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ks
05-09-2002, 05:59 PM
This was sent to me in an e-mail, and considering this is a TD cop board I thought I'd post it. There are a few good ones in here, and perhaps you have some of your own. Anyway, here are "12 Thing Not To Say To A Cop:"


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in
>Texas)
>
>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>
>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>
>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>
>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>
>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
>police officer.
>
>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>
>8. I pay your salary!
>
>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
>too!
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>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>
>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
>cars around. That's how far ahead of me they ar! e.
>
>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
>drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
>glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Love The Facts Of Life
05-09-2002, 06:25 PM
That's pretty funny thanx 4 posting it.
MyStErIoUs ChIck
05-09-2002, 06:34 PM
hehe
-*Forever*-
05-09-2002, 06:36 PM
LOL!! Some of those are funny.
Kate McCafferty
05-09-2002, 06:44 PM
LOL those are funny!, Aren't you the guy from the Village People is my favorite. Hehe :D
#1_Nancy_McKeon
05-09-2002, 07:07 PM
"So, uh, what do you use those latex gloves for?" HAHAHA
Warm & Fuzzy
05-09-2002, 07:29 PM
LOL! :rotflmao:

Here's one.....

Whatever a cop says to you, repsond with a "What?" and play stupid, lol. That would annoy them enough. ;)

(Unless they get to you first :p)
InspectorExstead
05-09-2002, 07:44 PM
lol...:lol: :happyface :lol: those were funnay!
AllIWantIsYourClutch
05-09-2002, 08:14 PM
:rotflmao:
Jo/Blair_fan
05-09-2002, 09:59 PM
my dad got the same thing in a e-mail and i showed it to a friend who is a cop and she was cracking up!! The first time i saw it i couldn't stop laughing:lol:
MyStErIoUs ChIck
05-09-2002, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
"So, uh, what do you use those latex gloves for?" HAHAHA

:lol:
#1_Nancy_McKeon
05-10-2002, 12:11 AM
"You know, handcuffs aren't just for criminals."

Man, I'm on a roll. LOL
MyStErIoUs ChIck
05-10-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
"You know, handcuffs aren't just for criminals."

Man, I'm on a roll. LOL

I'm on a roll too... (rolling on the floor
laughing my ass off, that is) :rotflmao:
Kay Scarpetta
05-10-2002, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
"You know, handcuffs aren't just for criminals."

Man, I'm on a roll. LOL

:rotflmao: Funny, Miranda :lol:
Swimfan85
05-10-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
"You know, handcuffs aren't just for criminals."

Man, I'm on a roll. LOL


took me a couple minuets but ive finally caught on....LOL FUUUUUUNYY MIRANDA!
XoVanillaRain90oX
05-10-2002, 10:37 PM
ummm....:confused:
Jinny Girl
05-24-2002, 10:36 PM
"Oh look Im real sorry for being a reckless driver... Let me explain. U see my gun fell off my lap ansd i really quickly tried to grb it and thats when i swerved, but then when i got up to regain control I knocked my beer on my lap, and that caused me to hit the gas real hard and the car to speed, then I got on the wrong side of the road because I was going so fast, and i couldn't see too well because my vision is impared."
"Why don't you have glasses?"
"I don't need them. It's only impared when I'm stoned... So you see it was all just one big mistake, you can let me go now."