View Full Version : The wrong answer game for Seinfeld
IGNTBone
10-07-2003, 11:51 PM
To collect on a debt from an old roommate on Jerry's same flight.
Why did Elaine cause many patrons to leave Poppie's restaurant in disgust?
wickthayer
10-07-2003, 11:53 PM
She forgot that she was wearing the shirt Kramer gave her which exposed her .. you know.
Why did Elaine break up with her mover boyfriend?
MillenniumMan831
10-08-2003, 12:08 AM
He spilled grape juice on her couch.
Why were Corbin Bernsen and George Wendt disgusted at George?
flinstoned
10-08-2003, 12:12 AM
He refused to change out of his velvet sweat suit which was stained with chocolate sauce.
Why did George not want to marry Susan?
Brian Damage
10-08-2003, 10:22 AM
She was a lesbian.
Why were Jerry and George scared of Alton Benes?
TheMaestro
10-08-2003, 10:24 AM
oops
sinatrastar
10-08-2003, 11:03 AM
There was a rumor that he once bit Jon Voight without any provocation.
How did Jerry's coat get ruined?
Brian Damage
10-08-2003, 11:13 AM
Jerry stuck mutton in the pockets.
Why did Russell Dalrimple join Greenpeace?
BubbleBoy
10-08-2003, 11:53 AM
He was free to pee in the ocean whenever he wanted.
Why did the bubble boy want Jerry to visit him?
DarwinEx
10-08-2003, 03:01 PM
He needed advice on how to get a pee stain out of the interior of his Bubble.
When did Jerry ban Kramer from free entrance to his apartment?
DarwinEx
10-08-2003, 03:01 PM
He needed advice on how to get a pee stain out of the interior of his Bubble.
When did Jerry ban Kramer from free entrance to his apartment?
Brian Damage
10-08-2003, 08:12 PM
Kramer used his apartment as a brothel.
Why did George sleep with his secretary?
flinstoned
10-09-2003, 12:28 AM
Because she asked him to sweep with her but he got confused and did the other thing instead.
Why did Elaine blame Jerry for turning her boyfriend back into an alcoholic?
Brian Damage
10-09-2003, 10:07 AM
His bad jokes led him to hit the bottle.
Why did Tim Whatley not want Jerry at his party?
sinatrastar
10-09-2003, 01:35 PM
Because he tried to pay for his root canal by using change.
Why did Kramer want a photo of Jerry?
Brian Damage
10-09-2003, 05:57 PM
to draw funny faces on it.
Why did Joe Devola want to hurt Jerry?
sinatrastar
10-09-2003, 07:23 PM
He heard Jerry was mean to his good freind Newman.
Why did Jerry doubt that Kramer could finish his walk?
Brian Damage
10-09-2003, 07:56 PM
He was only sleeping in small intervals.
Why did Jon Voight bite Kramer?
KnightFalls
10-09-2003, 11:29 PM
He wanted his car back.
Why was Jerry set on wearing a certain pair of cufflinks?
Brian Damage
10-10-2003, 10:04 AM
They were the only things that went with his puffy shirt.
Why did Kramer give Elaine and George the cold shoulder?
sinatrastar
10-10-2003, 02:53 PM
They wouldnt help him collect aluminum cans.
What special power did Kramer attribute to his jacket?
Brian Damage
10-10-2003, 03:26 PM
X-ray vision.
Why did Jerry break off his engagement with his fiancee?
sinatrastar
10-10-2003, 03:35 PM
She wouldn't let him call her Lois when they made out.
Why did Jerry need a maid for his small apartment?
Brian Damage
10-10-2003, 04:28 PM
He was horny.
How did Bette Midler end up in the hospital?
sinatrastar
10-10-2003, 07:00 PM
Bad pasta primavera.
When he found the PigMan what was Kramer looking for?
MillenniumMan831
10-10-2003, 07:11 PM
Junior Mints.
Why did Kramer need to get the birthday card back from the little boy in the hospital?
Brian Damage
10-10-2003, 07:42 PM
It was a get well card for Mickey Mantle for punching his lights out.
How did Play Now go out of business?
sinatrastar
10-10-2003, 08:17 PM
Kramer burned their building down with a Cigar butt.
Why did Jerry get arrested?
KnightFalls
10-10-2003, 10:20 PM
He refused to squeel on Poppie.
Why did Georg decide to do the opposite?
Brian Damage
10-11-2003, 10:58 AM
He was jealous of Bizarro George.
Why did Kramer avoid the cable man?
Dutabi84
10-11-2003, 12:44 PM
He was afraid he might be..."The Lopper!"
Why did George pretend he smokes cigarettes?
BubbleBoy
10-11-2003, 01:29 PM
He wanted to get in the Marlboro ad with Kramer.
Why was Jerry's physical therapist afraid of him?
MillenniumMan831
10-11-2003, 08:43 PM
Because Jerry kept scratching his chest.
Why did Elaine stick George's cranium in her chest?
flinstoned
10-11-2003, 08:52 PM
He had often said how he wanted to rub his bald head all over her body, and after one too many peppermint schnapps's she agreed to oblige him :D
Why did Jerry get an old man's son mad at him?
Brian Damage
10-12-2003, 10:58 AM
He stole his marble rye.
Why did George chase down another driver for miles?
sinatrastar
10-12-2003, 12:44 PM
He thought he had laughed at the Jon Voight car.
What did Al Roker do when he found out that Jerry and Elaine were not dating?
Brian Damage
10-12-2003, 09:35 PM
He ate Elaine.
Why did George call Fragile Frankie Merman the summer me?
sinatrastar
10-12-2003, 10:55 PM
He ate Elaine. hmmmm
George called him that because he always i have no idea.
sinatrastar
10-12-2003, 10:56 PM
Why did George call Fragile Frankie Merman the summer me?
Because Frankie once starred in an off-Broadway play named the Summer Me.
Why did Jerry want to sell the free van he got?
IGNTBone
10-13-2003, 11:13 AM
It reeked of B.O.
Why was Elaine in such a rush to get her boyfriend to the airport?
Brian Damage
10-13-2003, 02:46 PM
He was the pilot.
What happened to Fussilli Jerry?
sinatrastar
10-13-2003, 02:53 PM
He ran off with Mr. Marbles to Vegas.
Why did Jerry reconsider attending a musical with George?
IGNTBone
10-13-2003, 03:32 PM
He didn't want to be in the splashback, in case they threw more chocolate syrup at George.
IGNTBone
10-13-2003, 03:33 PM
What happened to the Cadillac when Jack Klompus drove it?
sinatrastar
10-13-2003, 03:47 PM
It started leaking red fluid and he freaked out and crashed into Monk's diner.
Why did George agree to become his dad's butler?
Brian Damage
10-13-2003, 07:08 PM
He wanted to research for the pilot Jerry.
Who was vegetable lasagna?
sinatrastar
10-13-2003, 07:29 PM
One of Elaine's neighbors, he was in the apartment next to the guy with all the potatos.
Why did Susan 'break up' with Elaine and Jerry as friends?
flinstoned
10-13-2003, 11:04 PM
Because they didnt warn her about George.
Why did Kramer assume Jerry was gay?
Brian Damage
10-14-2003, 09:13 AM
He was constantly hanging out with George.
Why did Kramer run away from the cable man?
flinstoned
10-14-2003, 11:50 AM
He thought he was after his jacket.
Why did the movie phone guy come to beat up Kramer?
Brian Damage
10-14-2003, 01:43 PM
He was bootlegging movies...so people stopped calling movie phone.
Why did George steal a woman's clock?
sinatrastar
10-14-2003, 01:50 PM
To give to his boss who never woke up on time.
Why did Elaine sleep head to toe?
Brian Damage
10-14-2003, 01:59 PM
She ran out of sponges.
What could Frank not tolerate?
sinatrastar
10-14-2003, 02:56 PM
Pasta anywhere near his hind quarters.
Why did Elaine try to get glasses like her ex-boyfriend?
DarwinEx
10-14-2003, 04:15 PM
He had a psycho-sexual hold over her.
Why did Elaine's boss renounce Judaism?
Brian Damage
10-14-2003, 08:26 PM
He was a nazi.
What did Jerry screw up for Miss Rhode Island?
flinstoned
10-14-2003, 11:06 PM
He ripped her dress trying to see if it would cover his hairy chest.
Why did Kramer stop talking?
Brian Damage
10-15-2003, 10:04 AM
He was poisoned by a Macano peach.
Why was Jerry recieving checks from Japan?
sinatrastar
10-15-2003, 10:23 AM
His Nana had moved there to retire instead of Florida.
Why did Jerry go at Kramer's chest of drawers with an axe?
sinatrastar
10-15-2003, 10:23 AM
His Nana had moved there to retire instead of Florida.
Why did Jerry go at Kramer's chest of drawers with an axe?
Brian Damage
10-15-2003, 10:31 AM
He was sick and tired of hearing about Farbman furniture.
Why did George try to mug the Seinfelds?
BobCobb
10-15-2003, 11:06 AM
He needed money for his Bosco habit which was out of control
Why did an older man attack George outside of an Opera House?
Brian Damage
10-15-2003, 07:35 PM
He didn't much care for Costanza.
Why did Elaine break up with Keith Hernandez?
IGNTBone
10-15-2003, 08:41 PM
She thought they looked too much like a brother-sister type couple, and that freaked her out.
Why did Tim Whatley change his dental practice to "adults-only"?
sinatrastar
10-15-2003, 08:59 PM
Because Kramer's screaming scared the kids in the waiting room.
