Worst Movie EVER!!!!

[TJL]

To borrow a line from the comic book store guy on "The Simpsons"
I had the displeasure of viewing the "worst movie ever" this weekend.

"Rollerball," starring Chris Klein, LL Cool J. and Joh Stamos' wife.

I am warning you, this film is soooo bad, you'll have to take a shower afterwards to wash the bad movie ickyness from your body. Avoid it at Blockbuster Video. Just walk away.

There is no script. There is no plot. There is no memorable scenes or dialogue. Everyone involved with this film should never be allowed to make movies again.

Do yourself a favor, rent the 1975 original starring James Cahn. It is a billion times better than this piece of garbage.

Anyway, this film is now my pick as the worst film ever made. Anyone else have a worst movie ever???

[Mijada]

I saw this one a few years ago called "Dracula Dead and Loving it". That was soooooo dumb. Also the "Psycho" remake.

[Brian]

Any movie you see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad. The worst movie in my opinion, though, is Irwin Allen's The Swarm. That movie has an excellent cast (Michael Caine, Fred MacMurray, Slim Pickens, Patty Duke, Henry Fonda) but everything else sucked. The writing was horrible, the plot was horrible, and it didn't help that many of the characters in the movie die.

[Babes_Cat]

Autumn in New York.....









HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by Mijada
Also the "Psycho" remake.

That was the exact same thing as the original...same script and all.

[Mijada]

Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz


That was the exact same thing as the original...same script and all.
That's why it sucked. The original movie was very good with an excellent cast but in the remake the guy who played Norman Bates wasn't even scary. Tony Perkins was much more convincing. As far as I'm concerned they should have just rereleased the original movie like they did with "Grease".

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by BJL
Any movie you see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad. The worst movie in my opinion, though, is Irwin Allen's The Swarm. That movie has an excellent cast (Michael Caine, Fred MacMurray, Slim Pickens, Patty Duke, Henry Fonda) but everything else sucked. The writing was horrible, the plot was horrible, and it didn't help that many of the characters in the movie die.

Oh, come on, "I Accuse My Parents" is good. :lol: "Squirm" ain't bad either.

I hated "Waiting to Exhale." AHHHH!!!!! :mad:

[Plata]

I thought "Go" and "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" were the crappiest movies ever made. :( :mad: :eek:

[KDluvsChachi]

believe it or not, i like most movies that i see.
but Billy Elliot was NOT the best movie ever!
but i like those completely dorky movies. my family leaves during the movies i rent (example Drowning Mona w/ (hottie!) Casey Affleck. i like it...)

[Sitcomwriter]

Longshot with Screech,Britney Spears and Kenny Rogers...

Nuff said!

[Ewan's My Man]

-Saving Silverman
-Summer Catch
and the absolute WORSE movie EVER:


































MATILDA!

[Mr. Shy Guy]

I thought the pig movies, Babe and Gordy were bad.

[LaverneShirley]

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
Autumn in New York

I completely agree. I detested that movie.

[DarleneIllyria]

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
MATILDA![/SIZE]

Mara may be a tad bit annoying, but I liked that movie. Danny Devito looks just like my uncle. No joke. I find the movie amusing just for that reason. lol

Seriously, one of the worst movies I've seen has already been mentioned. The Psycho remake- I love the 4 movies with Tony Perkins, but Vince Vaugn just didn't cut it as the Norman Bates kind of fella.

[SomeOneNeedsAHug]

i think the worst movie is not an other teen movie!!!! it has no piont at all!!!! there is no plat..it's just gross!!!! adn thats not right . no mtter how nasty it is it need to have a plot!!!!jeez ppl :livid:

[Cokies]

I just watched "Not Another Teen Movie". Horrible. Tedious. Bad.

[TibbyTibby2]

no offense to anyone who saw and like this i HATED.....

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS!

[QueenOfTheGypsies]

"Hanging Up." It's absolutely awful!!!

[TJL]

Originally posted by BJL
Any movie you see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad.

The worst movie ever on MST3K was "Manos The Hands Of Fate."

The writers and creative personel on the show believe that may have well been the worst film they ever put on the show.

