:12 PM
To get George's $20 bill back from the clerk at Monks.
What killed the deal for Pendant Publishing's merger with the Japanese company?
Brian Damage
11-15-2003, 01:16 PM
They realized Pendant published a book from a guy who locked up three Japanese men in a dresser drawer.
Why was Morty impeached?
IGNTBone
11-15-2003, 01:51 PM
He was caught eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork.
Why couldn't Elaine take back Mr. Pitt's tennis racket?
Brian Damage
11-15-2003, 02:19 PM
It was evidence in a homicide investigation involving a dry cleaner.
Why did George buy those pictures of triangles?
MillenniumMan831
11-15-2003, 07:32 PM
His father used to sell pictures just like them.
Where did the guy on the street get the glasses that Elaine eventually bought?
sinatrastar
11-15-2003, 07:44 PM
From Bob Sacamano Sr.
What did Elaine do after learning her boyfriend was in a car accident?
MillenniumMan831
11-15-2003, 07:54 PM
Deny fault even though it was her that rear ended him.
What did George do when he realized there was a fire in his girlfriend's apartment?
Brian Damage
11-15-2003, 08:16 PM
Cried uncontrollably.
What did George eat out of the garbage?
MillenniumMan831
11-15-2003, 08:30 PM
Lobster . . . his religion didn't allow him to eat shellfish, but he ate some anyways when no one was looking.
Why did Mel Torme sing Kramer a song?
Brian Damage
11-15-2003, 08:34 PM
He fell under the spell of the Kavorka.
Why didn't Tim Whatley want Jerry at his party?
IGNTBone
11-15-2003, 11:54 PM
He was a rabid Anti-Dentite.
Why were Elaine, Kramer, and George kicked out of Yankee Stadium?
Brian Damage
11-16-2003, 12:24 PM
The Yankees were still upset about those cotton uniforms.
How did Jerry get carpal tunnel syndrome?
IGNTBone
11-16-2003, 12:48 PM
From taking too many notes on how to successfully pull off a Roommate Switch.
Why was Uncle Leo so upset at Jerry, that he stopped saying HELLO?
Brian Damage
11-16-2003, 12:51 PM
He was upset that Jerry said that grim death was not too far ahead.
What was the Haitian Vodoo Rattle Torture?
TGirl
11-16-2003, 03:12 PM
It's what little Haitian babies do to keep their parents awake all nigh.
Why was Jerry hiding from his barber (Enzo)?
IGNTBone
11-16-2003, 10:17 PM
The fact that he secretly wears a toupee.
Why did the 'low-talker' want Jerry to wear the Puffy Shirt?
TGirl
11-16-2003, 11:00 PM
Because it looked great with the puffy pants.
Who caught Jerry making out during Schindler's List?
IGNTBone
11-16-2003, 11:10 PM
Uncle Leo.
What was George's original suggestion for an excuse to duck out of dinner with Elaine's dad?
TGirl
11-16-2003, 11:39 PM
He had to get up early in the morning for an A.I.D.S. walk.
What was "Art Vandelay's" profession?
MillenniumMan831
11-17-2003, 12:03 AM
He was the shift manager at PB&J's.
Why did Jerry spit the mutton out?
TGirl
11-17-2003, 12:20 AM
Because the cook didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom?
Why did Elaine fail her drug test?
sinatrastar
11-17-2003, 09:11 AM
Her boyfriend got her hooked on heroin.
Why was Frank afraid of mice?
Brian Damage
11-17-2003, 09:57 AM
He had a bad experience with mice in Korea.
Why did Raquel Welch attack Elaine?
DarwinEx
11-17-2003, 10:05 AM
She thought Elaine was trying to imitate her hair style.
Why did Mr. Peterman leave the company to live in a cave?
Brian Damage
11-17-2003, 10:20 AM
He heard that cave dwellers wore really nice shoes.
How did Kramer win a Tony award?
IGNTBone
11-17-2003, 01:08 PM
After years of hard work, dilligence, and paying his dues, on the theatre circuit.
What is the name of the 'bizzaro' coffee shop?
Brian Damage
11-17-2003, 03:42 PM
Sknom Coffee Shop
Why was Jerry dressed up as a doorman?
sinatrastar
11-17-2003, 03:46 PM
Because the low-talker asked him to.
Why did Kramer need to borrow a lot of butter from Jerry?