Why did Kramer accuse Jerry of being an anti-dentite?
KnightFalls
10-15-2003, 11:38 PM
He was high on the dental sleeping gas.
Why did Elaine give out tic tacs to her co-worker?
Brian Damage
10-16-2003, 10:21 AM
He was a close talker and his breath stunk.
Who was Eduardo Corochio?
wickthayer
10-16-2003, 11:07 AM
The Spanish explorer who discovered Del Boca Vista.
Where did the foursome decide to go to celebrate the success of Jerry?
Will and Grace Fanatic
10-16-2003, 07:13 PM
Little Jerry's fight
Who does the virgin lose her virginity to?
sinatrastar
10-16-2003, 10:31 PM
The thread creator lives!
Who does the virgin lose her virginity to?
Keith Hernandez
Why did Elaine lose the contest?
IGNTBone
10-17-2003, 01:40 AM
She stopped having sex with her boyfriend, so he could pass his doctor exam, and well....something had to give.
What baked good did Jerry forcefully steal from Mabel Chote?
wickthayer
10-17-2003, 09:40 AM
Two huckleberry pies.
Why did Jerry's consecutive non-vomit streak come to an end?
sinatrastar
10-17-2003, 04:53 PM
He saw Jeffrey Haarwood in the shower.
Why did Kramer eat a 60 year old hot dog?
Brian Damage
10-17-2003, 07:34 PM
He ran out of 100 year old birthday cake.
Why did George try to switch his girlfriend's answering machine tape?
wickthayer
10-17-2003, 08:02 PM
He wanted to put his "believe it or not George isnt at home" message on everyone's machine.
Why did Jerry's grirlfriend want to give him a lie detector test?
Brian Damage
10-18-2003, 02:11 PM
She didn't believe his pants size and demanded the truth.
How come Elaine couldn't go to Africa with Peterman?
sinatrastar
10-18-2003, 08:25 PM
She had to buy Mr. Pitt some socks.
What did Kramer suggest Elaine do when she was audited by J. Peterman's accountant?
KnightFalls
10-20-2003, 12:51 AM
Ask George for advice on lying.
Why did Jerry have his apartment fumigated?
Brian Damage
10-20-2003, 10:17 AM
Kramer stayed over for awhile.
Who did Newman secretly pine for?
sinatrastar
10-20-2003, 11:10 AM
Babs Kramer.
When trying to get his coat back who did Kramer enlist for help?
Brian Damage
10-20-2003, 01:22 PM
Crazy Joe Divola
What is Katra?
sinatrastar
10-20-2003, 04:59 PM
The sequel to Rochelle Rochelle.
Why did Elaine call her boyfriend a bad-breakerupper?
Brian Damage
10-20-2003, 05:07 PM
He would snuff out all his ex-girlfriends.
What was "The Place to be?"
sinatrastar
10-20-2003, 05:36 PM
Del Boca Vista
What did Poppie do that freaked Jerry out?
Brian Damage
10-20-2003, 05:39 PM
He refuses to put cucumbers on his pizza.
What did Lloyd Braun buy a load of for Jerry?
IGNTBone
10-20-2003, 11:37 PM
Aluminum cans. He delivered them from Michigan in a mail truck.
Why did FDR want Kramer to drop dead?
KnightFalls
10-20-2003, 11:50 PM
Because he spilled kreplac on FDR's best suit.
Why did Kramer think he saw a bear in a tree?
Brian Damage
10-21-2003, 10:39 AM
He was a little loopy from drinking too much Hennigans.
Why did George run out of the bathroom with his pants down to his ankles?
wickthayer
10-21-2003, 07:12 PM
He thought he heard someone drop a quarter.
Why did Jerry answer his phone as a Kel Varnsen?
KnightFalls
10-21-2003, 11:35 PM
Because he was trying to avoid his old childhood friend from Male Unbonding.
Why did Jerry think he was responsible for his elderly relative's death?
IGNTBone
10-22-2003, 12:48 AM
His car blocked the street, and the ambulance couldn't get there in time.
What made Jerry loudly and repeatedly proclaim..."I got Jiggy with it!"
flinstoned
10-22-2003, 01:12 AM
He was describing his first night together with Elaine.
Why did 2 Russian guys crash the baby shower Elaine was hosting?
Brian Damage
10-22-2003, 01:37 PM
They were looking for Kramer. They heard he called the Ukraine weak.
Why did George, Kramer and Jerry grow mustaches?
wickthayer
10-22-2003, 02:05 PM
To disguise themselves from Joe Davola.
Why did Jerry pretend to be married to Courtney Cox?
sinatrastar
10-22-2003, 03:26 PM
To pis@ off Chandler.
Why did Kramer get assualted at an Aids walk?