I agree. That movie is horrific.

[Plata]

Also, I thought Brave Heart was a terrible movie. My dad rented it a long time ago because his brother had told him that it was a good movie and he had died, so my dad and I decided to rent the movie. Well, the movie absolutely sucked! We both hated that film! And, also I'm not too much of a fan in movies that are of the genre of, well, I guess it was fantasy. But, it was one of the worst top ten films of all time in my opinion.

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by Plata
Also, I thought Brave Heart was a terrible movie......also I'm not too much of a fan in movies that are of the genre of, well, I guess it was fantasy. But, it was one of the worst top ten films of all time in my opinion.

What? 'Braveheart' isn't a fantasy movie! Despite a few historical inaccuracies it is essentially a true story - or at least based on true events. It certainly isn't fantasy!

[Will and Grace Fanatic]

I heard Glitter was a pretty bad movie.

[LucyCompanyPhan]

Originally posted by QueenOfTheGypsies
"Hanging Up." It's absolutely awful!!!


that movie was horrible! i didnt even finish the whole thing.

Someone Like You
Kate & Leopold

[Liza]

I would like to say that each of these movies I saw under protest, and I hope that no one else is made to suffer what I did in sitting through all of them.

1) TOMMY
2) SCARY MOVIE 1 & 2
3) DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
4) GETTING EVEN WITH DAD
5) DROWNING MONA
6) EXIT TO EDEN

[consentida]

Originally posted by Liza
I would like to say that each of these movies I saw under protest, and I hope that no one else is made to suffer what I did in sitting through all of them.


5) DROWNING MONA


I thought Drowning Mona was a funny movie. I mean, it wasnt great but it was like...stupid funny....maybe its just because I'm Bette Midler fan...but it made me laugh....

[-*Forever*-]

Originally posted by SomeOneNeedsAHug
i think the worst movie is not an other teen movie!!!! it has no piont at all!!!! there is no plat..it's just gross!!!! adn thats not right . no mtter how nasty it is it need to have a plot!!!!jeez ppl :livid:

Exactly!!!!!!!! I mean, American Pie was all about sex, but there was a plot.....

[Mr. Stefani]

Longshot with Screech,Britney Spears and Kenny Rogers...

That wasnt a movie..It was a gimmick created by Lou Pearlman to make money off his former artists. It was made liek 3 years ago, and all the people in it(Britney SPears, nsync...) did it as a personal favor..Thats why they had such small parts.

[Carmen_Epstein]

All Brady Bunch movies
Oh Heavenly Dog
Cops and Robbersons
Hairspray
Mac and Me
All Benji and Lassie Movies
Ghost Dad
Romantic Comedy
Arthur 2 On the Rocks

And Nell, I was bored through the movie.

[SBTB Geek]

"Not Another Teen Movie"

"Freddy Got Fingered"

"Glitter"

"A Very Brady Sequel"

"XXX"

[buddy love]

the most numbing and depressing time I ever spent in a theater was seeing the John Belushi/Dan Ackroyd film "Neigbors"--I don't think there was a single genuine laugh in that film.

[Titania]

http://www.rinkworks.com/badmovie/

[Brian]

I forgot to add Halloween movies 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Halloween H20 is good, though. I haven't seen the recent one.

[Sammy M. Malone]

I am a huge fan of ted's so being that i rented a movie he like guest-starred in. Its called "Mumford" i turned it off in the middle i got soo tired of it. Dont spend the money on it!

[Babes_Cat]

Insomnia?

[sara]

Two words Bio Dome. My bothers and I rented this once, (and believe me once was enough). My brothers only saw the last hour or so, and they said it was horrible. I told them that was the good part. That was the part that was somewhat watchable, but not by much.

[Brian]

You can add "Tarzan, the Ape Man" to the list of the worst movies ever made. It was not really about Tarzan and it had a lot of...well, let's not get into that.

[APPLEI]

the worst movie of alltime in my opinion is
SARGENT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND starring the bee gees and peter frampton.

[Bluestone]

SCARY MOVIE 2

I borrowed it from a friend, but I turned it off after about fifteen minutes. It was just no good!!!