IGNTBone
11-17-2003, 11:33 PM
Because his waitress-girlfriend was hungry, and Kramer gave away his fridge.
Why did Joe Davola kick Kramer in the head?
TGirl
11-17-2003, 11:42 PM
To knock him unconscious so that he could steal Elaine's armoire.
How did Fredo the parrot die?
IGNTBone
11-18-2003, 12:31 AM
He was on his perch out on the balcony making a racket, and Jerry got fed up, and dumped a bucket of ice water over him.
Why couldn't Elaine get Mr. Pitt's tennis racket back from the lady at Doubleday?
Brian Damage
11-18-2003, 10:16 AM
It was once used by JFK and worth alot of money.
Why was George banned from Pisanos?
sinatrastar
11-18-2003, 10:19 AM
He peed on the owners favorite chair, and then tried returning a calzone that he had with him in the bathroom.
Why did Steinbrenner have a robot cut up George's desk?
Brian Damage
11-18-2003, 10:30 AM
He suspected George was on the Yam Yam aka Opium.
Why did Jerry "take a dive" on one of his comedy sets?
IGNTBone
11-18-2003, 01:10 PM
He wanted George to seem funny in front of his date, so Jerry pretended to be all gloomy and depressed.
How did Kramer and Jerry wreck George's car?
Elaine Benes
11-18-2003, 01:22 PM
They put groceries under the hood.
Why was Moffit afraid of Jerry?
sinatrastar
11-18-2003, 03:26 PM
It was rumored that Jerry once killed a man using only a junior mint.
Why did Jerry think George had crossed the line that divided man from bum?
MillenniumMan831
11-18-2003, 07:34 PM
His apartment smelled like monkeys.
What did Miss Rhode Island end up doing for the Talent competition?
Brian Damage
11-18-2003, 09:47 PM
She did the infamous dance from the hit movie Cry, Cry again.
Why did Elaine break up with Jarmel?
MillenniumMan831
11-18-2003, 10:02 PM
Because he liked Jujy Fruits so much, they pulled his fillings out, making him UN spongeworthy.
How did George lose his toupee?
IGNTBone
11-18-2003, 10:07 PM
It was burned off his scalp with a lazer pen.
Why couldn't Morty stand using Velcro?
Brian Damage
11-19-2003, 10:13 AM
Velcro killed his father...well hurt him real bad.
Why did Elaine tell the limo driver she was going deaf?
IGNTBone
11-19-2003, 01:07 PM
Because he was blaring the radio too loud.
What did Peterman's mother tell George, right before she passed on?
Brian Damage
11-19-2003, 01:29 PM
She slept with Ghandi.
Why did George want to borrow Jerry's deaf girlfriend?
IGNTBone
11-19-2003, 01:38 PM
He'd always wanted to sleep with a deaf woman.
What did Jerry say to Manya that got her all upset?
Brian Damage
11-19-2003, 01:46 PM
He hated her cooking.
Why did George get fired from Pendant Publishing?
sinatrastar
11-19-2003, 03:19 PM
He used way too many exclamation marks!
Why did Lippman seek Elaine's advice in opening up a new business?
Brian Damage
11-19-2003, 09:43 PM
He heard about all the success she had with starting the Urban Sombrero craze.
Why did Ping sue Elaine?
IGNTBone
11-19-2003, 10:36 PM
She changed her last name to "Chang" to appear Chinese, and Ping was very offended.
Why did the NYU student think Jerry & George were gay (not that there's anything wrong with that...)?
sinatrastar
11-20-2003, 12:35 AM
Because why else would Jerry have broken up with Elaine???
Why did Elaine end up imitating a grandmother?
IGNTBone
11-20-2003, 01:20 AM
To make Jerry and Uncle Leo believe that Nana was safe and sound.
Why did Kramer want to get rid of his mail delivery?
TGirl
11-20-2003, 01:33 AM
To ease Newman's load -- that way he'd have more time to play Risk.
sinatrastar
11-20-2003, 01:45 AM
Now we need a question from you Tgirl :wave:
TGirl
11-20-2003, 01:49 AM
Oops! I had to put my laundry in the dryer and I got sidetracked.
What was "Hot and Heavy?"
Brian Damage
11-20-2003, 09:38 AM
Newman in the summer.
Why couldn't Jerry do the bachelor auction?
sinatrastar
11-20-2003, 10:10 AM
He was afraid of being in front of a large audience.