IGNTBone
10-22-2003, 03:50 PM
A bunch of German tourists happened to recognize him as a guy they once saw mugging somebody on the street.
What does it mean to be "out there now"?
Brian Damage
10-22-2003, 04:14 PM
Wearing bras as clothing.
Why did Elaine and Frank get into a fight at the police station?
sinatrastar
10-22-2003, 04:14 PM
When you forgo both boxers and briefs, you are siad to be "out there now"
What or who is bosco?
Brian Damage
10-22-2003, 04:16 PM
Mr. Marbles wife.
Why did Elaine and Frank get into a fight at the police station?
sinatrastar
10-22-2003, 05:41 PM
Frank mentioned he was pro-life.
Why did Elaine and Jerry try to stop George from leaving Jerry's apartment?
Brian Damage
10-22-2003, 05:44 PM
he reeked of B.B.O.
Why did Jerry think George was going to end up like Schuman?
wickthayer
10-22-2003, 07:05 PM
He heard Steinbrenner had him locked up in a nut house.
Why did Kramer wrap himself in garlic?
sobe10
10-23-2003, 10:52 AM
To test out his new perfume idea.
Why was George having Kramer store computers in his apartment?
Brian Damage
10-23-2003, 11:26 AM
It was safe in a place called Anytown, USA.
Why did Mel Torme dedicate a song to Kramer?
wickthayer
10-23-2003, 12:43 PM
He was mezmorized by his jacket.
Why was Jimmy after Kramer?
Brian Damage
10-23-2003, 01:15 PM
Jimmy hates Hipster Doofuses!
Why did Kramer pretend to be a doctor?
IGNTBone
10-23-2003, 01:22 PM
He could never become a banker, so this was the next best thing.
Why did Frank Costanza not want to take his shoes off?
wickthayer
10-23-2003, 04:45 PM
Because one of his toes was missing. It had been grafted on to his hand after he lost his thumb in Korea.
Why did George decide to convert to a new religion?
IGNTBone
10-23-2003, 10:13 PM
He couldn't stand having to celebrate Festivus another year.
What pro wrestler did Jerry say "Man Hands" reminded him of?
MillenniumMan831
10-23-2003, 10:47 PM
Chyna.
What did George want the lip reader to find out for him?
IGNTBone
10-23-2003, 11:12 PM
Marissa Tomei's phone number.
Why did Kramer want Elaine's help to steal his jacket back?
sinatrastar
10-23-2003, 11:19 PM
She was going to slip the jacket owner a mickey.
Why did Elaine fail her physical?
Brian Damage
10-24-2003, 08:14 PM
She threw out her back doing another one of those funky dances of hers.
Why did a pilot refuse to fly with Jerry on board?
IGNTBone
10-24-2003, 10:17 PM
Because riding in first class went straight to Jerry's head, and he was overly demanding.
Why did The Maestro remove his pants before every performance?
sinatrastar
10-24-2003, 10:49 PM
Because he was afraid of spilling hot coffee on them.
How did the Maestro's little conductor stick get all bent out of shape?
KnightFalls
10-24-2003, 11:28 PM
Frank used it to kill a mouse.
Why did Kramer rip Frank's screen door off the hinges?
IGNTBone
10-25-2003, 12:36 AM
Frank had the neigborhood kids of AnyTown, USA steal it from him, and Kramer forcefully took it back.
What destroyed George's "Frogger" machine?
DarwinEx
10-25-2003, 10:33 AM
A fire started by one of Kramer's Cigars.
WHat was "GLC"?
Brian Damage
10-25-2003, 10:42 AM
George Loves Chicken....especially spicy chicken. ;)
Why did George drill a hole in the street?
wickthayer
10-25-2003, 11:02 AM
He was trying to get back into Play Now.
Why did George drag the World Series Trophy behind his car?
Brian Damage
10-25-2003, 11:04 AM
Jerry wasn't available.
What secret did George and Jerry find out about Mr. Ross?
IGNTBone
10-25-2003, 05:01 PM
Susan wasn't really his child.
What vegetable wouldn't Neuman eat, even if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce?
MillenniumMan831
10-25-2003, 05:31 PM
Peas. He hated them so much, he'd only eat them one at a time.
What was Sue Ellen the heiress of?
IGNTBone
10-25-2003, 05:52 PM
The Junior Mint plantation.
Why is George afraid to carry a pen with him?
sinatrastar
10-25-2003, 07:25 PM
The laser pen incident scarred thim for life.
Why did Jerry have to wear cowboy boots?
MillenniumMan831
10-25-2003, 07:32 PM
The low talker asked him too.
Why did Elaine have to scrape the salt off of Mr. Pitt's pretzel sticks?
Brian Damage
10-25-2003, 07:53 PM
It was either that or listen to him ramble on about Jackie Onasis.
