View Full Version : The wrong answer game for Seinfeld
Brian Damage
09-13-2003, 12:30 PM
He sold Little Jerry to Kenny.
Why did George want to postpone his wedding?
sinatrastar
09-13-2003, 01:07 PM
He became very attracted to Elaine after seeing her Christmas card!
What was Kramer's plan to get back at Jerry's drycleaner?
Brian Damage
09-13-2003, 02:11 PM
Slip him a mickey.
What did Frank find very distracting?
DarwinEx
09-13-2003, 05:43 PM
George's arm twitch.
Why did no one go to Babu's restaurants?
Brian Damage
09-13-2003, 05:45 PM
He refused to wash his hands.
When Elaine's date took "it" out, what was it?
sinatrastar
09-13-2003, 07:04 PM
A note from his doctor verifying his spngeworthiness.
Why did Kramer invite the Polar Bears to the intervention?
wickthayer
09-13-2003, 10:02 PM
He thought they would bring him ice cream.
Why was Jerry upset after purchasing a highly recommended tennis racquet?
Brian Damage
09-14-2003, 10:40 AM
It was actually a baseball bat.
What did Kramer ask Paul O'Neil to do?
IGNTBone
09-14-2003, 01:13 PM
Take the rap for him, when he accidentally hit Mickey Mantle.
Which well-known movie actress was George trying to see on the sly from Susan?
wickthayer
09-14-2003, 05:53 PM
Woody Allen.
What was making Cosmo so thirsty?
BrandonS
09-15-2003, 03:27 AM
He converted to a religion which forbids the drinking of liquids.
Why did George put on a Henry the Eighth costume and walk down the street in it?
Brian Damage
09-15-2003, 09:50 AM
He kept on repeating Serenity Now and just snapped.
Why did Jerry and George pretend to be Murphy and O'Brien?
DarwinEx
09-15-2003, 09:54 AM
They thought it would be a cheap vacation from themselves.
Why was George so angry at the clown at his girlfriend's kid's party?
Brian Damage
09-15-2003, 10:14 AM
He looked just like Estelle.
Why did Kramer adopt a highway?
sinatrastar
09-15-2003, 10:42 AM
Because he was to "depleted" to have his own child due to overwearing of tight briefs.
Why didn't Elaine like Arbys?
wickthayer
09-15-2003, 11:43 AM
No big salads available.
wickthayer
09-15-2003, 11:44 AM
Why did Kramer run for the condo board?
sinatrastar
09-15-2003, 02:41 PM
So that he would have the power to get Newman an apartment next to his in Florida.
Why did kramer go to the Cuban embassy?
Brian Damage
09-15-2003, 03:15 PM
To scout Cuban baseball players for George Steinbrenner.
Why were Frank and Estelle trying to avoid George?
sinatrastar
09-15-2003, 03:44 PM
They heard a rumor he ate garbage.
Why did Kramer try to stop all mail coming to him?
Brian Damage
09-15-2003, 04:20 PM
He was going to get everything faxed over at Elaine's?
Why did George fight with the Bubble Boy?
sinatrastar
09-15-2003, 05:03 PM
Because the bubble boy said the Lloyd Braun was better than George.
What did Elaine suggest as a good idea for a mayoral candidate to promise?
IGNTBone
09-15-2003, 05:20 PM
To get "The Sponge" back in the marketplace.
What does George do, when he wants his co-workers to think he's busy?
Brian Damage
09-15-2003, 06:15 PM
He sings a tune from Les Miserables.
Why did Jerry want to hurry home from Ithaca?
sinatrastar
09-15-2003, 09:52 PM
He needed to exercise his toilet gaskets.
Why did Jerry buy a toupee for his friend?
Brian Damage
09-16-2003, 09:47 AM
his friend's old toupee was stolen a group of street toughs.
What was Elaine's big idea for the J. Peterman catalogue?
sinatrastar
09-16-2003, 11:40 AM
Free dance lessons with any purchase over $99.00
Why did George try to leave his keys at his girlfriends house?
Brian Damage
09-16-2003, 01:33 PM
He wanted to prevent his keys from being buried in a pothole again.
Why did the doctors write up Elaine in their charts?
sinatrastar
09-16-2003, 03:30 PM
That she had a high risk of getting a sexually transmitted disease.
Why did Jerry's TV screen get smashed?
Brian Damage
09-16-2003, 03:41 PM
Newman sat on it.
Why were the postal police after Kramer?
wickthayer
09-16-2003, 04:10 PM
They heard he tried to stuff a bag of muffin stumps down a mail chute.
Why did Kramer try to sleep for only 20 minutes at a time?
IGNTBone
09-16-2003, 06:01 PM
He wanted to be sure Elaine's friend got up in time for the marathon.
What did George tell his boss at Pendant Publishing, after he was confronted with having made it with the maid?
sinatrastar
09-16-2003, 06:34 PM
That he could produce Keith Hernandez for a personal autograph session if his boss would not fire him. He also offered to date the bosses daughter if my memory serves me.