What movie character did Gino the Barber love?
Brian Damage
11-20-2003, 10:14 AM
Darth Vader
Why did Elaine's apartment building smell like potatoes?
sinatrastar
11-20-2003, 10:54 AM
Due to a lack of space in his hallway, Kramer planted a garden in Elaine's hallway and had a record crop of spuds.
Why did want a sample of Jerry's hair?
IGNTBone
11-20-2003, 01:10 PM
He wanted to post a lock of every tenant's hair in the building lobby, so people would know their neighbors' DNA.
What did it mean when Jerry called Elaine's boyfriend the "Got-No-Green Lantern"?
Brian Damage
11-20-2003, 01:17 PM
He only dressed in yellow which was kryptonite to the Green Latern.
How did George become paralyzed?
sinatrastar
11-20-2003, 01:37 PM
The Jimmy shoes malfunctioned and catapulted him headfirst into a tree.
Why did Helen Seinfeld steal batteries?
Brian Damage
11-20-2003, 03:20 PM
Because George needed to replace the ones that Frank took back from the Ross'.
Why did George switch frames with a blind man?
sinatrastar
11-20-2003, 04:35 PM
As part of his opposite Religion he thought he should have the opposite frames of someone with perfect vision which he thought would be found on a blind man.
Who gave Kramer ghonnereah?
Elaine Benes
11-20-2003, 08:01 PM
Estelle
Why didn't Kramer want Jerry to shave his chest hairs?
IGNTBone
11-20-2003, 09:55 PM
He thought Jerry was copying his style.
What is 'The Tractor Story'?
TGirl
11-21-2003, 05:16 AM
It was about the summer Jerry spent with his uncle Jeb.
Why did Jerry take over Newman's mail route?
IGNTBone
11-21-2003, 01:10 PM
He wanted to screw with him, in hopes of ruining his years of good delivery service.
Why was George so protective of his hands?
sinatrastar
11-21-2003, 01:19 PM
He wanted to be able to prove he had hand over any girlfriend he might have.
Why did Newman end up with Elaine's bike?
Brian Damage
11-21-2003, 01:36 PM
It was his payment for kidnapping the dog.
Why did Jerry make his girlfriend repeatedly brush her teeth and gargle with mouthwash?
TGirl
11-21-2003, 03:01 PM
Because her breath smelled like curry from eating muligatawny.
Why did Jerry and Kramer temporarily switch apartments?
sinatrastar
11-21-2003, 03:06 PM
Jerry was freaked out over his flea infestation.
Why did Jerry call George the velvet fog?
TGirl
11-21-2003, 04:18 PM
Because he was too embarrassed to call him by his real nickname -- Buck Naked.
Why did Jerry not want to pay his cleaning lady?
Brian Damage
11-21-2003, 07:53 PM
She tucked his sheets to tight.
Why did George not want his girlfriend free from jail?
TGirl
11-21-2003, 10:06 PM
He thought she looked sexy in her prison garb.
Why wouldn't Kramer wear his A.I.D.S. ribbon?
IGNTBone
11-21-2003, 11:00 PM
He thought it clashed with his "babe-magnet" jacket.
When the gang was stranded in the mall garage, what did they come in for in the first place?
Brian Damage
11-21-2003, 11:01 PM
He was a rabid anti-ribbonite.
What was a Gene pick?
IGNTBone
11-21-2003, 11:03 PM
The art of scratching your nose, and making it appear to be picking it.
When the gang was stranded in the mall garage, what did they come in for in the first place?
TGirl
11-22-2003, 12:28 AM
They were returning the cigar store Indian.
Why did Elaine get sick after stealing cake from Mr. Peterman's refrigerator?
sinatrastar
11-22-2003, 12:48 AM
He poisoned it to catch whoever was raiding the snacks in his mini-fridge.
Why did Kramer have to leave a fantasy baseball camp early?
TGirl
11-22-2003, 02:27 AM
Mickey Mantle threw him out when he was overheard bragging about his part in the Keith Hernadez conspiracy.
Why was George unable to return his "flagged" book?
Brian Damage
11-22-2003, 10:44 AM
It was all chewed up by the dog Jerry was watching.
Why did George travel to Akron, Ohio?
sinatrastar
11-22-2003, 12:15 PM
He wanted to visit his grandmother to find out if she was 'bosomy'.