Who's Got no Green Latern?
sinatrastar
10-25-2003, 10:24 PM
Another one of Kramer's friends that Jerry never met.
Why did the gang not take Kramer to India?
IGNTBone
10-25-2003, 11:25 PM
He thought the Soup Nazi was waiting there to get his revenge on all four of them, so he said....."I'm out!"
What clothing article did Morty Seinfeld innovate?
sinatrastar
10-26-2003, 09:53 AM
The roll out lobster bid dispenser.
Why did Kramer's oil bladder idea not get past the testing stages?
Brian Damage
10-26-2003, 10:34 AM
Kramer was more interested with his Ketchard idea.
Why did Play Now go out of business?
sinatrastar
10-26-2003, 10:59 AM
Krueger bought it and it went straight downhill.
Why did Kramer want to see a vet?
Brian Damage
10-26-2003, 11:01 AM
He had fleas.
Why was George punished by Frank?
sobe10
10-26-2003, 05:09 PM
He stold a big screen TV from a handicapped lady.
Where did Jerry get stranded?
Brian Damage
10-26-2003, 09:31 PM
Kramers bedroom
Why did George cheat on his IQ test?
MillenniumMan831
10-26-2003, 09:46 PM
He wanted to get a low enough score to qualify for books on tape.
Why didn't Kramer want Joe Devola at his party?
Brian Damage
10-26-2003, 09:53 PM
He hates clowns.
What song was stuck in George's head?
sinatrastar
10-26-2003, 10:04 PM
Lemon Tree
When did Kramer decide to move to Florida?
IGNTBone
10-26-2003, 10:29 PM
He felt it would be an ideal spot to finally get the 'make-your-own-pizza' place started.
What did the actor playing Kramer for the 'Jerry' pilot, steal during the casting call?
sinatrastar
10-26-2003, 10:36 PM
A pair of "fake Elaine's" underwear.
What was George's mom's reaction when she heard he was engaged?
IGNTBone
10-26-2003, 10:44 PM
She screamed "George, my God, what are you doing??" then fell and broke her back.
Why did Jerry have two black eyes, while visiting his folks in Florida?
sinatrastar
10-27-2003, 10:12 AM
The marble Rye lady beat the crap out of him.
Why did Jerry give away George's Knick ticket?
Brian Damage
10-27-2003, 10:46 AM
George was more interested in Guys and Dolls....a lavish broadway musical.
Why did the Asian mailman yell at Jerry?
sinatrastar
10-27-2003, 11:21 AM
He heard he was Kramer's best friend and assumed he was also a rabid anti-mailite.
Why did newman hate Jerry?
Brian Damage
10-27-2003, 11:29 AM
He was jealous of his friendship with Elaine...the woman he pined for.
Why did Jerry mug an old lady?
dlemond
10-27-2003, 11:51 AM
Because she was an anti-dentite.
What did Kramer feed the horse he drove around Central Park?
wickthayer
10-27-2003, 12:14 PM
Junior Mints and Jumbalaya.
What happened to the Frogger machine that George bought?
IGNTBone
10-27-2003, 01:11 PM
It was donated to a handicapped woman, after George sold her a defective wheelchair.
Why did George want to switch eyeglass frames with a blind man?
Brian Damage
10-27-2003, 02:18 PM
George is a very charitable person.
Why did George mention Kramer's name to the eyeglass salesman?
sinatrastar
10-27-2003, 02:29 PM
He was trying to find out if he wasa gay.
Why did George decide to do the opposite?
IGNTBone
10-28-2003, 12:05 AM
It was one of the many activities planned for the "Summer of George".
Why was George banned from the Italian take-out place?
wickthayer
10-28-2003, 09:51 AM
They blacklisted him after they found out he was dating a Communist.
Why did Steinbrenner have George locked up?
Brian Damage
10-28-2003, 11:19 AM
He liked the Ken Phelps for Jay Buhner trade.
Why did Elaine date a bum?
sinatrastar
10-28-2003, 12:23 PM
She had run out of single men who actually had jobs.
Why did Jerry fly his parents in to meet his girlfriend?
IGNTBone
10-28-2003, 01:32 PM
He wanted an easy way to scare her off, so he wouldn't have to confess dropping her toothbrush in the toilet.
Why was George all of a sudden eager to befriend African-American people?
Brian Damage
10-28-2003, 01:36 PM
He was a fan of Sugar Ray Leonard.
Why did Jerry wear a puffy shirt?
sinatrastar
10-28-2003, 03:15 PM
To cover up his growing yogurt induced chubbiness.
Why did Kramer pretend to be Elaine's boyfriend?
IGNTBone
10-28-2003, 11:30 PM
To continue the ruse for the landlord of the guy whose jacket Kramer refuses to return.
Why did Elaine change her phone number twice?
KnightFalls
10-29-2003, 01:03 AM
She was trying to get 555-Filk.