The first was no classic either, but it was nowhere near this bad.

[Sitcomwriter]

Here are 2 more:

Uncorked-Minnie Driver in an unfunny comedy about a guy sitting on a Pillar and never getting off.

Terror Firmer-Yeah this movie is weird!

[Notorious]

~Vanilla Sky
~Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
~The Godfather

---

They all suck

[callmetootie]

The remake of Planet Of The Apes was unwatchable...the worst film of all time,

[dlemond]

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I just wanted to note that I believe these movies people mentioned are nowhere near the worst ever.

First off:

The Godfather
-excellent movie, regarded as possibly one of the top 10 movies of all time. Nominated for Best Picture, won Best Director, won Best Leading Actor. Al Pacino, James Caan, and Robert Duvall all nominated for Best Supporting Actor.

Braveheart
-though not a favorite it was very well done, and uh, won Best Picture and Best Director Oscars.

Babe
- good, solid, cute movie that was even nominated for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Supporting Actor

Lord of the Rings
-though not a Tolkein fan, I appreciated its quality and was highly entertained. Also, nominated for 13 of Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director and won 4 including Cinematography and Best Score.

These are my opinions, and I just used the Oscars to back me up.
Though the Academy Awards isnt right on all the time, they far from nominate anything that can be considered the worst.
Their biggest crime is not including some excellent films and nominees that may be better than the ones nominated.

Oh and finally:
I kinda liked "Mumford."
It may have been boring to some, but in no movie review book will you see one star or "bomb" next to it.

[callmetootie]

Babe was a good film, but both Braveheart and LOTR were epic rip-offs of other films.

[dlemond]

Originally posted by callmetootie
Babe was a good film, but both Braveheart and LOTR were epic rip-offs of other films.

What films did they rip off?
I can understand maybe Braveheart with some other sweeping epic movie (please name it though), but LOTR- who did they rip off?

I mean it's based on Tolkein's book so how could that be?
Did another movie exhibit simliar cinematography because it sure isn't the story they ripped off.

Please tell me which movies they ripped off.

[*ShortCake*]

i hated vanilla sky .. worst movie ever!!, hmm what else, i hated IT too lol.. and mimic. OH YES, and Scarlett was pretty bad too.

-Ashley

[Swimfan85]

groundhog day:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[isiahthomas]

Vanilla Sky was terrible, i didn't understand that movie at all. Cameron Diaz is so cute. I hated a lot of movies, i'm gonna tell u what they are. I hated Woo with Jada Pinkett & Tommy Davidson, What's The Worst That Could Happen with Martin Lawrence, Danny Devito, Bernie Mac, The Inkwell with Larenz Tate & Jada Pinkett, Why Do Fools Fall In Love with Larenz Tate, Halle Berry, Vivica Fox, Lela Rochon, Held Up with Jamie Foxx & Nia Long, The Glass Shield with Ice Cube(i thought Ice Cube had a big part in this when i first saw the previews), A Vampire In Brooklyn with Eddie Murphy & Angela Bassett(i can't believe Angela was in that), The Witches Of Eastwick, The Fabolous Baker Boys, Original Sin with Antonio Banderas & Angelina Jolie, CopLand with Sylvester Stallone, Ray Liotta, Harvey Keitel, Robert De Niro, Rambo III, Beverly Hills Cop III, Monster's Ball, Blaze, Boiling Point with Wesley Snipes, She's Gotta Have It, Crooklyn, Half Past Dead, Gang Related, Bullet, Gridlock'd, A Rage In Harlem, Police Academy VI, Kingdom Come.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

well being a Nicole Kidman fan and NOT liking what he did to her I dont LIKE any of Toms movies (well with the exception of Top Gun and Jerry Macguire) and UGH I CAN NOT stand that little Jennifer Love Hewitt so I CANT STAND I know what you did last summer and I STILL know what you did last summer

[isiahthomas]