Why did Estelle suspect Kramer and Frank had a little somethin somethin going on between them?
Brian Damage
11-22-2003, 12:19 PM
She caught them playing pool with their pants off.
Why did Elaine wear a play button from a VCR around her neck?
IGNTBone
11-22-2003, 01:55 PM
It was the only thing she could save after Jerry's apartment got robbed, while she was supposed to be house-sitting.
Why did George want to watch "Home Alone" at Jerry's place, rather than his?
MillenniumMan831
11-22-2003, 02:01 PM
He traded his VCR for a copy of Home Alone.
What did Bette Midler request of Kramer before the softball game?
Elaine Benes
11-22-2003, 02:06 PM
Macaroni Midler
Why did Elaine rush her boyfriend to the airport?
sinatrastar
11-22-2003, 02:24 PM
She wanted him to rush to the Bahamas to make final plans for their wedding.
Why did George decide to propose to Susan?
Superbatboy
11-22-2003, 03:05 PM
Because he felt that he needed to change his ways
Why was Elaine the laughing stock of her office at one point???
MillenniumMan831
11-22-2003, 03:31 PM
All that cake made her gain 50 pounds.
Why was George upset with 2nd row seats at the Yankees/Oriels game?
Elaine Benes
11-22-2003, 04:12 PM
He was the assistant to the traveling secretary, he deserved better.
Why did Kramer wear cloves of garlic?
Brian Damage
11-22-2003, 06:04 PM
Ward off vampires.
Why did Elaine agree to have sex with Jerry?
TGirl
11-22-2003, 09:10 PM
After a couple of Yoohoos -- anyone can look good.
Why was George pretending to be handicapped?
sinatrastar
11-22-2003, 11:23 PM
To fool Lloyd Braun.
Why did Newman want to use Jerry's deaf girlfriend?
IGNTBone
11-22-2003, 11:59 PM
To help him hide all the sacks of mail he refused to deliver.
Why did George want to compare bite marks on a pencil with bite marks on Kramer's arm?
Superbatboy
11-23-2003, 02:50 AM
To see if that drunken night resulted in more than he thought
Why did Elaine change her hairstyle during the last 3 seasons???
MillenniumMan831
11-23-2003, 08:18 AM
She got gum stuck in there and had to cut it.
According to the Soup Nazi, how much extra was bread?
Brian Damage
11-23-2003, 11:30 AM
20 bucks
Why did Elaine stab her boyfriend in the head with a fork?
TGirl
11-23-2003, 12:13 PM
Because he refused to take a bite of her pie.
Why was Babu mad at Jerry?
Brian Damage
11-23-2003, 12:21 PM
He actually liked Pakastani food.
What did Newman wish for with his birthday wish?
TGirl
11-23-2003, 02:54 PM
A hot bowl of Jumbalaya (w/ Elaine on the side).
How did George learn to speak Portuguese so quickly?
Brian Damage
11-23-2003, 02:56 PM
He was kicked in the head by Joe Davola and all of a sudden became an idiot savant.
What is a Shmoopy?
IGNTBone
11-23-2003, 03:19 PM
A loveable loser, like George.
Why did Jerry not want to kiss hello anymore?
TGirl
11-23-2003, 03:37 PM
He wanted to save himself for the girl he marries.
Why did George need a death certificate after attending a funeral with he girlfriend?
Brian Damage
11-23-2003, 04:47 PM
He couldn't believe she was dead.
Why did Kramer demand restitution from Joe's market?
MillenniumMan831
11-23-2003, 05:28 PM
He stole his idea of marketing fruit jelly as a meal.
How far away does Kramer live from Jerry?
Elaine Benes
11-23-2003, 05:31 PM
In Jerry's mind, miles and miles away.
What is the Voice?
Brian Damage
11-23-2003, 07:02 PM
The thing in Kramer's head that gives him such great ideas.
Why did Frank travel all the way to Tuscanny?
TGirl
11-23-2003, 08:06 PM
He though it would be a good place to market the mansiere/bro.
What was Jerry's "move"?
sinatrastar
11-23-2003, 08:58 PM
He was kicked in the head by Joe Davola and all of a sudden became an idiot savant. :lol:
His decision to relocate to Del Boca Vista to be closer to his parents.
Why did Jerry want George to go with him to do his laundry?
IGNTBone
11-23-2003, 10:21 PM
He was afraid the manager of the laundromat might recognize him as the friend of the guy who ruined his washers.