What happened to eventually get kramer off of the 20 min nap regimen?
Brian Damage
09-16-2003, 07:21 PM
He fell in the subway and ruined the very pants he was returning.
Why was Elaine afraid to go to Sue Ellen Mishkie's wedding?
sinatrastar
09-16-2003, 09:56 PM
Elaine was afraid because everytime she went to weddings she ended up hitting on the father of the bride.
What did Elaine mean by I dont have a square to spare?
Brian Damage
09-17-2003, 09:34 AM
She's very competitive when playing Bingo.
How did George lose his job with real estate?
sinatrastar
09-17-2003, 09:43 AM
He kept leaving the keys for the properties he was showing in his girlfriend's apartment.
Why did Jerry try to bribe Newman with a coffee cake?
DarwinEx
09-17-2003, 01:06 PM
He wanted Newman to be his doubles partner in tennis.
Why did the mall security gaurd detain Jerry?
Brian Damage
09-17-2003, 01:41 PM
He wanted to take back an autograph.
Why did Kramer apologize to a monkey?
sinatrastar
09-17-2003, 03:36 PM
Because he told everyone he would "kick the monkey's ass" in a bagel making competition. But after he dropped the dough on the floor he lost and had to apologize to his furry opponent.
Why did Kramer's assistant end up going to jail?
Brian Damage
09-17-2003, 03:42 PM
He was the Riverside Lopper.
Why did the low talker call Jerry a bastard?
sinatrastar
09-17-2003, 03:46 PM
Because he had the nerve to insult her favorite comedian - Kenny Bania.
Why did Jerry dislike Bania anyway?
Brian Damage
09-17-2003, 06:52 PM
He was jealous of Bania's great Ovaltine jokes.
How did Jerry betray George?
sinatrastar
09-17-2003, 10:09 PM
He told TV Guide that Jerry shaved his chest.
Why did Susan think Elaine and George were having an affair?
KnightFalls
09-17-2003, 11:47 PM
Because she found an indecent picture of Elaine with George's Christmas stockings.
Why was Puddy convinced Elaine was going to hell?
Brian Damage
09-18-2003, 08:54 AM
Because she bought a case of Sponges.
Why didn't Elaine show up for the dinner date with her father?
DarwinEx
09-18-2003, 10:40 AM
She was afraid he would yell at her for cutting her hair so short.
Why was Elaine's father so mean?
Brian Damage
09-18-2003, 10:42 AM
He couldn't stop singing a song from Les Miserables.
Why was Elaine blacklisted from Hop Sing's?
sinatrastar
09-18-2003, 11:03 AM
She brought Krame there to eat and he vomited on Hop Sing himself puke:
Why did Elaine try to kidnap a doggy?
Brian Damage
09-18-2003, 01:27 PM
It chewed up Kramer's Merv Griffin set.
Why did George befriend Carl the exterminator?
sinatrastar
09-18-2003, 02:15 PM
He wanted to try to get him to give him a discount on eliminating the mouse problem at his parents home.
Why was George driving around in a 60's muscle car for a short time?
Brian Damage
09-18-2003, 03:04 PM
He did Kramer a solid and let him borrow his regular car to lug around his blood.
Why did George date the unemployment agent's daughter?
sinatrastar
09-18-2003, 09:16 PM
Because she had a year round tan that drove George wild with passion. :grineyes:
sinatrastar
09-18-2003, 09:17 PM
oops, forgot a question. How did Kramer solve the jimmy leg problem?
Brian Damage
09-19-2003, 10:41 AM
He wore Jimmy's special shoes.
Why did Jerry and his fiance break up?
Will and Grace Fanatic
09-19-2003, 02:59 PM
she wanted to be a man.
Why does Elaine want to conserve her sponges?
Brian Damage
09-19-2003, 03:25 PM
She was saving up for Fleet Week.
What did Jerry agree to do for the low talker?
sinatrastar
09-19-2003, 09:24 PM
Dress up like a midevil King for her fashion show.
What did Puddy do for a living?
Brian Damage
09-20-2003, 10:48 AM
He was a nuclear physicist.
Why did Elaine not go to Africa with Peterman?
sinatrastar
09-20-2003, 08:09 PM
She refused to agree to stay in his tent.
Why did Jerry's parents sell their Cadillac?
Brian Damage
09-20-2003, 08:12 PM
They heard it was once driven by Jon Voight...they're really not big fans.
Why did George drive all the way up to Hamptons with Susan's parents?
WeMissTripper
09-20-2003, 10:24 PM
To watch Kramer play in a golf tournament.
Why did George's parents take a loaf of bread from Susan's parents?
Brian Damage
09-21-2003, 10:53 AM
They were poor.
Why did George Steinbrenner go over the Costanzas house?
sinatrastar
09-21-2003, 11:07 AM
He wanted to see Frank's TV Guide collection.
After the lonely guy on the train took Elaine's TV Guide what did he make it into?
IGNTBone
09-21-2003, 04:05 PM
A mannequin that looked just like Elaine.
What was it that made Jerry break his lengthy "no-vomit" streak?
wickthayer
09-21-2003, 06:09 PM
He accidentally saw Uncle Leo coming out of the shower.
What did Kramer and Mr. Seinfeld try to sell?
IGNTBone
09-21-2003, 09:20 PM
Frank Costanza's moth-eaten "cabana" clothes.
What book did Jerry lose in high school, after lending it to George?
sinatrastar
09-21-2003, 09:33 PM
A book about beating the polygraph test, which led to George developing into a pathological liar.
Why were the library police looking for Jerry?
Brian Damage
09-22-2003, 09:30 AM
He stole one of those library newspapers with a big block of wood on it.
After Pendant Publishing went out of business, what line of work did Mr. Littman try to get into?
wickthayer
09-22-2003, 10:25 AM
He tried to become an importer/exporter but couldnt decide whether to focus more on the importing or exporting side.
Why did Jerry decide to become a mailman?
Brian Damage
09-22-2003, 10:27 AM
It was a childhood dream.
Why did Jerry steal a marble Rye from the old lady?
wickthayer
09-22-2003, 10:29 AM
Because he couldnt get his moring bagel from H&H due to a strike and needed his carboyhdrate fix.
Why did Kramer suspect Jerry was in the CIA?
DarwinEx
09-22-2003, 02:02 PM
Because he knew how to get Cuban cigars.
What sport was Kramer very good at?
Brian Damage
09-22-2003, 02:40 PM
Jai Lai
Why were Jerry and George detained by mall security?
sinatrastar
09-22-2003, 03:16 PM
They tried to steal Tropic of Cancer so Jerry wouldnt have to pay a $439 late fee to the library.
Why did Elaine need a chiropractor when she was in Florida?
Brian Damage
09-22-2003, 05:43 PM
Jerry tried George's move on her.
Why did Jerry have to wear sunglasses to his father's benefit?
sinatrastar
09-22-2003, 09:58 PM
Because they had the lights turned on really bright so Jack Klompas could see to read his speech.
What did George mean by the "big E"?
eringoblah
09-23-2003, 07:55 AM
That was what he called Elaine when he thought she had put on too much weight.
Why was Elaine's mattress so smelly?
Brian Damage
09-23-2003, 05:23 PM
The valet that parked Jerry's car took a nap on Elaine's bed.
Why did Elaine try to seduce Newman?
sinatrastar
09-23-2003, 06:06 PM
She wanted him to find her atomic sub card which got lost in the mail.
Why didn't Newman fall for Elaine's seduction?
Brian Damage
09-23-2003, 06:35 PM
He was gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Why did Kramer lose his lawsuit against Sue Ellen Mishke?
wickthayer
09-23-2003, 08:01 PM
The jury found out his lawyer wore a manzire and the ensuing scandal cost him the case.
What was so special about the pen Jerry got from his dad's friend?
Brian Damage
09-23-2003, 08:06 PM
It was once used by Jon Voight.
What happened at the bris that had everyone end up in the hospital?
sinatrastar
09-23-2003, 11:08 PM
A dog that chased Newman into the ceremony bit the kind-hearted mohel and everyone went to the hospital to make sure the loveable guy was ok.
What softball team did Jerry play on?
Will and Grace Fanatic
09-24-2003, 01:07 AM
Cosmo's women's team
when george's mom says he was treating his body like an amusement park, what was she referring to?
Brian Damage
09-24-2003, 09:46 AM
George was secretly a stuntman.
What happened to Russell Dalrymple?
sinatrastar
09-24-2003, 09:58 AM
He attempted to become the first ball-man at the U.S. open, but after injuring a star player in a collision he moved to Idaho and was never heard from again.
Why did the Soup Nazi flee to South America?
Brian Damage
09-24-2003, 10:06 AM
He started a secret soup cartel that had a strangle hold over all of South America.
Why did Elaine promote Eddie Sherman?
wickthayer
09-24-2003, 10:46 AM
She found his laugh 'intoxicating'.
Why did George become a bootlegger?
Brian Damage
09-24-2003, 10:52 AM
Art Vandelay told him to do it.
Why did Jerry wear a fur coat and carry a purse?
wickthayer
09-24-2003, 12:51 PM
He was trying to prove to his girlfriend that he had a sensitive side.
Why did Kramer have to go to the circus with Jerry?
DarwinEx
09-24-2003, 04:12 PM
To try to find the raisins his double had stolen.
Why was George living at home during various parts of the show?
Brian Damage
09-24-2003, 07:42 PM
His cardboard box was sent in for renovations.