Why did Jerry's dad go into business with Kramer?
wickthayer
10-29-2003, 09:17 AM
Kramer needed a new backer for the Bro after Frank dropped out after fueding with the bra salesman.
What did Kramer think was an acceptable oil substitute?
Brian Damage
10-29-2003, 10:38 AM
Butter
How did Kramer lose his taste buds?
sinatrastar
10-29-2003, 11:16 AM
He drank coffee that was way too hot.
Why did Kramer get banned from a fruit store?
Brian Damage
10-29-2003, 07:46 PM
He tried putting cement on the Macano peaches.
Why did Jerry want a massage from his girlfriend?
KnightFalls
10-29-2003, 10:37 PM
to help with his carpal tunnel syndrome
Why did Jerry get audited?
IGNTBone
10-29-2003, 11:08 PM
Because he was caught destroying his stereo, after Kramer assured him it was an easy write-off for a refund.
Why did the Yankee personnel believe George was working around the clock?
sinatrastar
10-30-2003, 08:11 AM
He got so much work done everyday, that was the only answer they could come up with.
Why were Jerry and George denied access to the Friar's Club dining room?
Brian Damage
10-30-2003, 10:58 AM
They hated "Fried" foods....they only liked things baked or boiled. ;)
Why did the Santoni brothers attack Jerry and George?
IGNTBone
10-30-2003, 01:13 PM
They were getting revenge for Mabel Chote.
Why did Kramer break things off with his waitress girlfriend?
Brian Damage
10-30-2003, 03:20 PM
She emitted a foul and unpleasant odor.
Why did Elaine steal a mannequin?
DarwinEx
10-30-2003, 03:58 PM
It reminded her of John John.
Why was Elaine upset that Puddy was religious?
IGNTBone
10-30-2003, 10:17 PM
It conflicted with him being a Devils fan.
Why didn't the "mail truck of cans to Michagan" scheme work out after all?
sinatrastar
10-30-2003, 10:20 PM
Mr Pitt refused to let Elaine travel to the midwest.
What is a 'Willard'?
IGNTBone
10-30-2003, 10:54 PM
Worse than double dipping a chip, yet not as bad as peeing on a sofa. But it's a shameful act, nonetheless.
Why did Peterman want to buy Kramer's anecdotes for use in his biography?
DarwinEx
10-31-2003, 09:34 AM
He discovered he had a 50% off coupon for any Kramer related item in his Coupon Book and couldnt pass up the bargain.
Why did Jerry agree to go on the Reality Tour with Kramer?
Brian Damage
10-31-2003, 10:02 AM
He needed a dose of "reality."
Why did Puddy try to screw Jerry with a car at the dealership?
IGNTBone
10-31-2003, 01:31 PM
He grew annoyed with George's obsession over the stolen Twix bar.
What is Puddy's favorite fast food joint?
wickthayer
10-31-2003, 02:30 PM
Poppies' Pizza on a Stick.
Why did George need a jackhammer?
Brian Damage
10-31-2003, 02:57 PM
It was part of his "move."
Why did Kramer get fired from H&H Bagels?
IGNTBone
10-31-2003, 10:17 PM
He wanted to serve bagels with cream cheese and cucumber.
What talk show did Jerry wear the Puffy Shirt on?
sinatrastar
10-31-2003, 10:21 PM
The fake Merv Griffen show.
Why did Poppie think Jerry and Elaine were trying to kill him?
IGNTBone
10-31-2003, 10:56 PM
They were so repulsed by his lack of hand-washing before preparing food, that he became paranoid into thinking that way.
Why was Kramer using butter to shave himself?
sinatrastar
10-31-2003, 11:08 PM
Because his blood shaving cream idea didnt work.
Why did Jerry agree to live in Kramer's apartment?
IGNTBone
10-31-2003, 11:13 PM
So that his parents couldn't disturb him when he was with a lady friend.
Why was George's art book flagged at every bookstore in town?
Brian Damage
11-01-2003, 11:12 AM
Art Vandelay was yesterday's news.
Who was Eduardo Corochio?
sinatrastar
11-01-2003, 01:56 PM
Poppie's evil half brother.
Who was The Got No Green Lantern?
Brian Damage
11-01-2003, 02:00 PM
Superman's arch nemesis.
Why did Jerry choose not to run?
sinatrastar
11-01-2003, 02:04 PM
He didnt feel he had enough support in the gay community to get elected.
Why did George want to sell Frank's clothes?
Brian Damage
11-01-2003, 02:09 PM
Frank decided to become a nudist and hang out on the subway.
Why did Maestro play billiards without his pants?
wickthayer
11-01-2003, 02:54 PM
He felt it threw his opponent off his game.
Why did Elaine break up with Keith Hernandez?