Is Tom & Nicole's Days Of Thunder movie any good? I was thinkin about renting that yrs ago but never did. I know their Far & Away movie sucked. Eyes Wide Shut kinda sucked too. I kinda liked Nicole's To Die For movie with Matt Dillon. Nicole is very cute.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by isiahthomas
Is Tom & Nicole's Days Of Thunder movie any good? I was thinkin about renting that yrs ago but never did. I know their Far & Away movie sucked. Eyes Wide Shut kinda sucked too. I kinda liked Nicole's To Die For movie with Matt Dillon. Nicole is very cute. Ya know I remember watching Days of Thunder when it first came out and to tell you the truth the ONLY thing i liked about it WAS Nicole :) if you wanna see a REALLY good Nicole Movie theres three "The Others", "Practical Magic" and "Moulin Rouge" thats just MY opinion i'm sure OTHERS will disagree :)

[~*Hannah_Lee*~]

Whoever said "Lord of The Rings" was bad, was wrong. That movie was definately and Academy-Award worthy film. But if I had to name the worst movie I have ever saw, it would definately have to be "Mission to Mars". That was by far, the most idiotic thing I have ever watched. I hated it! It was sooooooo dumb! Never, EVER rent that movie!

[Brad]

Freddy Got Fingered
Any Chevy Chase starring vehicle post-1990
Anything with Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Give My Regards To Broad Street (Paul, Ringo, what were you boys thinking)
Not Another Teen Movie

[*ShortCake*]

Isiah.. rent Days of Thunder its very good!! and Far & Away thats really good too!! But Far & Away is better then Days of Thunder, and they both have Tom Cruise in them. :)

[Central Perk]

"Jingle All The Way"

-Everything about it is bad...the story and the special affects are horrible! The only good thing about it is Phil Hartman.

[Faith]

Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the ring
Any starwars movies( JMO)
Any James Bond movie
Lake Placid

[*ShortCake*]

DONT GO SEE The Hot Chick. IT was the stupidest movie !! I should have read the reviews before I wasted my money. E! gave it an F. The only good thing in the movie was mathew lawrence :D

[isiahthomas]

I know Tom Cruise are in both of those movies & i have no interest in seeing Far & Away. Sylvester Stallone has made a few terrible movies such as Judge Dredd, Oscar, CopLand, Driven. Wasn't Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad in Jingle All The Way? Arnold has played in some terrible movies also like The Last Action Hero, Total Recall, Predator, Raw Deal, Conan The Barbarian & Conan The Destroyer, Red Sonja. Kadeem Hardison has played in a lot of bad movies like Gunmen, A Vampire In Brooklyn, Def By Temptation.

[britt britt]

Originally posted by *ShortCake*
DONT GO SEE The Hot Chick. IT was the stupidest movie !! I should have read the reviews before I wasted my money. E! gave it an F. The only good thing in the movie was mathew lawrence :D

aah, I know I saw it with my friends the day it came out, it sucked.
waste of money. it's more of a movie to rent when you have nuthin else to do.

[JDS84]

Signs. I saw it at the movies and I wanted my money back. It sucked so bad. :mad:

[sara]

Mars Attacks was horrible.

[APPLEI]

Originally posted by sara
Mars Attacks was horrible.
mars attacks is funny if you don't take it seriously and mute the music off.

[AndreAA]

I hated Fast and the furious, lord of the rings, and cruel intentions

[Titania]

lord of the rings
any of those disney sequels
most westerns
scarlett

[Unwanted Angel]

Moulin Rouge (Or hoever you spell it)-This movie was so stupid after 20 mins i turned it off.
Harry Potter-Hated the book and the movie
Lord Of The Rings-Made no sense at all

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by Joyce Dewitt's#1 Fan
Moulin Rouge OHMYGOSH I LOVE that Movie but then again I'M A HUGE Nicole Kidman fan NOW THAT Minority REPORT with TOM CRUISE THAT I didnt like

[Sara Micelli]

Originally posted by CaitlinMoore2002
OHMYGOSH I LOVE that Movie but then again I'M A HUGE Nicole Kidman fan NOW THAT Minority REPORT with TOM CRUISE THAT I didnt like

I dislike Tom Cruise with a passion.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by popcornperson2002


I dislike Tom Cruise with a passion. Me to Sara MAINLY because i'm a HUGE Nicole Kidman fan and I DO NOT like what he DID TO HER :mad:

[Brian Damage]

Any movie that is made by Merchant & Ivory. I despise period pieces like Jefferson in Paris etc, etc.