Why was Mickey Abbot shunned from his fellow little people?
wickthayer
09-24-2003, 08:02 PM
Because his parents were not little people.
Why did George call China?
MillenniumMan831
09-24-2003, 09:19 PM
He wanted to see if the restaurants would deliver to NY.
Why did Kramer want to hit golf balls into the ocean?
sinatrastar
09-24-2003, 10:10 PM
Because they were old and the dump wouldn't accept them.
Why did Kramer lose his sense of taste?
Brian Damage
09-25-2003, 09:17 AM
George slipped him a mickey.
Why did Kramer force Jerry to say thank you to Alec Berg?
sinatrastar
09-25-2003, 02:43 PM
Because Alec was backing Kramer's make your own pizza restaurant.
Why was Kramer trying to find a picture of Jerry?
IGNTBone
09-25-2003, 02:46 PM
So that George could merge it into Mr. Kruger's ruined family beach photo.
Why did Jerry pretend to be his alter ego, Cal Varnsen, during the Puerto Rican Day parade?
Brian Damage
09-25-2003, 02:55 PM
His alter ego was puerto rican.
Why did Jerry try to steal a picture of Man Hands?
sinatrastar
09-25-2003, 04:03 PM
To use it for his new show concept which involved him managing a freak circus with ManHands and Toe Thumbs as the main attractions.
Why did Jerry lose his position as GodFather?
MillenniumMan831
09-25-2003, 05:49 PM
He kept quoting lines from Goodfellas.
Why did George lie about having a house in the Hamptons?
Brian Damage
09-25-2003, 06:28 PM
He liked saying the word solarium.
Why did Elaine and Puddy go to a priest?
MillenniumMan831
09-25-2003, 06:50 PM
To sell him a new Saab.
Why does Puddy like Arby's?
Brian Damage
09-25-2003, 07:25 PM
He owns stock in the company.
Why did Jerry sleep in Kramer's apartment?
sinatrastar
09-25-2003, 08:47 PM
Because he was afraid of the Lopper.
Why did Elaine give her dentist a label maker?
KnightFalls
09-25-2003, 11:24 PM
Her teeth were really decayed from all the JuJu fruits she ate.
Why did Elaine want her boyfriend to change his name?
sinatrastar
09-26-2003, 09:26 AM
Because Puddy just sounds so stupid.
What is a man-fur?
Brian Damage
09-26-2003, 11:26 AM
Kramer's chest hair.
How did Kramer end up waking up in the Hudson River?
wickthayer
09-26-2003, 02:45 PM
After visiting Dr. Whatley's new adults only dental office, Kramer woke up the next morning in the river. He thought it was due to the heavy sedation he was under but noticed that his shirt was untucked and he was a little uneasy as to how that came about.
Why did Kramer and Frank call Frank's house the "place to be"?
Brian Damage
09-26-2003, 05:11 PM
Estelle does a burlesque show.
Why did Frank and Estelle separate?
sinatrastar
09-26-2003, 05:33 PM
He couldnt take her cooking any longer.
Why didnt the Sienfeld's like the Costanzas?
MillenniumMan831
09-26-2003, 05:50 PM
Because no one could pin Frank on Festivus.
Why did Kramer and Newman hate Keith Hernandez?
WeMissTripper
09-26-2003, 08:42 PM
Because he didnt pay them after they helped him move.
Why did Elaine buy Boogle?
MillenniumMan831
09-26-2003, 09:26 PM
It was Puddy's gift for becoming a car dealer.
How much work went into the Penske file?
KnightFalls
09-27-2003, 12:14 AM
Not much, George accidentally switched it with a script of Kenny Bania's comedy act.
Why did Elaine travel to a cave to find Peterman?
Brian Damage
09-27-2003, 11:01 AM
It was the cheapest place Peterman could find. It was also rent controlled.
Why was Kramer dressed as a pimp?
sinatrastar
09-27-2003, 03:55 PM
When wasn't he dressed as a pimp? That was just his hipster doofus fashion style.
In reality, who was the assman??
MillenniumMan831
09-27-2003, 05:39 PM
Assman is Newman's first name.
How much money did Kramer go for in the date auction?
DarwinEx
09-27-2003, 06:53 PM
Peterman paid $1,500 so he could get some more story ideas from him.
Why did Jerry not attent the dating auction?
IGNTBone
09-28-2003, 12:14 AM
The "Deal" between Jerry and Elaine prevented him from participating.
What would the Phil Rizzuto keychain say, when squeezed?
KnightFalls
09-28-2003, 12:25 AM
ha ha ha ha that tickles.
Why did Uncle Leo lose his eyebrows?
MillenniumMan831
09-28-2003, 12:37 AM
He sold them to Susan's college friend who also buys/sells wigs.
Why was Jerry mad at his dermatologist girlfriend?
wickthayer
09-28-2003, 06:21 AM
She refused to write him a prescription for physical therapy.