What artist's concert did cousin Jeffrey surprise Jerry with tickets to?
TGirl
11-23-2003, 11:02 PM
The Eagles. "Desperado" puts him in a trance too.
Why was Kramer afraid of clowns?
IGNTBone
11-23-2003, 11:05 PM
A clown got him addicted to gambling.
Why did Jerry's girlfriend refuse to taste the pie?
Brian Damage
11-24-2003, 12:43 AM
She knew Paco probably dropped a rubber band in it.
Why did Jerry wear eyeglasses?
TGirl
11-24-2003, 01:02 AM
Because he thought they made him look more like George -- a man he idolizes.
Why did Kramer pour tomato juice on his cereal?
Brian Damage
11-24-2003, 10:49 AM
It's how all these socialites eat their cereal.
Why did Frank go crazy at the Jewish singles banquet?
IGNTBone
11-24-2003, 01:13 PM
There were so many young, single women there, he just couldn't help himself.
Why did Estelle seperate from Frank, after they'd originally settled their disagreement?
Brian Damage
11-24-2003, 02:03 PM
He refused to give up his TV guide collection which was a source of aggravation for Estelle.
Why did Elaine give the sidler tic tacs?
sinatrastar
11-24-2003, 04:20 PM
Because she wanted him to have fresh breath when they made out.
Why did Elaine start wearing wrestling shoes?
Brian Damage
11-24-2003, 06:42 PM
Her feet hurt when she wore the Botticelli's.
What caused Russell Dalryple to vomit uncontrllably?
IGNTBone
11-24-2003, 11:34 PM
Elaine's cleavage.
Who did Morty help run for Condo Board President, in hopes of running a 'puppet regime' behind the scenes?
Brian Damage
11-24-2003, 11:52 PM
Mr. Marbles
Why was Pat Cooper upset with Jerry?
IGNTBone
11-25-2003, 12:47 AM
Jerry resfused to kiss him hello.
Of what relation is Lloyd Braun to George?
TGirl
11-25-2003, 01:53 AM
His third cousin, twice removed.
Why did Kramer's Japanese house guests sleep in bureau drawers?
Brian Damage
11-25-2003, 10:45 AM
Kramer's Merv Griffin show set left no room for beds.
Why did Jerry feed his girlfriend wine and turkey?
IGNTBone
11-25-2003, 01:15 PM
Her ansectors were on the Mayflower, and Jerry thought a Thanksgiving meal would be good for a first date.
Who was Kessler?
Elaine Benes
11-25-2003, 02:18 PM
Kramer's twin brother.
What happened when Elaine went without sex?
IGNTBone
11-25-2003, 10:39 PM
Every guy in Manhattan had a vasectomy.
What caused Kramer to lose feeling in his taste buds?
sleepy mom
11-25-2003, 11:17 PM
licking all the envelopes to his millenium party...
why did the girl from the antique store keep wearing the same black and white dress every time she went out with Jerry?
IGNTBone
11-25-2003, 11:30 PM
Because all her other clothes had vanished from the "mom and pop" store after they had mysteriously closed.
What had Banya insisted from Jerry as 'payment" for the Armani suit?
sinatrastar
11-25-2003, 11:37 PM
That Jerry store his mother's fur coat in his closet.
Why did Joe Mayo demand Elaine buy him a coat?
sleepy mom
11-25-2003, 11:47 PM
His old one got torn up by dogs when he folded up meat in grandma memma's napkins and put them in his pocket!
what happened when Jerry had new cabinets put in his kitchen?
IGNTBone
11-26-2003, 01:37 AM
Instead of a hotel, Pendant Publishing put their new Japanese CEO up in Jerry's cabinets for his entire stay in Manhattan.
What happened to Elaine's brand new armoire?
TGirl
11-26-2003, 02:08 AM
She gave it to Jackie Chiles as payment to defend her from Ping, the Chinese delivery boy.
Speaking of Ping, how did Elaine fool him into delivering food to her?
Brian Damage
11-26-2003, 10:15 AM
She told him he was sponge worthy.
Why did Elaine put tomato sauce in her hair?
sinatrastar
11-26-2003, 10:45 AM
She was trying to get a Kramer look.
Brian Damage
11-26-2003, 10:54 AM
You forgot to leave a question
sinatrastar
11-26-2003, 01:36 PM
Oh, I guess I lost it thinking about Elaine bathing in tomato sauce.
