Fav Quotes

[NMK_GG_FAN]

everyone post ur favorite quotes!!!...i love DW quotes!!!! post ASAP

[GeorgiaBelle848]

OmG...this is such a good idea!! Well I have a bajillion quotes to post but since I don't have that much time I'll just post a couple real short ones right now...

Mary Jo: (to JD, explaining that she has never been with another man before) "Ted's idea of foreplay was grabbing my ankles and yelling 'make a wish!'"

Charlene:I love knowledge...in fact I yearn for it (She's said that a lot, it's not that funny by itself but whenever she says it I just crack up *hehe*)

[Little Dixie Carter]

I love how JULIA terminates Shannon in Reese's friend. What JULIA tells Reese in Heart Attacks. And when JULIA calls Reese in The Mistress.!:)

[-*Forever*-]

Mary Jo: YO GOVERNOR! Got our head stuck in the fence. Can't get it out. And Miss Betts won't give us a saw!

Well all the onez in my siggy and there's more but I can't remember em.... any of em :/

[Little Dixie Carter]

Originally posted by Annie Potts Forever
Mary Jo: YO GOVERNOR! Got our head stuck in the fence. Can't get it out. And Miss Betts won't give us a saw!

Well all the onez in my siggy and there's more but I can't remember em.... any of em :/

OKKKKKKKKKKKK:confused: :confused:

[NMK_GG_FAN]

i like this one of julia's
Anthony-BoO~...i got you i scared you guys
Julia-yes, anthony u got us, u got us good, you scared us right out of our pajammas, anthony has the scariest costume, charlene has the scariest stories, but I've got the scariest life because i have to work with u people....

HAHA

[GeorgiaBelle848]

LoL!! I love that one! I was just thinking about it!! NMK GG Fan!! and Annie Potts Forever...I love all your quotes cuz Annie is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Little Dixie Carter]

I love the one called The Naked Truth Reservations For 8 Reservations for 12 + Ursla A Blast From the past What Julia says in My Daughter Myself about going into the men's restroom! I have More DIXIE quotes but AHHHHH I can't remember them!

[GeorgiaBelle848]

Annie Potts Web Clip!!!!! (http://swetv.com/webclips/a.html#anydaynow)

I just found this the other day!!! It's like seven minutes long with Annie and Lorraine Toussaint from Any Day Now, and they're being interviewed by a lady, but you can only see Annie and Lorraine!! It's awesome! Annie looks so cute and I have the same zip-up that she's wearing in it!! *hehe*

[Little Dixie Carter]

Lucky You! That's cool but I still say DIXIE CARTER is the best!!!!!

[GeorgiaBelle848]

LoL ya ya ya ....Delta is gonna be on Family Law next week!!! did y'all see that!! I love Dixie! I'm so excited!! Only six days and one half hour until it airs!! I'm so happy that Dixie is finally getting major cases again!! She pretty much has had like two lines in like every episode this season but the last few episodes she's been coming back!! yay!!!

[Little Dixie Carter]

I know! Same here!

[HALANDME]

Hm....good quotes, here's one from Heart Attacks
Reese: So you wanna give me a lecture
Julia: Nope, right now I can only think of three words
Reese: What are they?
Julia: Thank you God
Reese: I thought you were gonna say I love you
Julia: That too!
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Or..here's one from Reservations for 8
Julia: History has shown that it has been the men who have done the raping and the killing and the robbing and most OF the mischief making, so if the world isn't what you had in mind, then you only have yourselves to THANK!
Reese: Well is that what you think about men? Well I'll tell you something about women, they're always late!
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Or another one from that episode:
Dash: You know Suzanne, if you want to talk about our sex life, you should just rent the scoreboard at the Superbowl, it would be a heck of a lot more private!
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And one more:
Reese: What are all these little bags for?
Suzanne: Oh, those are my cosmetics.
Reese: My word.... nobody's that ugly.
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That's about all for now! But I'll come back with more when I think of them!

[Little Dixie Carter]

I love those!

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Originally posted by HALANDME

And one more:
Reese: What are all these little bags for?
Suzanne: Oh, those are my cosmetics.
Reese: My word.... nobody's that ugly.



i love that one! That's why it's in my signature.

[Little Dixie Carter]

I love the ones in Mamed and Scenes From A Mall. They are so hillarious.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[BeatleMoe]

In Allison's premiere episode, she insults Carlene, who is getting PMS, and passes out on the couch.
Allison: What's wrong with her
Charlene: She's suffering from Premenstrual Cramps.
Allison: You are suffering from PMS?
Carlene: Well actually i call it FTS, Fixin to Start. And we'd generally say that your cousin is visiting. So when Anthony said Julia's cousin was visiting, I thought she was fixing to start. And then you showed up. Isn't that funny?

That was priceless!

[BonniesLilCutiePie]

I forgot about that one! That is hillarious! :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Georgia's on my Mind]

This is my new favorite one....
Mary Jo: So how did it go?
Charlene: I'll tell you in a minute....... I fell asleep.
Mary Jo: When?
Charlene: I'm not sure.... I think it was right after we said Hello and shook hands.
Julia: How long, did you sleep?
Charlene: I think about 15 minutes.... We were sitting on the sofa in his office you know? talking about putting levalores on the windows and I just sort of nodded off...Sometime after that he woke me up, Apparently I was snoring...
Mary Jo: And ugh then what happened?
Charlene: Then I started crying....
Julia: You started crying?
Charlene: Well each cause I looked down and while I’ve been I was asleep I had gotten these big wet milk spots on the front of my blouse
Suzanne: oh my lord
Charlene: it was just so humiliating
Suzanne: oh my lord
Julia: Suzanne
Charlene: then I just jumped up really quick like and put on my coat
Suzanne: the one with the baby spit on it?
Charlene: that’s right, and thank you Suzanne I didn’t notice till I got there
Mary Jo: And then you left?
Charlene and that when I fell flat on my face in the reception area
Julia: I don’t think I want to hear anymore
Charlene: I probably wouldn’t have fallen but I put my pantyhose so twisted this morning ive been walking like John Wayne all …And then my purse came open, and you know I had that box baby suppository’s in there They just flew everywhere and there I was on my hands and knees wet, sobbing, mascara running down my face, my pantyhose twisted trying to gather up all these little white firecrackers…Two of the secretary’s had to lift me off the floor and help me to my car, or maybe they were throwing me back, I don’t know, I never looked back…