Why was George attracted to Jerry's girlfriend who was a masseuse?
Brian Damage
09-28-2003, 11:45 AM
She made "it" move.
How did Susan die?
MillenniumMan831
09-28-2003, 12:09 PM
A giant ball of oil hit her in the head.
Why was the baby breathtaking?
sinatrastar
09-28-2003, 12:37 PM
She was so ugly it took your breath away.
How did Kramer burn down Susan's cabin?
Brian Damage
09-28-2003, 12:50 PM
He tried to eat a Mandelbaum crepe and the hot filling lit up the cabin like a match.
Why did Kramer have an intern work for him?
sinatrastar
09-28-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
He tried to eat a Mandelbaum crepe and the hot filling lit up the cabin like a match.
LOL
He needed help getting Little Jerry ready for the city championship fight.
What did George give out to his Play Now co-workers as gifts?
Brian Damage
09-28-2003, 03:12 PM
Stock options for Sendrax.
Why did Mr. Marbles scare Jerry?
sinatrastar
09-28-2003, 05:10 PM
He reminded him of the lopper.
Why did George try to date his cousin?
MillenniumMan831
09-28-2003, 06:23 PM
Because of the tax benefits if they were to marry.
How did Kramer did banned from Joe's Fruit Stand?
DarwinEx
09-28-2003, 06:27 PM
Because Joe invested in his roll out tie dispenser and lost a fortune when the idea failed.
Why did Elaine risk poison gas to enter Jerry's apartment?
wickthayer
09-28-2003, 10:01 PM
She needed to use his bike.
Why did Elaine go to see Kramer at karatey?
MillenniumMan831
09-28-2003, 10:32 PM
To borrow Kramer's bootlegged copy of Other Side of Darkness.
Why were Jerry and George intimidated by Alton Benes?
ItalianBread
09-28-2003, 11:37 PM
He was a man with a job which always intimidated George.
Why did George's mother call him a bum?
IGNTBone
09-29-2003, 01:00 AM
She caught him eating out of the trash, without his shirt on, and the shock was so much it put her in the hospital.
What broke the deal to prevent George from becoming a bra salesman?
Brian Damage
09-29-2003, 08:51 AM
His father was caught wearing one and the shame prevented him from pursuing the job.
Why did Kramer bring Dominicans from Florida to NY?
wickthayer
09-29-2003, 12:20 PM
He wanted to put them to work taking care of people staying in his chest of drawers hotel.
What caused George to question his heterosexuality?
Brian Damage
09-29-2003, 07:16 PM
Glamour magazine just wasn't doing it for him anymore.
Why did Puddy become a car dealer?
MillenniumMan831
09-29-2003, 07:49 PM
Trick question --- He was never a car dealer.
Why did Jerry, Elaine, and George leave the Chinese restaurant before their names were called.
BTW, just wanted to add that this thread is great!
Brian Damage
09-29-2003, 08:01 PM
They had a lawsuit pending against Ping and didn't want to look bad.
What happened to George's career as a hand model?
MillenniumMan831
09-29-2003, 08:34 PM
He passed it up to be a plus sized model after an agency noticed the pictures Kramer took of him.
Why did Kramer take an interest to the Alex Theater?
KnightFalls
09-29-2003, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by MillenniumMan831
He passed it up to be a plus sized model after an agency noticed the pictures Kramer took of him.
Why did Kramer take an interest to the Alex Theater?
:lol:
He thought he could convert the concession area into a build your own pizza station.
Why did Kramer insist on eating a 50 yr old hot dog?
IGNTBone
09-29-2003, 11:31 PM
He was desperate, to the point of insanity, after Kenny Rogers Roasters closed up.
Why was Elaine made president of the J. Peterman cataloge?
MillenniumMan831
09-29-2003, 11:54 PM
Because she was the only one who ran for election.
Why did the bald woman dump George?
IGNTBone
09-30-2003, 01:25 AM
Because he wasn't Lathian Orthodox.
Why did Jerry and George pretend to bump into each other at the coffee shop, claiming not to have seen each other since high school?
Brian Damage
09-30-2003, 09:05 AM
They like to play pretend every once and awhile.
Why did Kramer run out of his audition at NBC?
wickthayer
09-30-2003, 11:37 AM
He remembered that he had some Kreplac on the stove.
Why did George say it was "My time to live, baby"?
Brian Damage
09-30-2003, 01:17 PM
His fiancee just died.
Why did Frank go crazy at the Jewish singles function?
sinatrastar
09-30-2003, 05:29 PM
There were so many hot, single women he just flipped out and started trying to make out with some of them.
What does it mean to "stop short"?
MillenniumMan831
09-30-2003, 06:42 PM
It's an expression used in stand up comedy which means to stop short of the punchline.
Why was Elaine worried about her dog bite?
Brian Damage
09-30-2003, 07:20 PM
She thought it was werewolf who bit her.
Why was Morty impeached?
