View Full Version : Grrr....stupid robins!!!
dawsongirl
06-19-2002, 10:49 PM
Okay, so we have this family of robins who built a nest on our electric meter. It's about 6-7 feet from our back door, the one we use the most. Most of the time the mother bird and the father bird would just ignore us as we went in and out of the door, but now those $%&#@ birds have taken to dive bombing us. We go nowhere near their stupid nest and yet they do that. We can't even walk out our back door anymore. Every other robin family that has built a nest there has been nice, but this bitch bird...
I HATE BIRDS.
:lol: I'm sorry. That sounds horrible. However, it is one of the funniest things I've heard all day. Thanks :lol:
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AllIWantIsYourClutch
06-19-2002, 10:53 PM
Carry metal garbage can lids with you. Hold them up and BAM! Flat-nosed robin.
Mr. Shy Guy
06-19-2002, 10:53 PM
:lol: That does suck though.
Kay Scarpetta
06-19-2002, 10:56 PM
:lol: sorry, but that's awful funny.
Why don't you try and shoot them with a tranquilizing gun?
dawsongirl
06-19-2002, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz
Carry metal garbage can lids with you. Hold them up and BAM! Flat-nosed robin.
Ooo, good plan! But I don't have any. :(
And if I tried shooting them with any kind of gun, I'd probably hit the neighbor's kid. Picture that. :D
FOLrocks1
06-19-2002, 11:02 PM
LOL...no offence but that's funny.:lol:
ISmellFine
06-19-2002, 11:04 PM
Amy your siggie picture is making me laff.......
AllIWantIsYourClutch
06-19-2002, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Maura Tierney
Amy your siggie picture is making me laff.......
:lol: Are the rest of those pictures making you...."laff?" :grineyes:
LoL
DarleneIllyria
06-19-2002, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
And if I tried shooting them with any kind of gun, I'd probably hit the neighbor's kid. Picture that. :D
lol- I'm sorry about the birds dawsongirl. Until recently, I had one of those rain frogs right outside my house and whenever it ribbit, it sounded just like a duck. I swear. I think that little froggie moved on. Hope the birds move for you too, dawsongirl.
Montana Ponine
06-20-2002, 01:20 AM
I'm sorry about your robin family, but that IS really funny. :lol: Hmmm.....maybe if ya tried feeding them poisoned food...? hehehehhe....
Squakin' SOB birds! lol-- My friend put a window in on her house. It was near a tree that the birds happen to hang out in. The birds were confused by their reflection in the window and dive bombed themselves all day long. One was especially obsessed with the battle. My friend taped a couple of those silvery strips that they put on grape vines and fruit trees for the purpose of scareing the birds off. It worked. You could either tape some of those near the door, or to yourself, wear them like earrings or hair ribbons whenever you step out the door. If that's not enough, come out of your door with spuirt guns a blarin' from both hands for good measure.
Polniaczek033
06-20-2002, 10:07 AM
:lol: LOL! Sorry for your problem. I have something sorta like that. There is a family of house sparrows outside my window. I could kill them! Every SUNDAY morning; squak! squak!
Swimfan85
06-20-2002, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
I HATE BIRDS.
ditto...they are evil...one ****** in my hair...I was babysitting for this kid and he put his bird on my head...................EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
dawsongirl
06-20-2002, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by kittflynn
Squakin' SOB birds! lol-- My friend put a window in on her house. It was near a tree that the birds happen to hang out in. The birds were confused by their reflection in the window and dive bombed themselves all day long. One was especially obsessed with the battle. My friend taped a couple of those silvery strips that they put on grape vines and fruit trees for the purpose of scareing the birds off. It worked. You could either tape some of those near the door, or to yourself, wear them like earrings or hair ribbons whenever you step out the door. If that's not enough, come out of your door with spuirt guns a blarin' from both hands for good measure.
Hey, I should try those strip things. Wear them all over my head. :D
Mossopp
06-20-2002, 02:35 PM
You should count yourself lucky - birds sing all day but at least they shut up at night. My stupid, ignorant neighbours have 3 big dogs which bark constantly from 7am untill midnight! Not to mention their 2 screaming kids! How'd you like to live next to that?! I'll swap barking dogs and shouting children for your dive-bombing birds anyday!
TibbyTibby2
06-20-2002, 02:49 PM
Sorry! I HATE BIRDS! Theres a bee hive by my FRONT door! My mommy poyred Ammonia down on it ( it was under thee porchy thing) HA GO MUM!
Kristina
06-20-2002, 03:13 PM
Bird love bread MWAHAHA, you can put a pill in the bread and put them on the floor when they eat it the medicine will drug them up and kill them. JUst roll the pill up with wheat bread, they'll love it, try tylenol.
Kristina
06-20-2002, 03:14 PM
Nevermind lol I love birdies too much that was just too evil lol.
Kay Scarpetta
06-20-2002, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Mossopp
You should count yourself lucky - birds sing all day but at least they shut up at night.
Haha, in America they don't! My neighbors have a tree in their yard, and ALL NIGHT thr birds are out there singing. ALL NIGHT! No wonder why I'm always dead on my feet, I can't get any bloody sleep! Honestly, I need a tranquilizing gun to shoot them
Warm & Fuzzy
06-20-2002, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
:lol: sorry, but that's awful funny.
Why don't you try and shoot them with a tranquilizing gun? Because she's non-violent, Karli, lol. :lol:
Anyhow, sorry about the darn robins, lol.
Warm & Fuzzy
06-20-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Lucille Ball Forever
Nevermind lol I love birdies too much that was just too evil lol. WAY too evil! lol. :lol:
Czas na Zywiec
06-20-2002, 06:17 PM
Buy a birdbath and put it right by the nest. Then fill it up with Jack Daniels #9 and viola, no more birds dashing towards your head!
Kay Scarpetta
06-20-2002, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Buy a birdbath and put it right by the nest. Then fill it up with Jack Daniels #9 and viola, no more birds dashing towards your head!
:lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dawsongirl
06-20-2002, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Buy a birdbath and put it right by the nest. Then fill it up with Jack Daniels #9 and viola, no more birds dashing towards your head!
LOL!! They'd be stumbling drunk all over my feet! :lol:
Birds never let birds drink and fly.
Kay Scarpetta
06-21-2002, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by dawsongirl
Birds never let birds drink and fly.
:rotflmao:
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