Maestro
11-01-2003, 03:02 PM
Because he tried sliding into home face first :)
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How does Jerry finish off his "move?"
sinatrastar
11-01-2003, 03:17 PM
With a pint of Hennigans.
Why did Peterman want JFK's golfclubs?
DarwinEx
11-01-2003, 06:04 PM
Because his were stolen by other Walter.
Why did Elaine resent Toby?
MillenniumMan831
11-01-2003, 07:41 PM
She was constantly late on her half of the rent.
Why did Jerry take back his wedding proposal from Elaine?
sinatrastar
11-01-2003, 08:13 PM
He found out she faked and was worried about keeping her happy.
Why did the Rabbi have a crush on Elaine?
Maestro
11-01-2003, 08:21 PM
Because the Rabbi was only from Fridays, and Elaine was from Saturday Night Live.
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What did Jerry do to his jeans?
sinatrastar
11-01-2003, 08:24 PM
He puffed them out, to match his shirt.
Why did "Jerry" fail to become must see TV?
The Modfather
11-01-2003, 10:58 PM
Because he eats to much cheese.
Who double dipped a chip?
IGNTBone
11-02-2003, 12:00 AM
Kramer, after the pretzels made him too thirsty.
Why did Mr. Pitt's doorman resent Jerry?
KnightFalls
11-02-2003, 12:34 AM
Because Jerry had a smooth van.
Why did Jerry call Kramer Kessler at one point?
IGNTBone
11-02-2003, 12:51 AM
He confused Kramer with Kramer's old roommate, who had left years earlier.
What did George intend to leave behind at his girlfriend's house, but ended up losing?
Pirate
11-02-2003, 06:15 AM
His Outlaw Josie Wales lunch box.
How did the timeless art of seduction backfire?
Maestro
11-02-2003, 07:47 AM
Because of shrinkage, George was underdeveloped.
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What were special about Jerry's private drawing of Louis Lane?
The Modfather
11-02-2003, 09:04 AM
They were really of George.
Who found a condom in there car?
Maestro
11-02-2003, 09:58 AM
The Virgin
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What special power with women, or "lure" did Kramer possess?
IGNTBone
11-02-2003, 12:44 PM
The power to have nuns give him toys.
What ruined George's hand-model career?
Maestro
11-02-2003, 01:00 PM
He got injured trying to train The Little Jerry for a cockfight.
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What is Susan's chosen method of birth control?
MillenniumMan831
11-02-2003, 02:25 PM
Abstinence.
Why did Kramer think Susan's name was Lily?
Maestro
11-02-2003, 02:48 PM
(because she was silly)... but seriously... it was an adverse side effect from his Leanardo DaVinci sleeping schedule.
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Why did George get "the tap?"
(that was a great answer MillenniumMan831 :) )
MillenniumMan831
11-02-2003, 04:51 PM
Because he had BO and his girlfriend didn't want to hug or kiss him goodnight.
What did Jerry want to see so bad when the gang was stuck at the Puerto Rican Day parade?
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Thanks Maestro . . . your avatar is better than any answer you, I, or anyone could come up with.
Maestro
11-02-2003, 05:28 PM
I Love Lucy, it helps him decompress.
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How did Elaine break Kramer's slicer?
The Modfather
11-02-2003, 08:54 PM
She got a laptop stuck in it.
Who reversed there peep holes?
IGNTBone
11-02-2003, 10:05 PM
George & Jerry... They thought they would seem more attractive to women that way.
What did Elaine insist was the original title for "War & Peace"?
Brian Damage
11-03-2003, 09:47 AM
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory
Why did FDR give Kramer the Evil eye?
IGNTBone
11-03-2003, 01:16 PM
Because he made fun of his name.
Why did the Chinese delivery boy threaten to sue Elaine?
Brian Damage
11-03-2003, 01:49 PM
He thought she was dark and disturbed.
Why did Jerry want to buy Uncle Leo's watch?
Maestro
11-03-2003, 09:20 PM
It went perfectly with The Puffy Shirt.
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How did George cause a book to be flagged?
sinatrastar
11-03-2003, 11:33 PM
He stole it from Steinbrenner's personal library.
What was Steinbrenner afraid he was going to 'catch' from wearing an old Yankee uniform?
IGNTBone
11-03-2003, 11:36 PM
The crabs. He was in the military, he'd understand that.
What happened to Jerry's suade jacket?
Maestro
11-03-2003, 11:43 PM
He gave it to Bania who got blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.
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What does Jerry's put in his cranberry juice?
IGNTBone
11-03-2003, 11:48 PM
A mickey with a grapefruit twist.
Jerry was dating the understudy for what actress?
sinatrastar
11-03-2003, 11:51 PM
He gave it to Bania who got blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that. :lol:
Jerry was dating Bucknaked's understudy.
What device in his condo did Morty have no clue how to operate?