MillenniumMan831
09-30-2003, 08:00 PM
Because he bullied around the Mendelbaums.
Why was George screaming "Tippy Toe, Tippy Toe!"?
Brian Damage
09-30-2003, 08:02 PM
Serenity Now was played out.
Why did Jimmy punch out Kramer?
wickthayer
09-30-2003, 10:23 PM
Because he wouldnt make a bootleg copy of Sack Lunch.
Why did Jerry suspect his drycleaner of wearing his clothes out?
MillenniumMan831
09-30-2003, 11:16 PM
Because he sold his shoes the week before.
Why did Jane leave George in the Hamptons?
wickthayer
09-30-2003, 11:56 PM
She heard there was a great sale on pies in the next county.
Why did Kramer have a speed limit sign?
IGNTBone
10-01-2003, 12:37 AM
He was spray-painting the first number white, so that the speed limit would seem much lower than normal.
Why did George always fantasize about being an architect?
Brian Damage
10-01-2003, 09:53 AM
His childhood idol Art Vandelay was one.
Why did George want his girlfriend's relative's death certificate?
wickthayer
10-01-2003, 12:11 PM
He was trying to put a rudimentary scrapbook of her life and death together.
When George said he was going to slip his boss a mickey, what did he mean?
Brian Damage
10-01-2003, 02:14 PM
He was going to take a midget who likes acting and put him in his bosses drink.
What was Sidra referring to when she said, "they're real and they're spectacular."
TheMaestro
10-01-2003, 03:07 PM
The genuine Kryptonite rocks she was showing Jerry that she had on loan from 20th Century Fox.
Why was The Maestro known to walk around with no pants on?
Brian Damage
10-01-2003, 03:14 PM
He liked to take "It" out.
Why did Tony tell George to step off?
sinatrastar
10-01-2003, 03:18 PM
Someone had to take the first step off of the cliff they were stuck on to see whether the rope Kramer tied would hold them or not.
When George wanted to have make up sex with Susan, why did he go see Elaine first?
Brian Damage
10-01-2003, 03:28 PM
He always likes to think of Elaine while doing it. (even though that statement might've been true. ;) )
Why did Elaine steal Puddy's Jesus Fish?
sinatrastar
10-01-2003, 03:33 PM
She needed some scrap metal to try to fix Kramer's slicer.
Why did Lloyd Braun give Elaine a funny look?
Brian Damage
10-01-2003, 03:39 PM
She had mutton in her pockets.
Why did Jerry agree to help Newman with his mail route?
MillenniumMan831
10-01-2003, 06:07 PM
He wanted to make sure no one messed with the BBQ sauce he was expecting.
Why did George order the mozza ball soup?
wickthayer
10-01-2003, 06:09 PM
Because he was feeling a little "depleted" and thought the soup could help.
Why did Kramer suspect the government was training an army of Pigmen?
Brian Damage
10-01-2003, 07:39 PM
Because it coincided with his theory of a Chicken running for president.
Why did the high talker get mad at Jerry.
sinatrastar
10-01-2003, 08:16 PM
Because Jerry refused to wear a really flat shirt that the high talker was promoting.
What is lesser Bobka?
MillenniumMan831
10-01-2003, 08:22 PM
He opens for Banya on Thursday nights.
How did Elaine lose her job with Pendant Publishing?
sinatrastar
10-01-2003, 08:22 PM
She quit it outright to go back to work with Mr. Pitt.
sinatrastar
10-01-2003, 08:23 PM
Why did Mr. Pitt hate pens?
Brian Damage
10-01-2003, 08:23 PM
She criticized Mr. Littman's muffin top idea.
Why did Jerry call his girfriend a Pimple Popper M.D.?
sinatrastar
10-01-2003, 08:33 PM
She liked dirty talk :eyes:
Why did Mr. Pitt hate pens?
Brian Damage
10-02-2003, 09:43 AM
He doesn't like modern technology.
How did the Bubble Boy's bubble pop?
IGNTBone
10-02-2003, 01:13 PM
He realized that Jerry was a phony.
Which acclaimed actor bit Kramer, and why?
Brian Damage
10-02-2003, 01:55 PM
Mel Torme....because he caught on that Kramer was lying about his handicap.
Why didn't Susan like Kramer?
wickthayer
10-02-2003, 02:12 PM
He revealed that he had an affair with her father after John Cheever dumped him.
What are moops?
Brian Damage
10-02-2003, 02:56 PM
the male version of a Schmoopy.
How did George save the whale?
DarwinEx
10-02-2003, 03:16 PM
He had Yankee Stadim filled with water in a bid to get fired, but after the whale was temporarily moved there to save his life George became a hero yet again.
Why did George blame his parents' neighbor for his car problems?
Brian Damage
10-02-2003, 03:25 PM
Because he was afraid of Elaine, the real culprit.
Why did George dig up a city street?
HeartsOfIron
10-02-2003, 08:23 PM
He lost a $20 bill and couldnt let it go.
Why didnt Kramer use his first name?
WeMissTripper
10-02-2003, 10:09 PM
His mom refused to tell him what it was.
Why did Puddy like giving high fives?
KnightFalls
10-02-2003, 11:22 PM
He got to show off his biceps.
What is a face painter?
IGNTBone
10-03-2003, 12:08 AM
Someone like Jerry's girlfriend, who painted Kramer's face in a portrait, and charged George $500 for another work of art, which he refused to pay for.
What happened to Kramer's girlfriend, after Jerry heckled her at her job at Pendant Publishing?
MillenniumMan831
10-03-2003, 12:23 AM
She published an article saying he was gay.
What name did Kramer and Frank agree on for the bra for men?
sinatrastar
10-03-2003, 09:46 AM
The Mimbo.
Why couldnt Elaine go to Atlantic City with Jerry and George?
Brian Damage
10-03-2003, 09:48 AM
The Bro-ziere
How did Elaine become dumb?
sinatrastar
10-03-2003, 12:46 PM
She hung around with the Mimbo for too long.
Why couldnt Elaine go to Atlantic City with Jerry and George?
Brian Damage
10-03-2003, 02:50 PM
She had to do a solid for Kramer.
Why did Jerry refuse to use his girlfriend's toothbrush?
sinatrastar
10-03-2003, 04:14 PM
Because he was a rabid Anti-Dentite.
Where did Kramer get called back to work after a decade long strike?
Brian Damage
10-03-2003, 05:07 PM
Vandelay Industries
Why was the foursome sent to prison?
MillenniumMan831
10-03-2003, 05:19 PM
They peed on the private jet then claimed they were diagnosed with Uromisitsis poisoning.
Why did the gang always go to Monk's?
Brian Damage
10-03-2003, 06:00 PM
For the big breasted waitresses
Why did Uncle Leo not like Jay Leno?
wickthayer
10-03-2003, 08:04 PM
He was an anti-semite.
Why did Jerry get a black eye in Florida?
eringoblah
10-03-2003, 08:33 PM
His father punched him for waking up too late.
Why did Kramer pretend to have a sexual disease?
sinatrastar
10-03-2003, 09:27 PM
He needed an excuse to keep Newman away from him.
Why did Newman want to get transferred Hawai?
Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 11:05 AM
He could climb the palm trees like a ring tailed lemur.
Why did Newman want a vasectomy?
TheDrake
10-04-2003, 11:33 AM
He was always dating new women and he had a problem getting wrappers on protective devices open.
Why did Kramer want to sue Java World?
Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 11:43 AM
They didn't like his idea of Coffee and Tea in the same cup.
Why was Jerry called a phony?
sinatrastar
10-04-2003, 12:38 PM
He pretended he didnt gargle even tho he did.
Why did an ice cream truck driver yell at George?
Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 01:31 PM
The driver was Estelle.
Why did George call himself an eggplant?
sinatrastar
10-04-2003, 02:51 PM
He put on a lot of weight during the Summer of George.
Why did someone try to rob Kramer on the subway?
Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 03:03 PM
He was wearing the mugger's old clothes.
What was so wrong with Elaine's Christmas card?
sinatrastar
10-04-2003, 03:11 PM
It said Happy Halloween.
Why was George suddenly attracted to Elaine in one show?
Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by sinatrastar
It said Happy Halloween.
:lol:
Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 03:22 PM
They slept head to toe and George has got a foot fetish.
Why did the Chinese host yell out Cartwright?
MillenniumMan831
10-04-2003, 03:37 PM
Former Chicago Bulls center Bill Cartwright is a regular there.
Why did Jerry want to be in charge of the music at Joe Mayo's party?
TheMaestro
10-04-2003, 03:39 PM
Former Chicago Bulls center Bill Cartwright is a regular there. :lol:
He wanted to play some Sinatra to make sinatrastar chill out a little.
Why was The Maestro adamant that he not be called Bob?
Brian Damage
10-04-2003, 03:45 PM
His name was Alice.
Why did Kramer drive Genason around?
sinatrastar
10-04-2003, 09:18 PM
He wanted to play some Sinatra to make sinatrastar chill out a little. It worked.
Because he refused to pay for parking.
Why did Izzy Mendelbaum show up at Jerry's apartment?
KnightFalls
10-04-2003, 11:52 PM
He wanted to sample some of Kramer's sausages.
Why did the homeless guy finger Kramer for a crime?
MillenniumMan831
10-04-2003, 11:55 PM
Because Kramer wouldn't let him have any of his free Cafe Lattes.
Why did George insult Steinbrenner when he met him?
KnightFalls
10-04-2003, 11:58 PM
He had always hated the Yankees for not giving his father a shot at playing catcher.
Why did Elaine get thrown out of a soup shop?
sinatrastar
10-05-2003, 11:37 AM
Because she refused to take off her coat.