[Janice]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Any movie that is made by Merchant & Ivory. I despise period pieces like Jefferson in Paris etc, etc.
Brian, finally something we don't agree on. I love Merchant Ivory Productions. One of my favorite movies is The Remains of The Day. I own it, and I only own a few movies.
:)

[Brian Damage]

I'm shocked and disappointed in you. ;)

[blackbeard]

1,000,000 years B.C. although Rachal Welch looked awesome in this movie

[Janice]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I'm shocked and disappointed in you. ;)
Begging forgiveness :notworthy
;)

[Brian Damage]

*Hmph!* I guess you'll just have to make it up to me. :D

[Sara Micelli]

Originally posted by CaitlinMoore2002
Me to Sara MAINLY because i'm a HUGE Nicole Kidman fan and I DO NOT like what he DID TO HER :mad:

I dislike him for the same reason. I liked Nicole Kidman ALOT in Moulin Rouge(it was a great movie). I also like her ALOT better than Penelope Cruz. I don't know why he'd rather be with Penelope.

[Brian]

Originally posted by JDS84
Signs. I saw it at the movies and I wanted my money back. It sucked so bad. :mad:

I beg to differ. It's not as good as 6th Sense and the ending sort of fell flat but it was an excellent movie. I don't know if it's Oscar-worthy but, IMI, it does not fall into the category of "worst movie ever." I saw it in theaters and there were several instances when people actually screamed in the theater!!!

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by popcornperson2002


I dislike him for the same reason. I liked Nicole Kidman ALOT in Moulin Rouge(it was a great movie). I also like her ALOT better than Penelope Cruz. I don't know why he'd rather be with Penelope. Yeah I KNOW Penelope is ugly IMO and CANT ACT
Have you seen Practical Magic thats one of my FAVE MOVIES and its got Nicole ANDDD Sandra Bullock in it :)

[Brian]

Last night I saw Tarzan, the Ape Man with Bo Derek and I have to say, it sucks. It has literally no action whatsoever. It is cheesy, poorly acted, and is boring. This movie is strictly for Bo-peepers. Like Leonard Maltin says, "If you really want to see Derek unclothed, buy a pinup calendar."

[MandieR1980]

The worst movie I ever saw was "The Neverending Story 3", the first one was the best the second one sucked and this one was the worst thing I ever saw it wasn't even close to the original!

[TelevisionQueen]

IMO, I think Moulin Rouge is the worst movie I have seen in a looong time...I know I'm the minority here, but I watched the first 15 minutes, and I had to shut it off...I love Nicole Kidman, but I hated that movie!

[tvfan 2]

Worst movie ever:
Batman & Robin

[JoPol_wannabe]

Th worst movies: 12 Monkeys that is just the stupiedset movie ever I fell alseep after the first 10mins of it. Oh and once when I was over at my friends house we went to rent some movies and she rented CoolWorld and that is the worst movie ever it's a rip off of Roger Rabbit but my friend said that people told her that movie was good and we've just watched the first 10mins of it and we looked at each other and we were like people thought this was good. But we watched the whole thing thinking it might get better boy were we wrong, so don't ever rent that movie it isn't worth your money.

[dlemond]

Originally posted by JoPol_wannabe
Th worst movies: 12 Monkeys that is just the stupiedset movie ever I fell alseep after the first 10mins of it. Oh and once when I was over at my friends house we went to rent some movies and she rented CoolWorld and that is the worst movie ever it's a rip off of Roger Rabbit but my friend said that people told her that movie was good and we've just watched the first 10mins of it and we looked at each other and we were like people thought this was good. But we watched the whole thing thinking it might get better boy were we wrong, so don't ever rent that movie it isn't worth your money.

I really liked 12 Monkeys.
Very well done, well acted, and the time travel/change history paradox is very effective. You have to watch it to the end.

Brad Pitt (who was nominated for an Oscar for his role) and Bruce Willis were great.

Terry Gilliam movies take a little patience (perhaps a little slow going to start) but the rewards are worth it.