BulletTrain
09-21-2002, 12:14 PM
* For eating peas one at a time.
* For being liked by his parents.
* For being his soul mate.
* For having been with and dumbed by Newman!
* For suggesting to share his toothbrush.
* For shushing him in front of the TV.
* For not tasting his pie.
* For not giving him a massage.
* For not kissing on the third date.
* For being too altrusic.
* For appearing to own only one dress.
* For having man hands.
* For having bad taste in commercials, Dockers'.
* For laughing like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.
* For not laughing at all.
* For throwing her tooth brush down the toilet.
* For possibly having fake breasts.
* For not letting him play with her toys.
* For having "two faces" -- attractive in one light, ugly in another.
* For believing she got gonorrhea from a tractor seat.
*For making him choose between seeing her and speaking in an imaginary voice inspired by her belly button.
* For finishing his sentences.
* For being "too perfect" that her friends kept saying, "its so nice he's doing this for her."
* For not remembering her name
* For thinking his standup act is not funny.
* She thought Jerry was lying about being gay.
* For accussing her of kissing his cousin.
* Jerry almost calls Native American girlfriend "Indian Giver."
* Jerry steals her fungicide.
* Jerry wouldn't eat her Mutton.
* He threatens to tell on her for the hit-and-run.
* Her parents won't allow them to date because they made out during Schindler's List.
* His discount dry cleaning "wife."
* He couldn't show emotion.
* For stockpiling cases of Today sponges.
*She liked people thinking she was chinese, when she wasn't.
*She was too good.
* For being liked by his parents.
* For being his soul mate.
* For having been with and dumbed by Newman!
* For suggesting to share his toothbrush.
* For shushing him in front of the TV.
* For not tasting his pie.
* For not giving him a massage.
* For not kissing on the third date.
* For being too altrusic.
* For appearing to own only one dress.
* For having man hands.
* For having bad taste in commercials, Dockers'.
* For laughing like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.
* For not laughing at all.
* For throwing her tooth brush down the toilet.
* For possibly having fake breasts.
* For not letting him play with her toys.
* For having "two faces" -- attractive in one light, ugly in another.
* For believing she got gonorrhea from a tractor seat.
*For making him choose between seeing her and speaking in an imaginary voice inspired by her belly button.
* For finishing his sentences.
* For being "too perfect" that her friends kept saying, "its so nice he's doing this for her."
* For not remembering her name
* For thinking his standup act is not funny.
* She thought Jerry was lying about being gay.
* For accussing her of kissing his cousin.
* Jerry almost calls Native American girlfriend "Indian Giver."
* Jerry steals her fungicide.
* Jerry wouldn't eat her Mutton.
* He threatens to tell on her for the hit-and-run.
* Her parents won't allow them to date because they made out during Schindler's List.
* His discount dry cleaning "wife."
* He couldn't show emotion.
* For stockpiling cases of Today sponges.
*She liked people thinking she was chinese, when she wasn't.
*She was too good.