Maestro
11-03-2003, 11:51 PM
Terri Hatcher from "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman"
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What flavor of Itailian ice does Bette like?
Maestro
11-03-2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
Jerry was dating Bucknaked's understudy.
What device in his condo did Morty have no clue how to operate?
The Slicer
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What did Kramer AKA Dr Von Nostrom discover on Kruger?
IGNTBone
11-04-2003, 12:39 AM
A red dot.
What song could George just not get out of his head?
Maestro
11-04-2003, 11:33 AM
Morning train (9 To 5)
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What did George tell Thomasoulo & Play Now Inc his handicap was?
sinatrastar
11-04-2003, 01:43 PM
Epstein-Barr sydrome accompanied by chronic shrinkage.
What did George tell J Peterman to try to get out of going to a funeral?
IGNTBone
11-04-2003, 02:02 PM
He had to get a boil lanced that day.
Why hasn't Jerry met any of Kramer's other friends?
sinatrastar
11-04-2003, 02:41 PM
Kramer wants to keep Jerry all to himself, its bad enough he has to share him with George and Elaine.
Why did Kramer want to be a banker?
Brian Damage
11-04-2003, 03:01 PM
He always liked handling 'other' people's money.
Why did Kramer put a bucket over a mannequin's head?
Maestro
11-04-2003, 03:28 PM
Because someone had smoothed the head down to nothing, stuck a pumpkin under its arm and changed the nameplate to Ichabod Crane.
Alright! That's it for me. Goodnight everybody
[YES!... been waiting for that one :D )
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What did the gypsys take from Jerry, & who did it really belong to?
sinatrastar
11-04-2003, 04:19 PM
Well played Maestro.
The gypsies took Jerry's Armani suit, which actually belonged to Bania since Jerry reneged on the free dinner.
What trick involving a chair did Mr. Krueger proudly display to George?
The Modfather
11-04-2003, 04:26 PM
A lap- dance.
Who did "Eric the Clown" never hear of?
Maestro
11-04-2003, 04:44 PM
Mr. Marbles
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What did Kramer do to Kathy Lee when he was on with her & Regis?
The Modfather
11-04-2003, 04:46 PM
Spiked her coffee.
What's Kramer's mothers name?
sinatrastar
11-04-2003, 04:48 PM
Cosmina
What was Kramer's mom's job?
The Modfather
11-04-2003, 04:50 PM
Jail Warden.
What time did Kramer have to be in bed by every night as a child?
Maestro
11-04-2003, 04:51 PM
Right after he said his Pony Remarks, but he only had to sleep 2 hours at a time, DaVinci style.
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What did Susan have a collection of?
The Modfather
11-04-2003, 04:54 PM
Easy, mini heads.
Who spit on Kramer and Newman?
Maestro
11-04-2003, 04:58 PM
The Old Man Sid Fields, because they kept playin' that freakin' voodoo music?
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What got destroyed of Sid Fields in the garbage disposal?
(most times, the real answer from the show is hard to beat :) )
The Modfather
11-04-2003, 05:01 PM
His couch.
Who wanted to sleep with someone really tall?
Maestro
11-04-2003, 05:32 PM
The Maestro
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What Does Jack Klompus give Jerry?
Brian Damage
11-04-2003, 07:12 PM
ghonorrea
Why did George befriend an exterminator?
The Modfather
11-04-2003, 07:45 PM
He thought he was cute.
Who's friend was it that didn't wear a bra?
Brian Damage
11-04-2003, 08:01 PM
Kramer friend Bob Sacamano didn't wear one, he wore the bro.
Why did Jerry plead with Elaine to get back with Puddy?
IGNTBone
11-04-2003, 11:08 PM
So that Puddy would return Jerry's car, that he stole in a fit of jealousy.
Why did George think the cashier at Monk's was playing mind games with him?
Brian Damage
11-05-2003, 09:03 AM
Because they had a bad break up.
Why did Elaine continue to promote Eddie "fatigues" Sherman throughout the company?
sinatrastar
11-05-2003, 09:38 AM
She was certain he had a J Peterman quality about him.
Why was Elaine's dancing the subject of office gossip?
Brian Damage
11-05-2003, 09:41 AM
She was so good she left people speechless, without speech.
Why was Elaine upset that Jerry bought her a cigar store indian?
IGNTBone
11-05-2003, 01:14 PM
Her father owned a cigar store when she was a little girl, and it accidentally burned to the ground. So, it brought up painful memories for her.
Why didn't George come up for coffee?
Maestro
11-05-2003, 01:27 PM
Because he told the unemployment office he had applied for a job with NORAD 24 Missle Watch, and he had to get back to Jer's apartment to get their call.
"...say NORAD 24 Missle Watch!!!... say NORAD 24 Missle Watch!
"..no no, you got it all wrong...."
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Who did Newman say he booked to appear at his Millennium party?
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