Why was Elaine late to a meeting with her father?
sleepy mom
11-26-2003, 02:54 PM
She couldn't get her heel out of the meat slicer!
What did George leave behind so he'd get another date?
Dutabi84
11-26-2003, 03:02 PM
His Chinese hair growing cream.
What did Jerry knock in the toilet that made him not want to kiss his girlfriend?
sleepy mom
11-26-2003, 03:11 PM
chinese chewing gum
what happended to George when he visited the holistic medicine guy?
sinatrastar
11-26-2003, 04:28 PM
He was warned not to take any trips to the Carribean.
Why did George think he had Lupus?
IGNTBone
11-26-2003, 10:12 PM
One night, he saw a TV special on it, and he was paranoid he had the symptoms.
Why did George want Newman to go to Pissano's for him every week?
sinatrastar
11-26-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by IGNTBone
Her false teeth.
?? :confused:
George wanted him to go there because Paisano's was run by a Pro-Life owner and George had strong religious views.
Why did Kramer want to meet with Calvin Klein?
IGNTBone
11-27-2003, 12:17 PM
He wanted to discuss the possiblity of a line of "Oven-Fresh" menswear.
What saved Kramer from being found out as not being specially handicapped?
sinatrastar
11-29-2003, 10:02 PM
He swore he was half man/half pig and this was enough evidence to conclude he was a little disturbed.
Why did George walk into the coffee shop wearing only a towel?
IGNTBone
11-29-2003, 10:12 PM
A blind man accidently mis-took his clothes at the gym.
What does Vandelay Industries do?
sinatrastar
11-30-2003, 10:48 AM
Work with the government on a secret project trying to create an army of Pigmen.
Who did George take out on a date in an attempt to get unemployment benefits.
Brian Damage
11-30-2003, 02:17 PM
Marissa Tomei
Why was the horse and buggy ride Kramer took the Ross' on cut short?
IGNTBone
11-30-2003, 04:15 PM
The clerk from Monk's set it on fire.
What's so special about a Macinaw peach?
Brian Damage
11-30-2003, 07:25 PM
It tastes like Beefarino.
Why did Jerry wear cowboy boots?
IGNTBone
11-30-2003, 10:12 PM
It was his compromise for not wearing the Puffy Shirt.
What was wrong with the beached whale?
TGirl
12-01-2003, 04:53 AM
He had fusilli Jerry lodged in his blow hole.
From what country did Jerry's pony-riding relative come from?
Brian Damage
12-01-2003, 11:04 AM
Burma
Why did Jerry steal a marble rye from the old lady?
sinatrastar
12-01-2003, 11:07 AM
He had fusilli Jerry lodged in his blow hole.
:lol:
Jerry stole the bread because Kramer's girlfriend threatened to ransack Jerry's apartment if she didnt get some quick food.
Why did George claim to be from Arkansas?
Brian Damage
12-01-2003, 11:16 AM
He always wanted to pretend he was from Arkansas.
What was Elaine wearing that got her kicked out of a Yankee game?
sinatrastar
12-01-2003, 12:20 PM
A shirt that exposed her nipple.
Why did Peterman throw Kramer out of Elaine's office?
IGNTBone
12-01-2003, 01:09 PM
To avoid Lloyd Braun.
Why did George want to get fired from the Yankees?
Brian Damage
12-01-2003, 01:27 PM
He wanted to pursue his dream of Architecture.
Why did Jerry and his Fiance break up?
IGNTBone
12-01-2003, 01:50 PM
He refused to share his dry-cleaning discount.
Who is Dr. Van Nostren?
Brian Damage
12-01-2003, 01:56 PM
The Assman.
According to George, what was a trifecta?
sinatrastar
12-01-2003, 04:16 PM
Sitting in your underwear, eating a big hunk of cheese, while watching the Yankees play.
Why did Frank think Kramer hit on Estelle?
Brian Damage
12-01-2003, 08:34 PM
He smelled the kavorka all over him.
Why did Frank refuse to take off his shoes?
sinatrastar
12-01-2003, 09:16 PM
He was embarrased because his socks had moth holes in them.
Why did Elaine bring Frank to her nail salon?
TGirl
12-01-2003, 10:29 PM
She wanted her manicurist to think she had a "sugar daddy."
Why did Newman bite Kramer?
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