Why did a writer say that George and Jerry were gay?
Brian Damage
10-05-2003, 12:32 PM
Because deep down they really were.
How did Jerry get fleas?
TheMaestro
10-05-2003, 07:43 PM
He was in the woods looking for Kramer's lost strong box key.
How did Fredo the parrot die?
WeMissTripper
10-05-2003, 09:56 PM
Corbin Bernsen forgot to feed him.
Why did Jerry and George travel to Los Angelos?
IGNTBone
10-05-2003, 11:33 PM
To meet with CBS execs in secret to see if they could get a better deal with the "Jerry" pilot.
Who are the Van Buren Boys?
KnightFalls
10-05-2003, 11:37 PM
Izzy Mendelbaum's fiercest rivels in the crepe business.
Why was George wearing womens glasses?
MillenniumMan831
10-05-2003, 11:39 PM
It was part of a disguise to look like a woman to get in the women's bathroom and see if his girlfriend was 'refunding' her meals.
How did the Mendelbaums end up in the hospital?
KnightFalls
10-05-2003, 11:41 PM
They caught a severe case of fleas from Newman.
Why did George's dad's car get attacked by an angry mob?
Brian Damage
10-06-2003, 10:01 AM
He gave them food poisoning.
Why did Kramer pretend to be a cop?
wickthayer
10-06-2003, 10:38 AM
He was trying to find out who the Lopper was.
How did Slippery Pete get his name?
Brian Damage
10-06-2003, 01:56 PM
He was really sticky. It was a play on words.
What did Frank collect as a hobby?
DarwinEx
10-06-2003, 02:46 PM
vintage raincoats
What videotape did George lose?
Brian Damage
10-06-2003, 03:08 PM
Debbie does Dallas
What did Kramer claim to see in the hospital?
sinatrastar
10-06-2003, 03:25 PM
Joe DiMaggio's twin sister.
Who had a meeting with Kramer to convince him he needed mail.
Brian Damage
10-06-2003, 03:48 PM
Mel Torme
Why did Kramer call Jerry a stubbon, stupid, silly man?
sinatrastar
10-06-2003, 04:14 PM
He refused to change his long distance plan despite personal appeals from John Stamos, Terry Bradshaw and Carrot Top!
What role did Carrot Top play in the show?
Brian Damage
10-06-2003, 05:36 PM
Man hands
Why did Elaine hire Newman?
sinatrastar
10-06-2003, 07:30 PM
She wanted him to eat all of the free chips at Punta Mayo to put them out of business.
What was Jerry's favorite comic book character?
Brian Damage
10-06-2003, 07:57 PM
Sad Sack
What did Kramer refuse to wear?
IGNTBone
10-06-2003, 11:22 PM
The Technicolor Dreamcoat
Why did George want revenge against Elaine's friend at the baby shower?
BubbleBoy
10-06-2003, 11:49 PM
She turned him in for having illegal cable, and she stretched out the neck of his favorite red shirt.
Why did Kramer want Elaine in charge of his will?
Brian Damage
10-07-2003, 10:41 AM
He had a Thing for her.
Why did Kramer sue Sue Ellen Mishkie?
sinatrastar
10-07-2003, 10:56 AM
She wore a prototype of the manzire around without Kramers permission.
Why was Kramer interviewing homeless people?
Brian Damage
10-07-2003, 11:02 AM
He wanted to play one on TV.
Why did Frank and Elaine get into a fight at the police station?
IGNTBone
10-07-2003, 01:13 PM
They were arguing over Melrose Place trivia, and it kinda escalated to a brawl.
Who is Lloyd Braun?
Brian Damage
10-07-2003, 02:21 PM
The guy who invented the twirl.
Why did Lloyd go crazy?
sinatrastar
10-07-2003, 03:32 PM
He couldnt get the image of Elaine's wet T-Shirt out of his head.
Why did Jerry find food under the hood of his car?
Brian Damage
10-07-2003, 08:07 PM
Newmans stove was on the fritz.
Why did George put a tape recorder in his briefcase?
MillenniumMan831
10-07-2003, 08:44 PM
He kept it there to play back Elaine's sexy message whenever he wanted.
Why did Elaine cut her hair?
HeartsOfIron
10-07-2003, 08:48 PM
She couldnt get the oil from Kramer's experiment out of her hair.
How did Jerry's dad invent a new raincoat design?
TheDrake
10-07-2003, 10:13 PM
By going out in the rain at Jerry's umbrella stand. (not sure that is funny)
Why was Uncle Leo arrested?
IGNTBone
10-07-2003, 10:58 PM
He bribed his son Jeffrey with Paul Simon tickets, to not bust him for littering.
What song could George not get out of his head during the dinner with Elaine's father?
eringoblah
10-07-2003, 11:37 PM
Desperado.
Why did George offer to pick up Jerry at the airport?
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