Write an Alanis Morisette Song!

[80sTrivia]

I found this site that generates songs in the Alanis style. All you have to do is fill in the blanks provided and presto, you have a song of screaming angst!!! Go here:

Alanis Song Generator (http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html)

I typed in a bunch of nonsensical words and got the following! :lol:

"Why"

Rhinos, turds, cadavers
Why God, Why?
Turds, watermelons, mean people
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mean people
Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Lava lamps, rhinos, fleas
Why God, Why?
Mean people, fleas, cadavers
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mean people
Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mean people
Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

[JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo]

I never kenw my ex-David had so much power over me... lol



"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Parties make me ill
I feel miserable
Gatherings tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Social groups are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of people that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Edgar Allen Poe, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

David Broke My Will to Live
David Broke My Will to Live
David Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
David Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Houses rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Banks defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Tour buses are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of people that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Edgar Allen Poe, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

David Broke My Will to Live
David Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, David Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
David Broke My Will to Live

[Mr. Shy Guy]

"I Think"

I Think Quizzes are really a huge problem
I Think Books are too much on my mind
I Think Pencils have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Red rain, beating down on me
Like a Edgar Allen Poe line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Alisha's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on School
Blame it on School
Blame it on School

I Think Tests are gonna drive us all crazy
And Pens make me feel like a child
I Think Teachers will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Red rain, beating down on me
Like a Edgar Allen Poe line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Alisha's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on School
Blame it on School
Blame it on School

Like a Red rain, beating down on me
Like Alisha's smile, cruel and cold
Like Edgar Allen Poe's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on School
Blame it on School
Blame it on School


:lol: I knew that Teachers were bad!

[Jordan]

I LOVE ALANIS!!!!! :happyface :happyface :happyface

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
I feel miserable
Houses rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Banks defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Tour buses are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die


Tour buses? :rotflmao: That's a great verse up there! :lol:

I'll have to try this out later but I gotta go eat dinner now.

Seriously though, I like Alanis and this is kind of unfair to her....but amusing none the less.

[Hollow]

This is about my old bitch teacher

Gray hair, being a bitch, hell
Why God, Why?
Being a bitch, , mrs mac
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mrs mac
Like a no1 character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

H, gray hair,
Why God, Why?
Mrs mac, , hell
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mrs mac
Like a no1 character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mrs mac
Like a no1 character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

[Mossopp]

I like Alanis, although she's never quite managed to match the brilliance of 'Jagged Little Pill'.

"I Think"

I Think tables are really a huge problem
I Think alarms are too much on my mind
I Think jumble sales have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like a homer simpson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like santa claus's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on dogs
Blame it on dogs
Blame it on dogs

I Think puddles are gonna drive us all crazy
And bananas make me feel like a child
I Think gorillas will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like a homer simpson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like santa claus's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on dogs
Blame it on dogs
Blame it on dogs

Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like santa claus's smile, cruel and cold
Like homer simpson's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on dogs
Blame it on dogs
Blame it on dogs

[InspectorExstead]

"I Think"

I Think libraries are really a huge problem
I Think books are too much on my mind
I Think friendships have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like a Emily Dickinson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like 's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People

I Think phone calls are gonna drive us all crazy
And e-mails make me feel like a child
I Think friends will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like a Emily Dickinson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like 's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like 's smile, cruel and cold
Like Emily Dickinson's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People


lol.

[TibbyTibby2]

Lol!


"I Think"

I Think Boy Bands are really a huge problem
I Think Studios are too much on my mind
I Think Justin Timberlake have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jake's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Boy Bands
Blame it on Boy Bands
Blame it on Boy Bands

I Think Boy Bands are gonna drive us all crazy
And Nick Carter make me feel like a child
I Think Dreamstreet will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jake's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Boy Bands
Blame it on Boy Bands
Blame it on Boy Bands

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like Jake's smile, cruel and cold
Like 's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Boy Bands
Blame it on Boy Bands
Blame it on Boy Bands

[Kay Scarpetta]

:rotflmao:

"Why"

Kids, parents, friends
Why God, Why?
Parents, beer bottles, my life
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of my life
Like a Homer character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Cigaretts, kids, emotions
Why God, Why?
My life, emotions, friends
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of my life
Like a Homer character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this pink misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of my life
Like a Homer character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

[80sTrivia]

Originally posted by Jordan
I LOVE ALANIS!!!!! :happyface :happyface :happyface


I like Alanis too! I think she's a very gifted songwriter and storyteller! I hope no one thought I was dissing Alanis by posting the web site. It's just a bit of gentle ribbing that I'm sure Alanis would laugh at!!! :lol:

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by InspectorExstead


I Think friendships have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People
Blame it on Annoying People

I Think friends will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?



Many a true word spoken in jest......

[Sitcomwriter]

This is kinda mean but I did it anyway....

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"I Think"

I Think retards are really a huge problem
I Think stupidatious things are too much on my mind
I Think mushroom-colored rooms have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a teal rain, beating down on me
Like a Holden McNeal line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amanda Marie LaNoce's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on special ed
Blame it on special ed
Blame it on special ed

I Think little girls are gonna drive us all crazy
And retarded little boys make me feel like a child
I Think retards will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a teal rain, beating down on me
Like a Holden McNeal line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amanda Marie LaNoce's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on special ed
Blame it on special ed
Blame it on special ed

Like a teal rain, beating down on me
Like Amanda Marie LaNoce's smile, cruel and cold
Like Holden McNeal's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on special ed
Blame it on special ed
Blame it on special ed

[Sitcomwriter]

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Movies make me ill
I feel miserable
Films tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Kiddie porn are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Dakota Fanning that I feel this way?
With the teal rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Jon Favreau, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live
Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live
Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Bineries rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Bare feet defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Little girls are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Dakota Fanning that I feel this way?
With the teal rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Jon Favreau, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live
Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

"I Think"

I Think voices are really a huge problem
I Think conversations are too much on my mind
I Think attitudes have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blueish-green rain, beating down on me
Like a no one line, which won't let go of my brain
Like no one's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Teenies
Blame it on Teenies
Blame it on Teenies

I Think no brains are gonna drive us all crazy
And ****s make me feel like a child
I Think asses will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blueish-green rain, beating down on me
Like a no one line, which won't let go of my brain
Like no one's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Teenies
Blame it on Teenies
Blame it on Teenies

Like a blueish-green rain, beating down on me
Like no one's smile, cruel and cold
Like no one's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Teenies
Blame it on Teenies
Blame it on Teenies

[TheGreatPretender]

I feel miserable
Preps make me ill
I feel miserable
People tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Bigots are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of ignorance that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Robert Frost, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Chris Broke My Will to Live
Chris Broke My Will to Live
Chris Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Chris Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Racists rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
crusaders defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
*******s are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of ignorance that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Robert Frost, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Chris Broke My Will to Live
Chris Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Chris Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Chris Broke My Will to Live

[TheGreatPretender]

Speaking of Alanis i was watching true spin yesterday on vh1 and it showed a documentary on that song "You Oughta Know" (sry i don't know the exact name) and they were talking about the ex boyfriend that inspired her to write that song. Alanis still refuses to say but they said that it might be Dave Coulier because he went out with her for a while. i dunno if that is true but it would be funny if it was. i mean imagine innocent Joey from Full House pissing of Alanis Morrisette. :lol: